Megan: IT'S RASH! IT'S RASH! HE'S BACK!

Megan: Other events which occured resulted in Crash stealing the victory with his friends supporting him, literally. Then losing it back to Test a few hours later. Of course we all know what happened next.

Lilith: Damn. I'm gonna miss the babes that followed Test. *sobs*

Megan: Don't worry, Lil. I'm sure there will be more.

"Down Poison" by 3 Doors Down cues up as Ninja X, wearing leather pants with a Blue "X" pattern, EAW T-Shirt, and Trenchcoat, makes his way to the ring, focused.

"His opponent, from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at an Even 200 pounds...A member of Da Pac, NINJA X!

Megan: Ninja X steps into the ring, staring coldly at Rash. It's safe to say that this match is a bit personal.

X continues to coldly stare at Rash, who just smirks at him.

Lilith: No kidding.

*ding, ding*

Megan: The match has started, but they haven't moved an inch!

Lilith: What are they gonna do?

Megan: These two contines to...WHAT THE HELL!

Lilith: AIIEEEEE! RASH IS MELTING!

The symbiote goo slides a bit off of Rash as it then wraps around Ninja X.

Megan: Rash just tripped X with that slime from him. But it's legal! X kippups, and the match now really gets underway.

Lilith: GO X! Kick some symbiote ass!

Megan: X and Rash trading right hands...X counters...arm wrench into side kick. Rash quickly gets back up...kick to the midsection...BALDO BOMB! Rash goes for the cover.

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X kicks out with authority.

Lilith: The same authority he uses with Jenna every night.

Megan: A-hem! Rash slugging away on X...whip him to the corner...flapjack with high altitiude!

Lilith: Daaaayum!

Megan: Rash gets him on his feet...snap suplex...another snap suplex...another one...another one! Rash picks him up...going for the Symbiote Claw...NO X counters with a kick to the bal-er groin.

Lilith: I bet Baby isn't very happy with that. :P

Megan: X with the advantage now, goes for a piledriver...Hits it! X with the cover...

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Rash kicks out!

Lilith: Darn.

Megan: X goes for a suplex...Rash trying to counter...X COUNTERS WITH A MONKEY FLIP TO THE OUTSIDE!"

Lilith: Flying Symbiote comming through!

Megan: X boucning off the ropes...Rash getting up...SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA ONTO RASH! X back up on his feet...climbs the apron...Going to the top. Could be the Mach X coming.

Lilith: Poor Rashy...

Megan: X jumps off, could be...Wait! Rash counters into an X-Factor!

Lilith: *sings* I got everything I've ever wanted...

Megan: *sings* ...And I'm not gonna give that--er...sorry.

Lilith: *giggles*

Megan: Rash shoves X back in the ring. He's calling for it. He could lock on the Final Bite at any moment.

Lilith: [Venom] We're gonna eat your brain!

Megan: X back on his feet. Rash going for it...X SPEARS RASH!

Lilith: X just probably knocked the socks of him...assuming if he wears any.

Megan: I doubt that. X going for the cover...

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Kickout!

Megan: X grabs Rash-Low Blow by Rash. Rash now, grabing his arm. Going to the turnbuckle...RASH ATTACK!

"GET UP, BITCH!"

Megan: Harsh words from Rash, and now he hammers away on X with those right hands.

Lilith: Damn, come on X!

Megan: Rash picking him up...WHAT THE? HE'S WRAPPING HIM IN HIS WEBBING! And the referee can't do anything about, since it's all legal!

Lilith: Here it comes...

"FIFTEEN TABLE HORROR!"

Megan: Oh come on, not this again!

Suddenly, a burst of Ki energy burst out from the webbing, revealing(much to Rash's shock) an extremly pissed off Ninja X.

Lilith: Uh Oh...

Megan: X doesn't look too happy! He lunges at Rash...grabs him...

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Lilith: Well...not exactly a black out, but THIS WILL DO!

Megan: EEK, LET GO OF MY BREASTS!

Lilith: Ok, Ok! Sheesh!

A bright flash later, Rash is found lying unconscious as X stands on top of him.

Megan: X just laid out Rash with the X-Demon. Now he picks him up. Looks like he's going for the X-plosion...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Let the bodies hit the...

FLOOOOOOR!

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits as X suddenly drops Rash and turns his attention to the stage.

Megan: Wha-What's happening.

Lilith: I don't know, but-OH, NOT THEM!

From the crowd, Deadly Extremity slides in the ring and proceeds to jump X.

Megan: DAMN IT, These two are assaulting X.

Lilith: Thankfully, they gotten that skunk smell off of them.

Megan: I only wish that can be repeated, or worse. Savvy goes out...bring in two chairs. Hands one to Frosti.

Lilith: Could be the Con-chair-to coming up!

Megan: X in between the two... they charge to him...X DUCKS!

Lilith: Ducks? More like the Splits.

Megan: X gets back on his feet...FLYING KARATE KICK ON SAVVY! X going for the Pumphandle Spike on Frosti...DAMN IT, RASH FROM BEHIND...SYMBIOTE SLAM! Rash goes for the cover...

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Megan: Rash stops the pin? What the hell? Now Rash going towards them. This could be a fight waiting to happen.

Rash stands face to face with Deadly Extremity, then proceeds to give them...high-fives them?

Megan: What the hell? Rash is in cahoots with these two? Now what?

Lilith: I think Rash is signaling for the Demoness Fusion!

Megan: Frosti setting up a glass table...Savvy setting him up...Frosti now on the top rope. NO, DON'T DO THIS! DON'T DO THIS!

Deadly Extremity proceeds to give him the Demoness Fusion through the glass table.

Megan: My God, glass and blood are everywhere! And worst of all, that was all legal! Now Rash going for the pin.

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THR-NO KICKOUT! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!

Lilith: I can't believe it!

Megan: X not giving up! X fighting back with all he has left. And now-DAMN IT, those two stuck-up bitches from behind!

Lilith: Megan...

Megan: Sorry. Frosti and Rash are now dragging X to the stage area. Savvy going under the ring...brings out another glass table! She gives it to Frosti...goes back under the ring...ANOTHER GLASS TABLE!

Lilith: I don't like the looks of things, Megsies.

Megan: Neither do I. Rash stacks up the tables as Frosti climbs up to the...oh no...DON'T TELL ME SHE'S GONNA PUT X THROUGH THOSE TABLES!

Lilith: Yep. The same thing Buzzsaw tried to do to the then-facist dork, Richards, but it backfired and costed him the match.

Megan: Rash wraps X to the table with the webbing...Frosti's at the top...she jumps...

Frosti goes for a Swanton Bomb off of the titantron, but...

Megan: WAIT! IT'S CHAINSAW! IT'S CHAINSAW! THEY JUST MOVED THE TOP TABLE OUT OF THE WAY!

Lilith: Half a second later and Jenny's health wouldn't be the only thing X would be worry about.

Megan: Chainsaw hammers away on Rash and Savvy...X freeing himself from the webbing. Now Da Pac brings them inside the ring. Chaynz goes back out for that glass table...brings it in...sets it up. Buzzsaw has Savvy on his shoulders...Chaynz sets Frosti up...X has Rash in the air...THE FUSION DRIVER, CRIMSON WAVE, AND THE X-PLOSION THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT"

Megan: Chainsaw tossing Deadly Extremity out of the ring. X collapses onto Rash...

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THR-NO!

Megan: RASH KICKED OUT! HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE TWO STILL STANDING?

Lilith: I don't know about Rash, but maybe Jenny has something instored for X's victory party. After all, she IS getting better and should be off of the casts any day now!

Megan: X from behind...PUMPHANDLE SPIKE!

Lilith: VIAGRA DRIVER! VIAGRA DRIVER!

Megan: That's Vigara driver, Lil. X going for the pin...

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TWO!

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THREE!

*ding,ding*

"The winner of this match...NINJA X"

"Down Poision" cues up as Chainsaw helps X to the back.

Megan: Ninja X, despite everything Rash threw at him, despite the 3 on 1 set up, got the job done! It may take a few days of bed rest, but X scored another victory for Da Pac.

Backstage, Michael Connelly and Oseiko are watching the show on a monitor.

"I can't wait to get ahold of Max.." Michael snarls, getting up and pacing around. "Maybe I can get a rematch with Kairi...but with him around, I don't know if I should bother yet."

Oseiko nods... she too is getting ready for her match, slipping on a black Venom insignia T-shirt with a slight modification, a red hourglass on the spider's abdomen. "I know what you mean," she says, lacing up her boots. "I want Arana badly, too."

Michael pats her on the back, "Yeah...I don't know what is worse, though...fighting someone who you know very little about their style, or someone who you know their exact style--but they know yours, too. Arana's just an impersonator--Max, in many ways, *is* me."

"Hai..." Oseiko lowers her head. "Like I told Akiko, Arana threatened my honor as a ninja... time and again she ruined my chances to reach chunin level... I shall not forgive her for that..."

Michael nods, "Well, hopefully this will get the *both* of them out of our hair. Man...I'm nervous. Parched, too. I'm going to go get a drink...maybe a snack."

