[OOC Note: Sorry results are a little late. I've beenn DEAD BUSY this week. I want to thanks Kenny SOOOO much for helping me finish the results, he did the last match when I asked him to. Thank you very much Kenny. And with that...enjoy the results!]
EAW Mayhem -- July 4th, 2000
Tuesday Night Mayhem opens up to a huge entrance from Orlando, Frioda! Joey Styles and Jerry "The King" Lawler starts Mayhem's play by play going over the events happen in the EAW from the last weeks.
Joey Styles: "On the last Riot Rulz, we saw Tympani Craig actually MAKE OUT with Kaye, during The Flyboy Vs. Sasori Shinrono, as Kaye was a guest referee for the match!"
"The King": "That has got be the most exciting thing that has ever happened in a EAW ring! When I saw the replay, I thought I saw that Kaye was really enjoying what occured with Tympani!"
Joey: "She did not! I bet she's 'flaming' mad at Tympani and Flyboy for what they have done to Scorpion's Pyre. I hope Flyboy and Tympani get what they deserve! Wait a minute, I have word that a fight has began in the back!"
A camera finds it's way to the back, as Victor "The Natural"Worthington and 2Pac Shuker are having a all out brawl! Suddenly, "The Natural" kicks 2Pac groin, and plants him down with his the modified version of the "Pedigree the "Powertrip"!
Joey: "WOW! We already have action going on
and the first match hasn't
even started!"
Mortis stands in the ring with his EAW Hardcore Title draped over his shoulder, as the challenger G.I. Bro walks out to a chorus of boo's.
EAW Hardcore Title Match: G.I. Bro Vs. Mortis(c)
Bro rolls into the ring, but Mortis is already waiting for him. Mortis quickly starts to kick Bro in the back, as he gets in the ring. Mortis grabs Bro and tosses him into the ropes and excutes a flipping dropkick to Bro.
Styles: "Mortis has Bro on the defensive! Mortis with a agressive irish whip into the corner. Here comes Mortis with a running clothesline, and he connects! Bro falls to the ground with a 'thud' and Mortis goes out to outside of the ring searching for some sort of object."
King: "I think he's found it--"
Mortis suddenly appears from under the ring, with a SHOVEL in hand!! Styles: No way! How did THAT get under a ring? He'll kill G.I. Bro if he uses it on him!
Mortis rolls back into the ring, and laughs as Bro is on the ground in pain. Mortis lifts the shovel up above his head, and brings it down across Bro's back!
Styles: Good god! If Mortis keeps this up G.I. Bro will be destroyed!
Mortis is lifting that shovel, again, but wait Bro sidesweeps Mortis to the ground! Bro does a "spinnup" getting back up, as Mortis gets back to his feet. Bro dashes across the ring and plants Mortis with a axe kick! Bro axe kick takes Mortis over the ropes on the ring floor.
King: Damn you G.I. Bro! You bet not make Mortis loss, I have good money set on this match!
Bro waits for Mortis to get back up. As soon as Mortis gets to his feet, Bro uses the ropes and springboards himself over the ropes. Bro attempts a cross body splash, but Mortis is a step ahead of him. Mortis catches Bro in mid-air and follows up with a follow-way slam!! Mortis picks up Bro and pushes him into the ring post. Bro's head bounces off the post, and he drops to the ground. Mortis grabs a chair, and Bro slowly starts to get up. Bro is leaning agasit the the ring post, and Mortis gets the chair ready, and swings at Bro!
Styles: Oh no! Wait a minute, Bro ducks the chairshot, and Mortis just hit himself with the chair! Bro is going for another axe kick..but wait, Mortis ducks the axe kick, and G.I. Bro has justed smashed his leg into the ring post! Now, Mortis grabs the chair again, and strikes Bro's injured leg with it!
Mortis swings at the leg again, but Bro is able to get the leg down before it can be hit with the steel chair again. G.I. Bro begins to fight back at Mortis, as he plants him with a surpises dropkick! Bro takes his advantage and scoop slams Mortis onto the spanish announce table.
