The opening chords to "More Human Than Human" play...that being the woman that sounds like she's going to orgasm, as it shows women dancing seductively in a dark alley. After the women moaning, clips of the best moments in the EAW's version of nWo's history play, the refrain to "More Human Than Human playing, until we blast to the logo...

A Blazing Fireworks display goes off in the arena, which is set up like a city street, similar to the way the Royal Rumble 2000 set was, minus the goddamn giant Taxi. New World Order banners hang from the rafters, and it's seen that the crowd is mostly pro-nWo. The ring has a black mat with white nWo Logo in the middle of it, and a white apron curtain that has "New World Order" printed on the side in black. Even the turnbuckles have nWo logos on them.

Signs in the mostly pro-nWo crowd include "David Flair was Robbed!", "John Smith is God!", "Erik is my Hero!", "Kaye Dated My 15 Year Old Son!", "Kaye Loves Katie Vick!", MANY "Akiko Is A Carpet Muncher!" signs, "The Black Hearts are TRUE Goddesses!", "Mystery Luchadore > Black Scorpion.", and many generic nWo Logo signs!

Before the announcers can start talking, the nWo Theme starts to play, and from the entryway comes Booker Chris Waters, along with Kelly Connelly-Flair. The crowd ERUPTS as they come out, and a good sized "Kelly!" chant starts to come from them. Waters gets onto the apron, helping Kelly into the ring, and they wave to the fans before they both take microphones.

"HELLO PHILADELPHIA, PA!" Kelly begins with a smile. "AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF EXTREME ZONE!"

The "nWo" chant starts up again, even louder this time, as Waters takes the mic. "I'm glad you're all here tonight to see the best action that the New World Order has to offer, and you can thank President Kelly for making it possible!"

Kelly smiles a bit to the crowd. "Let's introduce the staff for the show! First, in the backstage area...she's like Jonathan Coachman...only cooler and female, MONOKA!"

The Ordertron cues up a picture of Monoka, who is looking at a guy's butt as he walks. It gets a collective laugh from the crowd, and they cut off before Monoka realizes this. "And now," Waters begins "our special ring announcers...all the way from Japan, the one and the only team, TAKA MICHINOKU AND FUNAKI...Kai En Tai™!"

"Imperial March" by John Williams starts to play, and in formal looking Japanese kimonos, like what you'd see the hosts of "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" wear, comes Kai En Tai™, bowing as they enter. Taka pulls a mic out from his robe....and talks...in his dub voice!

"So, it seems tonight that the New World Order is showing the world what a good show is! But there is only one problem with us being the announcers here...this is a show that will be good, while we...are most definitely...EEEEVIL!"

Taka hands the mic to Funaki now, who looks out to an anticipating crowd...he talks a bit with no words, then..."IN-DEED!"

The crowd cheers loudly as Kai En Tai™ marches to the ring.

"And now..." Kelly starts. "My partner for the evening, Megan Eko." She says with little enthusiasm, and the crowd boos...then laughs when generic stripper music plays, and Megan makes her way out to the ring...looking VERY upset. Kelly cuts Megan's music, then looks to the crowd. "Anyway, enjoy the show...even though we have to start with an EAW vs. EAW match!" she says, waving as she leaves the ring, the nWo anthem playing, followed by Waters. Taka and Funaki stay in to announce, and Waters goes to the back.

Kelly: Well, I'm just waiting for my partner, Megan Eko to get to the booth here, we're almost ready to get underway!

Megan: (putting on headset)Why do I have to suffer through this?

Kelly: Come on Megan, this is the best 2 hours you'll ever spend!

Megan: Let's just start this and get it over with already...

"Bullets" by Creed cues up and Erica makes her way out to the ring. The crowd boos her. She poses, doing her Mutoh like moves, ignoring the partisan crowd.

Taka: Coming out first in this EAW match, weighing 110 lbs., from Pittsburg, PA, the very American, and thus EEEEEEEEVVVIIIILLLLL... ERICA ANGEL!!

Funaki: INDEEEED!!!!

Megan: ...Anyway, Erica is making her return.

Kelly: Yeah... Yeah.

"Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson cues and Sin walks out...

Taka: Yeah yeah yeah... Opponent, Roswell, and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLly dressed Sin.

Funaki: Indeed...

Kelly laughs. "Kai En Tai™ is doing us a favor by speeding through the EAW people."

Megan: I think it's just disrespectful. And Sin getting in, looking rather angry, eyeing Kai En Tai™ as they get out of the ring.

Erica wastes no time as Sin turns back away from Kai En Tai™, giving Sin a Scoopslam. She reaches down for Sin but Sin kicks her away. Erica stumbles back and Sin gets to her feet and goes off the ropes for a Cross Body. Erica ducks under it and Sin flies over, rolling ot her feet. Sin turns and Erica with a running knee to Sin's midsection. Sin goes down and Erica follows up with an elbow drop. Erica pulls Sin up and gives her a standing Hammer of Justice. Sin falls back to her knees and Erica poses, then rushes in for another, light Hammer of Justice, still not Finisher caliber, but still knocks Sin a little loopy.

Erica rushes with a clothesline, but Sin ducks under and deleivers a back kick. Sin then whips Erica to the ropes and Erica goes over, keeping hold. Sin grabs her hair and flips her back into the ring, then giving her a fist drop. She kneels at Erica's head and punches hard at her.

Erica begins to fight back and gets to her feet, kicking Sin in the gut and giving her a Side Suplex and then an Emerald Flosion. Erica then runs and springs off the ropes with the Starsault!

1...2... Sin Kicks out!

Sin manages to get to her feet but gets a high kick to the face for it. Erica pulls her up and gives her a knee to the midsection and then whips her to a corner. Erica vaults over Sin, knocking her down and flies off the top rope with a beautiful Moonsault, pinning her.

1...2... Sin kicks out again!

Sin seems to be getting her second wind as she fights up to her feet and whips Erica and catches her with a Dropkick. Erica rolls back and up to her feet. She launches herself forward with a clothesline, taking Sin down. Erica hops up to the top rope and flies off with a corkscrew moonsault, pinning again.

1...2...Thr-- And Sin kicks out!!!

Erica looks to be getting a little disturbed now, grabbing Sin's feet and dragging her around with the Fire Spin. Sin grabs her back which got some friction burn. Erica pulls Sin up and hoists her for a Powerbomb--but Sin counters into a Hurricanrana! Erica up to her feet! Sin runs in for a clothesline but Erica ducks down. Sin sees the duck and manages to leapfrog over Erica instead. Erica turns and grabs Sin from behind... ANGLE SLAM!! Sin rolls in pain and starts to get up. Erica is setting her up and rushes forward with a Hammer of Jus--NO!! Sin scouts it, grabbing Erica's leg in midair and giving her a hellacious Dragon Screw out of the air!

Erica holds her hip in pain. The speed, height and jerk Sin put on that dragon Screw could have dislocated something. Erica is starting to get to her feet and Sin rushes the ropes. She bounces off the middle ropes, using them to flip herself backwards over Erica, grabbign her head in a Reverse DDT way for the Sin-Sation--ERICA COUNTERS!! As Sin grabs Erica's head, Erica grabs Sin's and they both hit the mat, snapping each others heads!! They both slump down on the mat, taken out.

The ref blinks and has no choice.

1.......2.......3........4....-Sin begins to stir a little-....5........6........7....-Erica as well, bot neither girls are getting up just yet-....8........9....-Both put their hands on the mat and try pushing up-....10!!!

The ref calls for the bell and the match is called a Draw.

Megan: What a performance given on the return from both of these young women!

Kelly: What a gyp! That's not a match! We need a winner!

Megan: If you ask me, the winners are the fans watching.

Kelly: Sure....

*COMMERCIALS*

We return from break in the backstage area, where we find Monoka Restu standing.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to get word from Booker Chris Waters about what he's planning...."

Just then, Waters comes in, thoughtful as he does. Monoka turns to him. "Mr. Waters, you just saw what happened in that singles contest with Sin and Erica, what do you have to say?"

