The scene opens to show an empty arena, set up for an EAW event. The camera pans over the arena slowly, before focusing on one of the entrances in the spectators area. A female figure slowly steps through the entrance, revealing herself to be Oseiko... in her ring gear with the World Championship around her waist. The voice of Shaed Bloodgrave speaks out, as he does throughout the opening.

"They have all arrived here for different reasons."

The camera pans over to another part of the arena, where Michael Connelly is sitting in one of the chairs, seemingly thinking about something.

"Each of them thinking about the effects that tonight will have on their careers."

The camera fades from the audience area to the ring, where we see Fasha Young doing some stretches inside the ring.

"All of them ready to show what they can do in the ring"

Pan to the rafters of the arena, where The Hurricane is hanging from it by his legs, doing sit-ups in preparation for his match.

"For some, this is a chance to re-enter the scene's championship picture..."

Jump cut to the backstage area, a dramatic slow-motion clip showing Kirk Angel jumping rope plays.

"... wanting to once again feel the glory of being one of the top competitors in the industry."

Now a shot of Glenda Jacobs and Akira Hokuto sitting on the floor, helping each other stretch out, the tag team titles set near them.

"There are some entering this evening holding a championship of their own..."

Camera jumps to another locker room, where Molly Holly is looking at herself in the mirror, adjusting the Cruiserweight Championship, which is on her waist.

"... their goal tonight being to walk out of the building with the same title that they walk in with."

The camera now shows Steve Austin, in his ring attire, pacing a bit.

"However, no matter what the reason for coming..."

Another dark room, only lit by a hanging lamp, where Max Connelly and the Hardleyz seem to be planning something.

"... no matter how twisted their plans..."

Next, a shot of the entire Classic version of the nWo walking through the entryway to the ring, David in the forefront.

"... no matter what their motive in the end..."

Cut to the ring, where we see the Calloway family waiting at ringside. They are soon joined by everyone else that is on the card for the evening.

"... one thing is guarunteed for tonight."

Everyone starts to get in the ring now, seemingly ready to start fighting.

"In the ring, they'll let their aggression loose."

The camera fades out on the combatants, to black.

PRESENTS

We open to see the ringside area, and a massive pyrotechnic display goes off... pyro from the ring, above the ring, above the gate, and on the stage all going off at once. The crowd cheers VERY loudly after the fireworks goes off, showing that they're ready for the event.

Signs in the crowd tonight include "ERIK FEARS WORKRATE", "GOTHS FOREVER", "WHERE'S THE BEEF?", "HURRICANE AND MOLY: THE SUPER-POWERS COLLIDE!", "WISP MAKES SID LOOK SANE!", "PLEASE DON'T GO CRASH!", "HARDLEYZ FEAR MONOGAMY!", "FASHA'S A BABE!", and right next to it "BUT ERICA'S AN AMERICAN GODDESS!", "CRMAC SUCKS!", "OSEIKO FOREVER!", "NOVA FEARS WARIO!", and the ever popular "AUSTIN 3:16" and "nWo 4-LIFE!" signs, among others.

Megan: We are live from New York City, in Madison Square Garden, for EAW Aggression! I'm Megan Eko, and we're ready to have a great night of EAW action, from the top of the card to the main event. But first, I'm here to wait for my co-host...

As if on cue, "Flight Of Icarus" starts to play, and the crowd shows their support as she comes out... wearing her ring attire, without makeup and pads.

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight's special color analyst, "The White Swan" AKIKO... NAKANO!

Megan: Apparently Akiko wanted to make sure that EVERYONE remembers that she's going to be here for the whole evening, hence this introduction. The fans seem to enjoy it though... and I admit one good thing about this: at least she's not Heyman.

Akiko makes her way to the booth now, putting on a headset before taking a seat. "Hey there Megsy-Poo! I'm here to show the EAW I'm multi-talented, and hopefully prevent my being off another Pay Per View Card."

Megan: Just try not to do anything TOO crazy out here, OK?

Akiko: MOI? Be too crazy? Surely you jest.

Megan: I've seen plenty of Swan Nests. And don't call me Shirley.

Akiko: HAH! I was hoping you'd do that!

Megan just sighs as the focus goes to the ring, where Gary Michael Capetta is standing, ready to announce for the first match of the show.

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is a tag team contest, scheduled for one fall with a 15-minute time limit!

Music that sounds like it could start off a news show starts to play, and a LOUD negative reaction rises from the crowd as two WWE competitors make their entrance, waving French Flags high.

Capetta: Introducing first, representing WWE Raw, from Paris, France... and a total combined weight of 480 pounds, Rob Conway and Rene Dupree, LA RESISTANCE!

Megan: And the fans showing that they don't appreciate the actions nor the presence of these two superstars here tonight... the former World Tag Team Champions on Raw...

Akiko: That's right, it's Frenchie Martin's two lost children, Dupree and Conway!.

Megan: They're not related to Frenchie Martin...

Akiko: Oh right, then they'd be INTERESTING.

Megan: Heh, well in any event, La Resistance in the ring now, ready to say something it seems.

Dupree brings the mic up to talk, but before he can say anything, "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" cues up over the speakers, and the crowd cheers loudly now.

Capetta: And introducing their opponents. First, being accompanied to the ring by the EAW Cruiserweight Champion Molly Holly, from Mobile, Alabama, standing 5'10" tall and weighing in tonight at 214 pounds, in his farewell match, CRASH... HOLLY!

Megan: And listen to this reaction for Crash Holly! He may be on his way out tonight, but the fans are treating it like he's going for the World Title tonight!

Akiko: Normally I would have to say something insulting, especially with Molly out at ringside, but in this case, I'll let it go. Crash is spending one last match here in EAW, and what better place than in front of a Pay Per View audience.

Megan: True... Crash appearing one last time, due to the death of his counterpart in WWE and NWA-TNA, so he had his match tonight changed.

Akiko: I still think that Molly is trying to hog the spotlight though.

Megan: Now stop that Akiko. Crash waiting at the end of the ramp now, looking in the ring as La Resistance taunts him.

A sudden explosion of fireworks on the stage, followed by the classic Scorpion's song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" sends the fans in another frenzy of cheers... as Crash's partner makes her way to the ring, wearing a blue and white motif of her mentor's attire and face-paint during his multicolored days.

Capetta: And his partner, making her debut in Extreme Attitude Wrestling, from Tampa, Florida... standing 5'8" tall and weighing in at 137 pounds... THIS... IS... BLAAAAAYZE!

Megan: And here's a sight... the student of Steve "Sting" Borden herself, Blayze making her way to the ring to compete in her first match here in EAW.

Akiko: Well, she's certainly ready to upstage Crash tonight... ah hell, I'll admit it since it's her debut: Blayze is a VERY tough young competitor, possibly one of the best future champions in wrestling today.

Megan: Blayze now walking up to Crash... and gives him a big hug as she approaches him at the end of the ramp!

Akiko: Ugh, gag me already... couldn't this wait for AFTER the match?

Megan: Does it really matter, Akiko? Blayze and Crash now sliding into the ring, and La Resistance not giving them a chance to get ready!

Akiko: Ring the bell already, moron!

Conway and Dupree stomp away at Crash and Blayze respectively as they get into the ring, not giving them one inch as they get into the ring, not giving the two EAW competitors a chance to get an advantage in the match. They eventually stop their stomp attack to whip Blayze and Crash into the ropes, both going for clotheslines, however both EAW competitors duck the attack, and in stereo dropkick the supporters of France to the outside of the ring, to the cheers of the crowd. Blayze and Crash climb adjacent turnbuckles, Crash posing with his hands on his hips, and Blayze letting out a Sting Howl to the crowd, while Molly applauds this exchange. Eventually, La Resistance gets back up onto the apron, and Conway decides to start things off with his team, while Crash starts thing off for his. Conway tries to grapple Crash to over-power him, but Crash proves to be too smart for that, ducking out of the way as Conway reaches out, stepping behind him and trying for a quick win by rolling up Conway with a cradle!

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Megan: And Crash Holly using his experience edge on Rob Conway to get an early advantage! Conway seems shocked, and he charges in...

Akiko: And Crash with a drop toehold that plants Conway right on his face! Crash now pulling on the legs of Conway, stretching him out a bit, and using his intelligence to get the advantage!

Conway struggles in what could almost be considered a kneeling Boston Crab, but Conway uses his strength to pull himself to the corner, and makes the tag to Rene Dupree. Crash, unaware of the tag, gets blasted in the back of the head with an elbow shot, causing him to break the hold. Dupree picks up Crash to slam him, but Crash flips out of it, nailing Dupree with a clothesline, getting up to his feet, and a big smile on his face, as he points to his corner!

Megan: And the fans explode as Crash points to his corner, signaling that it's time to tag in Blayze!

Akiko: Crash making a mistake though, taking too long... Dupree coming from behind and catches him in a Sleeper Hold!

Megan: Rene Dupree pulling Crash Holly away from the his corner, much to the dismay of the fans....but Crash gets a chin-buster onto Dupree, breaking the hold... and there's the tag to Blayze!

Blayze has a HUGE smile on her face as she gets into the ring, but Dupree doesn't seem too concerned about her, until she flies at him with a clothesline that shows HUGE airtime by Blayze. Dupree gets back up to his feet, and gets caught by Blayze doing a springboard hurricanrana to get him down to the match, staying on for the pin, but before a count is laid down, Conway gets into the ring to blast her. Blayze sees this though, leaping up from off of Dupree, flipping in the air OVER Conway's arm, and dropping him with a beautiful neckbreaker!

Megan: Blayze is a house of fire already in this match, and is proving her worth against BOTH active members of La Resistance in the early goings of this match!

Akiko: Blayze better be careful not to blow it all out this early in the match though, or else she will run out of stuff to use against La Resistance!

Megan: Conway rolling out of the ring, not being the legal competitor, and Blayze grabbing Dupree's arm, locking it in an armbar, and makes the tag now to Crash, who comes off the top rope with a chop right onto the arm of Dupree!

Akiko: I'll be damned, Blayze actually let someone else have ring time after she was in!

Megan: Akiko, please...

Molly is seen on the outside with a smile on her face as Crash and Blayze have the advantage, as Crash locks in the armbar onto Dupree again... but the angle that Crash and Dupree are at makes it so the referee is unaware of a low kick between the legs. Dupree pulls Crash into the corner, and clotheslines him right in the corner, before making the tag back to Rob Conway. Conway gets in the ring and stalks Crash as he tries to get up, and drops the elbow right into the spine as Crash tries to get up to his feet. Crash still tries to get back up to his feet, but Conway doesn't seem to want to let Crash get back up, as he locks a front-facelock onto Crash while he's on the mat, wrenching away at his neck.

Akiko: Well, it seems that we may have under-estimated the skills of La Resistance early on.

Megan: The match has been slowed down to the pace of La Resistance, and they're now working over the neck of Crash to get an early advantage... apparently planning to make his last match of Crash bad experience.

Crash fights to get back up to his feet, but as soon as he's up, Conway hits Crash with a vertical suplex, then makes a tag to Dupree, who comes off of the top rope with an elbow drop. Dupree goes for the cover...

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Akiko: Crash managing to hit the Crash Dog, but he's too out of it to pin! Molly slapping the ring like she's trying to punch a hole in it!

Megan: Conway is down, Crash is down, Dupree is down and out... and Blayze and Molly are both urging Crash to get back up! And they're getting the audience into it as well!

Dupree manages to get back up on the apron, just in time to get the tag from Conway. Dupree dives into the ring to try and prevent Crash to get into the tag, and grabs at Crash's leg. Crash, not wanting to give up, pulls Dupree in with his leg, poking Dupree in the eye, then hits him with a snap suplex before making a tag to Blayze!

Megan: And here's Blayze once again! Dupree getting up, and caught with an elbow to the head by Blayze! Getting back up again, and a spin kick that almost decapitates Dupree!

Akiko: Conway, you better get out of the corner... Blayze sees him... bad move Conway!

Megan: Blayze with a Stinger Splash on Rob Conway in the corner! Now Crash back in the ring, and drops Dupree with a DDT!

Akiko: Come on referee, do your job, get Conway and Crash out of the ring!

Megan: Conway now rolling out of the ring, he's out of this match now, Crash setting up Dupree chest first in the corner...

Akiko: Uh oh, it looks like Crash has been doing his homework on Blayze now!

Megan: Blayze running in, and another Stinger Splash to the back of Dupree... and on the way down, catches him with a reverse DDT!

Akiko: But did you notice that Blayze made the tag to Crash again when she did those moves? What was the point of doing that?

Megan: I think she wants Crash to get the victory, Molly getting the fans into this match again.

Akiko: Look at this, Rob Conway's got that French Flag, and looks to blast Crash with it...

Megan: But Molly Holly right there to remove that flag from Conway's grasp! Crash smiles, giving Molly the thumbs up at this, as Blayze uses suplex to bring the surprised Conway back into the ring!

Akiko: Blayze rushing over now and puts Conway in the Scorpion Deathlock! She's keeping Conway from getting involved in this ending!

Megan: Crash scooping Dupree up for a piledriver... no, he's hooking his legs in front of the arms now... and drops forward! That's the Crash Landing! For the cover now!

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*Ding, Ding!*

"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" starts to play again, as Blayze lets go of the Scorpion Deathlock and the crowd cheers at the top of their lungs.

Capetta: Here are your winners, the team of Crash Holly and Blayze!

Megan: They did it! In his last match, and her first match, Crash Holly and Blayze have shown the world exactly what they're made of! Molly getting into the ring now, and celebrating with her team!

Akiko: I hope that she has fun for now, because later on she'll have some business to attend to later on tonight.

Megan: Right now, she's just glad to have her cousin win... and listen to the crowd chanting "Please Don't Go!" Crash as a tear in his eye as he hears this, and then eeps as he's caught by surprise, being lifted onto the shoulders of Molly and Blayze!

Akiko: Well, I guess I won't say anything but this: we'll be sad to see him go, and thank you...

Crash hops off of Blayze and Crash's shoulders, and reaches out of the ring to take a mic. "You know, I've had ups in my career, and I've had downs. I've had moments that I've been proud of myself, and moments I have to wonder what the hell I was thinking." Crash begins, a soft laugh in a voice. "But here, tonight, in front of all of you, I have to say this: This has been one of the greatest moments ever in my professional career. And it's a moment that I will never forget... everyone, thank you!"

