Live from the Greensboro Colisseum in Greensboro, NC, it's Wednesday Night Mayhem!!
Live from the Greensboro Colisseum in Greensboro, NC, it's Wednesday Night Mayhem!!
much like the Riot Rulz arena it's something to behold; the whole arena
appears to be set in a deep level of Hell itself! Fire ignites from pits
along the stage area, the security railing resembling eroded copper
gates lined with skulls. The aisle and the stage resembles cobblestone
as well. Of course fans in attendance are eating this up, loving it as
their signs can attest. "BDTA=BLINK DON'T TRUST AUSTIN!" "KYOUKI SHOUJO
ARE THE CUTEST!" "TRIPLE H'S GAME NEEDS BATTERIES!" "YIFF ME, JASMINE!!"
and of course the always favorite "BIG SHOT FEARS ARIEL'S CUTENESS!
=^..^="
Megan: What a sight, isn't it?! Once more the strange and wonderful
technology of the Clan Justice allows us to create another unique
setting, this time for EAW Mayhem! We're live and Lilith, I... Lilith?
Lilith's back is to the camera... until she turns around and reveals her
face; her forehead's adorned with a red inverted triangle!!
Lilith: I'M A GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^!
Megan: o_O! You... huh?
Lilith: ^-^ It's true, it's true!! I found true love in Hera!!! Hera is
the one I truly love!! And that love allowed me to become a goddess!
Just like my sister!!! Yay me!!
Megan: ... And what are you the goddess of?
Lilith: Lust. ^^
Megan: ... Somehow I am not surprised... well, let's get going with our
first match...
Extreme Rules Match
The Right vs. "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave
(Note: Forgive the summarized version of this match ^^
Shaed and the Right went at it toe-to-toe... the Right managed to do
well with Shaed, who was studying the masked fanatic's moves intently.
The match went back and forth until Shaed was down, and Kane came out to
attack the Right for brutalizing Christina! Alex came out as well and
was about to lay out the Right with a steel chair, but struck Kane with
it instead as the Right ducked! A brawl ensued between Kane and Alex as
the Shaed/Right fight continued.
The fight went on until the Right got Shaed in a predictament where he
could use his submission hold, the Zero Tolerance. When from out of the
crowd came, of all people, David Flair!! The self-proclaimed Icon of EAW
struck the Right from behind with a crowbar, stunning him long enough
for Shaed to evade the Zero Tolerance, and deliver the Sudden Impact for
the 1-2-3! After the match Shaed, realizing exactly what David Flair
wanted, set up the match... David Flair Vs. the Right, Extreme Rules,
NEXT WEEK!!!
**Commercial Break**
"Ultra Mega" by Powerman 5000 cues up...
Lilith: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO EAW WEDNESDAY NIGHT MAYHEM!! HELLOALLUPNEXTSEVENVERSUSLADYJASMINEONEONONE!!!
Megan: Are you alright, Lilith? You seem a bit...excited.
Lilith: Of course I am...we're about to see Lady Jasmine tie it up with...uh...that cute android guy. You know...the one who STOLE MY AINAKO FROM ME!!! *sniff*
Megan: Taking it a bit hard?
Lilith: *sniff, sniff* *giggle* Maybe a little...but oh well, there'll be other cuties--we're still friends. I wonder if 7 has a telescoping--
Megan: Yes, I guess you really aren't taking it too hard.
Lilith: If I did, Ainako might be upset with me...
"The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, currently residing in Detriot, Michigan...he stands 5'11" and weighs in at 187 lbs--SEVEN!!
Megan: Formerly known as "Seventeen," and supposedly at full strength he's even STRONGER than Eighteen. I wonder why the change to Seven, though?
Lilith: Well, a guy named "Seventeen" would NEVER get any peace from girls--not that "Seven"'s so bad.
Megan: ...I guess I was asking for that.
Seven makes his way to the ring, although he looks dressed more for a street fight than a wrestling match.
Megan: It seems that Seven, like Eighteen, hasn't checked into wardrobe lately--opting to wrestle in street clothes.
Lilith: Worked for DDP--PEEP-PULLS CHAMP!
