A salvo of fireworks goes off after the opening occurs, the jam-packed arena cheering loudly as the show begins. The crowd shows their support for the nWo (well, the majority of them) with many pro nWo signs in the crowd.

Signs include "THIS IS FLAIR COUNTRY!", "RED OR WHITE, IT'S ALL GOOD AND RIGHT!", "Give me nWo...the TRUE ring rulers!", "Oseiko Is A Paper Champion!", "Michael...PLEASE JOIN NWO CLASSIC!", "KANE IS A MONSTER!" "WE STILL LOVE YOU, OSEIKO!" (which a few nWo fans throw trash at), "GRIND ATE MY FAMILY!" "I LOVE DEAD PEOPLE!", "Bah Gawd, Please Let Test Win At Unforgiven! --Held up by JR-look-alike., and the ever popular "nWo 4-Life!" sign!

BG: From Greenville, North Carolina, we are live for action!

Monoka: What she means to say, we're live for nWo Extreme Zone! And we're live for the nWo to show their dominance in this business once again.

BG: The Triple Crown Championship is on the line tonight, with Paul Wight challenging X, with special referee Honky Tonk Man!

Monoka: And also, the Tag Champs will show their dominance against not one, but TWO tag teams tonight!

BG: Plus, the war between the nWo and the Lunatic Fringe continues, as John Smith goes up against Nexus!

Monoka: But best of all, in the main event, Michael Connelly and David Flair TEAM UP! The Dawning Legend and the Legend Killer align themselves to take out Oseiko and Steve Austin!

BG: But first, we've got a match that actually doesn't involve the nWo...

"TNT" by AC/DC begins to play, as "Crimson" Max Connelly comes out from the back, and heads right for the ring, looking eager to fight.

BG: Our opening bout...well, it is scheduled to be for one fall and under normal rules, but I don't know if that's exactly how it will go down.

Monoka: Right, because Max Connelly is--

BG: A sick, sadistic son of a bitch?

Monoka: Well, since he wouldn't really take offense to that description, yeah. Plus there's his opponent--a creature like that...I think hir more violent nature may shine through here.

BG: I don't know if shi even has a "more violent nature," but the referee may have a difficult time containing this match, and will likely have to decide whether to let this go or enforce the rules strictly.

"Faith of the Heart" by Russel Watson cues up.

BG: His opponent is a popular former People's Champion, but has been unable to compete due to personal problems.

Monoka: Yeah--not only that, but shi and Erica have stopped gettin' it on in freaky and unnatural ways that even YOU would find kinky.

BG: Ehhh, you'd be surprised Monoka--I'm pretty certain Max ain't a submissive, though.

Derek gets booed by the fans, but looks as if something else is making her upset and nervous, climbing into the ring without taking hir eyes off Max, who stretches casually in the corner.

*ding, ding*

As the bell rings, Max charges at Derek, who ducks between his legs, kangaroo kicking Max in the back. Max takes the offensive, but Derek manages to avoid his charges, utilizing hir flexibility and speed to keep hir distance and using hit and run attacks on Max, and ends up hitting a springboard dropkick on Max to put him on the mat.

Derek turns her back to climb the top rope and pose, but Max gets up, powerbombing her out of the corner, and goes to the apron, hitting hir with the Gun Down, covering for a one count.

Max uses some multiple vertical suplexes to wear out Derek, and bends hir over the knee with a tilt a whirl backbreaker! Max mounts her and pummels hir with kidney punches, and powerbombs hir into the turnbuckle. He covers for 2, but Derek fights out.

Max drags Derek outside, and the two begin brawling out near the fans. Max hits a DDT and separates a piece of the guardrail, laying on the floor. He attempts a Spinebuster onto the metal railing, but Derek counters with headbutts to Max, DDTing him onto the railing instead!

The referee lets the fight continue rather than opting for a count out or DQ, but urges them to return to the ring. Derek rolls Max in, covering for a two, but Max kicks out, grabbing Derek by the throat, and throwing her down to the mat in a blatant choke. A body scissors reverses the position, and Derek with a headscissors on Max. Max slips free, jacknifing over for a 2.

Kickout by Derek, and shi tries to roll out of the ring. Max grabs hir leg, but gets swiftly kicked with the other one. Derek gets up, and whips Max to the ropes, catching him with a Hurracanrana. Max back up, whip to the corner, and Derek hits a barrage of kicks on him, then grabs him by the neck, hitting a Tornado DDT after leaping off the top rope.

Cover by Derek, long 2, and kickout. Derek continues to work on the neck with a pair of neckbreakers, a snapmare, and sleeper-style hold looking dangerously close to a choke.

Max fights his way free slowly, and elbows Derek off him, leveling hir with a clothesline. He picks hir up, hooking hir arms, and drops hir with the SPINAL CRACKER, the impact looking like it could paralyze almost any normal person...

The crowd begins booing, and Max looks around confused--

The Undertaker has come out, wheeling in two wheelchairs to the stage area. Strapped to these wheelchairs two figures; their features hidden behind "elephant-man" type hoods--naked except for boxers. Taker taunts Max with an evil smile...splashing some gasoline on each of them.

Max covers Derek, getting one, two--but Derek flips over, getting on top of Max, and getting two hirself, but Max kicks out.

Derek gets up, hiptossing Max twice, and uses the Tenchi Armageddon Wind Slash Technique on him, knocking him him into the turnbuckle. Derek charges in for a monkey flip, but Max counters with an inverted Atomic Drop, then follows up with the Electrocution.

