We begin with a shot of Crucifix, sitting in a dark empty locker room, using the curling machine, sweating slightly.

"Lyger...you may have taken the belt from me a while ago...*grunts* ..but tonight would have been your last day as champion if I had gotten a shot...*grunts*...I'm going out as a winner, and I'm going to work my ass off tonight to give everyone here something to remember me by...*grunt*..."

From there, we go through the EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem introduction, and from that a crowd pan revealing signs such as: "Mystique is one mean mother....," "Na na na na, na na na na, oh hell yeah, Goodbye Crucifix!" and "Mechiass."

Megan Eko: Welcome everyone to tonight's edition of EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem!!

King: Damn your perkiness!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

Eko: Tonight we have several huge matchups in store, and the Tag Titles and the belt-formerly-known-as-the-Hardcore Title will both be on the line.

King: Christina, and Scarlet...and Colley-chan...and BG...I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Thanks to Mykael for writing Cypher/Ninja X

King: Well now let's get to our first match. We got Lou Cypher and Ninja X! HAHA! What a match. But I can't chose.

Eko: King, I can't disagree, as good ol' JR would explain, this is gonna be a good ol slobbeknocker! Heh.

["War Machine" plays over the PA System and goes all out through the crowd. As the fans hear the music, they jump to their feet chearing on Ninja X! Accompanying him by the ring is Jenna. As they walk down the rampway, she gives a big smile?]

King: I don't know. I still can't choose. I just can't stop thinking about Jenna! Ah man!!

[As Ninja X is warming up, "The Funeral March" plays as the fans look to see, and yes it is, Mr. Lou Cypher comes down to the ring as the fans give him a rather large cheer on. Lou gets into the ring and tries to attack Ninja X, but the ref holds him back]

King: Man it must be bad to be Lou Cypher, a ref is holding him back! Heh.

Eko: Well I have a feeling this is gonna be a well hard fought matchup. In which I don't got the feeling, I know for a fact!

[Ninja X points at Cypher and says he is next. Cypher gulps and mocks him acting like he is scard. Ninja X runs at Cypher and runs him down with a Charging Clothesline. Cypher gets back up and Ninja X hits him with a Spinning Back Kick. Lou gets up and smiles? Ninja X walks over to him looking for a lockup, he tried but he got kicked in the gut. Cypher runs and hits a Shoulder Block sending Ninja X to the ground.]

King: Ha, look at him fall like a leaf in the fall! Uh oh, Lou Cypher now climbing the top rope, he jumps off and connects with a devastating Diving Elbow! Man I can feel your pain Ninja X. Sorry man!

[Lou Cypher decides to go over the side of the ring and taunt to the fans, as he does Ninja X makes it up waiting for him, Cypher turns around, immediatly Ninja X runs and Spears Lou!!]

Eko: Ouch!!! Did you see the force on that! That little guy just smashed right into him like a Snow Plow!!

King: I see what ya mean, that was hard hitting action!

[Ninja X gets up after the Spear and gets all hyped up and goes on a rampage. He quickly goes back over the Lou and starts stomping him his ribs. Looks like he is trying to injure his ribs. Ninja X picks him up, whips him into the corner following him a Running Clothesline. Ninja X starts kicking him in the mid-section. Lou Cypher falls down to the bottom turnbuckle. Ninja X starts choking him with his boot. Loudly and painfully Lou screams with pain on his mind.]

King: Ah man. Listen to him, I have never heard some so tragic! Heh!

Eko: King this is a very good match so far. Right now I think like it always happens, the person who has control always loses. Come on Lou Cypher!

[Ninja X pulls Lou Cypher up by his hair and starts Pummeling him in the head. 1,2,3,4,5,6, no!! Lou Cypher grabs him, RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! He goes for the cover....
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2...... no kick out!!!!]

Eko: See! What did I tell you King!

King: Yeah yeah!

