Live from the Compaq Center in Houston, Texas

Your hosts are Chris Kanyon and Pamela Paulshock!

The show starts off by replaying a few clips from Mayhem--including censored versions of certain bits..

We then go to arena live where Who's Betta Than Kanyun and Pamela Paulshock are commentating...

Pamela more or less says Vince is one stupid son of a bitch for hiring the nWo. Kanyon glosses over it, but then breaks down and talks about what hell the nWo made life in WCW...

Da da...dada da da....da da da da....

And out comes Barry Horowitz, giving himself a firm pat on the back. He gets quite a pop, surprisingly, despite being in such an a sure-to-be anti-climactic match...

"Instruments of Destruction" by NRG plays, bringing out Iceberg, who doesn't punch herself in the head, but you should if you can't predict the outcome of this match...

Iceberg hits the right, and rocks Barry with rights, then mixes it up with some martial arts kicks. A sweep kick sends Barry on his ass, and Iceberg celebrates. Barry pulls himself up with the ropes, then catches Iceberg as she turns around with a running dropkick--but Iceberg brushes it off like a mosquito bite. Clothesline by Barry--but Icey ducks it--and tosses Barry onto his neck in a German Suplex. Iceberg pulls him up by the hair, then sends him to the ropes...GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! (Sorry--but Paul wouldn't call it a Spear, why the hell should I?)

After that...the Icepick and a 1, 2, 3...

Winner: Iceberg

A few seconds after the pin, Iceberg grabs a microphone from the ringside area, kicking Horowitz out of the ring.

"You know something, this is just how pathetic EAW is. I'm a fucking former champion, a wrestling machine and who do they put against me? Some lowly jobber. If they had any respect for true talent, I'd be facing the World Champion right now. But NOOO they want me to prove myself it seems. Fine, when I put Hunter on the injured list for the rest of his life, you'll see that I deserve respect."

That brings out Trippa Aytch, in street clothes, who marches down to the ring promptly, cussing out Iceberg on the way. He rolls into the ring, and taunts Iceberg, shoving her down to the mat...Iceberg charges at him, pounds the shit out of him, and sends him to the ropes--Hunter shoves a just-recovering Horowitz into the path of the sidekick, then flips her off. Iceberg goes for the GORE!! GORE!! Go--and takes down Hunter!...then rolls over on her side...Hunter stands up, and pulls a metal plate about half an inch thick from under his shirt.

"Dumb bitch...fell for it just like Bill did. Just the kind of stupid shits I'd expect to work for Ryan. I STILL owe you though--there just isn't a high place conveniently handy to toss you off of. As Cataclysm...I'll just do my best to collect..."

With that, Hunter smashes the metal plate against the back of her skull and leaves...

**Commercial Break**

Nagol and Nova square off in the center of the ring...weapons scattered about ringside. Nagol hasn't brought his shintai, but has a steel rod instead. Nova has his nail-shovel with him...

The match starts off--clink-clank--cute little duel with the weapons--Nagol disarms Nova--and kneecaps him. Brings down the rod--Nova catches it--then shoves Nagol off of him with his foot as well. Back up--Nagol ducks a kick from Nova--kneebreaker executed. Nagol goes nuts with the steel rod, but fails to get a submission on the follow-up. Nagol slides the rod into his boot and goes for a legdrop--but Nova rolls out of the way to avoid it, gets up--and decks Nagol with the shovel. Gets a two count off of it. Nova slams the shovel along Nagol's sides, after having difficulty on his back, then sends Nagol into the corner. Set up--DDT!! Another!! And another two count. Nova goes up top--Misses the Swanton, and Nagol sets him up for a running Flame Line.

Nova tosses to the outside, and a somersault splash connects on Nova--nicks him up a bit from the quills. Nova crotched on the safety railing, and hits a flying dropkick from the apron, sending Nova into the crowd. Nagol springs over the railing--Nova catches him--spiking him onto the cold, hard floor. Nova wails away on his upper body with a steel chair, then tosses him back into the ringside area.

