Live from the Charlotte Colisseum in Charlotte, NC, it's Tuesday Night Mayhem!!


Megan: It's MAYHEM TIME!!! And we are ready to cause it!! Megan Eko with BG Hyde subbing for Lilith tonight! And BG, welcome to the team!

BG: It's nice to be here, Megan... I'm glad Lord Gokuo's giving a chance to work like this and I hope I do a good job tonight!

The scene switches to the backstage as the Right, who gets tons of boos right off the bat, gets stopped by Michael Cole.

Cole: Right! Wait a second! We need a few words about--

The Right stops and turns, looking at Cole; his face unseen but hisstare stopping Cole from saying another word.

Right: So David Flair is stupid enough to wrestle two matches at the same time? Fool... he's just a puppet for the idiotic sympathetic lovers of the gene trash that litter the EAW. He wants to fight me? Fine... he'll just be an example of what's wrong with this society, of what'll happen if we don't wake up. He'll see... they'll see. They'll all see.


The Right leaves to head to ringside... and as "N.W.O." cues up the fans boo heavily.

Megan: And here comes the Right!! This pro-human, anti-everything else masked mad has not endeared himself to the fans with his words!

BG: No kidding... especially since a good many of the non-humans are cuties. ^^

Megan: Well... yeah... sure...

The Right climbs into the ring and looks to the entrance as "Conflict" by Disturbed cues up. The Right keeps looking for David Flair...AND THERE HE IS!! HE JUST CAME OUT FROM THE CROWD AND IS HEADING BEHIND... LOW BLOW ON THE RIGHT!!! Referee Ayane Mitsui calls for the bell and this Extreme match is underway!!





Extreme Rules
Match

David Flair vs. The Right


Megan: David Flair kicks the Right again in the groin and... SMALL
PACKAGE!! ONE! T--no! The Right kicks out and-- OHHH! DAVID RUNS INTO A
STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!


BG: There's the deciding factor.... the Right's just plain more
powerful... experienced, too!


Megan: David's managing to get up, though... and the Right waits for
it... and EVENFLOW DDT!!!


BG: With authority!


Megan: The Right now slides out of the ring and it looks like he's...
yes, he's getting a table and setting it up! He's getting David up... is
he... NO!!! DAVID MANAGES TO GET FREE!! HE'S GOT HIS CROWBAR AND--
THERE'S A DIVING WEAPON SHOT!!! COVER!! ONE! TWO! TH--NO! THE RIGHT
KICKS OUT!! David Flair gets up... she's going to get ready for a shot
to the head-- the Right ducks-- STO!! STO!!! AND THAT'S THE SET UP TO...
wait a second...!


BG: Uhm, why are there policemen coming out to the ring?!


Megan: The Right's locked on the Zero Tolerance... and... wait! THE
POLICE ARE YANKING HIM OFF OF DAVID FLAIR!! THEY... THEY'RE ARRESTING
HIM?!!


BG: Ooohh, kay...


Megan: OHH!! AND DAVID FLAIR JUST LANDED THAT CROWBAR SHOT!! PINNED!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!! o_O;;;


BG: That... that was a new one on me...


Winner: David Flair


Megan: And now the police are carrying the Right away!! And... THERE'S
EAW Co-Comissioner Shaed Bloodgrave?!


BG: What's he doing out here?! Did he call the cops?!


Megan: I suppose so! David Flair's following the police, too! Shaed is
stopping the police from taking the Right... David's catching up...
wait, David's got a hold of the Right's mask and--


BG: O_O!


Megan: O_O!!


Both: J.C. STONE?!!!


Megan: J.C. Stone's been the Right all along?!! And... oh... THAT'S why
Shaed's sicced the police on him! Because he... killed people... oh...
wow.


BG: The police're dragging the Right-- er, Stone off! And Shaed and
Flair are shaking hands! They were in on all of this!! Talk about
something! First Shaed fights the father and now he made a deal with the
son!


Megan: What a way to kick off Mayhem! We'll be right back!!


