The spectacular hell-themed holographic arena pans along, showing the packed house; fans holding signs such as "GIVE BLINK AN OSCAR!" "SCORPION KING FEARS TERI CAGE!" "CODE RED ON THE PERFECT STORM!" "BIG SHOW: BIG ALL OVER!" and of course "BDTA = BLINK DON'T TRUST AUSTIN!" Suffice it to say the crowd's quite pro-Blink tonight. ^^;

RD: Oh, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!! YO' ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S THAT D-O-DOUBLE G! ROLLIN' ON IN ONCE AGAIN WITH THAT SWEET B.G.! AND THIS SHIZNIT HERE IS EAW MAYHEM!!

BG: Both of us filling in the injured Megan Eko and the recently psychotic Lilith Aensland, by the way.

RD: Let's get this party started, y'all!

"Rise" by the Cult suddenly cues up!

RD: WHOA! Listen to the fan response!! It's deafening up in here!!

BG: Here comes the hometown girl! Here comes Blink!!

Blink steps out to the stage and the cheers get louder! Dressed in a white Xavier Institute Tribal Tattoo T-Shirt, blue jean cut-offs, buckled boots, and a black leather jacket with the Xavier Institute Coat of Arms stitched to the back, the customized MPRW Regional Heritage "X-Belt" draped over her shoulder. She takes it and raises it up over her head, then sprints to the ring, rolling under the rope and climbing the nearest turnbuckle, playing to the adoring fans.

RD: The fans love Blink and Blink loves them back! With all the crazy mutant hysteria that's been goin' on, it's great to see that none of that's goin' on as far as the MPRW Regional Heritage Champ is concerned!

BG: Yeah, but there's not gonna be any love come Razor's Edge! She's part of the Battle Royale main event with Kirk Angel, Triple H, and the EAW champ Michael White!

Blink jumps down off the top turnbuckle, scooping a mic up and standing in the middle of the ring as "Rise" fades out.

Blink: To quote another great Floridian... FINALLY!!! Blink, HAS COME BACK!!!

Crowd: -- TO MIAMI!!

Blink just looks to the fans and smiles.

Blink: ... Home.

The fans cheer louder as she stops, smiling to the fans.

Blink: Y'know, last night while Eighteen, Mashteh and I were eating out over at Gauchos Steakhouse...

The fans give her a cheap pop.

Blink: ... I got to thinkin'... the MPRW Regional Heritage Championship? It's a nice enough title, especially now since I replaced that hideous belt it normal represented, but what fun is it holding the belt when you can't defend it? So guess what? I made a decision about all that! And I don't really care what President Paul Trebes thinks of this! Next card, gang? I'm gonna defend the MPRW Regional Heritage Title right here on EAW Programming!!

The fans cheer Blink on as she makes the announcement.

RD: Whoa! One heck of a revelation coming from the Regional Heritage Champ!!

Blink: And my first opponent? Well, I thought about that... and I decided to give a title shot to... LADY JASMINE!!

The fans go wild as Blink mentions her name.

Blink: Jazz? I've seen you in action and you're one hell of a competitor! If anyone deserves a shot at a title, it's you! And I figure if someone like me can give prestige to this belt? If you win? Well, a royal holding the title would REALLY pull Trebes' hair out!! *giggle* ^_^ But don't think you'll win it THAT easily, Jazz... because you'll have to beat me down big time to take this belt from me. Promise.

BG: Yeah, but is this a mistake?! Lady Jasmine's a damn good fighter! Blink may end up LOSING the Regional Heritage title so close to Razor's Edge!! And that's not the kind of momentum Blink needs!

Blink: Now, let's talk about Razor's Edge! Let's talk about Kirk Angel! Let's talk about Triple H, and oh hell yeah, let's talk about Michael White! First up? Kirk Angel!

The fans cheer Angel's name, even starting up a "U-S-A!" chant.

Blink: Yeah, Angel is a hell of a lot better than his couterpart over in the WWF, that's for sure! Angel's a technical master and an Olympic Gold Medalist! I got nothing against him but I'd better be aware of the fact he's got a mean ankle lock and an Olympic Slam that can take me out if I'm not careful! Now, let's get to the dirt of the lot... let's go to Triple H.

RD: Wow... Triple H's name alone is warranting all these boos!

BG: No doubt, he's one of the more hated men in the EAW right now!

Blink: Yeah, you got the title shot at Razor's Edge tonight... and you had to resort to an out and out crime to get it! You had to resort to kidnapping Kyewt Yung Hardley to blackmail President Gokuo into giving you this shot! And we all know what that lead to... PWF Co-owner Ryan Hardley sending Triple X and Iceberg to badly injure Hera! But I don't blame Ryan or X³ or Iceberg... see, this whole mess, Hunter? YOU caused it! It's all your fault that Hera's hurt and odds are it'll be your fault when Lilith ends up turning Triple X and Iceberg into a couple of victims from a Clive Barker movie!! And I don't think letting Kyewt Yung go is gonna be enough to stop that tragedy! It's all on your head, Hunter! If the EAW World Title is more important than the safety of your valet/girlfriend or the lives of two hard working PWF stars, then I guess I, and the whole world misjudged you... you, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, are a truly despicable human being!