Waters smirks. "Well, due to the fact that the match with Sin and Erica did NOT have an ending that the fans would enjoy, I say that the two of them should fight again. Now, obviously there isn't enough time tonight to have them continue their match with each other, so at the next EAW show, I say that there's going to be a tag team match...under Extreme Rules. The Girls of Goth will go up against the American Angels!"

Monoka ooohs. "Interesting match there, do you think that they'll want to participate in that?"

"Of course they will...if they have the courage to. Now, I have to go greet our new commish..." Waters says, waving off as he leaves.

We come back to the announcer's table...

Kelly: Well, interesting match announcement there by Chris Waters, announcing that there WILL be a match at the next EAW show, there will be an Extreme Rules Tag Match between the American Angels and the Girls of Goth!

Megan: That match should be a classic wrestling affair, as well as extreme battle. It should be interesting to see how the match plays out.

Kelly: It should...but right now we're ready for the first match of the evening staring the New World Order! Erik O'Reily and M-2 Vengeance John Smith taking on The Black Scorpion and Ryan Kendrick.

Megan: I just think that this is nWo's way of trying to screw over the Scorpion.

Kelly: Why do you say that?

Megan: Come off it Kelly, you gave Scorpion a weak partner against Smith and someone who has slightly more experience than Ryan.

Kelly: Hey, Ryan Kendrick is a good match for Erik O'Reily...she's...hang on! We've gotten some news...let's take you backstage!

The camera cuts backstage, to in front of Ryan Kendrick's dressing room. Standing there, laughing, is the Symbiote Squad, who are holding up Ryan's ring attire, laughing as they run away!

We cut back to the commentator's booth, where we find that Kelly and Megan both have surprised looks on their faces.

Kelly: Um, well, this changes things a little bit, doesn't it?

Megan: I'm not convinced you didn't set up the Squad to do that.

Kelly: Why would we do that? We WANTED Ryan in this match! Now we'll have to give Scorpion the back-up partner.

Megan:...you had a back-up partner planned?

Kelly: We prepare for everything here.

"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica cues up, and almost the entire arena starts to boo the entrance of this participant.

Taka: And so, our next match starts! It is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from parts unknown...height and weight unknown...someone who is not EEEEVIL enough...The Black Scorpion!

Funaki: In-DEED!

Megan: They're not going to do that all night, are they?

Kelly: I can't say if they will or not...but the Scorpion coming out now, off the heels of losing to former nWo member Bret Hart at Split Second, and he's not that popular here in Philly.

Megan: More like he's not that popular with your partisan nWo crowd.

Kelly: Hey, we don't cause the fan's opinions here. We just let them watch a great show and choose.

Megan: Whatever...with Ryan out of the game apparently, it'll be really interesting to see who his partner is...

After Scorpion enters the ring, some circus type music starts to play over the speakers.

Megan: Oh no...

And from out of the entryway...a certain face-painted wrestler comes out, with a midget.

Taka: And now, Black Scorpion's non-EEVIL partner...accompanied to the ring by Dink, from parts unknown, height and weight unknown...DOINK...THE CLOWN!

Funaki: Indeed!? O_o

Kelly: Well, the infamous Doink has been chosen to be Scorpion's partner in light of the fact that Ryan isn't...well...up to wrestling.

Megan: WHY Doink though?

Kelly: Why not? Doink is a good wrestler...both he and Scorpion are mysterious in their own ways.

Megan: Oh please, Doink isn't THAT great....

Kelly: You just don't like Dink, that's all.

Megan: And neither do the fans, it seems.

Kelly: Like I said, that's there choice...Scorpion is arguing with the referee about something...what's the problem? Well, Doink pulling over Scorpion now, apparently trying to plan strategy as Dink runs around...

Megan: I can't believe we have to put up with this for this match...

NEW-NEW-NEW-NEW NEW WORLD ORDER!

After the classic film-breaking effect, and the screen going Black and White...the nWo Anthem starts to play, and from the entryway comes Smith and O'Reily...Smith wearing his nWo gear...O'Reily wearing a green version of his nWo gear minus the nWo logos. The crowd has erupted into cheers at this.

Taka: And now, their most EEEEVIL opponents...at a total combined weight of 411 pounds, M-2 Vengeance John Smith, and "Stylin'" Erik O'Reily!

Funaki: INDEED!

Kelly: LISTEN TO THE JAM-PACKED CENTER AS THEY CHEER THE NWO'S TEAM!

Megan: Ugh...this is sickening. Well, O'Reily seems to be ready for this match...though he has yet to win a match with the company.

Kelly: With David Flair and some others training him, it should surprise you how well he's learned. Erik and Smith now in the ring, and Erik seems to be enjoying the fans cheering!

The screen turns back to color as Smith and O'Reily enter the ring...the music dies, and a loud nWo Chant comes up from the crowd now.

Megan: I hope that this will be better than some say. The bell has now rung...we're underway!

Kelly: Wait a second, Dink is in the ring now...and he seems to be taunting the nWo team...he kicked Smith in the shins!

Megan: ...I think that Dink has a death wish out there right now...and John Smith just grabbed Dink!

Kelly: But Doink coming to his friend's rescue...I guess Doink and Smith are going to start this off, as Dink getting out of the ring as fast as he can!

Megan: Good for him, he'd get killed out there! Doink now going to work on Smith...pounding away at him...

Kelly: But Smith grabbing Doink's arm now...and snaps it hard to the mat! Doink holding his arm in pain...and Smith drops a leg right on it! And now John Smith working away at the arm of Doink.

Megan: This is a smart move by Smith right here, making Doink's arm weak so he's unable to do some of his better moves...

Kelly: Smith still holding onto the hold, and reaches back...tag to Erik now, and he slide-dropkicks Doink right in the face!

Megan: Let's see how much Erik has learned from your husband now...Erik sitting on the shoulder of Doink now...and he's pulling back Doink's arm in an attempt to get the clown to tap out.

Kelly: Smart working by Erik...Doink fighting it though...and he manages to flip Erik off of him! And now Doink makes the tag to the Black Scorpion...but Erik also makes a tag back to Smith!

Megan: What a coward! Why would Erik tag out already when he just tagged in a little bit ago?

Kelly: Erik is saving himself for later on in the match, Megan. Smith entering the ring now, and getting right in the face of the Black Scorpion...and Scorpion makes the first attempt at an attack!

Megan: Black Scorpion and John Smith getting into a slugfest, but I don't think that this time Scorpion will have the advantage there.

Kelly: Well, for the now the Black Scorpion has Smith reeling...Scorp going off the ropes...but Smith with a drop-toehold...and on the way down tags in O'Reily...who leaps over the top rope and drops a leg right onto the back of Black Scorpion's neck!

Megan: That was...actually a good double team move set by Erik and Smith...O'Reily going for the first cover of the match!

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Kelly: Erik doesn't seem to be deterred by that though...as he now starts working away at the neck of the Black Scorpion...but Scorpion pushes him away...HEY!

Megan: A low shot by the Black Scorpion...it seems that the referee is allowing it for now at least...and now Scorpion taking a leg of Erik, and taking him down!

Kelly: Black Scorpion now making at tag to Doink...who drops an elbow into the leg of Erik as Scorpion holds it. Doink now going for the cover...

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Megan: I can only imagine how angry David would be if Erik lost to DOINK of all people. Doink picking Erik up, and sends him off the ropes...

Kelly: Erik ducking a clothesline attempt by Doink...and catches Doink with a falling neckbreaker! Erik quick to make the tag back to Smith now...and Smith seems to have an evil look in his eyes.

Megan: Smith going off the ropes...and Dink trips him! I don't know if that was a good move by Dink to do that though...

Kelly: Well, it provided Doink the chance he needed to get an advantage...driving a knee right into the back of John Smith. Doink sending Smith off of the ropes now, Smith with the reversal...clothesline attempt ducked by Doink...

Megan: And Smith with a STIFF looking kick to the head of Doink as he goes off the ropes! I think even the Black Scorpion winced at that move right there.