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**Commercial Break**

"Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up as we come back from break...

Megan: Welcome back, everyone, to EAW Mayhem! Coming up next, a one on one contest, with Ninja X taking on Nova.

BG: The ninja vs. the superhero--gee, I can't possibly GUESS who'd haveda advantage here.

Megan: Well, as per EAW rules, Nova won't be at his full strength during this match. Ninja X has some exceptional abilities of his own he'll be holding back.

BG: Plus, he's got to be kinda ticked since his gal's been outta commission--can't exactly get any Jenny can't bend her legs without pain.

Megan: Well, from what I understand, Jenna's nearly recovered, but X is not exactly going to forgive the responsible parties.

BG: Neither am I. If Frosti or Savvy show up again, I may just decide to forget I'm a commentator from now and get a bit of revenge on them myself...

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, CA--he stands six-foot one-inch and weighs in at 226 pounds...he is a member of Da Pac--Ninja X!!"

Megan: That, I really don't doubt...

BG: You've seemed rather...nervous tonight, Megan. Whatsamatter? Afraid of me?

Megan: Afraid? Well, you could beat me up easily, I know that...but I'm not about to goad you into it.

BG: Or just worried I'm going to hit on you?

Megan: I deal with that on a weekly basis, anyhow--why should tonight be any different?

BG: Well, just RELAX than! *smacks her on the back*

Megan: Ow!...That hurt.

BG: Sorry.

Ninja X gets inside the ring...

"One Man Army" by Prodigy cues up...

Megan: Nova's return to the ring has been sidetracked a bit...being one of the members of the Horus Contigent of the Clan Justice--he's had other priorities besides getting back into the ring.

BG: Yeah yeah...meteors, aliens, etc, etc.

"And his opponent...from Silicon Valley, CA--standing 5'10" and weighing at at 220 pounds...he's a member of the Horus Contingent of the Clan Justice--NOVA!!"

Nova makes his way out with Angelina behind him...he rushes down to the ring...



Singles Match
Ninja X vs. Nova

*ding, ding*

Nova and X charge at each other from opposite sides of the ring...Nova ducks a high roundhouse from X, and plants him into the mat. X recovers quickly, and catches a clothesline from Nova, and sets him into the ropes--catches with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker off the ropes! Nova favors his back, and kicks out at one from the pinfall attempt. X sends him to the ropes--reversed--X goes for a headscissors--Nova reverses into a short piledriver--PINFALL!

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Nova preps himself to follow up, and sends himself into the ropes--X gets up--reacts quickly--and boosts Nova over his shoulder--Nova lands on both feet on the apron--snaps X's neck down across the top rope. He then climbs up to the turnbuckle--splash off the top--X rolls out of the way!!

X gets, attemps to pin Nova's shoulders to the mat--

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Nova, dazed, is put down with a spin kick to the head as he gets up to his knees. X pulls up Nova--hammerlock--Nova reverses--trips up X--drops a pair of elbows, and sets up X for a suplex--X blocks it, and snap suplexes Nova over--floats over--

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Kickout--Nova tosses off X, then sends him to the ropes--catches him with a powerslam!!

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Nova pulls up X in a suplex-ready position--switches it to a reverse DDT posit--REVERSE DDT!!--the DDT2!!

Nova showboats before rolling over into the cover

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...reversal into a schoolboy by Ninja X!

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Nova kicks out--and kippups--X scoops and slams him down--X hits the ropes--Nova drop toe holds X after he hits the ropes, then springs up and yanks up X with a sleeper--X fights it--and runs backward shoving Nova into the corner. X turns around and lays in kicks across the midsection, then a high spin kick to the chest. Nova stumbles out of the corner--X quickly springs up on the top rope--catches Nova with a two-handed reverse facebuster (i.e. Edge-O-Matic)!

X then hits a mounted series of punches on Nova. Springs up onto the top rope--goes for a moonsault--but Nova gets the knees up, burying them into the midsection of Ninja X!! Nova then springs up on the top rope himself...X gets up--NOVA BLAST on target!! Cover by Nova...

