
"What is The Flyboy doing going in other people's locker room's? Welcome, everyone to the EAW's Retaliation! I'm one of the annoucer's for the first hour of the show, Bill West. I'm joined here today by, my lovely co-host--"
"Shut up Bill. I'm the woman, that gets man's blood pumping. I go down to bend, and for some weird reason always get poked in the end. When I get on my knees, the men beg me please. When I get on all fours, I start to scream like a whore. I am the one the only, Rebecca Mack!" "What a wonderful..um, introduction. Well, tonight folks this could turn out to be the best EAW pay-per-view in history! We have FIVE titles on the line tonight, and one including the finals of the new title, the EAW Television Title."
"Plus, we have a two non-title matches. One is the Handicap Hell in a Cell and the other one is a "Love Her or Leave Her Match" putting the World Champ. Flyboy taking on the "Hot Pink Machine" Kaye. The rules of that match is if Flyboy beats Kaye, she must leave Sasori and the Knight Cross. But, if Kaye wins, Flyboy AND Tympani must leave her alone. I sure wish, Flyboy was chasing after me instead of that bitch, Kaye! *sighs* Kaye must be really blind, because she can't see what kind of man she is missing."
"She yes does. She's missing a annoying man that tries to push himself onto her. Kaye isn't missing to much. And, you better watch your mouth, Mack, Kaye is pissed. She might come down to comfront you. Well, anyhow--"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!" is heard as The Rock and Booker T. comes out to the ring. The the cell slowly starts to, as Rock and Booker gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. When, Rock and Booker get in the ring, "Getting High On Your Own Supply" cues up as Minister comes out to a small pop from the crowd. Minister quickly rolls in the ring, as the cell finally touches the ground.
Handicap Weapon Hell in a Cell Match
Maximus "The Minister" Kael Vs. The Rock and Booker T. "Booker and Rock start the match off quickly, by catching Maximus as he was getting into the ring. Rock with hard kicks to the lower extremities to Minister. Minister is fighting back though, and a right hand to the belly of the Rock, and a leg sweep to Booker, making him fall to the mat. Maximus takes Rock, and SLAMS HIS HEAD IN THE CELL! Booker is sneaking in from behind, but Minister sees him, and a kick to the breadbasket and a DDT. Minister takes the leg of Booker, and a perfect single leg crab. Rock is still dazed from the smashing of his head into that cell. Booker is screaming in pain, but he's not giving it up." "I'll take it from here, 'Billy Boy'. Rock breaks the the submission move, HUGE right hands. Rock spits on his next one, but Booker is getting up. Rock goes for his next punch, but Minister ducks, and ROCK HITS BOOKER! Booker goes down to the mat...and Minister with a DVD TO ROCKY! Booker is getting up, and a HARLEM SIDE KICK TO MINISTER. That was a great move by Booker..he caught Maximus when he was looking. Booker with a spinnup, and aggressive irish whip to the rope, and Booker goes for another Harlem Side Kick, but Minister catches him in mid-air and a MID-AIR TAZZ-PLEX!!! It's over after that move..but Rock breaks the pin attempt. The contenders in the match haven't even glance at the weapons on the outside. I think they've heard me, because Rock goes outside of the ring, and pulls out a TABLE!! Rock is sliding the table in ring, Rock is propping the table in the corner, and now he looks like he's out to hurt someone. Rock has Minister set up for "The Rock Bottom", but Minister with a go behind, and GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE. It's has to be over now. Rock's head bounced off that mat, plus his back with through a table. Minister held on to the bridge, and ONE.."
"TWO..."
"Only a two count, as Booker T. kicks Minister square in the nuts! That gotta hurt!"
"Could you use words like 'lower region'? Thank you." "Minister had to break the bridge, because of that hard kick to the.....NUTS! Now, Rock is holding Minister up, Booker is kicking Minister."
"Rock with a hard whip to the ropes, and a TILT A WHIRL SLAM!! Booker has grabbed a chair and placed it over the chest of Minister. Rock goes to the head of Minister..kicks his arm, and takes off the elbowpad! Booker is on the top rope, pointing to The Rock. Rock is off one rope, and then the other..PEOPLE'S ELBOW! But, wait..after Rock has just delivered "The People's Elbow" Booker T. with the Harlem Hangover..PERFECT TIMING!! Both men, pin Minister. 1-2-3!! It's over. NO! The referee saids, Minister got a shoulder up! How did he do it? Booker and Rock look mad..and they're hooking Minister up for the "Book End" and "Rock Bottom" combo. Minister is up..but he's fighting it. Minister reverses and a...OH MY JESUS!! A DOUBLE URANAGE SUPLEX TO ROCK AND BOOKER! Minister has got to tire, from that move, but from the looks of it Booker T. and Rock are knocked out. Minister rolls on both men, and he gets the one.."
"Two..."
"Three!"
"It's over with. Minister has beaten TWO men by himself. He's definitly something to be looking for in the EAW."
Winner by pinfall >>> Maximus "The Minister" Kael
The scene goes backstage once again. The Cyber Commission is walking down the hall and having a "friendly" conversation.
Horus: "You know what I heard, Anubis?
Anubis: "What would that be my friend?"
Horus: "I've heard, that Ariel was here, tonight!"
Anubis: "No way. Let's go tell Master." Horus and Anubis gives each other high-fives, as the cameras switch back to the ring.
Cyrus' Invitational for the European Title Mechius Vs. Black Widow Vs. Crucifix Vs. Cyrus(c)
"Iron Man" blurs over the PA, as Mechius comes down to the ring. "Iron Man" is quickly shut off, as "Dark and Grey" cues and, Crucifix comes out attacks Mechius. Crucifix throws Mechius into the steel steps, from behind. "Voices" pops up as Black Widow hurries down the ring to join the action.
"Widow with a springboard legdrop to Mechius on the inside. Mechius quickly up, he dodges a couple of Widow's lighting fast kicks! Mechius has Widow's leg from a counter, a Mechius spins Widow around, and HUGE CLOTHESLINE knocking Widow out all the way to the outside where Crucifix is still standing. Take in note that this match has yet to start and the bell has yet to ring."