The crowd cheers even louder, giving him a standing ovation as he leaves the ring, "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" playing again, the crowd chanting "CRASH!" over and over as he's carried out, the camera fading out on his teary, smiling face.

"Uh... just Fasha..." She requests... she's in new attire, black tights with leather belts along the thighs, her usual red buckled boots with the kneepad/shin guard combo, black cycling gloves with red fingers, and a black leather top complete with a black choker and an ever-present silver cross hanging from it. "One name's better than a whole mess of 'em."

"Aw come on Fasha... it's more marketable this way. Trust me, I was the one behind Brock Lesnar AND Team Angle AND ECW." Heyman reminds, with a smirk on his face.

"Yeah, but... the Future?" Fasha shrugs. "Dunno, sounds corny to me... I went by the nickname of Lone Wolf back in my Street Fighter days before I found out someone else had it already..."

"But you ARE the future, Fasha." Heyman begins. "You are the be all, end all of wrestlers here. You have Strength, you have speed, you have agility... plus you're gorgeous as well. There is NO ONE that can compare to you... and that will be proven tonight in this 6 person match!"

"Well, you got a point... okay, let's name off who's who in this all right? Word association time."

"All right Fash... Frosti!" Heyman begins.

"Strong, but deceitful..." Fasha says. "Don't think she truly trusts anyone, and in this kind of match, that can be to her advantage."

"Next, Derek Walker!"

"A good person... kind heart and all, but when shi has to shi can throw down with the best of them. Plus shi was an Extreme champ before."

Heyman smirks about the mention of the Extreme Title. "Next, Honey!"

"Rookie with a lot to prove... she's got potential, but I'm willing to bet she's gonna get punished severely in this match. Don't think she knows what she's getting herself into."

"Speaking of somewhat rookies... Erica Angel."

"Another girl who has a lot to prove... she's had title history before and she wants to go after bigger prizes now..." Fasha thinks. "... She's been trained by the best from Japan, so she may be the wild card in this."

"And lastly, Erik O'Reily."

"Too big for his britches..." Fasha says. "He's also gonna get plastered."

Heyman smiles a bit. "Just what I would expect from the future of wrestling." he says, patting her on the back.

Fasha smirks. "Yeah... well, let's get out there then and let's bust some heads."

"Damn straight, babe." he says, walking off camera as it fades.

We come back to the arena, where "I'm A Slave 4 U" is playing over the speakers, and a good reaction as Honey enters the ring.

Capetta: Our next contest this evening is Booker Stitch's Most Extreme Cruiserweight Elimination Challenge, with no time limit! In the ring at the time, from Seattle, Washington... standing 5'11" tall and weighing in at 160 pounds... nWo Wolfpack member... HONEY!

Megan: Well, Paul Heyman paid for that spot for his newest protégée Fasha, and now it's time for this Cruiserweight 6 person match.

Akiko: That's right, and UNLIKE WWE, we're willing to give these guys more than 6 minutes for the match tonight.

Megan: Honey from nWo Wolfpack in the ring, the only WOLFPACK member in this match tonight.

Akiko: But the question is, will her allegiances with the Wolfpack and the nWo come out in this match? There ARE two other nWo members in this contest.

Megan: Well, that is questionable, but we will see what happens very shortly.

"Bullets" by Creed cues up next, and the crowd cheers loudly as the Star Spangled Girl makes her way out to the ring.

Capetta: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing 5'7" tall and weighing in at 110 pounds, ERICA ANGEL!

Megan: Erica Angel ready to show she's ready to return to singles action tonight, entering this match to make a name for herself once again.

Akiko: Yep, Ms. Pill Boobs herself wanting to get into the singles ranks...

Megan: Do you HAVE to call her that, Akiko?

Akiko: Hey, I'm just telling the truth about her. She can't deny it.

Megan: There's more to her than that, though. Erica getting in the ring, looking at Honey... you have to wonder they're thinking about right now.

Akiko: They're thinking about competing in this match, duh...

"Faith of the Heart" cues up next... and Erica's expression changes to a slight smile.

Capetta: From Parts Unknown, standing 6'3" tall and weighing in at 120 pounds... DEREK WALKER!

Megan: Former Extreme and People's Champion Derek Walker coming to the ring now, and shi is got to have a lot on hir mind right now.

Akiko: Yeah, like how shi and Erica will get freaky after the match. You have to wonder...

Megan: Let's just leave it at that... Erica actually holding the ropes for Derek to get into the ring, a surprising gesture...

Akiko: That's probably something that they're going to regret doing later, as they're going to have to go tooth and nail out there in the ring. Kinda like their love life.

Megan: Come on Akiko, was there REALLY a need for that right now?

Akiko: Just lightening up the mood before the next competitor.

The instrumental version of "Irish Boys" starts to play over the speakers, and the crowd HEAVILY boos as the young, cocky wannabe superstar of the nWo makes his way out to the ring.

Capetta: From Dublin, Ireland, standing 5'11" tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, nWo Classic member...."STYLIN'" ERIK O'REILY!

Megan: Here's the one person that everyone thinks will be a non factor in this match, but if you ask him, he thinks that he'll be MUCH more than that.

Akiko: That shows just how deluded this guy is. Trust me, I know... I had the unfortunate fate of once having to date the guy.

Megan: And look as Erik give Honey a smile... I think he actually thinks that she'll be on his side for this match. The look on Honey's face... is hard to read.

Akiko: If Erik is deluded enough to believe that he's going have an ally in Honey, he's sadly mistaken.

"Cold" by Static X plays next, and the boos only intensify as a certain blue haired beauty makes her way to the ring.

Capetta: From Los Angeles, California... standing 6' tall and weighing in at 133 pounds... nWo Classic member... FROSTI!

Megan: Akiko, I urge you not to try to provoke Frosti while she's out here.

Akiko: And why would I do such a thing? Frosti's the one that is trying to get all these things out with me, I could personally care less.

Megan: Frosti looking to come right after you right now Akiko, but the referee quickly over to get her away.

Akiko: Frosti's got to keep her head more in this match rather than worrying about yours truly, if you ask me.

Megan: Frosti turning her attention back to the ring now, and cracks her knuckles in preparation.

"Stick 'Em Up" by Quarashi now plays, and the reaction is mixed, but mostly positive, as the final competitor and her manager make their way to the ring.

Capetta: And Finally, being accompanied to the ring by her manager, Paul Heyman... from Portland, Oregon, standing 5'8" tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, FASHA..."THE FUTURE"... YOUNG!

Megan: Ugh, poor Fasha. She has to deal with this perverted ass Paul Heyman as her manager now... and that has to be weighing on her mind just as much at this match tonight.

Akiko: Well, already Heyman is helping Fasha's career, like him or not. He got her into this match, as well as getting her a shot in the very near future against the Extreme Champion, whoever it will be.

Megan: Still, she has to be watching her back for this guy, because you KNOW why he REALLY wants to be managing Fasha.

Akiko: Hey, I have nothing bad to say about Heyman...

Megan: Oh yeah, forgot... he gave you this job.

Akiko: Hehehehehe.

Megan: Well, we're about to get started here... Before Fasha gets into the ring, let's go over the rules. Two chosen wrestlers will start off the match in the ring, the other four each in a corner. You can be tagged in at any time by anyone, but you MUST have contact with the other wrestler before being tagged out again.

Akiko: And that proves for interesting situations to occur in this match. Looks like it's going to be Fasha and Honey to start things off!

Megan: The bell has rung, and we're underway!

Honey and Fasha circle each other after the bell rings, the other 4 competitors in this match forced to the apron. Honey and Fasha go in for a grapple on each other, Honey trying to use her height advantage to get Fasha down, but Fasha's power proves the determining factor this time, as she just throws Honey over her head with ease, much to Heyman's delight. Honey blinks in surprise at that exchange, and gets back to her feet, but Fasha is there waiting for her, flying into the air with a spin kick, and quickly kip-upping to her feet. Honey tries getting back up to her feet, seeing Fasha coming in, she grabs her before she can get off the ground, and nails her with a nicely placed spinning spinebuster. Deciding not to tempt fate, she reaches for a tag to the nearest participant, who happens to be Derek Walker. The former People's and Extreme Champion steps into the ring slowly, apparently not wanting to get TOO headstrong with Fasha. Fasha goes off the ropes to attempt something on Derek, but Walker is prepared for her coming in, and jumps to the top rope, and catches Fasha off guard with the Dragon Dive. Shi goes for the cover as soon as Fasha's down...

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Derek doesn't seem to mind, and as Fasha gets back up to her feet, Derek starts hitting Fasha with a rapid kick combo. Before shi can get the last hit in though, Fasha manages to grab Derek's leg, twisting it into a leg drag. Fasha goes off the ropes again, but Frosti slaps Fasha HARD on the back to make a tag, getting in the ring and blasting Derek with a HARD clothesline. Fasha looks like she wants a piece of Frosti as she gets into the ring, but the referee makes sure Fasha leaves the ring. This allows Frosti to start choking out Derek while shi is on the mat, a sick, twisted smile on her face as she does this. She lets go before the referee manages to turn around again, and just stalks Derek a bit. She walks around Derek a bit, waiting for hir to get back up... but an eager Erik O'Reily makes the tag out to Frosti before she manages to get a move in. Erik bounces around the ring like Shane McMahon when he gets in, and starts jabbing Derek in the jaw with repeated punches. Derek catches one of Erik's hands though, hooking it under, then the other arm, and repeatedly headbutts Erik, causing the Irishman to wobble on his feet, before lifting him up with a double underhook suplex. Derek smiles, and goes to Erica's corner, tagging her into the ring to a good reaction from the crowd. Erica leaps onto the top rope as soon as she's tagged in, and nails Erik in the back of the head with a dropkick from the top rope! She goes for the cover...

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Erica, seeing Frosti doing this, slides out of the ring and starts slugging away with the cold-hearted nWo Vixen, catching her off guard and manages to get her hit with the Emerald Frosion. She slides back into the ring, only to get stomped on by O'Reily as soon as she does. O'Reily drops an elbow into the small of Erica's back, then rolls her over for a cover.

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Before a three can be laid, a now recovered Frosti punches Erica right in the face, causing her to break the cradle and fall back on the mat. Erik tries to get another cover, going to put his feet on the ropes, but the referee catches him with the feet before a count can be made. Erik looks upset, and Frosti get back up on the apron... he makes a tag to her, allowing her to get back into the ring. When Frosti gets into the ring, she kicks Erica right in the head, knocking her down to the mat. She repeatedly tries to do this to keep Erica down, but eventually Erica grabs the leg of Frosti, pulling the blue haired woman off of her feet, and starts twisting away at the leg. Frosti manages to use her flexibility though, and boosts herself so she can grab Erica's head with her legs, and pulls her down with a hurricanrana that spikes Erica on her head. Frosti goes for the cover...

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Before she can get the three, a figure comes out of the crowd and pulls her off of Frosti through the ropes, to the outside of the ring!

Megan: THE HELL? Paul Wight coming out to the ring now, and pulls Erica out of the ring!

Akiko: I know what Wight most likely has planned, I experienced it myself once before!

Megan: Wight grabbing Erica... Chokeslam on the floor! Paul Wight is destroying Erica Angel on the outside of the ring!

Akiko: Uh oh, looks like Erica's going to become an unwanted pole dancer!

Megan: Paul Wight slamming Erica's back HARD into the ring post! Erica Angel screaming bloody murder... and the Devastator has a smile on his face!

Akiko: Well, they don't call him the Devastator because he'll go easy on you! They call him that because he'll destroy you!

Megan: Wight not done yet though... setting her up... not this!

Akiko: Holy shit, Wight is climbing up to the top rope with Erica on his shoulders as Frosti distracts the referee!

Megan: NO! NOT THIS! DAMNIT! WIGHT JUST POWERBOMBED ERICA FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!

Akiko: Ouch... I know what it feels like first hand...

Megan: Wight now tossing Erica back into the ring... it's academic from here. Frosti picking Erica up, and hitting her with the Defroster... not like she needed it. Now covering Erica...

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Capetta: Erica Angel has been eliminated!

Megan: And Derek close enough to tag in since Erica was eliminated, and goes right to work on Frosti! Shi's pissed off now!

Derek hits Frosti HARD in the head with a headbutt... then sees Wight mocking Erica as the EMTs come out to help her out. Derek leaps over the top rope, diving right at Wight, who gets hit with the brunt of the attack. Wight and Derek fight all the way to the back, causing a count-out for Walker!

Capetta: Derek Walker has been eliminated!

Akiko: Man, they're dropping like flies out there! But Derek forgot to tag someone in for this match!

Megan: Frosti going over... and she reverse suplexes a concerned Fasha into the ring off guard. So I guess it's now going to be Fasha and Frosti duking it out in this match!

Akiko:... or not, Frosti just tagged in Honey! Now Honey and Fasha will have to go at it.

Honey blinks in surprise as the match goes back to how it started in a way, turning to argue with Frosti, but gets caught by Fasha dropkicking her in the back of the head, knocking Frosti onto the ring barricade! Honey bounces off the ropes, and Fasha catches her in a NICELY executed reverse DDT after spinning on Honey's body. She goes for the cover, but Erik comes in the ring before the count is made, and pulls Fasha off. This causes Fasha to get mad, and starts slugging away with O'Reily while he tries to go back on the apron. Frosti now makes a tag to Honey, pushing her out of the ring with her legs, and goes to try and sneak attack Fasha. She sets Fasha up for the Splitting Edge, but Fasha manages to slip out of it, catching Frosti in an inside cradle!

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Capetta: Frosti has been eliminated!

Akiko: HAH! That's what she gets for being over-confident!

Megan: Frosti looks pissed off... and she pulls O'Reily in the hard way to get into the ring. Erik doesn't seem to like that!

Akiko: Fasha's a house of fire, and Heyman is happy as a pig in mud outside the ring there!