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Nova sends X into the corner--goes for a Hurracanrana--X blocks--POWERBOMBS him out of the corner!! Nova rolls over onto his stomach. X goes for a Boston Crab--Nova fights out of it--X turns it into an STDS...Nova refuses to tap, and finally makes it to the ropes. X, now on the advantage, pulls up Nova--snapmares him over. Locks on a sleeper--but Nova slips into a go behind--German Suplex--but X lands on his feet--shoves Nova into the ropes stomach first--rolls backward into a bridge pin!

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Nova gets up--X with a crescent kick--Nova catches it--spins around X--hits an atomic drop! Nova goes for suplex follow up--reversed--and the set up--X-Ploiter by Ninja X!!

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SHOULDER UP!!

Nova is locked into an Octopus Stretch by X...fights to free himself--manages to break out, and hiptosses Ninja X!!

X gets back up, Nova sends him to the ropes--hits a Sledge-O-Matic off the ropes!! Nova then goes up top--Swanton Bomb connects!! Hooks the leg!

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Nova gets up--sets up X for a Tiger Driver--X blocks--back body drops Nova--Nova into a roll up

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Ninja X up--pins Nova!

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KICKOUT by Nova!! Nova up to his feet--kick to the midsection of X--set up--blocked by X--go behind--PUMPHANDLE SPIKE!!!

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*ding, ding*!!

Megan: And Ninja X pulling off the victory!

BG: Good for him...bad for Novey...not exactly having the best luck since returning...

"Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up...

"The winner of this match up, by pinfall--Ninja X!"

Megan: There's plenty more Mayhem to come--right after these words for our sponsors!

**Commercial Break**



David Flair stands in the ring with Sin and Shade, just as "One" cues up, as Kairi steps onto the stage with his EAW People's Title. Lyger makes his way on the convery, leading him to the ring. As Lyger hits the ring, David whispers to Sin and Shade, that sends them going to the back.

Megan: I think David just made this match fair. Man-on-man with Extreme rules for the People's Title. Hebner has singaled for the bell... and this thing is off!


EAW People's Title Match
Exteme Rules Apply

David Flair Vs. Kairi Lyger (c)


Megan: David has his home crowd with him... and he was that physical in his first match--he might have a chance.

*ding, ding, ding*

Beegee: True, but Kairi looks ready for this one.. funny to see how things work out.

Megan: Flair is takes off at Lyger--Lyger with a Back Body Drop to the outside! David landed on his feet! What a counter to the counter--wait! Kairi with a 180 Moonsault!! David sidesteps it... but, now Lyger landed on his feet! Lyger goes for Flair.. drop toe hold from David! David is rubbing Lyger's face into that convey belt. David gets off of Lyger, and Kairi just got outdid by Flair, and I don't think he liked that too much. Lyger hits a dropkick right to Flair's quad! Kairi does it again. Lyger whips David into the barricade and with a running start hits David with a clothesline. David goes flying into the crowd--Kairi is on the barricade--he leaps off... David caught him with a chairshot to the head! Now, Flair pushing the fans back.. applying the Figure Four Leglock on the outside! Kairi looks to be in pain, but.. Lyger's fighting it!

Beegee: He sure is.. he looks to be reversing it.. YES! He managed to rverse it, and Flair is in his own move! Kairi breaks the hold, and is caught with a shoulderblock from the young Flair.

Megan: David takes Kairi to the other side of the barricade, and he's on it... he leaps off it--Kairi moved, and Flair smacked that ring post! Lyger ducks behind Flair... Reverse Powerbomb! Lyger to the apron, and he nails an Asai Moonsault! Pin!


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Beegee: I know Kairi must be in a lot of pain, right now.. and David isn't done yet.. he's pulling out.. TABLES! David places the items into the ring, and this can't be good for Lyger.