[Both men are down on the ground as the ref begins to count....as he gets to six, Lou Cypher makes movement and gets up by using the ropes. He takes a rest on the turbuckle, he walks over to Ninja X, he stands him up....MEET THE MAT!!! He goes down, turns around Ninja X. STF!!!! He has in the STF! Ninja X is screaming in pain trying to escape the submission move by Lou Cypher. He crawls over slowly in pain, he grabs the ropes!!]

King: I think that's payback for going at the ribs! Now his hurt the neck and knee.

[Ninja X is trying to get up but he is holding his knee, he can barely stand. Lou Cypher walks over to him and gives him a a big Knee Drop to the head of Ninja! He goes for the cover....
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2..wow!! Only a fourth of a two count.

[Cypher gets up and argues with the referee. Ninja X struggles to get up, he pulls himself up the turnbuckle, he stands and takes a breather on his feet. Lou Cypher walks back over to him, but Ninja X gives him a Big Boot. He jumps on the turnbuckle, MISSLE DROPKICK!!! Ninja X goes back to the turnbuckle, he climbs, the fans go wild!! He signals for the 450 Splash! He jumps, 450 SPLASH CONNECTED!!!
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2.....NO!!! LOU CYPHER KICKED OUT!!]

King: Oh my God! Did you see that!?

Eko: I see it all the time King!

[Ninja X picks up Lou Cypher, he whips him into the ropes, POWERSLAM!! He quickly gets off of him and starts Stomping on him. The fans clap and chant Ninja X's name. He smiles, he picks up Lou Cypher again and throws him into the corner. He sets him up on the top turnbuckle, he has him in a Rock Bottom position! SUPER T-BONE SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPES!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND HURTING!!

King: WOW!! That was just crazy, he shouldn't have done that! Ninja X should have just finished him off with a Super Kick or something. I do not like that!

Eko: Well King I agree, Ninja X should have just hit the X-Plosion. It would have been over.

[Ninja X gets to his feet. He picks up the almost knocked out Lou Cypher, whip into the ropes, he attempts a Body Back Flip but he gets kicked in the face, Cypher runs at him with a Clothesline no!! Ninja X ducks, X-PLOSION!!! THAT'LL DO IT!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER...
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King: What a match!! I can't believe that, exciting action that took place.

Eko: I guess I was wrong about the winner.

Winner by pinfall: Ninja X! **Commercials. Scott Hall makes a cameo in a Bud commercial, etc.**

As we return from commercial...a clip is played from RR

Styles: It's the break Lupe needed, and it looks like she's going for her finisher, the Goddess' Wrath!! And-- NO, WAIT!!! IT'S THE MAD MAN?!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?! Oh my God, he's attacking Lupe with a kendo stick!! Tim White's calling for the bell-- No, HE gets hit by the stick as well!! This is carnage!! Mayhem!! And Mad Man just cost Red the match for no reason whatsoever!!

Eko: That is what happened last Friday. Mad Man had the night off, but he couldn't resist sticking his nose where it didn't belong...

King: And now he's got a pissed off little redheaded babe to deal with! She's fiesty! Rrrr...

Eko: Control yourself, King...she's young enough to be your daughter.

King: Pff...Yeah, but so would a thirty year old.

"Nothing" by Nobody plays (okay, it's silence :)), and the deranged looking Mad Man steps out onto the ramp, kendo-stick in hand, looking around suspiciously. He walks down the ramp holding the kendo stick tightly while frantically chewing on the top of it...wide-eyed.

King: It's really a shame these two have to fight. They could have such fun together...trading prescriptions for instance.

Eko: Mad Man's got more screws loose than a plane for a third rate airline, but he's dangerous--no doubt about that.

"Crushed" by Limp Bizkit begins the play.

King: HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD!!!!

Red "Rock" West runs out onto the rampway, holding Gajetto-chan high into the air.

Eko: Similar gimmick, wrong worker, King.

King: HEAD HEAD--What are you talking about?--HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD!!!