Erik tries to go over to the corner where Honey is to make a tag out, but the referee reminds Erik he can't tag out until contact is made. Fasha grabs Erik by the hair and just flings him into a corner, before leaping up and dropkicking him right in the face. This causes O'Reily to fall forward, luckily for him still near Honey's corner, and tag in the Wolfpack member. Honey avoids a kick attempt by Fasha, sneaking behind for a German Suplex, but Fasha flips out of it into her feet, leaping up while Honey is bent over and dropping a leg right across her throat. On the outside of the ring, Frosti has grabbed a steel chair, and comes back in to the ring, going to blast Fasha over the head with it. Fasha manages to grab the chair, and the two powerful women fight over control of the chair. Fasha kicks Frosti in the gut, knocking her back out of the ring, and throws the chair back out after her, shouting at her. This momentary distraction allows for Honey to recover though, and when she turns around, gets caught by Honey with a kick to the back of the head, setting up Fasha for and hitting her with the Honeybuster Pin.

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Capetta: Fasha Young has been eliminated!

Megan: And that sore loser Frosti costs Fasha a chance in this match, Heyman rushing into the ring to pull his protégé out...

Akiko: And look at the situation we have here! It's Erik vs. Honey! The psuedo-lovers are about to collide in a big way!

Heyman gets Fasha out of the ring as Erik slowly steps in, smirking a bit at the prospect of having to face Honey one on one, thinking that it's going to be easy. Honey quickly shows him up on that by locking him in a hard front grapple and tossing him down to the mat. Erik looks up in surprise, and gets caught by a hanging vertical suplex by Honey. Honey doesn't end it there, and puts her knee into the small of Erik's back, pulling back on his arms. Erik struggles and screams at this, and eventually manages to fight out of it, pushing Honey off of him and into the ropes. He gets back up to his feet, and whips Honey off the ropes, attempting a powerslam as she comes off, but Honey blocks, and uses her legs to take down Erik onto the mat. For good measure, she drops an elbow into his chest, then starts to climb up to the top rope, apparently planning some type of high risk move.

Megan: Honey going to the top, possibly a moonsault attempt coming up for Honey... Erik getting up to his feet.

Akiko: HAH! Erik's stumbling around like Jake "The Snake" Roberts on a Saturday night!

Megan: Look at this! Erik stumbles into the ropes... Honey loses her balance, and lands right on the back of her head! I think Honey has been knocked out by that!

Akiko:... the HELL? O'Reily showing CONCERN for Honey... he's going over to check on her...

Megan: But I don't think he realizes that his checking is being counted as a cover!

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Capetta: And the winner of this contest: "STYLIN'" ERIK O'REILY!

Megan and Akiko: Did... did I just hear that right?

Megan: ... well, apparently by a fluke, Erik O'Reily gets the victory in this match!

Akiko: That boob looks shocked... I'm wondering if he didn't plan it to look like this!

Megan: Whatever the case may be, NOW O'Reily is celebrating. Erik O'Reily wins this match, the last man remaining. I can't believe it.

Akiko: Trust me Megan, you're not the ONLY one that can't believe it. I don't think anyone in this building right now can believe it!

Megan: Erik now celebrating as his theme plays... Honey just recovering now and seeing the end result. She's leaving the ring while Erik celebrates... but for now, let's take you to the back, our cameras are in Aerith's room, where Erica Angel has been taken for healing...

Scene switch to Aerith's office, where she and some of the trainers are tending to her injuries caused by Paul Wight.

"AAHH!! OOHHHHH!!" Erica spasms as officials try to hold her down, and Aerith places her hands on her back.

"Easy, Erica! It'll be okay!" Aerith assures her.

The door suddenly busts open, and Kirk Angel rushes in. "ERICA... geez, Erica, are you OK?" he asks, looking VERY worried.

Erica looks up at Kirk, tears in her eyes despite the pain fading. "... K... Kirk... where's... where's Derek..."

"... That's what I'd like to know..." Seijimei walks in. "... I can't find hir anywhere..."

Kirk sighs. "That punk bastard Waters had Derek arrested for trying to attack Wight." he says, clenching his fist in anger. "That does it, I don't care about the card, I'm not going to wait for this match!" he says, ready to leave right now to take out Wight.

"One should have a cool head when attending to matters of the heart..." a male voice thick with a Romanian-esque accent says from the shadows.

"... Shaed...?" Seijimei looks to the figure in the shadows.

Kirk blinks, looking up and seeing the shadowy figure. "Well, this is a surprise..." he admits, still holding his sister's hand.

"There has been a rather vulgar display of power as of late..." Shaed says. "... It is a good thing that I've returned to try to amend things..."

"What do you have planned, Shaed?" Seijimei asks.

"What has been planned has already come to pass," Shaed answers. "All thanks to Lilith, of course... but that's for another time." He looks to Aerith. "Will she be okay?"

"Yes... I got to the injury in time... she'll need to rest for a bit before she can be moved."

Kirk glares. "I'm going to make sure that every inch of that 7'2" tall moron pays for what he did." he says. "I don't even care where or when it is, it's happening tonight."

"Patience, Kirk..." Shaed says. "Your time will come. Right now, tend to Erica. With Derek gone she needs you."

Kirk blinks, then sighs. "Right, right." he says, going back to his sister's side. "Don't worry Erica, I'll make sure he pays for what happened to you."

"... go for the... the legs..." Erica says softly, with a smile. "... Ankle lock..."

Kirk blinks, then smiles. "Actually, I had a better idea..." he says, then leans in to whisper.

Erica smiles softly... then nods.

"... Well, I think it's high time the nWo get put in their place..." Seijimei says.

"Hmm..." Shaed nods softly, then turns to walk away from the office. "For now, I leave that matter to you, Seijimei-san..."

Kirk nods. "I may not be able to stop some of the things they've done... but I'm going to make DAMN sure that Paul Wight is stopped tonight." he says, looking at Erica. "And make sure that you're avenged."

Erica smiles softly... then closes her eyes.

"Sorry... I induced some sleep in her so she can recover faster..." Aerith says.

Kirk nods. "She'll be OK then, Aerith?" he asks, standing up.

"Yes, I believe so..." Aerith answers.

Kirk nods. "Good... then I have a giant I have to slay. I will NOT fail tonight... and that, my friends, is true." he says, giving his sister a hug, before going to leave. He stops short. "Seijimei... I think I need some last-minute training."

We return to find Erik O'Reily going to the backstage area, asking around for where Honey is, when suddenly David Flair, Paul Wight, and Booker Waters approach him, celebrating with him. O'Reily blinks in surprise at first, but then smiles and decides to celebrate with them.

Cut back to the arena, where we're at the commentator's table.

Megan: Weird goings on tonight... and the nWo has started strong, one of their own winning that last match.

Akiko: I still find it funny that Erik actually has COMPASSION. And here I thought he was just a little worm.

Megan: In any event, I wonder how they'll do later tonight, with a very ticked-off Kirk Angel. After destroying Erica and having Derek arrested...

Akiko: I think we'll be hearing some bones breaking tonight, Megsy.

(NOTE: This next match will be summarized due to time constraints.)

The soft piano start and dimming lights leads to "Bring Me To Life" by Evenessence cuing up, and the crowd reaction mostly positive as the challengers for the tag titles and their manager make their way out.

Capetta: The following contest, scheduled for one fall with a 1 Hour Time Limit, is for the nWo World Tag Team Championships! Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by their manager Viki Greene, from Roswell, New Mexico, at a total combined weight of 272 pounds...Sin and Shade...THE GIRLS OF GOTH!

The GoG make their way to the ring, slapping hands with fans at ringside as they do, showing that they care about the fans, no matter what happens.

Red strobe lights come up, and Joan Jett's cover of "Wild Thing" now plays as the champs make their way out to the ring, getting a mixed reaction as they come out.

Capetta: And their opponents, at a total combined wait of 347 pounds...representing the nWo Wolfpack...they are the nWo World Tag Team Champions...Glenda Jacobs and Akira Hokuto...THE BLACK HEARTS!

The champions make their way to the ring, and the teams each pick a representative to start the match for them. The GoG pick Shade to start off for their team, while the Black Hearts pick Akira to start for their team.

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CHAMPIONSHIP
Girls of Goth vs. Black Hearts (c)

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Akira and Shade start the match by trading off with quick exchanges of some basic wrestling moves, showing in that department at least they're equal. Akira uses her experience advantage in the ring to get Shade into a compromising position, wrenching away at her back and neck. She reaches up and makes the tag to Glenda, who kicks Shade right in her exposed gut. Glenda then uses her size and power advantage to start pummeling onto Shade's body, her strength and size being a big boost. She flings Shade into a corner...however she picked the wrong corner this time, as Shade makes the tag to Sin, who leaps off the top rope and dropkicks Glenda right into the face. Sin uses her smarts and speed to elude Glenda for as long as she can, but an attempted high cross body causes Glenda to get the advantage back in her team's favor, as she powerslams Sin hard into the mat, and falls back to make the tag to her partner Akira. Akira leaps off the top rope with a guillotine legdrop onto Sin. She goes for the cover, but only manages to get a two count.

Akira and Glenda now start using their team experience to start working over Sin's body, mostly targeting her back and neck to keep her from winning. Sin repeatedly tries to make the tag to her sister, but Glenda and Akira keep managing to use their teamwork to keep Sin at bay. This continues on until Sin gets a lucky break...and catches Glenda and Akira with a double DDT as they attempt to use a double suplex on her. Sin desperately dives for her corner, and makes the tag in to Shade, who comes in like a house of fire when she's in the ring, pummeling away at the faces of both Glenda and Akira with repeated forearms to the heads. Akira attempts to kick Shade in the back of the head, but Shade ducks out of the way, and the kick catches Glenda square in the jaw. Shade goes for the cover, but Akira pulls Shade off her partner. This causes Sin to get into the ring now, and both members of both teams fight each other in the ring for control. The two of them manage to knock the larger threat of Glenda out of the ring, and turn to go against Akira now, but she manages to spin kick both of them in the jaw, knocking them down and seemingly out. She covers both of them as they're down now, but surprisingly both Girls of Goth get their shoulders up after the kick.

Akira seems to be upset about this, and as Glenda gets back up on the apron, and she tags in Glenda now. Akira grabs Sin, getting her up as Glenda climbs up to the top rope to hit her with a Super-Bomb...but they forget that Sin is NOT the legal participant in the match, as Shade gets back up before Sin is lifted up, leaping to the top rope, and catching Glenda with a beautiful Hurricanrana into a pin...as Sin slips between Akira's legs to get behind her and German Suplexes into a pin...

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*DING, DING, DING!*

Capetta: Here are your winners, and the NEW EAW World Tag Team Champions...Sin and Shade...THE GIRLS OF GOTH!

Viki smiles, getting in the ring and pours paint remover on the titles, cleaning them off as she gives them to her girls. The GoG and Viki embrace in the middle of the ring, holding the titles up proudly as the celebrate.

Capetta: The following Extreme Match will be one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first, from Silicon Valley, California...accompanied by Crysta...standing 5'10" and weighing in at 220 pounds...Nova!!

Megan: Coming up next--a match of a rather unpredictable nature. By themselves, in a normal match, each of these two are considered risktakers, wild and unorthodox in their style. Against each other, in this sort of match environment--who knows what we might see?

Akiko: Obviously Jeff--before this whole Wisp thing, was a big influence on Kyouki Shoujo, but keep in mind that now he may wrestle significantly different than he did before, Meg. I gotta give my props to Nova, though. Personally, I think he's got the better Swanton--more impact to it in my opinion. Yet, both of them probably got some tricks up their sleeves--or other places--'specially for this match.

Crysta accompanies Nova, rushing from the back in front of him, and throwing out some Nova t-shirt.

Megan: Free merchandise--heh, a nice bonus for the ringside fans here.

Akiko: I call it sucking up, but hey, it's working. =P Oooh--she's got quite an arm on her, too.

Megan: Nova decked out in this Venom-style costume here tonight, although normally he's well prepared for these sorts of matches with various toys.

Akiko: Well, Jeff--er, Wisp has his own way of wrestling Extreme. Maybe he's going to try to take Jeff on on his own level?

Megan: Good point--and you very well may be right.

Nova climbs the turnbuckles, playing to the crowd, as his theme music fades out--

"Call Out My Name" by Inkubus Sukkubus begins to play...

Capetta: And his opponent...from Imagi-nation...standing 6'2" and weighing in at 215 pounds--Will O' Wisp!!

Akiko: Imagi-Nation--I think that's 5 miles east of "Outer Reaches of his Mind" and 10 miles south from the Mushroom Kingdom. =P

Megan: The Wisps seems unfazed by this crowd, giving him a mixed reaction. He does have some loyal female fans still.

Akiko: Yeah--but those gals usually could give Oseiko a run for her money in the freakiness department, so that isn't saying much--

Nova begins to run the ropes, seemingly getting himself fired up--but dives over the ropes, landing on the Wisp with a body-scissors plancha!!

Megan: Nova beginning the match prematurely--rights on the Wisp on the outside after that dive out of the ring--throwing him inside the ring now!

Nova comes in, rushing Wisp and scooping him up on his shoulder, dropping him down on the mat and Wisp's neck on top of his knee!! Pick up, and hammering him on the back--back elbow by Wisp, and a knee--spin kick knocks Nova down. Nova back up--Wisp goes for a kick to midsection--blocked--inverted Enzui Giri counter by Wisp knocks him down. Wisp to the ropes--Nova gets up--surprise counter into a tilt a whirl slam!!

Pick up, launch to the ropes...Wisp with a flying forearm smash to Nova! Wisp with a legdrop that's close to a low blow, cover for a quick one count, but Nova kicks out. As they get up, Wisp puts Nova in a headlock, slugging at him on the crown of the head. Suplex attempt, blocked. Wisp attempts an early Twist of Fate--countered into an Atomic Drop by Nova!!

Nova rears back and clotheslines Wisp as he gets up, sends him into the ropes, and catches him with a tilt a whirl slam. Nova then heads for one of the corners, beginning to undo a turnbuckle pass, tossing it out of the ring. As Wisp gets up, Nova puts him down with a double leg takedown, and goes for a catapult--Wisp counters into a quick roll up that only gets a one...Nova kicks out, and Wisp catches him with a Hurracanrana, following up with right-handed punches.