Megan: Not at all... wait--Lyger with a legsweep! Lyger sets up that table paralle to that turnbuckle--throws David on top of it.. Lyger on the top of the top rope-- Moonsault! David rolls out the way.. Kairi lands on his feet, but Flair is behind Lyger.. hooks him up.. FRONT RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP THROUGH THE TABLE!! COVER!!


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Beegee: THREE!! KAIRI RETAINS!!

Megan: Not quite! The ref said Flair kicked out! Kairi swears it was a three, and is talking it over with the ref.. Kairi turns around into a DDT on that concrete! Flair is dragging Kairi with him up... wait... it looks like the 2nd balcony. No.. he can't be thinking on the level of Sabu-- that's table is down there... David hooks up Kairi for a suplex... NOOO--WAIT! Lyger reversed it.. lands on his feet behind Flair, leaps in front of David... hooking him up for... NOOOO!! A CHOKE-LYGERBOMB OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH A TABLE!!

Beegee: David is dead! David is dead!

Megan: Lyger draps an arm over David..

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Megan/Beegee: Three!

Megan: Now, you can do it, Beegee.

Beegee: Kickass! KAIRI RETAINS!! KAIRI RETAINS!!

Megan: Looks like David went to his Extemeness a little much, and it cost him the match, as Lyger pulls off the hard-fought victory.

**Commercial Break**

"Oh, Canada" (the Canadian national anthem) cues up and a familiar EAW-trom video begins to play...

Megan: Welcome back, fans...up next, the EAW International Title will be ON THE LINE as Oseiko defends against...this EAW superstar, Lance Storm.

BG: You say that as if you aren't exactly delighted at the prospect.

Megan: Well, I guess some times I can't help but hide how I feel...

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit, and is for the EAW International Championship!! Introducing first, the challenger...from Calgary.....Alberta, Canada. He stands 6'0" and weighs in at 232 lbs--Lance Storm!!"

Megan: And here comes the hand-picked successor to Flyboy--Lance Storm. Seems as if you've paid a visit to the former....

BG: Don't get jealous, Megs--just a business visit.

Megan: But of course...Lance has another shot at a title here--will he win it?

BG: Or choke like Storm's buddy Jericho's been known to do?

Storm hits the ring, seeming to be all business. The crowd gives him a somewhat mixed reaction.

"Ride on Shooting Star" by the Pillows then cues up, prompting the crowd to pop huge.

Megan: And the fan favorite by far in this match...

BG: Well, I gotta wonder what Wolf was smoking when he decided to get behind Storm. The fans just want to sit on their hands for Storm. Although, Oseiko makes them want to do other things with those hands--at least the guys, anyway.

Megan: Well, conspicuous by his absense is Lance's tag partner and Oseiko's husband--Michael. From what I understand, not wanting to chose sides in this title/grudge match. At least it's a grudge match to Lance.

BG: In other words--he'd be risking his friendship or risking sleeping on the couch if he did any different.

Megan: Well, I don't think either one of them would react like that, but in an extreme case, I suppose...

"And his opponent--from Hokkaido, Japan. She stands 5'7" and weighs in at 117 lbs. She is the EAW International Champion...Oseiko!!"

Megan: Oseiko out here now, and the crowd going wild--but probably she wouldn't get the same reaction if Michael was out here.

BG: Yeah, he's officially the devil in North Carolina--you don't deck Ric Flair and get cheered for it--especially not here.

Megan: I'm surprised that we haven't seen either Triple H or Ric making an appearance....considering where we are.

BG: Yeah...Oseiko getting her cute little ass in the ring, and there's that shiny gold belt...and heahwego!

*ding, ding*



EAW International Title Match
Lance Storm vs. Oseiko (c)

Storm and Oseiko circle each other...Lance offering to lock up--they do--Lance overpowers Oseiko--but Oseiko nails a front dropkick into the chest! Lance gets up--catches a charging Oseiko and slams her to the mat. Storm hits the ropes--as Oseiko gets up, Lance catches her from behind with a face crusher!! He rolls her over for the cover..