RD: Harsh words from the MPRW Champ here! And even though I ran with Hunter back in the DX days I gotta agree with her! =/

BG: Well, maybe she did bring up a few valid points... *shrug*

Blink: NOW! Onward to our esteemed EAW World Champion, Michael "Muta Rip-Off Artist" White! White, I'm not going to mince words... at All Hallow's Extreme? Yeah, you beat me! You won the title! You pushed my body as far as it could go and then pushed the limits. But by attacking me afterwards a couple of shows back? Mikey, you are fixin' to royally piss off!

The fans cheer Blink as she pauses, looking to the crowd with a smirk.

Blink: So Mikey, whether I choose #1, #2, #3, or #4 in the Battle Royale here at Razor's Edge I'm still going to go all out! You got your Agonizer, Angel's got his ankle lock, Hunter's got his Pedigree? Well I got the Swingbreaker! I got the Mirrored Swingbreaker! I got the D.D.T.! I got the Split Second²! And I got a bee-line on you, Mikey! I don't give a rat's ass if you come into this match as Michael White! I don't care if you come in as MAIKU! I don't care if you join in as Maika Kibashi! I don't care if you jump in the ring as Maik Whitiaka! And I SURE as hell don't care if you waltz into the ring as Maikuhiro Chono!! Hell, even if you decide to come into the ring as CURRY MAN, it's still ain't gonna make a bit of difference!! I'm winning the EAW World Title back and you, Angel, Triple H? None of you is gonna stop this girl from getting back what's mine! And on that note, I gotta say, SEE YA!!

"Rise" cues up as Blink tosses the mic up and with a *BLINK!*

teleports away!

RD: Blink is more spirited than normal here tonight! She's jakked and ready to face Kirk Angel, Triple H, and Michael White at Razor's Edge! And she's also ready to face down Lady Jasmine at Showdown!!

BG: Huge plate for Blink... think she can do it?

RD: We won't know until she tries... we'll be right back folks! Up next is Sasori Shirono Vs. Spazz! Stay tuned, y'all!

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"You are already dead."

Back to Mayhem, Spazz is already in the ring as "If I Could Kill A Man" plays over the PA, the fans booing loudly.

RD: Spazz looks pretty confident here tonight, BG! You think he has a chance in beating Sasori here tonight?

BG: Of course he does! Sasori hasn't really been in action since he settled down with Kaye and Ariel! I predict an easy win for Spazz! Besides, if I didn't say all that he'd probably kill me. ^_^;

Suddenly, "Bad Blood" by Ministry cues up as a thick blanket of smoke appears at the entrance. As the music picks up, Sasori emerges from the smoke, walking silently down the aisle, slipping off the black trenchcoat he was wearing and immediately attacking Spazz!

RD: Whoa! Here we go! Referee Ayane Mitsui's calling for the bell! Let's get start it up!

RD: Spazz and Sasori trading shots... Sasori with open-handed chops and Spazz with closed fists! OH, Sasori with a sudden throat thrust! CLOTHESLINE! Sasori grabs Spazz... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!

BG: Heh, nice.

RD: Spazz is up... he's looking pretty pissed here. He and Sasori locks up... Spazz knees Sasori in the gut! POWERBOMB!! WHOA! SASORI KIPPUPS! CLOTHESLINE-- DUCKED BY SPAZZ! SPAZZ-- WHEELBARROW POWERBOMB!! OUCH! FACE-FIRST! PIN! ONE! NO, Sasori kicks out! Sasori back rolls to his feet! SPEAR BY SASORI! Now-- STANDING LEG LOCK!

BG: Spazz is the master of the powerbomb but Sasori is a technical master! Watch Sasori crank that leg!

RD: Spazz... yes, he manages to kick Sasori away! Spazz up! JUMPING FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! SASORI GETS DROPPED!! He rolls out of the ring... Spazz follows! He quickly gets a chair!! This don't look good here... OHH! SPAZZ SMACKS SASORI IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!

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RD: Sasori rolls back into the ring... rolls back out! He walks to Spazz... ARGH! SPAZZ DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO SASORI'S CHEST! AND AGAIN INTO SASORI'S BACK!!

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RD: Spazz throws the chair in the ring and tosses Sasori back in! He's got the chair and-- NO! AYANE'S TRYING TO YANK IT OUT OF SPAZZ'S HANDS! SHE GETS IT! SPAZZ SNEERS... WAIT, SASORI'S UP! GRABS HIM! VENOM STRIKE!!! VENOM STRIKE!!

BG: It's a reverse DDT. =p

RD: Sasori with the pin! One! Two! NO, kick out! Spazz sits up, getting to his knees... OH! SPAZZ WITH A LOW BLOW TO SASORI! And-- CONDEMNATION!!! Pin! ONE! TWO! NO! SASORI KICKS OUT!!

BG: Ooooo, so close!

RD: Spazz forces Sasori up... he's looking pretty cocky here! He-- WAIT!! SASORI SNAPS UP! STATIONARY CORNER TRAP!! HE'S SETTING SPAZZ UP!! FATAL ENCOU--NO! SPAZZ KICKS HIM AWAY!! SPAZZ CHARGES IN! AND THERE'S THE DEAD ON ARRIVAL, VERSION B! ONE! TWO! THR--NO! SASORI GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Spazz is looking EXTREMELY pissed now! Spazz is climbing out of the ring! Oh man, he's getting ANOTHER CHAIR! Ayane tries to stop him-- OH, but he pushes her away! WAIT! SASORI KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, LEADING HIM TO THE CORNER AND--!!

BG: O_O!