Styles: Looks like G.I. Bro has tooken the advantage of this match. What is G.I. Bro doing now? He's going to the top-rope, but Mortis is on the outside on the spanish announce table. Oh no! OHMY....GOD!!! G.I. Bro has justed attempted the "Harlem Hangover" though a table, but it backfired, as Mortis moved away just in time!
King: I knew you could do it Mortis! Win it, for me! Mortis slowly makes it to his feet, and when he gets back up, he goes underneath the ring and pulls out a table!
Styles: This could get very dangerous, very fast here folks! What does Mortis have? Oh my..he has some gasoline and a match!! Mortis sets up the table on the outside, and then puts the table ON FIRE!! Mortis grabs G.I. Bro and pulls him to the table. Mortis puts Bro in the russian leg sweep position, and suddenly he drops him forward with the DOA through the flaming table!
Styles: "OH MY GOD!!!!"
Mortis hooks Bro's leg and gets the three count retaining the EAW Hardcore Title!
Winner and STILL EAW Hardcore Champion: Mortis
**Mayhem takes a commerial break, but suddenly a camera is found in a cemetary...**
As the sun slowly sets upon the Hamilton Hill Cemetary, a woman can be seen nealing infront of a gravestone. The tombstone is fairly new, the name "Ryan Hahn" etched but three months ago. The young woman runs her hands through her hair and wipes away her tears.
Woman: "It's only been a few months since...since we lost you...why does it feel like I've been forced to live a eternity alone?"
The wind begins to pick up, blowing a pile of leaves throughout the night air. The woman watches the swirl of leaves move throughout the fall air, getting a chill as the wind strikes her still damp cheeks.
Woman: "All the crying...all the praying...in the world won't bring you back, will it?"
"He never really left you"
Woman: "What? Who's there"
A man steps out from behind an old oak tree...hs face still covered by the shadows.
"Call me Angel...I watched over this place."
Woman: What did you mean when you said he never left? My Ryan died three months ago."
Angel: "Regardless of whether or not he is still on this physical plane, he still watches over you...and your unborn child."
Woman: "I never got to tell him....wait, how did you know?"
Angel: "Despite the despair in your eyes, you have the glow of a woman bearing child. You shoud be going...the night air is neither good for you nor your baby."
The woman rises to her feet and turns to say farewell to the kind stranger...but he is gone.
As she walks away from her departed love's grave...she can be heard whispering.
Woman: "I love you Ryan...where ever you are."
As she drives away in her car Angel steps out of the shadows...
Angel: "I love you too..."
Welcome to my world...
Styles: Folks I have no idea of who or what that is, but I tell you on thing; the EAW better be looking out for this "Angel" character!
King: "I'm scared! Can someone tell me I didn't see what I thought I saw?"
Styles: "I wish I could King, but--"
Kaye Vs. "The Hearkbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
A huge boom is heard of the top of the entrance way, as "Burning Inside" cues up as Kaye comes down to the ring with business only on her mind. She slowly makes her way to the ring, and she reaches the ring, and steps over the ring ropes with ease. "Burning Inside" is cut shortr as a high pinched "H....B....K" is heard and is shown on the EAW-Tron, but Shawn Michaels doesn't appear. The song is replayed once again, but still no Michaels.
Winner by forfeit: Kaye
Suddenly, the lights dim down in the arena, but the letters "FB" flashes across the EAW-Tron.
Alot of people ask me, if I'm afraid of death..is heard as "I Still Don't Give a Fuck" by Eminem plays. Kaye attention shoots towards the entranceway, as she awaits the EAW Heavyweight Champion; The Flyboy to come out. Out of nowhere, Flyboy comes through the crowd and jumps in the ring. Flyboy tries to sneak on Kaye, but Kaye turns around just in time, and she seizes Flyboy's throat. Suddenly, Tympani Criag comes from underneath the ring, and enters the ring. Tympani grabs the fallen Heavyweight belt, and knocks out Kaye from behind with the belt. Kaye falls to ground, and Flyboy shakes off Kaye's attack.
Styles: What the hell? Mortis looked under the ring tonight, and he couldn't see Tympani? Is he totally blind?
