An opening clip reviews the goings-on from Friday's RR involving the EAW World Title.

Cue the intro for Tuesday Night Mayhem...

After a crowd pan, we settle on Megan Eko and Jerry "the King" Lawler.

Eko: Welcome everyone!! Joey gets a little break today as I take his place for Mayhem! Tonight, we've got an incredible show on hand, with both the European and Cruiserweight Titles on the line!

King: Oh, and that match we all thought was cancelled on RR, BG vs. Colley-chan...it's ON tonight!!! And tonight the fans will see why the EAW is the BREAST damn fed around!!

Eko: Promise me to keep your hands on the table during that match. Okay, King?

King: Umm..I'll try.

Eko: But kicking off tonight's show will be a Hardcore Match. Mad Man debuts against "The Wild One" Dax Clark!!!

No music is played...instead, the insane-looking Mad Man steps out onto the stage without an accompanying theme. Thus, he gets little reaction. He's carrying various tools of harm including a baseball bat, a two-by-four, a steel chair, and a small roll of barbed wire.

"The Wild One" by Dio cues up as Mad Man enters the ring. Dax Clark steps out onto the stage with renewed vigor, getting a mild pop. He runs down the ramp, and climbs onto the apron, popping his larger opponent his middle fingers. He then makes the mistake of turning around, and begins to pose for the crowd. Mad Man takes advantage by charging at him, ramming the tip of the bat into the back of Dax.

The bell rings as Clark falls off the apron, and Mad Man persues, rolling out of the ring, grabbing Dax's head, and slamming it into the nearly ringpost, and then onto the stairs. A pinfall nets him barely a one. Mad Man then climbs onto the apron, dropping a hard elbow into the middle of Clark's back, then applies a surfboard stretch. Clark refuses to give, and Mad Man releases the hold to pick up Clark, and lead him towards the back.

Mad Man attempts to whip Clark to the safety railing, but is reversed and whipped himself. Dax runs over and dropkick Mad Man into the crowd, then grabs his head and slams it to the safety railing as Mad Man recovers. A thumb to the eye stuns Dax, and Mad Man rips a section of the safety railing away...then charges Dax. A spinning back kick sends the railing back as Mad Man's own face, and knocking him flat on his back. Dax runs and jumps onto the railing atop Mad Man, then begins to jump continuously, then falls onto it, going for the pin. He gets nearly a two before Mad Man powers off the railing and Dax, and rolls it off to the side. Mad Man head towards the ring where the other weapons are, but Clark hits him with a Face Crusher to stop him.

Dax hits the rings and pulls the weapons out to just outside of the ring, then selects the two by four. Dax Clark runs over and strikes downward at Mad Man's back, breaking the two by four. He then goes for a cover, but only manages a two count.

Mad Man gets up, angered, and goes straight for Dax, grabbing him around the throat with both hands and lifting him up. He then carries him over to the opposite railing, and tossing him down upon it back-first. He then repeats it, almost executing a backbreaker with the railing rather than his knee.

Mad Man stand s over Dax, then grabs either ankle, pulling them apart in a wishbone. Then, he follows it up with a STOMP TO THE GROIN!!!

Mad Man then whips Dax to the apron, which he hits back first. Mad Man charges in and hits a big boot right to the face of Dax. Mad Man grabs Dax's head, then begins to pull him up. Dax punches Mad Man in the balls, doubling him over. Dax hits a piledriver on the outside, with nothing but the mats at ringside to soften it. Clark then rolls in, and watches carefully as Mad Man begins to stir. When Mad Man is nearly to his feet, Clark dives over the ropes, splatting on top of him. A cover only gets Dax a two count. Dax mounts the apron, then tries to drop an elbow, which he misses. Mad Man rolls out of the way, then picks up Clark, and rolls him into the ring. He grabs a steel chair and clobbers Dax with it as he recovers. Mad Man then sets him up on the turnbuckle, then climbs up top, then sets Dax behind his back in a Samoan Drop position. He falls backwards onto the ringside mats, and the referee makes a cover--an academic three.

Winner by Pinfall >>> Mad Man

Eko: Dax Clark reportedly has been in a bit of a slump because of personal problems...he made an impressive showing today, but the entrance theme-less rookie Mad Man proved too much for him.

King: What's next on our agend--Ooooooo...

Eko: Now, this following match was originally scheduled for the last Riot Rulz. However, it was pushed instead to today. Colley-chan, the female skunk form of Colley Dogstar, made a challenge to S&M's manager, BG Hyde...