Eko: *groan* Nevermind.

King: Mice, and puppies..a great combination!!

Eko: Red runs down the ramp...focused on Mad Man...she sets Gajetto-chan on the apron....slides in and starts to go to work on Mad Man.

*ding, ding*

Eko: Ducks the kendo stick, Open handed slaps...Palm Strike Rush!! Mad Man's down!!!

King: GO WEST, YOUNG BABE!!!

Eko: Red has the kendo stick, and SHE HITS MAD MAN RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!!

King: AHHHH not there!! Never do that unless you kiss it and make it better.

Eko: Ewww....Red looks to be trying to capitalize by trying to flip over Mad Man with a Sharpshooter...he kicks her off!! Red hits the ropes. Mad Man up, but still in some pain in his...lower extremities.

King: His balls hurt.

Eko: Umm..yeah. Mad Man with some shots to the body...snapmares Red over. Grabs the kendo stick...Hard shot to the back of the head!! Mad Man hits the ropes...LEG DROP ONTO RED!!

Cover

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Kickout!

King: She's a fighter...and I think we'll find out soon if she's a screamer.

Eko: Mad Man pulls up the tiny Red effortlessly...scoop and slam. Drops an elbow into the heart of Red. Goes for another....Red rolls out of the way. I don't think it will do her much good though. Mad Man gets to him feet...yanks the recovering Red to hers...tosses her to the ropes...going for a tilt-a-whirl...RED COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEADSCISSORS!!

King: THAT'LL get his mind off the match!

Eko: Mad Man gets back up...RED HITS HIM WITH THE JUMPING DDT!!! He's square to the turnbuckle, and West hops onto the top rope...Split legged moonsault!!

NO!! HE GETS THE KNEES UP!!

King: I'd like to see that move again...could we?

Eko: NO! Mad Man rolls over for a cover...One

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Tw-KICKOUT!!

King: RED's ALIVE!! RED'S ALIVE!!!

Eko: Mad Man gets up, and sends Red to the ropes...Samoan Drop!!

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NO NO NO no...so close! Mad Man looks frustrated, and heads to the nearby turnbuckle....He looks to be waiting for West. Red is up...MAD MAN TAKES FLIGHT!!! RED SIDESTEPS IT!!! AND HOOKS ON AN ARMBAR!!!

"HOLY SH*T!!" chant from the crowd.

Eko: West with a Fujiwara armbar on Mad Man!! Mad Man tries to struggles to his feet...Red with a hammerlock!! She hops up onto the top rope...walks the ropes...jumps off..HEADSCISSORS!!! She goes back up top...CHERRY BOMB!!!

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Winner by Pinfall >>> Red "Rock" West

King: Red wins!! Red wins!!

**Commercial Break**

"Trash" by Korn has just started to play as we come back from break.

Eko: Welcome back everybody!! Up next the Hardcore Title...er, the EXTREME Title is on the line when Nova defends against the Dumpster and Infinitivo Inferno. Here comes the Dumpster...and he's with Sabu. And it looks like they are bringing the heavy artillery.

Duke and Sabu are rolling a dumpster down the ramp to the ringside area...

Eko: Wait a minute...they're going back?

King: Maybe Sabu has to go the little Arabian's room?

A few seconds later, they roll out a big heavy pool table. They give it a slight push at the top of the ramp and it rolls down and crashes into the back of the dumpster. The pool table is a little dented from it but otherwise fine. "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play next.

King: Okay, I KNOW I'm right this time...it's INFINITIVO INFERNO!!!

Eko: *claps* You finally got over JC Stone being gone, haven't you?

King: It's been tough, but I think I'll be alright...CHRISTINA!! WHOO-HOO!!!

Eko: Thought so.

Inferno and Christina make their way down the the ring, carefully walking around the pool table and dumpster.

"One Man Army" by Prodigy begins to play.

Eko: Here comes the reigning EAW EXTREME Champion, NOVA!!!