Flyboy takes off Kaye's mask, and wastes time as he plants Kaye with a kiss. Kaye finally recovers tries to get away, but Tympani grabs her arms. Flyboy as he looks as he is trying to see what Kaye ate for lunch. Flyboy hand suddenly grabs Kaye's breasts and he begins to "plays" with them! Suddenly, Sasori drops from the rafters, and grabs Flyboy by his hair. Sasori pulls him up and drops him with the "Venom Strike"! Kaye pushes Tympani off her, and tosses her(very hard) out the ring! Kaye whips her mouth, as she goes to the corner, and tells Sasori to set him up. Sasori goes to the downed Flyboy, and cataupluts him over to Kaye! Kaye grabs his throat once more. Flyboy fights it, and kicks Kaye in her croutch area. Kaye double overs and Flyboy hooks her arms, and drops her with "The Fly Down"! Flyboy quickly rolls out the ring to get away for Sasori. Fly gets Tympani and puts her on his shoulder, as Mayhem takes a commerial break.
**The new movie Shaft is showing now!**
Mayhem returns, and is in the back showing Flyboy getting arrested?!?!?! Flyboy is screaming: "Free the whales!" as he gets stuffed into the police car by Orlando's best. Tympani waves to Fly, as the camera cuts back to the ring!
"Spookshow Baby (Black Leather Cat Suit Mix)" by Rob Zombie plays as Lilith Aensland comes skipping out onto the stage, looking atleast 16 now, to a huge pop from the crowd. Her music is cut short as it gives way to "The Way I Am" by Eminem, the entrance of "The Decadent" Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Hera, and massive boos. Hera rushes down to the ring, while Lilith skips down the stage, at the same time showing her "finger-horns." Both end up at the apron at the same time, and get on the apron, facing each other, and separate the ropes. Helmsley steps out onto the stage, and the European Title is visible, slung over his right shoulder. Helmsley walks down to the front of the ring, and carelessly tosses the European Title into the ring. He then climbs onto the apron, between Hera and Lilith, between the ropes they've separated.
Hunter takes a mic, and tries to yell over the crowd, "SHUT UP! SHUT--UP!"
He walks over to where he tosses the European Title, and kicks it aside, "It's 9:48 PM...do you know where your European Title is?
"Y'know, Elite...Cyrus...Crucifix wasn't lying when he said that he didn't know where the European Title was. Do you recall when Lilith last year demonstrated her talent for procuring difficult-to-find objects when she seduced Kanyon and swiped his Mortis gear."
Triple H glances over in Lilith's direction, who is looking up, whistling, grinding the toe of her boot into the canvas.
"Y'know, Cyrus...the mailman's creed goes something like, 'Neither through rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor gloom of night...will keep him from his appointed rounds.'"
He looks around at the booing crowd, "Don't quote me on that, because I really don't give a damn...but that's the gist of it. Anyway, however it goes, I know that there is NO provision in there....for p****!!"
He smiles to himself, and some of the crowd is laughing with him. He reiterates, "NONE...at all." He pauses to reach down and pick up the European Title, he holds it dangling by the end of the strap, "Now Cyrus, I know what you're thinking. You think I want a shot. Don't worry, I don't. I'd take a piss on this damn thing, but that'd probably raise it's value," he then purposely drops the belt again. "No Cyrus, what I want is to reward YOU, and give you the opportunity of a lifetime. You want to be just like your hero the Elite? Well, Friday at Riot Rulz, you can get your ass beat just like the Elite. I'll even bring the belt, and I'll give you the damn thing. That is, of course, if you really want it. If not, I would be more than happy to rid the EAW of this worthless joke of a title belt, and just drop it in the dumpster behind this arena. Your choice, Cyrus." He drops the mic and kicks the European Title, sending it sliding across the canvan and out of the ring again. He leaves the ring, and Hera grabs the belt, and both Hera and Lilith follow close behind as he throws the curtains against both sides and leaves.
Styles: WOW! Folks you just heard it..Triple H has had Cyrus' European Title all along!
King: "That Triple H IS one smart guy!"