Taker signals to Max to get his attention, and seems to be whistling "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain" as he paces around the two figures, splashing more of the gasoline on the two. Max goes to the top rope to try to finish off Derek, but Derek rolls out of the Hit and Run attempt. Derek kippups, then goes up top, hitting a top rope headbutt on Max, then hooks both legs, getting a one...two...THREE!

Derek gets up, dancing a bit in victory. Taker shakes his head, and lights a pack of matches...

BG: RYAN HARDLEY!--CRASH HOLLY!!--attacking from the backstage area!!

Monoka: GOOD..it's high time someone stopped that psycho before he BBQed the poor Hardleyz!!

BG: Well, it wouldn't be TOO much different than what was done to him.

Crash and Ryan use steel chairs to double team Taker, then free the two figures, who are indeed J-Von and Bubba-Matt Hardley.

The three Hardleys leave together, but Crash stays, about to get in one last chairshot to Taker--but he grabs the chair before it comes down...

Monoka: Uh oh...

BG: Taker yanking the chair from Crash's grip, and unloading those soupbones on Crash as he rises to his feet!!

Taker grabs Crash by the throat, intending on chokeslamming him--but then changes his mind--releasing him. Crash looks terrified but goes to turn tail and run. Then Taker grabs him by the waist of his trunks!! Pulling him around, Taker picks up Crash, Last Riding him onto the wheelchairs, which collapse from the impact!!

Derek has already left the ring when we cut back, and Max is trying to retreat...Taker sees him, points to himself and then Max, mouthing he's going to get Max eventually, then doing a throat-cutting motion as we fade to commercial...

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The camera opens up to show the back of the arena... nWo Security surrounding the doorways. Booker Chris Waters is there, talking to them. "All right, remember... don't let ANYONE get involved when we start this... oh, here they come!" he says, going to hide.

Seijimei Kuroido enters the arena, with X'ian Si at his side. The two are talking with each other in Chinese. Something funny, apparently, as the two laugh about it.

One of the nWo Security officers comes up to Seij. "Mr. Kuroido...Mrs. Flair would like to talk to you alone for a minute." he says.

Seijimei sighs softly, looking to X'ian Si. "Be right back, okay?"

X'ian Si nods. "You come back fast?"

"I will..." Seijimei smiles, and follows the security.

About 30 seconds after Seijimei is gone, Waters approaches X'ian Si from behind...and goes to kick her right in the back of the neck.

X'ian Si lets out a startled gasp, dropping to her knees... but quickly she retaliates with a backhand; apparently she's well-versed in Chinese martial arts. "Who attack X'ian Si!"

Waters takes the hit... then grabs a chair, going to blast her with it. "I do!"

X'ian Si ducks the chair shot! "You silly... cat-girls much faster than slow human!"

"But not smarter..." he says, now swinging it down towards her!

X'ian Si's reflexes save her again and she pounces on Waters! "X'ian Si no be smart! Just fast!"

Waters smirks, grabbing X'ian Si by the waist, and squeezing, then goes for a spinebuster!

X'ian Si lets out a yelp as she hits the pavement, then lets out a scream! "SEIJIMEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!"

"Come on... you should know better. He's behind a closed door with Kelly right now..." Waters says, picking up X'ian Si again... and goes to toss her headfirst through a glass window!

X'ian Si crashes through it! She whimpers softly in pain and goes limp, mewling weakly.

Waters smirks. "Kitty has been spayed..." he says, then looks back, and starts running at something he sees.

Seijimei rushes over, seeing Waters escape. Then notices X'ian Si! "Sunnova..." Seijimei quickly pulls out his cell phone. "AERITH!! GET OVER HERE! Yeah! Yeah, I'm at the main entrance! Get your butt over here!! X'ian Si's hurt!!" Seijimei jumps through the broken window and checks up on X'ian Si, waiting for Aerith to arrive.

The camera cuts to the parking lot, where Waters is laughing as he gets into his car.

"Cool, Cocky, Bad" cues up as we return from break.

BG: Welcome back to the Extreme Zone, as we welcome the Special Referee for this Triple Crown title match...what the hell is he wearing?!

Monoka: A ref-striped rhinestone jumpsuit! Heh, even when he has to be a referee, he still knows how to dress in style.

BG: You know, wearing vertical stripes is supposed to make you look thinner.

Monoka: Ehh...I think you're right! Honky looks pretty good in that, to boot!

BG: Nevermind...Honkey of course with guitar in hand as he comes to the ring--what does he need that for?

Monoka: Pre-match entertainment?

N-n-new World order...

"Tormentor" by Slayer cues up...

BG: The Big Shoooooo--Paul "Devastator" Wight on his way to the ring to challenge for the EAW Triple Crown Title, with that slimeball Eric Bischoff with him.

Monoka: I heard Bisch say he thinks you're wicked hot!

BG: Well, he has some taste, but from what I hear, he wouldn't be worth my time...

Monoka: Pfft, probably just spreading vicious lies...

Wight comes in, and shakes Honky's hand, smiling, apparently a fan from way back. They exchange pleasantries, and Honky takes a microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's great to be here at an nWo/EAW show!! Even as the Greatest Intercontinental Champion there's ever been, it's both an honor and a privilege to here, to see a your very own Triple Crown title defended while refereeing the match! It's something I've been wanting to do on a bit time stage, although second to actually commentating a big show--I sure as hell could do a better job than my cousin. It takes a pretty damn messed up guy to be a grown man who dresses as a HAPPY, HORNY KING!! 'PUPPIES! AH SEE PUPPIES!!'" Honkey exclaims, Wight and Bischoff laugh and clap.