Wisp then hangs Nova out to dry in the ropes, kicking him in the midsection, and sending him to the outside with a dropkick!! Nova tumbles to the outside, and the Wisp heads for the ropes and leaps out of the ring onto the recovering Nova with a Senton Splash!!

Crysta looks on, but doesn't want to get too close to the action. The Wisp heads around the corner of the ring, and leaps onto the railing, gracefully running around it until--he leaps towards Nova, who attempts to block, but does so only partly. However, the Wisp takes a nasty spill into the steel stairs.

Nova climbs up on the railing, leaping towards the Wisp and nailing him with a dropkick into the back, then slams him face into the stairs. He then attempts to slam him onto the stairs again, but the Wisp drives him spine-first into the edge of the ring. Nova screams at this, as Wisp suddenly jumps up to splash to flatten Nova on the apron corner. Wisp tries it again, but this time Nova moves out of the way, causing the Wisp to land spine first into the ring apron. Nova now reaches under the ring, and pulls out something that he made for this match: a cement coated glove. He puts it onto his fist, and after getting used to the added weight, swings it right at Wisp's face, connecting. He quickly goes down for the cover...

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Nova looks surprised that Wisp kicked out of that move, but doesn't let it stop what he has planned, as he raises his fist again to swing it down. Wisp catches Nova's wrist though, and wrenches with it HARD, slamming Nova's body right into the nearby ringpost. Wisp grabs a steel chair, and drapes Nova's neck into the chair. He leaps up to the top rope, and drops a leg right into the chair, almost shattering Nova's windpipe with the move.

Wisp continues to pummel Nova with vicious moves, showing no mercy at all as he battles against the superhero. Nova gets busted open and battered, much to the dismay of Crysta, but things change for the better when Wisp tries for the Swanton Bomb, Nova sliding out of the way and letting Wisp land back first onto the block. Nova grins, and starts to pummel away at Wisp with various shots, kicks, and high impact moves. Wisp is on the ropes now, and Nova clotheslines him over the top rope, then leaps to the top rope to hit Wisp with a high-impact top rope move. However, Wisp leapt up at the same time that Nova was coming off the top rope, catches him, and as they go down to the floor Wisp sets up Nova for a piledriver right onto the concrete floor...a stop sign used from earlier set up on the floor making the move even more dangerous. Wisp sees that Nova is out cold, and goes for the cover now...

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*DING, DING, DING*

Capetta: Here is your winner, Willow Wips!

Megan: And Wisp almost seems to have a smile on his face at the carnage he just caused on Nova...it's as if he saw this entire match as a warm up for his ultimate goal.

Akiko: Well, we know that Jeffy boy here is ready for whatever he has to face in the future...I fear what this will mean for whoever gets in his way.

Suddenly, "Party Up" by DMX hits as Johnathan Coachman, decking in trainers, windpants, and a nWo jersey with "Coach" on the back and underneath "#1." Save for a backwards nWo cap. He walks torwards the announcing booth.

Megan: Wait a minute...what are you-

Coach: *Puts on headsets* -wrong Megan? Suprised to see me?

Megan: Well...yeah.

Coach: Since Akiko has some business to take care off, Booker Waters has given me the honor to fill in for her.

Megan: ...whoopie...

Coach: Oh come on! With my charisma and you're smarts, not to mention our good looks, we'll make the perfect announce team.

Megan: Right....

"Hurricane" by Stan Bush cues up as the Hurricane makes his way to the ring.

<B>"The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EAW Cruiserweight-"</B>

Coach: You mean the nWo Cruiserwe-

*Megan slaps his mouth shut as Cappetta continues.



<B>"-Making his way to the ring, from Raleigh, North Carolina. Weighing in 210 pounds...The Hurricane!"</B>

Coach: *shoves Megan's hand off of her.* Ow...what was that for?

Megan: Don't ever speak while the announcer announces a wrestler in the ring, let alone a championship match.

Coach: My bad, my bad...

Megan: Yes...it is...

Coach: Oh come on, it's not like I do this often.

Megan: *Ignores Coach* Anyway, Hurricane making his way to the ring, ready for a shot for the Cruiserweight title against his friend, Molly Holly.

Coach: It really doesn't matter who wins this match. It's only a matter of time until the Cruiserweight title comes home to the nWo. *rubs his hands together*

Megan: We'll see...

"One girl Revolution" by Superchic(k) hits as the Cruiserweight Champion now makes her way to the ring.

<B>"And his opponent...from Mobile Alabama. She is the EAW Cruiserweight Champion...Molly Holly!"</B>

Megan: Molly, making her way to the ring-

Coach: Who will lose the title to the Hurricane tonight!

Megan: Fan of the Hurricane.

Coach: Not really, but let's face it. It's Hero vs. Sidekick. And we all know who always wins and always loses. And the last time doesn't count as Molly had a cheap shot in.

Megan: -_- As much as I hate to admit it, I have to agree...

Coach: I only have two words for ya, baby: New Champion.

Megan: We'll see. Molly in the ring as the Hurricane walks up to her and extends his hand.

Coach: What is he doing now? Go out there and beat her!

Megan: It's called sportsmanship Coach. You should see more of it.

Coach: Sportsmanship, Smortsmanship. All that matters is if you get the win or not.

Megan: ANYWAY, Hurricane and Molly shake hands as they begin the the match.

*Ring, Ring*

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CHAMPIONSHIP
The Hurricane vs. Molly Holly (c)

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The breaking film effect starts up, the screen turning black and white...

NEW WORLD ORDER!

"The Zoo" by Bruce Dickenson starts to play, and a HUGE negative reaction starts up as the combatants for the next match come out.

Capetta: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit. Introducing first, being accompanied by Booker Chris Waters and representing the Classic Sect of the New World Order... from Tampa, Florida... standing 7'2" tall and weighing in at 445 pounds, the current nWo Triple Crown Champion... PAUL... "THE DEVASTATOR" ... WIGHT!

Megan: And the fans none-to-happy to see Paul Wight making his way to the ring... they remember what happened earlier tonight with Wight and Erica Angel, and they don't like it.

Akiko: Well, Erica should have expected such actions to come from Paul Wight the moment that she said she was interested in going for his title.

Megan: That still doesn't give Wight the right to go out during her match and attack her.

Akiko: YOU try to stop him then.

Megan: Well, in any event, Waters sliding into the ring, followed by Wight, who's carrying that belt on his shoul... oh great, Waters stealing the microphone from Gary Michael Capetta now....

"Capetta... I'll let you slide this time. You obviously didn't get the memo I sent you. Ladies and gentlemen, before we get started with this match, I would like to mention tonight's sponsors for this specific match."

Megan: ... this match has sponsors?

Akiko: What's he think this is, Sesame Street?

Waters smirks. "The match between the 'Olympic Zero' Kirk Angel and Paul 'The Devastator' Wight is brought to you by Flair Industries: When you think of greatness, think Flair. By the New World Order: bringing you wrestling utopia through anarchy since 1996. And by the Keep Seijimei Out Of Wrestling Fund, who reminds all of you that bookers besides T are not wrestlers, and only wrestlers deserve to be wrestling. Thank you!"

Megan: Waters being as cocky as ever... but right now, let's take you to the back... where Nick Stevens is with Wight's opponent and his manager for the evening!

The camera goes back to the backstage area, where we see Nick Stevens once again. To his left is Kirk Angel, in warm up jacket, his head bowed so his face is shadowed... as well as EAW Booker and Kirk's manager for tonight Seijimei. "Nick Steven's here, ready to get some last minute comments from Kirk Angel and Seijimei before the start of this match. Seijimei, you heard Waters... he's determined to keep you from wrestling in the ring, hence this match, and as he just said, the start of his 'Keep Seijimei out of Wrestling' fund..."

"He's just afraid of what I might do to him if I catch him..." Seijimei says. "Waters is nothing but a coward, plain and simple. He doesn't want to face me? Fine... I'll take on anyone else he can throw at me."

"All right, we'll leave that at that. Tonight, you're in the corner of Kirk Angel as he takes out the current Triple Crown Champion Paul "The Devastator" Wight of the New World Order, Classic Version. Any final comments before you get out there?"

"What has to be said can be said by the man here..." Seijimei says, looking to Kirk.

Kirk Angel seems to stand perfectly still as he talks. "Paul Wight, you and I WERE going to have a simple wrestling match tonight. You and I were just going to go out there and compete in that ring with our skills. But then, you did something to piss me off: You messed with my family." Kirk looks up now, his eyes filled with greater intensity than usual. "Now Wight... what you're going to have on your hands is a fight, with a rage that will only be quenched when I hear you screaming at the top of your lungs, and hearing you give up to me. And that, my friend, is true..."

We cut back to the arena, and "Gonna Fly Now" cues up to a TREMENDOUS reaction from the crowd. Kirk Angel sprints to the ring, removing his jacket on the way, not even letting Seijimei catch up or Capetta announce him, sliding into the ring and pulling Wight's leg out from under him to start!

Angel is quick to start kicking away at the leg of Wight while he's down on the mat, apparently ready to make sure that the match ends early. He keeps kicking and wrenching away at the leg of the massive man. Wight tries to fight away, and manages to use his other leg to kick Angel off of him. Kirk bounces off the ropes though, and drops an elbow right into the face of Paul Wight before he manages to get back up, then goes for the quick cover... not even getting a count though as Wight shoves him off. Before Wight can get back up, Angel goes around and knocks him down again, slugging away at the giant man's face with a repeated barrage of right hands. This effort stops when Wight grabs Angel by the throat, going to lift him up off the mat as he stands up. Wight lifts Kirk high into the air by his throat, but Angel manages to fight out of it, and pulling a page from his counterpart's greatest rival's book... puts Wight in the Crippler Crossface! He doesn't get it fully locked in though, and Wight manages to power out of it, knocking Kirk back down to the mat. Kirk is about to get up to his feet, but Wight catches him in the face with his massive foot by using a Mafia Kick. He goes for the quick cover...

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Wight now feels that he has the control in this match, and starts choking at Angel with his massive hands. The referee starts to count, and Wight manages to break it before a five count can be laid in. Wight lets go, before going to try choking Kirk again. Angel's face turns blue at the repeated attempts at choking, bringing a smile to both Waters' and Wight's face at the battle. Wight gets up, and goes to drop an elbow right into the chest of Angel, but the Olympian manages to get out of the way of the massive form, and locks Wight in a TIGHT front facelock, repeatedly slamming Wight's face into the mat while he's locked in the move. Wight's face gets busted open after a while, and his blood drips on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring before any more damage can be done. Kirk has a look of rage on his face, and as Wight and Waters consult, Kirk does a suicide dive through the top and middle ropes, tackling Wight into the ring barricade, and starts slugging away at Wight's bleeding face, trying to bust it even more than it already is. Wight manages to push Angel off of him to try to walk it off, but Angel will not be denied, as he uses the ring as a boost to jump onto Wight's back, and grab him in a modified sleeper hold, almost choking the life out of Wight himself. Wight seems to be ready for this though, and rams his body weight and Kirk's back into the ringpost, knocking the wind out of Angel. Wight catches his breath, then goes to pick up Angel... but gets surprised when Kirk trips him with a drop toe-hold, having Wight's face crash right into the ring post, a sickening crack sound coming from his face! It's very soon apparent that Paul Wight's nose was broken on the ring post! Angel, sore in the back, goes to ram Wight's face in the post again, but Waters gets a kick in on the back of Angel's head, preventing further assault on the face of Paul Wight. Seijimei chases after Waters, who slides through the ring to the other side to prevent the other booker from getting his hands on him, and the referee keeps Seij at bay. This allows Wight to get some measure of revenge on Angel, as he takes the ring steps and drops them square in the chest of Angel, causing the former champion to writhe in pain. Wight rolls Angel back in the ring again, and goes for another cover.

However, before a count can be laid in, Angel rolls out from under Wight, and locks his arms in a submission hold that makes an X-shape of his arms behind his back. Wight SCREAMS in pain at the feeling, blood dripping down his face, and agony written on his face. Waters looks worried, as Seijimei seems ready to see the end. Waters starts taunting Seij a bit for some reason, and Seijimei is about to go through the ring to get to him, but the referee stops Seijimei before he gets the chance to get too far, allowing Waters to get in the ring with a shoelace and try choking out Angel with it. This causes Angel to once again break his hold... but he manages to fight out of Waters' hold, turning around, and catching the booker off guard with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that flings him all the way out of the ring! Angel pulls the straps down, showing his intensity right now, but unfortunately gets caught by Wight's hand once again around Angel's throat. Angel manages to out-smart the giant, kicking his leg out from under him, and causing Wight to fall flat on his face!

Megan: Paul Wight has just crashed flat on his face! Wight is prone, and Kirk Angel going towards Wight's head...

Akiko: AND THERE'S THE RINGS! THE OLYMPIC RINGS! ... I didn't think he could get Wight's massive body in it!

Megan: Kirk Angel has a look of pure rage on his face as he holds that move on him... I think Wight's about to tap out!

Akiko: Uh oh, Bald Freak Booker on the attack! Waters swings a chair right at the head of Kirk Angel!

Megan: This match is going to end on a disqualification, as Angel gets knocked back. But that doesn't mean Seijimei is out of it!

Akiko: HAH! Waters running like a remake of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" is being made! And Seijimei chasing him like he does his catgirls!

Megan: But that leaves Paul Wight in the ring all alone with Angel. And Wight has a hold of that steel chair.

Akiko: Angel, if I were you, I'd get out of dodge and fast!

Megan: Wight up to one knee, and he has that chair at a ready position... LOOK AT THIS!

Akiko: PILL BOOBS... er, ERICA is back! And she's rushing to the ring.

Megan: Wight looks confused at the cheers... Erica sliding in... HAMMER OF JUSTICE into the chair that Wight was holding, and that cracks the skull of the giant! Wight is now stumbling... and Kirk Angel catches him in the Olympic Slam! Paul Wight has been taken down!

Akiko: Wight just now learned that you NEVER mess with a brother/sister duo there, and now Wight retreating in pain at the feeling. Kirk and Erica laughing at the beaten down Giant!

Kirk and Erica stand up in the ring, glaring at Wight as he retreats...

Capetta: The winner of this contest as a result of a Disqualification... KIRK... ANGEL!