"Hai... get me a drink too. I don't mind what you get me..." Oseiko smiles.

"Alright...be back in a few minutes..." Michael says, heading out the door.

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And after a tiny bit, Mikey apparently comes back in. "Man, you wouldn't believe the line that's out there!"

"I bet... I wonder if a 'bathroom break' match is going on?" Oseiko giggles.

Mikey smiles. "You know...it's times like these I'm glad I married you."

"Hai?" Oseiko smiles. "Well, it's always fun for me too. Maybe after I beat Arana and you beat Max? We could go out on the town, ne?"

Mikey smiles. "Sure thing." As he says that, he starts slipping an arm around Oseiko.

Oseiko giggles softly, smiling. "Michael-sama... you--" Oseiko blinks, rubbing her head. "... Nani--?"

Mikey looks puzzled. "Is something wrong, love?" Some sweat is seen coming from his forehead.

"Iie, I... my sakki is going off... slight buzz, just a small threat nearby..." Oseiko pulls away, looking around. "I bet Arana's spying on me again..."

"Don't worry...I'm here for you. You'll be safe." As he says that, he starts to rub his hands up and down her back.

"Mmmmm..." Oseiko pulls back. "There it is again..."

Mikey seems to be sweating some more. "Don't worry. Whatever it is, I'm here for you babe..."

Oseiko nods softly... then sits back down. `Something doesn't feel right...` she says in Japanese.

As Mikey hold her, he adds some slight pressure of his fingernails into Oseiko's back.

"Itai!!" Oseiko jumps up, turning around. "Michael-sama--!!"

"What is it? What's wrong?"

"You... you hurt me--!" Oseiko pauses... then her eyes narrow. "... Max-baka..."

The smile on Connelly's face goes twisted. "Give the bitch a fucking cigar..." He then goes to shove her down hard and mount her stomach...facing her feet.

"OOF!! H-HEY!! NO! GET OFF OF ME!" Oseiko struggles to get free as Max starts to undo her boots.

"One thing you should learn, you fucking cunt..." he begins as he tosses her boots aside. "Never expose your weaknesses." After saying that...he goes to strike the said weakness...Oseiko's feet.

Oseiko lets out a startled shriek and giggles hysterically. "NO! NO NO NOOOEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!"

Max starts to get a more twisted smile on his face...adding licks to her feet as he tickles. "That's right...succumb to the Max..."

Oseiko screams with giggles, trying to get away... at the same time her sakki is becoming very uncomfortable. "HEHHEHEHEHHEE... hehehehee..."

Max is lost in the moment...knowing he's torturing Oseiko...and thusly is torturing Michael.

"Yeah bitch...you're mine now..."

Oseiko snickers... then pauses softly... the sakki countering the tickling... she grabs his legs suddenly and pushes from him, suddenly locking in the Kumo No Amimono. "I don't think so!"

Max grits his teeth. "You fucking slut!" He tries to roll out of the move.

Oseiko lets go, then spins to a fighting stance. "Leave, baka. Or else I may decide to relieve Michael-sama of an opponent tonight."

Max stands up, and smirks. "Next time bitch, you'll be lucky if you live to say something like that. Oh...and here's a preview of what will be left of your "Precious little husband" after I'm done with him." He turns to leave...but then spits at Oseiko's face before going.

Oseiko catches the spit in her hand... she waits until Max leaves... then quickly rushes to a sink and washes her hands. "Eeeeeeeewwwwwww..."

"You wouldn't believe the line they ha--" Michael says as he rounds a corner, carrying a tray with soft drinks and chips--and comes face-to-face with Max.

Max has an evil grin on his face. "Enjoy her while you can. Cause after tonight, you'll be so mutilated she won't be able to tell your eyes from your nads." With that, he walks off to prepare for his match.

Michael gives him a look that, if they could do it, would kill him. The armload he's carrying the only thing stopping him from attacking him here and there. "...Did I miss something?"

"Oh, konban wa..." Oseiko says, smiling as she dries her hands. "Oooo, drinks."

"Uh...yeah," Michael hands one to her. "What happened? Did you...just beat him up!?" Michael chuckles.

Oseiko takes the drink, then sits down, looking at her feet. "... I beat it...!"

"You...did?! He...?!" Michael looks, confused.

"He tried to torture me by tickling my feet...but... my sakki overrid the tickling... and I drove him out."

"Alriiight!! You did it!!" Michael says, excitedly, hugging Oseiko.

Oseiko smiles, hugging back.

Some slightly audible cussing is heard in the distance...

**Promo for a random sponsor. :P**

"Live Wire" by Motley Crue begins to play...

The crowd begins to boo heavily.

Megan: Well, not it's time for an Extreme rules Grudge Match, featuring Michael Connelly taking on his darker side--Max Conenlly.

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, and will take place under Extreme Rules. Introducing first, from Mars, PA in the PWF-verse, he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 235 lbs...'The Max' Max Connelly!!"

Lilith: And man-oh-man does he deserve everything Mikey is going to dish out. Trying to ruin his reputation...turn Blink against him...and trying to get a little somethin'=somethin' from Oseiko...and is it just me, or did he seem to ENJOY what he was doing to Oseiko--or just because it would get to Mikey?

Megan: Well, who really knows--

Lilith: I think...MAX LIKES FEET!!

Megan: *sigh* I guess we'll NEVER get that a rest...

Lilith: And it seems..yes...the fans are practicing their pitching. In fact..check this out--

A shot is shown of a vender selling used batteries cheap to use as ammo.

Megan: Now, normally we don't encourage something like this--but I think Max earned it.

Lilith: A-hem!

Max covers up best he can on his way down to the ring, and gets inside, and MOONS a section of the crowd.

Lilith: It takes one to know one, Max.

A familiar tune begins to cue up...

"RE....SPECT....
WALK!!
WHADYASAAAAY?!"

"Walk" by Pantera cues up, and the crowd pops huge...

"And his opponent, from Mars, PA, he stands 6'2" and also weighs in at 235 lbs...our very own 'Code Red' Michael Connelly!!"

Megan: Michael--at least for tonight--has adopted the look of former ECW and current Alliance superstar, Rob Van Dam. And if he wrestles half as insane in this match as RVD did in ECW, Max may just very well be a bit outgunned.

Lilith: I must say...it's a great look for Mikey. And to think...Oseiko dressed like a Hardy now, too...gives some interesting mental pictures.

Megan: I can't say that that interests me too much, but maybe Michael one-upping his own wife a little, here.

Michael comes out dressed in his RVD facsimile costume, double thumb pointing to himself, and rushes down to the ring, getting up on the apron, and soaking up the crowd's adorating--Max charges at the apron, knocking Michael off...who then angrily rushes inside the ring, and the two Connellys begin to brawl.

*ding, ding*

Megan: Max and Michael one on one here!! Michael sent to the ropes--Max ducks--Michael flips over--Max up--back kick by Michael!! Goes for a headlock--backdrop attempt by Max--Michael with some shots to the crown of the head...running bulldog--no, shoved into the corner!! Max charges in--boot up by Michael!! Michael up to the second rope--flying heel kick catches Max in the chest!!

Lilith: Mikey going for a cover

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One!--Kickout!

Megan: Max kicks out at one!! Back up--knucklelock now...Mikey with a Monkeyflip--Max lands on his feet--Michael hooks the arms with his leg--sunset flip!!

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ONE!

Kickout again!

Lilith: WOW! It seems as if it's really making a difference! Mikey can really move...Max up...Michael sends him to the ropes...armdrag--no, counter by Max--armdrags Mikey over! Mikey up--Max hits the ropes--ASAI MOONSAULT!!--lands on Mikey!! Max hooks the leg!--

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ONE!--NO! Come on Mikey! Oseiko depending on you!

Megan: I don't think he has any intention of letting her down.

Max gets up and holds his neck...wincing in make believe pain--drawing boos--before stomping away at the stomach of Michael

Megan: Max now--making fun of Hayabusa for botching that move a few weeks ago--

Lilith: Well, he's never going to win any awards for his compassion--MIKEY WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!--

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Kickout!

Megan: Michael back up now...pulls up Max...neckbreaker!!--that'll give him something to complain about. Michael hoists up Max...setting him up for a powerbomb now--but Max with a double leg takedown--KNEE INTO THE GROIN!!

Lilith: Oooooh...NOW he's asking for it!! Come on, Mikey!! GET HIM BACK! GET HIM BACK!!

Megan: Max dragging Michael outside of the ring...CROTCHES HIM ON THE RINGPOST!! Getting a chair now--chair into the right knee!! Again!! And--Michael pulls his legs away...Michael up--Max on the apron--Max snaps Michael throat down across the top rope! Pulls him out to the floor.

Lilith: Set up by Max--suplex onto the steel chair! Max pulls Mikey up...going for a repeat--knee by Michael--DDT!!! DDT!!! Mikey with a great counter, there...Getting up to his feet...Michael pulling up Max--Max up--Michael backdrop--Snaps the back of Max's head across the safety railing!