"Seriously, I didn't come here to waste much breathe yackin' about that old pervert, I'm here to referee...but first...maybe y'all would like a special treat, and get to hear the Honky Tonk Man sing?!"

Most of the crowd cheers, and Honky tunes up the guitar, beginning to strum out a few chords, until he is cut off by "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie...

BG: Wow, didn't know you could get a sound like that out of an acoustic.

Monoka: You can't--this is a travesty!!

X comes out, with Viki to boos from the crowd, rushing towards the ring and inside it...

Monoka: Geez...so much in a hurry all the time. And some one stop Viki before she mobs Eric!

BG: Yeah, sure...

*ding, ding*

X attacks Wight by charging it and hitting forearms, knocking him off balance, then comes off the ropes with a spinning heel kick. Wight still stands, and X follows up with a dropkick that finally puts him down. X back up, and off the ropes with a crossbody--but he's caught and pressed over Wight's head, then thrown out of the ring.

Wight follows steps over the ropes, exiting the ring, and picks up X in a bearhug, before dropping him back-first onto the announce table. A pair of hard smacks across the chest with his huge hands knocks the breath out of X, and Wight throws him back into the ring forcefully.

Wight begins to climb into the ring, but X gets up and dropkicks Wight through the ropes, sending him outside of the ring. He gets up, but X vaults over and leaps onto him, taking him down and pummeling him.

X uses kicks and a legdrop from the apron to take control, climbing back into the ring as the count nears 10. Wight gets back onto the apron on 9, and X tries to shove him back out, but a headbutt into the midsection stuns X, and Wight drives his throat into the top rope. Wight climbs back in, pulling up X with a chokehold, throwing him down to the mat. Wight then grabs sets up X, powerbomb position, and Alley-Oops X over his shoulder and into the turnbuckle! Wight rams him with his backside, then follows up with headbutts.

Chokeslam attempt from the second rope, but X slips free and Hurracanranas Wight. Wight gets back up, and goes for a running boot, but a shot into the thigh, and a leg whip takedown gives the advantage to X. An X splash gets a quick two count, and X hammers away on the big man as he tries to get up. X is caught by Wight and bodyslammed. Off the ropes, and a leaping elbow drop followed by a cover gets a two. Wight gets up, taking a bit of a break...X doesn't though, kippuping up, and catches Wight in the back of the head, nearly thrust-kicking him out of the ring. X tries to dump him the rest of the way--but Wight lands on the apron, then snapmares X out of the ring!!

X stirs, and Wight leaps from the apron to the floor, splashing on top of X!!!

"Holy shit!" chants from the crowd begin, and Wight rolls X back into the ring. He waits for X to get up, and hits him with a side kick of his own, mocking X. Set up for a powerbomb, but X counters, hitting a reverse rana on Wight!! X goes to the top, leaping off as Wight gets up--CATCHES X in mid-air--SHOWSTOPPER center of the ring! Cover by Wight--123?!

*ding, ding*

BG: What the--?!

Monoka: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!!

BG: That was a fast count!!

Monoka: Oh, EVERYTHING'S a conspiracy with you...

Bischoff is jumping up and down in excitement, and gives Viki a kiss...which she responds with with a slap...

X sits up, confused, and sees what has happened...as Honky presents Wight with the title, X kicks him in the back of the head!!

Monoka: SORE LOSER!!

BG: X has every right to be upset.

Honky backs away, until he gets to the ropes...

BG: X looking to take revenge, and HITS THE X-PLOSION on the Honky Tonk Man!!

Monoka: You're NEVER permitted to hit a referee, not even a guest referee!!

X next gives an piercing glare to Bischoff...

"I warned you, Bischoff..."

He then jumps over the ropes and applies the X-Demon--the last thing the camera pick up for several seconds...after the flash dissolves, X and Viki are gone.

BG: Well, the former champ left in a hurry, but despite dubious means--

Monoka: New nWo Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion, Paul "Devastator" Wight!

BG: Right...I'm sure the EAW will have something to say about that. We've got to take break, folks! Stay tuned for more action!

**Commercial Break**

As we come back from break, we go to the back section of the arena, where we find Eric Bischoff and Paul Wight standing...holding their bodies in pain from X's post-match outburst. But they have smiles on their faces.

"Well, despite a big sore loser after the match...we have a winner and a new Triple Crown Champ on our hands." Bisch says proudly. "Through the fair refereeing skills of the Honky Tonk Man, as well as the masterful planning by yours truly, it was only a matter of time before Wight used his skills to gain what was rightly his...the Triple Crown Championship!"

Wight has pulled out a can of spraypaint, and starts to decorate the title in classic nWo Style. "And I'm going to make sure that NO ONE takes this title away from me!" Wight adds, confident. "Because this title is nWo...FOR LIFE!"

We return to the arena...specifically the commentator's table, where Monoka is smiling again.

Monoka: Now THAT'S what I'm talking about there! Paul Wight, our NEW nWo Triple Crown Champion, enjoying his victory DESPITE the whining actions of X!

BG: X was robbed in that match and you know it, Monoka! And you know he's planning to get revenge.

Monoka: If he does, then we'll just knock him down once again!

BG: In any event...we have to move on to our next contest...it's going to be Nexus battling against John Smith...

Monoka: That's "THE ENFORCER" John Smith to you, BG! And Smith is going to show Nexus just how dangerous he is by demolishing Wolf Boy once and for all!

BG: Well, that remains to be seen...but this is one case that I am supporting the nWo...

"1996" by Marilyn Manson cues up in the arena...a large amount of boos behind him.