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Storm gets up and pulls up Oseiko--double underhook suplex!! Oseiko rolls out to the outside--Storm goes for a baseball slide--Oseiko ducks...goes for a kick across the midsection--Lance catches it--trips up Oseiko!!

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Oseiko fights free of it!!

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She pulls herself up with the guardrail...Storm gets up--Oseiko hits a cross-body on Lance!!

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Oseiko quickly springs up onto the apron--Lance up--ASAI MOONSAULT FROM OSEIKO!!

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Oseiko rolls Lance into the ring--and climbs up onto the apron. Springboard--dropkick misses as Lance ducks out of the way--Oseiko lands gracefully--sweep kick takes the legs of Lance out from under him--sliding dropkick to the face of Lance connects!!

Oseiko goes for a running senton splash--Lance rolls out of the way of it. Oseiko rolls through, up on one knee...Lance pulls up Oseiko and fires her to the ropes--boosts her up--PANCAKED down!! Lance rolls her into the cover...

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Storm pulls up Oseiko, and goes for a suplex--Oseiko blocks it...another attempt--Oseiko blocks that one--and SNAP SUPLEX by Oseiko!! She then rolls up to her feet, and runs into the ropes--Lionsaults onto Lance!! Hooks the leg!

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Oseiko quickly gets up to her feet, and pulls up Lance by the head--locks on a Triangle Hold. Lance fights the move as best he can, trying to crawl towards the ropes for a rope break. He manages to get his ankle over the bottom rope--Oseiko breaks the hold.

Oseiko gets up--waits for Lance to get up...goes for a sunset flip!!--Lance fights it--grabs Oseiko's legs and falls forward--

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Storm gets up, and while still holding her legs, catapults Oseiko into the corner! Oseiko staggers backwards into a backdrop by Storm!

Storm drags Oseiko into the middle of the ring by the ankle--locks on a Stepover Toehold, which Oseiko immediately feels the effects off....Storm lets go and drops an elbow into the knee, then locks on a leg lace...

Oseiko inches towards the ropes, and manages to get a rope break.

Storm angerly yanks Oseiko away from the ropes, and pulls her up by her left arm--then short-arm clotheslines her.

Oseiko is pulled back up...goes for a Chicken Wing Headlock--Oseiko fights to escape--is able to escape thanks to her smaller size--and hits a Hardyz-style jawbreaker on Storm!! Oseiko follows up by springing up to the top rope...450 Splash from the top rope!! She covers Storm...

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Storm is pulled up to his feet--Oseiko goes for a high spin heel kick--Lance catches her--and counters with a Dragon Screw--then pulls up Oseiko by the same leg--Fisherman's Suplex by Storm!!

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Storm pulls her up by the same leg--Oseiko counters and rolls through with an anklelock of her own. Storm tries to roll out of it, but Oseiko tightens it more...but releases it when Storm refuses to tap. She springs back up, and legdrops Storm in the midsection.

Oseiko then attempts the Kumo No Amimino, but Storm fights out of it, going into the Canadian Mapleleaf--Oseiko scrambles to the ropes as he applies it, though. Storm pulls up Oseiko and sends her into the corner....Storm setting up Oseiko--SUPERPLEX by Lance Storm!! And cover by Lance...

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Storm pulls up Oseiko...goes for a Russian Leg Sweep--Oseiko blocks--nails a HARD kick right in the midsection--hits the ropes--goes for a headscissors--Storm shoves her off him--Oseiko goes for a backdrop--Storm lands hard in the middle of the ring...back up--Oseiko scoops him up...Kumouchikomu!!

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Oseiko goes up top--waits for Storm as he gets up--flies off the to--DROPKICK counter by Storm!!

Both of them are dazed...slowly get up...


Megan: Lance Storm....Oseiko...getting ready for their respective superkicks!!....Kumo No Sasu--fake out by Storm--roll up!

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BG: Smart move by the dimbulb there...but no cigar--and I don't mean that in a dirty way.

Megan: Kippup by Oseiko--Storm goes his superkick--drop down by Oseiko--back up--Lance tosses her to the ropes---Oseiko coming back--launches up--but Oseiko with a headscissors--into the Tarantula!!

