Live from the Victoria Civic Center in Victoria, TX!!
It's time once again...for EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem!!
Our introduction begins to play, cycling through action scenes from many an EAW match, before a series of explosions takes us inside the Victoria Civic Center, where..
Eko: We are LIVE, here from Victoria, Texas to bring you EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem!!
Lilith: And I'm the ORIGINAL HORNY LITTLE SHE-DEVIL!!...Lilith "Give me your girlfriends, gimme your ho's, and I'll l-li-lick them from their heads to their toes" Aensland!!! I'm excited...and partly because...you know what is a little over three weeks away?!
Eko: No Escape?
Lilith: No' that's a little further away...
Eko: Oseiko and Michael's wedding day?
Lilith: Yup...but what else.
Eko: I don't know.
Lilith: Well...that night...those two are gonna lock themselves in a hotel room, put up the "Do Not Disturb" sign, and Mikey's gonna BANG HER BANG HER BANG HER BANG HER BANG HER BANG HER BANG HER!!!
Eko: Well, I don't think they'd put it like that...
Lilith: He'd BETTER bang her!
Eko: Coming up tonight will be an incredible show where we'll see Eighteen debut against RTC Man..
Lilith: BOO!! BOOO!! BOOOO!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Out with RTC Man! IN with Trojan Man!!!
Eko: Ummm...Lilith isn't an RTC fan, as you may have guessed....
Lilith: He wants to take away provocative, scantily-clad women from our TV shows...it's WRONG, I tell you!!
"Praise the Lords" by Lords of Acid cues up...
Eko: Before our first match, we're first going to have a coronation of sorts for our NEW champion, the EAW European and TV Champion, Colley Dogstar.
Lilith: BIG YIFFY!!!
President Gokuo comes out, walking down to the ring as the fans cheer, carrying with him a new title belt in a glass casing. He then gets in the ring...
Lilith: Wow...that belt looks AWESOME!! It would look even better around your waist...with you not wearing anything else...
Eko: *ahem* It isn't my belt..
Lilith: Than I can picture Colley-chan in it!!
Gokuo sets up a tripod, and puts the case on top of it.
LG: On the last Riot Rulz, for those of you that don't know, I had a special unification title match scheduled. I had noticed up to then that the EAW had maybe just a few too many title belts for its own good, and I thought I should get rid of one or so. But it wouldn't be fair to just eliminate them outright, stripping the holders.
Lilith: Stripping rules!! *stands up on the desk*
Eko: NO, LILITH!! SIT DOWN!!!
LG: Due to...SOME CONFUSION BY A CERTAIN KNOW IT ALL THAT GOT THE TITLE BELTS MESSED UP....
Lilith: Hee-hee...he's talking about you...
Eko: BLAME THAT AIRHEADED SECRETARY OF YOURS, SHE WROTE THAT!!
LG: I decided to instead combine the TV and European Title belts together, since they seem to hold the same or roughlythe same value. Blink and Colley squared off,and Colley pulled off a win to claim Blink's Television Title. Now...I present to you....our new and first...EAW International Champion!!...."Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar!!
The wolf's howl sounds over the PA, leading into the S&M version of "Of Wolf and Man," bringing out Colley Dogstar... the two old belts, TV and European, over each shoulder. He climbs into the ring over the top, climbing the near turnbuckle and giving his crotch-chop and howl routine, before walking over to LG... pulling the two retired straps off his shoulders and handing them over.
Lilith: BIG YIFFY!! WHOOOOO!!!
LG: Congrats, Colley!
LG then opens the casing, pulling out the new, polished title with "EAW International Title" printed along its face, and presents it to Colley. "As President of the EAW, I declare you our International Champion!"
Colley grins, taking the new belt in his hands. "Thanks, prez... I just wanted to send out a big howl to all the Wildpack's fans who've supported me, and to that Degenerate-- and I mean that in the nicest way possible-- Blink, for putting up one of the best damned fights of my life! Blink, you fought your heart out, but it was just my night. Now, as the first EAW International Champion, I've got some big shoes to fill... but I'm gonna live up to every past Television and European Champion, and make this belt worthy of its predecessors!" He holds the belt up high, throwing his head back and cutting loose with another howl, which the crowd quickly takes up.
Lilith: I say Colley should be the first person EVER to do both a Playboy AND Playgirl spread!!
"Congrats, Colley," LG says to him, shaking his hand/paw. "Now, is there anyone in particular you had in mind for a title defense?"
Colley hmmms. "Well, let's see... I guess it's only fair that the first shot go to the person who had the best chance of capturing the belt. So... hey, Blink! How d'ya feel about a title shot, one week from tonight? I'll be waiting for an answer...."
Lilith: WHOOO!!!! Blink to get a title shot!! We'll be right here when it happens!! We'll get to see her big purple knockers bouncing around just a short distance from us!! WHOOO!!
Eko: *sigh*
"Well...I think she may be here tonight, and if she accepts, I'll do whatever I can to make sure it happens....Congrats again, Colley..." LG says, smiling broadly.
"Of Wolf and Man" cues up again with a wolf's howl, and Colley exits the ring
LG: Thanks for lettin' us come out here and do that...now on with our first match!!!
After Colley and LG leave, "Hellrazor" by Tupac cues up...
Eko: Our first match will pit a veteran against another veteran, the difference being one's famous for being a big man, and the other is a much smaller talent who has raised eyebrows worldwide with his impressive ring skills, charisma, and--
Lilith: Incredible good looks?!
Eko: Some may think so...
Lilith: Jericho is Mikey's fave wrestler...well, besides Oseiko.
Eko: Somehow I'm not surprised that she's replaced Jericho..hee-hee.
Lilith: Hmmm...tough call, I'd do them both if I had the chance.
Eko: Regardless, Nash has had many matches in the EAW that many say have been the best in his entire career...let's see if he can stack up against Chris Jericho...
Nash enters the ring...and the lights dim slightly. The "LH2K" countdown begins to start...
5...4...3...2...1...
BOOM!!!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' Roses begins to play...causing the crowd to pop huge as Jericho walks out.
Lilith: SHAANANANANNANANA--PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!
Eko: From what I understand, that theme is merely placeholder until Jericho has a custom one mixed for him...
Lilith: That or his WWF one would be PERFECT, though...