King: And Angelina. Nice white dress...at least it would blend in....

Eko: ....ewww....Nova jumps on the pool table....firing up the crowd for this match up...not onto the top of the closed dumpster...and slides down to the apron...and into the ring. Now he's handing the referee the Extreme Title, and this Triangle Match is about to get underway!

*ding, ding*

Dumpster and Nova start off with an exchange of right hands, then double arm drags Inferno who tries to clothesline them both. Inferno is then hit with a double drop kick, and Dumpster hits him with an Axehandle, then puts him in a side headlock. Inferno gets back up to his feet, and relieves Dumpster by backdropping Nova, and Dumpster assists with a neckbreaker simultaneously. Dumpster and Inferno begins to stomp away on the champion, then hit the ropes on either side, hitting a splash/leg drop combo. Inferno then hops back to his feet and suplexes Drosse over, dropping an elbow. Sabu, who is at ringside, hops onto the apron, and Inferno goes to attack him. Sabu blocks and hits an armbreaker on Inferno. Dumpster gets up and he and Nova double whip Inferno to Sabu, who rams his head into his midsection. Sabu then grabs Inferno from behind and allow Drosse and Nova to pick up Inferno and drop him in a double backdrop. Then they each grab an ankle and get ready to apply a double wishbone. Until Sabu slingshots over and hits a legdrop into the groin of Inferno!!

Drosse then runs over Nova with a clothesline, then slingshots him face first to the corner, then hitting an atomic drop. He goes after the recovering inferno with a DDT, but Inferno reverses it to a Northern Lights Suplex. Drosse kicks out, and Sabu runs over to the apron next to the dumpster and tosses open the left and right lids as Drosse gets back up and powers down Inferno with a scoop slam. Nova charges out of the corner and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Drosse, and as Inferno gets up, Nova cinches him up and drops him across the ropes....Drosse charges and clotheslines Inferno, causing him to smack his head on the dumpster, then he hits a backbreaker on Nova. Drosse and Inferno grapple up, and Drosse tries to suplex him in, but Inferno reverses and suplexes Drosse onto the rim of the dumpster, and Drosse falls into it. Nova goes over Inferno, with the same result. Sabu then gets into the ring, charges at Inferno, springs onto his shoulders then onto Nova in the dumpster!!!

Drosse starts to climb out, and stands onto the rim of the dumpster, and hits a risky axehandle that knocks Inferno from his apron perch. Nova then spills out from the side door; Nova follows, landing on top of them, both of them covered in trash. All four of them get up, and Sabu and Drosse hit stiff kicks to the midsection of Nova and Inferno, then hit simultaneous DDTs!!

Sabu and Drosse drag them over to the pool table, and lay them both out onto the pool table. Drosse climbs up on it and uses the pool cue to shut each flap of the dumpster as Sabu grabs a chair from ringside, then runs and slides back into the ring. He sets up the chair in the ring, then runs, jumps onto the chair, onto the top rope, onto the dumpster, then runs and jumps off the top of the dumpster and hits a legdrop onto both Nova and Drosse, breaking the table partially. Drosse pins Inferno, getting a one...two...Kickout!!

Drosse and Nova pull them off, then Sabu attempts to whip Nova...but Nova reverses...sending Sabu into the safety railing. Drosse lays Inferno across the pool table, and begins to chokehim with a pool cue.

Nova hims a Spin Doctor on Sabu, then pulls him back up, intending to finish him. Sabu stops him by tossing blue chalk powder into the eyes of Nova, then hitting a piledriver.

Inferno pulls the pool cue off his throat, then begins to power off the table. Drosse gets onto the table and tries to straddle him to keep him down, but Inferno knees him in the groin. Inferno then rolls him off, then hits a kneedrop off the table.

Sabu gets in the ring, and grabs the chair he set up, then climbs on the top rope, and jumps off, hitting an Arabian Facebuster onto Nova!!!