Kelly: Smith going for a cover, thinking that the match is over...

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Doink BARELY gets the shoulder up.

Megan: I'm surprised how well fought this match is thus far...Smith seems to be calculating something...wait, Erik calling from the apron...

Kelly: Erik seems to have an idea...Smith hears him now...he's bringing Doink onto his feet, and another tag made to Erik...WOAH!

Megan: Erik flipping forward into the ring, and catches Doink with a Twisting Hurricanrana, dropping Doink right into the middle of the ring!

Kelly: And the fans loved it! Erik sliding in for the cover now!

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THREE...NO! The Black Scorpion pulling Erik's leg just before the three count can be laid down.

Megan: Scorpion saving his team from losing the match right there, but the referee now admonishing the Black Scorpion for it, and gives Erik and Smith the chance to double team on Doink...

Kelly: Smith with one kick to Doink's ribs...the referee turns now, and now Erik makes the tag to Smith. Smith pointing to the Black Scorpion...and drops Doink HARD with a reverse DDT! For the cover...

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Megan: Close call for Doink and B. Scorpion...Smith glaring at Doink now...he's picking up Doink again...but gets caught with a Jawbreaker by Doink!

Kelly: If Doink wants his team to win, he's got to make a tag as soon as he possibly can! Smith reaching in...tag made to Erik...

Megan: And Doink makes the tag to the Scorpion! Look at Erik back off at this!

Kelly: Erik backing off, Scorpion catches him, and a hard slam to the mat! Followed by a quick elbow drop to Erik's chest! Scorpion going to pin Erik, but Smith getting into the ring to break the pin!

Megan: And now Doink getting into the ring, and it looks like Doink is going to brawl a bit with Smith! He took him to the outside of the ring, leaving Erik in the ring alone with the Black Scorpion!

Kelly: Erik's going to have to be really careful against this maniac right here...Scorpion grabbing Erik again, and sending him HARD into the corner! And he gets caught in the corner with a Stinger Splash.

Megan: Scorpion catching Erik before O'Reily can fall to the mat, and grabs him...going for a backbreaker...and holding it in now!

Kelly: On the outside though...Smith has tossed Doink HARD into the ring post...and Dink going to check on his friend! Smith now getting up on the apron...about to get in the ring...Scorpion distracted by Smith as he lets go of O'Reily!

Megan: That isn't a good move, Scorpion! O'Reily barely getting up...he's going for that move of his, the Compressor!

Kelly: This is the first chance that Erik's had to use that move in a match situation...but the Scorpion managing to worm out of it. Erik seems surprised...and he's arguing with the referee about it!

Megan: What's this? This gave Smith a chance to pull the Black Scorpion out of the ring! And Smith slams the Scorpion's head hard into the apron...and the Heartbreaker Special on the floor!

Kelly: Doink getting in the ring, going after O'Reily...and O'Reily locks the Compressor in on Doink! Doink's tapping, but he's not the legal man, as Smith has the Black Scorpion on the floor!

Megan: Look at this, Smith rolling in the Black Scorpion now as Erik lets go of Doink...Erik going to the top...

Kelly: And Erik hits a 450 legdrop! For the cover now!

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*Ding, Ding, Ding!*"nWo Anthem" cues up again to an eruption from the crowd.

Taka: Here are your most EEEEVIL winners, nWo's M-2 Vengeance John Smith, and "Stylin'" Erik O'Reily!

Funaki: INDEED! ^^

Kelly: O'REILY WINS! O'REILY WINS! O'REILY WINS!

Megan: I can't believe it...Erik O'Reily actually WON a match on television!

Kelly: Well, Erik and Smith now in the ring together...Smith is holding the Black Scorpion down! It looks like it's unmasking time!

Megan: Do they REALLY need to do this?

Kelly: According to the fans they do! Erik now...pulls the mask off the Scorpion!

Megan: Look at this though, the Black Scorpion having a hood that covers his hair and ears...but not his face! And Dink is sliding a pie into the ring!

Kelly: Erik and Smith are unaware of this...as Scorpion puts his face in the pie before his face is revealed. They just screwed the fans out of what they wanted to see!

Megan: Well isn't that a shame...Doink now pulling the Scorpion out of the ring, and getting him out before he could be unveiled...

Kelly: It doesn't matter though...Erik's both won the match AND unmasked the Black Scorpion...and he looks damn proud right now!

Megan: HAH! But he gets splatted on the chest with a well-tossed pie by Doink! CLASSIC!

Kelly: Yeah, well, when we come back...

Before Kelly can continue, we cut to the back, where Booker Waters is waiting. "Hey there...just thought you'd like to know, up next is a special attraction match! It's going to feature the Troublemaker in one corner...and in the other? STONE COLD!

Kelly and Megan: WHAT!?

*COMMERCIALS*

When we come back for break, we find Troublemaker walking to the ring as "Frontier Psychiatrist" by the Avalanches plays. He's walking like Austin...and walks into the ring, then out of the ring, through the crowd...then we next see him at the entryway again, repeating the process.

Kelly: That's the 12th time he's done that already, how many more times will he do that?

Megan: I've always wondered WHY they let Troublemaker in...er, um, I think we're back on.

Kelly: OH! Um, welcome back! We're getting ready for a special attraction...Troublemaker against, believe it or not...STONE COLD! I didn't even know he was in the building tonight.

Megan: Why do I have a feeling that something is up...oh, and that's 13 now by Troublemaker...

Once Troublemaker is back in the ring...

*KRAAAA-AAAASH!*

"Glass Shatters" starts to play, and the fans reaction is mixed...but then turns to cheers when not Steve Austin, but Duane Gill, dressed in WWF Austin attire and with a black beer hat with "Gill 3:16" written in the middle comes out.

Taka: And his opponent, STONE COLD DUANE GILL! Most EEEEEEVIL!

Funaki: WHAT...er, INDEED!

Megan: ...you have GOT to be kidding me...

Kelly: Well, Waters pulled a swerve right there! He said "Stone Cold", but he NEVER did say "Steve Austin"...

Megan: Look at this though...Gill tripped when he tried to do Austin's entrance in the ring! And he falls flat on his face...as Troublemaker walks over Gill's back for his 14th entrance...

Kelly: Gill seems to be waiting now...sipping on his beer...Troublemaker coming into the ring...and Gill going for a Stunner!

Megan: ...and Troublemaker just exploded! Um...I...

Kelly: OK, THIS is bizarre...

Before they continue...

*KRAAAA-AAAASH!*

Kelly: Wait just a minute...it can't be, can it?

Megan: Oh yes it is, like Waters DIDN'T expect this...Stone Cold Steve Austin making his way out to the ring, and Gill looks like he's going to soil himself...

Duane Gill just stares, surprised, as Austin enters the ring, doing his posing...causing Gill to say one thing... "Gill 3:16 says...WHAT?"

Austin smirks at Gill. "Got tired o' riffin' on Goldberg, Ah see. Or did he threaten to spear ya if he saw ya walkin' in his pyro again?"

Gill just blinks...not sure what to do right now...still sipping bear out of the beer hat he has on.

"Look at ya," Austin says, circling Gill. He whaps the back of the beer hat, nearly bowling poor Gill over. "Yer stupid little hat. Vacant look in yer beady little eyes... The hell do ya think yer doin'?"

Gill stumbles a bit, gaining his balance...and grabs a mic. "The bottom line is WHAT...that WHAT...I was told WHAT to do WHAT this!"

"Do you have any idea how pathetic you look?" Austin says to him. "Do ya?" He reaches up for the two cans of beer in Gill's hat, and tosses one of them out of the ring. "Stone Cold Steve Austin... would NEVER... EVER... have LIGHT BEER in a beer hat." He crunches the can in front of Gill's face.

Gill gulps a bit, trying to back up a bit...sweat pouring down his face.

Kelly: Come on, this isn't right! Austin has no right to pick on Gill like that.

Megan: Like you DIDN'T expect him to do this?

