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![]() Your NEW Hosts are Joey Styles and Monoka Retsu! A major pyrotechnics display goes off as the mostly nWo Crowd cheers as we start the show. Signs in the crowd tonight are "WWE < EAW < nWo!", "F*CK Vince...Russo OR McMahon", "If you're watching this, you saved $10 on wrestling!", "WebTV Sucks!", "David Flair Put My Ass In This Seat", "Black Hearts: Tag Team Goddesses", "Max Connelly for President!", "Austin 3:16 Fears David 187!", and of course, many signs of "nWo 4 Life!" Styles: Welcome to the Belle Center in Montreal...and welcome to the second edition of nWo Extreme Zone! I'm your host Joey Styles... Monoka: And here I am... Monoka 'Skinny girls in Montreal are shivering their asses off, but I got enough to spare, and the guys all love it, during sex they're gaspin' for air' Restu. Styles: Thank you for making me feel right at home. =P Monoka: No problem, cute stuff... Styles: ANYWAY...we're set for a big show, but we're about to start off with the New World Order, in full! "nWo Anthem" plays over the speakers, to the loudest reaction possible in the arena.... Erik O'Reily runs out of the entrance, running down the ramp and hopping up to hold the ropes. And out first comes David Flair, flanked on the left by Big Show, and on the right by manager/booker Chris Waters...all in their nWo attire. Flair has a focused look on his face, Show has a confident smirk...and Waters is acting like a typical manager, yelling good words about the nWo People. Following close behind are the Blackhearts in nWo T-shirts. they look about and smirk to the crowd, but seem to frown at Show a bit. Bullwhip comes out in a black t-shirt and jeans, along with Starla and Angel, the St. Croix twins, in black latex dresses. Following, Frosti comes out, in "Fetish Queen" attire, along with Crash, with a collar around his neck, linked to the chain around Frosti's hand. Frosti seems to be smiling as Crash smiles as well, just wanting to BE with her. David comes into the ring first, as well as Waters...and Big Show JUMPS over the top rope. Erik gives Show a thumbs up. Glenda and Akira climb in soon and walk over to a corner, chillin'. Bullwhip climbs in as well. The Twins, shaking their bottoms, also climbs in. Frosti then climbs in as she then yanks Crash through the ropes. David smirks at all of this...then takes the mic. "Montreal Canada...YOU'RE NOW NWO COUNTRY!" David smiles, feeling good at hearing the crowd give a big-ass nWo chant. "Now, it seems that recently the EAW booking committee has decided to screw us in the nWo over. From when Erik was screwed out of the Cruiserweight Title Shot Tournament...to how few title shots we've been getting in recent times." David says, as the crowd shows their support for what he's saying. "But I'm here to tell you this: It's not going to happen anymore! Because tonight, I draw a line in the ground. Tonight, I'm here to tell you that the nWo is going to step up our take-over. Tonight...I say that once Big Show DEMOLISHES Austin, I WILL get the next shot at the World Championship! And that's just the beginning of our take-over!" he says, handing the mic to Frosti. "Akiko, Akiko, Akiko..." She says shaking her head. "You never cease to amaze me... just how stupid you are! I mean, you're afraid to fight me because you think I'm going to rape you?" She looks around, seeing if anyone else is actually believing Akiko's accusations. "Now why would I do a thing like that? I mean, even I have morals. And if I didn't know any better, dare I say it, I'd say that the reason why you don't want to face me because you KNOW that I can and will beat you for your Triple Crown Title. You're right about one thing: This is over between us. But it'll be over, on MY terms! I'll let Show demolish you for the time being. But title or no title, I get you next. Meanwhile, I'll go after something O'Reily couldn't get: The soon-to-be-nWo Cruiserweight Championship." She smiles. "That's right, losers. That means that after Molly 'By Golly, I'm The One-Girl-Revolution' Holly faces the winner of this meaningless tournament, I'll take on the winner of that match, as if it made much of a difference. Because the result's are going to be the same, anyway: I'm going to walk out as champion, one way or another." She states as she now hands the mic to Crash but "Sykes" him as she then hands it to Show. Show smirks, taking the mic. "That's right Akiko...you better be ready. Remember what I did to you just a few weeks ago? That is NOTHING compared to what I have planned for you in our match. Watch what I do to Austin tonight in the cage, and multiply that by 50. THAT'S what will happen to you, Akiko. And I WILL be the NEW Triple Crown Champion! And you'll just be a grease stain in the mat." he states, tossing the mic to Bullwhip. Bullwhip catches it as he then speaks. "Let's make this short and sweet. Test, I know for a fact that you're backstage right now with apparently your new bitch, so I want you to get your head from her ass for just one minute so you can get this through that pea-sized brain of yours. I know that you have a promised, god know why, first crack at Trish. If you manage to win! Then it's your ass I'm kicking for the title. But if you manage to mess up? I'm going to kick Trish's ass, and then I'll still kick your ass in front of your bitch and show you how much of pussy you are!" He then gives the mic to Glenda, but it's snatched by Erik who runs up in front of the group, looking quite nuts, pacing about. "Hey!! Hey Show! I don't want you to screw Austin up too bad. NOO! No I don't! Cuz I wanna little bit of him!! That's right! He screwed up all my chances with Honey! Now he's trying to turn her into something abnormal!" Erik kinda glances at Glenda. "I mean! Woman is meant to be MAN'S lover! Woman is meant to sit before a MAN and do stuff to a MAN! And that MAN is me!! MEEE!!! AUSTIN!! YOU'LL PAY! YOU'LL PAY YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" His voice is getting all high and squeaky. Show grabs Erik, as if to try to calm him down, as he yanks the mic away from him and hand it to Glenda. David just shakes his head at Erik's actions just then. Glenda shakes her head at Erik who's struggling like a loony in Show's grip. Glenda then walks out in center and looks to the nWo. "The nWo. Truly we've been working hard to build ourselves up. To make ourselves the best. And we've recently gotten some... additions to our group." She looks to Show, Waters, and Frosti. "So, our family is growing. But.... I've recently come under the knowledge of some property... Some very tempting property. I haven't bought it yet, but the owner is willing to sell. And I've chosen individuals to buy it with me, in equal shares. Thus.... this property will be led by no-one really. Perhaps I'd be the leader in a way, but everyone will have a say in the running of this property." David blinks a bit, turning to Glenda, not knowing anything about this. He looks intrigued though. "And so... with myself and my handpicked members... we promise all of you!" She points to the crowd who cheers.... and she then turns to the nWo. "All of you... some major shit going down." She turns to David. "And I'd just like to say, don't be afraid of the wolves in sheep's clothing...." With that, she pulls her black and white nWo shirt of... to reveal a red and black one.... Akira then does the same, with a smirk. Bullwhip then rips his shirt off, revealing a tank top version as his girls slide out of their dresses, revealing a red latex tube dress with black tribal designs. The crowd goes wild. David looks LIVID...as he FORCEFULLY grabs the mic away from Glenda. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" he shouts. "ARE YOU ACTIVELY TRYING TO RUIN THE nWo NAME!? THIS IS WHAT RUINED IT IN WCW, AND NOW YOU'RE BRINGING IT BACK!?" Glenda raises her eyebrow, though seems to smirk. "David... David chill." She holds her hands up. "We're not here to ruin the nWo. We're here to improve it. The nWo is doing great sure. But we need something a bit fresher. I mean, as it is, nWo is already stagnating, if you don't mind me saying. New guys like Show... Frosti... sure. They're getting their big breaks... what happened to the matches Akira and I should get, to show our tag Champion Superiority? Why haven't your 'people' been on their toes and gotten Bullwhip's Extreme shot? Hey, We're still nWo. We'll still help you out.... but we do it.. OUR way." "David...just calm down a bit. It's not that we hate you." Bullwhip explains. "It's nothing personal...it's just strictly business." David is breathing deeply. "First off...all right, I admit that I've been lacking in getting you opponents for the Tag Team Titles. And secondly...how the HELL am I supposed to get Bullwhip a shot at the Extreme Belt when the champ was knocked up?" "Whoa whoa there... take it easy chief." Glenda holds up her hand. "Look, David. You make.. a good leader..." She says... almost sounding like she's mocking. "But, I realize the burden on your esteemed shoulders. So, I'm helping you out. I'm taking the people I consider worthy and truly talented...." She can't help but glance at Frosti and Show. "...and I'll handle them. This Wolfpack is completely self-sufficient. And... we all run it. I'm afraid our pockets don't run as deep as yours, David... so the owner of the rights has agreed to let us all pitch in to buy it, thus giving us all equal control." David blinks. "How powerful can you be...there's only three of you!" Glenda smiles. "What? You think that the nWo has the only talent around here. It just so happens I have some outside prospects who would be completely and only Wolfpack. One of them, I've not worked with just yet... but I'd like to introduce one of them tonight." She seems to smirk a bit at Erik. Erik blinks. "This girl will be the nWo's flagstaff for Cruiserweight Supremacy. We will get her the match she deserves. And she will rule the ring.... She will be the Cruiser Division's... Queen Bee." Glenda smiles and sweeps her arm to the entrance. "Ladies and Gentlemen... HONEY!!" The classic Wolfpack "Howl" echoes throughout, followed up by the husky tones of "I'm a Slave 4 U," by Britney Spears. Honey sashays in, wearing a slightly racier version of her ring attire, hot pants instead of bike spandex shorts, and a top that shows off a tiny bit more cleavage than usual. The outfit is still black, but the gold stripes now have red highlights added to them, and a red nWo logo on the front of her hot pants. She gives a sneering glare to Erik, and then joins Glenda's corner. Frosti gives off a "She can't be serious! Her!?" look towards David. David just glares...apparently NOT liking this idea one bit. Erik's jaw drops. The Wolfpack smiles and claps for their new member. Glenda hands Honey a mic. "Thank you thank you THANK YOU!" Honey shouts with a broad smile. "Now I've only got one thing to say to the person responsible for trying to shut me out:--" She sticks her tongue out, and raspberries loudly. o/~ "I get to staaaa-aaaay!" o/~ She then looks at the rest of the nWo members, ignoring Erik. "And while I may not have convinced Molly to join with me, I've got to say that Max Connelly better not get any bright ideas about playing too rough, because he may just... get... STUNG!" Without warning, after Honey says her thing, "Bitch" By Meredith Brooks cues up...and Kelly Connelly-Flair actually comes out, though she didn't expect to do so. She too has a surprised look on her face about all of this as she makes her way to the ring. David is quick to go out to her side to help her to the ring. Glenda holds the ropes for Kelly as David helps her onto the apron. She smiles at Kelly. Kelly looks at Glenda is if to say..."WHY"...as she's handed a mic. "Glenda...can't we talk about this? I mean...is it REALLY necessary to do this...bring back the Wolfpack? People might see it as a weakness...try to exploit it..." Glenda shakes her head. "I don't see why it's such a weakness. I call it an expansion. We, the nWo as a whole have a chance to broaden ourselves. nWo Classic here... ruled by David. Wolfpack here.... controlled by all of us, and led by myself. Here's a little history lesson. As you know, I used to be a teacher before I wrestled...." She paces around a bit. "In WW2.... America was worried. Why? Because they had to fight a war on two fronts. It wasn't just Europe... it wasn't just the Pacific. America was attacked form all sides. We almost lost. We were a hair's breath away form losing. And David... Kelly.... EAW will NOT have American Luck...." She grins. David hmms...and Kelly talks. "Well...if we're going to do this...can we at least get one unified look? Incorporating both Classic and Wolfpack?" Glenda shakes her head. "No. We're not one total group." She says. "What's the point of Wolfpack going off on it's little... hunt.... if we're all still the same. Might as well say, 'Hey David. Toss around some cash and own this too.'" She laughs a bit. "Black and white... Black and red. Color distinctions. Like X-men Gold and X-men Blue. Same team... same goal. Two squads. Dig?" David glares...staying silent for this...tension in the air. Kelly sighs...upset about this. Frosti looks towards to David, wondering if she should lay out Glenda as Crash tries to grab the mic, but is yanked back. David sighs. "For now, I'll accept this." he says, extending his hand out to Glenda....though the look on his face tells a story that he STILL doesn't like this idea. Glenda smirks. "...Trust me...." She grins as she shakes hand, squeezing. David looks at her. "I guess I have to." Glenda smirks. "Great. See you guys later." With that the Wolfpack turns and leaves the ring as a howl rings out, followed by "Bombtrack" by Rage Against the Machine. They head up the ramp, raising their hand sign to the cheering crowd. Frosti just shakes her head, not trusting them on the situation as Crash somehow grabs the mic. "I want to say one thing! Test, I know you're back there, and if you-" Crash is then slapped upside the head by Frosti as she takes the mic