Taka: This next match is a singles contest in the war between the nWo and the Lunatic Fringe. Making his way to the ring, with Stigmata, representing the Fringe... Nexus!

Funaki: BOOO!

That line from Funaki gets a double take from Taka.

Monoka: HAH! Perfect introduction for that Fringe loser!

BG: Nexus and Stigmata both seem to be upset about that introduction that he was just given... and that doesn't bode well for this match.

Monoka: Like Nexus could do anything to stop him.

NEW WORLD ORDER!

"Fur Elise" by Beethoven cues up, and the crowd becomes VERY positive in their reaction now that he's out. But before Taka can start to make an introduction, Smith pulls up a mic.

"Nexus...I see fear of your fate did not affect you from coming out here. But that shall also be your downfall." Smith begins. "You see, I thoroughly examined my contract here, and it states nothing about which version of myself you face, or even how many of me that you face."

Monoka: Heeeey...that's right! So in a sense, any version of him is legal!

"Now I know this rule will be changed eventually, but I figure while I have the chance, I shall use this rule!"

BG: Look at this! One of those extra Smiths enters the ring now, and clips Nexus from behind!

Monoka; The bell has rung...I guess they're going to allow this!

The Smith-bot in the ring continues to work away at the legs of Nexus while he's down on the mat, the real Smith slowly stalking his way to the ring as this goes on. Before Nexus can retaliate though, the first Smith-Bot slides out of the ring, as another one blasts Nexus from behind with a clothesline. Smith 1 continues to make his way to the ring, as Nexus starts to fight off the assault, though a bit weaker than usual due to the attack onto his leg. He manages to throw the second Smith-bot out of the ring, turning around, and just missing Smith as the cybernetic fighter kicks Nexus HARD into the leg...that point being Smith's sole focus of attack, apparently. Smith continues to work away at the leg of Nexus, knocking the wolf-man down, and locks him into a side leglock. Nexus fights with all he's worth though, managing to fight out of the move, and when they both are up to their feet, catches Smith with the Lunar Bomb. He goes for the cover, but only manages to get a 1 count...Smith still having a lot of fight in him.

Nexus doesn't seem to mind this though, ready to get his revenge from the plan of attack that Smith used against him at first...grabbing Smith by the throat and chokeslamming him hard to the mat. Nexus manages to hold onto the throat of Smith...trying to go for another Chokeslam...but instead...goes for a bunch of backbreakers onto Smith. He ends it with a DVD, and goes for another cover, but only gets a two count...as Smith reverses the move, pulling Nexus into a half crab now, not planning on stopping using this move. Nexus eventually powers out of the move, and continues the battle.

The fight between Smith and Nexus continues on like this, Smith continually going for Nexus' leg, and Nexus managing to fight out. He even manages to give Smith a version of the Stinger Splash, managing to stun Smith momentarily. This gives Nexus the chance that he wants to set Smith up for the Anti Future Plan...but he stops upon seeing the other Smiths converge around Stigmata, as if stalking her. Nexus drops Smith to go to save his girlfriend, getting into a brawl with the other two Smiths.

BG: Nexus is being distracted by those clones of Smith, and doesn't realize that the real Smith is back up on his feet!

Monoka: The Smith-Bots backing off now, leaving Stigmata alone...but the moron Nexus doesn't realize that Smith is back to his feet!

BG: Nexus getting onto the ring apron now, and is caught by Smith as he gets on...

Monoka: HEARTBREAKER SPECIAL right into the ring! Smith not going for the cover...OOOH, LOOK AT THIS!

BG: Smith is leaning into Nexus' knee with all of his body weight...and it looks like it's on the verge of...

Monoka: Verge nothing! Smith has just broken Nexus' leg! Listen to Nexus scream in the ring!

BG: Smith now going for the cover...it's all but academic now.

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THREE!

Taka: And your winner, the honorable, destructive fighter..."THE ENFORCER" JOHN SMITH!

Funaki: In-DEED!

Monoka: YAY! This is just a great night for the nWo right now! And Smith...hmm, he doesn't seem to be done!

BG: OK, I may not be a big fan of the Fringe, but there's no call for something like this!

Monoka: Hey, Kelly Connelly-Flair is coming out here...and she's going to Smith!

BG: ...a rare show of compassion by the nWo...Kelly preventing Smith from continuing that attack. But the damage has been done already, as Nexus' leg is completely broken right now!

*Commercial break*

When we return from break, we see David Flair talking to Smith. The camera can't pick up what they're saying, but after a bit, Smith shakes Flair's hand, and leaves.

BG: ...what was that all about?

Monoka: From what I could tell, apparently Flair is giving Smith the rest of the night off after that brilliant display against Nexus.

BG: Flair is a sick, twisted individual at enjoying that suffering that he just saw...

Monoka: Like the Fringe wouldn't do the same to Flair if they had the chance.

BG: Well, you make a good point there...

Monoka: Well BG, you ready to see the Black Hearts prove their dominance once again over not one, but TWO top tag teams?

BG: I don't know about that much, but the Black Hearts do have a good challenge on their hands tonight. This match coming up is for a shot at the Black Heart's Tag Team Titles. Should Latina Heat or the Girls of Goth win this match, they'll get to face the champions at the Pay Per View.

Monoka: But WHEN the Black Hearts win, they get to take this Pay Per View off...sitting at home and laughing at the fact that there are no worthy tag teams out there to face them!

BG: You seem confident, but we shall see...

"Don't Mess With Me" by Lil' Kim cues up, and the crowd reaction is mixed as Latina Heat make their way out.

Taka: The following contest...

