The obligatory pan aross the fans is visible, signs like "LYNXARA'S A PUSSY (CAT)!" to "KNIGHT CROSS RULZ!" can be seen.

Styles: Hello everyone, and this is EAW Mayhem! We are live at the Weidner Center in Green Bay Wisconsin, and the crowd is jacked up for the return of the Knight Cross here tonight!!

Lawler: Oh, are they ever! I haven't seen this many signs of skulls since a Marilyn Manson concert!

Styles: You've never been to a Marilyn Manson concert.

Suddenly, "Garden" by Pearl Jam cues up... a silver ankh appears on the Jumbotron, and out comes the hauntingly familiar white-skinned black clad girl, waving politely to the fans.

Styles: And it looks as if we have got a visitor to ringside here tonight!

Lawler: AAHH! You know who that is?! That... that's DEATH!!

Styles: I know who she is, Lawler... she's just a confused girl who thinks she is Death... just humor her though, okay? *stands up and shakes Death's hand* Welcome to the program, Death!

Death nods, then goes to sit next to Lawler, who inches away from her (surprising, isn't it?). She then puts her headset on.

Death: Thanks, Joey! Hi, Jerry. *smiles* I just thought I'd be here tonight for the duration, you know? And of course, rooting for my friend in the Knight Cross, Oseiko and Shaed. This should be fun!

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up, sounding out the debut of Justin Insane. With kendo stick in hand he heads to the ring with a mix of cheers and boos.

Styles: And here we go! The dabut of Justin Insane as he goes up against the returning Black Widow! I can't wait to hear the fan reaction to the EAW's Hottest Female Superstar today!

Lawler: Neither can I! Ohh, hurry up and grow up, Oseiko-chan so I can fantasize about you legally! Woo-hoo!

Death: Oh, no doubt about it. Oseiko's a talent in the ring and out. But I think she'll have her hands full in dealing with Justin Insane here.

As Insane plays to the crowd "Strobe's Nanafushi (Satori Mix)" cues up, and the fans cheer wildly as the young and energetic Black Widow steps out onto the ramp way, a microphone in hand. Quickly, she wastes no time in playing the crowd.

BW: OI, MINNA-SAN!!

Crowd: OI!!

BW: BOKU WA KAWAII DESHO?!!

Crowd: HAI!!

Black Widow giggles softly as the fans cheer her on.

Styles: No doubt about it, Black Widow is insanely popular!

Death: And she sprints to the ring, vaults over the rope! It's time to GEDDITON! I always wanted to say that.

Returning/Debut Match
Black Widow Vs. Justin Insane

Black Widow bows to Justin Insane honorably, but he quickly takes advantage, dashing over and clubbing her in the back of the head.

Styles: Oh! And Justin Insane takes advantage of Black Widow's honor! A major beatdown upon Widow brings her down! Pick-up, and a whip to the ropes! Back drop--no, Widow counters, vaulting behind Insane and--ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX!! Into a pin! One, two--NO, Insane kicks out! A roll to his feet... look at Insane's face! I don't think he believes that Widow has done that!

Death: Yep, Widow's improved... no doubt about that!

Lawler: Insane can still take her... you'll see!

Styles: Collar-elbow tie-up... Insane with a headlock! He's got it sinched in tight! But Widow counters into a belly-to-back suplex! Widow quickly backflips away and dashes at the rising Insane-- SPINNING HEEL KICK catches Insane in the face, knocking him out of the ring! And Widow-- Widow, ASAI MOONSAULT! And both her and Insane are out!

Lawler: Is it me, or has Black Widow gotten much quicker since she's been away?

Death: Precisely! Oseiko's gotten much quicker, and she's learned a lot of new moves too! Watch, we may see a few of them tonight!

Both Widow and Insane make it back into the ring before the 10 count, and Widow quickly takes Insane down with a snap suplex. She picks Insane up and goes for a hurricarana, but--

Styles: Oh my God! Insane counters with a powerbomb!! I think Widow hit the back of her head! She's dazed, and Insane with the pin! One! Two! No, kickout. Insane makes a move... mounted punches right into Widow's cranium! The Widow's in trouble, King!

Lawler: Maybe she's showing some ring rust! I mean, she HAS been in school for the past few months.