Megan: I'm not sure if that was intentional, but the effects are sure to linger for the rest of the match! Michael back up quickly...Max holding the back of his head--Michael rams him into the apron--laying in some kicks to the midsection--suplex by Michael!! Floatover--

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Lilith: Well, I don't think there is more than one or two people rooting for Max, and they're probably in the back...Michael pulls up Max--Max catches the leg!--Dragon Screw Leg Whip!! Yanks Michael up again--inverted atomic drop!

Megan: Max springing up onto the apron--AIR MAX from the apron!!! Right on top of Michael--

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Tw--kickout!

Lilith: Max back up....dragging Michael by his ankles...front suplex--DROPS MIKEY stomach-first onto the safety rail!!

Megan: Max and Michael taking it into the crowd....Michael up--Max springs up onto the apron--Springboard Drop Kick by Max...! Cover by Max!!

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TWO!--Kickout!

Lilith: Max helping himself to a chair--DUCK MIKEY!!--Max swings--misses!!--Mikey catches the chair...they fight over it now--Max lets it go! Mikey up--Max with a Van--Mikey swings and hits him in the ankle!! Max up--CHAIRSHOT right on target by Mikey! Max leaning against the safety railing...Max recovering--SPEEEEEEEEEAR by Mikey!!

Megan: A section of the safety railing has been taken by a well-placed Spear, and Michael with shots to the forehead of Max...Max rolls on top--hammering away on Michael now--ramming his head into the railing. Max up...Michael up as well--Michael with a hook kick--Max blocks it with the railing--Michael's foot caught--he twists the railing and hits Michael in the nether-regions.

Lilith: Quick thinking...but he could use about...say...10 shots in the nuts himself. Hmph...

Megan: Max pulling out two tables from underneath the ring...a bit too quick to be thinking about a finish, but he's taking advantage of Michael being down...sets up the first table. Now taking the second table...Michael up!!--The two battling again...Max's head rammed into the side of the second table...Michael pushes the second table on top of the first one!!

Lilith: Alriiiiiiiiight--that's what we liketasee, Mikey! Ah, DAMN!! Max with a waistlock--Michael with a go behind--Max going for another reversal--Irish Whip--MIKEY HITS THE STEEL STEPS!!

Megan: Always a handy weapon and conveniently located at ringside--Max rams Michael's head into the steel...tosses a chair into the ring...Now picking those stairs up...ramming it into the midsection!!

Lilith: Rolling out of the way--Mikey up--punches it--YOW!--but he blocked it--Max now--Mikey dropkicks the steel stairs--Max hits the back of his head on the ringpost!!

Megan: Max stunned--and Michael setting up Max--CRIMSON TIDE!!!

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SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP!!

Lilith: Come on, Mikey!! Finish him off!!--Michael rolls him into the ring...Michael onto the apron--springboard spla--knees up by Max!

Megan: Max pulls himself up with the aid of the ropes...Michael up--kicks into the midsection by Max...Max sends Michael to the ropes...POWERSLAM onto the steel chair!!! Hooks the leg--

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Kickout!

Lilith: Max pulls up Mikey...still a close one here...snap suplex!! Max grabs the ankle of Michael and--ELBOWDROP to the groin!! And--again!! Wrenches his legs with a leg grapevine..Mikey going for the ropes...

Megan: But there are no rope breaks here--now I see, Michael using the leverage to free himself. Getting up now--Max hammering away on Michael...kneebreaker! Max now wrapping Michael's leg in the ropes...going outside with that steel chair!!

Lilith: OUCH!! EEP!! Max with two shots--three shots!! FOUR!! FIVE on the knee of Mikey!! He manages to get his leg free...Max getting up on the apron...Michael up--

Megan: The Hit and Run by Max! This could be it!! Hooks the leg!!

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Lilith: Max frustrated...pulls Mikey up--to the ropes...reversal by Mikey!!--DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE CHAIR!! Not a RVD move, but a RAVEN move...Max getting up...stunned--FACE CRUSHER onto the steel chair!!

Megan: Cover by Michael...

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Th--NOOOOO!!! SO close to Michael getting the pinfall...

Lilith: But VERY close...Mikey heading up top...getting his bearings--

Max slowly gets to move up...but seems to be reaching for something in his boot--

Megan: Max getting up--BUT JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES--MICHAEL crotched on the turnbuckle!

Lilith: Mikey trying to climb out of this--Max lunges for Mikey--STABS IN THE LEG?!??!?!??

Megan: ....un...be....liev...able...Max concealing a KNIFE on him for this match...

Lilith: More than concealing...looks like he had a mini holster in there...

Megan: Megan now..he's not!---Michael rolls out of the way!! Back up--crescent kick by Michael!!

Lilith: Michael bleeding from the lower left leg...but still fighting Max---Michael picking up that chair--tosses it to Max--VAN DAMNINATOR!!

Megan: Michael up...Max dazed...corkscrew legdrop follow up by Michael...limping on that left leg, but back up...Michael looking for a suplex--Max rams him back-first into the ropes--belly to belly suplex!!

Lilith: Max now going outside...standing on the apron...setting up the SECOND table directly on top the first...

Megan: He pulls up Michael...SUPLEX--ONTO THE SECOND TABLE!!

Lilith: It didn't break, though...and Max trying to climb--Michael crotches him on the ropes!!

Megan: Max now trying to free himse--DROPKICK into the face of Max!! Max back in the ring!!

Lilith: Michael climbs down onto the apron...shoves that top table down to the floor...back in now...Max grabbin' his groceries here in pain...

Megan: Michael has the ankles of Max...the crowd wanting him to do it!! Going for the Sharpshooter--but--stepping out of it....and....FIST TO THE GROIN by MICHAEL!!!!

Lilith: ....I'll be...I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes...MIKEY LOW BLOWED HIM!!!

Megan: Michael dragging him out to the outside of the ring--...scoop slammed onto that table!!

Lilith: Alright!! GO MIKEY GO!!!

A "FUCK 'EM UP, MIKEY, FUCK 'EM UP!!" chant begins...

Megan: We apologize for the language of our fans--Max rolls off the table!!--shoves it AND Michael into the apron...Max back up on the table--Michael trying to free himself--kick to the side of the head by Max...Michael pulls himself up onto the table--Max and Michael back to brawling here!!

Lilith: Uh oh...that table's about to give way...he already suplexed Mikey onto it...

Megan: Plus the combined weight fo them on it...Michael in control as they battle on this ringside table--MICHAEL WITH THE SET-UP!!!

Lilith: CONDITION RED!! CONDITION RED!! CONDITION RED!!!

Megan: Max Connelly DRIVEN through the table head-first with that Condition Red!

Lilith: Mikey climbing over onto Max...COME ON! COVER HIM NOW!!..and A COVER!!

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Thre--NOOOOOOOO!!

Megan: Michael pulling up Max--BODYSLAM on the OTHER table...NOW WHAT?!

Lilith: Don't look now...but looks like he's going to DEFINITELY finish this!

Megan: Michael blessing himself for good luck--FROG SPLASH!!--

*KRUNCH!!!*

Lilith: FIVE STAR!! FIVE STAR!!

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THREEEEEE!!!!

*ding, ding*

Megan: Y..yes! Yes, he got three! Michael Connelly has WON this match, with a Five Star Frog Splash...from the TOP ROPE...onto Max, who was ON A TABLE on the floor!!

"Walk" by Pantera begins to play again...

Megan: Michael climbing inside the ring..he may have damaged his ribs on that move, and I know his leg could use medical attention, but he's...asking for a mic now...?

Michael stands up, and takes the mic.

"Congratulations, Max, on a long, hard-fought match. So nice to see even under Extreme Rules you are SUCH a sportsman," he says with sarcasm. Max begins to get up, with difficulty.

"Now, I promised that I'd make sure you were out of Oseiko and my hair after this match...well, it seems as if you will be. Thanks for making it easier than I thought..."

Max stares at him confused, then Michael points the EAW-tron, where footage is played of Max breaking and entering...

"You see...that's all the evidence needed to consider you a suspect...and, well, since I have an alibi, and about 10 or more EAW superstars can vouch that I was here while you were committing that crime--I'd like you to meet two of the Detroit Police Department's finest!!

Then, from the crowd, two male police officers in full uniform step over the guardrail--wrench Max's arms behind him, and handcuff him. Pushing him against the apron, he's patted down, and the knife is removed from the ring. Max curses at Michael...

"Breaking, entering, theft, assault with a deadly weapon--those are pretty serious, Max...we might not see you for a while...a loooooong while."

Megan: Unbelievable...an ARREST in progress right here on an EAW Pay-Per-View.

Lilith: Yeah...I wonder if Max will have a cute cellmate?

Megan: Well, right now it's a holding cell for Max, and--well, that isn't very nice...

Lilith: Well, we all know Mikey's number one! See!

**Ad Break**

Megan: We're back, folks! And just a few hours ago we had the street fight match with Kane and Sweetooth! And... well, it was chaotic to say the very least!