Before Taka has a chance to continue though, the form of Krise Stratus runs out from the back, and nails both members of Latina Heat over the head with a steel chair!

BG: Wait a second! Krise Stratus seems to want to pulverize Latina Heat! And she's doing a good job of it with that steel chair!

Monoka: Wow...girl has guts! No brains, but guts.

BG: Krise Stratus is absolutely brutalizing Latina Heat right now with that steel chair, and I think she wants to take them both of out of this match before it even starts!

Monoka: Good...make it even easier for the Black Hearts to get the night off then!

BG: Krise now picking up Lexay...she can't be...STRATUSFACTION DRIVER ON THE RINGPOST! But she STILL not done...SHE DOES IT AGAIN...STILL MORE? 3 STRATUSFACTION DRIVERS ONTO THE RINGPOST!

Monoka: Geez...girl's trying to prove herself too much for a group that's dying in Kyouki Shoujo, isn't she?

BG: Maybe so...but it looks like she's not going to give up with it! And she's giving Shakira the same treatment as she just gave to Lexay now...that's 2 Stratusfaction Drivers on Shakira into that ringpost...and here comes the third!

Monoka: OK, now she's going to far! Get this psychopath out of here already!

BG: And FINALLY Krise is backing down...but the damage has been done already. Krise Stratus has taken Latina Heat out of this match, and has left a MAJOR message for them!

Monoka: SOMEONE get the EMTs out here already! Ah, there they are...they're getting Latina Heat out of here...

"Bring Me To Life" cues up next, apparently the plan for the match still going on. The EMTs rush Latina Heat out of the ringside area, to get to the match.

Taka: As I was saying...the next contest is a tag team match for the shot at the EEEVIL nWo Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, with their short, in love with Bischoff manager Viki...from the freakish Roswell, New Mexico...the Pale Twosome...The Girls of Goth!

Funaki: InDEED!

BG: And you can bet that Viki isn't happy with the fact that her man X lost the Triple Crown Championship earlier tonight...so she's going to be strongly behind her team in this match.

Monoka: Like that will help at all here! The Black Hearts will take these pale pretenders out once and for all...and just bask in the glory.

BG: The GoG in the ring now, and they're just waiting...

*--HOOOOOOOOWL!!!!!!!!!*

The arena is filled with a red strobe-light as Joan Jett's cover of "Wild Thing" plays, the pro-nWo Crowd cheering loudly.

Taka: And their opponents, of nWo Wolfpack...a team that needs no introduction, but will get one anyway. They are the very EEVIL and devastating force in Tag Team wrestling that cannot be stopped. They are a team who will go down in history as the best team of all time...they are Glenda "Unibomb" Jacobs and the Legendary Akira Hokuto...they are the Tag Team Champions...THE BLACK HEARTS!

Funaki: In-DEED!

BG: I wonder how much Kai En Tai were paid to give the Black Hearts an introduction like that.

Monoka: They didn't need to. That came from the heart with Kai En Tai! The Black Hearts now in the ring...and the crowd loves them!

BG: The GoG look ready for them though...and they're returning the favor from the last match, attacking the Hearts as the bell rings!

While the Black Hearts were getting ready to start the match, the GoG use their aerial attacks to flip both of them out of the ring with a flying forearm and dropkick combination. As the Hearts stand out of the ring, the GoG show that they aren't willing to wait for the champions to recover, and mirror each other by suicide diving right at the champions through the ropes. The Black Hearts are knocked against the ringside barricade, the wind knocked out of them. Sin and Shade toss Glenda and Akira respectively into the ring, ready for anything. Akira stays in the ring while Sin and Shade baseball slide Glenda out of the ring, then celebrate for a bit. Shade goes onto the apron, letting her sister start off the match. Sin waits for Akira to get back up to her feet...and kicks her right in the knee, causing Akira to go down onto her other knee while holding her leg in pain. Sin takes this momentary distraction and uses the ropes to give herself a boost, then gives Akira a Hurricanrana...staying on for the pin, but only managing to get a two count.

Sin rolls back, making a tag to Shade as Akira tries to recover, and the two of them take the Japanese legend and drop her with a double DDT! Sin gets out of the ring quickly, allowing Shade to stay in the ring alone with Akira for a bit. Shade goes off the ropes to catch Akira with a swinging neckbreaker, but Akira is aware of the move coming, and blasts Shade with a spin kick as she approaches. Akira takes this moment to make the tag to Glenda. Glenda shows her vicious side as soon as she gets into the ring, dropping elbows repeatedly into the back of Shade, not letting her get up to her feet. She then puts a foot right into Shade's back, and grabs the arms of the goth, pulling back in a modified Surfboard submission. Shade doesn't seem to want to give up the match though, but Glenda is only using this right now to weaken Shade. Glenda picks Shade up to her feet, and gives her a quick pumphandle slam, then makes the tag to Akira...who climbs to the top rope and drops a guillotine legdrop onto Shade. Akira makes the cover, but only manages to get the two count onto the Girl of Goth.

Akira makes another tag to Glenda, and the two of them double team attack Shade for a bit...whipping Shade into the ropes...but get catched by surprise when Shade gives them both a double clothesline. Shade is quick to act, and makes the tag to an awaiting Sin...who is eager to get into the ring! She doesn't let Akira or Glenda get up from the mat as she gets in...and when they try, she does a double backflip reverse DDT. Akira slides out of the ring at this, but Shade seems to not want her to get recovery time...as she follows her out. From the Apron, she goes for a rolling body splash on Akira...but gets slammed hard into the arena floor, thus taking her out of the match for now. Sin is unaware of this happening right now, goes off the ropes to try to knock Glenda off of her feet, but Akira manages to get back up onto the apron, nailing her in the back of the head with an elbow as she comes in...allowing Glenda to grab her and hit her with an belly to belly suplex. Glenda goes for the cover onto this, but only gets a two count.