The crowd begins to cheer loudly...

BG: Well, THERE they are...

Megan: 3...4...Oseiko releases the move as the ref counts it...and...FLAIR AND HELMSLEY?!

BG: Lance getting up...going after Flair! Helmsley taunting Oseiko--Oseiko goes for--Flair thrown into the path of the Komu No Sasu!!

Megan: Oseiko upset at that--and Helmsley attacking Oseiko--cornering her now...and stomping the daylights out of her....Flair setting up Storm--BRAINBUSTER by Flair...and...

"WHOOOOOO!!!"

BG: Flair going for the Figure Four...and this match is outta there!!

Megan: Hunter has Oseiko in a precarious position--and the Pedigree from the top rope!!!

BG: So much for countering THAT!

Megan: Flair with the Figure Four...and Hunter stomping on the knee...

BG: Well, I think they're going to especially do a number here, with news that Oseiko got a special something from her great grandaddy.

Megan: Hunter grabbing a chair now...and Flair increasing the pressure on that Figure Four!!

BG: I think I know where this is going...Hunter setting down that chair...

Megan: Flair finally releasing that Figure Four....Hunter pulling up Oseiko--belly to belly--and Hunter driving Oseiko's knees into that steel chair!!

BG: And...THERE he is...here comes Mikey!! And for good reason, how's she supposed to--

Megan: Not the time, BG...Michael hits the ring--ducks the clothesline by Hunter--right hands by Michael--kick to the midsection--and the Condition Red on Helmsley!!

BG: Flair--LOW BLOW on Mikey!! Well, I guess that kills their plans for this evening...

Megan: Chair to the back by Flair..and helping up Hunter...the chair laid on the mat...Hunter setting up Connelly--and PEDIGREE connects--right on the steel chair...and it's safe to say that this title match isn't going to see a winner tonight...

BG: I think the winners are standing in the ring right now.

Flair takes the mic..

"CHARLOTTE...NORTH CAROLINA!! WHOOOOOOO!!!"

"WHOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"MY people...MY fans. 100% HORSEMEN COUNTRY!!!"

"WHOOOOOOO!!!"

"Ric Flair just HAD to make it here tonight. It wasn't a matter of if...but a matter...of WHEN! And right here, during this match--was the perfect time. Oseiko, who stole the International Title from my man, Hunter? And Lance Storm, who embodies everything that Hunter hates--and you DIDN'T think we'd be here tonight?" Flair rolls over Oseiko onto her back, and stares straight into her eyes, "You really think it was smart to mess with us? Especially after I beat your great-grandaddy with easy?" he then decks her with the microphone, which does nothing to diminish his appeal in this arena.

Hunter takes the mic from Flair as he nails her in the head with right hands.

"It never was really over the International Title--frankly, I'm glad to be rid of it. But me? Tapping out to HER? That's a notion so absurd that only the most deluded of some OTHER fans would truly believe it." Hunter stomps the midsection of Oseiko, then turns his attention to Michael. "And you...going to be a hero, and come save your little piece of ass. Admirable, but stupid. STAY AWAY from the ring when I'm around--or just STAY AWAY from me, if you have any common sense. That Pedigree was for trying to show me up.." Hunter pulls him up to his feet.

"And THIS one, is for laying your hands on Ric Flair!!" he drops the mic and delivers ANOTHER Pedigree on the steel chair!! Flair and Hunter then exit the ring, the crowd partly booing and partly cheering...

**Commercial Break**


EAW Extreme Title Match
Kane vs. MAIKU (c)M



Megan: Let the blood, sweat and tears flow!

Beegee: I'd say something in the lines of bodies hitting floors, but I don't think too many people like that song, so let's get it ON!

Megan: Indeed... no need for music, seeing these two... are barrelling through the crowd on opposite sides! And they BOTH have 'plunder', it seems! MAIKU tossing a basket-ful of pain onto the outside, and Kane THROWING a dumpster-full! Being Extreme rules, MAIKU's going to have to really be careful... if Kane goes all-out...