Eko: Jericho running down and sliding into the ring...quite a match in store, I'm sure...
*ding, ding*
Eko: And this match is underway now...Jericho taking it to Nash in the early going, but it is showing little effect....Jericho attempting to whip Nash--KNOCKED DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Jericho kippuping though, ducks the right hand by Nash. Jericho hits the ropes now....LIONSAULT EARLY IN THE MATCH!! Nash catches him though..SHOULDERBREAKER!! Nash yanking him up by the arm now...Jericho twisting him into a hammerlock now...back elbow by Nash. Now a running back elbow--COUNTERED WITH A CHOP BLOCK!! Jericho takes Nash off his feet with that swift move. Jericho grabbing the ankle of Nash...drops down with a leglock--Jericho showing the more technical aspects of his game, now.
Lilith: He IS the man of a thousand and four holds...just like I'm the succubus of 1,004 positions. ^_^
Eko: Jericho up now....now it seems he's looking for the legbar--but Nash shakes him off his leg like a horny dog...or succubus.
Lilith: "Horny succubus?" Is there any other kind?
Eko: Nash slower to get up, but that's only due to Jericho being smaller and faster. Jericho laying in some kicks to the midsection of Nash, trying to drive him into the corner...Nash blocks that kick...Jericho with a modified Enzui Giri! Nash staggering back into the corner...
Lilith: With Mr. Parfect running around, I'd watch where I stick my butt Nash, if I were you. If I were you...but I'm not. I wouldn't have a problem if..
Eko: Jericho now vaulting the outside....climbing up top behind Nash!! JUMPS ON NASH'S SHOULDERS NOW!!! MODIFIED MYSTERIORANA!!! ROLL UP PIN!!!
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Nash kicks out!!
Lilith: He took his mask, took his knee, now takes his moves?!
Eko: Apparently so...and I thought Jericho lost more agility when he bulked up prior to entering the WWF....Jericho laying in some kicks to the ribs of Nash...
Lilith: Supposedly he swallowed a stack of quarters before the weigh-in. ^_^
Eko: Ugh...that's pretty severe.
Lilith: That's nuttin'...I could swallow that easy...with all the practice I've had deep thro--
Eko: Nash up now...! Jericho sending him into the opposite corner....Jericho up top quick as a cat!...Nash staggering out...MISSILE DROP KICK sends Nash down again...Jericho now going for a pin
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Kickout again by Nash.
Lilith: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXY!!!
Eko: Nash fan, Lil?
Lilith: Well, Megsies, he may have been lazy back in WCW, but there is something I know for a fact he ISN'T lazy at!!
Eko: *cough* Well, okay. Nash pulled up by Jericho, Jericho dominating thus far....Jericho hits the ropes....Cross Body--CAUGHT by Nash!! Nash now...HOISTING UP JERICHO HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!! Now....Nash spinning him...AN AIRPLANE SPIN?!?! NASH AIRPLANE SPINNING JERICHO!!
Lilith: DAMN...that's so old school that today's old school was new school.
Eko: Nash now rushing towards the corner...SNAKE EYES!!! Nash adding some depth to his move set...going for the pin on Jericho now..
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ONE!
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Kickout by Jericho!!
Lilith: Have you ever been with a man with a beard like Nash's or Jericho's? It feels kind of nice on your nipples...rough, but nice.
Eko: Well, don't bother stuffing either of these guy's stockings with a Mach 3 this Christmas. Nash has Jericho on the ropes, pounding away with some vicious right hands...laying Jericho throat first on the ropes--classic Nash move coming up here.
Lilith: Oh yeah?
Eko: Nash jumping up onto Jericho's back! All of Nash's weight pushing down on Jericho, choking him with that middle rope.
Lilith: BOINGY!! BOINGY!! BOINGY!!
Eko: Nash choking off Jericho's air supply...pulling him off for a cover now..
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TWO!!--Jericho makes the escape! Nash sliding out now...
Lilith: Uh oh...DON'T DO IT NASH!!! THINK OF MRS. JERICHO!!!
Eko: NASH YANKING JERICHO LEGS!! CROTCHING HIM ON THAT RINGPOST!!!
Lilith: NUTS!
Eko: Nash smacking Jericho's legs against the ringpost now....now up the stairs and inside the ring. Nash's gameplan doesn't seem too focused on any one area, but I expect him to be planning to set up Jericho for that double powerbomb of his...dragging Jericho away from the corner now by his hair...
Lilith: Something Shane definitely won't be able to do to Vince on Sunday.
Eko: Nash pulling up Jericho now...now....uh oh....
Lilith: CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!!
Eko: Another move by Nash that we don't normally see....cover by Nash now....
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--Narrow escape!!
Lilith: COME ON, JERICHO!! I like blondes....although I like you too, Megan. ^_^
Eko: You "like" pretty much everyone.
Lilith: Not Steven B*tchards!! I wouldn't let him bang me if he begged me....well, maybe if he was on his knees....and begged...and kissed my feet...and licked my...
Eko: PLEASE try to focus on the match, Lilith! Nash stomping away on Jericho, and Jericho is in a bad way here. Setting Jericho up on his feet again....hard whip to the ropes....Jericho on the return...Nash setting up--JERICHO WITH A JUMPING SWING DDT!!! NASH TAKEN DOWN!! Jericho up now....LIONSAULT, that one connects!
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One!!
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TWO!!
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NO!!! Nash kicking out again!
Lilith: Thank goodness they're gone. But if Richards DID ask if he could bang me, it would be like him admitting he was wrong the entire time....hmmm...
Eko: Jericho pulling up Nash again...sends him to the ropes...ducks under the clothesline from Nash...Nash on the return...Jericho with a kick to the midsection....yanks the legs out from under Nash....COULD IT BE?!
Lilith: LIONTAMER! Yeeees!!!
Eko: Jericho having some difficulty with manuevering Nash around but...there he goes!!....The Liontamer applied....Nash taps out!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Winner by Submission >>> "Lionheart" Chris Jericho
Eko: Jericho pulls off the victory, and the referee raises his hand now--but Nash attacking Jericho from behind! Now setting him up now....POWERBOMB!! There's the SHARPSHOT! Nash not about to take a loss lying down...he's just struck back on Chris Jericho for winning this match. But Bret Hart now, coming down to the ring!! He's looking to make good on his word, baseball bat in hand!!...Nash turning around...Baseball bat to the midsection!! Bret bringing it down on his back!! Action coming out now to aid Nash...and Bret wisely heading the other direction, helping out Jericho!