"Don't forget that the European Champion: Cyrus hasn't come out yet." "The Next Esipode" cues up as Cyrus comes out and quickly gets in the mix. Crucifix is on the steel steps, and a body press just took out the oncoming Cyrus.
"Great move by Cruicifix. Take note that he IS a former European Champion. So, is Black Widow. Widow hops back in the ring, and fights with Mechius. Spinning crecent kick from Widow, and another. Mechius ducks the third one, as Cruciix and Cyrus get to thier corners. Mechius with a counter, and T-BONE SUPLEX! That suplex almost took Widow out of her boots. Mechius bounces off the ropes, and a SHOUDLERBLOCK from "The Big Steel Machine".
"Hey, isn't that a rip-off if the "Big Red Machine" or the "Hot Pink Machine", Rebecca?"
"Yeah, but only this time it's true for Mechius! Mechius isn't letting Oseiko-chan get any offense. Mechius with a strong whip to the ropes, and Mechius didn't see that Crucifix tagged Oseiko on her back, and Oseiko in the ring with a beautiful droptoe hold to Mechius, taking the "Metal Man" to the ground. From the top, an awaiting Crucifix with a flying elbow drop to Mechius. Excuted perfectly, by Crucifix. I don't think even Oseiko knows she was tagged. The referee is telling her to her corner, and the young superstars does so. In the ring, however, Crucifix with a pin to Mechius. Mechius powers out quickly, however, and sits up quickly. Mechius has Crucifix up with two hands, and A DOUBLE HANDED POWERBOMB! Crucifix has got to be out of it..Mechius with the pin..one, two, and thr..NO! Crucifix somehow got a shoulder up. He really wants that European Title back around his waist. Mechius with a whip to the rope, Crucifix comes back, SHUT DOWN!! MECHIUS HAS THE SHUT DOWN ON CRUCIFIX!! Crucifix is trying to fight it, as he edges closer to Cyrus. Cyrus basically the freshest person in this match. He hasn't been in much action. Crucifix with a low-blow to Mechius. It doesn't work beacause, Mechius has no gender! Crucifix is fading...can Crucifix fight it. YES!! Crucifix draps a foot over the rope. I don't think Mechius knows he's suppose to let go of the hold. Referee Teddy Long gets between the two breaking the hold. Mechius' red eyes just shined, as Mechius stares at Long. Mechius is stalking the referee, and now..Crucifix turns the distracted Mechius around, and HURRICARNA BY CRUCIFIX. That had to be a desperationmove by Crucifix, as he now slowly gets to his feet. Crucifix with a HARD punch to Cyrus, tagging him in. Cyrus jumps in and a clothesline attempt by the now standing Mechius. Mechius with a duck, Cyrus turns back around, and BIG BOOT TO CYRUS! Cyrus falls all the way to the corner from the impact..the force of that massive boot. Now, Mechius with a whip to the ropes, Mechius runs to the other set of ropes. Mechius is off the opposite corner, AND GAME OVER!! GAME OVER!! It's all for Cyrus. One, two, three. Cyrus put up a hard fight, but came up short in the end. Now, it's down to Mechius, a might be injured Crucifix, and Oseiko-chan. Mechius is standing tall in the ring. I guess you know what this means..tonight there WILL be a new European Champion. Questin is: who will it be? Black Widow gets in the ring, and a SPINNING HEEL KICK! Right off the bat, Oseiko is trying to get Mechius down. Oseiko with a whip to the corner, a head of steam, PHOENIX DROPKICK! No wait...Mechius moved out of the way, and Widow is all caught up on the ropes now. Mechius is accending the top rope, the same one Widow is stuck on right now. Mechius has Widow set up, and BACK DROP FROM THE---reversed! Widow somehow backflipped her way off the ropes, and Mechius is now stuck in the ropes. Widow quickly climbs the ropes herself, hooks Mechius, and REVERSE DRAGONRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE! Black Widow calls it the "Kumorana" or for people who don't undestand Japnese, that 'Kumo' means 'spider'. BUT, Mechius is STILL getting up! What will it take to put this machine down? A semi-truck?(~_^) Mechous doesn't look to happy. Mechius a hard irish whip to the rope, Widow comes back...GAME OVER! NO! Widow pushes Mechius, off before he can deliver it. AND...KUMO NO SASU TO THE BACK TO MECHIUS' HEAD! THAT HAS TO PUT HIM DOWN! Widow hooks his leg, 1-2-3! Widow has eliminated Mechius! Mechius quickly back to his feet, and GAME OVER TO WIDOW! She can think of it. as a going away present, as Mechius stalks back to the backstage area. Widow is still down from "Game Over" and Crucifix has gotten some needed rest. Crucifix goes from the apron to the top-rope in a second. Crucifix with the "Leap of Faith"! Oseiko rolls out of the way, and that could cost him the match AND the European Title. Black Widow with a gapple from behind to Crucifix who she justed picked up, adn RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Black Widow wastes no time, and no quickier than a blink of a eye, Oseiko is on the top rope. She's looking to go for a moonsault..but Crucifix is back to his feet. Oseiko can't see him now, because she is turned around in the other direction. Crucifix shakes the ring ropes, and Oseiko offense comes to a halt. Crucifix is climbing ropes from behind Oseiko, hooks her, and 7TH SIN OFF THE TOP ROPE!! CRUCIFIX HAS THE MATCH WON. Crucifix drapes his arm over Widow, Long is down to make the count..ONE, TWO, THREE!! CRUCIFIX WINS! NEW CHAMPION!
Winner and NEW EAW European Champion >>> Crucifix
"You just did some GREAT commentatory Rebecca. You called that match perfectly."
"Of corse I did Bill, you think I was paid just to say dirty things?" "Er--nevermind, in a moment we will have the ending of the Television Title tournament. Let's get right to it."