Styles: Insane's up, grabs Widow-- DDT! And with the pin, but Widow still kicks out! I think Insane might have underrated Widow here! He probably thought that beating Widow would be a cakewalk, but this is the former EAW People's Champion! The Former European Champion! Widow is definetly no slouch, folks! Insane throws Widow to the corner, charges in--OH, WIDOW catches Insane with a kick! Insane charges again, and another kick! And she grabs Insane and whips him to the corner-- PHOENIX BACKFLIP KICK! And she moves in and-- MY GOD!! She-- she's doing... that's the Tarantula!! The best looking Tarantula I've seen applied since Yoshihiro Tajiri!! Referee Tim White calls for the five count and Widow lets go of it. But still, an impressive move!

Lawler: Yeah, I'll give her that! That's definetly a new move from Black Widow!

Death: Widow's climbing up to the turnbuckle... and WOW, that's impressive!

Styles: 450 splash!! And Widow goes for the pin! One, two--NO!, Insane kicks out!! Widow picks Widow up--WAIT, a kick to the gut by Insane-- SPINNING DDT!! And the pin! One! Two! Thr--NO! Only a two!

Lawler: Aw, man! So close!!

Styles: Insane picks Widow up, sets her up... SUPERKI--NO!, Widow blocks, grabs, sweeps and-- KUMO NO AMIMONO!!! WIDOW'S GOT THE KUMO NO AMIMONO APPLIED!! But Insane's not giving up!! And-- Insane's got the ropes! Widow has no choice but to break the hold! Insane gets up-- but back down with Widow's own superkick! The Kumo No Sasu!! And the pin! One, two, three!! No, two! So close!!

Death: VERY close!!

Styles: Widow is... yes, Widow looks like she's getting ready... STANDING DRAGONRANA!! ONE, TWO, THR--NO!! Insane keeps kicking out!! And Insane--OH, low blow by the newcomer and Widow is hurt! But he sets her up! Jumping tombstone piledriver!! NO!!! Reversal!! Kumouchikomu!! Black Widow has just beat Justin Insane!! But Justin pulled out a few tricks as well! Give it up to both competitors here tonight!

WINNER: Black Widow

Widow leaves the ring, but...

Styles: WAIT!! It's Overlord! Overlord's back!! And he just, my God, he's beating Justin Insane with a golf driver!!! My God! That's horrid!! Insane's out cold!! Oh, now Jonnson's got the mic...

Overlord: Like I said, I'm comming for everybody, this week, it was Insane, next week, it could be you! Welcome to the EAW Justin...

Overlord throws the mic down, looks at the recovering Widow, but just passes her by as he climbs out of the ring.

Styles: My God... we'll be right back, folks!

**Commercial Break**

As we come back from commercial break, "War" by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is blaring over the PA system, to a somewhat impressive reaction.

JS: Welcome back, fans!! T-Bone is on his way to the ring for his matchup with Krist Jonsson. Krist has, since his return, fought several newcomers and undercard wrestlers, but was once a top star here and in other feds. Reportly he escaped from a mental institution he was held at a while after "cracking," partner due to his sister's death.

Death drops her head a bit...sighing sadly.

JL: Well, he's in good company with Red "Rock" West around. Maybe they can swap medications or something.

"Smash" by the Offspring begins to play.

JS: That's Krist's theme...of the month apparently, and he's set for action for tonight's match.

Krist is booed by most of the fans, but he seems in a daze, before suddenly a beer can is tossed by a ringside fan, Krist lashes out, busting the mid-20s drunk in the nose.

JS: OH MY GOD!!! KRIST JUST ATTACKED THAT FAN!!

JL: WITH PROVOCATION!! If he wants to toss beer cans, let him get what he deserves. Hit him again, Krist!!

Krist rams the fan's head of the safety railing before being pulled off by two security guards, while a third takes the fan away.

JS: Are they going to take Krist out of the building too?

An argument seems to erupt, ending with Krist turning around and heading to the ring in a huff, flipping the security guards a middle finger as their backs are turned.

JS: Well, an obscene gesture from Krist..and we apologize for that, but it appears this match is going to take place.

Krist runs to the ring, sliding in. The referee rings the bell.

The bell rings, and Krist immediately charges and takes down T-Bone.

JS: Krist Jonsson fired up and on the offense!!! He pounds away on T-Bone.

King: "Tenderizing" him, it would seem. Remember the Rocky movies where Stallone would beat up sides of beef? This is kind of the same thing.