Lilith: Bring 'em here, Bret!! I'll make him feel better!!
Eko: Not likely...well, it looks like this rivalry continues between Nash and Bret Hart. Could Bret have a new ally in Chris Jericho?
Lilith: Well, it looks like it is time to whore ourselves for our sponsers for nearly 3 minutes!
Eko: In other words, we'll be back after this commercial break...Rik Felstrom will face Michael Whitewind, NEXT!!
**Commercials**
When we come back, apparently Lilith and Megan are arguing...
Eko: NO...
Lilith: YES!!
Eko: No.
Lilith: YES!!
Eko: NO!!
Lilith: YES!!
Eko: No.
Lilith: No.
Eko: Yes.
Lilith: YOU SAID YES!! YOU SAID YES!!
Eko: NO! NO!! I mean NO!! I wasn't paying attention, no fair!
Lilith: *sings* You said yes! You said yes! How about tonight?!
Eko: I said "No" and I mean "No."
Lilith: AAARRGHHH!! It's always about YOU isn't it?! WHAT ABOUT ME!! WHAT ABOUT LILITH?!?!?! I'm a succubus, and I have needs damnit!! I NEED to sex it up constantly! I need some action! I NEED SOME POONTANG PIE!!
Eko: Forget it, Lilith..after the show's over, you can visit Hera or whoever else it is that you like to visit...
Lilith: Well, I love Hera and I have lots and lots and lots of willing....hosts...but I LIKE VARIETY TOO!!!
"Target Akai Shougeki" by Wada Kouji begins to play. The crowd gives a bigger reaction than his last appearance, but Michael Whitewind comes out to a small response.
Eko: The EAW crowds are rather fickle, but once you prove yourself they can be very supportive. Oh...and in an unfortunate note for our 6 person tag team match, Spike will not be able to make it. He gave an excuse, but it may have something to do with being sprayed by Colley-chan...also, Kairi Lyger and Jyushin Lyger won't be at the next few future shows because they are reportedly taking time off to train more intensely.
Lilith: Translation--they found some cute girls to screw, and they'll be back after they're tested!
Eko: I don't believe that is true...but if it is, it's their business. ANYHOW, Michael Whitewind, a new face to the EAW, waits in the ring for his opponent...
"We Will Rock You" by Queen cues up..
Lilith: We WILL we Will...
Eko: Watch it, Lilith..
Rik Felstrom comes out, dressed in rather normal long wrestling tights, although nothing really looks normal on a cat zoot...he walks down the ring, and climbs inside.
Lilith: Rik looks gooood tonight. Plus he's stud on the outside...babe on the inside!!
Eko: Those of you not familiar to the EAW, that will take a bit of explaining, but nonetheless it's true.
Lilith: You agree Rik's a stud?
Eko: NO!!!...I mean he's a guy, but there is a girl inside.
Lilith: And you agree Sarah's a babe? THERE'S HOPE!!
The referee signals for the bell...
Eko: No, I don't mean that either...well, they aren't to me, anyhow. Well...EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN!! Anyhow, this match is underway and Whitewind starting things off by laying in some kicks to the midsection of Felstrom....he goes for an Irish Whip...Rik hits the ropes--vaults off, lands behind Whitewind! Waistlock now, German Suplex--no, Whitewind lands behind!! Shoves Rik in the ropes...jumps up on Rik's back....hammering awa with right hands...Rik down to his hands and knees now! Whitewind moving quick to apply a triangle hold to Rik...Rik struggling and kicking to try to reach the ropes...he gets a foot on the ropes, Whitewind releases. Pulls up the larger Felstrom....suplex coming up...blocked by Rik...Rik with a snap suplex now! Floatover by Rik!
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Kickout by Whitewind! Rik now holding on...pulling up Whitewind...ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX!! Floatover again, now!
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One--and no!!
Lilith: I wonder what exactly made Whitewind leave the US for so long?
Eko: Rik pulling up Whitewind now....sleeperhold applied---I don't know, maybe he's a right winger and couldn't stand the Clinton presidency?
Lilith: Well...I don't really care about politics, but I like BUSH and I like DICK!!!!
Eko: .....
Lilith: Hey, they have to let it though!
Eko: Whitewind escaping the sleeper!! Standing switch...now...Rik with a standing switch himself...send Whitewind to the ropes...back body drop--Whitewind on his feet like--ironically--a cat. Spins around...waistlock on Rik...TIGER SUPLEX!!
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and NO!! Kickout by Rik!
Lilith: All this talk about cats make me wish the Kat was RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW...on THIS TABLE....NAKED!! Then I'd put my head in her lap and lick it up!!
Eko: I'm sure they wouldn't mind it if you paid them a visit....Whitewind back up...Rik slow to get up, but he took quite a move there. Whitewind now going for a HEADSCISSORS!! BACKBREAKER, SIDE counter by Rik!! What resilience by Rik to counter that so quickly!
Lilith: Resilient!! Scinillating!! BARBARIC!! BOMBASTIC!!--buy the Good Ol' JR "Expand Your Vocabulary" tapes for Play-by-Play announcers!!
Eko: Hee-hee. Rik now hitting the near ropes...Whitewind up....TACKLED with the HOBBES POUNCE!! Rik tenderizing Whitewind's face with right hands!!
Lilith: Or PAWS, rather.
Eko: Rik covering now...
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Tw--and NO, Whitewind escapes!
Lilith: [shill]But LIVE April 27th, there WILL BE NO ESCAPE!!![/shill]
Eko: Correctamundo, I assume. Rik up now....setting up Whitewind in the corner. It could be an 0LD SK00L Superplex!! The two jockey for position up top...Whitewind fighting for positioning...OUCH! Whitewind shoves off Rik but crotches himself!! Rik lands on his feet....Whitewind shakes it off...now fighting back on Rik to prevent another attempt aaaand...TORNADO DDT!! Whitewhind back on offense!!
Lilith: Aye-chee-wawa!!
Eko: Whitewind favoring his...lower extremties...
Lilith: I'd favor them, too. ^_^
Eko: Climbing up top now...DIVING SENTON connects!!