from him and tosses it the side. "Bad Crash..." She mutters. Erik is still flabbergasted as he looks to David as if to say "What are we gonna do?!" As the Wolfpack starts to exit the ring, Honey steps out between the ropes, giving a very Stacy Keibler-esque view of her backside to the audience... but then she pauses, and looks back into the ring. She hops back in, and approaches Erik, glaring. Erik blinks. He frowns at her a little. With one deft motion, she grabs him by the ears, scrunching them up rather painfully, and pulls him to her for a VERY rough and forceful kiss. Then, glaring, she shoves him back, and exits, catching up to the rest of her group. "O.O" Erik lands on his butt and just stares. Bullwhip smirks, finding the entire Honey/Erik deal amusing. Big Show goes to help Erik back up to his feet, sighing. David and Kelly look out, David slight bitterness and resentment on his face, Kelly confusion and worry. "Let's go..." David says, as "Bombtrack" fades out to "nWo Anthem." David helps Kelly out of the ring, then exits himself...followed by Big Show. Frosti exits as she yanks Crash along, ROUGHLY dragging him through the ropes. Erik just blinks, still stunned and follows. Styles: What an interesting turn of events! The Black Hearts and Bullwhip have re-formed the Wolfpack, and have brought Honey into the fold! Monoka: How...um...hoo boy. Styles: As Monoka takes this all in, we're going to take a break! When we come back, Brothers of Destruction battle Savvy and Arianna...with Ryan Hardley as the special referee! Ryan Hardley comes out to referee the Brothers of Destruction vs. Savvy and Arianna match. He's dressed much like usual, except he has a referee shirt tied around his waist instead of the usual flannel. Naturally, the crowd heavily boos him. He ignores it, going to one of the corners, and slumping down in it... "Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" by Marilyn Manson and Sneaker Pimps cues up as Kane and the Undertaker comes out, and head down towards the ring, getting a good ovation from the crowd. Next, Arianna and Savvy enter individually (to "Set It Off" by POD and "All My Friends Crush You" By Neurotica, respectively) before walking down to the ring together. Both teams eye Ryan suspiciously. He stands up, ordering that one member of each team enter the ring. Arianna and Undertaker step forward, and Ryan signals for the bell. SPECIAL REFEREE: RYAN HARDLEY Brothers Of Destruction vs. Savvy and Arianna Taker looks a bit unsure about wrestling a woman, and a bit cautious to start off. Arianna ducks under a lock up attempt, scissoring Taker to the mat and driving his left knee into the canvas, attempting to take the big man's wheel out from under him. She stomps on the hamstring and quad muscles, and wrenches the knee in a side leg lock. Taker surprises her, punching her in the back and shoulder to break the hold, and pulling her up in an arm wringer. Taker sends her to the ropes, arm dragging her to the mat. Back up, and a top wristlock is followed up by slamming Arianna to the mat, picking her up and WALKING THE ROPES and dropping the elbow to the shoulder, and an attempted combination into armbar. Arianna manages to wriggle free a bit, swinging a wild kick into the arm of Taker to break the hold. Back up, she dropkicks the left knee, tagging in Savvy, and a chopblock from behind by Savvy keeps the momentum up. The two pick up Taker for a double team, but he fights back, throwing them into adjacent corners. Arianna on his right bounces off, and gets clotheslined to the mat. Savvy staggers forward, and is scooped up into Taker's shoulders. She slips loose of his grip, getting a shot into the back of the head, and kicks the left knee of Taker. She hits a rolling neck snap on Taker, as Joey notes that she's at a disadvantage because she can't use her power moves against Taker. Savvy continues to attack the knee, but pulls Taker up to set him into the corner, hitting a series of kicks ending with a leaping sobat. She goes for a monkey flip, but is caught, and Taker boosts her up and throws her down to the mat face-first! Taker hits the ropes, dropping the leg across the left arm of Savvy, turning it into a scissored reverse armbar, working the joint with physical strikes. He wrenches it a bit while getting in some shots to the kidneys, but Savvy flips forward and back, freeing herself a bit. Taker yanks her in, attempting a spinebuster, but Savvy counters with an arm drag of her own. She gets up, hits the ropes, and bounces off them with a back-kick to the chest of Taker. Tag made to Arianna, and they set up a springboard dropkick into a Crucifix Pin. Arianna gets a one due to Ryan's sluggishness in making a count. As Savvy exits the ring, Arianna stomps on the left knee, attempting to follow it up with a leg lock--close to a figure four. Taker gets up, fighting free by punching at Arianna's own legs. He gets back up, grabbing her legs and catapulting her towards the turnbuckle, but she grabs the ropes, flipping backwards with a dropkick similar to the Ultimo Dragon's ruse. Taker gets up, catching her on a charge and side-slamming her to the mat. She gets up, holding her back, and Taker hiptosses her--but she cartwheels as he feet near the mat, and throws a kick that catches Taker by surprise, spiking him with a DDT. She then hits the ropes, attempting a Shining Wizard follow up, but Taker blocks, Dragon Screw Leg Whipping her, then locking on a leg lace. Arianna crawls towards the ropes, grabbing the bottom one. Ryan yells for him to break the hold, which Taker does. Tag made to Kane, and Arianna climbs to the outside of the ring as he enters. Kane climbs to the outside, and chases her--she runs and slides back into the ring, and as Kane climbs in, over the ropes, she slide-kicks him in the ankle, crotching him on the top rope. She shakes the ropes afterwards, and leaping wheel kicks him, sending him to the outside--but he lands on his feet on the floor. Kane climbs back in, rushes Arianna, who leap frogs over. Kane comes back, attempting a clothesline, but Arianna ducks under, and backflips to the ropes, using the momentum to hid a dropkick into the abdomen. She rushes to the ropes, slapping Savvy's hand to tag her in on the way, and catches him from behind, German Suplexing him (!). Kane gets back up, stalking towards Arianna, chokeholding her and throwing her into the corner, then hitting a quick powerslam, but Savvy (the legal member of the team) surprises Kane, springboarding onto his back, swinging around and pinning him with a Mysteriorana!! -- Ryan makes a count of--onetwothree?! Styles: Kane throws Savvy off of him, in what would roughly be a two count at normal speed, but--- Monoka: An incredible upset by one-half of former-nWo member Violette, Savvy, and her tag team partner Arianna!! Styles: That was a fast count, Monoka! Monoka: I didn't see a fast count. =P Arianna and Savvy look disappointed at their tainted victory, Kane looks shocked, and Undertaker looks angry, but not surprised... Styles: Taker coming into the ring now, and I think Ryan is about to pay the price for this screwjob!! Monoka: Pfft, that bitter paranoid ass just can't accept the fact that he lost. What a sore loser--Ryan did nothing wrong!! Styles: Yeah, sure, and you're a size 6. =P TAKER AND KANE WITH A CHOKESLAM on Ryan Hardley!! Taker picks up Ryan, giving him a LAST RIDE, and shoves Kane, apparently ordering him-- And Kane gets a table!!