Austin starts to get into Gill's face. "Now don't get me wrong. Ah've had mah share o' light beer. Light beer's fine, if yer tryin' to watch a few pounds. But if yer gonna wear a BEER HAT, you've got to have REGULAR BEER! Beer hats are for SERIOUS BEER DRINKIN'!" He goes to the ring post and calls for a few Steve-weisers, he pops two open for himself, stuffs two into Gill's beerhat, and then puts one into Gill's hand, toasting him!

Gill blinks, then smiles, wiping sweat from his forehead...toasting back by tipping a bit of the hat one way towards Austin...thinking that's the only complaint.

Kelly: I can't believe it...Austin actually NOT minding that Gill is imitating him!

Megan: That's surprised me too...Austin going to the exit, Gill looks happy...

Kelly: ...WHAT THE HELL!? AUSTIN JUST HIT THE STUNNER ON GILL!

Megan: Heh...good, I was starting to think Austin was going soft...

Gill is out cold...but as Austin Trash Talks, he probably won't notice someone dressed like David Flair was when he was the nWo Leader with a baseball bat in hand. Said figure swings the bat right into Austin's back as Austin trash-talks.

Austin rolls around on the mat, writhing from the attack, and looking up at the masked nWo man. "Son of a--"

And the nWo Man unmask, showing David Flair. Before Austin can get up though, a VERY heavy figure steps on his body...that of the newly inducted Big Show.

Austin just smirks. "Do yer worst, you sons o' bitches..."

Big Show stands on Austin's back, and goes to handcuff Austin's hands behind him. David leans in. "Austin...you DO know that you're tresspassing, right? You know what HAPPENS when someone tresspasses on an nWo Show? They get their ass arrested!"

Austin just chuckles. "That'll sound REALLY funny in a couple weeks," he says as Show hauls him around. "Ah'll be acceptin' yer apology soon enough... 'Til then..." Austin tips his head back, inhaling deeply for a loud shout: "AAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

David grabs an empty beer can in Austin's mouth, motioning for Show to get Austin back up. "You know Austin...I WAS just gonna have you arrested...but now I see that I have an oppourtunity here that I can't pass up." he states as Big Show gets Austin up to his feet.

Austin just chuckles.

"I'm going to debut my new move against you...the Legend's Fall!" David states...before kicking Austin in the gut, and giving him a Stone Cold Stunner!

Austin sells that "Legend's Fall" as well as can be expected, considering he's in handcuffs. He rolls around on the mat a little, trying to get his wrists free while shaking off cobwebs.

David smirks...and motions to Big Show...who smiles...and CLIMBS THE ROPES! David leans in. "Oh, we're not done yet, snake-man. Show's gonna do something that he only did once in WCW...."

As David says that, Big Show does a MOONSAULT onto Austin's prone body!

Austin just coughs a little, spitting blood.

David smirks as security grabs the internally bleeding Austin away from the ring...and he and Big Show get a "Na Na Na Na, Oh Hell Yeah, Goodbye" chant going as Austin is drug out.

As the camera zooms in on Austin's face, he's still smirking...but that changes when he sees something slightly off camera as nWo Extreme Zone fades out for commercial.

*COMMERCIALS*

Kelly: Well, we're back, and we're about to introduce the nWo Commish!

Megan: I think I heard that Austin saw who it was...and this is going to be interesting...

The Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa rock remix of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" cues up and Monoka makes her way to the ring, with a grin on her face, looking very sexy in her black dress, showing that being a big girls just means having great curves. She gets in the ring with a mic and smiles to the crowd. "Enjoying the show?!"

The crowd cheers loudly...many pro-Monoka signs coming up as well.

Kelly: It's great to see that Monoka knows how to work the crowd. Glad we chose her to be in the group.

Megan: OK...let's see how much of her own ego she strokes...

"OK, boys and girls...." Monoka grins. "Survey time...."

The crowd cheers in anticipation.

Megan:...who does she think she is, Scott Hall?

"How many people came to see the EAW people...."

A loud amount of boos starts to come up from the crowd...

"...Or the nWo?"

The crowd ERUPTS in cheers at this, a LOUD nWo chant cuing up from this!

"Chalk one up.... for the true talent."

Kelly: I LOVE that survey...that was cool.

Megan: Ugh...I think I'm going to gag...just get this over with.

"Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is my extreme pleasure to introduce you to a man. A man who has been picked to be the new, nWo commissioner! A man with experience. Vision. And perhaps the cutest butt of any executive I've ever met." Monoka grins. "Please welcome... ERIC BISCHOFF!!!"

Megan: ...oh no...

Kelly: Oh YES!

"I'm Back" starts to play, and Bischoff comes out...dressed like he does on Raw, except for the fact he has an nWo shirt on. He is all smiles as he walks down to the ring, the crowd chanting "ERIC!" now, and he's soaking it all in.

Monoka stands back and claps for Eric as he makes his way around the ring.

Eric grins, and goes over to Monoka...and gives her a big hug as he's in the ring.

She hugs him back, copping a feel on his ass.

Eric smirks, and returns the favor. "Ah, you're a girl after my own heart." he says with a smirk.

She winks back. "Eric Bishchoff? It certainly is an honor to be here with you, and for you to be our esteemed commissioner."

"Thank you Monoka. And it's good to know that unlike my OTHER company, I WON'T have to share decisions 50-50..." Bischoff notes.

"Well, there's one trait that seems to be equal for ALL versions of Austin...they LOVE to get themselves in trouble." Eric notes, smiling at the segment that happened before. "But rest assured, as your nWo Commissioner, people like Austin will NOT be able to get involved like that without invitation."

Monoka smiles. "A wonderful promise from a charming.. and wonderful man. ^_^"

Eric smirks. "Why Monoka...are you coming on to me?"

Monoka grins. "What makes you say that, sexy?" She winks and licks her lips.

Megan: Ugh...PLEASE get the hook...

Kelly: SHHH!

Eric chuckles. "Tell ya what...meet me in the back...after the show, I'll treat you to dinner and...we'll see where things go from there."

Monoka grins. "We'll see. So... you being quite experienced with nWo... what do you think of our little version, hmm?"

"To be honest...it's MUCH better than the previous version. I mean, less egomaniacs running around, trying to take control...no orange skin..."

Monoka grins. "And no boozers and brittle boned Shampoo spokesmen, huh?"

"Damn right. This nWo has TALENT!" Eric states, plugging it. "From the thinner, in shape Big Show, to the young potential superstar Erik O'Reily...all the way up to the leader, David Flair! And even backstage, with President Kelly, and you, Coachman with Talent and much better to look at."

Monoka smiles, looking bashful. "Why thank you. Well, with you here, this nWo is now perfect. And I'm sure you've got big plans."

Eric nods. "And I'll make sure that everything that happens in nWo will be improved greatly, starting tomorrow, when I first take over the job!" he notes, smiling.

She grins wide. "I can't wait for that. If you need any help getting.... settled in, gimme a call. ^_-"

Eric smiles. "Well, why not wait in the back, and we'll...talk about it." he states with a smile.

She smirks and winks, heading into the back.

Eric looks towards the crowd with a grin. "You see...THAT is the future right there...the nWo...THIS nWo...is the future of the company... and as the nWo Commish, the ONLY nWo Commish, I tell you right now that things are going to be a little different now! I'm going to shake things up just like I WOULD be if I wasn't saddled with Austin as my Co-General Manager. But it doesn't matter...I'm ready to bring this nWo to the glory that the last one was...maybe even better...because I love everyone of you people!"

Suddenly, "Spookshow Baby (BLCS Mix)" cues up! And out walks Lilith Aensland, dressed in her red leather mini-skirt/jacket/sandals attire with a white T-shirt added. She slides into the ring and raises a hand to the crowd, before turning to Bischoff. "YOU'RE BACK! AND YOU'RE BADDER THAN EVER! Not to mention your hairstyle! You look like the Fonz on Rogaine!" He holds up two thumbs. "Eeeeeyyyyyy..."