Nagol and Nova brawl all around the ringside area a bit--momentum switches to Nagol after a Hurranrana after leaping off of the announce table, then rolls him back into the ring.

Axehandle from up top leads to a Novacaine by Nova, narrowly getting a three. Nova hits some low impact moves before having Nagol block a suplex and hits a 360 Brainbuster. Tree of Woe by Nagol--but Nova springs out and nails both feet to the face of Nagol...then Irish Whip...reversal--Unexpected Explosion, and the 1, 2, 3!

Winner and #1 Contender for Extreme Title: Alexander Nagol

**Commercial Break**

Stevie Richards gets a respectable pop as we come back from break...

Although Kaye kinda outdoes it--for obvious reasons. Sasori isn't present here, however.

Richards showboats and dances after the bell rings--but stumbles into the clutches of Kaye--who chokes him and tosses him into the corner--clothesline--Richards ducks under--Richards kicks her into the midsection repeatedly--bulldogs her out of the corner. He goes for a Boston Crab, but Kaye powers out. Kaye gets back up, and sends Richards to the ropes--clothesline him, and pulls him up by the throat. Richards fights free--but ends up the victim of a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a narrow 2. Richards comes back with several high flying moves such as a moonsault, missile dropkick and sunset flip--the flip doesn't get Kaye on her back, and she pulls him up the the throat and holds him overhead--chokeslams him in the center of the ring!! She signals for the finish..then--well, pulls off a move that STARTS like a Fisherman's Suplex--then turns it into a sort of neckbreaker--STIFF, SICK-looking move...Pamela has no idea what the hell it is, but Kanyon acknowledges it as a Mexican Stretch Buster. Kaye gets the 1, 2, 3 easily...

Winner: Kaye

**Commercial Break** Spike lumbers out first, sans Morty, and gets booed like hell..

MAIKU is out next in street clothes--although without facepaint, so it is technically Michael White. He tosses down the Extreme Title and rushes the ring--decking Spike with the Extreme Title...

White goes totally apeshit on Spike...giving him STIFF STIFF kicks to the upper body after flooring Spike, then picks up a steel chair placed nearby, running--CHAIRSHOT--stiff-looking as hell, and Spike gets back up--tosses him to the ropes--big boot sends down MAIKU. Spike pulls him up, and TOSSES him across the ring by the neck, then grabs that chair--FOLDS IT UP around White's head, and doesn't even bother for a pinfall--ramming his face into the chair.

MAIKU fights back up--goes freakin' crazy on him with kicks, one straight into the groin that drops Spike to his knee, then bashes him over the head with (what's left of) the chair--the bell is then rung.. ?!?!

The decision is announced as a disqualification. (In an EXTREME MATCH?! WTF?!), and White leaves the ring pissed...

Winner: Spike, by DQ

Short and brutal, and nasty to see...

**Commercial Break**

Flair and Spazz have separate entrances, Spazz entering with "Trouble" by Cypress Hill.

Spazz completely passes on a handshake from Flair...

Kirk Angel comes out next, and waits on the stage to reveal his partner...

"Heeeeeeere comes the mon-aaaaaaay!" and--no, not Shane McMahon, but Don DiBiase. Flair's "livid" as JR would say, but takes it in stride...Team PWF gets into the ring--