Quanlifying Match for the Television Title:
Sonnette Vs. Krist "Overlord" Jonsson "Wake Up" by RATM cues up, as former Hardcore and Women's Champion: Sonnette comes out to around of cheers from the crowd. "The crowd love Sonnette here, but here comes Krist Jonsson!" "Wasted Youth Crew" by BFB is heard, as Overlord and Deanna comes out to mostly boos. There are a few pops heard, from Overlord fans, as Krist gets in the ring, and starts the match off with Sonnette. "Sonnette starts the match off with a few forearm shots to the face of Overlord. Krist staggers back, but rakes Sonnette in the eye stopping her attack. Sonnette stumbles back, and gets planted with a high flipping dropkick from Krist. This takes Sonnette down, and Krist goes for the attack on her legs. Overlord with Sonnette's leg, and he's kicking Sonnette's leg, HARD! Sonnette kicks Krist with her oher free leg, and springs to her feet. Sonnette with a hard whip to the ropes, Sonnette GORES KRIST! KRIST'S HEAD JUST BOUNCED!! Sonnette has Krist now on the defensive, with a throw to the corner, and Sonnette lifts Krist onto the rope. Sonnette starts to climb the rope, and Krist with a punch to the mid-section and Sonnette fell down from the top! Sonnette gets back up to her feet, and Krist hooks her with a front face headlock, and TORNADO DDT...NO! Sonnette throws Krist off of her! Sonnette has the momentum, and she's running at Krist. Sonnette jumps on Krist's shoulders, going for a hurricanrana, but Krist counters...and ELEVATED POWERBOMB! Krist holds on, and with Sonnette's leg, turns her over and applies a boston crab. Sonnette looks to be out of it, and Krist is putting the all of his weight into the move. Sonnette is scrambling, and YES...SHE GRABBED THE ROPES! Krist has to break the hold or he will be disquanflied, and that would mean he would be gone from the hunt of the Television Title. Krist reluctly broke the submission, and continues to work on Sonnette legs. Sonnette gets whipped to the near ropes by Krist, Krist with A GREAT LOW DROPKICK. That was aimed right at Sonnette's left leg. Sonnette is grabbing that leg, and clutching it. Krist goes right for that injured leg, and Krist with a SINGLE LEG CRAB! Sonnette is in a allot of pain, and Krist has her up..REVERSE SUPLEX! Overlord just drove Sonnette's head and body straight into the mat. His point has been made...he wants to hurt Sonnette, and he's accomplishing it now. Overlord picks up the hurt Sonnette up, and a hard whip to the corner. Sonnette falls down before she even reaches the corner..Sonnette leg has given out. A smirk crosses on Overlord's face, and he goes over to pick up the hurt Sonnette. WAIT! SMALL PACKAGE...ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Sonnette wins! Sonnette advances!"
Winner by pinfall >>> Sonnette
"Sonnette, had the brains in that match. All Krist had to do was pin her after that reverse suplex, but he was out to hurt Sonnette. He gave Sonnette the second wind, she needed and she paid for it. Sonnette is going on, but I'm not sure all that "acting" was really all "acting"--" Sonnette limps a little to the back "maybe, Krist was just out to hurt Sonnette, and didn't care about winning the TV Title...now, for anyway." "We're going to go right into the next quanlifying match..Elite Vs. Duke!"
Quanlifying Match for Television Title: The Elite Vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse
"Simon Says" hits as Elite comes out of a legion of boo's. Elite just smiles, and walks to the ring. Elite gets to the ring, and waits for his opponent. "Trash" by KoRn cues as Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse comes out to a reaction of disgust and few cheers. Duke runs to the ring, and quickly starts the match as the bell rings.
" 'Pee-Wee' Anderson is calling the action for this match. Elite with some right hands to start the match. Referee Anderson tells Elite to open those fists. Elite totally ignoring the referee, and Elite keeps up the right hands. Duke counters a punch, and a swift kick to the stomach of Elite, and now a dropkick from Duke! Elite falls back to mat, but Elite is back on his feet. Elite with a punch to the breadbasket, and Duke doubles over. Elite bounces off the rope, and NICE SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Elite could have him here...one, two..nope. It's to early. Elite with a whip to the ropes, and a drop toe hold. Elite quickly follows up with a bow and arrow. Duke back has to hurt, because that's what the bow and arrow focuses on the back, and neck region of the body. Elite finally breaks the hold, and picks Duke up. Elite sets him up for a suplex, but Elite is holding him making all the blood rush to Duke's head...and a good stalling suplex from Elite. Elite with a nice, float over, 1-2..only a two count. I asure you when Duke gets back up, he's going to be a little dizzy."
"That buzz gets you all the time..especially if it's Budweiser." "Um, yes...whatever. Anyhow, Elite has Duke in the corner definitely on defense. Elite sets Duke on the top rope..and quickly follows him up. We've seen allot of things tonight, from two people being on the top..what's going to happen, now? Elite has Duke hooked in a suplex poisition. MY GOD! ELITE IS HOLDING DUKE UP WHILE ON THE TOP ROPE! Could he be going for a top rope stalling suplex? He's look like it.." "Wait! Duke fights it, Elite puts him back to his sitting poisition on the top turnbuckle. Duke with a kick to the "lower extremies" of Elite, and the ref. didn't see it. Duke NOW has Elite in a suplex poisition, AND....A FALCON ARROW OFF THE TOP ROPE! Anderson down for the count...ONE, TWO, THREE! DUKE WINS!"
Winner by pinfall >>> Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse
Duke stands on top rope, and poses for the crowd. The crowd is shock that, Duke won..but from behind the angry Elite grabs a steel chair and cracks it over the back of Duke's head. Duke falls off the rope, and hits the mat. Elite sets up and chair, and places it in the middle of the ring.
"Elite whips Duke to the ropes, and catches him, lifts him, and SKY HIGH ON THE CHAIR! DUKE'S HEAD MADE A DENT IN THE CHAIR! He may need medical attention, after that move. But, Elite is NOT stopping. Elite grabs the not moving Duke, and with a hard throw, Duke is on the out the ring on the outside. Elite goes to the outside with a angry look upon his face. Elite is now..searching under the ring, and pulls out a TABLE! Elite sets it up, right in front of us, and picks up Duke and throws him on the apron. Elite, is now on the apron, and has Duke drapped over his back in a fireman carry poisition..and sudden swing around, and MY GOD! ELIMINATION FROM THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! Stop it, DAMN IT! STOP IT!"