"Paperdoll" by Kittie begins to play, and out steps the leather-clad BG Hyde from the entranceway, getting a mixed reaction of mostly boos, mixed in with whistles and catcalls. She taps her riding crop into her open palm.

King: *hooting and hollering* Bee Gee!! Bee Gee!!!

Eko: I may be the only one commentating this match, folks. However, I would appreciate it if someone would get the King a bib.

King: S&M are my 3rd and 4th favorite letters of the alphabet, Megan!

"Hero of the Day" by Metallica is the next theme to cue up. Colley-chan prances out onto the entranceway, carefully cinching up her vest to the crowd's whistles.

King: Sucre bleu!! Come to me to the casba, mon cheri! *ho, ho, ho*

Eko: She was a GUY this morning, King.

King: Ummm...yeah well..

Eko: Colley-chan vaults over the ropes--she's much swifter than her male counterpart.

Eko: The bell rings, and these two ladies are ready to begin this match. BG takes it to Colley-chan with a set of elbows--snapmared over by Colley-chan. Colley-chan up, Inverted Atomic Drop! Hits the ropes, FLYING FOREARM! Dogstar pulls Hyde back up...goes for a backslide....One

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King: Grr...I didn't even get a good view!

Eko: BeeGee kicks out...whips Dogstar the the ropes....HURRACANRANA PIN!!!

King: That..THAT is the position I'd like to be in right now!!

Eko: Colley-chan kicks out!!

King: I wouldn't kick out Bee Gee, though.

Eko: Bee Gee pulling up Colley-chan...locks her arms around her neck!! BUZZKILLER!!! DON'T SAY ANYTHING, KING!!!

King: .....too easy.

Eko: Colley-chan is struggling in this devasting hold!! She jumps on Colley-chan's back!! If she gets her down, this could be it!! Colley-chan runs backwards...hits the corner!! Hyde releases!! She spins around...whips Hyde! Colley-chan charges Hyde in the corner....caught with a boot the face!! Hyde sits up...Second Rope Drop Kick the the rising Colley-chan!

Cover...

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Eko: Hyde pulls Colley-chan back up...stiff elbow counter...Colley-chan hits the opposite ropes...AXE KICK!!!

King: That little stinker took a page from Cypher's book.

Eko: Bee Gee back up...swinging neckbreaker from Colley-chan...drops an elbow...anothor....straddles Bee Gee!!

King: Come on, BG!! I only want to see you in that position in my bedroom!

Eko: Bee Gee with an eyepoke!! Flips forward on top of Colley-chan! Easy kick out!!

King: Colley-chan kicked out of the eye-poke!! Oh my!! I wonder if I poked her, if she'd kick out of that, too?

Eko: Dogstar's up, but her vision is little blurred...misses the wild right...BG ducks in...BACKDROP!! Legdrop follow up...Colley-chan up...Bee Gee charges in...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!

Colley-chan then hops over BG, and stands over her. She tosses her elbow pad aside, prompting the crowd to pop huge...

Eko: Colley-chan is going for...

King: The Cano's Elbow!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!....over....again...THERE IT IS!!!

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Eko: Oh my....BG kicked out of the Cano's Elbow. Colley-chan with another pick up...tosses BG to the ropes...telegraphs the backbody drop...BG kicks her in the stomach!! CHERRY POPPER!!!

King: I'm INNOCENT!!! I'M INNOCENT!!

Eko: That's what that move is called, King.

King: oh....

Eko: But BG looks too tired to capitalize. She crawls towards Colley-chan...THERE...drapes an arm over her!! TWO

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NO!!!!! Kickout!! Colley-chan either took some extra recovery time, or she just made that kick out.

The two ladies take their time...slowly crawling back up to their feet...

Eko: BeeGee's up....Colley-chan's up!! Colley-chan kicks her leg...Bee Gee isn't up!

The camera pans over to the rampway, where Spike and Morty are walking down to the ring.

King: SPIKE AND MORTY!!! The S&M of S&M!

The distraction is enough for...

Eko: Schoolboy by Bee Gee...NO!!

King: Did you ever hear about Bee Gee's sister Bonnie Janet Hyde? They call her...

Eko: Bee Gee almost wins it!!! Colley-chan kicks out!! Colley-chan back up...right hand blocked by Colley-chan...kick--EVENFLOW!!! Now Colley-chan picking her up...whip to the corner!! SLUMPS down!!

King: Well, they didn't call her that...BRONCO BUSTER!!!