Lilith: Looked like a SWANTON to me!
Eko: Whitewind with the cover
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TWO!!
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Lilith: That move, like, SOO Toe-tally rules the sk00l..but,....HOW'D RIK KICK OUT OF IT?!
Eko: It's an overrated move, mayhaps? Rik climbing back up....Whitewind going back to some kicks...Rik catches that one...ducks the Enzui Giri....10-57 COMING UP!!!--NO!! Whitewind kicks it off!! Kippup by Whitewind!! Whitewind launches up onto the top rope...Rik grabbing him...trying to toss him off...Whitewind jumping off and flipping behind Rik...Rik yanks Whitewind off his feet by reaching between his own legs....modified sharpshooter!!! Whitewind gets to the nearby ropes to break it early!! Rik now, pulling up Whitewind onto his shoulders...could be a Michinoku Driver #2....Wait, Whitewind slips free grabbing Rik in a reverse DDT position...could it be....he cinches up Rik!!...holding him up...REVERSE SUPLEX!!! Whitewind sitting up Rik against the ropes....running and hitting the opposite ones...running low dropkick!! Rik may be out, and Whitewind rolls back up to his feet!! He pulls up the groggy Rik by his nape....dumping him unceremoniously over the ropes!! BUT RIK HOLDS ON!! Whitewind taking a breather, but mistakingly doesn't notice he still is holding on!! RIK FLIPS BACK IN!! LOCKS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF WHITEWIND!!! REVERSE..HEADSCISSORS sends Whitewind outside!!! Rik flipping back inside now!!
Lilith: WOW!! Rik's got moves that would impress even Oseiko!
Eko: Rik now hitting the opposite ropes...Whitewind dazed but up...BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK!!! Rik may have just KOed Whitewind!!
Lilith: Paging Dr. Yankem...paging Dr. Yankem...
Eko: Rik slides out to the outside...now rolling in Whitewind...this could be about it here....Whitewind recovering now...incredible!! He's up now...Rik starting to brawl with Whitewind now...Whitewind fighting back with all he's got....Whitewind sending Rik into the ropes...ducks the clothesline by Rik...Rik coming back...Whitewind locks on a SLEEPER!! Quick escape by Rik...spins him around....MANDIBLE CLAW!!!
Lilith: Actually, it is called the "Cat Got Your Tongue."
Eko: Rik hoisting up Whitewind....modified Cat Crash!!! With the Hold STILL APPLIED!!!
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TWO!!!
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THREEE--!!!!!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Winner by Pinfall >>> Rik Felstrom
Eko: "We Will Rock You" by Queen cues up, and the referee holds up Rik's hand.
Eko: Michael Whitewind put in an amazing effort here tonight, but ran into a real beast in Rik Felstrom...coming up next, RTC Man--
Lilith: BOOOOOOO!!
Eko: --vs. Eighteen!!
Lilith: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! CYBER-BOOTY 2.0!!!
*Commercial Break*
Back to the action as we hear the RTC Theme in full blast, RTC Man coming out to the ring... with Steven Richards and Ivory!
Megan: Wha--?! We haven't seen Steven Richards and Ivory in the EAW for quite some time! What are they doing out here?!
Lilith: Obviously taking the time out from the WWF just to make my life miserable... stupid RTCers pretty much got the Kat fired, now I bet they're gonna try 2 for 2 and get me fired.
Megan: Well, you don't know that for sure.
Lilith: Say, I know what'll scare him off! Live sex act! C'mon Megan! Show the world your puppies and (Mills Lane voice) Let's GEDDITON!
Megan: Uhm... no. Well, I've been informed that this match WILL be a no DQ match, so anything is possible here tonight! And... uh oh.
Lilith: Poopie. And Steven Richards is coming out to join us at the commentating table. Gee, I'm so so so so so so so so so so so lucky. Bleh.
Steven Richarda puts his headset on and sits next to Megan... pausing to glare at Lilith (who glares back) before speaking.
Richards: It's a pleasure to show up after triumphing in the WWF like the RTC has done. Ridding the WWF of the Kat was but one of our greater accomplishment, I feel.
Lilith: You suck.
Richards: Oh come now, Lilith... there's no hard feelings really... despite the fact that you ARE a depraved demonic succubus and I am a champion of virtue! Just like RTC Man here is! And my loyal confidant Ivory will be at ringside helping RTC Man in our battle against... Neo D-X. And we will claim the android Eighteen as our first casualty.
Lilith: You Sammy So-suck.
Richards: ... And... what exactly does that mean.
Lilith: That you suck! Suck to the Nth Power! Suck˛! Suckł! You suck SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO badly NASA mistakes you as a black hole! So there! Bleh. >=P
Megan: *giggle*
"Push It" then cues up...
Megan: ... And out comes the Blonde Bombshell known as Eighteen! And it looks as if she's bringing with her... yes, it's Ainako! The newest member of Neo D-X!!
Richards: What?! That... horned demoness has no business being out here! The referee, Mr. Mike Chioda, should expell her from the arena right here and now!!
Lilith: Why? She's got every right to be out here as Ivory does.
Richards: But Ivory's a self-respecting woman! And what's Ainako?!!
Lilith: ... Daughter to one of our bookers?
Richards: ...
Lilith: ^-^ I'm right, sir! Yes I am so right! Right right right right!
Megan: Ah, heh... well, Eighteen's in the ring with RTC Man, Ainako and Ivory are out at ringside, Mike Chioda has called for the bell and they are OFF!
Megan: RTC Man is circling Eighteen, who's just adjusting her gloves... she seems to be pretty confident here tonight! RTC Man measures her up... attack from behind-- NO! ELBOW FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! BEARHUG FRONT SLAM BY EIGHTEEN! And... a crotchchop!! I think Eighteen is merely playing with RTC Man here!
Richards: As if Eighteen alone wasn't bad enough, she's been corrupted by her so-called friends in Neo D-X! Eighteen is a cold-blooded killer! She's said so herself! She's as bad as that monster Mechius and President Gokuo is allowing her to compete?!
Lilith: Well, there is ONE difference between Mechius and Eighteen.
Richards: And what might THAT be?!
Lilith: Eighteen's got breasts that you'd want to suck on all day. ^_^
Richards: ... You, little miss... you are... are really beginning to try my patience!