"Actally, Elite looks kinda of cute, when he's mad." "Will you, SHUT UP REBECCA! Duke could be seriously INJURED!" "He shouln't had won the match...Elite wouldn't to this to him, if he had won."
"SHUT UP! That was completely stupid! Duke won the match, but I'm not sure if Duke will be able to compete in the four way finals for the TV Title." EMTs put Duke on a strencher and carried him out as "Simon Says" played. Elite stood watching him being carried out and only laughed slightly and with to the back.
Quanlifying Match for Television Title: Badboy Vs. T-Bone
"I hope Duke can get his better, because if he doesn't, the crowd will be mad because they hadn't got their, match that's been promised. Well, let's go to our next TV tournament match." After all that happened in the Elite/Duke match, both Badboy and T-Bone are already in the ring, and the bell rings, starting the match. T-Bone is with Sarah Murphy in the match.
Badboy rushes at T-Bone, but is caught. "POWESLAM! T-Bone caught him with a powerslam. T-Bone with a rear chin lock on is placed on Badboy, but now Badboy is up to his feet, and elbow shots to the mid-section, T-Bone breaks the hold, and Badboy gets whips T-Bone to the corner, and a big splash to T-Bone. Badboy with a strong clothesline, and T-Bone goes to the apron, and Badboy with right hand, but T-Bone dodges, and A SPRINGBOARD SHOULDERBLOCK. Badboy falls to the ground, and T-Bone picks him up. T-Bone with a irish whip to the ropes, and back body drop! T-Bone with a lift ups Badboy, and POWERBOMB! NO...WAIT! A HURRICARANA BY BADBOY. Badboy hooks the leg..ONE, TWO...only a two count folks. Badboy awaits for Bone to get up..and high flying splash, but T-Bone with a counter. T-Bone catches Badboy, and drives him down, with a falling foward powerslam. T-Bone picks up Badbody..and whip to the ropes and RAGNOROK!! T-Bone with the pin and the 3 counts is made. T-Bone advance!
Winner by pinfall >>> T-Bone
(King and Styles come out) [credit Krist] Styles: Well, it's time for Big Yiffy Vs. The Franchise, last qualifying match for the tournament.
King: I have to go with franchise in this one... simply because I like him better.
(Big Yiffy comes to the ring.)
(Franchise comes to the ring.)
Franchise enters thering under the bottom rope, and Yiffy goes right to work, stomping away on Franchise. Franchise slowly is able to, despite the kicks, get to his feet. Yiffy goes for a roundhouse right, Franchise ducks and brings Yiffy down with a drop toe hold. Franchise runs off the ropes, but Yiffy gets to his feet, baseball sliding between the Franchise' legs. Franchise runs off the other side, Yiffy's up, and he drop kicks Franchise, right in the face.
Styles: Great drop kick by Yiffy!
Franchise gets up quick, Yiffy goes for a kick, but Franchise grabs Yiffy's leg, and whips him down to the mat. franchise grabs Yiffy's arm and irish whips him twords the turnbuckle, but Yiffy reverses, sending Franchise into the corner back first. Franchise falls to a seated position. Yiffy notices this.
King: Oh NO! Yiffy's running in BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Yiffy rolls away, Franchise gets up and walks in, dazed, twords Yiffy. Yiffy grabs Franchise.
King: Powerbomb!
Styles: Yiffy holds on, double powerbomb!
Yiffy keeps going and turns it into the Third Impact!
King: The cover! 1...2...3! Yiffy advances! Winner by pinfall >>> "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar Colley stays in the ring, as T-Bone and Sarah Murphy come out getting in the ring. Suddenly, "Wake Up" cues up once again, and the crowd jumps to their feet as Sonnette(with a slight limp) comes out. Sonnette smilies slighty, and gets in the ring. Style: "I wonder if Duke will be able to compete in the match.." "Shut up Styles, the match is already starting!" Four Way for the Television Championship: Sonnette Vs. T-Bone Vs. "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar Vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse "Sonnette with a great springboard dropkick to the chin of T-Bone and Duke has yet to come out. T-Bone staggers bck into BIG YIFFY! Yiffy with a gapple from behind, and WALKING SIDEWALK SLAM! Sonnette is behind Yiffy now, and a german suplex. T-Bone is going to his corner, and watches the other memebers of Red Tooth & Claw brawl it out. Sonnette with HARD irish whip to the corner, and Yiffy falls to the ground. You must realize that Colley has just had a match with Franchise. He must be out of it from that match. Sonnette with a kick to the gut, countered, and a DDT RIGHT ON SONNETTE! Yiffy is staggersing over to tag in T-Bone, but T-Bone doesn't tag Yiffy?! WAIT! Yiffy doesn't notice, but it's DUMPSTER! Yiffy must think T-Bone didn't him to give him a tag...and it was Dumpster who pulled down T-Bone from behind. Yiffy still doesn't see Dumpster, and from behind...HEATAI PLEX!! Colley didn't even see it coming..ONE, TWO, THREE. Yiffy is gone. Now, T-Bone is on the outside...and has Dumpster, hooked...T-BONE SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE! Yiffy steps over the rope, and grabs T-Bone from behind..and POWERBOMB!! Yiffy justed powerbombed T-Bone on the outside. Dumpster is getting back up, and Sonnette is on the inside checking on T-Bone. Dumpster from behind and he's goin for the "Dumpster Bomb" on Sonnette, but Sonnette sees him before he can attack, AND GORED DUKE! Sonnette with a pin, ONE, TWO, THREE! Duke is gone. Sonnette gets on the ropes, and poses but T-Bone has staggered back in the ring, T-Bone kicks Sonette on the back of the head. He' setting Sonete up for a top rope T-BONE SUPLEX! Sonnette is fighting it..a swift kick tothe gut of T-Bone, Sonnette lifts him up in a fireman's carry, the leap...AND SONIC BOOOM! SONIC BOOM! Sonnette drapes her hand on T-Bone, ONE, TWO, THREE! NEWLY CROWD TV CHAMPION..SONETTE!" Referee Nick Paterson, gave the belt to the newly crown TV Champ, as she made her way to the back. [Credit Kevin] Triple Threat for Women's Title: Sarah Murphy(C) vs. Finality vs. Deanna Match starts out with Sarah Murphy and Deanna locking up. Deanna breaks off and