Lilith: o_o; Megan, you haven't seen what's gonna be shown, and it's... well, it's wild, girl. And a word of warning to everyone, what happens is pretty violent.

Megan: Let's go to that footage right now.

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The scene switches to the warehouse. Sweetooth is seen waiting quietly, both Ariel and Sakura tied up back-to-back each other with ball gags in their mouths.

"About near time for him to show up..." Sweetooth says as he lifts the two girls up to a crane hook, latching the rope through it, then moving the two children to a machine... the tree mulcher, tipped over so that the entrance to the spinning gears and blades is up on top. With a snicker, Sweetooth then switches on the mulcher, said gears and blades whirring to life under the girls' feet.

"I'd love t'have a little fun with you two cuties," Sweetooth says sadistically. "But I think the look on Kane's ugly mug as I chop you both into kitty kibble'll be just as fun to see."

Sakura whimpers softly, crying as she struggles. Ariel too tries to get free--

Suddenly the warehouse door explodes open with a burst of fire! And in comes Kane! Sweetooth smirks, looking to the oncoming Big Red Monster.

"Well, well, well... it's about time y--" Sweetooth is suddenly cut off as Kane delivers a thrust to his throat. Then another, but Sweetooth quickly recovers and starts punching Kane. Kane battles back with a sense of purpose never before seen in the Big Red Machine! Sweetooth falters back, then grabs a steel pipe and smacks it hard against Kane's face. Kane's head jerks back... but he just slowly turns back towards Sweetooth, his mismatched eyes narrowing.

"Oh, you want more of this, freakboy?! Huh! C'MON!!" Sweetooth smacks Kane with the steel pipe over and over again! But Kane absorbs the shots, even as one shot rips a bit of his mask away over the right eye, revealing a small part of his badly burned face! Sweetooth swings the pipe once more, but Kane catches it! Yanking it from Sweetooth's hands he drives it into his gut, and under his chin! Sweetooth drops to the ground, moaning softly in pain as Kane stalks him, adjusting his glove and sizing him up for a potential chokeslam. Sweetooth staggers up... Kane snatches him by the throat--

"Sucker."

--only to be stabbed in the gut with Sweetooth's knife!! Kane roars in pain, releasing Sweetooth as he staggers back, holding the blade embedded in his stomach! Nearby Ariel and Sakura are both screaming to Kane, despite the ballgags, trying to rally for him.

"Yeah... first time you felt that little bit of pain, huh?" Sweetooth smirks, then kicks the blade in deeper, causing Kane to snarl in agony. "How's it feel, huh? HOW'S IT FEEL!!"

Kane suddenly stands up and uppercuts Sweetooth! The clown staggers back, astonished that Kane is still going despite the grievous wound to his person! Kane snatches a sledgehammer nearby and rams it into Sweetooth's gut, then up into his chin! Then across his face! Throwing it down, Kane gestures Sweetooth to get up, sizing him up once more. Sweetooth does stagger up-- Kane grabs him by the neck, lifts him up, and chokeslams him hard into the concrete!!

Kane then drops to one knee... grabbing the knife in his stomach he pulls it out slowly, growling in pain as he does. Dropping the bleeding weapon, he manages to stand up... holding his gut as he looks to the two girls. Nodding softly, he goes to the mulcher.

Sweetooth coughs softly... badly hurt himself... but he pulls out a remote control! "... T-too bad, freak... either way... I win..."

Sweetooth pushes the button!! The girls manage a gagged scream just as they enter the mulcher, getting pulled in by the machine!!!

Kane screams out in protest as Sakura and Ariel die their grisly deaths, then looks to Sweetooth, eyes crazed with rage. Kane approaches Sweetooth as the injured clown slowly gets up... Sweetooth suddenly low blows Kane, giving him some time to get to his feet.

"Now that was cool!! Seeing those two girls getting all chewed up like that!! God, that got me excited!!!" Sweetooth kicks Kane hard in his wound, forcing him down. "What'cha got to say about that, huh? WHAT?!!"

"Strength Card! Power up!!"

Sweetooth blinks, and turns to see ARIEL rush out from the darkness, leaping up, punching Sweetooth... and sending him FLYING into a pile of tires!!!

"Ow--... what the f--" Sweetooth blinks, looking at the Strength-enhanced Ariel stand before him... then Sakura, wand in hand, emerging from the shadows. "No way... you two girls f'n DIED!!"

"That was what you believed, Sweetooth."

Sweetooth blinked, then turned to the sound of the voice, coming from the tree mulcher! bladed tendrils rip a good chunk of the machine open, revealing the chromium alien woman, and leader of the Clan Justice's Horus Contingent, Effigy!!

"The truth is, while you and Kane were fighting, we took it upon ourselves to make a switch," Effigy says with a smirk. "You're surrounded, Sweetooth."

Sweetooth blinks, looking around to see the Horus Contingent... Variable, Technique, Totem, Nova, Miracle, and the Wicked... surround the downed clown. Also showing up are both Rik Felstrom and Scarlet Foxfire, grabbing Sweetooth from behind as the clown weakly struggles.

"Sweetooth... you're under arrest for kidnapping, attempted murder, not to mention all the other murders you've commited over the years," Rik says.

As Miracle goes to heal Kane of his wound Ariel looks to Sweetooth... thinks... then looks to Sakura. "I'm still powered up, am I?"

"Yep, as far as I know," Sakura answers.

"Cool." Ariel suddenly runs over, sliding under Sweetooth's legs, leaping up, grabbing his head, and delivering the strongest Cute Cat Mat Slam she's ever delivered, embedding Sweetooth's head into the concrete and knocking him out!!

Ariel stands up, dusts herself off, looks around at the surprised crowd, then flashes a victory sign as she grins. "YAY ME!!" she chirps.

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Megan: ... *giggle* ^^

Lilith: Yay, Ariel! Well, just so you know, Kane's all healed up and doing well, Sakura's back home and so is Ariel, and thanks to the CJ:HC, Rik, and Scarlet? Sweetooth's gonna do some time in the pokey!! ^-^

Megan: Wow. ^^ Well, we got our next match coming up soon... but first...

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THIS DECEMBER ON EAW PPV TV

Megan: There you have it! EAW Razor's Edge coming to you in about a month and a half...only on pay-per-view! And it's sure to be one hell of a show!

"Martyr" by Fear Factory cues up suddenly as a nearby shadow at the stage area serves as a gateway for the evil Arana; rising up from the shadow she is immediately greeted by a chorus of boos. Ignoring them all, she walks to the ring... then to the stage. With a smirk, she nimbly flips into the ring and perches up onto the top turnbuckle, waiting.

Megan: Listen to those boos towards Arana! She isn't very well received here tonight, Lilith!

Lilith: No kidding! There's a good reason why, too! That evil little bitch tried to ruin Oseiko's good name by impersonating her and doing evil stuff! Why... just for that I won't even tentacle rape her! >=/

Megan: ...

Lilith: Well, it's the least she deserves. Right?

Megan: ... Uhm... right.

"Ride On Shooting Star" by the Pillows cues up next, and the fans immediately cheer wildly!

Megan: Wow! A complete opposite as the fans cheer on Oseiko!! But... well, where is she?

Lilith: Dunno! Arana's waiting for her to show up at the stage and WHOA! THERE SHE IS!!

Megan: She came out through the crowd! She's behind Arana! OSEIKO GRABS ARANA AND TOP ROPE LYGERBOMB!!! This match is started by referee Mike Chioda--

Megan: -- PIN! ONE! No, Arana kicks out and rolls to her feet! She did NOT appreciate getting surprised like that!

Lilith: Well, tough tooties. >=P

Megan: Both Arana and Oseiko stalk one another... and... TIE-UP! ARANA THROWS OSEIKO TO THE MAT! That's one of Arana's advantages, is that she's deceptively more stronger than a girl of her size!

Lilith: Aww, Oseiko can beat that loser! She beat the Big Show, right?

Megan: True, but then the Show never was as quick as Arana! Oseiko and Arana-- TIE-UP-- no! Oseiko side-stepped and a STIFF roundhouse kick to the back of Arana's head!! Arana's staggered! Oseiko grabs her from behind, but Arana elbows her away! Arana charges and-- WHOA, TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY OSEIKO!! Oseiko gets Arana up... sets up... NINJITSU KICK COMBO! ENZIGURI--NO!! ARANA THROWS A FOREARM INTO THE BACK OF OSEIKO'S KNEE!! OUCH!

Lilith: Sound strategy, there.. Oseiko's prime strength IS in her legs! Take them out and Oseiko isn't much good in a fight, like the ass-kickin'... uhm, a one-legged-- wait... a little help here, pops?

Megan: Arana still has a hold of Oseiko's leg! he trips Oseiko and she locks in the standing leg lock!! Mike Chioda's asking Oseiko if she wants to tap, but Oseiko's not having it!! WAIT-- OHH, REMARKABLE FLEXIBILITY BY OSEIKO WITH THAT KICK TO ARANA'S CHEST, BREAKING THE HOLD! Oseiko gets up! Grabs Arana by the arms and THERE'S THE REVERSE TIGER SUPLEX! Arana scampers back up and is MET WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!! Arana staggers up... OSEIKO'S SETTING ARANA UP FOR THE KUMO NO SASU!!! AND--NO! Arana falls out of the ring before Oseiko can strike! Arana's taking a moment to clear her head but Oseiko's not giving her that moment look OOUUUUT!!!! ASAI MOONSAULT!!! AND ARANA'S FLATTENED!