Megan: Ahem, anyhow, RTC Man's back up... tie-up... but Eighteen EASILY overpowers RTC Man and throws him to the nearby ring corner! Charges in-- but RTC Man manages to get a foot up that... Eighteen just blocked anyway and hit the clothesline! o_o;
Richards: See?! Eighteen doesn't even belong in the EAW!! She's way too strong, way to unpredictable!! Like that monster Ryokami!!
Lilith: Hey hey HEY! No mocking Ryo. He could gut all of us. o_O;
Megan: Eighteen sets RTC Man up in the corner and... TORNADO ARM BREAKER!!! Cover! One! Two! No, RTC Man kicks out! Eighteen seems a little surprised that RTC Man kicked out!
Richards: Eighteen is too arrogant... she feels she can beat any human here! Well, RTC Man will prove to her that we may be humans, but we fight the good fight, and in the end, her defeat will be for her own good.
Lilith: AAAARRRGHHHHHHH!!! ENOUGH WITH THAT STUPID STUPID CATCH-PHRASE!!! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A T-SHIRT OUT OF IT AND YOU'VE RUN IT INTO THE GROUND!!!
Richards: Hold your tounge!
Lilith: I'd rather hold Megan's. ^_^
Megan: Don't get me mixed up in this... RTC Man manages to get up... whips Eighteen to the corner, clothesline attempt ducked by Eighteen... drop toe hold by RTC Man into a MEXICAN SURFBOARD! But Eighteen POWERS OUT!!
Richards: This is ridiculous! Eighteen is too powerful! I'm going to take this up with President Gokuo to have her banned at all EAW events until she learns to curb her powers! As a matter of fact, this match has gone on far enough!
Megan: Wha--?! HEY!! What is--
Lilith: Richards has got a steel chair and he's going into the ring!
Megan: He tosses it to Eighteen! She catches it and-- MORALITY CHECK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO EIGHTEEN'S FACE! But she doesn't even budge!!! O_O! Now Ivory's in!! She's given RTC Man a sledgehammer and he swings it at Eighteen and she CAUGHT IT!!! MY GOD, RICHARDS IS RIGHT! I never thought I'd say it but he's right! Eighteen IS too powerful!! RTC Man and Ivory and Richards are triple-teaming Eighteen but she's powering out! She's fighting back!! Now Ainako's in! She's helping Eighteen! She grabs Richards... CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!
Lilith: She calls it the Devil's Crucifix, Megan! Neo D-X is coming out now! Blink! Velocity! Tifa! All out to help out Eighteen and Ainako!!
Megan: Not that Eighteen NEEDS help... my God, this... this has degenerated into a no contest so quickly, and--
Suddenly, "Nine Lives" cues up!
Megan: It's... it's Commisioner Lynxara!! She's coming down to ringside and... she's got a mic in hand! What's she got to say here tonight?!
Lynx: Okay okay OKAY!! Settle down here, people!! Blink! Get your girls in control! Obviously we can't settle this tonight... so I'm ruling this match a no contest! And on Riot Rulz, I'm gonna set up a tag match! RTC Man and Steven Richards! Going up against Eighteen and Ainako! BUT! There's a little catch. See, Eighteen... you're way too powerful for the EAW. So I've called up my friends up in Hatch Industries. As commisioner, I order you to go there and subject yourself to powering-down your powers!
Lilith: What?!
Megan: Well, Lynxara IS right, Lilith.
Eighteen is clearly upset with Lynxara as the feline commisioner steps back.
Lynx: Yeah, I know you're angry... well, tough! See, and if you don't do as I say? I will not only ban you from the EAW, but I'll ban EVERY member of Neo D-X, too! Now go... get out of my ring and don't come back until I see some significant strength reducing! Got me?!!
Megan: Lynxara is laying down the law here tonight! I--WAIT! EIGHTEEN JUST BROKE FREE FROM HER NEO D-X COMRADES, GRABS LYNXARA AND-- ANNIHILATOR!!!! O_O!!
Lilith: O_O!! HOLY *bleep!*! EIGHTEEN'S GONE WILD!!
Megan: Even her fellow Neo D-X members can't believe what happened! Eighteen's out of the ring!! The fans dont' really like what's happened... we have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back!!
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Lilith: Greetings, one and all. I... would like to apologize to Ms. Red West for everything that she thought I may have done... even though I was not responsible for her getting hit by the invisible limo several months ago... I still apologize sincerely, because obviously, Ms. West believed I was guilty so badly, that she ignored Troublemaker's alibi's of guilt and went after me anyhow. It must be because I'm so inherently evil.
Funaki's Dubbed Voice (off-camera): IN-DEEEED!!
Lilith: And of course, my nature got the better of me, as well... when I accepted Red's Sadist's Dream match... and at one point I pulled off Red's boots and... tounge bathed her... cute, delicious, sweet, soft--
Lilith shakes her head.
Lilith: Sorry. ^^;; Uhm... when I did that thing there. Y'know. *ahem* Anyhow... it all came to a head when I didn't want to fight Red... and... I tried to end this pointless feud... laying down in the middle of the ring for her to pin me. But she didn't buy my sincerity at all. And as an end result... she... DDTed me. As a result she compressed my vertebrae and there's a good chance that I'll never ever step foot in a wrestling ring ever again. ;_;
Lilith sobs softly, then looks to the camera with tear-stained eyes.
Lilith: At Riot Rulz, Red West... please accept my invitation to come to the ring one last time... and accept my deepest apologies for the things that I've never done to you! I accept full responsibilities! Just please! Let this needless fight end with the two of us hugging each other... as sisters!
Lilith bows.
Lilith: Thank you for listening.
Switch back to Lilith and Megan... Lilith is still crying as Megan has her arms crossed, looking at Lilith suspiciously.
Lilith: ... *sob* . ;.; ... what?
Megan: ... Nothing... *sigh* ... cut to break...
**Commercial Break**
We come back from break as three of the "Gentlemen," William Regal, Cecil Regal, and PC Plodder come out to the Jolly Gentlmen/Regal's theme music. The crowd boos them viciously...
Eko: Up next will be the first of our two tag team contest tonight...the second will be at tag team title match. Out here now we have the so-called "GENTLEMEN," who are quite the opposite...rather a group of the most vulgar, disgusting people I've ever seen.