JS: Krist pulling up T-Bone...European Uppercut. T-Bone is on the ropes...but hits a side kick to Krist!! Mid kick to the belly!! Roundhouse to the side of the head!!

King: I like Widow's kicks better...

Death: Probably would have more to do with who is doing them rather than how, though, huh?

King: Could be.

JS: Looks like a front kick from T-Bone...CAUGHT by Krist!! Dragon Screw--yanks him up--comboed to a Suplex!!

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Death: T-Bone falls forward, landing on his feet...Krist going for the suplex again--blocked! FRONT SUPLEX from T-Bone!!

JS: Jonsson dropped face-first by T-Bone!! Krist trying to roll away...sits up...rolling neck snap from T-Bone!!! DROPKICK to the face!!

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King: AHHHHH!!! Too close to call.

JS: Krist pulled up by T-Bone....looking for a shoulderbreaker--No, Krist slips behind...hooks on the Dragon Sleeper!!!

King: Tap, Ribeye, Tap!!!

JS: Krist driving his knee to the back of T-Bone's neck...pressing down on it. T-Bone is fighting it...trying to get back up to a vertical base--NO...modified backbreaker by Krist stops the escape cold!!! Overlord going back to the Dragon Sleeper!!!

King: I can sense it, Styles, Sirloin is just about finished!!

JS: Krist hooks the tights...OH my GAHD!!! REVERSE BRAINBUSTER!!! That could very well be it!! Overlord going to the apron, and climbing to the top! GIANT LEAP!!! Beautiful Shooting Star Press!!

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Winner by Pinfall >>> Krist "Overlord" Jonsson

JS: Our third match for this, our first Mayhem in nearly two months will be quite a matchup between Lupe and Blink...

JL: Yeah, it has been a while since we've had two women lock up in EAW...even though neither of them are exactly normal, they're both knockouts in their own right.

A wolf's howl sounds, and "Return to Innocence" by Enigma begins to play, and Lupe springs out from the back, to a sizable pop from the crowd as a moonbeam-type light surrounds her, and follows her on the way to the ring as she slaps a few fans' hands.

JS: Lupe is undefeated in the EAW right now, and if she can defeat the returning Blink, it would be a huge step upward for her EAW career.

Lupe gets in the ring, and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, elevating the crowd response for her.

"My Generation" by Limp Bizkit begins to play, and Blink and Mystique--daughter and mother--come out next.

JS: And here comes Blink...and her rather overbearing mother.

Rather than going down the aisle, Blink disappears and *blinks* into the ring.

JL: Well, I would say she looks blue...but I'd be wrong. Mystique is blue; Blink is PURPLE!

JS: Lavender I think.

JL: *Shrug* Close enough.

JS: Blink vaults over the top rope, and readies herself for this match...

*ding, ding*

JS: And the match is on. Lupe towers over Blink...locks up...kne to the stomach--SNAP SUPLEX!!

Death: Somersault leg drop from Lupe. Locks on a rear chinlock.

JL: Blink pulls up...slips free, and behind Lupe. Atomic Drop!!

JS: Blink grabs Lupe's ankles...DROPS A KNEE INTO THE STOMACH!!

JL: Ouchies...

Death: Blink grabs Lupe's ankles...Catapault!

JS: Lupe hits the top turnbuckle pad facefirst!!

JL: Lupe staggering backwards...caught with a reverse neckbreaker from Blink!!

Death: A very Triple H-ish move...

JS: Blink hooks a leg...too close to the ropes. Blink pulls Lupe up....setting her up for a piledriver...backdropped over!

JL: Blink up to one knee...caught wit h one in the face from Lupe!! Lupe yanks her back up...hoisting her up!?!

Death: Gorilla Press from Lupe...tosses her up...and she hits the mat!

JS: Blink trying to get back up...Face Crusher from Lupe!!

JL: Blink isn't looking too good thus far, and Mystique isn't too happy about it.

As Lawler says this, Mystique is hammering on the apron from the outside, rallying for Blink.

JL: Blink back up to one knee....Lupe coming up from behind...hooks on the Labyrinth!!

JL: Illegal chokehold!! Disqualify her ref!!

JS: Lupe seems to have it cinched in well.

Mystique climbs onto the apron, and from out of Blink's and the ref's field of view, she thrusts a kick between the ropes and to the back of Lupe's head, causing her to release the hold.