The match continues with Glenda and Akira dominating most of it....brutalizing Sin, as well as Shade when she tries to help out her sister. Near the end, Glenda is about to hit Shade, who tagged in earlier, with a bridging German Suplex. However, she doesn't see as Shade makes the tag to Sin...

BG: Glenda staying on for the pin right now, but Shade is no longer the legal participant in this match!

Monoka: GLENDA! YOU'RE PINNING THE WRONG GOTH!

BG: That costs the Unibomb, and Sin drops down with a stomp right into Glenda's solar plexus! Shade recovering now...and the GoG clothesline Akira off the apron!

Monoka: But Glenda isn't that easily taken out! She's getting up to her feet...

BG: And gets caught by the GoG! Double team Rock Bottom! And now, the girls go to the top ropes!

Monoka: GLENDA! GET UP! THE GOG ARE TRYING TO STRIKE!

BG: THE BLACKOUT! The Girls of Goth just hit Glenda Jacobs with the Blackout! Shade knocking Akira off the apron as Sin stays on for the cover...

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Funaki: (surprised) Here are your winners....the Girls of Goth!?

Funaki: (same) In...deed!?

Monoka: NOOO! THAT CAN'T BE! RESTART THE MATCH!

BG: We're not going to restart the match! The Girls of Goth have won this match fair and square, and now they're going to face the Black Hearts at Aggression with the Tag Team Titles on the line!

Monoka: This is awful! Someone go to break already!

*Commercial break!*

*KRAAAA-AAAASH!*

When we come back, "Glass Shatters" plays as Stone Cold comes out, and the nWo fans boo heavily...his theme is cut off then by "Learn to Crawl" by Black Lab.

BG: Welcome back everyone to tonight's main event! Oseiko coming out here as the EAW's World Champion and Stone Cold make their way to the ring. The former multi-time WWE Champion has been acting as somewhat of a mentor to the young 1-time EAW champ.

Monoka: That's "soon-to-be-former EAW World Champ," BG. Her hubby will take the belt from her, and go on to face David Flair in a match for the ages!

BG: Well, that's your prediction, anyway. Austin and Oseiko make their way to the ring, not exactly appreciated by this partisan nWo crowd...

"Broken" by Bruce Dickinson cues up, and the fans begin to cheer...

BG: Due to his connections with David, it seems that not only have the North Carolina fans--the nWo ones at least--forgiven Michael, but seemingly have embranced him.

Monoka: Well, they know a great talent--and a hottie--when they see one. Perhaps he might even be a part of the nWo soon, seeing how EAW doesn't treat him as he deserves.

BG: He's been treated fairly.

Monoka: Yeah, he should be treated BETTER than most.

BG: *shakes head*

Suddenly, the lights in the arena all go out, and a spotlight goes to the top of the arena.

BG: Wait a second, what's this all about?

Monoka: SHH! Just watch!

From the top of the arena, a large nWo Classic logo lowers down to in front of the entryway, a fanfare type song playing as the logo is lowered. Once it reaches the floor... an explosion of fireworks comes from it...

*NEW WORLD ORDER!*

The camera goes to Black and White, as the logo splits apart right down the middle...revealing David Flair as "Superstar" starts to play.

Taka: And his partner, a man that will forever be remembered as the greatest of all time! This is the man that will lead wrestling to the future! This is the man that will soon become the nWo World Heavyweight Champion once again, the one... the only... most EEEVIL... "LEGEND KILLER" DAVID FLAIR!

Funaki: In-DEED!

BG: Jeezus...how much do you think that entrance cost?!

Monoka: It's not over yet!--

Once David is in the ring, he starts to tear his shirt and enjoys as the fireworks display that goes off for him, including the nWo fireworks logo.

BG: I don't know if these teams will be able to work well together--Michael might be a little ticked that David is hogging the spotlight so much here. He looks a little miffed.

Monoka: Eh, I don't think so. He understands...

When the music stops, the two teams discuss how to start the match off, and Michael and Stone Cold get in the ring for their teams...

*ding, ding*

Austin immediately goes to brawling, taking Michael by surpise and pummeling him with right hands, and clotheslining him out of the ring.

Michael looks flustered, and doesn't rush back into the ring. Instead, he taunts Austin to follow him out the ring. Trash talking from both, then Austin climbs out the ring to follow. Michael sprints away, and leaps onto the steps, leaping backward with a sobat kick right to the chest! Asai moonsault from the apron, and Michael climbs back into the ring.

Austin comes in himself, and Michael offers a handshake--Austin ignores...Michael invites a knucklelock--which they begin to start--but Austin kicks him into the midsection. Austin with a snap suplex, and chinlock applied. Austin drags Michael to the ropes, using the stungun across the second rope to weaken him further. Whip to the ropes for a Thesz Press attempt, but Michael stops last minute and clips the knee of Austin. Michael works the legs with some basic holds as he gets his wind back, and then tags in David. Michael grabs a hold of Austin's "beer belly," jiggling it before he and David stomp away on Stone Cold in the corner. David continues to attack the targeted area, using shin breakers and a leg whip to weaken the area. He drapes the leg across the bottom rope and stomps on it, then tags in Michael who vaults over the ropes with a knee drop to continue the damage. Irish Whip, and Michael catches him with a Samoan Drop as David grabs the weakened left leg, wrenching it in the process. Set up for a double team suplex, but Austin elbows off Michael, and suplexes David! Austin attacks both Connelly and Flair, dumping Michael over the ropes, and catches David off the ropes with a powerslam. Tag made to Oseiko, and a backdrop/springboard body press combination from the "heel" (in this arena anyway) team puts David down. Oseiko hits a Lionsault from the second rope, kickout at two.