Bischoff smiles. "Well...how about this. The nWo has sent me an exotic dancer for me to enjoy tonight. Now what's your name...Delilah? Seductress?" he begins, just smiling

"Lilith Aensland." She introduces. "I'll be your lover... I'll be forever, and I'll be tomorrow. I am anything while I'm high, as the old sayin' goes, Bischonen!" Lilith smirks, walking around Bischoff.

Bischoff smiles, turning towards Lilith. "Well, Lilith...I think you and I could be perfect together tonight. It's nice to see nWo is nice enough to send me someone to help me...celebrate...my new extra job..." he begins...rubbing a hand on her hip...

"Bischoff... I got a rude awakening for ya..." Lilith says, looking deep into his eyes. "See... I intend for the two of us to be perfect together because... well, I happen to be..." Lilith steps back and in a flash of light, red replaces black, and an nWo T-shirt replaces her white T-shirt. "... the nWo's Co-commissioner!!"

Bischoff blinks...but then chuckles. "Forgot about the powers that Kelly warned me about with some people...but PLEASE! How the heck can you be nWo? You look like you have an I.Q. in the negatives...so I'll make it slow for you." he begins...leaning close into her face. "You...didn't....sign...the...contract..."

"Yes, I did..." Lilith says with a smile. ^_^

"Oh please...I was THERE..." Bischoff says. "Now...let's stop these games..." he begins, putting his hands on her shoulders. "Let's get to why you were REALLY out here..."

"No, really. I signed the contract." ^_^ Lilith smiles. "Check it yourself, Bischy Boy." ^_^

Bischoff chuckles..."What the heck..." he says, taking out the contract from his jacket pocket. "Show me..."

"See? Riiiiiight... here." Lilith points it out. "Right next t'your name." ^_^

Bischoff blinks. "...how in the hell!?"

Lilith smiles. "See, I'm what's called a 'Q.' And in my Qly Qliness, I've Qified the contract so that, legally, I'm nWo co-commish now! Oh, did I mention I'm ALSO EAW Co-Commish?" Lilith grins. "I AM A GOD AMONG INSECTS, BOY!!! BWHAHAHAHAAaaaaa and all that." =p

Bischoff glares. "Listen...I don't have to put up with this until tomorrow, and I'm SURE that nWo President Kelly Connelly-Flair will NOT let this stand! But for now? Let's get you to do what you're GOOD at..." he says, trying to push her down onto her knees.

Lilith suddenly becomes very immobile, like a statue. "... Puh-LEEZE. Even I have my standards."

"A two cent prostitute like you has STANDARDS!?" Bischoff begins, laughter in his voice. "Come on...from what I've heard about you Lilith, I know you DON'T have standards. Hell, I've heard that you even did a raccoon once..."

"Yeah, but at least a raccoon would have enough decency to not wear a bridal gown in public." Lilith smiles, and blows him a kiss. "Ciao, Bischy!" And Lilith leaves as "Spookshow Baby" cues up.

Bischoff blinks, looking down, and seeing that he's now in a wedding dress, glares to the back...going to give chase to Lilith.

Cut to the backstage... Lilith's nowhere to be found, save for a ring worker getting some pyrotechnics ready for the next show.

Bischoff glares. "Somehow, I'm going to make her nothing compared to me..." he states, going to march to his locker-room to get changed.

The ring worker pauses, looking to Bischoff as he leaves. He smiles, and says, in Lilith's voice, "Qtastic, Bisch." And in a flash of light, he's gone...

*COMMERCIALS*

(Note: Due to our long-running history of chronically late results, we've decided to twice to a more abbreviated, summary-style of match writing for at least a temporary basis. I will be writing the next show by myself, and here's an example of what to expect.
--Andrew)

NEXT! The EAW Tag Team Championship Match!

First, the challengers for the titles are introduced as "Wild Thing" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. At a combined weight of 347 pounds, Glenda "Unibomb" Jacobs and Akira Hokuto--the Blackhearts!!

And their opponents, the EAW Tag Team Champions, weighing in total of 445 pounds, JC Stone and Kaye, Scorpion's Pyre!!

CHAMPIONSHIP
The Black Hearts vs. Scorpion's Pyre (c)

As the bell rings, Kaye and Glenda walk to the center of the ring, staring at each other as Kaye hands the Tag Team Championships to the referee, unflinching.

Glenda slaps herself on the neck, egging on Kaye to make the first move. Kaye grips Glenda by the throat, but Akira quickly gets in the ring and kicks Kaye in the middle of the back, before going right back out of the ring. Glenda takes control with a thumb to the eye and a series of right hooks as the referee warns Akira, and Glenda whips Kaye towards her corner, kicking Kaye in the midsection and putting a boot across the throat as Kelly says that Glenda is the uncrowned Tag Team Champion, having never lost the tag titles during her reign with Sonnette.

Tag is made to Akira, and the two double team Kaye, then they set up and execute a double superplex. Akira kicks at the back of Kaye, picking her up and hitting a neckbreaker, legdropping the right arm and applying a scissored armbar. She continues to work over the arm, then tags back in Glenda, who holds up Kaye in a bearhug as Akira goes to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick into the back. Glenda mocks Kaye, setting her up for a chokeslam, but ends up choked with Kaye's left hand, then thrown into the turnbuckle. Throat thrusts from Kaye, who tags in JC, and whips him towards the corner--splashing Glenda. Glenda staggers out of the corner into a Flyswatter spinebuster by Kaye, and JC and Kaye put the boots to Glenda, and JC covers for a two-count. JC keeps Glenda somewhat grounded, pummeling the back with martial arts kicks, until she powers her way out. JC hits the STO, going for a pin, but Akira makes the save, and the Blackhearts illegally double team him with a double atomic drop and a superkick-big boot combination.

Akira goes to the apron as Glenda pumphandle slams JC, and posts him for the Tree of Woe. Tag made to Akira, and she shows JC some of her own kicks, including several in the upper thigh. Glenda grabs a reverse headlock, and Akira runs from the opposite corner, vaulting over Glenda and onto JC in a variation of the Team Angle double team. Cover, center of the ring, and a kickout right before the 2 by Akira. She drops a slingshot leg drop onto the back, and goes for a Tiger Driver from the second rope, but JC reverses, back body dropping her, and leaping off the second rope with a kneedrop. JC with a Russian Leg Sweep and an Octopus Stretch, and a wrestling sequence commences...Akira reverses to a legbar--JR dives sideways to take her down, full nelson--Akira slips free--they fight for a backslide--Akira gets it--JC reverses, bridges up, and hits a Wheelbarrow Powerbomb!! JC for the cover, 2 count only, and he tags in Kaye. JC sets up a catapult, and Kaye catches Akira by the throat--chokeslamming her hard to the mat!! Long two count, and narrow kickout for the challenger.

Kaye whips Akira to the ropes...running clothesline!! Akira staggers up, and is whipped again, and driven to the mat with a tilt a whirl slam. Kaye goes to the top rope, perching on top, and as Akira gets up--Glenda grabs the foot, stopping Kaye from diving from the top!! Akira quickly takes advantage, rushing up and driving Kaye into the mat with a Super Armbar Takedown!! Tag made to Glenda, who holds Kaye in place, and Hokuto goes for a Mafia Kick, but it misses and hits the referee when Kaye breaks the hold and yanks Glenda's leg out from under her. Kaye then grabs the shocked Akira by the throat--

But then, the Hardleyz--J-Von, Bubba Matt, and Ryan--appear from underneath the ring, and yank JC off the apron. He fights them off as best he can, even knocking Ryan right on his ass, but a Bubba Matt Bomb stops him short. Kaye sets up a Tombstone Driver on Hokuto, but Glenda shoves her from behind, allowing Hokuto to slip behind and Dragon Suplex Kaye!!

The Hardleyz, who have rather threatening shirts on with a picture of Ariel on fire, on the back, the words "Burn Kitty, Burn," pummel JC. Ryan yanks a glass table wrapped in filthy old rags from underneath the ring, set it up, and tosses a match to it, quickly igniting it. Glenda wrenches Kaye up, dropping her with a neckbreaker, and after wrapping her arm around the rope and arm dragging her down to the mat, locking on the Buffalo Wing, forcing her to face the direction of the flaming table.