Beegee: I think more than his makeup'll smear along the mat, Megs.

Megan: And they're both in the ring... and MAIKU coming out the gate EARLY wth a dropkick to Kane's knees! But he doesn't drop! MAIKU with another! And catching the leg, going for a leglock... but Kane REFUSES to fall... lifting his leg AND MAIKU... and dropping them both back down! OUCH.

Beegee: Don't think that he just brushed MAIKU off, now... Kane just doesn't show when stuff gets to him unless it's really big mojo!

Megan: Kane and MAIKU back up... Kane backrolling to the outside... and grabbing a iron pipe! But I don't think he should've taken his eyes---MAIKU going for a swanton RIGHT over the ropes and---OW! Kane raises the pipe to defend, and MAIKU hits it back-first! And now Kane's giving MAIKU a few shots with the pipe... pressing it down on his chest! MAIKU kicking like crazy, trying to get Kane off of him!

Beegee: Owowowowow... he should be thankful he doesn't have tits. Owowowowow.

Megan: And MAIKU finally succeeds with a kick to Kane's groin! Kane letting go and clutching down south... while MAIKU ambles over to the dumpster and rummages through it... he comes out with a handful or barbed wire... and no rubber capping here! MAIKU stalking Kane, wrapping the wire around his arm... BARBWIRE Tazzmission! Kane's roaring in pain and trying to break free, but MAIKU's got him on his knees and has superior leverage!

Beegee: There's a few ways to get outta that... but if he tried the easiest one, his neck's gonna get scratched raw!

Megan: Kane flailing... MAIKU locks in a body scissors and GRINDS the hold in a bit more before letting go and unwrapping the wire... his own arm's bleeding! But he looks like eh got his pain's-worth! Kane's on his knees... MAIKU going for more plunder... gets a chair and SLAMS it down on Kane's back! AGAIN! AGAIN! And--Kane turns and PUNCHES the chair into MAIKU's face!

Beegee: MAIKU's reeling from that one... and Kane gets a grip on MAIKU's neck! I smell a chokeslam!

Megan: MAIKU trying to kick free, but Kane won't let go! MAIKU up... and reversing the grab into an armba--NO! Kane refuses to FALL! Striking MAIKU on the back... and has him on his shoulder--POWERBOMB right onto the apron! He nearly snapped the Extreme champ in half! Kane with the pin!

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TW--NO! Maiku fights out! Kane looks a bit pissed, though... dragging MAIKU to his feet, lifting... and drops him chest-first onto the barricade! Kane... grabbing the pipe again... he has it across Maiku's back... using his leg to add more pressure! MAIKU's screaming like he's been shot! Kane easing up and rearing back for a stri--MAIKU rolls away and--PUNCH to the GROIN! Kane drops to one knee... SHINING WIZARD hits! But MAIKU's not pinning... he looks at the chair, then Kane.... grabbing the chair and climbing up the turnbuckle... CHAIR-ASSISTED MOONSAULT HITS! MAIKU hooking a leg!

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Kane TOSSES Maiku off!

Beegee: With AUTHORITY! Making his presence felt! And a wicked little extreme move there from MAIKU... gotta hand it to him, he's a pro in that department!

Megan: MAIKU looking for something to keep Kane down with... but here comes the Big Red Machine! Clothesline is DUCKED, and MAIKU kicks him in the back of the knee! Running to the dumpster... MAIKU pushing the dumpster towards Kane and hopping atop it! MAIKU runs... LEAPS... and MISSES THE KNEE DROPKICK! Kane moved at the last moment!

Beegee: ... then again...

Megan: Kane grabbing MAIKU by the hair and throwing him into the ring... along with an armful of goodies... Kane following and snagging the champ... BIG SCOOP SLAM hit! ANd Kane follows with a BIG legdrop! Kane going to the turnbuckle... I see a flying clothesline in MAIKU's future... the champ slow to rise... and here comes Kane, RIGHT INTO MAIKU's FOOT! A DEVESTATING kick drops Kane, giving MAIKU an opening... and he sees it! Running up the turnbuckle... LANDING BODY PRESS HITS KANE'S KNEES!