Oseiko weakens David but unloading kicks on him. Michael waits for a tag attempt. Oseiko switches off to Austin, who sets up and pummels David in the corner. Spinebuster by Austin, and Austin continues to pound away on David. Wishbone stomp, and Austin chokes David with his boot before tagging in Oseiko. Whip to the ropes, and Oseiko with a leg lariat, covers for two. Oseiko goes for a tilt a whirl backbreaker, but an escape into an atomic drop turns the tide. David dumps Oseiko out of the ring to get a breather.

As Oseiko climbs into the ring, David rushes over to the opposite corner and cheap shots Austin. Austin tries to get one in return, but the ref stops him, allowing Michael to trip up Oseiko, and drop her face-first across the apron. Michael stomps away on Oseiko, then "helps" her back into the ring, pretending like nothing happened to the referee.

David begins to employ the same strategy he used on Austin, weakening the legs, until he uses a full nelson shoulderbreaker on the EAW World Champion. Into a keylock, and tag into Michael. Michael whips Oseiko David's way for a Lou Thesz Press and set of 10 punches of his own, and David bobs his head mocking Austin, then hits the ropes and drops an F-U kneedrop across the sternum.

David then does a few repeated suplexes, the second one dropping her face first down onto the mat as the weakened leg catches the top rope, wrenching it on impact. Tag to Michael, and Michael stomps away on the back of the thigh, yanking Oseiko away from the ropes, and sitting back on it in a single-leg crab with exceptional torque on it. Oseiko attempts to reach the ropes to no avail, although manages to wiggle her leg free with much effort. Michael cuts her off from making the tag, applying an anklelock variation and scissoring his legs around her leg. She's unable to make a tag but she does get to the ropes for a break.

Michael releases the hold, and tags in David. They set up Oseiko for a top rope gutbuster, but Oseiko escapes from Michael's grip, dumping him to the mat with a Hurracanrana and causing him to crash into David!!

They get back up, and Oseiko leaps off the top rope, catching Michael in a DDT and David in a headscissors a la Eddy Guerrero!! Oseiko knocks then both down again with swift, stiff kicks, then tags in Austin. Austin with clothlines to each, and a clothesline and spinning heel kick send both David and Michael spilling out to the outside.

Oseiko shakes her leg a bit to regain more feeling in it, having not thought out that last move completely...Michael and David back off a bit, and make a few quick plans...

David carefully goes around the other side of the ring, entering--and charges Austin full speed...Austin and David exchange rights, and Austin begins to win--MICHAEL HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK into the back of the leg on Austin!!

Austin drops to the mat, holding the leg, and David stands over him laughing, then stomps on the damaged knee and hamstring...hooks the leg--KICKOUT on two.

David looks surprised, and tags to Michael, who springs over the ropes with ease.

Michael begins to work on the leg, and goes up top for a rolling leg snap, but Austin shakes the ropes to crotch Michael! Austin goes up top slowly, and then SUPERPLEXES Michael to the mat! Tag to Oseiko, and Oseiko immediately climbs the rope, goes up top, and hits a perfect 450 splash on Michael! Cover, one, two--KICKOUT!

Oseiko doesn't seem too upset, and measures Michael as he begins to get to his feet--hits a perfect on-target Kumo No Sasu right in the jaw!! Oseiko with a cover--

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The referee forces David back outside of the ring before he can do anymore, but Austin gets inside the ring, and belly to back suplexes Michael, although leaning a bit much on his right leg from the prior damage.

The referee scolds Austin as well--and Oseiko refuses to pin after Austin's interference?!

Oseiko lets Michael take a breather, THEN hits a combination of Ninjitsu kicks with an Enzui Giri to finish! The fans boo as Oseiko signals that she's going to put away Michael, then scoops him up and hits a Kumouchikomu!! Hook of the leg--

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Austin looks frustrated, pacing around on the apron...he asks Oseiko for a tag, but she shakes her head, and seems to be planning her neck move...whips Michael to the ropes, tilt a whirl--Michael reverses, lands on his feet, and scoops up and slams Oseiko!! Pulls her up--whip to the ropes--Austin slaps her on the back as she hits the ropes, and Michael grabs her and catches her with a spinebuster--Double A style, which gets a pop from the crowd and applause from David--

But the referee doesn't count the pin, pointing out that Oseiko isn't legal...

Austin comes in, 'fists a'fahr' as he slugs away at Michael. To the ropes, back body drop, pick up, and butterfly suplex by Stone Cold. FU elbow from Austin, and then a cover--kickout just before the three. Oseiko exits the ring, looking a bit disappointed, and Austin stomps away on Michael in the corner. Set up, and a vertical suplex from Austin is blocked easily due to the weakened leg. Austin opts for a DDT, but Michael counters with a Crimson Clutch, getting a long 2 count!!

Michael waits for Austin to recover, then dashes across the ring with a SPEAR that plows Austin back-first into the corner!!

Michael then goes to the apron, looking for a Connelly Comet, but Austin pops up, and with a belly to belly suplex brings him back into the ring, but falls back down to the mat, too tired to capitalize....

BG: We're nearing the end of this contest--this is where endurance plays a part...both men need to make a tag..