As the Hardleyz set up JC, Kaye tries to fight free of the submission--and JC is driven through the flaming glass table!!

Tag made to Hokuto, vaults in and they double team Kaye again as the referee recovers. Glenda chokeslams Kaye, then helps pick her up and assists her in a Northern Lights Bomb, after which she covers, getting the 1, 2, and the 3!!

Winners and New Tag Team Champions: The Black Hearts

Kelly applauds, and removes her headset to get in the ring and congratulate the new champions, raising their hands as they're handed the belts--

**Cut to Commercial**

We cut back to the backstage area, where nWo Security is escorting a VERY pissed off Scorpion's Pyre out of the arena.

Kelly: Welcome back to the show, and we're taking you to the backstage area, where we've just been informed that Booker Chris Waters has ordered Scorpion's Pyre to leave the arena!

Megan: For once, Waters has had a good idea...as I'm sure that they want to KILL The Black Hearts after that match.

Kelly: As they leave the arena...we're about ready to go ahead with our next match, EAW Vice President Lord Gokuo goes into the ring against...well, we don't know that yet.

Megan: All this because Waters got angry with Gokuo for not joining the nWo. Is THIS what we're going to expect all the time now?

Kelly: Well, it's too late to pull out now...so...

Taka: The following EEEVIL contest...scheduled for one fall...is a HANDICAP MATCH...UNDER EXTREME RULES...HAHAHAHA!

Funaki: Indeed!?

Megan: HANDICAP match!?

Kelly: Well...this is interesting turn of events, and the fans are excited about this.

Megan: Waters did this just to spite Gokuo, didn't he?

Before an answer can come, "Praise The Lords" by Lords of Acid starts to play, and out comes Lord Gokuo...looking a bit angry about this. With him is his wife.

Taka: Introducing first, accompanied by the quite lovely Kyewt...from the EAW Offices...at 6'2" tall and weighing in at 246 pounds...Lord Gokuo!

Funaki: In...DEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Kelly: Gokuo looking wary as he enters the ring...though the match is under the rules that Gokuo is VERY used to...

Megan: It's still 2 on 1 though...and he hasn't been in the ring in a match since February of 2002...

Kelly: Well, we'll see what happens when the opponents are...

"Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 cues up next...and the crowd boos loudly...as the Hardley Boyz come out...all three of them.

Taka: And his opponents...Bubba Matt, J-Von, and Ryan...the Hardley Boyz!

Funaki: INDEED!

Megan: All THREE of them?

Kelly: It seems that Waters is a little TOO vengeful here...well, the Hardleyz are in the ring and this match has begun with the Hardleyz triple-teaming Gokuo right in front of their sister!!!

(NOTE: Summarized for time constraints)The battle surprisingly begins with Gokuo fighting off all three Hardleyz pretty well, battling away for his life in the ring, until J-Von manages to clip Gokuo's legs out from him. This allows for a 3 Way Hardley Beat-down...until a missed cross body by J-Von sends him out of the ring onto the concrete. Ryan tries to take advantage, but Gokuo somehow manages to get him out, and he goes out after them, taking full advantage of the Extreme rules in this match, temporarily taking Ryan and J-Von out of the game with some help from Kyewt, both he and she using hidden 5 pound weights to pummel them a bit.

When Gokuo gets back into the ring, he gets caught in a fist-fight with Bubba Matt, and it seems like BBM is taking the advantage...until Gokuo reaches into his pants ala Foley with Socko, and pulls out a steel chain, which he wraps around his fist! He starts punching at Bubba Matt's face with the chain, causing the largest of the 3 Hardley brothers to reel for a bit...but when Gokuo attempts to do a choke with the chain, he stops to attempt to rescue Kyewt from Ryan...but J-Von intercepts...causing Kyewt to be hit with the Ryan Effect on the arena floor.

Now it's 3 on 1...with no hope seemingly for Gokuo to get back into the game. He tries with various hardcore tricks he learned in Japan, but to little or no avail. Ryan has his brothers hit the 4H on Gokuo...and are about to pin him...when all of the sudden...

*...BOOOONG...*
.....DEAD MAN WALKING.....

From the entryway, to a mixed reaction, come the Undertaker and Kane, on matching Titan Motorcycles! They gun their bikes to the ring, and Ryan Hardley is quick to bail from the ring....backing up thinking he's safe as his brothers get caught by Taker and Kane. However, as Kane and Taker demolish the Hardleyz and have Gokuo pin them for a 3 count, Ryan gets caught from behind by a waiting David Flair...who hits Ryan with the newly debuted Legend's Fall, then puts him in the Legendary End. As we pull away, we hear David shouting at Ryan "DON'T EVER MESS WITH ARIEL AGAIN!"

*COMMERCIALS*

"Bodies [xXx Virena Mix]" by Drowning Pool cues up, as we come back from break.

Taka: The following match, scheduled for one fall, is for the Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship and has a 15 minute time limit. AH-HA!! But also it will be defended under NWA-TNA rules So it is able to be changing hands on count out OR disqualification!

Funaki: In-DEED!

Taka: Allow me to introduce first, one of our very own nWo members, challenging for this prestigious title. From Los Angeles, California...standing 6 foot and weighing 128 pounds; she is the fu-ion-ha of Frosti and Savvy, and one of the newer nWo members. She is also very sexy and wants Funaki and myself.

Funaki: In-DEED!

Taka: Violette!!

Kelly: Welcome back to the nWo Extreme Zone! Coming up next, the EAW Triple Crown Champion Akiko Nakano, a former client of mine, will be defending her title against one of our very own nWo members, Violette!

Megan: The odds are certainly stacked against the champion. Although considering your past business relationship, think there is a chance that the nWo won't completely abuse their advantage and deliberately screw her out of the title?

Kelly: I don't know WHAT you are talking about, Megan. =P We'll give her a fair shake regardless of past history.

Megan: Well, Violette is on her way to the ring--and tell me, how does SHE deserve a title shot when she was the first person in the Chamber eliminated?

Kelly: She was representing the nWo, and because of that, she was teamed up against and unfairly eliminated and targeted because of that.

Megan: The match rules are EVERY PERSON FOR HIS OR HERSELF!! There is nothing unfair about that!

Kelly: Yes there is, obviously the EAW is going to be hostile to the nWo and use any numbers advantage they can.

Megan: ...unfreakingbelievable...

"Cherry Bomb" by Shonen Knife cues up.

Taka: And her opponent...she is the the defending EAW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion, and also a very sexy babe!! She hails from the city of Osaka, in the very EEEEEEVIL country that is also the country of Funaki and my origin--Japan!

Funaki: InDEEED!

Taka: Unfortunately, she isn't nWo, although she looks good in black and white. She stands 5' 6" and weighs in at 135 pounds. And having seen many of matches, I know she has a tendency to be VEEEEERY EEEEEEEEEVIL!!! Introducing, AKIKO NAKANO!!

Megan: Akiko just won that title at Split Second, coming on top that night against 5 other opponents, including the man she originally lost the title to, X. X will likely be in the running soon for a rematch, along with other participants in that match such as Mike Sanders and Molly Holly, but here tonight...she has to get by Violette.

Kelly: Now, now, Megan--you say that as if Akiko's definitely going to win tonight.

Megan: Well, if the nWO gets their way, she won't make it out of here with her title, but Akiko's overcome tougher odds before.

Kelly: Akiko getting into the ring, and--not wanting to hand that title to the referee...

Megan: She's afraid she won't get it back--well, cautiously handing it over--flips Violette the bird!!

Kelly: Violette charges at her!! Throwing rights at the champion!!

*ding, ding*

CHAMPIONSHIP
Violette vs. Akiko Nakano (c)

Kelly: The "champion" provoked Violette before the bell, and Violette now making her pay--grabs her by the hair--tosses Akiko over the top rope to the floor!

Megan: It STILL was before the bell. Violette heading to the outside, and she knows she has the advantage here. If Akiko was unable to get back inside the ring before the count is up, Violette would win the title.