JS: Augh...interference from Mystique!!

JL: She's just breaking the hold since the ref wouldn't.

Death: Blink recovers, while Lupe shakes off that kick, she turns around...THRUST KICK to Lupe!!

JS: Blink...jumps over Lupe...hits the ropes...moonsault onto Lupe!!

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JL: Lupe is still way too strong.

Death: Blink picks up Lupe...whips her to the nearby corner...runs in...monkey flip!

JL: Lupe gets back to her feet...Blink with an irish whip to the ropes--reversed by Lupe...Blink hits the ropes...Lupe tosses her up....Blink going for a hurracanrana!! No!! Lupe holds on!! Hoists her up....POWERBOMB!!!

JL: NOOO!!!

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JS: OH MY GOD!!! Blink kicked out!!!

JL: Lupe and Blink both get to their feet...Blink sweeps the legs from underneath Lupe! Pulls her up...Corino Driver!! Lays out Lupe!!

JS: Blink heads for the top rope....Perched up top, taking a breather...instead of a risk.

Lupe begins to rise, shaking off the move...when she gets to her feet...

Death: Crossbody from Blink!

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Mystique gets onto the apron, and begins to argue with the referee, complaining of a slow count. Blink, watching on in confusion, is schoolboyed by Lupe.

JS: Turn around, ref!! Lupe has Blink!!

The ref turns around, then hits the mat.

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JL: Blink making a comeback, though!!

Lupe and Blink get back up.

JS: Kick to Blink's midsection...going for a DDT...suplexed over by Blink!!

JL: Spinebuster from Lupe!!

JS: She pulls her back up...runs toward the turnbuckle...Blink rammed back-first to the turnbuckle!! Now Lupe seats her on the top....setting her up for...OH MY GOD!!! The GODDESS' WRATH!!!

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WINNER >>> Lupe by Pinfall

**Commercials**

. When "Wild One" By Dio starts to blast across the p.a. system. The EAW-Tron starts to flash off and on.

Clark: Now many of you may be wondering why I came out here. I came out here to tell you people something. The Wild One has quit drinking. Now I know seeing is believing. So why don't you watch as I start a unbeaten streak that people will remember for days to come. Not only will I dazzle you with my skill, but I will win the hearts of each and everyone of you people in attendance today.

-The fans start to chant Dax sucks. Dax starts to jump up and down. He starts grabbing his hear. He raises the mic to his mouth, and starts to speak.

Clark: People all i'm asking you to do is give me a chance. Is that so hard. You people laugh when Scott Halls drunk ass comes out here. Sure i'm not as funny as Hall, but i'm sure as hell a better wrestler. So Hall i'm challenging you to a match at Riot Rulz on Friday. A hardcore match. This will be my first hardcore match ever. I want you to be in it buddy. I can't believe I went to Mexico with you. All you did was drink. I'm tired of that shit Hall. So meet me in the ring friday.

***"MASK HIM!"***

The program comes back on as "Travel Theme (To Crystalis)" cues up, signalling the arrival of the People's Champion, Derek Walker, shi smiles and waves at all hir fans as she makes her way down the aisle.

Death: And there's Derek Walker, the People's Champ! Quite a deserving People's Champion, I think... what do you think, Joey? Jerry?

Styles: Oh, there's no doubt about it... shi's proven hirself to a lot of people that shi just won't give up! Shi's fearless and brave... and well, this match proves it right here tonight!

Lawler: ... Well... she, er, he... uhm... well, IT'S cute and all, but... well... I don't know WHAT to think about him, er, her...

Death: Desire's a lot like Derek... both and yet neither. But everyone ends up falling in love with hir.

As Derek enters the ring, suddenly "Engel" by Rammstein cues up; the fans cheer loudly as "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave, with his lovely wife Morrigan, appear at ringside.

Lawler: Now I KNOW what to think about Morrigan! PUPPIES!!! WOO-HOO!

Styles: Listen to this ovation!! "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave, as well as the rest of the Knight Cross is certainly coming back with force! And if Black Widow's new skills are of any indication, we should be seeing a lot of innovation from this half-demonic immortal warrior!!

Death: No doubt about it... my cousin's gonna blow everyone away and reclaim the World Title. Just wait and see.

Shaed climbs up into the ring, looking to Derek Walker. With a charming smile he crosses his arms against his chest and bows his head; Derek bows as well, being only proper.