RD: ...!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM SASORI!!!! THAT WAS LIKE A TURNBUCKLE FLIPPING REVERSE DDT!!! PIN! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

BG: WHAT?! THAT WASN'T FAIR!!! SASORI SHOULDN'T USE THAT MOVE! HE'S NEVER USED IT BEFORE!!

Winner: Sasori

RD: Spazz is up... he's hurt and he looks REALLY angry!! OHH!! SASORI JUST GOT CLOBBERED WITH THE CHAIR!!!! Spazz sets the chair up! AND-- OHH!! SIX FEET UNDER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!!!! SASORI'S LAYED OUT!! Now-- OH, HE'S KICKED AYANE IN THE GUT!! HANGMAN'S BREAKER ON AYANE!!! That'll cost him some money!!

BG: I don't think he cares!! He-- WAIT!!

RD: IT'S THAT WOMAN!!! AKUSHI!! SHE JUST JUMPED THE RAILING AND-- SHE'S GOT THOSE GUNS!!! Oh, CRAP!!

BG: Spazz is just staring her down! He's not budging!

RD: She's saying something... I think it's something along the lines of a challenge!!

BG: A challenge?!

Akushi rolls out of the ring and holsters her guns before jumping back into the crowd, disappearing within the crowd as Spazz just laughs... suddenly--

RD: IT'S KAYE!!!!! KAYE JUST RAN OUT TO THE RING!!! SPAZZ DOESN'T SEE HER!!! SPAZZ TURNS AROUND-- KAYE HAS HIM!!! CHOKESLAM COMING UP-- UP!! AND DOWN!!!! DAMN! WHAT POWER FROM THE HOT PINK MACHINE!!

Spazz rolls back out of the ring, holding the back of his head as he glares at Kaye... then looks back to where Akushi departed, and back to Kaye, shouting "I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR ASS LATER, BITCH!" He then walks up the aisle as Kaye helps Sasori up, "We're In This Together" by Nine Inch Nails cueing up.

RD: Well, Sasori still won, and with a brand new move! You know what this means?

BG: Sasori's gonna be human again! Kaye can now get knocked up! ^_^

RD: You said it, not me... stay tuned! We'll be right back!!

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"You are already dead."

Dogg: Welcome everyone! Back to EAW Mayhem! Comin' up next, we've the EAW CRUISERWEIGHT Title on the line! Ninja X challenging Colley-chan! B to the G? Whatcha see?

BG: I see the champ smacking around X like a little bitch--but that could be just me.

Dogg: Not takin' sides here, but Colley-chan's a multi-time champ, and X has had a brief but, as of yet, not very illustrious career.

"Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up, and Ninja X makes his way out...

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California! He stands 6'1" and weighs in at 226 lbs. He's a member of Da Pac--Ninja X!!"

Dogg: This will be a great opportunity for Ninja X to win EAW gold. Can he pull this off, or will Colley-chan continue to be champion?

Ninja X springs over the top rope, into the ring...

"HT" (the Trigun opening theme) by Tsuneo Imahori cues up..

"And his opponent, also from Los Angeles, California. In her current, female form she stands 5' 6' and weighs in at 132 lbs! She is the current EAW Cruiserweight Champion! Colley-chan Dogstar!!"

Colley-chan makes her way out (apparently just after a quick, cold shower), with the EAW Cruiserweight Title around her waist. She heads to the ring...

*ding, ding*

Dogg: Referee Billy Silverman rings the bell...and here we go...X and Colley-chan lock up--go behind by X--belly to back--no! Blocked by Colley-chan. Goes for a side arm bar. X slips out of it--sends her to the ropes...spinning heel kick counter! X back up...pulls up Colley-chan--dropkick into the chest!! X with a somersault leg drop follow up! Pulls her up--snap suplex--floatover!

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BG: Great offensive combination, but Colley-chan can take a lickin, and give one, too. Take that how you will...

Dogg: X and Colley-chan getting up--Colley-chan ducks the clothesline from X! German Suplex release by Colley-chan!! X caught totally off-guard by that one...Colley-chan sends X into the corner--charges in--X with both feet up--headlock--goes for the swinging--NO! Counter by Colley-chan! Accidently crotches Ninja X on the ropes....cinches him up--VERTICAL SUPLEX--OFF the ropes and in the middle of the ring! Cover by Colley-chan!

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BG: Colley-chan's got much quicker reaction time in this form...but if she did it as Colley--that may have had more oomph behind it.

Dogg: --Ninja X up--suplex by Colley-chan blocked--into a small package!

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Tw--kickout! So...which form do YOU like better, BG?

BG: Watcha mean by that?

Dogg: Well...most people think you're a double agent. Bat for both teams. Have a love for strudel AND pie...you--

BG: Well, let 'em wonder. Ninja X back up...sweep kick from behind takes out the legs of the rising Colley-chan. X grabbing the legs...Mexican Surfboard Stretch! Colley-chan in trouble...

Dogg: Silverman checking on her--shaking her head--reFUSES to give it up.

BG: Yeah...NEVER on the first submission.

Dogg: ....and X loses a bit of patience--going to add a Dragon Sleeper--a hold that X is very fond of--but Colley-chan powering out of it!!! Colley-chan quickly back up to her feet--side kick to the chest of Ninja X!! X back up--charges--up and over by Colley-chan--X on the apron--Colley-chan snaps the neck of Ninja X across the top rope!! X spills out to the outside!!

BG: Colley-chan hits the far ropes--X getting up--rope flip by Colley-chan--LANDS ON TOP of Ninja X!!...Groin first!!