Violette stomps at Akiko out on the floor, and smashes her face into the apron. She grabs Akiko's ankles, booting her in the stomach, and climbs onto the apron, leaping off and driving her weight down across the back of Akiko.

The count is up to 5 as Violette whips Akiko back first into the steel steps, but as Violette attempts to set up a suplex onto it, Akiko headbutts her way free. She scoops and slams Violette out onto the floor, and quickly leaps over the guardrail, dropping a slingshot legdrop across the throat, and rolls in on the 8 count.

Kelly: Violette trying to recover now...crawling towards the apron--gets up--crawls onto the apron and breaks the count!! Getting inside the ring--AKIKO WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!! And Violette dumped back out to ringside!!

Megan: The momentum shifting back into Akiko's favor, but she has to be careful of the rules--Violette getting up--slingshots over--

Kelly: CAUGHT BY VIOLETTE!! And DRIVES THE BACK OF AKIKO into the ringpost!! The power advantage of Violette playing a large part now in this match, as she's able to catch Akiko right out of the plancha--

*A replay is shown on the right portion of the screen*

Kelly: And drive her spine into the ringpost! That's solid steel, folks. And the White Swan is getting handed a bouquet of Violence.

Megan: ...definitely not one of your better says, Kelly. Okay, IT SUCKED!

Kelly: Geez, harsh, aren't you? Violette with knees into the gut, and scooping up Akiko--SIDE BACKBREAKER!! And continuing to drive the knees into the back!

Violette holds Akiko down across the knee, then forcibly tosses her into the ring. Violette gets inside the ring, and begins to climb the top rope. Akiko begins to recover, and as she stands

Kelly: Violette leaping off the second rope with a back kick--CAUGHT BY AKIKO!!

Megan: Dragon Screw leg whip by Akiko!! Akiko drags Violette to the center of the ring, locking on a half crab!! The momentum on that Dragon Screw may even have twisted the right knee or ankle!

Violette slowly climbs to the ropes, grabbing the bottom one. Akiko breaks the hold on 4. She then drags Violette away, kicking Violette in the knee and lower thigh. She then locks on a Stepover Toehold into Facelock.

Megan: STF by Akiko! Still targeting that right leg as she also weakens the neck of Violette!

Kelly: Smart wrestling by the champion, I must admit, but Violette trying to power out of the hold...breaking the facelock! Back elbows by Violette--grabbing the arm--rolling over with an armbar variation, and yanking Akiko back up to her feet!

Violette neutralizes Akiko with an armwringer, and locks on a Full Nelson, and slams her back-first into the mat. She rolls Akiko face down, hits the ropes, and hits a running knee-drop into the lower back, then applies a Surfboard variation--

Kelly: THE SCREAM DREAM BY VIOLETTE!! Weakening Violette's legs may have forced her into going to the mat while she recovers from the damage. Akiko trying to break free--freeing her legs, and trying to bridge up and break the Dragon Sleeper--Violette trying to counter--PHEONIX ARROW!! Cover by Violette!

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Violette picks up Akiko, running towards the corner and slamming her back against the corner. She then attempts to pick her up and climbs the ropes for a superplex, but Akiko slips free, landing behind, Violette--dropkicking her in the back of the legs...then yanks her up in a waistlock.

Kelly: GERMAN SUPLEX by the champion Akiko! Back up in a flash, grabbing the legs now, and locking on a Figure Four!! The classic submission hold made famous by the Nature Boy himself, and passed on to my husband the Legend Killer!!

Megan: I'm surprised to see this move out of Akiko, but it's certainly effective--releasing it now, and a LEGDROP to the inner leg, Hardyz-style!!

Kelly: Violette fights her way up, and Akiko goes out to the apron--Springboard into a Cross Body, and Akiko rolls through on the pin!!

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Akiko looks a bit frustrated, but gets back up to her feet. She attempts a suplex, but strains her back, and instead attempts a neckbreaker. Violette blocks--Going for a suplex, and drops Akiko right on her upper back!! Violette signals that she's going to finish off Akiko...

Megan: Violette picking up Akiko by the hair--setting up a powerbomb! THERE'S ONE!..THERE'S TWO!!...Setting up for the thir--Akiko slugging away at Violette midmove!! Akiko slipping free--spinning sweep knocks Violette down to the mat!!

Kelly: Violette taking evasive action, and Akiko reaching over--grabbing Violette by the hair--

Kelly: Er, pardon me...

Megan: Kelly getting up, and apparently complaining to the referee--VIOLETTE SWINGING BACK AND HITTING AKIKO IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR!! A distraction by Kelly!!

Kelly: *takes her seat again* Did I miss anything.

Megan: Oh sure...play innocent now.

Kelly: VIOLETTE GETTING INTO THE RING, and it looks like she's firmly in the driver's seat. Covering Akiko now--

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Megan: Akiko trying to get out of the ring herself--but Violette dragging her away from the safety of the outside by her ankles. And standing over top taunting her!

Kelly: And Akiko responding with--OOOH!! Right in the pie crust!! DISQUALIFY HER!!

Megan: No more illegal than an atomic drop I believe--and Akiko with a sunset flilp!

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Kelly: Akiko off the ropes--dropkicking Violette in the knee!! Violette getting up again--another! Akiko with a kneebreaker on Violette--Violette feeling the damage now, and Akiko barraging her with kicks as she tries to stand--back kick to the chest--to the corner--MOONSAULT--INTO A HEADSCISS--MICHINOKU DRIVER #2 COUNTER by VIOLETTE!!

Megan: UNBELIEVABLE COUNTER THERE!! O_O

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Kelly: Violette will be a bit limited due to her bad leg, but she has plenty of offensive strengths that could get her that title yet!! Akiko up--whipped into the ropes--back body drop!! Akiko back up--scoop and a slam by Akiko!! Violette yanking up Akiko by her leg--ENZUI GIRI by Akiko!! Akiko with rights--

Megan: Violette sneaks in a thumb to the eye, and an Irish Whip--Akiko crashing into the referee!!

Kelly: Physically attacking an official!! That's cause for a DQ right there...clothesline by Violette--but the ref a bit out of commission--Violette ignoring it, picking up Akiko--SPLIT LEGGED JAWBREAKER by Akiko!! Akiko recovering now--and grabs the EAW Triple Crown Championship from ringside!!

Kelly: So she's going to leave like a coward?

Megan: Nooo...getting back in the ring--grabbing Violette from behind--the TOWER SNIPER on the title belt! Akiko kicking it out of the ring, and this pro-nWo crowd is furious!!

Kelly: What a rotten dirty cheater! COME ON, REF!! WAKE UP!!

Megan: Akiko makes the cover--

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*ding, ding*

The crowd boos that result, as "Cherry Bomb" cues up again.

Taka: Here is your winner, HA-HA, and still the presently reigning Champion of the Triple Crown, Akiko Nakano!

Funaki: InDEED!

Akiko grabs the title, heading to the back, sticking her tongue out at Violette.

Kelly: What a disgusting display of poor sportsmenship!

Megan: And you started caring about sportsmenship when, exactly?

Kelly: I don't know what you're talking about--Akiko spoiled a perfectly good match with that garbage.

Megan: Uh-huh, keep shoveling it Kelly. We'll be back after these words from the nWo's sponsors...

As we come back from break, the camera breaking effect is starting up, the screen going black and white... then...

NEW WORLD ORDER!

"Superstar" by Saliva plays, and the crowd ERUPTS into cheers as David Flair makes his way to the ring.

Kelly: AND HERE HE COMES! THE LEGEND KILLER READY TO SHOCK THE WORLD IN THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!

Megan: WHY IS THIS CROWD SO SUPPORTIVE OF HIM?

Kelly: HE'S THE BEST, THAT'S WHY!

David smiles, getting into the ring, smiling to the crowd. "Well... I have some good news and some bad news for you people. The bad news... this edition of the Extreme Zone is almost over.

The entire arena boos at this, and David nods. "I know, I know... but the GOOD news is... this is NOT going to be the last edition. We WILL have more episodes for a long time to come!"