Lilith: Yep, yep...all 3 million, 513 thousand, 869 of them. They all wanted to be our here tonight, but this place doesn't have enough seats.
Eko: That number really isn't that much of an exaggeration...the question is, what kind of asinine stunts could the gentlemen pull tonight?
Lilith: *standing up on the table, bending over and slapping her rear* YO, MR. P! I wouldn't mind it if you can out here and..
Eko: PLEASE don't encourage him to come out here...Plodder and the Regals now in the ring, and they've got quite a formidable team to face..
"Enema" by Tool cues up, and the most famous trashman in sports entertainment, along with the scarred psychopath Sabu, arrive first, getting a huge pop from the crowd.
Eko: Through team friction, racial slurs, and "Yo Momma" jokes, here comes DEFINITION OF HARDCORE, reunited and ready to--their words not mine--kick some filthy British WASP ass.
Lilith: Regal's so stuck up that he retains more stool than the Hoover Dam does water. Hmm...I see them, but where's the hottest, cutest, biggest boobest, most bangable amalgam iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin the EAW?!
"Travel Theme (To Crystalis)" begins to play immediately afterward, as Sabu and Drosse stand on the ramp. Derek Walker comes out from the back, the People's and the Extreme Titles slung over each of hir shoulders.
Lilith: THERE SHI IS!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!
Eko: Well, taking into account the scarcity of the competition for that title, I'd say Derek takes it by default.
Lilith: WHAT'DYOUSAYABOUT"DEREK TAKES IT?!" REPEAT!! REPEAT!!
Eko: Nevermind, NEVERMIND...this unlikely team staring down the Gentlemen in the ring, and charging towards it now!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Eko: It seems Derek and William will begin this match...Derek now attacking William Regal....sending him into the ropes....backbody drop attempt--blocked, Regal attempting to turn it into a backslide...
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Kickout before one!
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock cues up, when a familiar looking blue Saturn is driven out from the back, and down the ramp.
Lilith: Austin is in the EAW!! He's changed themes!! And grown hair!!! And Debra's had a lot more surgery!!
Eko: NO NO NO!...that's the Blueboy...
Lilith: OHHHH...
Eko: Regal now attempting to rock Derek with some haymaker swings....Derek retaliated with some quick jabs!!..
Blueboy takes a seat next to Lilith and Megan, and dons a headset.
Eko: And the Blueboy has joined our broadcast postion.
BB: --to be here....Hey, am I on?
Eko: Yes, you are--Derek now taking control on Regal...there's that piston-like punching speed of Derek....A HAYMAKER SENDS REGAL DOWN!!
Jasmin takes a seat in Blueboy's lap.
Lilith: Ummm...Jazzie, you wouldn't mind maybe spending a little time with me, would you?
BB: Umm..maybe not, but sorry Lilith, Jasmin's my one and only, and me hers.
Lilith: Except for the hundreds of guys who gangbanged her!!
Eko: Err...ugh..
BB: That's all in the past...okay, we have the pasty-ass William Regal getting his ass kicked by Derek right now in the ring. Derek pulling up Regal to his feet...sends him into the corner. Derek charging in...there's a GORE!!!!! That HAD to hurt with Derek's horn plowed straight into Regal's flabby stomach.
Lilith: I wonder what else shi uses it for...
BB: I'll tell ya...Regal looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, only the Doughboy has a better tan.
Eko: *chuckle* Derek rolls Regal towards the apron, and ALLOWS him to get the tag to Plodder!?
BB: This guy is REALLY messed up. What the hell is he? A bobby?
Lilith: A Ricki? A Cici? A Bret?
Eko: Well...funny how his initials are PCP...Derek and Plodder now fighting...more of a brawl than a wrestling match...Plodder now with a bodyslam on Derek...hits the near ropes now...splash misses.
BB: SHAMU'S ON SHORE!! QUICK, HOSE HIM DOWN!!!
Eko: Hee-hee...
Lilith: GIMME THE HOSE!!
Eko: Derek now pulling up the large British "gentleman," and sends him into the ropes now....hits the ropes hirself...SUNSET FLIP!! Rolls up Plodder!! One! And a kickout!! Derek makes the tag to Sabu now!!
BB: There ya go...let Sabu show this candyass Brit what Extreme is all about...
Eko: He'll have to do it in the confines of the rules, however....Sabu with a springoard...HEADSCISSORS takes Plodder over!! With some difficulty, but manages it.
BB: PC Plopper.
Eko: Sabu back up top now...Plodder trying to get back up...TURNAROUND MOONSAULT!! Sabu scores with another high risk move!! Hits the ropes--Cecil grabs his leg and trips him up!
BB: Uh oh...Loch Ness is up again....
Lilith: Ach!!
Eko: Plodder with a splash onto the back of Sabu!! Now stomping away on him now...tag in to Cecil...
BB: This match's other, other, white meat.
Lilith: Speaking of which...how about you, me, and Jazz make a "me" sandwich?
BB: Maybe...
Eko: Sabu and Cecil now squaring off...Cecil taking over Sabu with an armdrag....Sabu up now...into the grasp of Cecil...Cecil with a Belly to Belly Suplex!! One!! Tw--kickout by Sabu!! Cecil now yanking up Sabu again to add some more punishment--drop toe hold...Cecil applying a modified ankle lock!!
BB: HEY!! That's all American hold!! Stop stealing our moves!
Eko: Well, regardless of what the move is...it is effective....and shows Cecil knows Sabu's weaknesses...now a knee stomp for good measure...and Cecil tags in his twin brother William.
BB: Try poking him in the stomach, Sabu!!
Lilith: I wonder if Sabu wears underwear under those pants...
BB: If wonder if the Gentlemen have anything IN their pants, because the sure don't have balls.
Lilith: Parfect must have something...Derek have everything!
BB: The staff could break down and just give Parfect Gunn's old "Assman" gimmick.
Eko: Well, the British call it an "arse," but anyway...William laying in some more boots...applying a sleeperhold to Sabu.
BB: A sleeper...hold *yawn* exciting.
Lilith: It's a good thing that this desk is here...because the censors wouldn't want anyone to see what you are doing to Jazzie behind it!
BB: LILITH!!...No need to blurt that out..