Inferno grabs a pair of the pool balls, then as Drosse begins to recover, he smashes them together with Drosse's head in between, then covers him on the mat outside.

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Eliminated: Duke the Dumpster Drosse

Sabu sees his partner eliminated, and regretfully leaves the battered Nova behind, heading over instead to help Drosse back up, and they head to the back.

Inferno sees the fallen Nova, then runs over to go for the pin...and gets a two.

Inferno picks up Nova...whipping him into the pool table. He then steps back and charges him, and it backdropped onto the pool table. Nova then pulls down on his head, but Inferno breaks breaks off the hold. Inferno grabs another pool ball and clocks Nova in the head for it, but by the time he rolls off the table and covers Nova, he only gets a one.

He picks up Nova, then goes for a suplex, but Nova slips behind, and tries to lock on a sleeper, but is snapmared over. Inferno charges Nova, but Nova counters with a drop toe hold, then picks him up and hits a side neck buster, but is unable to capitalize. Inferno and Nova both get up at roughly the same time, but Inferno blocks an elbow from Nova, then trips him up with a sweep kick, which he combos into an anklelock.

Inferno rolls Nova onto the pool table, then climbs up on top, getting ready to set him up for a powerbomb....and Nova reverses into a Kryptonite Krunch!!! One

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Winner and still Hardcore Extreme Champion >>> Nova

**Commercial Break: zit cream, oil of olay, hooked on phonics...etc.**

Eko: Welcome everyone back to EAW Mayhem!! Coming up next, the tag team titles are on the line...

King: And we'll see BUXON LEATHER BOUND BABES!! FURRIES WITH BIG FRIENDLY PUPPIES!!!

Eko: Yes, and King couldn't be more excited.

"DNR" by Testament begins to play, and the crowd begins to boo intensely. Spike and Morty walk out onto the stage carrying BG on their shoulders. BG takes an occasional swipe at the back of their heads with her riding crop.

King: This is unusual...usually they are on all fours for this.

Eko: King, you are dirty old man.

King: Yup!

S&M get down to the ring and ready themselves for the match. Then, "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf begins to play, bringing out the tag team champions.

Eko: Colley-chan! Scarlet! Wildpack 2000!

King: A set of puppies!! Another set of puppies!! Grand total of 3 sets of puppies out here!

Eko: Colley-chan is out here because she has a point to prove. But will facing off against S&M as Colley-chan instead of Colley going to cost Wildpack 2000 the tag titles? *ding, ding*

Eko: Here we go...Colley-chan starts off against the much larger Spike. Spike goes to grab Colley-chan...she ducks between his legs...low blow!! The referee missed it!! And the crowd actually is cheering it!! Colley-chan follows it with an atomic drop!! Tag to Scarlet!

King: Look at 'em bounce!!

Eko: Colley-chan out onto the apron...Scarlet hops over the ropes...DROP KICK to Spike!

King: Shaed likes feet...

Eko: Scarlet goes for a Mahistral Cradle!! Kick out at one!!

King: So does that lucky jackass, Michael.

Eko: Spike kicked out of that, but Scarlet locks on an elevated Camel Clutch!! I don't think Scarlet has enough strength to do much damage with this hold to Spike.

King: JR does, too!! HA-HA!!

Eko: Spikes's pounding the mat with his fists....and...NO..he's getting up!! Scarlet is trying to tighten the hold with all her strength, but I don't think it is enough!! Spike up....Scarlet hanging onto his neck helplessly...RUNS BACKWARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Scarlet releases! Spike heads for a tag...Scarlet jumps on his back again with a sleeper!!

King: I'm jealous of his back.

Eko: Can Spike power out of this? He's trying to shake of Scarlet, but she's gripping his neck with all her might! SPIKE DOWN TO ONE KNEE!! He's starting to look dazed. Scarlet releases...runs to the far ropes...FLYING BACK ELBOW OFF THE ROPES!! Hits Spike in the head with it and puts the big man down! Tag in to Colley-chan!