The crowd cheers loudly at this announcement as "Gonna Fly Now" cues up once again. Erica raises her brother's hand in victory inside the ring, then hugs him.

Megan: A victory and revenge for the Angel family, but I'm pretty sure that this isn't over yet between them and Paul Wight. For now, let's go backstage, where our broadcast colleague Nick Stevens is standing by.

We cut to the backstage area, where we find Stevens standing with a mic. "Hello, I'm Nick Stevens backstage here for EAW Aggression, and later tonight, we are going to have an 8-Person Table Match with severe consequences upon it. At this time, I'd like to bring out one of the participants for that match tonight, one half of Scorpion's Pyre, Ms. Kaye Calloway."

The camera pans over to see Kaye, looking intense and ready, adjusting her wristband. She's got on a new outfit. The pants look like the regular WWE Kane pants, with the straps on one leg. Her top over her breasts has a mixed black and pink design and there's a pink, laced up corset over her abdomen area. Her mask, also, is a pink and black version of WWE Kane's last mask.

"Ms. Calloway, tonight, you, as well as your... well, brothers in a way... and your lover JC Stone have to go out and face your hated rivals of recent times, The Hardley Boyz, as well as their partner, Max Connelly. This match has serious repercussions...."

"Damn right it has some serious repercussions." She growls, a bit angry. "I wasn't around when they agreed to put Ariel on the line. Or else it wouldn't have happened. Look, we're not going into this match against each other, but I have to say I'm a bit upset that they'd do that. But, it only gives me more reason to get out there and kick their greasy asses even harder than I planned."

"So I assume it's safe to say that you have no plans tonight of having the Hardleyz get 5 minutes with Ariel in the ring then?" Nick asks, ready to bolt if Kaye snaps.

Kaye snaps her head at him. "Nick? What is your IQ?"

"Er... well... I've never had it tested, Ms. Calloway..." Nick admits.

"Well, you somehow got this job... so I would think you'd be smart enough to know the answer to that moronic question."

"Er, right. Well, rumors have it that only the Hardleyz are concerned about taking out Ariel, while Max Connelly is more concerned about taking out your brother, the Undertaker. Will that affect the game plan for this match for you at all?"

"No. Whoever is in the ring will get decimated." Kaye says, matter of factly. "Look at our team. We're pure power and skill. Kane, Taker, and I are pure power and endurance combined with speed and agility not usually seen in Hoss'. And JC Stone has power and serious technical skills."

Nick nods. "Well, I'm sure..." he blinks, holding the earphone in his ear tighter. "... oh crap. Um, Ms. Calloway..."

"What?"

"I've been informed that there's a bit of footage you need to see..." Nick says, motioning to the monitor nearest to them.

She blinks and looks.

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Scene switch to JC Stone.... in his ring gear already he's doing some stretching, limbering up for the show, then some shadow boxing as well.

After stepping away from the truck, it starts to drive off, with JC inside!

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Nick, after seeing this, is stepping back AWAY from Kaye now.

Kaye stares, her eyes glowing angrily and without another word, she leaves to find the Brothers.

Nick... actually looks relieved. "Well, it unfortunately seems that this match has a new problem to it, as JC Stone has been unceremoniously taken out... we can only wonder what this will mean..."

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Cut to another room... where The Undertaker, Kane, and Ariel have just seen what Kaye saw. Ariel sits on the table cross-legged, looking worried as Kane paces around. "DAMN THEM!" Kane growls, hitting a locker so hard it actually dents...!

"A'Nahl, Noctrah... Dothe'mir ti'envay..." Mark chants, sitting in lotus position... upside-down... floating. His eyelids flutter as American Bad Ass begins to conjur a dark aspect of himself...

Kane turns to face Taker. "Bro, what're you doing?"

"Inbred Boyz and Carrot Top want to play hardball," The Undertaker declares. "I'm going to give them exactly what they fear most..."

"No, wait..." Ariel looks up. "D-don't... you don't want to do that..."

"... Do you want to spend five minutes in that ring alone with them...?" Mark intones, not opening his eyes.

"I don't think bringing up the dark forces is the answer, Mark..." Kane says. "My counterpart had a point, to an extent... do you want to become a monster again?"

"I'm looking at two evils, little brother," Mark replies. "Right now, I'm deciding which of them is the lesser..."

Ariel cocks her head, then sighs. "... But is it really so important? I mean... you and Kane and Mommy... the three of you have enough power to handle Max and the Hardleyz, right?"

"Four on three isn't entirely fair though, kitten..." Kane reminds her.

"Let me finish this little conjuring," Mark says with deadly calm. "Then we'll have more than enough power to take care of Max and his freaks."

"... no, you..." Ariel sighs... then stands up on the table. "... it's okay... I'll take JC's place."

Mark's eyes flutter open, and he flips rightside up... and perfectly onto his feet. "I'm sorry?"

"Are you serious?" Kane looks to Ariel.

"I... I am..." Ariel says. "I can't run from these guys forever. I gotta take a stand! I can fight! Just give me a chance!"

"... No," Mark says. "I admire your bravery... but..."

"But nothing!" Ariel retorts. "I can do this! I've been trained by Mommy and RVD and Rey Rey! I'm not all that strong but I'm really fast!! Please, Uncle Mark! Uncle Kane!!" Ariel sighs. "... I'm done running and hiding... I gotta stand up to these guys. Like a great man once said... 'Enough is enough and it's time for a change!!'"

"Your momma's not gonna like this..." Mark mutters, and then goes back to his meditation.

"You're still gonna go through with that?" Kane asks Taker.

"I've started the spell," he answers. "It has to be finished... one way or another." He looks at Kane with a strange look in his eyes.

"..." Kane pauses... then nods softly.

"... What's going on?" Ariel asks.

"... Something that had to be done a long time ago, kitten..." Kane answers.

"Get her ready to fight, Kane," Mark intones. "Make sure she's safe until that match starts..."

Kane nods as Ariel hops up onto Kane's shoulder, sitting upon it on her hands and feet. "C'mon, Ariel... I'll give you some last minute pointers on these guys."

Ariel noddles as the two head out of the room.

You know you can't get rid of me, the voice glowers at Mark. I will not be separated from you--

"You know I'm strong enough now to kick you out," Mark whispers. "I have been for a long time."

I'll find SOMEONE, The voice taunts. Someone who will welcome me... someone who IS powerful enough to carry my voice as you once had...

"..." Mark's eyes open. "Goodbye, dark spirit. My family and I will win this.... on our terms..."

Megan: And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for an Extreme Rules Match that has serious repercussions for the future.

Akiko: Technology vs. Mysticism! Monster vs. Machine! Irresistible Force meets Immovable Object! And all that other clichéd stuff. John Smith of the nWo Classic faces Ryokami, in ANOTHER Extreme Rules match!

Megan: And this match, it's been stated, will settle the war at last.

"Fur Elise" Beethoven cues up now, as the crowd reaction is mixed.

Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will be held under Extreme Rules! Introducing first, representing the Classic version of the New World Order, standing 6'3" tall and weighing in at 231 pounds..."The Enforcer" JOHN SMITH!

Megan: Smith with his emotionless expression, all business as usual tonight. He sees this match as just another job to do.

Akiko: Hopefully that judgment by Smith won't affect his actions in this match.

Megan: Smith getting into the ring now, and has his game face on for...

Akiko: Um...Megan...look around...

The camera pans around the arena, which is shifting now to the Alternate...as a soft song and drum beat plays over the speakers. After a while, Ryokami makes his way out. He's...a little different than before. There's dried blood all over his body, and he's wearing a leather apron/skirt outfit with buckles on the front. His eyes are glowing red, and his heart and lungs...which are glowing...are seen under his ribcage. His head twitches erratically at random, and he almost seems to be smiling.

Smith orders the referee to ring the bell, then rushes Ryokami!

Smith rushes out of the ring, going to attack Ryokami without the match even getting into the ring. The two fighters battle each other on the stage for a bit, Ryokami's fighting style apparently more psychotic than usual. However, Smith's calm, cool, collective manner seems to be playing into his favor, as he analyzes Ryokami's style and starts countering it. He kicks Ryokami HARD in the jaw with a side-kick...and goes for the first cover of the match.

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Ryokami gets back up, apparently not hurt at all from the move. Smith ducks another shot by Ryokami, and grabs him in a T-Bone suplex, dropping Ryokami headfirst right on the metal stage. Ryokami rolls towards the backstage area now, and Smith doesn't mind following the skull-faced monster there.

The camera cuts to the backstage area, which has also been transformed into the Alternate, as we see Ryokami thrown into one of the bleeding walls by Smith hard. Smith goes to grab Ryokami to take him out even more, but suddenly, two strange creatures grab Smith, and hold him at bay. Ryokami grins, and punches Smith HARD in the gut with all of his strength, apparently damaging some internal circuitry inside of Smith. Ryokami grabs a body that is hanging from a ceiling, ripping it off in a bloody mess, and bashes Smith over the head with the lifeless form, sending him back. Hands sprout out from the walls now, holding Smith at bay, as Ryokami pulls a knife out from his hip pocket. He slices Smith right along the chest, causing the mechanical warrior to wince a bit...and surprisingly, he fights back, and headbutts Ryokami away. Smith continues to fight, and actually pulls away from the hands that sprout out from the walls, but the fighting allows him to get caught off guard as Ryokami blasts Smith with a hard clothesline that sends him face first into the floor. Ryokami goes for the cover now...

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Ryokami seems to just want to toy with Smith right now, grabbing some chains and locking up Smith's arms with them. He taunts Smith...but doesn't expect as Smith grabs Ryokami's head with a triangle choke while hanging from the chains, apparently trying to choke the consciousness right out of Ryokami to give him the win. Ryokami seems to be caught off guard by this, the Alternate setting faltering a bit at Smith keeps the move on him...but as the Alternate dissipates, so do the chains just long enough for Smith's arms to be freed. Ryokami grabs Smith before he can roll with the Triangle chokehold, and adjusts the move into a strange style standing Crab move...both Smith and Ryokami wrenching each other's bodies to try to get a clear cut advantage over each other. Smith finally lets go of the Triangle Choke, slipping out of Ryokami's grasp to make sure he's not broken in this match. Ryokami turns around, getting a palm strike right to the jaw for his troubles. Smith now does a multiple kick combination on Ryokami, going to end it with a jump kick to the face, but Ryokami ducks out of the way, and drops Smith onto the floor with a reverse DDT. As soon as Smith is down, Ryokami summons the powers of the alternate to grab Smith's body down again, as Ryokami grabs a sharp pole coated in blood. He aims it right for Smith's chest...apparently ready to strike down upon Smith with it, but Smith still manages to fight, avoiding Ryokami's attempts to try and deactivate him permanently. Ryokami gets angry now, putting a foot right on the throat of Smith, unaware that the cybernetic fighter has broken free of the Alternate-powered grasps...and Smith now wrenches Ryokami's ankle. He twists it to try and break it, in an Ankle Lock...but Ryokami's free leg kicks Smith away, into a jagged edge sticking out of the wall that goes right through Smith's stomach area. Smith's body starts to spark a bit...his form switching from humanoid to robot a bit similar to how the Alternate was shifting when Ryokami was drifting in and out of consciousness. Ryokami grins, grabbing Smith and slinging him over his shoulder, carrying him with ease back to the ringside area, where he tosses Smith with ease back into the ring. He's still carrying the sharp pole that he was trying to kill Smith with, and is about to get into the ring to finish the job...

When out of NOWHERE, the Lunatic Fringe comes out...and attacks RYOKAMI! Nexus, Grind, and Annette all start pummeling who we THOUGHT was their master, kicking and stomping away at the skull faced warrior, allowing for Smith to recover. Ryokami fights back, but the Fringe doesn't let up...as a strange Asian man suddenly comes from the back. The Fringe gets out of the way as the Asian man pulls out two handguns...and shoots Ryokami with them!

Megan: THE HELL? Who the hell is this guy? And what caused the Fringe to do that?

Akiko: Who knows, but those bullets seemed to have a positive effect on things! The arena is turning back to normal!

Megan: The Fringe rolling Ryokami back into the ring now...and Smith seems to have recovered enough...picking up Smith...HEARTBREAKER SPECIAL! The cover....

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Megan: John Smith has won the match, and the Fringe retreating...that Asian Man is laughing....

Akiko:...Megan, listen to that laugh. That laugh is almost exactly like the laugh of Ryokami!

Megan: How can that be? Unless that Ryokami is...

Akiko: Hold up...Paul Wight and David Flair are out here now...and they're grabbing Ryokami!

Wight and Smith both grab the beaten and wounded Ryokami, and Flair gives them marching orders.

Megan: Wight and Smith are dragging Ryokami to the outside of the arena now...what possible plan could they be having?

Akiko: With Flair, you NEVER know what he has planned. They're being quick about it...as Smith has no restraint now that the match is over!

Megan: They're outside...THE HELL?

Akiko: Either that's a rocket or one of Waters' dream girls' toys.

Megan: That is a rocket, and they're strapping Ryokami to the rocket! Flair waiting for them on the outside...and he slaps Ryokami's face.

The camera pulls in on Flair's face. "Hey Skull Boy...say hi to Mars for me!" he says, then the three nWo competitors run out of range of the rocket as it blasts off into the night sky, Ryokami's angry scream heard all the way...

We cut back to the crowd is still in stunned silence after the events of the last match, but that quickly changes to loud booing as "TNT" by AC/DC starts to play over the speaker system.

Capetta: Our next contest is an 8 Person Elimination Tables match! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 972 pounds... first, from Hardleyville: Bubba Matt, J-Von, and Ryan... THE HARDLEY BOYZ! And their partner, from Mars, Pennsylvania, "CRIMSON" MAX CONNELLY!

Akiko: BOO! BOO! YOU HACKS! YOU ALL SUCK! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Megan: Akiko showing her hatred for the competitors making their way out to the ring... and I don't blame her right now for the Hardleyz actions in the past.

Akiko: And plus those sickos actually wanna hurt pore little Ariel. What's wrong with them?

Megan: Well, they're not quite right in the head... but I'm more concerned about the man who's leading these men into battle. Max Connelly seems to be sick, but for the most part sane, and that makes him even more dangerous.