Eko: Sabu trying to struggle free here....the crowd beginning to cheer now....Sabu's fighting back!! Sabu's fighting to get up to a vertical base now...elbow to the midsection of Regal!! There's another...Sabu sends Regal to the ropes...SPINNING HEEL KICK by Sabu...diving tag to Drosse....!!
BB: Who would ever think I'd be glad to see Drosse wrestle?
Eko: Drosse in now!! Going for a clothesline--SABU DUCKS!! He nails Regal!! He was going for Sabu, though....Sabu pulls up Regal....Drosse backing up....Sabu has Regal in a waistlock...standing switch...DROSSE kicks Regal right between the crumpets!! I think the referee missed that...but it seems these two aren't exactly all chummy again, afterall.
BB: "Chummy"...ugh...
Lilith: Can we "shag," later? Come on, just the four of us!!
Eko: Include me out...Drosse with a SPINEBUSTER on William Regal...Sabu up top....LEGDROP on William Regal!! Drosse going for the cover...One! Two! Th--NO!!
Lilith: Man...too bad Spike had to miss this. With Dross here, they'd just about have the stench even on both sides...
BB: With Spike and two British men?! You kidding!?! They'd definitely have it over Derek's team.
Eko: Drosse dragging William's eye along the rope...
BB: Ugh...English eyeboogers on the ropes...
Eko: Drosse now setting up Regal for a piledriver...has him up....back body drop!! Regal reverses!! Drosse up again...Regal with a chop to the chest of Drosse....another...sending him into the corner now...Regal charges in and hits him with a clothesline!! Drosse stagging out of the corner....Regal with a bulldog now!! Regal...going for the Regal Stretch!! Drosse trying to crawl towards the ropes....Derek stretches hir arm forward...TAG to Derek!! Drosse is in the Regal Stretch now but Derek is the legal man--er, wom--er, person!!
BB: Better get it right, Megan! You don't want to lose your job!
Eko: Derek in now, stomps away on Regal, forcing him to release it!!--Lilith makes innuendos from the second we air to the second we go off the air, and MY job in is peril?!
Lilith: Naw, you're too cute to fire!! But cute enough to--
Eko: LILITH!!
BB: ...umm..another four letter word beginning with "f."
Lilith: Thanks, Blue! ^_^
Eko: Cecil and Plodder out now!! Sabu coming into the ring now....this match has disinegrated into a huge brawl!! Derek and William are the legal persons...PLODDER CLOTHESLINES DROSSE OVER THE ROPES!!! SABU WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF PLODDER!! CECIL DUMPS SABU OVER!! This is like a Royal Rumble almost...
BB: Well, if Drosse performs at Wrestlemania in the Gimmick Rumble like he did here, then he may not win the thing...
Eko: Cecil whipped to the guardrail!! Sabu back in now...Derek and William fist to fist yet again!! Drosse losing control on Plodder...Plodder now using that nightstick on Drosse....Cecil charging in with KICK to the ribs of Drosse....AIR SABU takes them all out with one fell swoop!!
BB: GO WEIRD MUTANT ANIMAL THING!!!
Eko: It's a mess outside...Derek and William one on one again...William with a backdrop suplex takes Derek down...Derek up again...swinging neckbreaker!! Cover by Regal!! One!! Two!! Th--no, kickout by the Dual-Genitaled Double Champ! Regal yanks her up again....sending her back towards the ropes...European Uppercut stuns her...takes her over with a snap suplex....Regal hits the ropes...elbowdrop misses!! Derek rolls out of the way!! She hits the ropes...Regal getting up now...FACE CRUSHER by Derek!! Cover again! One! Two! And narrowly picks up the win!! Derek pulling up Regal...looking to about put him away...Irish Whip...reverse...Derek hits the ropes...Belly-to-Belly--NO!! Countered into the Endless Hunger!!! ENDLESS HUNGER!!
BB: He can tough it out...since he's had his head up worse places...
Lilith: Hee-hee...uh oh...Cecil in...
Eko: Sabu has the leg of Cecil, keeping him from trying to help Regal...Regal still isn't giving in...Derek swallows Regal down to his mid-chest!!
BB: MAKE THE FRENCH AND SURRENDER, REGAL!!
Lilith: Oui, Oui!!
Eko: Regal taps!! He's been swallowed nearly down to his wrist, but his hand is still visible!!
*ding, ding, ding*
BB: Theeeeeeeeere's my cue!!
Eko: Plodder now beating on Sabu...Cecil in...Cecil with Plodder's nightstick on the back of Derek!!
Suddenly---ALL THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA SHUT OFF!!!
Lilith: YES!!! A BLACKOUT!!
Eko: AHH!! LILITH!??! *rip* STOP THAT...He-heh-ehehehehe..heh-heh-heh-HAHAHAHAH!!..NO NO NO..Heh-heh-heh-hehe...Heh-heheehhaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH!!!
The lights turn back on...Cecil is lying in the middle of the ring, splattered with a thick blue substance...the rest of the wrestlers look completely dumbfounded.
At the announcer's desk, A disappointed Lilith takes a few last licks at the bottom of Megan's left foot...
Lilith: Ummm..
Eko: *blush* LILITH!!! *yanks leg away* You ripped by pantyhose!!
Lilith: I'll replace them.
Megan grumbles as she puts her shoe back on.
Eko: Well, it looks like the Blueboy has struck again...first William Regal, now Cecil Regal!
Lilith: Ahhh...I loved that, Megsies...
Eko: I don't recall giving you permission....*sigh*...well, up next after our last commercial break, the tag team titles are going to be on the line..and Ariel will be out here...meaning that YOU MUST CONTROL YOURSELF, Lilith!!
Lilith: Hee-hee...I'd figure I'd get that in while there was still time...
**Commercial Break**
Back to the show, with "Game" cuing up, out comes ChainSaw themselves, withthe Kat with them as they hold up their picket signs saying "REINSTATE THE KAT!" and "THE KAT RULZ!"
Megan: Welcome back! We've already had an eventful night on Mayhem, and it looks as if we're going to have one more event in this tag team main event match, Lilith!
Lilith: Yeah, babee! ChainSaw Vs. Scorpion's Pyre! The Sky 3-D Vs. The Dark Explosion! This is going to so rock! ^_^
ChainSaw get to the ring and climb in, just as "We're In This Together" cues up... out comes the EAW Tag Team Champions themselves; Kaye and Sasori come out to the ring... and out bounces little Ariel Bridges, leaping over the the tag champs and jumping into the ring with ease, perched up on the top turnbuckle as she waits for her parents.