goes off the ropes, but is knocked down by Finality. Deanna rolls to the outside and Finality chases her. Finality gets a hand on Deanna and hits a nice DDT. Sarah Murphy leap frogs the top rope and flies hitting both women. Sarah Murphy gets to her feet. She reaches under the ring and pulls out, A TABLE! Sarah sets up the table on the outside and grabs Deanna. Deanna breaks lose and pushes Sarah so she falls over the table. Finality picks up Deanna and slams her onto the ground. Finality rolls into the ring. Sarah gets up and rolls into the ring as well. Deanna gets up and begins to walk around the ring. She picks the table back up and then rolls into the ring. Styles: Waistlock by Deanna on Finality, german suplex. Sarah Drop Kicks Deanna and goes for a pin, 1..2..no! Finality face plants Sarah and goes for a pin 1..2..no Deanna broke it up. Deanna picks up Finality and powerbombs her, 1 2 3..no only two. Deanna and Sarah both pick up Finality for a double Suplex. Sarah tries to pin, but Deanna pulls her off. No Deanna and Sarah are fighting. No, wait, now they go after Finality again, but Deanna uses this opportunity to slap Sarah. Sarah grabs Deanna and throws her into the corner. Sarah is really going after Deanna. Now they lock up near the ropes and push back and forth. Just look at the hair pulling. Now Finality is up, she charges both girls, and sends them over the top rope. Both Women go through the table. Sarah Murphy is cut open. Finality pulls Deanna into the ring. Now Finality puts Deanna up on her shoulders for the fireman's carry. Final Exit! She goes for the pin 1 2 no .Oh my god! Sarah Murphy just smacked Finality with a chair, and the ref is letting it go! Sarah Murphy picks up Finality. Sarah Climbs to the top rope and attempts the Psiclone, but she missed! She Missed! Finality rolls her up, 1 2 3! New Champion. New Champion!
Winner by pinfall >>> Finality
As "Charlotte" by Kittie plays on the PA Finality is awarded the title by the ref, but she just looks at it... stunned beyond belief. She then looks to the crowd cheering her... her opponents as they recover. She then shuts her eyes tightly, shaking her head as tears fall from her face and she drops the title in the middle of the ring and runs to the back sobbing!
King: She didn't do what I think she just did... did she?!
Styles: She won't accept the belt... we have a reluctant champion...!!!
[Credit Krist] (This is type of cage match, where pinfalls can be made)
People's Title Match: "Code Red" Michael Connelly Vs. Black Widow
Styles: Well, this night has been a great night of EAW entertainment, but up next, is Black Widow verses Code Red Micheal Connelly, and this will be for the People's Championship, that Code red will be putting on the line.
King: I personally don't like either of these two, but they're both great athletes, and this should be a great match.
"Voices" begins to play and Black Widow comes out to the ring to a huge pop.
Styles: These two athletes are the best of friends too.... I wounder how that will effect this match...
"There's a fire in the house" plays, and Code Red comesto thering with the people's title, to an even bigger pop.
Code red gets into the ring and he and Black Widow look at each other, then bow to one another, and the bell rings.
Styles: I can't wait, this match should be great!
The two lock up in the center of the ring. Widow starts pushing Connelly, but Connelly gets his head under widow's arm, and brings her up for a northern lights suplex, but doesn't go for the pin. CR runs off the ropes as Widow gets to her feet. CR goes for a clothline, but misses. Code Red stops in his tracks, thinking Widow went to the ropes. He turns around, but is greeted by a spinning heel kick right to the face. Red goes down hard, but gets up quick. But by the time her gets up, Widow hasgone off the ropes. They both come in twords each other, and Black Widow jumps up and nails Code Red with a jumping side kick. Widow stands over Connelly, waiting for him to get up. It doesn't take long, and when Micheal gets up, Widow goes for another side kick. Connelly ducks under the kick, and catches Widow as she spins around. Code red locks in the chicken wing, then lifts her into the chickenwing suplex!
King: Lord! great move by Connelly! The pin, 1...2... no!
Connelly grabs her by the arm, and whips her into the corner, following her in, and clothlining her. Widow walks out, dazed, and CR lifts her onto his back, and is about to go for a somoan drop, but Widow reverses in mid-move, and swings CR back into a crucifix pin.
Styles 1...2..NO!
Widow, and Connelly both get up slow. They're both up Connelly goes for a punch, Widow ducks, she scoops him up...
King: KUMOUCHIKOMU!!
Styles: "We've got a new champion right here!"
King: "1....2....3 NO! So close!"
Widow gets to her feet and looks frustrated. Widow waits off to the side for Code Red to get up.
Styles: "It looks like Widow is going to go for the Kumo No Sasu."
Red gets up slowly, Widow goes for the kick, but Code Red ducks under it and runs off the ropes.
King:" Red's off the ropes! SPEAR! 1...2...NO!"
Styles: "So many near falls!"
King: "Well what do you expect... this is for the people's title, and these are two of the wrestlers that the people love most!"
Styles: "This is what EAW is all about!"
Connelly grabs Widow by the arm and drags her up to her feet. He throws her into the ropes. She comes nbounding back as Connelly runs in andleap frogs over her. They both come off the ropes to the middle. CR goes for a spear, but Widow jumps over him, and reverses it into a sunset flip!
Styles: "1...2...NO! These two are giving it their all here tonight!!"
Widow's up first. As soon as Code Red is onhis feet, she begins to unload on him with a series of kicks. Michael goes to the ground, and Widow climbs the cage..Widow goes to the top, and attempts a 450 Splash, but misses. She misses Mike in the in the chest with the splash Widow begins to climb the ropes, but somhow, Code Red gets the energy to get up and hit her. She falls on the top turnbuckle, and Connelly begins to climb the ropes for a superplex.