Akiko: They better get their asses handed to them...

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"DEAD MAN WALKING!"

The fans cheer loudly as "A Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" by Marilyn Manson and Sneaker Pimps starts playing. Three motorcycles come from the entryway... one have the Undertaker, one having Kane, and the last having Kaye and Ariel on them.

Capetta: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 946 pounds... the team of Kaye, Kane, Ariel Bridges... and THE UNDERTAKER!

Megan: Listen to the reaction by the capacity crowd for this team. Some fans would hate Undertaker and Kane, but here in EAW, they're loved.

Ariel: Who cares about Taker and Kane? It's my co-host Ariel that they have the love for! And she's showing no fear right now, going right into a lion's den with the Inbred Boys and Spike Head!

Megan: This is all because the Hardleyz took out JC Stone before the match even got underway, and now Ariel's gotta make a supreme sacrifice...

Akiko: Look at this, Ariel leaps from the bike and dropkicks Max in the face, then rolls out of the ring! We've started with a bang!

Max turns around to try and gets his hands on Ariel after recovering from her dropkick, but they get caught by the three Calloway siblings as they enter the ring. They quickly toss Ryan Hardley out of the ring before he gets a chance to do anything, and pair off with their opponents: Kaye with J-Von, Kane with Bubba Matt, and Undertaker with Max Connelly. They send the three of them off the ropes, and do a triple chokeslam combination move, sending Team Hardleyz on the floor to regroup. The referee tries to get some semblance of control, trying to get the match down to one member of each team in the ring at a time. Kaye starts things off for her team... while after some conferring, J-Von is the chosen one for the Hardley family and Max team. J-Von is slow to get in the ring, and Kaye has a look in her mis-matched eyes of a woman possessed. J-Von finally gets into the ring, and gets a clubbing forearm to the face by Kaye once he does. Kaye whips J-Von HARD into the corner, and blasts him with a clothesline that sends him into a sitting position. She then starts to stomp away at the black Hardley boy, using all of her 215 pounds to press down on his body. J-Von looks desperate to get out, and grabs the waist area of Kaye's tights, pulling at them and slipping out behind Kaye. Kaye turns around, and gets caught in the face by J-Von's tornado elbow... followed by a legdrop. He slides out of the ring, going to get the first table of the match, apparently wanting to get the sides into his team's favor early on. He gets back in and tags in Ryan Hardley, who seems to be ready to get the first elimination for his team. Kaye gets back up, and Ryan goes in to hit her with the Ryan Effect, but Kaye shows her great power and with ease flings Ryan off of herself, over the top rope, and all the way to the arena floor with a THUD. Kaye doesn't seem done yet as she slides out of the ring, grabbing the Hardley manager and business-head... but gets double teamed on the outside of the ring by Bubba Matt and J-Von Hardley, who pound away at Kaye on the outside of the ring. The Hot Pink Machine tries to fight back, but the numbers game, plus the referee preventing the rest of Kaye's team from going to help her, causes her to get beaten down enough to slump down. Bubba Matt and J-Von set up a table in the middle of the ring to finish off Kaye, as Ryan hefts her up and tosses her into the ring.

Megan: Ryan Hardley seeing the table now, and a smile coming over his face. Already in this match he sees a chance to get an advantage for his team.

Akiko: Come on Kaye, be smart for once in your career and realize where you are! Come on Kaye!

Megan: Ryan Hardley dragging Kaye on top of that table... it looks like he's going to try the Ryan Effect on that table... but Kaye is fighting back! Gets out of the Ryan Effect attempt...

Akiko: The Set up... and the BURNING RAIN! RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!

Capetta: Ryan Hardley has been eliminated!

As soon as the announcement is made, Max Connelly gets into the ring, and chops Kaye right in the neck as hard as he can, causing her to wince in pain, not fully recovered from going through the table herself while delivering the move. Connelly doesn't relent... and grabs Kaye's neck, snapping it back almost to her lower back as hard as he can. Kaye tries to retaliate, but Max makes the tag to Bubba Matt after jumping back a bit. The larger Hardley brother gets into the ring and splashes his weight right along the back of Kaye... then starts repeatedly dropping an elbow into the back of Kaye. By the third one though, Kaye moves out of the way, causing Bubba Matt to crash down, and makes the tag to Kane. When Bubba Matt gets back up to his feet, Kane drops him HARD with a bulldog that sends his face bouncing into the mat. Bubba Matt tries to get back up to his feet, but fails to do so as Kane was waiting to use a running neckbreaker! He adjusts his glove while Bubba Matt is down, and grabs him by the throat HARD! With ease, he lifts Bubba Matt up in the air, and flings him into the corner, where he puts his boot to the throat of the Hardley. This sets him up for a sneak attack though, as J-Von gets into the ring and punches him right between the legs, then slides back out of the ring. The Undertaker and Kaye try to inform the referee about what just happened, but the referee won't have it. Unbeknownst to him, however, Max and the Hardleyz triple attack Kane, then set him up for a spike piledriver, which connects HARD! J-Von and Max get out of the ring when the referee turns around, and go to get another table set up. Bubba Matt smiles, and sets up Kane for a powerbomb, attempting to toss him from in the ring through the table on the outside. What he DOESN'T expect, however, is that Ariel slides through, pushing the table out of the way. This hurts Kane as he lands on the floor, but at least it keeps him in the match. J-Von goes to give chase to Ariel, but she slips under the ring back to her side of the ring. Bubba Matt gets to the floor to re-position the table for Kane's elimination, but doesn't see behind him as Kane sits up and gets back up to his feet. Kane grabs Bubba Matt from behind and hits him with a stalling reverse suplex, dropping the near 300-pounder flat on his face. Kane sets the table back up, and looks ready to chokeslam Bubba Matt through it, grabbing the neck of Bubba. He gets him up in the air, but is stopped when J-Von comes up from behind him with a low blow. From there, a 4H (aka 3D) later, Kane goes through the table.

Capetta: Kane has been eliminated!

Megan: That's a shock right there... the Hardley family has probably taken out one of the biggest threats in this match in Kane... but you can bet the remaining Calloways are not happy.

Akiko: Neither is Kane... he's right back up now, and beating away at all three remaining members of Team Hardley in a rage!

Megan: Kane already eliminated from this match, but he doesn't give a damn! He's decimating all three members of the Crimson Knights single-handedly!

Akiko: And look who arrives JUST a bit late... the security force to try to get Kane away.

Megan: Kane has left his message here, but you can bet he's NOT happy about being eliminated from this match. Bubba Matt still the legal Hardley in this match though... and it looks like Kaye is getting back into the fray!

Akiko: Hmm, why is Undertaker just waiting on the apron right now though? He hasn't gotten into this match yet.

Megan: Kaye getting Bubba back onto his feet, locking him in an arm wrench... and THERE'S the tag to the Undertaker!

Akiko: OK, I spoke too soon!

Taker gets into the ring, and as soon as he does kicks Bubba Matt right in the armpit. He then wrenches the arm of the heavy Hardley... and grins, climbing up the ropes, before walking on them for his Old School Ropewalk. Instead of dropping an attack onto the arm though... Taker innovates, and rolls with the attack, into a side armbreaker on the way down! He gets up, and slams the arm of Bubba Matt into the mat, then blinks at seeing Ariel bouncing on the ropes like a mad-woman. Taker blinks, confused by seeing this, but the fans are cheering as loud as they can for Undertaker to make the tag.

Megan: I don't know if this is a wise thought by Ariel... she actually WANTS to get into this match now though.

Akiko: Hey, it's her choice! We may not agree with it, but it is HER choice!

Before Undertaker can make the tag though, J-Von, who was tagged in by Bubba Matt, comes into the ring and elbows Taker in the back of the head. He seems surprised when Taker just stands straight up, glaring down at the black Hardley brother. J-Von backs up a bit... apparently trying to get away... but the way he moves allows Max Connelly to reach into the ring and rake the eyes of Taker. J-Von tags out rather quickly, and Max Connelly seems rather eager to get into the ring and fight with the legend... and he starts by doing some mocking jabs to the face that for now just send Taker stumbling back a bit. Max starts to get a bit confident, as he kicks Taker right in the knee to knock him off his feet. Undertaker stands tall though, and goes to blast Max hard with a punch. Connelly gets knocked back... but when Taker goes for something else, Max drops down, and kicks Taker right between the legs in his nether-regions. Max rolls back onto his feet, and dropkicks Taker right in the face once he's recovered, knocking him down... before starting to kick at the back of the former Lord of Darkness. Connelly grins with a sick smile on his face, as he grabs at the legs and chin of Taker while having his head in Taker's lower back. Taker SCREAMS loudly in pain, however his long reach proves to be an advantage to him in this time. He reaches his arm out, and like before, and eager Ariel reaches out. However, THIS time, Ariel manages to get the tag... leaping over the top rope and dropkicking Max right in the back of the head when she gets into the ring. Max blinks in surprise as he turns around and stands up, getting kicked in the shin by Ariel. The young cat-girl uses this time to climb up to the top rope, and actually manages to catch Max off guard with a hurricanrana... using her momentum to pull Max back down onto his back. She is quick to get out though, tagging in Kaye once again, who has an evil grin on her face as she gets into the ring. Max, apparently not wanting to fight with Kaye right now, rolls back and tags back in Bubba Matt, who shows no fear of Kaye as he rushes into the ring like a bull Head First. It also shows little brains, as Kaye lifts up one of her legs and knocks him back down with a big boot. Taker, who had recovered when Ariel got into the ring, has a table slid into the ring for Kaye to use to eliminate yet another Hardley brother, which causes a smile to form on Kaye's face. She is ready to powerbomb Bubba Matt through the table, but Bubba manages to kick the table away before Kaye can drop him through it. Kaye sighs, going to set up the table again, but fails to notice that Bubba Matt has once again tagged in J-Von Hardley...

Megan: Kaye getting that table at it's sturdiest... but I don't think she realizes that Bubba Matt is no longer the legal participant in this match!

Akiko: KAYE! BUBBA MATT IS NO LONGER LEGAL!

Megan: J-Von getting into the ring as Bubba Matt gets brought back to his feet... grabbing Kaye... 4-H THROUGH THE TABLE!

Capetta: Kaye has been eliminated!

Kaye is quickly detained by security so she doesn't repeat the performance of her brother Kane earlier. It's now down to Undertaker and Ariel against the Hardley Boyz and Max. The Hardleyz are celebrating as Max slides in two more tables for the brothers, and the set them up, confident. Their confidence is short-lived however, as they turn around to a PISSED OFF Undertaker... who grabs them both by the throats and chokeslams them both through the tables!

Capetta: Bubba Matt Hardley and J-Von Hardley have been eliminated!

Akiko: HAH! Serves you morons right for getting too confident! You're OUT!

Megan: Now it's down to just Max Connelly against The Undertaker and Ariel... and I don't like Connelly's chances in this match.

Max Connelly blinks as he sees the Undertaker standing there, just chomping at the bit to get Max into the ring. Max doesn't seem to want to rush things right now, and takes his time... but doesn't get in the ring. The referee goes over to Max to yell at him for stalling, but from behind, the Hardley Brothers return... all three of them, and lay a beat down onto the Undertaker... ending it with a DEADLY looking Spike Piledriver in the middle of the ring. They escape, leaving a table in the ring, as Max FINALLY gets into the ring, leaving the referee unaware of anything that happened. Max walks over to Undertaker, picks up his prone form... and being simplistic this time, just slams him through the table!

Capetta: The Undertaker has been eliminated!

Megan: Well, this is a shocking turn of events here... Max Connelly cheating his way to getting the Undertaker eliminated, leaving only one more member of the team.

Akiko: And Connelly doesn't give a damn, he's going to punish the Undertaker some more! He's locking Undertaker in the Death by Torture right in the middle of the ring!

Megan: Someone stop this already, Undertaker has already been eliminated from this match, he should be allowed to go back to the back to recover!

Akiko: GO ARIEL! She's diving in the ring, and claws right in Max's face, in a way getting him off of the Undertaker!

Megan: This is a very dangerous situation right now for Ariel though, as she and Connelly are now the only two participants left in this contest. And with Max's personality, that's not a good thing.

Max Connelly rubs his now bleeding face as he gets back up to his feet, and gets caught as Ariel jumps to the tope rope and pulls him down with a facebuster, using his hair for leverage. She goes off the ropes to try something else, but Max grabs her and flings her into the corner hard. He seems to be growing tired of this now, and goes to set up another table... but before he can get it, The Undertaker comes back, and punches him right in the face as he gets too close to the ropes. Max rolls out of the ring, and goes to brawl with the Undertaker, leaving Ariel in the ring by herself. However, Ariel has recovered enough to slide out of the ring on the opposite side of where Max and Undertaker are battling, and reaches under to get a table of her own. Undertaker is taking the fight to Connelly, until The Hardleyz return to the ringside area to triple team him. They seem to be having the advantage, causing Max to slide back into the ring and just laugh, until from out of NOWHERE...

Megan: MY GOD! JC STONE IS BACK! Despite his injuries, if they're still around, he's PISSED OFF! And he's taking the fight to the Hardley Brothers!

Akiko: JC is back on the attack, and Max looks like someone just shaved his head bald!

Megan: But Max needs to worry more about the person he's supposed to be facing in the ring right now... Ariel is back up and has a table set up in the middle of the ring....

Akiko: Look at this! She grabs Max... REVERSE DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!

*DING, DING, DING!*

Capetta: Here is the sole survivor of this contest... ARIEL BRIDGES!

Megan: For the second time she appeared on a Pay Per View event, Ariel Bridges has won the match that she was in! And the fans are loving it!

Akiko: But probably what they're loving even more is that it's SAYONARA for the Hardley Boyz! You're gone, you assholes! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Megan: And now, Undertaker, JC, Kaye and Kane getting into the ring... it's time to celebrate! Ariel has done it for her team... and she wasn't even expected to be in this match in the first place!

In the ring, Ariel is lifted high on the shoulders of Undertaker and Kane, giggling at the cheering of the crowd before we fade out...

We cut to the backstage area, first just outside the nWo locker room. David Flair stands there in his ring attire, getting some last minute stretches in before he goes out there.