Triple Threat Match "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave Vs. Lethal Lee Vs. 2Pac Shauker
"What's My Name" by DMX blasts over the P.A. system as Lethal Lee comes to the ring with Jay Lethal by his side. Lethal Lee makes it to the ring. 2Pac Shauker makes his way down to the ring, and enters the ring beginning the match early. Letal Lee takes control of 2Pac by kicking him in the gut, as he got in the ring, and then picks 2Pac up and drops him down with a suplex!
Suddenly, "Engel" by Rammstein cues up, as the crowd goes wild for the former EAW Heaveweight Champion. "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave takes his time coming to the ring, as he waves and poses to the crowd. Shaed finally enters the ring, and the match gest underway.
Styles: "The Revenant" has made his way down to the ring, and he's all about business, tonight folks!
Now, all three contenderships are in the ring. Shaed is controling the match early on by grabbing Lee and giving him a devasting powerbomb. Shaed then turns his attention to 2Pac, and whips him into the turnbuckle. Shaed picks up Lee and whips him in the corner in which 2Pac is in! Shaed rushes at both the men, and crushes them with a running clothesline. Lee stumbles out the corner first and in caught with a huge big boot by Shaed. Shaed tries the same attack for 2Pac, but Pac reverses it. Pac ducks the boot, and counters with a couple of stinging right hands to Shaed's chin. Lee follows up with a dropkick to Shaed's leg taking him down to one knee. Pac climbs to the second turnbuckle, and Lee stiff kicks Shaed in the gut. Shaed rolls over on his back, and 2Pac leaps off the rope with a hard elbow drop! Shaed rolls away from the elbow, as 2Pac goes crashing into the mat! Shaed gets back up, but is whipped into the corner by Lee. Lethal Lee runs to the other corner, and rushes at Shaed at full speed. Lee leaps in the air but is caught by Shaed with two arms. Shaed drops Lee down with a DOUBLE ARM POWERBOMB. Shaed goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. From the rampway, Victor "The Natural" Worthington comes out and observes the match. 2Pac recovers from his missed elbow drop, and he sees "The Natural". 2Pac and Victor exchange words, but from behind Shaed whips 2Pac around and places him in the Sudden Impact poisition. Lethal Lee rushes at Shaed, and he to gets caught by Shaed. "SHO KA GEI!" Shaed screams as he plants both Lethal Lee and 2Pac Shauker with the "Sudden Impact!"
Styles: MY GOD!!! Shaed just did A DOUBLE SUDDEN IMPACT!! Now, he's pinning BOTH 2Pac and Lee?
The ref makes the count, as "The Revenant" gets the win.
Winner: "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave
After the match, "The Natural" grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. Victor rolls in the ring, and picks up 2Pac. Victor laughs, as he hooks 2Pac's arms and drop him with a "Powertrip" on a chair! Victor tells the ref to count. The ref hestitates, but then makes the count as Victor pins 2Pac.
**Mayhem cuts to a break, but suddenly in the arena as Mayhem is taking commerials a black crow is seen sitting on top of the EAW-Tron. A eerie voice speaks: "The Fallen Angel IS COMING!"***
Mayhem comes back and suddenly, the sirens that start off "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai fill the arena as the glowing green lights appear on the stage, then turns to a soft blinking yellow, and a strobe red. Red fireworks explode from the entranceway, and "Code Red" Michael Connelly appears on the stage, back to the camera a la Y2J; the back of the People's Title visible around his waist. He signals for the music to be cut, then turns around, "Orlando....welcome to....Mayhem...IS...Connelly!!
"I'm here for a very special reason. You see, I pride myself on being....a fighting champion. However, sometimes it's hard to find enough people who are gutsy enough to step up and ask for a title shot. That is why, I, the People's Champion, have decided to take the initiative, and issue a challenge to 'The Natural' Victor Worthington, for a People's Title Match. This Friday....Worthington...I'll be waiting for an answer."
Connelly turns around and leaves the stage, heading to the back.
Back to the ring... "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath cues up... and out trudges the massive Mechius... looking to the crowd impassively as they boo him down the aisle.
Styles: Wow, I guess Mechius hasn't really endured himself to the crowd here tonight.
King: You think? All that power in him and it ain't enough to light that light bulb of a brain he's got! 'Course he's much smarter than that Big Red Retard. I mean... being lead around by that little kid like that?! How dumb can you-- AHH!