--and stets it afire with a touch!! Taker picks up Ryan... Style: Throwing him out of the ring with another Last Ride through the burning table!!....OhmyGAHD!!! As "Holy Shit" chants start, J-Von and Bubba Matt Hardly rush down to the ring, and begin to brawl with the brothers as we go to commercial... COMMERCIALS GO HERE! We're in the backstage area as we return from the commercials, and find David Flair talking to Big Show in the back. "All right Show, you know your mission out there. You're going to go out there and destroy Austin once and for all. You're going to demolish Austin! You're going to annihilate Austin! You're going to make an example of Austin out there once and for all!" David says, grinning. Show nods. "Damn right I am...Austin will just be another message to Akiko when I go for her title." David smirks. "That's the way. Then, after you expose Austin's in-ring weaknesses, I'll expose his out of ring weakness..." We cut back to the arena, where we find Styles confused. Styles: What did David Flair mean by that? Monoka: Oh, you'll see soon enough Joey, trust me. Styles: Well, in any event, we have another match to get to... "Cold" by Static-X cues up and nWo Classic member Frosti makes her way to the ring, dragging Crash with her roughly as she makes her way to the ring. Taka: The following Extreme Rules match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her slave, Crash Holly...representing nWo Classic, from Los Angeles, California...standing 6' tall and weighing in at 133 pounds...the EVIL and sexy...FROSTI! Funaki: InDEED! ^.^ Styles: Frosti of...I guess you'd say nWo Classic, now coming out to the ring... Monoka: And I still can't believe that Glenda would make a whole 'nother nWo segment...I thought she was HAPPY in the original... Styles: MONOKA! We have a match to worry about? Monoka: Er, right. Frosti is going to DECIMATE Krise out there...I predict it! Styles: You may be right...Frosti tying Crash to the ring post now as she gets into the ring... "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm starts playing now, and the crowd reaction quickly turns negative. Taka: And her opponent...Krise Stratus. Funaki (bored sounding): Indeed... Styles: Well, Krise seems very enthusiastic about this match, despite the disrespectful entrance that Taka Michinoku gave her. Monoka: Why she's so energetic about being slaughter in the ring I don't know...she seems to be ready though, and she better be against Frosti. Styles: Krise in the ring now, and getting ready. We're underway! Frosti vs. Krise Stratus Krise circles Frosti a bit, apparently looking for an opening, and Frosti just seems to be chuckling at having to face someone like Krise. Krise goes in for a grapple, Frosti takes it, then ROUGHLY shoves Krise on the outside of the ring, Stratus landing hard on her back. Frosti takes advantage of this and the Extreme Rules stipulations, and follows Krise to the outside of the ring. She picks up Krise, then gives her a quick thrust kick right to the face, making sure that the back of Krise's head hits the ring steps. Frosti slides back into the ring, smiling, as Crash, luckily in reach of her, grabs Krise and tosses her back into the ring for his "mistress". Frosti waits for Krise to get back up to her feet, and goes for a gore. Surprisingly though, Krise manages to get a DDT in as Frosti attempts the gore...and goes for a quick cover, but only manages to get a one count on Frosti. Frosti seems a bit surprised and angry about getting pinned for a brief bit, and when she gets back up to her feet, she quickly grabs Krise's throat, about to go for a chokeslam. Krise manages to fight out of it though, kicking Frosti in the gut, and gets a quick piledriver onto Frosti. She goes for another cover, but still only manages to get a two count onto Frosti. She waits for Frosti to get back up...and nails Frosti with the Stratusfaction Driver...but only gets a two count as Crash takes Frosti's leg and puts it on the bottom rope. Krise seems to be upset with Crash...and unties his harness from the ringpost...then uses it to toss him HARD into the safety barricade head first, knocking Crash out. She then gets into the ring, and attempts to go for another Stratusfaction Driver, but Frosti manages to block it, and nails Krise with the Splitting Edge...going for the cover, and getting the three count. Taka: HERE IS YOUR MOST EEEEVIL WINNER, FROSTI! Funaki: YAY! Er, InDEED! Monoka: And Frosti with relative EASE defeating Krise right in the middle of that ring. THAT'S what the nWo is all about! Styles: Frosti looking down at Krise...and what's with the sick smile on her face? She's going out of the ring now...and she's getting a table and a cinder block out. Why is she doing this? Monoka: Well you know Frosti's style, Joey. She just wants to leave another message for the young Stratus girl. Styles: Frosti setting that Cinder block on the middle of that table...oh no, she's not going to do what I think she's planning to do, is she? Monoka: There's your answer, she's setting Krise up for the Defroster! Styles: Wait a second! Here comes Savvy to Krise's rescue! Superkick by Savvy right into the face of Frosti! And Arianna is getting Krise out of trouble! Monoka: Their match already happened...and they won! Why do they need to stick their nose into this match? Styles: Frosti getting back up, and Savvy hitting her with the Final Rush! Right through that table! We have to go to break now! *EEEEEVIL COMMERCIALS!!!!!* We come back to the announce table. Monoka: All right, for those of you worried, Frosti is all right after that. A bit angry, but all right. Styles: Monoka, you stole my line. Monoka: SO? Styles: *sigh* "One Girl Revolution" cues up... and the crowd goes... well, dead, as the Cruiserweight Champion makes her way out to the ring. Taka: The following match of good and evil is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the most non-evil Cruiserweight Champion... Molly Holly! Funaki: InDEED! Styles: Molly Holly, the Cruiserweight Champion making her way to the ring now, and she seems to be just a bit nervous about what she's got to face in this ring tonight. Monoka: Hey, she should be glad she's part of history here... the first SANCTIONED match of Max Connelly as part of his company, right here on nWo Extreme Zone! Styles: Max Connelly is a sick and twisted individual... he probably cares less about the match than he does injuring Molly Holly. Monoka: But that's his style... and it works well for him. But it seems you're underestimating Molly's chances in this match. Styles: Maybe I am... Molly still looks worried as she hands her title to