Colley-chan goes for it, but BG raised her spiked boot just in time.

Eko: BG counters!!

King: Colley-chan must be glad she isn't a guy right now. Ouch!!

Eko: Now Spike sneaking his way around....

Morty distracts the referee. Spike has Bee Gee's riding crop and jams it across Colley-chan's throat!!

Eko: Spike choking Colley-chan!!!

King: Yeah...with a riding crop, rather.

Eko: Damn it ref, turn around!!!

Spike holds on for nearly 15 seconds, then lets go before the ref turns around.

Eko: Damn it...Bee Gee pulls Colley-chan towards the center of the ring....there's the KSO!!!

King: Painful looking hold....

Eko: Colley-chan trying to hold out as long as she can....reaching for the ropes...but she's right in the center of the ring...Bee Gee pulls her back!! She's clenching her teeth....and...she taps!! There's the end of the match!!

Winner by submission >>> "Bad Girl" B. G. Hyde

Eko: And BG steals one from Colley-chan!! Spike and Morty are in...B.G. holds on to the hold!! The referee is warning her to release it. She does....Spike and Morty lay in a few boots to Colley-chan like the cowards they are...and now are boosting BG onto their shoulders. Disgusting...

King: Errr.....not really...

Eko: Quit staring at it, King.

King: Uhh...right, sure.

**Commercials** "Game" by Mystical and Raz Kaz is playing as we come back from break. Three members of Da Pac--Chaynz, Buzzsaw, and Chris Kanyon--are standing on the stage, raising each others hands as if they had already won.

Eko: Da Pac is here and looking in fine form tonight, King.

King: They aren't looking fine just yet....

The Kat slips in front of them by ducking under the arms of Chaynz and Buzzsaw, then standing in front of them as the crowd pops.

King: NOW they're looking fine!!

The Kat skips down the ramp as the three follow behind. They get in the ring and begin warming up.

Eko: Is Da Pac your team to win this six man, King?

King: Yes, they are...

"Hellrazor" by Tupac begins to play, and team A/K/A steps out onto the ramp...Mike Action, Kevin Nash, and newcomer to the EAW, Kid Suicide.

King: Man, these three look in terrific shape here, tonight. I change my mind. I'm going with the A/K/A to upset.

Eko: You sure?

King: I bet you $50 I'm right.

Eko: Okay, I'll take that bet...

Nash and Kanyon start off in the ring. The bell rings, and they lock up. Nash tosses down Kanyon, then clotheslines him as he stands up. Kanyon gets back up, and hits the charging Nash with a side kick, knocking him flat on his back. Kanyon then drops a running legdrop on Nash. He then drops a series of elbows on him, then goes for a cover. Nash kicks out easily. When Nash gets up, he starts to hammer away at Kanyon with rights, then takes him down with a short arm clothesline. It doesn't put away Kanyon for long, who kippups, then whips Nash to the ropes...drop toe holds him, then locks a sleeper on him as he lays face down on the mat. Nash crawls up..then elbows Kanyon as he tries to recover. A set of three elbows breaks Kanyon's grip, then Nash sets Kanyon up for, and hits, a big boot. Nash tags in to Kid Suicide.

Suicide hits a springboard elbowdrop onto Kanyon, nearly netting a two. Kanyon kicks out of it and rises only to be kicked in the midsection, then taken over with a double underhook suplex. Suicide then runs to the nearby ropes and goes for an Asai Moonsault, but Kanyon counters it by lifting both knees. That buys Kanyon the time he needs to tag in to Chaynz.

As Chaynz runs in, Suicide gets to his feet. Chaynz takes him back off them again with a clothesline. Suicide gets back up, and is quickly hit with another one. Chaynz then whips him to the corner, then hits a backspring elbow to the corner, causing Suicide to stagger out of the corner. Chaynz hooks him and takes him off his feet with a Russian Leg Sweep. He then rolls into a legbar. Action acts quick, running in and kicking Chaynz stiffly in the midsection. Chaynz releases it. Suicide springs back up...and pulls Chaynz up. Suicide goes for a suplex--Chaynz blocks it. Another suplex attempt...Chaynz blocks it. Suicide instead opts for a neckbreaker, then goes for a cover, getting a two. Chaynz kicks out, and presses Suicide overhead...then tosses him in the air before he crashes down.

Eko: Chaynz with an impressive Press Slam!!

King: Er...I've changed my mind. I think Da Pac will win this one.

Eko: You've already made your pick! It's too late to change.