Lilith: WOOT! ^_^

Megan: And Oseiko with the Hardyz gun gestures! She has completely emulated the Live For The Moment mentality embraced by the Hardy Boyz and Lita!! Oseiko sees Arana get up... SHE LEAPS UP ON THE RAILING!! MISSILE DROPKICK!! NO!! ARANA SWATS HER AWAY AND--OWW!! SHE LANDS IN THE ROPES!!!

Lilith: Ooooo. >.o;

Megan: Arana throws Oseiko back into the ring and climbs the top rope... measuring Oseiko... aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd... MARTIAL ARTS KICK TO OSEIKO'S CHEST!!!!

Lilith: Ohh, those poor poor puppies... ;.;

Megan: Arana picks Oseiko up... look at that sneer! VENOM FANG!!! Still got a hold of her hair as he picks her up... and... REVERSE VENOM FANG!! Pin! One! Two! But Oseiko kicks out! Arana doesn't look too upset here... she picks up Oseiko.. and...LOOK OUT!! VENOM FANG II!! Cover! One! Two! But Oseiko gets a shoulder up!! Arana steps back... looks like she's gonna set up Oseiko for the Spider's Bite!! Oseiko's up! ARANA MOVES--SO DOES OSEIKO!!! AND--OWWW!!! BOTH GIRLS LAY EACH OTHER OUT WITH THEIR SIGNATURE KICKS! OSEIKO'S KUMO NO SASU AND ARANA'S SPIDER'S BITE!!

Lilith: Wow!! o_o!

Megan: Mike Chioda's counting here... either Oseiko or Arana has to get up by the ten count or this match is done!

1! . . . . . . 2! . . . . . . 3! . . . . . . 4! . . . . . . 5!

Megan: Oseiko is struggling up... so is Arana!! Both girls are up! OSEIKO! KUMO NO SASU!! NO! ARANA PULLED THE REF IN THE WAY!!!! MIKE CHIODA'S COLD COCKED!!!

Lilith: Wheeee! Free for all time!!!

Megan: Oseiko's shocked!! And now Arana's taking advantage!! VENOM TRAP BY ARANA!! AND... THERE'S THE ARANA CLUTCH!!! SHE HAS IT SINCHED IN TIGHT!! AND THE REF IS OUT COLD!! HE CAN'T CHECK OSEIKO! AND-- WAIT!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! THERE'S-- Triple H?!

Lilith: He's dressed as Thor! Beware his mighty hammer!! Schwing!!

Megan: TRIPLE H SMACKS ARANA WITH THE HAMMER OF THOR!! HE BREAKS HE HOLD!! HE PICKS ARANA UP AND... THERE'S THE PEDIGREE!!!! Triple H looks to Oseiko now... wait... is he gonna... HE IS!! NO!! PEDIGREE TO OSEIKO!!! BOTH GIRLS ARE BACK DOWN!! AND-- WHOA!!! THERE'S AKIKO!!! OSEIKO'S NEW TAG PARTNER'S IN THE RING!!! SHE GRABS TRIPLE H FROM BEHIND!! BOOM!!! OSAKA SNIPER BY AKIKO!!!! TRIPLE H IS DOWN!!! AKIKO DRAPES OSEIKO OVER ARANA!! SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! MIKE IS AWARE NOW!

ONE!! . . . . . . . . . . . . TWO!! . . . . . . . . . . . . THR--NO!!!!!!!!!! ARANA JUST BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!

Lilith: DAMN!! That Arana's one tough cutie cookie!!

Megan: Oseiko and Arana are back up... both are absolutely tired here! ARANA WITH THE SPIDER'S BITE--NO!!! COUNTER!!! OSEIKO WIH THE KUMO NO AMIMONO!!!! OSEIKO'S NOT LETTING GO!! ARANA'S TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES!! SHE'S ALMOST THERE!! NO! OSEIKO DRAGS HER BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! ARANA'S SCREAMING!!! IS SHE?!! SHE-- YES!! SHE TAPS OUT!! OSEIKO WINS!!!!

Winner by Submission: Oseiko

Megan: What a match! Akiko helps Oseiko out of the ring and leave as a team! Triple H is just coming to... you know he's gonna be pissed at Akiko when he gets his mind together! But the main story here is that Oseiko has avenged her honor! She's defeated the girl who's made her life a living hell! And all I can say is, "GOOD FOR HER!"

Lilith: Booya! ^-^

Megan: We'll be ready for our next match after these messages!

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"Cruel Angel's Thesis" (opening theme from Neon Genesis Evangelion) begins to play...

Megan: Welcome back, everyone...we're about to see the Cruiserweight Title on the line momentarily...and another EAW Superstar--this time Colley-chan--has gotten in the spirit of the day by dressing up--

"The following match up, scheduled for on fall, is for the EAW Cruiserweight Title!! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California...standing 5'6" and weighing in at 132 lbs...the challenger...Colley-chan Dogstar!!

Colley-chan comes out to a sizable pop wearing a red 02 plugsuit, cosplaying as Asuka Langley Sohyru.

Lilith: Few gals can pull off skintight clothing like the EAW divas. By the way, where's the thermostat? I'd like to...uh...see "thermal expansion" in action myself.

Megan: Hooboy...

Lilith: Come on!! Where's your scientific curiousity!?!

Megan: When it involves another female's breasts, it's no where to be found.

Lilith: I think it's just in hiding. ^_^

Colley-chan climbs inside the ring, wiggling a bit in the plugsuit, seeming rather comfortable in it...

"Wish" by Nine Inch Nails then begins to play...

Lilith: Now what do you call that little number?

Lady Jasmine comes out wearing a tight-fitting suit that looks like spandex, with short sleeves and ending in footwear similar to a diver's deck footwear (not the fins)

Megan: Ah...yes...she told me about this earlier. Lady Jasmine is getting into our odd little earth custom herself..that's a Salusian battlesuit.

Lilith: Ahhhhh...

"And her opponent...from the Royal Palace of the planet Salusia...she stands 6'6" and weighs in at 220 lbs. She is the current EAW Cruiserweight Champion...LADY JASMINE!!!

Lady Jasmine also gets a sizable pop, and rushes down to the ring, and slides inside. She shakes hand with her friend/opponent...

*ding, ding*

Megan: Colley-chan and Jasmine ready to lock up here...collar and elbow...headlock by Colley-chan--Jasmine fires her off to the ropes...shoulder block sends her down!! Jasmine up and over Colley-chan--Colley-chan attempt a monkey flip, but Lady Jasmine grabs her legs--shakes her out and slams her down to the mat!! Jasmine pulling her up..sends her to the ropes--armdrag--NO--switch, and Colley-chan with an arm--no--Jasmine blocks--RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!

Lilith: Colley-chan's got the stuff to win this...but HOW do you fight a nearly solid mass of muscle?! She thought a cattle prod was an APHRODISIAC!! I don't think even S&M are that kinky...

Megan: Well *snicker*..I will agree this will be a daunting task for Colley-chan...Jasmine is like a brick house..and pulling up Colley-chan...sends her into the corner--charging at her--BACK ELBOW on target...Colley-chan stunned...and a back body drop by Jasmine! Cover now...

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ONE!--Kickout by Colley-chan!

Lilith: Well, I don't know about you, but all this bending and stretching--will those suits be able to take it?

Megan: I'm sure that they both adequately tested them...but I'm sure it wouldn't be a tragedy for you if one of them ripped--Lady Jasmine hammering away on Colley-chan as she pulls her up--DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN by Colley-chan surprises her...now Colley-chan with a mounted series of punches on Colley-chan--Jasmine grabbing her by the throat--tosses her off of her! What power! Jasmine getting up now...Colley-chan up like a ball of fire...right paws again--sends her to the ropes...Jasmine going--COLLEY-CHAN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! Pins the legs...

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ONE!

Kickout!!

Lilith: Surprised that didn't get more...but probably felt like a massage to her.

Megan: Colley-chan pulling up her opponent now...backdrop by Colley-chan!! Going to hook the leg again--Lady Jasmine powering her off before the pinfall--Jasmine up--STOPS the charging Colley-chan with a back elbow--Drops down with a fist to the throat--the Chopping Block!! Cover by Colley-chan--

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Kickout!

Lilith: Colley-chan pulling up that thick hunk o' woman...hammering on the back...drops her down in a backbreaker!!

Megan: Softening up the back--undoubtedly in preparation for that Third Impact powerbomb combo...reverse DDT positioning--but Jasmine twisting out of it--suplexes Colley-chan over!! Skill and power in one package...