Styles: There's a lot of mutual respect between Walker and Bloodgrave... this should be a real wrestling clinic!

Shaed takes his trenchcoat off, hands it to Morrigan, and drops to one knee in his corner, waiting for the bell. Derek also goes to hir corner and waits.

The bell rings.

Death: Feeling each other out, I see... well, the real fun'll begin soon enough.

Styles: Another tie-up, and Derek with a DDT! But Shaed, my God, Shaed gets right back up!! And he's SMILING?!

Lawler: My gosh, it's amazing how resiliant Shaed is!! He's probably toying with Walker!

Styles: Derek looks concerned, but he comes back onto the attack! Clothesline to Shaed sends him to his back, but he just kippups and-- FACECRUSHER! And now Shaed locks in a toehold half crab! Referee Ayane Mitsui is checking to see if shi'll give up, but no-- Derek reaches the ropes, and Shaed breaks the hold! But--OH, Derek trips Shaed down to the mat!! And locks in a spinning toe hold!!

Death: Well, that's using hir head.

Styles: Shaed manages to wriggle free, slowly getting up to his feet... that toe hold's slowed him down for the moment-- oh, and Derek capitalizes with a bulldog! And Shaed's back down!

Lawler: Ohh, look at Morrigan! She's worried! Come over here, I'll cheer you up!

Death: She's married, Jerry.

Styles: Derek picks Shaed up and-- YES, hurricarana!! Shaed's beginning to get up though... Derek drops a leg-- WAIT, Shaed counters!! ANKLE LOCK!! But Derek manages to reach the ropes! Shaed's waiting for her to get up... he's ready to try something... and-- a punch!! Another punch! A kick! And... I think these moves are from different fighting styles! kung-fu, boxing, tae-kwon-do, capoeira-- and Shaed ends the kata with a jujitsu throw!! Impressive!!

Lawler: Ahh! Just how many styles does Shaed know?!

Death: All of them, roughly.

Styles: Shaed picks up Derek-- AND THERE's the Swinging DDT!! Strange how Shaed hasn't tried to pin Derek once in this match! He's picking hir up... it looks like the Sudden Impact-- NO!! Derek counters! Shi grabs Shaed and--YES! There it is! THE ENDLESS HUNGER!!

Lawler: AHHH! The French Kiss Of Doom!!

Styles: One could suffocate in that mouth of hirs! Can Shaed survive?! It looks like he's fading! Ayane checks Shaed... raising his arm...

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Styles: NO!! Shaed got the arm up!! Shaed's not out of this match yet!! Shaed's reaching down deep... YES, HE GOT HIS HEAD OUT OF DEREK'S MOUTH! I can't believe I said that... AND SHAED BOXES the ears! Again! One more time and that releases the bearhug! And--

Shaed: SHO GEKI HA!!

Styles: THERE IT IS!! THE SUDDEN IMPACT!! WE HAVE A NEW PEOPLE'S CHAMPION... but... why isn't Shaed going for the pin! Derek's beat!

Lawler: Maybe Shaed'll want to punish Derek!

Styles: No, he's not, he... he's leaving the ring?! Why is he leaving the ring?!

Death: *giggles* Because he can.

Styles: Ayane is administering the ten count... if Shaed doesn't get back into the ring he'll be counted out, but Shaed and Morrigan are heading back up the ramp and going backstage?! And there's the ten-count! Ayane's calling for the bell!

Lawler: Well, I never would have predicted this to happen!!

WINNER BY COUNT-OUT AND STILL PEOPLE'S CHAMPION: Derek Walker

Styles: And Walker is just now recovering! Fans, this is very peculiar! We'll be right back... can someone back there ask Shaed why he just left?!

***"DARIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"***

The show picks up again, and Michael Cole is standing by with both Shaed and Morrigan.

Cole: Shaed Bloodgrave, firstly, welcome back to the EAW. Secondly... for your return match, you could have become the People's Champion! Yet after you delivered the Sudden Impact on Derek Walker, you chose to leave the ring! Why?

Shaed looks to Cole, then just smiles.

Shaed: Simple, Michael Cole. See, I could have pinned Derek Walker for the one, two, three... but I didn't. If I would have become the People's Champion? It would have been a travesty. Simply put... Derek Walker makes a much better People's Champion than I. I was just here for the competition. That was all.