King: Yeah, but I wasn't finished deciding. I say Da Pac.

Eko: *groan* Alright.

Chaynz goes to work on Suicide with a Dragon Sleeper. Action and Nash get in the ring, and Buzzsaw and Kanyon do as well. Nash and Buzzsaw pair off as Action takes on Kanyon. Nash catches Buzzsaw with his side slam, but Kanyon whips Action to the ropes, and drop toe holds him on the return, causing him to accidentally headbutt Kid Suicide in the groin!! The illegal team members head back out to the apron, and Buzzsaw rolls out to the floor.

Suicide, both hurting and angry, begins to fight the sleeper, and starts to bridge up. He breaks free and hits an Ace Crusher on Chaynz, then tags out to Action.

Action gets in, and catches Chaynz with a running jumping DDT. One

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Kanyon makes the save.

Annoyed, Action goes for a two-handed chokeslam, but Chaynz reverses it to a small package. He only manages a one. Both of them get back up, and Action hammers away twice at Chaynz. Chaynz blocks the third, then counters with a right hand of his own. Action swings a fourth, Chaynz blocks, ducks under, and hits a German Suplex, releases it, then runs to his partner Buzzsaw, tagging him in.

Buzzsaw get the hot tag, and begins to hammer away at Action. He goes for an Irish whip, but telegraphs the backbody drop and is hit with a Face Jam.

King: Ummm...I withdraw my last pick, and would like to revert to my original one--the A/K/A!!

Eko: Pick a team and stick with it, King.

King: Final pick--the A/K/A!!!

Buzzsaw staggers back up, and Action goes into a combination of punches similar to Road Dogg's. Buzzsaw ducks the final haymaker, backdropping Action. He then tags out to Kanyon.

Kanyon gets in, and Action tags to Nash. Nash and Kanyon go at each other again. Nash tries to scoop slam Kanyon, but Kanyon ducks behind and rolls up Nash, getting a one count. Nash kicks out violently, and when he gets back up, he grabs Kanyon across the throat, and tosses him into the nearby corner. Kanyon charges out, but is armdragged over by Nash. Nash goes for a big boot, but Kanyon ducks backward, and grabs the outstretched leg by the ankle. Kanyon then kicks Nash's left leg from underneath him, then after Nash hits the mat, he rolling snaps the leg, causing Nash to yell in pain. Nash rises, and is dropkicked in the knee again by Kanyon. Nash rises again only to become victim to a Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon picks up the dazed Nash, and hooks him for the Flatliner---

ACTION WITH THE SPEAR!!!

Action quickly returns to the apron, but the damage is done. Nash scoops up Kanyon and carries him to the nearby turnbuckle--and drops him face first onto the turnbuckle pad. Nash moves in, and begins to pull Kanyon up by his head to finish him off. But Kanyon glances around a second, and nails a low blow!! The referee doesn't see it, and Kanyon is able to hit a spinning Wheel kick that knocks Nash down. Kanyon then tags out to Chaynz!!

Chaynz hits a face crusher on Nash. Then he tries to pull him up, and sets up Nash on his shoulders (albeit with some difficulty). Buzzsaw climbs the top rope....Sky 3D!!! Chaynz covers....two...three!!!

Winners by Pinfall >>> Team Da Pac.

Eko: *holds out hand* Pay up, King.

King: *whimpers* No way! I SAID Da Pac!!

Eko:You said it first, and you said it last. PAY UP!!

King: *groan* Okay.

Eko: Stay with us fans!! After commercials, Infinitivo Inferno will challenge Nova for the Cruiserweight Title!

**Commercial Break**

As we come back from break, "ShoNuff" Sean Sensation has his head peeked through an open door.

ShoNuff: Well, I gots to find her, quick. If you see her, tell her ShoNuff is lookin' for her....

Back at the announcer's position...

Eko: Sean Sensation is looking for someone...

King: Not just anyone, a "her." That's just wrong. Sean's a player, "her"'s look for him.

Eko: Well, it seems that he's trying to find Lupe, his scheduled opponent for tonight.

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up.

King: JC STONE!!! Er, INFINITIVO INFERNO!! YAH!!

Red fireworks explode from the stage in a circle. Rising out of the smoke and flames: Infinitivo Inferno and Christina.

Eko: Here comes tonight's challenger for the Cruiserweight Title! He may be new here, but he did hang tough last week against the Overlord.