the referee... "TNT" by AC/DC cues up... and the crowd reaction perks up with cheers now... as the spiky-haired fighter comes out. Taka: And her most EEEEVIL opponent... making his return to this company, from Mars, PA, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 225 lbs...."CRIMSON" MAX CONNELLY! Funaki: InDEED! Monoka: What a hunk! ^_^ Styles: Max Connelly making his way to the ring now... look at the sick twisted grin on his face. Monoka: Hey, this is what he works for... going out there and giving someone punishment like no one else can. Styles: Connelly now getting into the ring, and attacks Molly before the bell can even ring! "Crimson" Max Connelly vs. Molly Holly Max knocks Molly down to her back with the first punch... and follows up with an elbow right into her chest. He then grabs Molly by the hair, getting her up to her feet, only to attempt to blast her with a clothesline again. However, Molly manages to duck it, and leaps up for a modified Headscissors Takedown as soon as Max turns around. Molly waits for Max to get back up to his feet, and dropkicks him right out of the ring as soon as he does. Max tries to regroup himself on the outside, but Molly follows him, and tosses him back into the ring. Max gets back on his feet, and Molly is waiting for him, using the ropes to get a springboard clothesline on Connelly. She quickly goes for the cover, but only manages to get a 1 and a half count. Max attempts to get back up to his feet, but Molly manages to get a 3/4 Nelson Cradle on Max... still only managing to get a two count. When Molly tries a small package though, Max is ready for her, and stomps right into her sternum. With Molly on the mat, prone from the kick, Max now starts going for the neck of Molly, placing a knee right into the neck and grinding it hard. Molly's screams of pain seem to encourage Max to continue with this twisted deed... as he adjusts to sit on her shoulders, pulling back on her chin in a modified Camel Clutch like hold. Surprise comes onto Max's face when Molly manages to fight out of the hold, and pushes Max into the ropes. As Max comes off the ropes, she drops Max face first on the mat with a drop toe-hold, then attempts a sharpshooter-like move onto Max... but Max manages to grab the ropes quickly, causing Holly to break the hold. However, Max doesn't end there, and gets his arms around Molly's waist, tossing her through the ropes, getting her caught in the ropes around the neck. With Molly trapped, Max slides to the outside of the ring, and elbows her hard right in the ribs. He then pushes Molly's legs, flipping her back into the ring... before climbing up to the top rope and hitting Molly with the Hit and Run. He goes for the cover, but only manages to get a two count. Max turns Molly onto her back when the 2 count is declared, and drops a hard elbow into Molly's neck now... apparently wanting to REALLY punish that area of Molly's body. He goes off the ropes to drop another elbow into it, but Molly manages to get out of the way. Both superstars get back up to their feet, and Molly catches Max with a Hurricanrana, holding on for a pin, but still only managing to get a two count out on Max. Molly doesn't let up on Max, and grabs Connelly to his feet again, going for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Max manages to block the move, and goes for his patented Dead On Impact... but Molly manages to block this too, and she hits her Northern Lights Suplex, but still manages to only get a two count on Max. While Max is down on the mat, Molly climbs up to the top rope....getting ready to hit Max with the Molly Go Round. When Max gets up to his feet, Molly goes to hit the move, but Max sees it coming, and dropkicks Molly right in the gut as she comes down. Molly lands flat on her face after this, leaving Max an easy target, as he goes over and locks in Death By Torture. Molly tries to fight out of the hold, but can't, and eventually taps out. Taka: Here is your winner, by submission, the most EEEEVIL..."Crimson" Max Connelly! Funaki: InDEED! Monoka: YES! Max Connelly proved why he is deserving of being in this company, defeating the EAW Cruiserweight Champion! Styles: Max Connelly doesn't seem satisfied with that though as he lets go of the Death By Torture... what is he planning? Come on, the match is over already! Monoka: You tell Max that... he hits Molly with a Tiger Driver '91! He calls it the Spinal Cracker! Styles: Max STILL isn't finished though... he's setting Molly up for another one... VERTIBREAKER! Styles: WAIT A MINUTE! It's..."SUGAR" SHANE HELMS! SHANE HELMS IS IN THE BUILDING! Monoka: What's HE doing here? He was banned from the arena! Styles: No, the HURRICANE was banned from the arena! This is Shane Helms... Helms in the ring now... ducking a punch from Connelly... setting him up... OH MY GOD! VERTIBREAKER! Monoka: Someone get him OUT of here! He's making Max go away. ;_; Styles: "Sugar" Shane Helms just saved Molly Holly from what Max Connelly has had planned... one has to wonder what will happen next with THIS situation! *COMMERCIALS* We cut to the back, where Max Connelly is in the back, REALLY angry that "Sugar" Shane Helms interrupted his fun. He is throwing things around angrilly as he walks around the back. "Yeah? Yeah? No, GET OUT! GET. OUT!!" A young black girl dressed in black is talking on her cellphone nearby. "What else did he say? Really?! No. WAY!!!" ^__^ Max, not caring about this woman right now, just looking for something to destroy, grabs her cell phone, and chucks it against a brick wall. "HEY! That WAS an expensive cell phone you know!" The girl says in protest. "I'm, like, SO sure!" >=/ "Like I give a Rat's Ass right now." he says, shoving her roughly out of the way. "You didn't shove me. You did NOT shove me! You're, like, so rude!" Max is about to leave, ignoring this woman. "Hey! HEY!" The girl runs over and gets in front of Max. "You, like, better pay for my cellphone! My great grandfather gave me that on my birthday!" >=/ "Get the hell out of my way, you stupid bitch." Max says, going to shove her out of the way again. The girl gets shoved, but stands her ground. "Not until you pay!" >=/ Max sighs, and goes to punch the woman in the face. The girl... jumps out of the way and suddenly wallops Max in the head with a STRIKINGLY familiar superkick!!! Max is caught off guard, falling hard onto her back, knocked out. The girl stands with her back to him. She turns behind her and smirks. "Told you you'd pay..." she sees the camera... winks... and heads out the door. ![]() The scene switches to the parking lot. Fasha walks to her Suzuki Katana 750 and starts up the engine. Styles: And there's the Young Fury herself! The Saiyan Fasha! Up next she gets set to face off against the nWo's own Akira Hokuto! Monoka: And fail, mind you. Fasha revs the bike up and begins to drive off towards the ring... when suddenly-- *KRASSSH!!