Dogg: A move that neither of your commentators for tonight would really mind being the target of. Colley-chan pulls up Ninja X...snap suplex out there onto those flimsy mats.

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BG: Silverman beginning the count--Colley-chan springs off the apron--KNEES up by X!!

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Dogg: Both of them look to be completely out...

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BG: Ninja X stirring....

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Dogg: Ninja X up...Colley-chan now, too--Colley-chan on the offensive--back heel--CAUGHT by X!

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Dogg: Spin Kick by Ninja X!! X rolling Colley-chan into the ring!!

BG: Ninja X on the apron...springing up top...Colley-chan getting up--CROSS BODY by Ninja X!!

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Dogg: Ninja X drags her in the center of the ring--goes for the Stepover--Colley-chan prevents it--kippup--CLOTHESLINE takes down Ninja X!! Colley-chan pulls up Ninja X--sends him to the ropes--elevated--LYGERBOMB by Colley-chan!!

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BG: I could be wrong, but looks like X snuck a grope in there...ah well, lucky SOB paid for it. Colley-chan pulls him up--snapmare takeover!! Locking on a Triangle Hold...X trying to drag himself to the ropes with his ankles...wait NO! X flipping over...Colley-chan still has the hold locked on...

Dogg: X is actually...STANDING UP with the weight of Colley-chan on his shoulders--FALLS BACKWARD--BREAKS the hold as Colley-chan lands on the mat back-first!! Ninja X now kippups...Colley-chan on hands on knees--or paws if you will--X with a side headlock...running up the ropes (!)--X-Ploiter!! Ninja X following up with a cover!

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BG: No no no!! So close...X pulling up Colley-chan--Dragon Sleeper set--NO, Colley-chan trying to maneuver out of it--NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!

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Dogg: No, not quite...but it's getting down to the wire...which reminds me--some one owes me money...

BG: Colley-chan pulls up X--X trying to fight back now...--belly to belly set up now--blocked by Colley-chan...Set up..and...SIDEWALK SLAM by Colley-chan!! Now...uh oh..her she goes....set up...

Dogg: Hits the far ropes...hops over...the near ropes...aaaaaand...Cano's Elbow!!!

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BG: Set up by Colley-chan...for a Lupe-style Brainbuster!! No! X from behind--waistlock--NO, waistlock by Colley-chan--X springs off of her with both feet!! Colley-ch--caught with a leg across the throat!! And floored by X!!

Dogg: X going up top...MIRRORED DRAGONRAN---POWERBOMB counter by Colley-chan!! Pulls him back up--X-FACTOR counter by X!! X pulling up Colley-chan from behind--wants to make sure--and--PUMPHANDLE SPIKE!! Ninja X makes the cover...

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*ding, ding*

"Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up..

Dogg: NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!

Winner by Pinfall; new EAW Cruiserweight Champion >>> Ninja X

**Commercial Break**

B.G.: The next match up puts the Blue Meanie against Kirk Angel, in what should be a great match.

Road Dogg: That's right, Hyde.. this should be F-A-N-S.. oh screw it. Let's get to the--

Suddenly, "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factor cues up as the crowd immediately jump to their feet to boo the arrival of Frosti. Frosti goes over to the announcer desk to join commentary.

Frosti: Hello, all! This should really be a great match!

B.G.: You make me sick, Frosti. I've been trying to call Zachary--Flyboy all weekend, and no response. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Frosti: Ashamed? My Heavens, no.. why would I be ashamed?

"Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit hits as the Blue Meanie with Jasmine come to the ring, looking ready for action. "Gonna Fly Now" follows soon in pursuit, as the crowd gives Kirk Angel a warm reception, as Angel walks to the ring, and enters the ring.

B.G.: What you did to Megan.. you disgust me!

Frosti: HUSH! Rash could be watching.

Road Dogg: Angel starts this thing off with a quick clothesline to Meanie--Blueboy... whoever. Angel picks him up-- going for a overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Meanie blocking it... elbow shot to the head to Angel! Meanie gets loose, and whips Angel into the ropes... POWERSLAM! Meanie up to the top rope... MEANIE-SAULT!! Kirk rolled out the way, though! Meanie stuck it, but walks into the Overhead Belly-to-Belly from Angel! Angel picks Meanie up by his hair.. goes to his leg-- ANKLELOCK!! Meanie trying to make it to the ropes.. and he does! Meanie wobbles to his feet, Angel going for another clothesline-- but Meanie ducks it! Angel goes flying to the outside with a thud!

B.G.: Inside the ring, though.. the ref is distracted by Jasmine on the apron.. through the crowd! IT'S SPAZZ! He has a chair! CRACK! Right on Angel's skull! Now, he's beating ! the crap out of Angel! Jasmine gets down--

Frosti: Excuse me.. I have business to take care of.

Frosti drops the headset, and then grabs the ref attention!

B.G.: Spazz just threw Angel in the ring, and he's out. But, Frost has the ref's attention.. from the stage.. it's RASH! Blueboy is about to pin Angel.. but Rash just hit Blueboy with a Symbiote Slam! Rash leaves the ring, and stands next to Frosti as Angel pins Blueboy! .

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B.G.: Angel wins this wild match, but I don't think it's over yet.