Styles: What? What is it?
King: Thought I saw a... a bug crawl on the floor... man, didn't know this place was so infested!
Suddenly, flames explode from the entranceway... "Kane's Theme" cues up as both Ariel and Kane head down the ring together, Kane speeds up his advance to the ring, climbing in and immediately attacking Mechius as Ariel watches at ringside.
Styles: And this match is quickly underway!! Look at the pure fierceness of--
King: AH! There's another bug!!
Styles: You're seeing things, Lawler.
Mechius Vs. Kane
Styles: Referee Ayane Mitsui--
King: WOO HOO!
Styles: ... the Referee pulls Kane back... oh, and Mechius takes advantage with a vicious shot to the face... Kane staggers! Mechius throws a body punch, and another... wait, Kane grabs Mechius and throws him into the corner!! What strength from the Big Red-- OH MY GOD!! King: What, what?! What just happened?! Styles: A bug just crawled under the table!! King, you're right!! King: I think it was white!! A white bug!! How can a bug be white! Styles: Uhm, just concentrate on Ayane's puppies, Jerry.
King: ... WOO-HOO!!
Styles: ANYway... Mechius has gotten the upper hand...! Throat Toss by the Cyber-Assassin!! A grab up, INTO A DDT!! OMI... GOD, Kane just sat RIGHT BACK UP!! The resiliancy of his man is FRIGHTENING! King: Kane's too stupid to know when to quit. Eww, another white bug... and... and another... Joey, I think they're all over the arena!! Styles: Mechius backhands Kane... but he just whethers it! Another punch! But Kane just no-sells it!! Unbelievable!! Kane avoids a punch... he grabs Mechius' neck! AND A CHOKESLAM!!!! ... Oh my GOD!!! Mechius just stood up?!?!! My God!! If these two keep no-selling we'll be here all night!!!
King: Wait, Mechius grabs Kane... THERE IT IS!! THE SHUTDOWN!!
Styles: Mechius pins him! 1... 2... BUT KANE KICKS OUT! My God, unbelievable... and... and are all those white bugs converging onto the ring? Wait... those aren't bugs... they're scorpions... white scorpions?!
King: White scorpions?! Uh, oh...
Styles: Mechius grabs Kane... and locks in the Lock Down!! The Modified Tazz-Mission!! If Kane can't get to the ropes he'll have no choice to give up! Wait... did all those scorpions just go up in smoke... that smoke's forming in the ri-- OHMYGOD!!!! IT'S SASORI SHIRONO!! HE GRABS MECHIUS FROM BEHIND! VENOM STRIKE! A BLATANT DISQUALIFICATION RIGHT IN FRONT OF REFEREE AYANE MITSUI!! SHE RINGS THE BELL!!
Winner: Mechius by DQ
King: Ahh!! Sasori just blew up!!
Styles: Into all those white scorpions, and Sasori escapes in his own special way... but the damage has been do-- WAIT, MECHIUS JUST GOT UP!! He grabs Kane by the hair just as he's about to leave! Lifts him up... My God, GAME OVER!! Mechius just hit Kane with the Game Over!! He's... pinning Kane?! I don't think he knows the match is over!!
King: There's that dim light bulb again! Ayane's tapping his shoulder. I
think she's telling him the match is over and that he's won!
Mechius cocks his head curiously... then looks to the motionless Kane... then sees him slowly trying to sit up... then Ariel running in to check on Kane. Mechius notes possible limits on Kane's superhuman endurance, then leaves the ring as "Iron Man" cues up his departure.
Styles: We got to take a commerical break! We'll be right back!
***Ad for the Encore Presentation of EAW Agression plays.***
Style: We're almost out of time folks, this has been--"
An huge explodision is heard as "Burning Inside" plays as Kaye comes down to the ramp with Tympani in her grasps. Kaye walks toward the end of the ramp, where a step father a person would fall eight to ten feet. Kaye seizes Tympani's throat and with one hand, chokeslams Tympani down the ramp, atleast eight feet!
Styles: OH MY GOD!!! Kaye is pissed and I think nobody is going to stop her!
**Mayhem cuts off, as Mayhem fades to black!***
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