* Styles: OMIGOD!!!!! Monoka: HOLY--!! Styles: A SEMI TRUCK JUST... COLLIDED WITH FASHA!!!!! FASHA JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME BUT-- A PIECE OF DEBRIS FROM HER MOTORCYCLE STRUCK HER I THINK!! Monoka: It wasn't us! We'd... geez, we'd NEVER... Styles: Take a look, Monoka! Look who just got out of that semi! Monoka: Holy crap... It's Ryokami! Dressed in his all black leather pants, boots, and a leather duster he walks over to the injured Fasha as she gets up. But Nexus quickly runs in and delivers a solid big boot to Fasha's bleeding head! Quickly afterwards the rest of the Lunatic Fringe... Grind, Anette, and Stigmata... all show up. Fasha still struggles, but Anette grabs her tail and Fasha cries out in agony, collapsing to the ground. "Keep her occupied," Ryokami says. "If she tries to escape..." he looks to Grind, Anette, and Nexus. "... eat her. And remember to share." With that, Ryokami turns around and heads to the ring! Styles: What the hell is going on?! What's Ryokami's business here tonight?! We have to take a commercial break!!! ![]() OFFICIAL SODA OF THE ![]() Styles: Well we're back, folks... Fasha is being held hostage by the Lunatic Fringe! Akira Hokuto came to the ring prior to these turn of events and I think-- "Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" cues up! Styles: OmiGod... he IS coming out here! This isn't a sanctioned match, ladies and gentlemen! Monoka: Yeah! Akira's supposed to be facing Fasha, not this... this skull-faced freak!! Ryokami walks to the ring, adjusting his fingerless gloves, then stares at Akira Hokuto, who doesn't look like she's going to back down. Suddenly Ryokami slides into the ring! Styles: AKIRA INTERCEPTING RYOKAMI! A CHOP TO RYOKAMI'S CHEST BUT HE SHRUGS IT OFF! OH! THROAT THRUST TO AKIRA!! AND-- HOOK KICK SENDS HER DOWN! Referee Dave Hebner not allowing Ryokami to compete, which is a good-- OMIGOD!!! Monoka: Ryokami just headbutted Dave!! Styles: And with that extra hard skull of Ryokami's Dave's out cold! We have no ref!! And Ryokami doesn't care! Ryokami turns around as Akira gets up-- AND GETS SPEARED! AND RYOKAMI CHOKING AKIRA ON THE MAT! PICKS HER UP BY HER NECK... AND A HEADBUTT TO AKIRA!! THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING!! Ryokami now, out of the ring, picking Akira up... wheelbarrow powerbomb coming up-- wait, WAIT!! OH GOD!!!! RYOKAMI JUST WHEELBARROW POWERBOMBED AKIRA ACROSS THE RAILING!!!!! Monoka: ... This is... what's going on? Why aren't the others coming to save Akira here?! Styles: Ryokami going under the ring... and pulls out a chair! There are NEVER good intentions when it comes with this classic weapon but with Ryokami, those intentions could end up being homicidal!! AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS!! CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Ryokami drops the chair and goes back to the ring... and gets a table! Monoka: Oh, screw this... Styles: Monoka... ?! M-Monoka has just left her post and is heading towards Ryokami! AND-- THRUST KICK TO RYOKAMI HAS THE ANTI-SAVIOR STAGGERING!! Monoka charges in with a clothesline-- RYOKAMI SIDE-STEP AND-- omiGod... Ryokami... Ryokami just snapped Monoka's arm!! AND A HEADBUTT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! MONOKA'S DOWN!! AND HURT BADLY!! Thank God Aerith's here... Ryokami just... reveling in this carnage!! WAIT! AKIRA'S RECOVERED! AND-- GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!! AND-- Ryokami kippups! CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF AKIRA'S HEAD!!! Ryokami picks Akira up... locks on the full nelson-- MAISOU!!! RIGHT ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! AKIRA'S BEYOND BUSTED WIDE OPEN NOW!! Ryokami now, picking Akira and the chair up... what is he... oh God... wait a second here! ![]() Styles: NOT-- OH MY GOD!!!!! UNDERTAKER-STYLE GUILLOTINE!!! RIGHT ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF AKIRA HOKUTO!!!! And Ryokami taking a moment to laugh! That sick, psychotic laughter!!! No compassion whatsoever for Akira Hokuto at all!!! Monoka is finally being brought to the back, obviously to be helped by Aerith... officials now running to stop Ryokami-- and Ryokami-- CLOCKING ONE IN THE HEAD! DDT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ON ANOTHER OFFICIAL!!! THROAT THRUST TO ANOTHER AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! RYOKAMI'S AN ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION TONIGHT!!! And God help Akira, Ryokami's not done! He's got that table now! He... oh God! He's... setting it up on top of the announcers' table here!!! HE'S DRAGGING AKIRA UP... HE'S PULLING HER UP ON TOP OF THE SECOND TABLE!!! WHAT THE HELL-- NO! DON'T DOON--!! ![]() Styles: HOLY CHRIST!!!!!!!!! TENKA SAISHUU THROUGH... BOTH TABLES!!!!! AKIRA'S A BROKEN AND BLOODIED MESS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE'S EVEN BREATHING AT THIS POINT!!!! MONOKA COULDN'T STOP HIM!!! THE SECURITY AND OFFICIALS COULDN'T STOP HIM!!! GODDAMMIT!! RYOKAMI CHOKES AKIRA!!! DRAGGING HER AWAY FROM THE REMENANTS OF THE TABLES HERE! RYOKAMI PICKS HER UP!! CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!! RIGHT INTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! NOW STOMPS TO AKIRA'S NEAR LIFELESS BODY!!! He's picking her up again! DAMMIT, HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH-- Styles pauses as Ryokami looks to him and shouts "NEVER ENOUGH!!!" as he delivers the Shintou!!! Styles: ... This man is clearly psychotic!!! All but brutalizing Akira Hokuto! Not even trying to end her career, but her very LIFE!! Ryokami grabs Akira's right leg... wait... NO!!! ![]() Styles: RYOKAMI-- SNAPPED AKIRA'S LEG LIKE A TWIG!!!!! AKIRA'S ALL BUT OUT OF IT, BUT GOD HELP HER, THAT BROKEN LEG JUST SNAPPED HER AWAKE! SHE'S SCREAMING IN AGONY!!!! RYOKAMI... now he's... asking for the mic! What could he possibly say-- "... Akira Hokuto!!!" Ryokami says. "You are the first... and you will not be the last casualty of war..." He smiles darkly. "Yes... this is YOUR day of infamy!!! TONIGHT!!! The Lunatic Fringe has declared war on the nWo!!!!!!!" Styles: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?!! RYOKAMI DECIMATED AKIRA HOKUTO TONIGHT... ALL TO DECLARE WAR ON THE nWo?!!! HE-- WAIT!!!! MASATO TANAKA!!!!! MASATO TANAKA JUST EMERGED FROM THE CROWD!!! RYOKAMI DOESN'T SEE HIM!!! AND-- A CHAIR SHOT TO RYOKAMI!!!! AND-- ... Ryokami doesn't even feel it... my God... Ryokami's in full-on psycho killer mode tonight!! Masato rains chair shot after chair shot on Ryokami and he's just shrugging them off and is stalking Tanaka!!! But-- OHHH!! CHAIRSHOT THRUST RIGHT INTO RYOKAMI'S GROIN!!!! THAT got Ryokami down!! AND TANAKA-- DIAMOND DUST!!! RIGHT ONTO THAT CHAIR!!!! RYOKAMI'S DOWN!!!! THANK GOD FOR MASATO TANAKA!!!!! Tanaka now, going to check on Akira... and Ryokami... he's getting up. My God, he's getting up! Tanaka saw that! He's carrying Akira to the back!! And Ryokami... Ryokami's up, but his message... a violent message... has been sent!! We are officially at war!!! The Lunatic Fringe Vs. the nWo! And I have a sinking feeling NO ONE is gonna survive!!!! ![]() ... NO CAT-GIRL CAN RESIST HIM... Back