Beegee: A match full of reversals and counters... yeesh, no telling who's gonna come out on tope...

Megan: Both men are down... but Kane zombie-sits and looks over at MAIKU! Kane's up... and he gets a hold of MAIKU... tosses him to the corner! HUGE throat thrust connects! And another! And a BIG BOOT puts MAIKU flat on his face! Kane backing up... and signalling for the chokeslam!

Beegee: If MAIKU's not careful, he's gonna take a ride down south, FAST!

Megan: MAIKU up... CAUGHT! Up and DOWN! CHOKESLAM! Kane letting MAIKU know who's boss! And he's down... hook of the leg!

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THR--MAIKU cradles Kane up!

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THRE--Kane kicks free, MAIKU scampers away, and DAMN, Kane'd almost been suckered out of the match!

Beegee: No, it's not suckering. It's called awareness, and using your opponent's slack-ups to your advantage. Plain and simp.

Megan: Kane's still up, though, and MAIKU looks more than a bit stunned... Kane rushing in... MAIKU pushes him into the corner and follows... with a BIG neckbreaker! MAIKU backing up and grabbing the pipe from before as Kane stands... BIG SHOT to Kane's back! Kane's on his knees... and ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD staggers the Big Red Machine... MAIKU with ANOTHER shot to the stomach, and Kane drops! MAIKU... going to Kane's legs... what the... he locks in an elevated crab... but he's using the pipe to apply pressure on Kane's knees as well!

Beegee: Apply pressure... hell, he's trying to BREAK his knees!

Megan: Kane fighting to reach the ropes, but MAIKU just twists the pipe harder... there's no way... KANE'S TAPPING! KANE'S TAPPING!

"The winner, and STILL EAW Extreme Champion.... MAIKU!!!"

Beegee: Ouch... and MAIKU's not letting up, either!

Megan: ... for a reason! Kane's in terrible pain... and MAIKU lets up... he's looking under the ring for something... oh-no... OH NO!

Beegee: A can of gas and some matches... the bloody hell! He wasn't lying about sending Kane back to Hell!

Megan: MAIKU's dousing Kane with the gasoline.... waitasecond... Beegee, get back here! Dammit, she's gone to... to do something... Beegee's on the apron, and she's got MAIKU's attention... and a kick to the face! Ohman, Beegee's down... and MAIKU's got a match lit!

Beegee: ... -amnit... sorry about that... just my nature kicking i--OH SHIT!

Megan: KANE'S BURNING! KANE'S BURNING! The ref's trying to put him out with an extinguisher... but he's STILL writhing in agony... and MAIKU's leaving up the ramp like the coward he is... right into... SPAZZ?! Spazz... looking at MAIKU for a moment before leaving backstage again! What was that all about?!

Beegee: I dunno... Kane's not on fire anymore, but... the damage is done, at least psychologically... it doesn't look like much damage was done...

Megan: ... this is Megan Eko, along with Beegee Hyde, saying goodnight...

Beegee: Night, now... and remember... this is the EAW.

Scene switch to J.C. Stone... he's broken free of the cops! Still in his
Right costume minus the mask, he looks at the camera, eyes narrowed.


"... You were right, Shaed..." he says. "I f*bleep!*ed up. I brought
this all on myself... I did all this... I had all the potential in the
world... and I messed up... God, I messed up... I lost Neijessa... had
two chances to make it big... and I messed up... all of it..."


J.C. Stone sighs deeply, then looks to the camera. "I'm not as strong as
you, Shaed... never am... so I gotta take the coward's way out... I miss
her, Shaed... I miss Neijessa..."

J.C. Stone then pulls from off-camera... a .38 Special, wrested from one
of the policemen.


"... So I'm going to go to her." he says as he aims the gun to his
temple as we fade to black...
















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