Winner by pinfall >>> Kirk Angel

B.G.: Jasmine is in to check on Blueboy, and Rash gives him another Symbiote Slam! Angel is leaving the scene.. he wants nothing of this. Frosti now in.. behind Jasmine.. FROST BITE!! SOMEONE STOP THESE! Rash is going outside.. NO! Not the tables! Rash has got three tables... and he's setting them on top of each other. Frosti just tossed Jasmine to Rash.. no wait..

"I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU, MEGAN!"

B.G.: RASH JUST HIT THE KAOS KRASH THROUGH THE F--KCING TABLES!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!

Rash grabs the mic he just used, and speaks his feelings. "IT'S PLAIN AND SIMPLE, BITCH! EYE FOR AN EYE, FOR A TOOTH, BITCH FOR A BITCH!"

B.G.: Rash doesn't know about what Deadly Extremity did!

"Bodies" hits as the two GEN-NEXT members stand in the ring... suddenly the lights dim down lowly.. until they're completly off. A huge bulletshot is heard over the P.A. system startling the crowd. A deadly silence is heard in the arena! for about a minute.. then.. "Criminal" by Eminem blasts over the speakers, as the crowd pops hugely!! The lights come back on in a flash, and The Flyboy is standing in the ring in his old EAW-wrestling attire. The noise in the arena is deafening, and chants of "FLYBOY!" is heard.

Rash and Frosti stand still, until Rash throws fierce punches at Flyboy. Flyboy takes the punches in whole-heartedly, as the smacks of the punches turn his cheeks red. Rash hits the ropes and come back running at Flyboy and hits him with a flying X-Pac-style clothesline that knocks the Flyboy to the ground.

B.G.: HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!! HE'S BACK!! MY BABY'S BACK!! But, he's not doing so well, now!

Rash celebrates his clothesline-takedown, but Flyboy kippups easily to the crowd's delight. Rash throws a high kick at Flyboy, only to have to caught. Flyboy hooks him up, and gives him a hard Fly-Plex! Flyboy gets to his feet to meet Frosti who just stares at him. With a quick kick t! o the croutch, Frosti doubles over, and gets dropped with a classic Fly-Down! Flyboy throws Frosti out the ring, and does the same to Rash. Flyboy grabs a mic and speaks his first words since being back in a wrestling form.

"You know what? You guys aren't SHIT to me! You FUCK with my girl! HUH?! Fucking symbiote hoes," Flyboy goes to the outside and grabs a chair. "Rash, you don't know nothing about this, but--" Rash gets to his feet, and is met with a vicious chairshot to his skull. "You deserve this! If you never would had had that crush on Megan, this would have never happened! You brought your bitches into this.. and you have to pay for it!" Another chairshot meets Rash's groin. "As for you, Miss Frost?" Flyboy grabs her by the hair, and tosses her onto the announce table.

"Oh, hey, B.G.! You wanna hurt MY girl? When you hurt Megan, Zack Matthews went away.. I came back. When I'm done with you guys, Zack will be back.. but, now? It's time to show you! who's fucking extreme."

With that, Flyboy pulls out a ladder, and goes to the ring, and puts the ladder on TOP of the top rope. "With my estimates... this is about.. oh screw it.. this is going to be painful." Flyboy puts the microphone in his backpocket as before he starts to ascend up the ladder.

Flyboy makes it to the top, and waves to the fans before he takes a leaf off the ladder wedged on the top rope, and performs a perfect Fly-Splash on Frosti through the announce table!! The crowd pops massively, and Flyboy gets to his feet looking hurt. He pulls out the mic, and continues, "You see? I haven't lost it. That's for Megan, bitch. And, Rash?" Flyboy sets up the chair in a sitting position, and drags Rash to the ring. Flyboy stays on the apron, where he hooks Rash's arms, and hits a Springboard Fly-Down on the set-up chair!!

"You're too naive, kid." Flyboy digs in his pants (to the ladies delight) to pull out... a video tape and sets it on Rash's chest. ! "You've dug your grave.. all of your little squad. Razor's Edge, kids? All you meet me. It's not going to be nice.. I need no one else to help me. This is for Zack, and for Megan. You screwed up this time, you fucking symbiotes. I'm not here to win any titles. Let's face it.. I've been Hardcore and World. And, I think I'm pretty damn pretty, so that's where the Women's Title came it. I've been in the EAW, and earned my pay. It's more personally than that.. I'm not here to get World Titles.. not here to kick Triple H's ass.. I'm here for my baby. You'll never ever fuck with her again.. or the Matthew family. Get ready Symbiote Squad--at Razor's Edge you'll feel the experience. Ask Triple H. Ask Mechius. Ask anyone.. when Flyboy is mad? He gets more extreme than anything.. and it's not going to be nice."

The scene fades to a commercial break... ------------------------------------------------------------ For FREE web-based e-mail check out www.WrestleZone.com B.G.: The next match up puts the Blue Meanie against Kirk Angel, in what should be a great match.

Road Dogg: That's right, Hyde.. this should be F-A-N-S.. oh screw it. Let's get to the--

Suddenly, "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factor cues up as the crowd immediately jump to their feet to boo the arrival of Frosti. Frosti goes over to the announcer desk to join commentary.

Frosti: Hello, all! This should really be a great match!

B.G.: You make me sick, Frosti. I've been trying to call Zachary--Flyboy all weekend, and no response. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Frosti: Ashamed? My Heavens, no.. why would I be ashamed?

"Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit hits as the Blue Meanie with Jasmine come to the ring, looking ready for action. "Gonna Fly Now" follows soon in pursuit, as the crowd gives Kirk Angel a warm reception, as Angel walks to the ring, and enters the ring.