Cut to another part of the backstage area... where Stone Cold Steve Austin is adjusting his ring attire, making sure the tank-top is secured and such. He then walks down the halls, looking determined as hell.

Cut to the ringside area, where ring attendants are clearing the ring of table debris.

Megan: Well, it's been one wild ride after another tonight, and we still have two more matches to go.

Akiko: And this next one... well, I don't know how to call it, except brutal. For a shot at the EAW World Title... Stone Cold vs. David Flair, in a Hell in the Cell Strap match!

Megan: The rules for this match are kind of complicated, but both Flair and Austin agreed to them, and here's Gary Michael Capetta to explain them.

The attention goes now to the ring, where Capetta is standing.

Capetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Number One Contender's match! It is a special attraction Hell In The Cell Strap Match! The rules are as follows: Both competitors will fight until one obtains a pinfall or a submission. Then, the person who gained the fall must touch all four turnbuckles in succession to win the match. If the person who gets the fall is pulled onto his back or is forced to attack his opponent, the match will continue, and the process will begin again. The first person to gain a fall and touch all four turnbuckles will be the winner.

Megan: There's the rules right there... as easily explained as can possibly be. It's going to be a long and grueling night for both Austin and Flair to be sure.

Akiko: But it's for a good cause in their eyes... a shot at the gold belt.

Megan: The cell has been lowered now, set up, and we're about ready to get this battle started...

The film breaking effect starts up, and the screen starts to go black and white...

NEW WORLD ORDER!

"Superstar" by Saliva cues up now, and the crowd boos loudly as the nWo Classic leader comes out from the entryway, a leather strap around his wrist already, the longer, non attached end over his shoulder.

Capetta: Introducing first... representing the Classic side of the New World Order, from Charlotte, North Carolina... standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 225 pounds... DAVID FLAIR!

Megan: Flair seems like all business tonight, not even going with that extravagant entrance he had at Split Second.

Akiko: That's because this time he's not the champion... and he so wants it back.

Megan: Well, Flair doesn't like the fact that he has to be in the cell, but he has that strap on hand to show he's not going to back down.

Akiko: I know from personal experience he doesn't back down from a major challenge... so this should be interesting to see what happens...

As soon as Flair enters the ring...

*KRAAAA-AAAASH!*

"Glass Shatters" cues up to a THUNDEROUS reaction, as the Texas Rattlesnake makes his way out.

Capetta: And his opponent, from Victoria, Texas, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 241 pounds... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Megan: Austin getting a TREMENDOUS reaction here as he comes out, and the look in his eyes tells the whole story right here.

Akiko: Austin wants David's ass as a trophy on his wall, and he'll do whatever it takes to get it!

Megan: Austin entering the cell now... and Flair doesn't even wait for the bell, attacking Austin with that strap!

Flair starts off by repeatedly whipping Austin before he even gets into the ring, showing no mercy for the Texan. He wraps the strap around Austin's neck, and flings him into the ring by the strap, then goes to attach the other end of the strap to Austin's wrist. As he does, however, Austin manages to kick Flair right in the gut, knocking him back off the ropes. Austin gets back up to his feet now, and starts slugging away at Flair, showing his rage for the way that the match started out. He grabs David by the head and flings him into the corner HARD, then clotheslines him into the corner, causing Flair to fall onto his ass in a sitting position. Austin takes this opportunity to start stomping away at the cocky nWo Leader's face. He steps away a bit with a smirk on his face, and yanks with his writs, pulling Flair back up to his feet. Austin goes to kick, going for an early stunner, but Flair out-smarts Austin, going down when Austin gets the leg up, and slides between Austin's legs, pulling him into a quick roll-up!

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Akiko: David Flair gets the first fall of the match! And look at him run to the corners already!

Megan: David trying to pull a fast one on Austin early on in this match, but there's no way you're going to beat Austin that easily. Austin is now back up, and pulls David onto his back with that strap.

Austin starts to stomp away at David again... and follows up with a drop of an elbow right into the face of Flair. Austin goes for a cover, but only gets a two count from it. Austin seems determined though, and pulls Flair back up to his feet, and tosses him over the top rope, hanging him by his wrist. Austin approaches Flair... but Flair shows great flexibility and agility as he pulls himself up... grabbing Austin's head with his legs, and hurricanranas him out of the ring. Flair lands on the floor, reaching under the ring for something to use against Austin... and finds a shovel, of all things. He shrugs, and goes over to Austin as he gets up... setting up the shovel on Austin's face, and drops him with a reverse Russian leg-sweep so Austin's face lands right onto the metal part of the shovel... busting Austin wide open. Flair seems to enjoy seeing Austin's blood come out from his face, and sets up Austin onto his feet again, and dropkicks him right in the back of the head, making sure his face lands right into the cell. Flair follows this up with an attempted clothesline, but Austin manages to move out of the way, and causes Flair to smash hard into the steel. Austin takes this opportunity to unleash more punishment on Flair, repeatedly ramming his head into the post that holds the cell together. Soon, Flair's face is busted open as bad, if not worse, than Austin's is. Austin tosses Flair back into the ring, following afterwards... and blinks when Flair gets on his knees, holding up his hands in a "Please Don't Kill Me" gesture, like his father before him. Austin doesn't take the request, as he repeats the favor that Flair did to him earlier with the strap, whipping away at Flair's busted face. Flair is knocked down after a bit, and Austin goes for a cover.

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Austin seems to be vindictive about this though, and pulls Flair away from the ropes, going to put him in an STF. Flair fights like mad though... and in desperation, hits Austin with a low blow. Flair backs up a bit to try and recover, before grabbing Austin's leg and driving his knee repeatedly into it. Austin SCREAMS out in pain now, even with the healing by Aerith, his legs being a weak point in his body. Flair takes the slack part of the strap, wraps it around Austin's leg, and leaps over the top rope with the strap on Austin's leg, stretching it very near to its breaking point. Flair holds that, and goes under the ring to grab another weapon, this time managing to snag a Trash Can from under the ring. Flair slides it into the ring, ready to do SOMETHING to Austin with it... however, Austin fights through the pain in his legs, and catches Flair into a spinebuster right on the trash can. Austin goes for another cover...

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Megan: Stone Cold has gotten the second fall of this match, and if this were an Iron Man Match, the score would be even now.

Akiko: It's not though, and Austin has to go to the four corners to win this thing!

Megan: With David Flair's target of Austin's legs, Austin is having some trouble getting back up to his feet now, and even more trouble walking. But he's working to get to the corners... there's the first one. Austin hobbling... Flair starting to stir...

Akiko: Flair grabbing that trash-can he was on as Austin touches the second turnbuckle... and just jams it right into the back of Austin's leg! Austin's back on his back, and we've still got a match here!

Flair holds his back a bit... trying to rub out the soreness as he gets back up to his feet, glaring down at the prone form of Steve Austin on the mat. Flair spits on Austin as he walks over to him... but that seems to have a rejuvenating effect... as Austin starts to punch away as Flair approaches. Austin uses Flair's body to get himself back up onto his feet, and grabs him with a DDT, dropping Flair's head straight down into the mat. Stone Cold is too out of it to make the cover though, as is David Flair to start recovering from the move. The referee is unsure what to do, and just checks on the condition of both athletes.

Soon, however, Austin starts to stir... his leg still sore from the work that Flair did to it earlier on in the contest. He manages to fight back up to his feet however, visibly limping from the pain that he's feeling. He gingerly goes out of the ring, reaching under it, and pulling out a steel chair... almost having the same look on his face that he did back at WrestleMania 17. He gets into the ring, and raises his chair to start beating on Flair... but out of desperation Flair kips-up... dropkicking the chair right into Austin's face. Austin falls back, and hits his head on a section of the trash can that wasn't dented. Flair is back on his feet after that, but not for long... falling on top of Austin with a headbutt. His head is the only thing covering Austin right now... and the referee goes down to count!

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Flair doesn't even seem to be aware that he almost got a pin over Austin, as she just pushes off the Texan to get back up onto his feet. He stumbles a bit, falling into the nearest corner as he does so, showing that he's not totally recovered from the moves that Austin has given him. Austin is still mostly out of it though, the only sign of life he's showing right now is being able to roll onto his stomach. Flair rolls out of the ring, and pulls on the strap to pull Austin on Austin... pulling him to the corner in a wishbone position. The crowd oohs at this, as Flair puts Austin in the Figure Four in the corner, stretching Austin's legs to the limit! Austin is SCREAMING like crazy now... blood dripping from his face as he's held in the move tightly. Flair doesn't seem to want to let up... and Austin is quickly losing consciousness. The referee makes a judgment call, and states that Austin has passed out, counting as another fall for Flair.

Megan: I can't believe that Flair has gotten this far in the match thus far... and he's gotten ANOTHER fall on Austin now.

Akiko: I know personally the toughness of David Flair, and can't say that this is that surprising. Flair getting into the ring now, and it's almost academic now that he's going to win this match.

Megan: Don't count Austin out just yet though. Flair fighting... touching the first corner... and fighting to get to the next one now. He has to drag Austin's seemingly unconscious body out of that corner...

Akiko: He'll be in good shape if he wins, but if Austin pulls him down, this is going to take a lot out of Flair.

Megan: Flair has touched the second turnbuckle now... and is quickly approaching the third. Reaching for it, and he gets it.

Akiko: One more buckle and Flair has become the new Number One Contender!

Megan: David reaching for it... but Austin recovering... and in desperation yanks HARD on the strap that binds them. Flair is back on his back now, and this match is STILL underway!

Austin makes a desperate dive over to cover Flair, but Flair gets his shoulder up off the mat before a count can even be put down. Austin pushes up off of Flair's body, struggling to get back to his feet once again. Austin grabs the chair from earlier... and uses it almost as a crutch to get back up to his feet now. Hobbling over to Flair... he sets it on Flair's back... and using his good leg, stomps right onto the chair, driving the metal part into Flair's back. Austin pants a bit more... turning Flair over for a cover.

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Megan: Amazing endurance by Steve Austin there! Austin has gotten another fall on Flair now... and another chance to get the win in this match.

Akiko: And look at Austin play it smart! He's using that chair to hold himself up, so he can walk a little easier to the four corners!

Megan: Austin's touched one already, moving in... and touches the second one now. He's going for the third... but Flair is getting back up... shakily though.

Akiko: Flair's gotten his second wind it looks like! And he runs in front of Austin... LEGEND'S FALL!

Megan: Austin on his back now... but Flair not going for the Legendary End? What's this about?

Akiko: I don't know what's going through Flair's mind right now... but he's going under the ring again... and pulls SOMETHING out. He's hiding it so we can't see...

Megan: ... it's a Staple Gun! He's stapling Austin down onto the mat.

Akiko: VERY smart move! He's stapling Austin by his clothing to the mat, and preventing him from getting up!

Megan: Flair not stapling Austin's leg though... and is locking him in the Legendary end while Austin is stapled onto the mat! He's wrenching away at that move now, and Austin can't fight out of it!

Akiko: Austin's shoulder JUST enough off the mat right now so it's not a pin, but I don't know how long THAT can last. Flair's trying to damn near break Austin's leg with that Legendary End!

Megan: Austin will not tap out though... he's showing his endurance right here... but it's fading fast for the Texas Rattlesnake!

Akiko: Austin's going glassy-eyed! And his shoulders are down!

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Megan: David Flair has another fall on Austin... and there's nothing stopping him now from going to the four corners to obtain the victory!

Akiko: I have to give it to him, Flair played this match smart! And now it looks like his plan is going to pay off, as he goes to the corners.

Megan: Flair touches one corner now... using the ropes for support... and that makes two corners. Flair reaching now... and he's gotten three! It's almost academic!

Akiko: Austin's conciousness has returned... he sees Flair about to win... struggling... THE HELL?

Megan: AUSTIN'S BACK UP! AND LOOK, HE'S WEARING HIS OLD RING ATTIRE UNDER THE OUTFIT HE WAS WEARING!

Akiko: The crowd has gone NUTS in here, and now Flair turning around slowly to see what's going on... and gets pulled right into Austin...

Megan: LOU THESZ PRESS by Stone Cold! And he's punching away at Flair's face... this is like the Steve Austin of old! Off the ropes, and an elbow drop right into the face of Flair!

Akiko: And you know what that usually means! It's almost Stunner City for Mr. Flair!

Megan: Austin waiting, ignoring the pain in his body right now... he's so close to victory he can almost taste it! Flair back up to his feet... STUNNER!

Akiko: Flair too close to the ropes, is still on his feet! SECOND STUNNER, BUT HE'S STILL UP THANKS TO THE ROPES!

Megan: Not for much longer... A THIRD STUNNER! DAVID FLAIR IS DOWN! AUSTIN COVERS!

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Megan: Austin gets the cover... and look at him roll right back to his feet, diving for that first corner. The fans are urging Austin on to get the win now, and it looks like Flair is out cold!

Akiko: Austin walking... as best he can with the damage his legs have taken... and to the second corner. He hops over... and the third corner.

Megan: Austin moving... Flair recovering... Flair trying to pull Austin back... BUT TOO LATE! AUSTIN TOUCHED THE FOURTH CORNER!

*DING, DING, DING!*

Capetta: Here is your winner, and the NEW Number One Contender... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Megan: Austin did it! He won despite everything Flair threw at him! Austin is now going to face the World Champion at a future date!

Akiko: That cell being quickly raised now as Austin celebrates the victory, the fans cheering at the top of their lungs!

Megan: And the story on David's face is one of complete frustration as the strap is undone. He almost had it... but not today for Flair!

Akiko: And it's time for Austin to drink up to his victory... he's barely able to stand, but he's going to celebra...

Megan: Wait a second... Flair caught one of the beers of Austin... this doesn't look like a good sign.

The two battered warriors stand face to face in the middle of the ring, blood dripping from their faces, mixed with sweat. Flair reluctantly lifts the can to Austin, and toasts him.

Megan: A rare show of respect by David Flair to Steve Austin... Flair has acknowledged Austin as the better man today.

Akiko: There's something I thought I'd never see... but I guess Flair shouldn't be...

Megan: WAIT A MINUTE! FLAIR JUST CLIPPED AUSTIN FROM BEHIND! DAMNIT, THE MATCH IS OVER!