King: If he wasn't so Hardcore, he may have beaten Overlord. But a little slip up--he forgot it was a normal match. And if he and Nova both remember that this is a normal match, Inferno will probably become the new Cruiserweight champ. Or Nova will retain...WHOOOO!!! Check out Christina!!

Eko: Probably Carin Peacecraft has more all-natural parts than Christina, but she certainly is photogenic, isn't she?

King: Yeah...there's her good side, then there is her better side!!!

"One Man Army" by Prodigy cues up next. Nova runs out onto the stage with both the Hardcore and Cruiserweight Title belts around his waist. Angelina follows behind--clad all in white.

Eko: He may be the top young star in the EAW right now. Silicon Valley's own NOVA!!!

King: Speaking of which....do you think Angelina's available? Or are these two's relationship just platonic?

Eko: I really don't know--but I don't think she's your type.

Nova removes both belts, and hands the Cruiserweight one to the referee, who holds it up before signalling for the opening bell.

Eko: Inferno starts off with a spin kick....a back kick...Nova ducks---Takes him off his feet with a Drop Toe Hold! Inferno back up...ATomic Drop!! Inferno takes him over with the headscissors. An elbow drop from Inferno, and a rear chin lock. Nova rising back to his feet--reverses into a hammerlock. Back elbow from Inferno. Inferno hits the ropes...leapfrog over...hits the other ropes...Nova monkeyflips him over...Inferno lands on both feet!! Charges in..ARMDRAG!! Another!! INFERNO WITH A NECKBREAKER!!! Shades of his brother?

King: DISCO FEVER!!! DISCO FEVER!!! DISCO FEVER!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

Eko: Inferno picks up Nova....whips him to the corner...charges in...SPINNING HEEL KICK!! Nova staggers out....into a Northern Lights Suplex!! With the bridge!! One

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King: THIS close!

Eko: Nova is up...tilt a whirl piledr--HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! Cover....two...no!!

Eko: Inferno back up to his feet...whips Nova to the ropes....NOVA with a Sunset flip!!! One count only!! Inferno breaks free...pins Nova...ONE COUNT!! Both of them back up. NOVA CATCHES INFERNO!!! SPIN DOCTOR!!! Cover....One...NEARLY A TWO!!

King: Wow!!

Eko: Both men back up...whip to the ropes by Nova...Inferno springs off....REVERSE DDT ONTO NOVA!!! But Inferno is thrown clear!! Crawls over for the cover....

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King: Come on, Inferno!! Make Christina happy!! If you can't, I will!!

Eko: Inferno pulls him up...Side Neck Buster!!! Nova turns it around!! ONE

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KICKOUT!!! Almost!!! Nova lifting up Inferno...Inferno with a jawbreaker...whips Nova...CHRISTINA HITS NOVA IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!!! He walks right into a grounded Hellmaker!!! Angelina with a clothesline on Christina!!! One

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ANGELINA PULLS OUT INFERNO!!! Inferno back up to his feet....Spin kick to Angelina's jaw!!!! Nova lands on top of Inferno!!!

King: AHHHHHHH!!!

Eko: Inferno whips Nova to the steel stairs....he goes for a running knee....drop toe hold!!! Nova gets back up....rams Inferno's head to the steel steps!!

The two begin to brawl, but the bell rings not to long after.

"The referee has ruled this match...a double count-out."

King: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Double Count-Out >>> No winner Eko: Wow, an incredible Cruiserweight Title defense by Nova!!! But a run of bad luck for Inferno. This is only Inferno's second match here, but he nearly pulled off an upset.

King: Yeah.

As far as I could tell, the only weakness in his gameplan isn't his fault--it is that he's a little underpowered.

King: Yeah.

Eko: Tonight may have not been his night, but Infinitivo Inferno has a bright future here in EAW!!

King: Yeah.

Eko: You're staring at Christina's ass, aren't you.

King: YEAH!!

Eko: *sigh* Lupe vs. ShoNuff, NEXT!!!

"Man N*gga (Hoe)"by Trick Daddy and Trina plays, and "ShoNuff" Sean Sensation comes out. He wastes no time, running down the ramp towards the ring.

Eko: Odd...Sean doesn't even look to be dressed in his ring gear.

King: Maybe he is wearing it underneath...I hear he doesn't wear underwear, so he could probably squeeze his ring gear underneath.

Sean grabs a mic from ringside, and gets in the center of the ring.

ShoNuff: I gotta say this and I gotta say it quick. Lupey, babe, I can't play witcha tonight. But the Commish says I'm here, so I gotta have my match. So hurry down here NOW!!!