Spazz insists on starting out...Kirk goes in first--lock up--and Kirk with some knees into the midsection--hiptoss, and TAG in to DiBiase! Spazz goes after Kirk, who lands on the floor, and mocks him--DiBiase from behind, and a German Suplex catches him totally off guard. DiBiase pulls him up and sends him to the ropes--Spazz ducks under--hit the ropes--sliding dropkick to the knee. Armwringer, and tag in to Flair. Flair with chops and just as many WHOOOO's! Butterfly Suplex by Flair...cover--but a kickout at one. Flair with the chinlock...Don fights up--Ric to the ropes...ducks other the clothesline attempt--hiptoss attempt--reversal--DiBiase with a vertical suplex holds up Flair--drops him in the center of the ring. Scissored sleeper on Ric. Ric fights towards the ropes, but then flips over, and pulls himself out of the hold, then applies a Stretch Muffler on DiBiase--then follows up into a leglock. DiBiase reverses, getting one of his own on Flair--then turns it into a modified STF...Flair breaks it up, then gets up to his one knee--Don gets up and kicks Flair's leg out from under him, then puts him in a side headlock--tags in Kirk. Kirk hammers on the back of Flair...then Don and Kirk corner Flair in the corner, where Kirk clobbers Flair, then fires him into the far corner--charges in--Ric with the boot up...then Ric with the chop block on Kirk....tag to Spazz, and the crowd boos for the PWF Universal Champion, who grabs Spazz from behind, BLUE THUNDER, but Spazz not going for the pinfall. Kirk gets up to his knees--VICIOUS boot into the ribs by Spazz, and he pounces on Kirk--slamming some hard shots into his midsection, then rolls him over and crossface-punches Kirk. He goes for the Hangman's Noose--Kirk counters into a Jawbreaker, then a HUGE Belly to Back Suplex takes over Spazz. Kirk up...lays in shots to back of Spazz...rams his knee into the mat. Cover...nearly a two, but Spazz fights out, then gets back up on his feet--blocks the shot from Kirk--kick to the midsection--Spazz sets him up--running powerbomb--Kirk slips off of Spazz's back before beind dumped over the top rope, and Kirk clotheslines him over the ropes. Spazz springs back up to the apron--each trying to take over the other--Kirk wins and suplexes Spazz INTO the ring--Ric with a clothesline to the back of Kirk's head as the runs the apron, however. Spazz capitalizes with a face-first crucifix powerbomb, and covers...Long two. Spazz pulls up Kirk in a headlock--neckbreaker follow up, but Kirk crawls towards his corner--Spazz grabs him by the ankle--applies Kirk's very own Anklelock Submission! But Kirk makes it to his corner--tags in DiBiase--DiBiase in--Spazz releases the hold and slugs it out with the Million Dollar Man, but Kirk and Don double team him. Ric gets inside the ring--ATOMIC DROP on Kirk!! Spazz snapmares Don off of him--sends him to the ropes--SHORT POWERBOMB!! Ric goes back onto the apron--Spazz tags him in...and Ric and Don go all out again...Spazz rolls Angel to the outside...and sets up a table...Kirk comes up from behind and goes for a suplex--reversal by Spazz--another reversal--Kirk with a gutwrench suplex. Pulls him up...set up for a vertical suplex--Spazz rams him into the apron backfirst...

Inside...Don and Ric jockying for position on the top rope--RIC WITH A SUPLEXPLEX!! On the outside...Spazz leaping off the apron--SUPERBOMBS Angel through a table!!

Just then...David Flair leaps over the guardrail, with a crowbar--sneaks inside the ring--and bludgeons the referee with the crowbar...sneaks up behind Ric--Ric turns around--David nails him across the forehead with the crowbar! Very much like Don and Ric's Unholy Wars match--only this time intentional. The crowd boos heavily, and Spazz goes after David, chasing him over the guardrail on the other side...Don crawls over and covers Ric...

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TWO!

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KICKOUT!

Flair gets up to his feet, bleeding from the forehead...Don gets up as well--the referee is shaking off the shot with the crowbar--Ric low-blows Don--rolls him up--holds the tights 1, 2, 3!!

Winners: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Spazz

But Ric doesn't take the time to celebrate, and gets out of the ring, taking a microphone, and with blood dripping down his face...

"David...NOW...NOW...it has gone too far. I made a promise...that I'd never fight you--my own son. But NOW...NOW...I've reached my BREAKING POINT!! You wanted a match with me, then you've GOT IT!...If I've got to take things into my own hands I WILL. DAVID...you....me...at Cataclysm! NO HOLDS BARRED!! ANYTHING GOES!! Isn't that what you wanted in the first place David? You wanted to show up your old man? I'm going to have to SHOW YOU that you aren't ready, David, and BEAT YOUR ASS MYSELF!"

Ric tosses aside the mic as the EAW logos come up...