King: I've heard of skunk-striped, but this is a little silly...

Eko: Colley-chan with a kick the the ribs of Spike...but it barely fazes him...the massive Spike is getting back to his feet...Colley-chan with a dropkick to his knee puts him down again. She straddles him, there's one...two...SPIKE GRABS HER BY THE THROAT!!! He peels her off him...SPIKE IS GETTING BACK UP, and HE's BACK TO HIS FEET!!! CHOKESLAM!!! And Spike is STILL holding on?! PICKS HER UP AGAIN!!! ANOTHER!! THE ATOMIC CHOKESLAM!!! SHADES OF A-BOMB!!!

King: Poor Colley-chan was chokeslammed like nothin'

Eko: Well, who else do you know who can lose over a hundred pounds by being doused with water?

King: That would be a great deal for Mick Foley if he bathed.

Eko: Spike with the tag in to Morty. Morty's in....stomps on the back of Colley-chan...now looks like...the Mortality Splash!!

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Scarlet makes the save!!

King: AHHH, she just robbed S&M of the tag team titles!

Eko: I disagree she "robbed" them, but I think S&M may have won if Scarlet hadn't mad the save there. Morty pulls Colley-chan back up...whip to the ropes....back body drop! But Colley-chan is close to Scarlet...makes the tag!!

King: Ooooo...Foxy Lady!!

Eko: Spike comes in to help his partner...Evenflow on Spike from Scarlet!! Morty goes for a clothesline..ducked...Jump swinging DDT on Morty!! Scarlet's on fire!! She covers Morty...one

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Eko: Now Spike's up...he grabs Scarlet by the tail, spins her around..HANGING MASK!!! Spike's trying to crush Scarlet's skull!! And he's doing it with ease!! He needs to get out of the ring though before the ref throws out this match!!

Spike lets go of the hold and head out to the apron. Morty backdrops her.

Eko: Morty with a cover...One

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SAVE from Colley-chan! She pulls up Morty...Wildpack with a Double Suplex on Morty....Colley-chan heads out...gets the tag from Scarlet. Colley-chan is in legally now, hits a sliding dropkick right into the face of Morty!! Picks him up...whip to the ropes....Colley-chan with a spinebuster!!

King: Oooooh boy!!! Here it comes!!

Eko: The crowd is on their feet!! Colley-chan tosses away her elbowpad! It's....

King: The Cano's Elbow!!! .......off the ropes....again....and...THERE IT IS!!!

Eko: Elbow right to the heart!!

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KICKOUT!!! WOW!! How many two counts have there been in this match!!

King: Too many...my fingernails are completely gone.

Eko: Colley-chan whips him to the turnbuckle!! She sits him up on the top rope...climbing up...Frakenstei--NO!!! POWERBOMB!!!!! POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! AMAZING COUNTER FROM MORTY!! TAGS IN Spike!!! This could be it....set up for a powerbomb...One..two..Morty up...DNR!!! THERE'S THEIR FINISHER!!! He comes Scarlet!!! BIG BOOT FROM SPIKE STOPS HER!!! Spike with the cover

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Winners and new tag team champions >>> S&M

King: STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID COLLEY!!! OH well. WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!

"DNR" by Testament plays for the victors, but instead of collecting the tag team titles, they go back to work on the former champs.

Eko: What's Morty doing with Scarlet? No...THE RACK!!! REVERSE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! SPIKE'S SETTING UP COLLEY-CHAN AGAIN!!! ONE POWERBOMB...ANOTHER...hoists her back up...THE DNR!!! AGAIN!!!! S&M has destroyed the Wildpack 2000!!!

BG grabs the tag team titles from the referee, and holds the up proudly before slapping them over the shoulders of Spike and Morty.

**Commercials. Vertical Horizon CD, Zelda: MM, some law firm of ambulance chasers. :P** We come back from break to a short montage featuring clips from several of Crucifix's most memorable matches. From there we go to Megan and the King seated at the announcer's table.