"Return to Innocence" by Enigma begins to play. Rather than going through her normal entrance, Lupe senses the urgency and instead begins to run down the ramp towards the ring.

ShoNuff: HOLD UP!! HOLD UP!! Let me explain quick. You see, *he taps his Rolex* I have a plane to catch. And while I'd love to stay and beat your ass, I like to do it LONG and SLOW!! Just like a lot of other things...

The crowd boos ShoNuff.

ShoNuff: Since I know you don't stand a f***ing chance here tonight, and since I gotta go, I'll give you an early Christmas present. Come on down here and I'll lay down for ya. Cover me, get the win, and we can both go. I can be on my way, and when I come back, you can brag that you got a win on me.

Lupe looks suspicious, but heads towards the ring anyway. She steps inside, and the referee rings the bell.

Sean tosses the mic aside, and falls down on his back. Lupe covers him, and the referee counts...

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Winner by Pinfall >>> Lupe

Lupe gets up smiling, and Sean grabs the mic.

ShoNuff: Congratulations! But about being free....

ShoNuff kicks her in the stomach, and hits the Trick Daddy on her in the center of the ring. He tosses the mic aside, and rolls out of the ring, jogging to the back.

Eko: That was odd....why did he do that?!

King: Well, he's just being a nice guy. Whenever Sean's a top star here in EAW, the World or TV Champ, maybe, then Lupe has something to brag about. Sean's got other things on his mind, I guess. Maybe a ho was acting up?

Eko: Welcome back. Tonight's main event features our loveable, insane favorite little gal, Red "Rock" West, up against Kairi Lyger, with the European Title on the line.

King: When she grows up, maybe I could tame her a bit. Just her, me, a bottle of melloryl....

"Crushed" by Limp Bizkit plays, heralding the arrival of the lunatic in question and her plush companion.

King: She doesn't need that lousy mouse. I'm warmer and cuddlier.

Eko: Ick...ickickickick. Ewww....Don't even try to put that image in my head, King.

King: Is that all I can't put in your head.

Eko: No...don't touch me.

King: Ahhh...you don't like me. *pouts*

Eko: Wow...maybe you actually took a hint. At any rate, here comes Red!! She's been on a bit of a losing streak since she returned, but I think it is only a matter of time before she changes it.

"Black" by Sevendust begins to play. The silhouette of Lyger fills the shadowy entranceway as the lights dim. The glimmer of the European Title is clearly visible.

Eko: And the European Champion steps onto the entranceway. This will be quite a match, I assure you.

King: Don't hurt Little Red Ride My--

Eko: KING!!!!

King: Doh...sorry. What am I supposed to do when she talks about hummers all the time?

Lyger walks down the ramp, onto the apron, giving the European Title to the referee to hold for the time being. The bell rings.

Eko: Is it too much to ask that you keep your mind out of the gutter for 2 -4 hours a week?

King: But I get paid to keep my mind in the gutter!! It's a sweet job!

Eko: Red immediately pouncing on Lyger at the bell!! Leaping onto Lyger and hitting him in the head with right hands. SLAPS HIM in the face!! Now a series of open palm slaps!! Tries to whip Lyger--Lyger grabs the top rope!! Clothesline ducked!! RED WITH AN ARMBAR!!!! Lyger grabs the rope again. Red breaks the hold. Lyger up.....surprises Red with a kick-slide. Now he has Red's ankle. DRagon Screw!! Pulls her up...time for another...ENZUI GIRI counter by Red!!! Standing Moonsault!! One!!! Kickout!! Red charges at Lyger...scooped up...turned into a shoulderbreaker from Lyger!! A cover...One count only!! Lyger picks up Red...looking for a piledr--pancake facebuster!! Picks her back up...looking for an Atomic Drop....JUMP SWING DDT!!!! Red hits the ropes...Running Cherry Bomb!! Red has his head...and she's slamming it off the mat like a basketball!! Cover

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Eko: Kairi throws her off, and gets back up to his feet...going for a suplex....Red slips behind....GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! She runs to the turnbuckle....SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! Kairi kicks out!!! Red goes for an irish whip...reversed by Lyger!!! Off the ropes...CHOKE LYGERBOMB!!! ONE

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Winner by Pinfall >>> Kairi Lyger, retains European Title

King: He....did it.....

Eko: Red "Rock" West dominated this match up, but Lyger pulled up a victory out of it!!

King: DAMN HIM!!!

Eko: Thank you for watching, and stay turned for Riot Rulz this Friday!!!