Monoka: Whathashi--RYOKAMI!!

Ryokami is indeed running down the ramp towards the ring...although their partners need to tag, David and Oseiko both leap down from the apron, and charge towards Ryokami!!

BG: The fans going wild! David and Oseiko meeting Ryokami halfway!!

Monoka: The Fringe shouldn't mess with the nWo!!

BG: The two double-teaming Ryokami, as the fight heads to the back!!

BG: Michael and Austin needed the tag, but now it looks like they have to stick it out a bit more, one on one.

Michael gets up first, seeming to having more gas in the tank, and stalks toward Austin, grabbing him from behind as Austin gets up--GERMAN SUPLEX by Michael, and Michael holds on--Austin grabs the ropes just before Michael can snap off a second one, and he tumbles to the mat. Michael crawling away, and Austin stomps on him on the mat. Pulls him up, chops to the chest...(WHOOO!!)--into the ro--no reversal, kick to the midsection on the return. Michael setting up a neckbreaker--Austin counters, reversing into one himself!! Michael up, inverted jawbreaker!! Michael gets in up in a daze, and tries to climb out of the ring--Austin turns him around--kick to the midsection--WHAM!--STONE COLD STUNNER!! Austin with the counter--

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*ding, ding, ding*

The crowd boos as the result is given...

The winners of this match...the team of Oseiko and Stone Cold Steve Austin!

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Backstage...David pats Oseiko on the back, as they've apparently succeeded in running off Ryokami...they pass a monitor...

David: DAMNIT!!--the match ended without us...oh well, I guess I'll allow you to go celebrate with Steve--

Oseiko goes towards the stage, then leaps back--but--

BG: BACKSTAGE--A CHAOS GORE FROM BULLWHIP TO OSEIKO!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!

David and Bullwhip cackle and high-five.

Bullwhip kicks Oseiko in the ribs, "I don't have the paperwork done just yet--but consider this a challenge," he says, as David and Bullwhip exit the scene...

"Great work, Bullwhip," David compliments him. "Now for me to send a message to Stone Cold..."

Cutting back to the ring, Stone Cold is doing his four-post salute, guzzling beers to the cheers from EAW fans and boos from nWo fans, when suddenly--!

David Flair lays him out with a chairshot! Smirking to Austin, he grabs a beer... and pours it over the laid out Texas Rattlesnake, before heading back to the curtain...

Kelly Connelly-Flair is standing backstage, waiting for her husband to come back after laying out Steve Austin with a chair.

"Your children will only end up hating."

Kelly blinks, then turns around...

...and is seized by the throat by Ryokami!!! Ryokami cocks his head, grinning evilly... and begins to drag her off towards the by her neck!

Kelly is kicking wildly, trying to get free of Ryokami's grasp, but not doing too well.

"Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" cues up as Ryokami drags her to the ring, rolling her into it. Quickly he goes under the ring to search for something... and pulls out a sledgehammer...!

But before he gets a good chance to use it, someone grabs the sledgehammer from it! It's David Flair, who goes nail the Anti-Savior in the head with it; Kelly getting ready to squirm away.

Ryokami staggers back and collapses face-first to the ground! He's not moving, unconscious!

David kicks Ryokami once while he's down, then checks on the Anti-Savior. Grinning at seeing him out, he slides out of the ring, grabbing a spraypaint can to brand him.

But as David Flair approaches Ryokami with the spraycan, the Anti-Savior suddenly acts, grabbing the sledgehammer and slamming it right into the spraycan, causing it EXPLODE under pressure!!!

David screams out, holding his face in pain at this. Kelly is almost out of the ring, trying to escape from Ryokami.

Ryokami smiles at his handiwork, then jumps into the ring, grabbing Kelly by the hair. "An eye for an eye... a tooth for a tooth!" Ryokami shouts. "This is for Nexus!!"

Kelly screams out... struggling... kicking some more.

Ryokami grins, and places a foot on Kelly's chest, keeping her there by force, and draws the sledgehammer up... aiming right at her belly!!

Kelly screams at the top of her lungs.

Suddenly, the crowd roars with cheers--!

Ryokami pauses... then looks to the direction of the cheers--

--as Stone Cold bolts up and tackles Ryokami with a Lou Thesz Press, raining down punches! He shoves the sledgehammer out of the ring with his foot as he lifts Ryokami to his feet!

Ryokami pushes Austin back suddenly and begins to trade punches with Austin!!

Undaunted, the Bionic Redneck hammers back at Ryokami with blows, and then boots him in the gut--STUNNER!

Ryokami drops down to one knee... then stands back up and laughs at Austin, his eyes wild! "BWHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN--"

Stone Cold wastes no time--KICK-WHAM-STONE COLD STUNNER! This one sends Ryokami staggering back, and Austin immediately leaps down to talk trash as the Anti-Savior lands on his back!

Ryokami seems to be down this time, out cold as Austin talks the trash.

Stone Cold goes to check on Kelly, making sure that she didn't sustain any injuries that would threaten her unborn children. When he's satisfied that she's okay, he looks at David. He shakes his head, huffing a little bit.

Suddenly, Ryokami kippups!! He storms to the ropes, and glares at David Flair, grinning maliciously!

Austin is quick to yank Kelly out of the ring! ...And after a moment's hesistation, he grabs David's carcass as well, and lets the couple get to safety behind him...

David, having recovered just enough, spits in the general direction of Ryokami... Kelly holding him up.

Ryokami just grins evilly... and steps back, brushing back his hair as he snickers, then laughs in true psychotic fashion!

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