King: "Superplex comming up!"
Widow hits Connelly in the gut, then stands on the top turnbuckle with Connelly. She scops him up....
Styles: "KUMOUCHIKOMU OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!"
King: "MY GOD!! IT'S OVER!"
Styles: "1......2......3, NO! HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID CODE RED KICK OUT!?!?!"
The fans explodes in a pop so loud you would think there was an atomic bomb setting off.
King: "LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!!!"
Widow is up, she gets Connelly to his feet and then kicks him with the Kumo No Sasu!
King: "It's got to be over now."
Styles: "Oseiko-chan , is over the cage, we've got a new People's Champion!"
Winner by escaping the cage >>> Black Widow
After the match, Mike climbs out of the cage, bows to Oseiko, and they hug each other, as they go to the back.
The screen opens upto the backstage area where Sonnette is sitting at the Retaliation interview backdrop with the TV title over her shoulder.
Sonnette: "Tonight, I proved alot of things to alot of people..." Sonnette is inturupted by Deanna Jonsson. She comes from the side and Sonnette turns.
Sonnette: "What the hell do you want?"
But before Deanna answers, Overlord runs from behind and nails Sonnette with a steel chair. Sonnette goes down, and Minister comes into frame. Overlord begins to nails Sonnette repeatedly with the chair, but then stops, and Overlord, Deanna, and Minister beginto stomp away on Sonnette. Overlord grabs the mic after Sonnette is down and not moving.
Overlord: "It's getting to the point around here that you can't get anywhere, without somone watching your back... Sonnette, all excuses aside,you beat me tonight... But if you're any type of champion,you'll give me your first title shot, next friday on riot rules! Butyou know what, that's number one... number two, like I started to say... you can't get anywhere, without anyone watching you back... what you see right now, is phase number one... friday, that's when phase two begins... and never, EVER AGAIN! will you see Overlord, made a fool of!"
[Credit Kenny Blackwell for potentially ruining Kaye's life ^_^;;]
"Criminal" cues up... and out comes the Flyboy to a scalding chorus of boos, but Flyboy just ignores them and continues on to the ring.
Styles: This is a very important match for Kaye... probably the most greatest match of Kaye's very life! Kaye MUST win this match if she hopes to wed Sasori the next day!!
King: Oh, and she thinks her life'll be ruined if she loses? There's plenty of fish in the sea, Styles! Maybe she'll hook up with Flyboy! Now THERE'S a man to admire!
Styles: Oh, you are just full of it tonight...
"Burning Inside" then cues up.... Kaye sprints down to the ring, not wasting time with the pyros and slides in, rading blows with Flyboy right off the bat!!
Styles: Whoa! This match is underway! Referee Teddy Long calls for the bell!
Love Her Or Leave Her Match
Kaye Vs. Flyboy
Styles: Quick tie-up-- OHH! SLEEPER!! Kaye is looking to end this match quick! But Flyboy counters!! Ace Crusher!!
King: Stone Cold Stunner!
Styles: Whatever... Flyboy picks Kaye up... REVERSE BRAINBUSTER!! Set-up to a Christian-style Impaler!! And Kaye is getting up... look at the fire in her eyes, King!! She's more determined than ever to win this match!
King: Looks more like gas to me, Styles...
Styles: Kaye side-steps a kick, grabs him... OH MY GOD, THE STYGIAN BOMB!! THE STRENGTH THIS WOMAN POSSESSES!! COVER! 1, 2--NO! Flyboy kicks out!!
King: Whew, that was close Styles!! Wait, what's Kaye doing... she's leaving the ring?!
Styles: Well, this IS A No Holds Barred, hardcore-style match... she just went into the backstage area and... oh, my God...
King: That's... THAT'S A TABLE! KAYE'S BRINGING A TABLE TO THE RING!!
Styles: She's not looking to give Flyboy wood, either! That's a METAL TABLE! My God, she's not going to... she just set it up on the outside... she slid back in, but Flyboy intercepts her!! Kicks to the gut... NO! THROAT TOSS INTO THE RING!! She's setting Flyboy up now... oh, God... not this... Kaye, don't do it!! You'll regret it for the rest of your life!! OOHH MY GOOOD!!!!
King: AAAAHHHH!!!
Styles: ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! TO THE OUTSIDE!! AND RIGHT ONTO THAT METAL TABLE!!! My God, and she actually bent that table!! SHE BROKE A METAL TABLE WITH FLYBOY'S BODY!!! This woman's strength is more than frightening... it's DEMONIC!!! Huh? Oh, WAIT!! NO!! MECHIUS JUST CAME FROM NOWHERE!! GAME OVER ON KAYE!!! ONTO THAT CONCRETE FLOOR!! And there's not a damn thing the ref can do about it!!
King: Yeah, ain't it great?!
Styles: Mechius returns to the backstage... and Flyboy... my God, he drapes an arm on Kaye's chest!! Don't let it end like this! Kick out, Kaye! Kick out!! YES! Kaye got a shoulder up!! And she just sits up slowly... shades of her brothers, Kane and the Undertaker!! She's up first... she rolls Flyboy back into the ring and climbs up the top rope... ELBOW DROP!! And the pin!! One, two, NO! How the hell did Flyboy kick out?! Kaye gets him back up, whip into the corner... and... oh, my God, another top rope move?!
King: Right at the... oh my God at OUR TABLE!!
Styles: We may have to move... she's going to fo a TOMBSTRONE DRIVER off the top, I thnk!! My God, does she hate Flyboy that much that she wants to kill him?!
King: LOOK OUT, STYLES!!!
Kaye leaps off, but Flyboy manages to reverse it in midair, driving Kaye down THROUGH the announcers table with her own move!! Kaye remains down as Flyboy searches under the ring for something... finally he finds it... ANOTHER METAL TABLE!! Setting it up, he goes to pick up Kaye... suddenly Kaye seizes Flyboy by the throat!! Getting up to her feet Kaye military presses Flyboy right over the top rope and back into the ring! She climbs back in, dragging Flyboy to the side of the ring she's about to One Handed Chokeslam Flyboy again through THIS metal table, but Flyboy kicks Kaye hard between her legs, sets her up, and does a springboard Fly-Down ONTO THE METAL TABLE!!! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!