Eko: Now, I can't really comment much on the career of Crucifix, as this will be his first match since I've been here in the EAW. I do know that he's one of the more talented stars to arise in the early days of the EAW, but he's been only sporadically appearing since the Holy Wars Pay Per View.

King: I'm gonna miss him. *sniff, sniff*

"Dark and Grey" by Kid Rock cues up, and after a short fireworks display, Crucifix steps out onto the ramp. Fans and anti-fans alike give him a show of respect by standing, and Crucifix walks down the ramp, largely ignoring the display.

Eko: We're sorry to say that this will be Crucifix' last match, a non-title match with the man who he lost the European title to a while ago, Kairi Lyger.

King: Crucifix reportedly had been unable to compete much in the past few months due to various reasons...ones he wouldn't tell us...but he's gotta be looking to win this match in order to go out a winner, instead of just "The guy whose ass Kairi Lyger kicked twice."

"Black" by Sevendust cues up next as Crucifix warms up in the ring.

Eko: And here comes the European Champion!!

Lyger's silhouette fills the entranceway, casting a large shadow along the rampway.

King: If you ask me, Hamilton had a point when he was complaining about Crucifix' whining. Crucifix should be a man and keep going, at least until he accomplished somehing. Instead, he's quitting like a loser.

Eko: Lyger's in the ring, setting his European Title aside--although it isn't on the line. It seems Kairi brought it here to rub in the face of Crucifix how he'd been him for it so long ago.

*ding, ding*

Eko: Lyger jogging in place a few steps...throwing a few warm up punches. Crucifix looking to start off this match very carefully...they lock up....Crucifix with a hammerlock...back elbow by Lyger...goes for a bulldogging headlock...Crucifix blocks it...backdrop attempt...NO! Crucifix tosses Lyger right onto his rear! Lyger up...backkick to the chest of Crucifix...reverse backflip and a vicious kick delivered to Crucifix!!

King: AHHH...come on Crucifix, go out like a champ, not a chump.

Eko: Lyger pulls up Crucifix...whipped to the ropes...Crucifix ducks, spins around...CRUCIFIX WITH A CRUCIFIX!!! QUICK KICK OUT!! Crucifix rolls back up to his feet. Lyger stuns him with an elbow..and another...goes for the Hurracanrana....POWERBOMB counter by Crucifix!!!

King: WOW!!! Incredible counter by Crucifix!!

Eko: Quit kissing butt, King. Lyger back up, but favoring his back...swings a vicious kick to the midsection of Crucifix...whips him--no, reversed by Crucifix...Lyger hits the ropes...TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE BY CRUCIFIX!!!

The referee heads to the side Lyger was tosses over, and begins the count. Lyger hangs back and takes a breather.

Eko: Crucifix is taking a break...which could be a mistake, letting Lyger recover...

Just then, someone hops the guardrail, grabbing the European Title.

King: "STUNNING" Glenn Hamilton!!

Eko: What the?

Hamilton slides into the ring and hits Crucifix hard in the back of the head with the European Title.

Eko: "STUNNING" GLENN HAMILTON JUST ATTACKED CRUCIFIX WITH THE EUROPEAN TITLE!!! Now a STUNNER!!! He's running away like a little chicken sh*t!!! And the referee didn't see a damn thing!!

King: Oh..and *sings* here comes LYGER!!!

Lyger, confused rolls in to see Crucifix just getting back up to his feet...

Eko: CHOKE LYGERBOMB!!! One

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King: Oh how sad...Crucifix leaves the EAW with a loss. He may have not had the European Title for a long time, but now he has the imprint of it on the back of his head to remember it by. Hee-hee..

Eko: Screw you, Lawler....that's all for tonight's show...we'll see you next time, and be sure to order EAW Razor's Edge this Sunday on Pay-Per-View.

Winner by Pinfall >>> Kairi Lyger