B.G.: What you did to Megan.. you disgust me!

Frosti: HUSH! Rash could be watching.

Road Dogg: Angel starts this thing off with a quick clothesline to Meanie--Blueboy... whoever. Angel picks him up-- going for a overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Meanie blocking it... elbow shot to the head to Angel! Meanie gets loose, and whips Angel into the ropes... POWERSLAM! Meanie up to the top rope... MEANIE-SAULT!! Kirk rolled out the way, though! Meanie stuck it, but walks into the Overhead Belly-to-Belly from Angel! Angel picks Meanie up by his hair.. goes to his leg-- ANKLELOCK!! Meanie trying to make it to the ropes.. and he does! Meanie wobbles to his feet, Angel going for another clothesline-- but Meanie ducks it! Angel goes flying to the outside with a thud!

B.G.: Inside the ring, though.. the ref is distracted by Jasmine on the apron.. through the crowd! IT'S SPAZZ! He has a chair! CRACK! Right on Angel's skull! Now, he's beating the crap out of Angel! Jasmine gets down--

Frosti: Excuse me.. I have business to take care of.

Frosti drops the headset, and then grabs the ref attention!

B.G.: Spazz just threw Angel in the ring, and he's out. But, Frost has the ref's attention.. from the stage.. it's RASH! Blueboy is about to pin Angel.. but Rash just hit Blueboy with a Symbiote Slam! Rash leaves the ring, and stands next to Frosti as Angel pins Blueboy! .

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B.G.: Angel wins this wild match, but I don't think it's over yet.

Winner by pinfall >>> Kirk Angel

B.G.: Jasmine is in to check on Blueboy, and Rash gives him another Symbiote Slam! Angel is leaving the scene.. he wants nothing of this. Frosti now in.. behind Jasmine.. FROST BITE!! SOMEONE STOP THESE! Rash is going outside.. NO! Not the tables! Rash has got three tables... and he's setting them on top of each other. Frosti just tossed Jasmine to Rash.. no wait..

"I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU, MEGAN!"

B.G.: RASH JUST HIT THE KAOS KRASH THROUGH THE F--KCING TABLES!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!

Rash grabs the mic he just used, and speaks his feelings. "IT'S PLAIN AND SIMPLE, BITCH! EYE FOR AN EYE, FOR A TOOTH, BITCH FOR A BITCH!"

B.G.: Rash doesn't know about what Deadly Extremity did!

"Bodies" hits as the two GEN-NEXT members stand in the ring... suddenly the lights dim down lowly.. until they're completly off. A huge bulletshot is heard over the P.A. system startling the crowd. A deadly silence is heard in the arena for about a minute.. then.. "Criminal" by Eminem blasts over the speakers, as the crowd pops hugely!! The lights come back on in a flash, and The Flyboy is standing in the ring in his old EAW-wrestling attire. The noise in the arena is deafening, and chants of "FLYBOY!" is heard.

Rash and Frosti stand still, until Rash throws fierce punches at Flyboy. Flyboy takes the punches in whole-heartedly, as the smacks of the punches turn his cheeks red. Rash hits the ropes and come back running at Flyboy and hits him with a flying X-Pac-style clothesline that knocks the Flyboy to the ground.

B.G.: HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!! HE'S BACK!! MY BABY'S BACK!! But, he's not doing so well, now!

Rash celebrates his clothesline-takedown, but Flyboy kippups easily to the crowd's delight. Rash throws a high kick at Flyboy, only to have to caught. Flyboy hooks him up, and gives him a hard Fly-Plex! Flyboy gets to his feet to meet Frosti who just stares at him. With a quick kick to the croutch, Frosti doubles over, and gets dropped with a classic Fly-Down! Flyboy throws Frosti out the ring, and does the same to Rash. Flyboy grabs a mic and speaks his first words since being back in a wrestling form.

"You know what? You guys aren't SHIT to me! You FUCK with my girl! HUH?! Fucking symbiote hoes," Flyboy goes to the outside and grabs a chair. "Rash, you don't know nothing about this, but--" Rash gets to his feet, and is met with a vicious chairshot to his skull. "You deserve this! If you never would had had that crush on Megan, this would have never happened! You brought your bitches into this.. and you have to pay for it!" Another chairshot meets Rash's groin. "As for you, Miss Frost?" Flyboy grabs her by the hair, and tosses her onto the announce table.

"Oh, hey, B.G.! You wanna hurt MY girl? When you hurt Megan, Zack Matthews went away.. I came back. When I'm done with you guys, Zack will be back.. but, now? It's time to show you who's fucking extreme."

With that, Flyboy pulls out a ladder, and goes to the ring, and puts the ladder on TOP of the top rope. "With my estimates... this is about.. oh screw it.. this is going to be painful." Flyboy puts the microphone in his backpocket as before he starts to ascend up the ladder.

Flyboy makes it to the top, and waves to the fans before he takes a leaf off the ladder wedged on the top rope, and performs a perfect Fly-Splash on Frosti through the announce table!! The crowd pops massively, and Flyboy gets to his feet looking hurt. He pulls out the mic, and continues, "You see? I haven't lost it. That's for Megan, bitch. And, Rash?" Flyboy sets up the chair in a sitting position, and drags Rash to the ring. Flyboy stays on the apron, where he hooks Rash's arms, and hits a Springboard Fly-Down on the set-up chair!!