Styles: Are we on? ... Oh, no... Kaye lost! Kaye lost the match!
King: Wow.. short, brutal, and bittersweet! This means Kaye's not getting married tomorrow!!
Styles: Yeah... it's a damn shame that a jerk like Flyboy would have to ruin Kaye's life like this...
Flyboy picks up the unconscious Kaye and carries her up the ramp as the fans boo him... strangely he heads to the Knight Cross locker room, lowering Kaye to a bench. After staring at her for a moment... he takes a pen and paper and writes a note, placing it in Kaye's duffle bag and exiting the locker room.
Scene switch to Mechius and the Cyber Commission, who has Ariel!! Ariel's screaming and kicking, trying to escape, until Mechius puts a rag over her mouth, and the child goes out like a light.
Styles: NO!! As if Kaye doesn't have enough to worry about!! Now Ariel's getting kidnapped!! Who's going to... we need help for this girl!! We need--
King: FLYBOY!! FLYBOY JUST CLOCKED MECHIUS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!! And now Horus and Anubis are hit too!! Flyboy just saved Ariel!!
Styles: Unbelievable!! Now he has Ariel... he's taking her to HIS dressing room!! Giving her to Tympani?! What gives here!
King: Oh, don't blow a gasket, Styles! You think Kaye's gonna protect Ariel while she's out cold?
Styles: Flyboy's going back to the Knight Cross' locker room again... he just added something to that letter... but we don't know what that letter says!! Well, we're about ready for our main event! Just don't go away! We'll be right back!!
***Ad for the next EAW PPV, Holy Wars: Caress of Steel***
Main Event: Barbed Wire, Ladder Match: Kidd Foxx Vs. "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave Vs. "The Decadent" Triple H Vs. The Flyboy(C) The stage is set for the incredible match that will shortly start. The crowd is already electric and when Kaye appears at the curtain, the fans erupt into cheers. She is wearing a Ref's bikini top and short black shorts. She clutches herself, obviously injured and enters the ring. The fans cheers die off as Elite enters behind her and follows her to the ring. Kaye and Elite stare at each other from opposite corners as Shaed's music hits. The crowd again erupts into huge cheers as Shaed makes his way down to the ring. He enters and says something to Kaye, though it isn't audible. HHH is the next to come down the ramp. He receives mixed reactions, from the crowd, but flips off a section of crowd and is booed for his trouble. He stares at Shaed from outside the ring as Bawidaba cues and Kidd Foxx runs out. Foxx hits the ring and immediately falls on his face. Elite laughs, having tripped him. As soon as this happens, Hunter hits the ring and hell begins to break loose. HHH charges at Shaed and ducks a big boot attempt. Hunter spins around and downs Shaed with a running knee to face. Meanwhile Kidd Foxx gets to his feet and is screaming at Elite. Elite points, laughs and looks to the crowd. Foxx shoves him down to a rousing applause from the crowd. Shaed is brawling with Hunter when suddenly the lights cut to black. FB lights up on the EAW-Tron as Eminem's "Criminal" blasts. The crowd hit's they're feet, booing, hissing, and tossing things into the darkness. When the lights return, the Flyboy is in the ring, taking everyone by surprise. He grabs Shaed and delivers a spiked piledriver with HHH's assistance. Meanwhile, Elite is up and in Kidd Foxx's face. He gestures to his shirt and screams "Don't think of touching me again punk." With that, Kidd Foxx delivers the Kidd Factor, knocking Elite senseless. He kicks him out of the ring and the crowd approves. Foxx runs to the other corner and smashes HHH from behind. HHH counters with a low blow to Foxx and connects with a piledriver. HHH leaves the ring and grabs a ladder from outside the ring. He throws it over the top rope into Kidd Foxx's face, and rolls back into the ring. Meanwhile, Shaed is fighting off the Flyboy. He smashes Flyboy's face into the turnbuckle and grabs the ladder from on top of Kidd Foxx. Shaed takes the ladder and leans it over the Flyboy in the corner. He goes to the opposite corner and runs towards the Flyboy. Shead Springboards off to Kidd Foxx who was getting to his feet and flies into the ladder on the Flyboy. Shaed turns to set up the ladder in the middle of the ring, but is introduced to a stiff shot to the face from HHH wielding a different ladder. HHH gestures to the three men laying in the ring and taunts the crowd for some heat. Hunter grabs Shaed and delivers a devastating top rope Pedigree while Flyboy staggers up and Kidd Foxx rolls to the outside. Flyboy connects with some punches and kicks to Hunter and delivers a stiff clostheline to HHH while Foxx reenters the ring with a table. Kidd sets up the table as Flyboy hits HHH with the Fly Down off the middle turnbuckle. Foxx grabs Shaed as he is getting to his feet. Shaed shoves Foxx off and whips him into one of the ladders that was upright. Shaed grabs Foxx and leads him up to the second rung of the ladder, then drops him with the Sudden Impact off the ladder right through the table. Foxx lands with a deafening thud and Shaed gestures to the ladder. Shaed begins climbing the rungs and when Flyboy notices this, he runs up to the other side. Both Flyboy and Shaed are climbing to the top, each trying to climb faster and block out the constant pain each of them feel. They are both reaching for the belt and the crowd is alive with excitement when out of nowhere the Elite connects to the ladder with a missile dropkick, knocking the ladder down and sending both Shaed and Flyboy clear out of the ring. Kidd Foxx is groggy, but recovering and HHH stumbles to his feet again. He looks up to see one ladder standing perfectly tall in the middle, just a little offset, he adjusts it, and begins climbing. Hunter doesn't get far before the Elite grabs his arm and delivers the crossface neckbreaker. HHH is down, and hurt as Kaye comes over to the Elite. They get in each others' face and Elite shoves her down. He then turns to Foxx, who has just gotten up. Elite DDTs Foxx and leads him to the apron. He then delivers a monstrous tiger bomb to the outside which takes Foxx out again. Elite surveys the damage and laughs as the crowd jeers and boos. Kaye takes him by surprise though and as he turns around she grabs him by the neck. She chokeslams him to hell and the crowd goes nuts. She picks him up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The ring is now empty