Lilith: And not a bad wrapping, either. ^_^

Megan: Jasmine pulling up Colley-chan...hammering her with rights...sends her to the ropes...Colley-chan hits the far ropes...going for a tilt-o-whirl--Colley-chan with a HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! Great counter!! Great counter!! Colley-chan kipping up now...Lady Jasmine pulling herself up Colley-chan grabs her--spiked with a quick piledriver!! Cover by Colley-chan!

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TWO!--Kickout!!

Lilith: Dayum...Colley-chan pulling herself back up...boot to the midsection of Lady Jasmine...snapmared over by Colley-chan...Lady Jasmine getting up--Colley-chan going for a sleeper--Colley-chan just hanging on to her neck!!

Lilith: Jasmine standing up even with Colley-chan hanging on--throws herself down the mat!!--breaking the hold!! Lady Jasmine back up now...Colley-chan getting up off the mat...the two engaging in a slugfest now...collar and elbow..Colley-chan going for a Belly to Belly--blocked by Lady Jasmine!! Again!! Lady Jasmine sends her to the ropes...Military Press!!! Drops her face down in the center of the ring!! Lady Jasmine hooks the leg!!

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KICKOUT!!

Lilith: Jazzie pulls up Colley-chan again...reverse suplex--Colley-chan slipping free...lands--dropkick to the knees of Jasmine!! Jasmine up...sends her to the ropes--POWERSLAM by Colley-chan!! Colley-chan getting ready now...the Cano's Elbow!! Hits the far ropes--up and over Jasmine--the other ropes--DROPS THE ELBOW!! And cover by Colley-chan!!

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...Jasmine gets the shoulder up!!

Lilith: Man...I'd *LOVE* to see what kind of endurance Jasmine has in the sack--but she's straight....I think.

Megan: Colley-chan pulling up Jasmine...setting her up now--Back Body Drop by Jasmine! Colley-chan up--on the back of Lady Jasmine--Crucifix coming u--SAMOAN DROP!! And Jasmine getting up now...pulls up Colley-chan...DDT DROP!!! And Lady Jasmine going up top!!...unusual for her...

Lilith: Well, she's a big girl, but she's not afraid of heights...

Megan: Maybe not...but she's having a difficult time getting her balance...standing up top...getting ready--but Colley-chan back up!! Shoving Jasmine down on her rear--going up top...could be a superplex...NO! A...CORNER TRAP POWERBOMB!! And Jasmine slumped in the corner...

Lilith: Oooo...I KNOW what this means!!

Megan: And Colley-chan now about to go for one of *YOUR* favorite maneuvers--

Lilith: DAYUM right!! THE BRONCO BUSTER!! THE BRONCO BUSTER!!! YAHOOO!!

Megan: Colley-chan on target with the Bronco Buster...and now pulling up Jasmine...has her in a headlock...up on the top rope...SWINGING DD--NO!! Lady Jasmine hoists her up by the throat--a BALDO BOMB!!! And Jasmine going for a pinfall--

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TWO!!

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Lilith: *whew* A close one here...I wonder whatever happened to that WWF wrestler who used to use that move...?

Megan: Lady Jasmine pulls up Colley-chan...Colley-chan hoisted up over the shoulder--Colley-chan hammering Jasmine on the crown of the head--staggering backward--Colley-chan lands on the apron!! Jasmine turns around--Colley-chan has Jasmine--SUPLEX--OUT OF THE RING and OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!! It looks like her tail may have absorbed some of the impact--

Lilith: Yeah, but doesn't make it any less painful--ask Ariel about the time we were at the furniture store and were looking at the rocking chairs...

Megan: Good point...Jasmine getting up...Colley-chan springing off the apron--CROSS BODY BLOCK--CAUGHT BY JASMINE!! She has Colley-chan in a bearhug!--rams her backfirst into the apron...rolling her into the ring now..

Lilith: Man...how do you keep Jasmine down? A trainquilizer missile? A really really really big mallet? A Black Scorpion interview?

Megan: I really don't know...Jasmine back in the ring now...Colley-chan back up...favoring her back...a slugfest here again...Jasmine readying that tail...goes for the Indisc--Colley-chan catches the tail!!--atomic drop--Colley-chan spins her around....setting her up!!--

Lilith: Blocked by Jasmine--but Colley-chan hammering on the back--she's getting her up--

Megan: POWERBOMB!!!....Pulls her up by the waist--a SECOND powerbomb!!--the THIRD IMPACT!!!

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*ding, ding*

Lilith: NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!!

Megan: Incredible!! A NEW Cruiserweight Champion!!

"Cruel Angel's Thesis" begins to play as the referee raises Colley-chan's hand...

"The WINNER...and NEEEEEEEEW EAW Cruiserweight Champion....Colley-chan Dogstar!!!!"

Lilith: WHOO-HOOO!!!

Megan: A new champion crowded...and a certainly deserving one...but Lady Jasmine deserves a great deal of credit as well. But up next after these messages...a different type of match--Shaed Bloodgrave!! Ric Flair!! NEXT!!

**Ad Break**

"Engel" by Rammstein begins to play...

Megan: Well, the time is come for two our our resident ring legends--former EAW champion Shaed Bloodgrave and former NWA/WCW and WWF champion Ric Flair--will go one on one in match sure to be a classic!

Lilith: Well, Shaed's my bro-in-law, but Ric's known to be a ladies man...I'm stumped on who to pick.

"The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, currently residing in the Castle Aensland in Scotland, he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 225 lbs. 'The Revenant' Shaed Bloodgrave!!!

Megan: Shaed Bloodgrave is the current EAW Commissioner, who has come out of retirement for one night only to meet Ric Flair in the ring.

Shaed makes his way down to the ring, dressed back in his typical ring gear, and does a series of punches and kicks at the air as he stands in the ring, waiting...

"Also Sprach Zarathustra" cues up next...and some pro-Flair signs are visible in the crowd...

Megan: Even today, the luster of Ric's legend burns bright. Despite his affiliation with Triple H, he's still getting cheers here tonight.

Lilith: Yeah...although you have to really wonder about his son--maybe Beth dropped him on his head when he was a baby.^_^

"And his opponent...from Charlotte, North Carolina...he stands 6'1" and weighs in at 240 lbs...he's accompanied by Triple H. The 'NATURE BOY'...RIIIIIIIIIIIIIC FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!"

Flair comes out, sparkly robe and all, but Triple H's mere presence causes some boos to erupt from the crowd.

Megan: Managing Triple H on the side is doing nothing to make Ric more popular, but the respect from these fans is still there. Ric staring down Shaed...and although they have very different styles, both of them are skilled at adapting against any opponent.

Ric steps onto the apron, and inside the ring, and he removes his rope, revealing blue trunks, kneepads, and boots. He hands Triple H the rope, and jogs in place as he waits for the bell...

*ding, ding*

Megan: There's the bell...and Flair and Bloodgrave shake hands...they back away...Shaed goes for a double-leg--Flair avoids it...both of them up--collar and elbow...Shaed takes control...Flair to the ropes--Shaed with the Fujiwara arm ba--Flair rolls through and slips free....back up--clothesline ducked by Shaed--Flair goes for an atomic drop--Shaed blocks it...counters it into a headlock--Flair goes for a backdrop--Shaed lands behind him...waistlock--NO! Counter into a hiptoss!! Flair pulls up Shaed--Irish Whip--reversal--Back Heel Kick right into the jaw by Shaed!!!

Lilith: Yowza...that's a new one on Ric, there. Shaed pulls up Ric...Ric into the corner--Shaed charging in--springs over the shoulder charge--into a sunset flip!!

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One--Shaed kicks out!

Megan: Ric up...Shaed back up quickly--CHOPBLOCK by RIC!! Ric grabs the ankle of Shaed--slides out of the ring--snaps the leg back down across the apron!! Shaed sliding out of the ring--Ric hammering away with rights...--ducked by Shaed

ONE!

--hooks the arm of Ric--hammerlock now...Ric ducks down--

TWO!

...yanks the leg of Shaed--goes for a leg grapevine--

THREE!!

Shaed pushing himself away from Ric...pushes himself up with his hands--back up to one leg--Ric switching positions--but Shaed catches him with an Enzui Giri!!

FOUR!!

Ric trying to get up--CLOTHESLINE by Shaed!! Pulls up Ric by his left ankle--LEG HOOK SUPLEX on the outside!

FIVE!!

Lilith: And Hunter itchin' to get a piece of Shaed...Ric getting back up--Shaed scoops him up over his head--slammed out here on the outside!!

SIX!!

Megan: He rolls Flair back into the ring...Flair recovering...backing away...Shaed sends Flair into the corner!! Now heading for Flair...shots to the body--RIC REVERSES!! And--KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!!

"WHOOO!!!"

Megan: Another!

"WHOOOO!!"

Lilith: Three in quick succession--

"WHOOOO!! WHOOOO!!! WHOOOOO!!"