to the parking lot... we see Nexus squeezing Fasha's tail, causing her to whimper in agony as Anette plays with Fasha's hair, twirling it around her finger. Grind sits cross-legged, watching Fasha hungrily as Stigmata also waits. Then Ryokami walks out in front of them; they look up at him and all smile. "Is it done?" Anette asks. "Broken, and done..." Ryokami says. "You can let go of Fasha now." Nexus nods, and releases Fasha's tail; she gasps out in relief and pants heavily... and glares at Ryokami. "You're lucky, Fasha..." Ryokami says. "The least you lose is your pride. Akira Hokuto may've lost more than that. But oh well. Casualties are always common in war. Hmph. Funny word, 'casualty.' Die casually." Ryokami bows to Fasha and turns to leave, the Lunatic Fringe following. "Screw you, you son of a bitch!" Fasha spits. "..." Ryokami pauses... then looks to Fasha coldly. "... Anette... Grind... Nexus... eat her." Fasha quickly gets up and gets ready to fight, but is too weak! Grind clotheslines her down viciously and grabs her shoulder sinking his teeth into his shoulder, causing her to scream! Nexus pounces onto her and shreds off her leather pants, biting deep into her thighs and ripping a chunk of flesh away as Anette pulls off her boots, picking up a leg and begins devouring her calf!! "... Stigmata, fetch the flower girl..." Ryokami says. "... Tell her she'll have a barely-alive Saiyan girl to heal..." Stigmata nods as she rushes to Aerith's office; Nexus, Grind, and Anette continue eating Fasha as she shrieks in exruciating agony. "... no one calls my mother that..." Ryokami hisses. The camera goes back to the commentators table, where Joey and a recovered Monoka are in shock. Styles: Folks...I, don't know what to make of this. There is such a thing as going to far, and I think... Monoka: RYOKAMI YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! DAVID FLAIR HAS JUST TOLD ME HE'S GOING TO GET YOUR ASS ARRESTED, AND ROT IN JAIL FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! Styles: Well...there you go...we have heard that Akira has been healed up...so that much is good at least. But...Ryokami has left a brutal message out here, all in the name of a war? Monoka: Well, he's got one. One on two fronts...and he's DAMN sure going to get his ass kicked in it. Styles: Well, despite all that has happened, we have to get to our main event now...the Big Show taking on Stone Cold Steve Austin in a no escape cage match...and if Austin manages to win, he gets a shot at the World Title in a Number One Contender's match with David Flair at Aggression. Monoka: And I hope to GOD Show humilates Austin like the punk he is. We need one good thing to happen here tonight, besides Frosti and Max getting wins. The film breaking effect occurs, screen going to black and white... NEW WORLD ORDER! "The Zoo" by Bruce Dickenson starts to play up now, and after a fireworks display, the Big Show comes out, with nWo's favorite booker. Taka: The following NO ESCAPE Cage Match is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by the Great Booker Chris Waters, from Tampa, Florida, standing at an amazing 7'2" tall and weighing in at 445 pounds...wrestling's only TRUE Giant...representing nWo Classic...the most EEEVIL...BIG SHOW! Funaki: InDEED! Styles: Big Show, quite possibly the most powerful and destructive force to ever grace a wrestling ring, and he is about to go up against a man that has been called at one time the toughest S.O.B. in wrestling. Monoka: A title that was given to him by the WWF. They have lower standards about things like that there. Styles: Show now looking over that cage...note that it's a cage with iron bars and NOT the mesh cage used so much nowadays.... Monoka: And look at this! Show ignoring the door, and climbing up over the SIDE of the cage! And he plans to make a huge dent in the head of Austin with that cage, if he doesn't put him through it. Styles: I don't get why Show is wasting this much energy climbing over the cage though...he may need it in this match. Monoka: That just shows how confident Show is in his skills. He KNOWS he has Austin's number in this match. Styles: Well, Chris Waters seems to think so on the outside of the ring, as he applauds Show while waiting for the opponent... *KRAAAA-AAAASH!* The screen goes back to color, the audience boos (but some are still cheering), and Austin makes his way to the ring as "Glass Shatters" plays. Taka: And his opponent, Steve Austin! Funaki: WHAT...er, InDEED! Styles: And look at this, Austin wasting little time to get into the ring, we're underway! FOR AUSTIN TO GET A SHOT AT DAVID FLAIR Big Show vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin slugs away at Show to start off the match, making the mass of humanity wobble. After about five punches, Austin goes off the ropes to nail Show with a clothesline, which only knocks Show back a couple of steps. A second attempted clothesline is met by a boot to the face by Show, causing the crowd to break into an eruption of cheers. Show, upon Waters' suggestion, decided to go forth with the plan to throw Austin THROUGH the cage. He lifts Austin up onto his shoulder as if Austin were a child, and with all of the force he can muster, he throws Austin into the side of the cage head first.... A stunned silence occurs when the cage does NOT give one inch, and Austin ricochets off the cage, his head busted open. Big Show looks surprised at this, and goes to attempt it once again, but this time, Austin slips behind Show, and drops him with a well-placed falling neck breaker. Austin doesn't let up, and starts stomping away at Show to the jeers of the crowd. He leans his foot into Show's throat, but stops when the referee yells at him, flipping off said official. This proves to be a mistake, as Big Show gets back to his feet, and nails Austin in the back of the head with a hard elbow strike.. Show seems to be talking to Waters on the outside of the ring as he stands on Austin's prone form, putting all of his weight into the Texas Rattlesnake's body. Lucky for Austin he is on his chest as Show does this, or it would have been counted as a pin-fall. Show walks off Austin, laughing a bit at the pain the Rattlesnake is in, but seems to be allowing Austin to get up to his feet. Looks prove to be deceiving, however, as Show sits on Austin's back once Austin is on all fours, and grabs at Austin's legs in a modified Boston Crab. Waters applauds Show, and laughs at the pain Austin is in as Show applies more pressure into the hold. Waters orders Show to punish Austin more...and goes to drop all of his weight right into the legs of Austin. He's stopped, however, when Austin rolls over and puts his knees right into a...well...sensitive area for Big Show. Show is wincing in pain at this happening, and starts to walk away from Austin, until the Bionic Redneck clips Shows legs out from under him, causing the goliath to hit his head against one of the bars of the cage. Austin goes for the cover, but only manages to get a two count. Austin looks enraged right