With that, Shaed and Morrigan leaves the arena... cut to a stunned Styles and Lawler; Death isn't surprised at all.

Styles: Well, there you have it! Out of out and out respect for Derek Walker Shaed has allowed hir to remain People's Champion, saying simply put, he just wanted to fight hir!

Lawler: Well, that was just plain stupid, if you ask me! Shaed could have become a champion once again, and instead he didn't!

Death: No... he was just being himself. That's all.

With the last commercial break coming to an end, we see the young woman Ryokami was with... Mystyc... standing silently in the dark, a gleaming chrome knife in her hand. She stares at it almost fondly... then looks to the camera.

Mystyc: ... Nova... Nova... Nova... you know you have Ryo-sama's belt... you know you humiliated him... that wasn't a nice thing to do. No, not nice at all. So now... now my Ryo-sama will have to hurt you... badly... to reclaim the title belt... oh, yes. He will most certainly do that.

Mystyc looks to the knife in her hand again... then draws it across her flat midriff, drawing a red line of blood across her skin... she hisses softly... not in pain, but surprisingly, in pleasure...!

Mystyc: Mmmmmm... unlike me... I guarantee you... you will not enjoy the agony... not one bit...

Mystyc giggles softly as the screen fades to black... as we go to Styles, Lawler, and Death.

Styles: We... we just saw that girl cut herself... and she enjoyed it!!

Lawler: That was creepy!!

Death: Come now... no one's creepy on the inside, Jerry.

Lawler: Yeah? Well, from the looks of it she wanted to SHOW US her insides! Where did Ryokami find her?!!

Suddenly, "There's A Fire In The House" cues up.

Styles: Well, let's get to our main event here tonight! A tag team match involving a very unlikely tag team and their challengers!

"Code Red" Michael Connelly came out first, climbing into the ring and raising his arms out to the cheering crowd. Then "Oh, Canada" cued up, and the cheers turned to jeers as Lance Storm walked out the ring, looking to the crowd and shaking his head.

Death: Hee... the fans love Michael, but hate Lance. Something tells me this tag team won't last for too long.

As "Code Red" explained to Lance that it was okay and he was going to stay his partner, "Seek And Destroy" cues up and Mike Action and "The Hunter" Kevin Nash, with Steve Austin at their side, heads down to the ring.

Styles: And here we go! The bell hasn't even rang yet and the competitors are going at it!! Now Ayane Mitsui calls for the bell! Here we go!!

Styles: Lance Storm manages to knock Action out of the ring, but Connelly is having trouble getting Kevin Nash off his feet! Wait, DROPKICK!! And The Hunter is sent over!! Explosive force from that dropkick!

Lawler: That was awesome!

Death: Sure was!

And it looks like Storm and Action will start things off. Tie-up, followed up by an armdrag! Action rushes in, another armdrag!! And Storm hits a dropkick that sends him to the corner!! Storm charges in--FOREARM!! KNEE SHOT!!! AND DROPKICK! The Storm Combo!! Tag to Michael and-- THERE IT IS! THE IMMACULATE PERPLEXION!! Cover! One--no, Nash makes the save!

Lawler: Wheew! What just happened?! I lost track!

Death: The unlikely tag-team's winning.

Styles: It sure is! Wait, Action managed to tag in the big man! And Connelly just got a big boot to the face! Oh my God!!

Lawler: That'll knock you out!

Styles: Nash whips Connelly in... AND THERE'S THE OVERHEAD PRESS! SNAKE-EYES!! And the pin! One, two--NO, kickout!! But Nash picks him up... could we be seeing the Jackknife Powerbomb?! NO! STORM JUMPS IN AND DROPKICKS NASH IN THE FACE!! TOP ROPE DROPKICK! And I think the fans are actually cheering for Storm!!

Death: Will wonders never cease. *giggle*

Styles: Nash tags in Action and Michael tags in Storm! And a slugfest is underway!! But Action is getting the upper hand... wait, RECTIONSTEINER--COUNTERED TO A POWERBOMB! AND STORM LOCKS IN THE CANADIAN MAPLELEAF!! Nash comes in to help but Connelly grabs him-- CONDITION RED!! And Action taps out!! It's over!!

WINNER: "Code Red" Michael Connelly & Lance Storm

Styles: That's all the time we have for tonight!! For Jerry "The King" Lawler and... uhm, Death, this is Joey Styles! See you again soon!

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