Megan: Flair irish whips--NO! Shaed catches the arm of Flair--sends HIM back intot he corner!! Knee lifts by Shaed!!!--Flair grabs the knee--elbow shots by Flair!!--Flair with a left--Shaed with a right!!--Flair shoving Shaed down--going for a catapult--Shaed shoving off Ric with both feet--KIPPUP!! Flair charges out of the corner...Monkey Flip by Shaed--Flair lands on his feet...Shaed goes for a waistlock--MULE KICK on Shaed!! Flair armdrags Shaed over--rolling necksnap!! Flair now with an Indian Deathlock!!!

Lilith: Wow, for an elder statesman of wrestling, Flair still can sure move. ^_^ Standing back up now--slams Shaed's knees into the mat--going for a modified STF--but Shaed grabs him!! Reversing the move now--rolling over!!--Shaed with a modified sleeperhold!!--Ric going for the ropes--gets the rope break!!

Megan: Shaed, who respects the rules--unlike Ric EVER has, breaking the hold...getting up now--ROUNDHOUSE to the back of Ric! May have caught him in the kidneys there--and another ONE!! Ric now with a reverse headlock...bridging Ric back--SIDE BACK BREAKER!! And he hooks the leg!

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Lilith: Uh...you said both of them are cute, right?

Megan: Well, that's not what I said--Shaed pulling up Flair! Going for a snap suplex now--on target!!--floats over--but Flair gets the knees up and traps Shaed's leg--ROLLS OVER WITH A SMALL PACKAGE--

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Lilith: Wow...that counter kinda reminded me of a Kama Sutra position...

Megan: Well, it was effective , however--Flair back up...Shaed getting up--Flair from behind--KNEEBREAKER on Shaed!! Flair going to work--a pair of elbowdrops to the inner leg!! And Flair--DROPS down his weight on the knee of Shaed!! Going for it again--SHAED GRABS THE ARM OF FLAIR--quickly now--cinching on a Bow and Arrow Stretch!!--and it could very well come down to submissions, here!

Lilith: And "Indian" Deathlock? A "Bow and Arrow" stretch--the guys who named these probably weren't big P.C. freaks.

Megan: Flair shifting his weight--Shaed driven down on his shoulders!!

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"WHOOOOO!!!"

"WHOOOO!!"

Megan: Flair setting up Shaed...suspending him high in the air...slams him down with a vertical suplex!!! Cover by Flair!

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Lilith: Ric and Shaed wearin' each other out...Ric stomping on the knee...wrenching it back now...going for a Figure 4!!!

Megan: Shaed locked in the figure 4 now!! Reaching back and trying to reach the ropes...

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--Shaed sits up...breaking the count--going for the ropes agai--GETS THE ROPE!!!

Lilith: Flair holding on..

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Megan: Shaed pulling himself out of it--Flair grabbing the leg--pulling Shaed away from the ropes--COUNTERED with a DROPKICK!! Ric back up--SUPERKICK by Shaed!!! Shaed pulls up Flair...sends him to the ropes--Shaed hits the ropes--SWINGING DDT!!! And Shaed with a cover!!

Lilith: WHOOO-EEE!! Come on BRO!!

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Megan: Flair's a very resilient competitor...Shaed up...sends Ric to the corner--charging it--SKULL ON SKULL!!!

Lilith: Now this is NO time to act like Mosh and Thrasher!...Shaed down to the mat...Flair dazed--falls face-first into Shaed's no-no place!!

Megan: Well, a low blow in effect..but unintentional...I think.

Lilith: Well, wouldn't put it past Ric...he's veeeeeeeewy veeeeeeeeewy sneaky!

Megan: The referee begins the count...

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Megan: Shaed beginning to stir...

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Lilith: Ric's now showing signs of life...

NINE!!

Megan: Both of them up to their knees...fighting on their way up...rights exchanged, but neither backing down--EYE POKE from Flair! Shaed unable to see--Ric sends Shaed to the ropes--KNEE into the midsection--turns it into an abdominal stretch!!!

Lilith: Shaed winking out that eye poke...trying to fight out of the ad stretch--Ric trying to bridge him back--ARM DRAGS Flair!!!

Megan: Flair can not believe it!! Up to his knees...Shaed fires away with rights...pulls up Ric...sends him to the ropes--SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Flair looks out of it...Shaed pulls him up to his feet--DRAGON SUPLEX--WITH A BRIDGE!!

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Lilith: Close, but no cigar...or intern for that matter.

Megan: Shaed pulling himself up...waiting on Flair this time....Flair up--Shaed spins him around--SUDDEN IMPACT COMING U--KNEE to the GROIN by Flair stops it...and the ONLY thing saving Flair from certain defeat...Flair hits the ropes--DIVING CHOP BLOCK!!

Lilith: Flair going for the Figure Four!! Shaed attempting to reverse it--Small Package by Shaed!

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Megan: Flair back up...Shaed as well...Shaed hammering away on Ric...set up now--suplex blocked--Flair counters with a Northern Lights Suplex!!

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"Also Sprach Zarathustra" then cues on the PA as Flair gets up...sweaty and tired, but triumphant.

Megan: Triple H getting in the ring now to congratulate his mentor...on a tainted in...

"The Winner of this match up...by pinfall...the Nature Boy, RIC FLAIR!!!"

Flair's hand raised...and Shaed picking himself up off the mat...

Lilith: Tough luck, bro...but hey--for someone used to fighting bloodthirsty demons--this is still a great day!!

Megan: And Shaed...offering his hand?!

Lilith: That's my bro...sportsman to the last--even if he was screwed. :P

Megan: And a handshake!! Although I don't know if Shaed realized just HOW Flair won that match. However, we'll take a short break for a word from our sponsors...when we come back..our MAIN EVENT!!

**Ad break...Snickers!!**

Megan: A bit ago in the pay-per-view we saw Oseiko defeat Arana and reclaim her honor... but apparently the bad night wasn't over for Arana at all...

Cue a "Moments Ago" logo, and soon Arana shows up, looking very pained and more than a bit angry, kicking things while clutching at her back. She takes a few steps... and runs smack-dab into... Spazz.

Spazz: ... what the fuck was that?

Arana: I got *jumped*, that's what the fuck that was! Are you blind?! Jesus, my back's killing me...

Arana walks past Spazz... or at least tries to as he grabs her shoulder and yanks her back in front of him.

Spazz: Did I give you permission to leave, huh? Huh?! Look, girlie, you're not representing when it counts... all the impersonating shit was fine and dandy, but look at you now. You. LOST. That's the most fuckin' pathetic thing I've ever seen! And you didn't even hunt her and her muff-munchin' friend down and kick their asses, didja? Well?!

Arana: ... leave me alone. I just wanna get out of here and get some re--

Spazz slams her into the wall hard, then holds her up to it with one arm. Arana yelps a little and struggles, but Spazz's fingers are wrapped rather tightly around her neck.

Spazz: ... don't force me to make an exmaple outta you, Recluse. I got more than enough room on this necklace for more bones, and you only need one hand... so go and lick yer fuckin' wounds and shape up. Or, so help me, I will break you. Now get the fuck outta my sight.

Spazz lets Arana drop, turns to go... then turns back and lays in a few stiff stomps to Arana's back as she lies, coughing hard. Satisfied, he turns and leaves, leaving Arana to clutch at her neck and watch him go... and the "Moments Ago" ends.

Lilith: ... ohman, he's in the *building*?! Someone call security!

Megan: I imagine someone already has... we can't have someone like him wandering around backstage... no telling what kind of havoc he'd cause... but the situation's probably under control, which means that we can focus on our main event... and what a brutal little match it is!

Lilith: Only Ryokami, mayherestinpieces, could come up with something like the Hell's Asylum! And only true enemies could even dare fight one another in it!

Megan: Even then! This match is a step away from outrightly letting the two kill each other! And if MAIKU's anything like he's been the last few weeks, he may very well try! And Blink's not going to lie down and take it... this isn't a match, it's a war!

Lilith: It's Halloween! Trust me, it can only get worse!

Suddenly... Dir En Grey's "ZAN" cues up... and as a truly disturbing Japanese voice sings and screams, a whole smattering of pyros go off... and one truly well-dressed and the disturbed looking man known as MAIKU rappels from the ceiling in a harness... and as soon as he lands, he removes the harness, strides to ringside and half-tosses his intro gear aside, stepping into the cage and rolling into the ring. As soon as he stands, he spews green mist into the air and... waits, licking his lips eagerly as he watches the entranceway. All the while, he's gotten nothing but extreme heel heat.

Megan: ... there's nothing left to say except that I hope Blink's ready...

Lilith: I hope they're BOTH ready for this...

"Zan" segues into "Rise", and the mood shifts instantly as the EAW champion strides towards the ring, eyes on MAIKU as she takes off her title and drags it behind her. As soon as she steps to the entrance to the weapon-infested, electrified cage, she drops her belt, dives in and stares balefully at MAIKU, circling him as he circles her, still licking his lips.

Megan: And... the cage is locked. It's TIME! My god, it's time! There's the bell... and let the match begin!

Megan: The two're merely circling each other right now... oddly enough, MAIKU's not even going for Blink... Blink looks a little more antsy... and Blink weaves in to get a hand on MAI---MY GOD!!! MAIKU nearly tore Blink's head off with the more VICIOUS kick I've ever seen, and she's down ALREADY!