Kelly: YES! I was hoping for such news to come up!

Megan: ... does this mean that I still have to work with you?

Kelly: You and I both hope not.

David smiles. "Well, it's time for the ending of this edition... and it's the moment you've all been waiting for... my opponent..."

Megan: ... well, who is it?

IT'S TIME...
IT'S TIME
IT'S... VADER... TIME!

Kelly: ... WOW! IT'S VADER! THE MAN THEY CALL VADER IS DAVID FLAIR'S OPPONENT!

Megan: How in the hell did David pull THIS off!? How did he get Vader for this show?

Kelly: My hubby works in mysterious ways! David is waiting for Vader to get into the ring... and the bell has rung!

Megan: THIS should be interesting... .

Kelly: David circling Vader now... not wanting to try anything TOO drastic here against the Mastodon...

Megan: Vader having none of it though, and grabs David by the throat... but David kicks Vader right in the gut!

Kelly: David now slides behind Vader, and clips the big man's legs out from under him! David Flair now working away at the legs of Vader, trying to weaken that base of his!

Megan: Vader managing to kick David away though, and David lands hard in the corner. Vader getting back to his feet, and splashes his body against Flair's!

Kelly: Vader now going for the first cover of the match...

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Megan: Vader seems a bit surprised... I think he shouldn't be, even though many don't like Flair.

Kelly: Vader grabbing David by the head... picking him up to his feet, and just FLINGS him across the ring with a modified belly-to-belly suplex!

Megan: That suplex sent David Flair all the way OUT of the ring... and now Flair trying to regroup.

Kelly: David circling the ring as he regroups though... not wanting Vader to figure out where he is going to be and catch up to him...

Megan: But Vader is too smart for that, and slides in right in front of David Flair! Vader clocks David with one of his massive arms, and sends the young Flair down to the floor.

Kelly: Vader grabbing David's head now... and slams him hard into the apron... apparently Vader is trying to knock out Flair on the arena floor!

Megan: But Vader doesn't want to win this match by count out, and he rolls Flair back into the ring. Vader climbing to the top ropes now... and splashes David from the top!

Kelly: GAH! Vader staying on for the cover now!

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Megan: And David Flair pokes Vader in the eye to escape that pin! How low is that?

Kelly: Hey, David never said he was a role model, he just says he's a legend killer. David taking advantage of the situation now... and elbows Vader right in the back of the head! And now hits Vader with a reverse DDT as the big man is down on his knees.

Megan: David thinks he has everything in his court now... as he's using his leg strength to push Vader's neck onto the ring apron edge...

Kelly: Uh oh... I didn't think that he would actually attempt this move in this match... David to the top rope now... going for the guillotine legdrop...

Megan: But Vader wasn't completely out cold! And David Flair lands hard on his ass on the outside of the ring.

Kelly: Vader was lucky that he wasn't completely knocked out from that move set right there, and David now seems to be in pain... and probably justly so...

Megan: Vader now climbing up to the top rope... and it looks like he's ready to squash David once again!

Kelly: David climbing into the ring though as Vader gets to the top rope... I don't think that Vader has noticed yet!

Megan: ... David's grabbing the padding for the top turnbuckle! He just pulled the padding off... but Vader getting back onto the mat... and David kicks Vader's leg right as he gets down!

Kelly: David running up the ropes now... on the top... and a missile dropkick right into Vader's face! Going for the cover now...

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Megan: Vader getting back up to his feet, and he looks a bit angry at David getting this far in the match with him now. David standing up in surprise in the corner... he's begging off...

Kelly: But wait... he's at the corner that the buckle was pulled off of... I think David has something special planned... Vader rushing in... David moves though! And Vader goes head-first into that unexposed turnbuckle!

Megan: Look at David quickly roll up Vader!

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Taka: Here is the winner, by pin-fall... the TRUE World's Champion, David Flair!

Funaki: InDEED!

Flair smiles, using all his weight to push the KO'd Vader out of the ring in a heap... then grins, taking a mic. "Now that I've PROVEN that *I*, not Oseiko, deserve to STILL be the World's Champion... I think it's time for the best part of tonight's show! Tonight, we bring in a new family member. Though she was SCREWED out of her win against Connelly, I'm damn sure that she will be able to get the World Championship back to the nWo! So ladies and gentlemen... give it up for the NEWEST member of the nWo Family of Wrestlers... 'The Digimortal' ...EIGHTEEN!"

Megan: *groans* ...Teena... say it isn't so... -_-

THHOOOOOMMM!!!!!

"Shock" cues up! And out comes, dressed in nWo colors and an nWo T-shirt, is Eighteen! She heads to the ring, sliding in and immediately shaking hands with David Flair!

Kelly: Eighteen looks GOOD in those colors...

David smiles, returning the shake... then hugs the Digimortal with a smile! He soon breaks the embrace, and looks to the outside, where Vader is recovering. "Hey Teena, could you deal with Mr. Vader for me?"

Eighteen smiles, then jumps out of the ring.

Kelly: Look at the strength of Eighteen, grabbing Vader up by the straps and lifting him up easily with one hand!

Megan: The nWo's newest member looking to David Flair for the sign on what to do with Vader...

David just grins, and gives the thumbs down.

Kelly: WRECKONER!!! EIGHTEEN HAS DECIMATED VADER!!!!!

Megan: *sighs* David Flair and the nWo portion of the crowd applauding Eighteen for what she did... This makes me ill... David holding the ropes open for Eighteen, now...

Eighteen steps in and dusts herself off.

"So... what's next, boss?"

David just smiles. "Eighteen, it is my duty to inform you now... that you are an OFFICIAL member of the New World Order... with all the rights and privileges thereto. And may whatever god they believe in have mercy on the souls of those who stand in your way!"

"You got that right..." Eighteen smiles, stepping back to watch David Flair with her arms crossed.

Megan: Great, so we get to listen to more of David's ranting...

Kelly: You say that like you have to sit through a Triple H rant... David is WELCOMING Eighteen to our family!!! Show some respect, would ya?

David smiles. "And I hope you're watching Oseiko... because THIS is someone that I KNOW that you can't beat. This is perfection personified... this is the nWo's Enforcer, just like Arn Anderson was the enforcer of the Four Horsemen. The Digimortal, Eighteen... has you in her sights... CHAMP. You WILL be going down in a blaze of glory!"

Eighteen smiles and places an arm around David Flair's shoulder. "Hey, David... you know something?" ^_^

David smiles, turning around. "What is it, Teena?"

"You know... one day I'd like to go out in a blaze of glory... I'd like go out on my own terms someday..."

David smirks. "You will, I promise. Someday... hell, probably after I die..." he states.

"No, you don't have to die, David..." Eighteen looks to Flair with a smile. "Because someday is tonight." Suddenly Eighteen spins around and clotheslines David!!!

Megan: WHAT?! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! ^______^

Kelly: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?! *skrrrt!*

Megan: Kelly's left me alone now... David caught COMPLETELY off guard, and landing HARD after that clothesline! Eighteen smiling now, grabbing David up by his throat, lifting him up in the air... WRECKONER ON DAVID!!!!!!!!!!! AND DAVID'S OUT COLD!!!!!! Kelly rushing to the ring to check on her husband... the nWo crowd booing Eighteen at the top of their lungs, but WHO CARES!!! TEENA DIDN'T LEAVE US!!! SHE'S STILL EAW!!!!

Eighteen smirks, then jumps from the ring, gliding gracefully to the ring, pulling off her vest. She looks to Kelly, then takes her nWo shirt and rips it off...

Megan: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!

"Shock" cues up as she takes a bow to the crowd, and turns to head to the back.

Megan: Kelly glaring angrily at Eighteen as the Digimortal takes her leave--AND WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!!! FOLKS!!!!! We'll see you again on EAW PROGRAMMING!!!!! FOR KELLY CONNELLY-FLAIR!!!!! THIS IS MEGAN EKO!!!!!!! EIGHTEEN IS STILL WITH EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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