Megan: Ohh, how adorable! ChainSaw may've brought the Kat with them, but Scorpion's Pyre brought their cat-girl too! How cute! ^_^
Lilith: Yeah, she's a cutie, no doubt about that. ^_^
Megan: Scorpion's Pyre get to the ring and give the belts to referee Earl Hebner... Ariel jumps down and... well, I think she's going to join us for commentary! Now Lilith, I want you to--
Lilith: Be nice? When Ariel's around, sure. ^_^
Ariel bounces over to Megan and Lilith, hugging both of them tightly before putting on her headset.
Ariel: YAAYY!!! Hi there! =^-^=
Megan & Lilith: Hi, Ariel! ^_^ ^_^
Ariel: This is going to be sssoooo cool!! =^-^= Mommy and Daddy're gonna win and they're gonna be champs still and it will be so great!! =^.^=
Megan: Hehe... yes sweetie, that'll be nice... well, the bell's rung and this match is underway!
Megan: Chaynz and Kaye will start it off... tie-up... whip to the ropes by Kaye, clothesline attempt ducked! CLOTHESLINE FROM CHAYNZ KNOCKS KAYE DOWN! But she sits right back up! Chaynz quickly stomps Kaye back down... or tries to, Kaye manages to get up, blocking Chaynz's foot and throws him back down to the mat! Chaynz gets up and... BODY PUNCH DOUBLES HIM OVER AND-- FLY SWATTER BY KAYE!
Ariel: =^-^= YAAAYYYYY!!! GO MOMMY!!
Megan: Whip to their corner... tag to Sasori! Double-team move... DOUBLE FRONT SLAM! Sasori locks in the Camel Clutch... referee Earl Hebner's seeing if he wants to submit but he's not giving in... he's very close to the ropes... and... SASORI STOPS HIM BY SITTING DOWN RIGHT ON TOP OF CHAYNZ'S BACK! And now he applies a Triangle Hold away from the ropes! Sound strategy from Sasori!
Ariel: My daddy's smart! =^-^=
Lilith: Yeah, he's gotta be smart and lucky to be with your mommy, Ariel. (must fight... urge to say something naughty... impressionable child... nearby...)
Ariel: =^-^=
Lilith: ... @_@ *sigh* ...
Megan: Buzzsaw attacks Sasori!! Breaking the hold before any more damage is made! Earl Hebner forces Buzzsaw to go back to his corner but it's too late! Chaynz makes the tag and here comes Buzzsaw! Pick up by Sasori and... DDT!! Sasori's hurting! He's... well, I think he's showing more emotion now that he's ever done since his arrival!
Ariel: =;-;= C'MON DADDY!! YOU CAN DO IT!!
Megan: Buzzsaw picks him up... SLEEPER HOLD! SASORI's fading fast! He'll have to counter somehow and he DOES!! RAM INTO THE CORNER!! And... VENOM STRIKEł!! Cover! One! Two! And Chaynz breaks it up before the three! Sasori rolls over to his feet, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF BUZZSAW, BACK ELBOW SMASH TO CHAYNZ! He grabs Buzzsaw... scoop slam... NO! VENOM STRIKE˛!! But Chaynz picks Sasori up and SUPERKICK! Sasori is down! So is Buzzsaw! Both men need a tag! Hebner's got Buzzsaw back to his corner and now he's starting the ten count!
Ariel: GO DADDY!! YOU CAN DO IT, DADDY!!
Lilith: Yeah! Go, DADDY-er, SASORI!!
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Megan: Sasori rolls to his corner! TAGS IN KAYE! BUZZSAW TAGS IN CHAYNZ! TWO FRESH FIGHTERS ARE IN THE RING!! KAYE THROAT THRUSTS--BLOCKED! CHAYNZ CLOTHESLINES! But Kaye sits right back up!! Chaynz isn't having any of that... pick up by Chaynz and... Dragon Sleeper! Kaye's struggling... and SHE POWERS OUT!! CLOTHESLINE-- DUCKED BY CHAYNZ!! He runs up the turnbuckle and-- SPRINGBOARD SWANTON BOMB!! And Kaye's flattened!! Cover! One! Two! But Kaye kicks out! And sits right up!
Ariel: =^-^= My mommy's tough!
Lilith: (supress crude sexual response) @_@;;;
Megan: Chaynz clothslines Kaye back down! Pick up... and... BALL-IN-CHAIN!! This one may be over! One! Two! NO, SASORI MAKES THE SAVE! Buzzsaw attacks Sasori and clotheslines him out of the ring!! Kaye gets whipped to the ropes! Ducks the clothsline by Chaynz and--!! KAYE'S GOT HIM!! LIFTS HIM UP! MY GOD THE STRENGTH AND... CHOKESLAM!!! ONE! TWO! THR--NO! BUZZSAW MANAGES TO PULL HER OUT OF THE RING!! SASORI SLIDES BACK IN! WHIPS CHAYNZ TO THE CORNER! CORNER TRAP!! NO!! AVOIDED BY CHAYNZ!! HE SETS SASORI UP... TOP ROPE POWERBOMB!!! KAYE WHIPS BUZZSAW INTO THE RING STEPS! GIVES THE KAT A GLARE TELLING HER TO STAY AWAY... AND JUMPS INTO THE RING! FULL NELSON SLAM ON CHAYNZ!! SASORI DROPS DOWN, GRABS HIS LEGS! COULD IT BE... SLINGSHOT INTO KAYE'S GRASP-- YES!! DARK EXPLOSION!!!! KAYE PINS! One! Two! Three!! Scorpion's Pyre retains!
Ariel: YAAAAYYYYYY!!!! =^-^!=
Winners & still EAW Tag Team Champs: Scorpion's Pyre
Ariel pulls off her headset and leaps into the ring from the announcers' table, jumping into Kaye's waiting arms as she celebrates the win with her parents.
Megan: Wow, Ariel is sure quick... well, that's all the time we have left! I'm Megan Eko! For Lilith Aensland...
Lilith: ... @_@;;;
Megan: Uhm... good night everyone!! ^_^;
Lilith:
I WANNA LICK MEGAN'S MUFF CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... Whew... that's better... ^_^;;