Akiko: Shit, this doesn't look good. Flair has Austin... in the Legendary End once again!

Megan: The referee trying to get Flair off of Austin now... Austin SCREAMING in pain once again! Flair has a psychotic look on his face... and sees the refere...

Akiko: Well, at least he let go of the Legendary End on Austin... he's glaring at the refere... HE DECKS THE REFEREE!

Megan: Now David Flair putting the referee in the Legendary End! David Flair has snapped, and ruined Austin's moment of celebration! Officials out here to stop this... and Flair quickly gets out of the ring!

The camera goes close-up on David's insane looking face, where a sick smile sits. "That's what you get, for not respecting the Superior Talent!" he says psychotically as the camera fades out.

Megan: Well, we've had a wild night but it's just about time to get even wilder. Coming up is a match that's been on the burner for a long time. There's been alot of speculation about this match... who'll win... how will they win... will they still be a couple?

Akiko: Will they end up looking for other people for their nookie...

Megan: ... what? I dont' think it'll be that far.

Akiko: If they get a divorce it might. Let's hope not.

Suddenly, "A.F.U. (Naturally Wired)" cues up and after a few blasts of pyro, Michael Connelly appears at the stage. he smirks to the crowd and makes his way to the ring, looking very confident.

Akiko: Ah... a new theme, performed by his own backup band, AKA my house band. ^_^

Megan: He's certainly making it big today. He's certain he'll win, you can see with his swagger.

Akiko: Hey, it's a positive attitude. If you slump to the ring, all depressed and figuring you'll lose, you will.

Megan: I guess you do have a point. But here comes our champion.

"Learn to Crawl" by Black Lab cues up and Oseiko appears at the stage. She has her belt around her waist and smiles to the crowd, waving and blowing kisses, but then her eyes settle on Mikey in the ring and she begins to head down.

Megan: And here comes the fan favorite for the match. Oseiko has alot to prove.

Akiko: Yeah, though I think Mikey's got it in the back.

Megan: Why is it that you're so against Oseiko.

Akiko: I'm not.. but as it is, this title does not suit Oseiko and I think maybe she'd be alot happier and better off without it, and Mikey would make a WAY better champion.

Megan: Well, I can't say I agree, but we'll see soon, won't we....

CHAMPIONSHIP
"Code Red" Michael Connelly vs. Oseiko (c)

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As the match begins, the two circle around, sizing each other up. Mikey's got a bit of a smirk on his face and Oseiko looks very confident.

Megan: They're ready for this match. This has been building up forever. And now, they're not rushing into anything.

Akiko: Yeah, look at them, their eyes all over each other. They're staring with intensity... passion... fire. And only one thing is on their mind right now...

Megan: Right... ending this and being named Champion.

Akiko: Actually, I was gonna say 'It's been too long! I need a lay!!!'

Megan: ...... Oseiko making the first move. Fakes in and goes for a spinning Wheel Kick, Mikey ducks and she rolls back up to her feet. he catches her and sends her to the ropes. He catches her for a belly to belly... Oseiko lands on her feet and they turn, Oseiko with a gut kick and and looking to go for some kind of Rocker Dropper, with the leg across the back of his neck... but he holds his ground and lifts up, pitching her off. She just flips and lands on her feet.

Akiko: some stiff kicks there at Mikey, Oseiko using some of that martial arts, but Mikey no sloucher when it comes to that stuff, blocking with his arms and catching one and scisoring her supporting leg for a takedown. He wrestles around to grab her by the back while she's on her stomach, but she rolls and he's on the bottom, he kicks her off and they're to their feet again, staring.

Megan: Listen to that crowd! And what a set of moves to kick this off. Michaels loving it, but he's not taking his eyes of Oseiko. Oseiko herself is a mask of determination.

Akiko: Oseiko can be kindof a stick in the mud, but I think this time, she really needs to just keep that stick as deep in th emud as she can get if she wants to win this.

They lock up and Mikey shoots Oseiko hard to the ropes. Momentum sends her over, but she hangs on. He goes off the opposite ropes and dropkicks her as she stands on the apron, sending her flying off and into the barrier.

Megan: She's holding onto her face. I think she hit her jaw into the barrier. And what's Atlantis doing?

Akiko: Atlantis is checking on Oseiko. That's good sportsmanship. Look, she's taking a close look at Oseiko's busted lip. That's classy.

Megan: Huh... I gues... What?! Atlantis was standing in front of Oseiko, checking on her, Oseiko was dazed... and suddenly she sidesteps out of the way as Mikey comes flying off the ropes in an Asai Moonsault, crashing into Oseiko! Atlantis wasn't chekcing on her, she was setting her up!

Akiko: Oh come on, Megan! You think Atlantis would do that? Mikey said he wasn't going to cheat, but he cant' help if Oseiko was in the perfect position for a perfectly legal attack! It's a good thing Atlantis saw him.. she mighta got nailed.

Megan: Right... Atlantis knew nothing about it.... yeesh... Oh and this is nice, Michael whipping Oseiko into the steps.

Akiko: Totally legal. He's not picking them up to smash her with them. The steps are a part of the ring... you can whipe people into parts of the ring. that includes, ropes, turnbuckles, steps, and barrier. But the ref's getting close to a 7 count... Mikey rolling Oseiko back in.

Mikey hops in after her and stomps on Oseiko a bit before lifting her up and delivering a T-bone suplex.

Megan: Michael seems to be dominating this match up. It really doens't look good for Oseiko. She's getting up and he's just kicking her back down. A few martial arts style kicks and a whip to the ropes. He catches her on the way back with a roll up.

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Akiko struggles up and Mikey starts to pull her back up... but Oseiko shoves him away. In his loss of balance, she shoots forward with a hard kick to the face. Mikey goes down and Oseiko hops up to the top ropes...

Akiko: A 450 Spla-- OH!! She botched it, landing on her face!! Mikey rolling out of the way! Why would she try somthing like that!

Megan: It didnt' work at all for her... but wait, Mikey going for a whip, but counters by Oseiko! Connelly flipping out on th eoutside! He's getting up, groggilly... Oseiko going off the opposite ropes and a Top Rope Springboard Suicida!!

Akiko: OOUCH! Damn!! Atlantis just pushed Mikey out of the way and took the full force of Oseiko's move! Oseiko showing some compassion and looks a little worried about Atlantis. I don't think Connelly knows.. he's stumbling to the apron and rolls in. Oseiko leaving Atlantis and folling him in. They're both to their feet and Mikey's turning to face him... and a kick to Mikey's head! Careful, Oseiko! You dont' want him to have a Headache tonight do you? ^__-

Oseiko pulls Mikey back up and whips him into a corner. She takes a step back and runs at him with a springboard back elbow, followed up with a face crusher. She walks to his prone form, stalking close and goes to grab his feet for the Kumo no Amimono... but Mikey comes back to life, scisoring her legs with his and taking her down. He grabs her ina tieup when she's on her knees and they struggle. He wins the battle, as he hooks her arms and fom the tieup, lifts her up and over in a suplex.

Megan: And Michael stomping on Oseiko's knees now, wearing them down.. a leg lock. though does it really do any good? Later in the match when he might use some sort of move on her, they'll just be healed.

Akiko: Almost isn't fair, if you ask me.

Megan: Well, I'm not. I thought you and Oseiko were friends, anyway.

Akiko: We are, but so is Mikey. So, I'm being unbiased.

Megan: you seem pretyt pro-Michael to me... What's this now? Oseiko on her stomach, starting to get up and Michael's standing over her back... and stmping down, his butt to the small of her back, sending he rback to the mat. Looks just like the precurser to Iron Sheik's Camel Clutch... and he's reaching down to her arms... WHAT?! He's giving her underarms a tickle!? I thought he wasn't going to tickle her!

Akiko: Weeeell... ^_^ Accually it was her feet. He promised not to do anything to her feet because they are her weakness. That's normal little tickle.

Megan: Either way, Oseiko with a sudden outburst of giggles, though her face shows frustration and annoyance... Wait! She rols on her back and lifts her knee...!! Just stops short of his crotch!

Akiko: Hey! She's not allowed to attack that...

Megan: Weeeelll... ^_- she DIDN'T attack it. She stopped herself.

Akiko: Hey, are you mocking me?

Megan: Nnnnooooo! Why would I do Thaaaat.... And Mikey's eyes are wide, as he's doubled over, having expected the worse.. and Oseiko with a palm strike to his face, sends him on his back. She kippups and she's on him with a Fujiwara Armbar, wrenching it tight.

Oseiko grabs Mikey and starts to put him into an Indian Leglock. He fights it and gets to his feet, about to use a Liontamer, himself... but she kicks him away and kippups to her feet again. She attacks him with a series of kicks to the head, midsection and side. He does down and she grabs his legs.... he kicks her away now, getting ot his feet. She runs at him but he dodges and counters it into a whip to the turnbuckle. With Oseiko in the turnbuckle, Mikey lays into her with three middle kicks to her abdomen and then a spinning back kick to her face which has her rocking but before she fall sout of the turnbuckle, he steadies her and climbs up, going for a Frankensteiner.

Megan: The pace is really quickening up here and... What's she doing?! Atlantis is up on the apron, removing the turnbuckle pad... I don't think anyone sees her.. Mikey, the ref or Oseiko! Mkey and Oseiko are up and struggling in a tieup... and Oseiko whips Mikey into that exposed turnbuckle!!!

Akiko can't help but snicker: Man... look at Atlantis' face. Now she's worried. :P

Megan: Serves her right, doing that. Mikey's down and Oseiko going up top!

Akiko: She's a little shakey... and so far every high flying move she's done has led to catastrophe.

Megan: Well third times the charm!! Oseiko with a beautiful Shooting Star Press, this time connecting with Mikey as she goes for the pin!

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Thr--- Michael kicks out!

Akiko: That was close! We almost had a new champion, all thanks to Atlantis.... I bet Mikey would be thrilled with her later on. :P

Connelly starts to his feel, groggilly and Oseiko takes him back down with an armdrag and keeping hold on the arm into an arm wrench. After some struggle by Mikey, she lets go, shooting herself against the ropes and into a Rolling Thunder. She measures him up as he's getting up and she grabs his arm.

Megan: She's wrenching that arm, wringing it around a few times... And holding onto that arm, delieering some consecutive kicks to his sternum... and then an acrobatic flip, adding one more hard wrench to that arm as she lands on the other side of his arm and sending a back kick to his head.

He stumbles forward in pain, holding his shoulder. She goes after him and puts on a Rolling Butterfly Lock, wrenching that shoulder and arm even more. He struggles in pain, but is refusing to give up. After about 30 seconds in the move, she lets go and he staggers up to his feet at the ropes. She goes for a running Dropkick, but he dodges, grabbing her feet and sending her crashing down onto her side. He still has one of her feet and drops a pair of consecutive elbows on her knee. then on a third drop, he locks her leg into a leglock for a bit, wrenching hard.

When he lets go, Oseiko's holding her knee in pain. But Mikey pulls her up...

Akiko: WILDBOMB!! MUTHA-*bleep*ING WILDBOMB!!Meganhook her arms on his legs... he's straightening up and leaning back! That looks excruciating!!!

Akiko: I've been waiting to see this move! He told me all about it. It's the... Condition Critical!! THE CONDITION CRITICAL, MEGAN!! MAH GAWD!! THE CONDITION CRITICAL THE CONDITION CRITICAL THE CONDITION CRITICAL!!!!

Megan: Jeez! Someone needs to put you on Ritalin.

Akiko: Already taking your Witchdoctor, Adult ADD drugs, thank you. :P! But look! Oseiko looks like she can't take it! The ref is checking on her... man, she just won't give up!! It's been about a minute... maybe two now!

Megan: And Mikey letting her go finally. She looks bad... Healing Factor or no, that really hit her hard.... She's wobbling to her feet... and whats this?! Michael setting her up... A Running SUDDEN IMPACT!! SHE'S JUST BEEN PLANTED!!! HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER!!

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Winner, and New EAW World Champion: Michael Connelly!!!

Megan: He did it!! He beat her! And more or less fair and square!! We have a new Champion!

Akiko: I had a feeling he could do it... but I bet Oseiko's not happy... Look at her... she's devestated and... she's leaving? Come on, Oseiko.

Megan: No wait, she's getting the World Title and getting in the ring with it. Of course, she's full of honor and knows that Michael won it. She's looking in his eyes... and they smile. She's putting it on him.

They look at each other for a minute... and then hug tightly, kissing passionatly. The crowd goes wild.

Akiko: Ugh! It's Al and Tipper all over again! :P Just swallow her face, willya? :P

Mikey soon pulls away and calls for a mic. "Well, before Oseiko and I go out to celebrate and... get to know each other again..."

Akiko: You mean l--

"Quiet, Akiko... you know how I meant that." Mikey says with a smirk.

Akiko: How do he know!? O_o

"Anyway, I think everyone here is expecting to find out that surprise I was talking about... well, how about a little In Ring celebration!"

HOOOOOOOWWWLLL!!!!

"Bombtrack" by Rage Against the Machine cues up and the audience is broken between a stunned gasp and cheers. Oseiko herself looks shocked as Glenda, Akira, Honey, and Bullwhip make their way out. They head down toward the ring and slide in facing Oseiko and Mikey. Then... Mikey and Glenda shake hands.

Oseiko still looks stunned as the Pack gathers around Mikey, patting his back, hugging him and such. They slip a shirt on him. then Glenda and Bullwhip hoist him up on their shoulders and everyone sees it's the new Wolfpack shirt!

Megan: Michael Connelly has joined the Wolfpack?!

Akiko: Damn! :P Neat...

Megan: Neat? Maybe, but look at Oseiko! She doesn't know what to think! We leave you with a new champion... who's now in the Wolfpack! What will this mean in the little inside battles we've been seeing between Classic and Wolfpack! Surely this is a big win for the Underdogs! And what will Oseiko have to say about it!?

Akiko: And what about Chad and his love for Barbara's illigitimate siamese twin.... Next week in Days of Our Lives. See ya later! And Cahm see my Moooovie!!

Megan: Folks we are out of time!

The camera fades on the image of the Wolfpack celebrating and Oseiko's shocked expression.