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Lilith: That's all she needs right there! Just gotta knock her down a little to get her really going! I've seen it before, and we'll all see it again!

Megan: Blink still looks a little stunned, and MAIKU smells blood... and HE goes in for a gra--BLINK RETURNS THE FAVOR! One HELLISH superkick right to MAIKU's jaw, and he tumbles ass over teakettle!

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Lilith: But she needs that head to think and do... that thing she does to her two fellow 'cherries'...

Megan: And this match has ALREADY broken down into a shootfight! Blink with a sharp kick to MAIKU's ribs... and MAIKU with a hard shotei to Blink's jaw! Another kick to MAIKU's ribs! A shotei to Blink's stomach! And a BIG knee to MAIKU's stomach flips him over--and an elbow keeps him down! But.. Blink reaches for a barbed-wire-wrapped chair and swings DOWN at MAI--it's kicked back into her face! Blink sent sprawling... and MAIKU kippups to his feet... and DROPKICKS BLI--SIDESTEPPED and MAIKU tears his pants on the barbwire ropes!

Lilith: That very well could've been his leg getting cut open! Aie!

Megan: Blink taking the opportunity to stomp at MAIKU... and she's already bleeding... looks like the chair to the face did a bit of damage... she jumps, goes for a facestomp and HITS! Blink looking more and more confident as she lays in more stomps... and now she's going for a weapon... Blink's got... just a handful of barbed wire! Grabbing at MAIKU... and cinching in a Dragon Sleeper USING THE BARBED-WIRE! It just HAS to be tearing into MAIKU's neck and shoulders right now!

Lilith: Right now, all Blinks wants to do is make MAIKU *SUFFER* for all the stuff he'd put her through!

Megan: And suffering he is! MAIKU's letting the pipes roar... and he KICKS Blink right in the forehead, breaking the hold! What flexiblity! MAIKU up... and feeling around his scratched-up back... and he's... LICKING the blood off of his fingers?! How insane is he?! Blink's taken aback... and that's ALL the time he needs---SHOTEI to Blink's jaw! Another! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!!! And Blink's backed up to the barbed-wire! MAIKU's raining palm strikes at Blink, trying to get her to drop, but she simply refuses to! MAIKU drawing back for a big one... and Blink KNEES him in the crotch! MAIKU tossed to the barbed-wire and Blink LAYS into him with kick after kick! And a SWEET spinning heel kick sends MAIKU over the barbed wi--NO! MAIKU HOLDING ON--bouncing back UP--and CATCHES Blink's head between his legs--HUGE 'RANA TO THE OUTSIDE!!! And MAIKU tumbles down with her... my god, look at the blood on the wire!

Lilith: I'm trying NOT TO! ;.;

Megan: They're both up... and they're both going at each other once more! MAIKU trying to whip Blink into the cage... and Blink COUNTERS! MAIKU slamming right into the cage! And watch him jerk... God only knows how much electricity's running through that! Stumbling back... and into Blink's arms--HIGH-ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX onto the floor! And MAIKU's down!

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Lilith: ... is he dead yet? O_<

Megan: MAIKU's been nearly folded in half by that outrightly amazing counter by Blink... but it took alot out of her... MAIKU's not readily getting up, and the count begins!

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Lilith: Wrapped in barbed-wire, right?

Megan: Naturally... and she RAMS it into MAIKU's stomach... and goes for another swing, but MAIKU ducks and tackles Blink to the ground... and we have ANOTHER exchange! Fists! Shoteis! FISTS! SHOTEIS! And Blink's on top! Hammering away at Maiku... and gets up... she's going out of the ring... and she's getting... a LADDER from the outside... a BIG ONE! Tossing it in... and hops back in... going for MAIKU, and eats a kick to the knee for her trouble! MAIKU up... and we have the FIRST tie-up of the night! Fighting for control... and MAIKU whips Bli--Blink counters---MAIKU COUNTERS--BLINK COUNTERS INTO A SLEEPER SLAM! And she sets the ladder up... and a chair atop MAIKU... the count's already started...

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Lilith: ... ohgodanddevilowowowowow...

Megan: MAIKU just... he just... used the staple gun to staple a HEART shape into Blink's stomach! And Blink's rolling in torment! MAIKU... licking the blood from his lips... he looks ready to go in for the kill... approaching Blink... reaches for her ha--SCISSOR SWEEP! And Blink's got the staple gun---... ow.

Every MAN in the arena lets out a HUGE sympathy scream...

Megan: ... Blink just put a staple RIGHT INTO MAIKU's CROTCH!!! No telling wher exactly, but he's still jerking like a hooked fish! Blink... smiling! And she stands... signalling for the Swingbreaker... and grabs MAIKU! She goes for i--REVERSED! MAIKU has *HER* up... REVERSE BEAST GOD AVALANCE ONTO A WIRE-WRAPPED PIPE! MAIKU slumping away to watch, trying to pull the staple out of his... area...

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Lilith: After that? More like after the match started. O_O

Megan: Storm yanked out of the ring by security... but MAIKU's down, and the count's started... but Blink's... pulling him up?! SHE'S GONNA---SWINGBREAKER! SWINGBREAKER! And she lets him lie there! This has to be it! It has to be over!

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Lilith: Make the hurting stop... ;.;

Megan: MAIKU... no, Michael White snatching Blink to her knees... and KICKS HER IN THE TEMPLE... BUT SHE DOESN'T FALL! ANOTHER KICK! BLINK's STILL KNEELING! ANO--BLINK CATCHES HIS LEG AND *PUNCHES* HIM IN THE CROTCH! MAIKU DOUBLES OVER!

Lilith: ... it's over now! He doesn't have a third leg to stand on!

Megan: Blink to her feet... the crowd's chanting widly for her! She's got MAIKU up on her shoulders... a TRUE testament to her amazing power for her size... and... SHE'S CLIMBING THE LADDER! With MAIKU draped across her back! She's THROUGH PLAYING GAMES! AND... THEY'RE AT THE TOP! The crowd's SCREAMING THE ROOF OFF! Blink... with a thumbs-up... and she's cinching him up! GOING Fo--MAIKU wakes up! They're fighting for control atop the ladder! And the ladder's wobbling dangerously! BLINK--MAIKU---NO, BLINK---NO, MAIKU---they're wailing on each other atop the ladder! IT'S GONNA TIP OVE--BLINK WITH A KI--GRABBED BY MAIKU AND HE PULLS HER TOWARDS HIM! THE LADDER'S FALLING OUR WAY AND...

Lilith: He's got her! He's got Blink set up!

Megan: DEAR SWEET GOD N--

Megan and Lilith CLEAR away from their booth as MAIKU and Blink crash towards it... although it's plain to see that MAIKU had Blink in position for...

Megan: ULTRA NOVA! FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE AND THROUGH THE TABLE... OH *GOD* BLINK, PLEASE SURVIVE!

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Megan: Blink... she just collasped! And MAIKU's still... standing... ohgodno...

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Megan: ... we have a winner... but at what cost?

Winner... and NEW EAW World Champion--- MAIKU

"Great Muta Kyosokyoku" starts playing as... the crowd begins to throw trash at the ring... even as Maiku snatches (as best as he can) the belt from the timekeeper, drags his beaten, bloody, torn body into the ring... and weakly motions for a mike. As he catches it, he nearly falls flat on his face, but catches himself and leans against the turnbuckle. The "Whitewind SUCKS" chant is almost deafening... he himself lets loose a few "FUCK YOU!"s before taking a deep breath...

Michael "MAIKU" White: You know what? ALL of you doubted me, all of you said I was some jobber! You STUPID FUCKS! ALL OF YOU are stupid fucks! I showed you all that I was more than some jobber, and yet, you still chant WHITEWIND SUCKS! And you know what? You can go ahead and do that! *I* am the one with the title that I *EARNED*, and you all are the faceless idiot plebs that buy the tickets and the merchandise! You think I *CARE* about you? No fucking way! You all are insignificant ANTS that just HAPPEN to generate revenue for EAW to give me the paycheck that allows me to buy an expensive car and eat at five-star restaurants on my off-time! Learn to accept my name: The Superstar, Michael White, as you'll be seeing it for years to come, followed by words such as "LEGENDARY!" *I* will be the one that goes into wrestling's annals of history as a great, an innovator, all while you keep holding up signs praising people like Blink-- who, as you see, is damn near DEAD from this match-- and the bWo, and all those other worthless pieces of CRAP! *I* am the future of this industry!

MAIKU tosses the mike down, then holds the belt high as he's helped out of the ring by security and EMTs, the crowd roaring in earnest as he leaves... leaving behind Blink, on the ground, as the EMTs do their damndest to stabilize her and put her onto a stretcher...

Lilith: She knew what she was getting into... but she didn't care... that's my Clarice... hope she's alright... hope she's alright...

Megan: ... she'll be alright, Lil. She's been through worse...

The last image seen is that of Blink being wheeled away, unconscious, covered in bandages and wearing a neckbrace... and then a fade to the EAW logo.