"You're too naive, kid." Flyboy digs in his pants (to the ladies delight) to pull out... a video tape and sets it on Rash's chest. "You've dug your grave.. all of your little squad. Razor's Edge, kids? All you meet me. It's not going to be nice.. I need no one else to help me. This is for Zack, and for Megan. You screwed up this time, you fucking symbiotes. I'm not here to win any titles. Let's face it.. I've been Hardcore and World. And, I think I'm pretty damn pretty, so that's where the Women's Title came it. I've been in the EAW, and earned my pay. It's more personally than that.. I'm not here to get World Titles.. not here to kick Triple H's ass.. I'm here for my baby. You'll never ever fuck with her again.. or the Matthew family. Get ready Symbiote Squad--at Razor's Edge you'll feel the experience. Ask Triple H. Ask Mechius. Ask anyone.. when Flyboy is mad? He gets more extreme than anything.. and it's not going to be nice."

The scene fades to a commercial break...

**Commercial Break**

Dogg: Welcome everyone back to EAW Mayhem!! We're about to see the EAW Tag Team Title on the line, with S&M ready to challenge Lance Storm and Michael Connelly momentarily.

"DNR" by Testament cues up, and the DNR logo, alternating with the S&M logo, flashes on the JumboTron.

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. It is for the EAW Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers. From Parts Unknown, at a combined weight of 555 lbs.--Spike and Morty--S&M!!

Dogg: Gotta have a bit of interest in this match, I'd say. You actually managed these two to stardom.

BG: Yeah...then got paid back by getting kicked to that curb. Ungrateful bastards...they owe all of their success to me. Not to mention a hefty portion of their paychecks.

Dogg: Well, here's a chance for them to reestablish their dominance...

BG: Or secure their submissiveness.

Spike and Morty get in the ring, and butt heads--literally, then seeming to not have felt it at all...

"Oh Canada" and Lance Storm walks out onto the stage..then waits...as "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up, and Michael Connelly follows him out.

"And their opponents, at a combined weight of 467 lbs...the defending EAW Tag Team Champions...the team of Lance Storm and Michael Connelly!!"

Dogg: The fan favorites going into this match...with the winners to defend the tag titles against Kyouki Shoujo at Razor's Edge.

BG: Yeah...I really don't envy those girls if it turns out to be Spike and Morty.

The champs in the ring and--S&M attacking the tag team champions!!

BG: Haven't lost their aggressive streak, I see...

Dogg: SPINEBUSTER on Connelly from Spike!! Morty with a Iron Maiden on Lance Storm!! The champs roll out to the ring...and the challengers going after them--and the match hasn't even started!

BG: Well, I guess the straps aren't that important to them right now--maybe what Mikey said about them running out of steam....

Dogg: LOW BLOW on Spike from Lance Storm!! And...it's perfectly legal! Morty and Connelly slugging it out--and Storm tosses Spike into the ring....there's the bell!!

*ding, ding*

Morty and Mikey continue to brawl as the match begins. Storm capitalizes on the low blow by going up top, and hitting a missile dropkick on Spike as he gets back up. He goes for the cover...

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On the outside, Michael is thrown back first to the steel steps. Morty grabs a steel chair--and is about to sandwich Michael's skull with it and the stairs--Storm springs over the top and hits a plancha on Morty!!

Storm and Morty begin to brawl, and Storm slams Morty's head to the apron. Connelly recovers by springing up to his feet, and Storm rolls Morty into the ring. Michael climbs inside, and it's 2 on 2, with the referee trying to get some sort of control...he forces Connelly out to his side of the ring--and Morty and Spike quickly take advantage by double teaming Storm--with a double powerbomb. Morty is then forced out to the apron, but Spike makes the cover...

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Spike rolls over Storm and lays in stomps to the midsection, then puts a boot across the throat. He pulls him up to his feet and sends him to the ropes--Storm grabs the ropes as he hits them. Spike goes for a running boot, but Storm catches it, and tosses it over the top, and wraps his legs in the ropes. Spike tries to fight his way free, but Storm quickly goes to the adjacent turnbuckle, springboard DROP KICKS Spike!! Spike lands out on the floor!

Storm makes the tag to Connelly. Connelly slides over to the apron nearest Spike. As Spike gets up dazed--Connelly leaps off--catches him with a Tornado DDT and spikes him on the padding!!

Morty hops off the apron and goes after Connelly--Connelly is clotheslined by Morty. Morty pulls him up--FALLAWAY SLAMS him onto the steel stairs! Morty helps Spike back into the ring, and as Spike rolls in he makes the tag to Morty...

The ref is up to a four count...

Michael gets off of the stairs, but Morty hits him out of nowhere with a Tope Suicida!! All the momentum goes crashing into the guardrail. Morty throws Connelly back in the ring. Connelly gets up to his feet and lays in kicks to the midsection of Morty--Morty sneaks in a knee to the groin. He then sets up Michael for a suplex--in the middle of the ring--and executes it perfectly...rolls over for the cover--

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Morty drags Connelly over to the S&M corner, where Spike holds him in place--choking him--while Morty hits him with elbows to the midsection. Morty Irish Whips him--Michael reverses--Morty comes back--tilt a whirl SLAM by Connelly!! Connelly makes the tag to Storm...Morty gets up dazed--Storm clips him from behind! Connelly pulls him up--CRIMSON TIDE!! Storm then applies the Canadian Mapleleaf!!