now, as he grabs Show by the head, moving him to the bars of the cage, and grinding his face into it, busting Show's face open like his own was a bit ago, leaving both a crimson mess. Austin seems to be sizing Show up as Show gets up to his feet. Austin kicks Show in the gut, going for the Stunner, but Show manages to block it, grabbing Austin by the temples, lifting him up into the air, then slams him face first on the mat, landing his body into Austin's back. He rolls the Texan over, but only manages to get a two count when he goes for a pin. Show doesn't seem TOO worried about only getting a 2 though, as he grabs Austin by the back of his neck and sets him onto his feet. He then whips Austin into the turnbuckle, and is apparently planning to squash Austin in the corner with an Avalanche. Austin manages to use the turnbuckles to kick Show away at the attempt, and with Show doubled over, Austin gets a stunner in. He attempts to cover Show, but Waters reaches into the ring through the openings in the cage, and pulls at Austin's legs, attempting to crotch Austin into the cage. Austin blocks the attempt, kicking Waters away, then glares at the booker through the cage. Waters confidently taunts Austin, thinking he's safe behind this mass of steel...allowing Show to recover and ram Austin's head into the cage again, this time actually getting Austin's head stuck between one of the squares. The referee steps in, seemingly wanting Show to lay off of Austin until Austin can be freed...but with the referee distracted, this allows Waters to grab a steel chair, bashing it across Austin's head and popping him free of it. When the referee sees Austin is free of the cage, he stops holding Show back, much to Big Show's pleasure. Show picks up Austin...and attempts to go for a reverse DDT, but Austin manages to get behind Show, and lock the Million Dollar Dream into him! Show's face is turning bluish at being locked in the Dream...and Austin keeps wrenching away at the hold, desperately trying to get Show down to the mat long enough to beat him. He does...but not in the way that he wants...as Show picks Austin up onto his back, and just like WrestleMania 15 with Foley, drops all of his weight hard onto Austin's body. Show doesn't seem to be satisfied though, as he looks to the cage wall nearest to him. Styles: Big Show looking at the cage wall...he can't be thinking what I think he's thinking, can he? Monoka: Why do you keep asking that question...of COURSE he's thinking it! He's going to hit Austin with the Final Act off the top of the cage! Styles: If Austin can't recover in time to move out of the way, then this match is definitely over. Show getting to the top now...he's going for it...AUSTIN MOVES! Monoka: NO! Big Show landed right on his face with that too! Styles: Austin going for the cover now!
Monoka: *Whew!* C'mon Show!!!!!!! Styles: Show getting to his feet now... And Stone Cold staring in shock! NOBODY CAN BELIEVE IT!!!!!! Monoka: YES!!!!!!! The Big Show going for the SHOW STOPPER as Austin charges him---!!! Styles: NO!!!! Austin counters the chokeslam with an elbow to Show's head! Trading punches now, and STUNNER!!!!! STUNNER!!!!!! AUSTIN WITH THE STONE COLD STUNNER ON THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!! Monoka: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Styles: Hooking the leg now, and the Austin calls for the ref to make the count!
THREE! Taka: Here is your winner... the most EEEEEVIL Steve Austin Funaki: InDEED... As Austin heads toward his first ringpost to do his victory ritual, The Big Show sits up.... Stone Cold looks over his shoulder, frowns... and then walks back to Show, and gives him another Stone Cold Stunner. "Stay down!" But rather than tempt fate, Austin gets out of the cage, opting to forego his Four-Post Salute this time... Big Show is out cold after landing on his face and taking TWO Stone Cold Stunners; Waters is angry right now, kicking the ringpost. Stone Cold smirks, calling for a few beers as he gets out of the cage. He pops a couple open, and drinks them messily, celebrating to the cacophony of the audience. Despite being a pro-nWo crowd, they still undeniably cheer. Austin crunches the first two emptied cans of beer, and tosses them over his shoulder, onto the unconscious Show. Suddenly, "Glass Shatters" is cut off by the opening riffs of "Superstar"... as the crowd cheers even LOUDER! Stone Cold's head swivels to face the ramp, and he smirks to David Flair, gesturing for him to bring his carcass to the ring... David shakes his head, smirking. "Well, it seems you actually have surprised me, Austin." he states with a mic he brings with him. "You managed to squeek out a fluke victory over Big Show." Without a mic, it's difficult to gauge Austin's response, but from the looks of it, it seems as though he says, "C'mon down here an' Ah'll squeak somethin' outta YOU." "Now, most people would think that the stipulations would hold here, and Austin and I would face each other at Aggression." Flair states. "However... it's going to be kinda hard for Austin to come to the match when he's on trail..." Austin glares, seeming a little confused at what Flair is talking about... David smirks. "You see, I've stumbled onto a little bit of footage... which I found when looking up history on you. Very interesting piece... roll it!" The footage airs... and it shows, without sound, Austin striking... DEBRA! He seems to be beating her up pretty badly in the footage, a VERY angry look on his face. Austin's eyes go wide, and he can very clearly be seen mouthing the words, "You son of a BITCH!" He drops his beer cans, and stalks up toward David Flair... "Isn't is ironic Austin... you go all this past year or so denying the fact, and in one 30 second video, it shows that you were a lying, no good wife beater." David taunts, smiling. "I can't wait for the authorities to find you, as well as that murdering sicko Ryokami, and lock you BOTH up in the same cell together, to rot for the rest of your life Austin!" Austin rushes up to Flair, grabbing him by the collar and raising a fist to punch his lights out--!!! David grins. "Go on Austin... further prove the point I'm putting across! Hit me Austin... HIT ME! And you'll just PROVE that what I showed was the truth!" Austin's fist trembles as he holds it ready to slug Flair... and then he lets him go. "That's right Austin... walk away... like you did in WWE. Try running from the truth... because you know it will eventually consume you... it will devour you... and I'll be free of having you here." David says, laughing a bit as the nWo crowd cheers him for this. Austin just shakes his head, as he stops. "Fuck it." He spins around, and socks David in the mouth with such force that the nWo Leader is knocked on his ass! The nWo Crowd boos Austin loudly at this, throwing trash at the Texas Rattlesnake. As David lays on the floor, however, after rubbing his jaw... he smirks, as if he got his point across... and starts laughing again. ![]()
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