with the exception of Kaye, one standing and one laying ladder, and one decimated Triple H. Flyboy rolls into the ring, dragging a table with him and slowly sets it up as Hunter slowly gets to his feet. Flyboy sets HHH up for the Fly Down once again, but Hunter reverses into a back body drop, sending Flyboy flipping over him and landing upside down on the turnbuckle to a rousing round of cheers from the fans. Hunter pulls over the table and sets Flyboy up on the top rope. HHH hooks Flyboy's arms and jumps off the turnbuckle backwards over the table delivering a immense top rope pedigree sending the champion's face right through the table. Hunter reaches for the ladder but is smacked in the back with a folded up table, weilded by a recovered Shaed. Shaed sets up the table, but Kidd Foxx drop kicks him to the back of the head. Kidd Foxx goes over to Flyboy and hits a painful looking powerbomb. Foxx climbs to the third rung of the ladder and launches himself over the fallen body of Shaed, flipping to hit the Flyboy with a 450Ί splash. HHH is up once again and pick up the second ladder off the ropes. Hunter clocks a celebrating Foxx in the back of the head and hits a pedigree right on the ladder, but turns around just in time to be caught in a Sudden Impact from Shaed on the fallen ladder. Shaed turns to the ladder but is caught with a springboard dropkick from a hurting Flyboy. Kidd Foxx retreats to the outside, possibly to get some more "wood" while the Flyboy picks up a lifeless HHH. With Revenge burning bright in his eyes, Flyboy lays Hunter on top of the table that Shaed had previously set up. Flyboy then takes the ladder that has been on the ground and lays it on top of "The Decadent." The champion climbs to near the top of the ladder. If in the right state of mind, Flyboy could win it here; Shaed is groggily laying in the corner, Kidd Foxx is collapsed outside the ring moving only slightly, and HHH is knocked out in the precarious situation sandwiched between a ladder and a table. Flyboy can win at any time, but his brain isn't in the right place. He is burning with fury and launches himself off the ladder, swan diving into a perfectly hit "Fly Splash" on Hunter. The arena comes alive with cheers that are drowned out by the deafening crack of skull, bone, metal and table all in one. Hunter has been destroyed, however, surprisingly, Flyboy gets up rather quickly. With revenge taken care of, he steps over the bodies and reaches for the ladder. The fans' booing gets louder and louder as he ascends the metal rungs. Flyboy is halfway up and climbing steady as "Superman" by Goldfinger blasts over the PA. The fans turn to the curtain as a man runs down the ramp. He has turquoise spiked hair, is tall, and wearing Oakleys. Many of the fans look on in confusion, however, the oldschool EAW fans recognize the man quickly after getting past the new hair style. It's former EAW champion, and only man ever to beat HHH twice, LEX-Pac. As people realize this, they begin cheering loudly. Flyboy has his hand on the belt and is trying to unhook it. LEX enters the ring and jumps up to the third rung. He pulls Flyboy's foot off balance. Flyboy falls back horizontally off the top, hitting face first on the lowest rung. LEX picks Flyboy up and puts him in the powerbomb position. LEX walks to the side of the ring and bombs Flyboy over the top rope, making him flip in mid air before hitting the ground face first on the concrete. LEX looks to the crowd, and is met by deafening cheers. He looks at Shaed who is getting up, and then to Kidd Foxx, who is rolling into the ring with a table. LEX turns and leaves the ring, walking up the ramp as the fans continue to cheer. Kidd Foxx has his table set up, and grabs Shaed, Shaed reverses Foxx's advance, and hits another Sudden Impact. Shaed then kicks Kidd under the bottom rope and back to the outside. Shaed pushes aside the table and goes for the ladder. HHH is the only other man in the ring, and is only starting to attempt getting back to a vertical base. Shaed begins climbing the ladder ignoring the pain the best he can. With every step closer to the belt, the fans get louder and louder, trying to speed Shaed up with they're cheers. Shaed is almost there, he is at the top of the ladder, reaching. He has only inches to go but the pain has gotten to him. Shaed can feel the cold metal touching his fingers and the fan's cheers in his heart as he stretches for every inch. Suddenly the lights fade to darkness, and a figure can be seen lowering from the rafters. It is Fallen Angel. He kicks Shaed in the face from his position in mid air, sending Shaed flying from the ladder 15 feet to the ring below, smashing head first through the table that Foxx had set up. Fallen Angel slowly reaches the floor, a sadistic smirk on his face. He picks up the lifeless Shaed Bloodgrave and connects with the Sacrifice. He throws the motionless Shaed over the top rope and stares to the outside at the carnage he had caused. HHH is now back on his feet and the Flyboy slowly rolls into the ring. Flyboy stumbles to the ladder as does HHH from the other side. Both men begin climbing the ladder, each seeing the other right there, but not having the strength to do anything about it. They try to climb as fast as they can, but at this point, just reaching the top alive would be an accomplishment for both men. Both HHH and the Flyboy are reaching for the belt as Fallen Angel turns to see them for the first time. HHH grabs the belt and tries unhooking it. He almost has it undone when the Flyboy grabs it from the other side. They are both tugging at the prize when suddenly the ladder flies out from under them both. Fallen Angel had kicked the ladder as hard as he could, and the impact sent both HHH and the Flyboy hurling off the ladder, and clear out of the ring, landing on, and smashing right through the American announcers' table, the belt still in both of their grasps. Shaed is lifeless outside on the floor, Kidd Foxx has been destroyed, and collapsed outside the ring in a pool of blood, and HHH and the Flyboy are both laying motionless in the rubble of the announce table, the EAW championship gripped tightly between both of their fingers. Fallen Angel chuckles, amused at the chaos he has created as the Pay Per View ends. What will happen with the Championship title? Who has survived this brutal match? What was LEX doing back? Hopefully we will find out some answers Tuesday night on Riot Rulz. Winner >>> ???