Storm wrenches back on the hold, but Spike jumps in nails Storm in the back of the head with a boot. Morty then pulls himself up, and as the dazed Storm gets up--sets him up for a powerbomb...

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Storm tags to Connelly. Connelly comes in...Connelly signals to Storm--Storm goes up top--Connelly sends Morty to the ropes...Morty caught, and SPIN--NING HEEL KICK--EBUSTER!! Connelly hooks the leg after the double team move--

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Connelly takes control with a pair of snapmares, and pulls up Morty in a waistlock--suplex is blocked--Morty with a hammerlock suplex!! He pulls up Connelly--to the ropes--MONKEY FLIP--FLOATOVER--INTO A CHOKEHOLD!!

The referee points it out to Morty and begins the count...1...2...3--Morty pulls up Connelly--tosses him into the corner--makes the tag to Spike.

Spike steps over the ropes and Connelly comes charging out of the corner. Connelly goes for a clothesline--Spike doesn't budge...attempts another--same effect. Connelly goes for it again, and makes a blind tag to Storm on the way (which Spike doesn't notice). Connelly ducks under Spike--Spike dares him to strike him again and thrusts his chin out. The now-legal Storm comes and BOTH hit him with SUPERKICKS which DO take the big man down!!

Storm goes for the chinlock..even when Spike stands up--but Spike turns it into a sleeper--which almost drops Spike near his corner. Storm tags to Connelly...Spike yanks Storm off him and nails a backbreaker, then pulls him up with a Hanging Mask. Connelly goes up top--hits a MICHAELSAULT onto Spike!! Quickly covers...

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Connelly hits the ropes, and goes for a sunset flip on Spike--Spike drops his weight down on Connelly's chest, then goes for the pin--

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Spike gets up and throws Connelly to the ropes--big boot to the chest is on target. Spike tags Morty and restrains Connelly. Morty rocks him with rights, but Connelly sneaks in a back elbow to Spike!--ducks a clothesline from Morty--Morty knocks over Spike!!

Connelly off the far ropes--SPEAR to Morty!!

Dogg: ...TAG MADE TO STORM!! Storm coming in--rights to Spike...to the ropes--DROPKICK! Spike knocked out to the outside!! Morty now--going after--DIVING TACKLE by Connelly!! Grabs the legs of Morty!

BG: And...sliding dropkick into the face of Morty!!

Dogg: Morty being set up on the shoulders of Connelly---drop down--reverse POWERB--INTO A DEEP IMPACT!!! Cover by Storm!

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*ding, ding*

BG: And the champions retain!!

Winners by Pinfall; still EAW Tag Team Champions >>> Michael Connelly & Lance Storm

Connelly and Storm bail out as the angry S&M come to their senses...

Dogg: We'll be right back...the Extreme Title on the line next!

**Commercial Break**

Dogg: We're back, and it's Extreme title time!

BG: Eighteen vs. the nutso MAIKU. And for Eighteen, this is about revenge!

"Digimortal" cues up, and Eighteen makes her entrance to an explosion of cheers. She smirks slightly at the cheers, then gets a serious expression as she enters the ring.

"Zan" cues up next, and quite the opposite reaction for the Extreme champion is given as he enters the ring…and right away gets attacked by Eighteen.

Dogg: AND IT'S ON NOW!

*Suddenly, the feed for EAW goes dead.

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Dogg: And DOWN goes MAIKU with that stiff suplex! Eighteen now firmly in control of this match! MAIKU trying to get to his feet now, not looking like the champion he always says he is.

BG: Right now he looks more like the Brooklyn Brawler on a good night! MAIKU fighting…punches Eighteen as he gets to his feet. Seemingly no effect…he tries it again! And again…and…OW!

Dogg: DAAAAAAAAMN! Eighteen with a quick shot right between the legs…and with her strength I'd be surprised if MAIKU didn't need reconstructive surgery after that blow. Eighteen going for the cover…
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Dogg: Right now, I don't blame her. She going to lift MAIKU up…gets a kick in the gut for her troubles! MAIKU's getting a rare moment of time to try to get some offense in. Going off the ropes…CAUGHT BY EIGHTEEN!

BG: TSF! TSF! Eighteen caught MAIKU at the right time! Cover!
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Dogg/BG: The hell?

A moment of confusion…there are murmurs in the crowd…until…

BG: "Scum of the Earth"? Who comes out to that music?

Dogg: I dunno…there's something funky here, and I ain't talking about Vince McMahon's smile.

The lights come back on to reveal, behind Eighteen…

BG: GAH! IT'S ZARBON!

Eighteen turns around, just in time to get a hard blow to the stomach that sends her doubling over in pain.

Dogg: Damnit, this freak of nature is attacking Eighteen, and their ain't a damn thing anyone can do! Setting her up…powerbomb…no wait…SHIT!

The camera shows the replay…Zarbon picks Eighteen up for a powerbomb…but ala Kevin Nash to the man now known as the Big Show, drops her in a modified piledriver.

BG: Shit, even if it's mechanical, that could have snapped Eighteen's neck right there! Zarbon now pulling MAIKU with one arm on top of Eighteen and teleports out of here!

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Dogg: And with some help, MAIKU retains

WINNER BY PIN-FALL, STILL EXTREME CHAMPION >> MAIKU

BG: MAIKU slow to get up, and now he's celebrating.

Dogg: Well, when Eighteen gets up, there'll be hell to pay. For BG, I'm the D-O-Double G…see ya later!