Megan: Noted--but for someone stronger than 18--he looks decidely frail...
Lilith: Well, bigger toys take bigger batteries--it's too save on energy. Besides, he'll be faster than Jasmine will be...but I'm rootin' for her, no doubt.
Megan: Jealous of Seven?
Lilith: Who wouldn't be?
"Wish" by Nine Inch Nails cues up...
Lilith: Here comes MY pick. Not that I'm bitter or anything--but WHIP 'EM GOOD!!
"And his opponent...from the Royal Palace of the planet Salusia--standing 6'5" and weighing in at 220 lbs--Lady Jasmine!!"
The nothing-short-of-Amazonian Lady Jasmine walks out onto the entranceway...in her rather skimpy ring attire.
Lilith: JAZZY!! JAZZY!! JAZZY!!
Megan: What will be most difficult perhaps of all is that Jasmine has NO CLUE exactly how Seven is going to fight--in fact, only minutes before the show was I briefed on some of his favorite ring techniques so I can call them correctly.
Lilith: Damn...we got only a minute or so until bell time--WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?!!?
Megan: ....she never asked, but I'm betting she's capable of handling anyone in EAW.
Jasmine springs over the top rope with ease, proving to be quite agile. Seven seems to have an unchanging expression on his face, with his hands on his pocket--the bell rings...
*ding, ding*
Megan: The bell rings, and they move towards the center of the ring...Seven seems to be walking away--charges in--clothesline ducked--hits the ropes--dropkick by Jasmine!! 7 quickly back up--Jasmine with arm dra--no, 7 with a headlock--wrenches the neck of Jasmine--going for a Bull--Jasmine shoves him off--to the ropes--hoisting him high overhead by the throat!!! Tosses him into the corner--COBRA STRIKES TO THE CHEST!! Seven not expecting that--charging in--back elbow on target!! Rolls him over--cover!
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ONE!
Kickout!
Lilith: WHOO-HOOO!! THAT's what I want to see...keepitup, Jazzy!!
Megan: Jasmine pulling up Seven--SEVEN WITH A HEADBUTT!! Another!! Jasmine's skull isn't too delicate either, but--ROUNDHOUSE KICK by Seven!! Fires her into the ropes--off the near ropes--FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Jasmine back up...Seven with a dropkick into the face!! Pulls her up by the head--delivering a series of right hands...now setting her up--reverse suplex coming u--Jasmine landing behind--waistlock--back elbow by Seven--ROUNDHOUSE to the back of the head--and goes for a DDT--blocked--Jasmine sends him to the corner--TWISTING MOONSAULT--that's the Fury's Rise!! And the leg hooked--
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Kickout by Jasmine!!
Lilith: Having an android land on you like that undoubtedly hurts a LOT more than a regular human body does.
Megan: Seven pulling up Jasmine, scoop and a--Jasmine behind--clothesline to the back of Seven's head!
Lilith: Jasmine, hey--fish around for an "Off" switch--that'll get ya the pinfall.
Megan: I don't believe he HAS one of those--Jasmine pulling up Seven--Seven reversing into an armwringer--into the jawbreak--NO, blocked by Jasmine--reversing--ARM LOCK SUPLEX by Lady Jasmine!! Pinning combination!!
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TWO!--no, kickout by Seven!
Lilith: LOOK OUT, JASMINE!!
Megan: Seven quickly up--kick aimed at her head misses--Jasmine catches the leg--snaps Seven over. Jasmine up--Seven ducks the clothesline--catches the arm--quickly up on the turnbuckle--rope walk--JUMPS OFF with a DDT onto Jasmine--the Thin Razor Line!! That could put her away--
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ONE!
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TWO!!
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--Jasmine kicks out--using her TAIL to spring her out of the cover...
Lilith: Almost forgot--she has an extra limb to use--how much can she bench with that tail?
Megan: If that was any indication, I dare think how much--but it doesn't look like it was her tail alone. Jasmine back up--sends Seven to the ropes--MILITARY PRESS OFF THE ROPES!!...INTO A FRONT SLAM!!! Amazing--Cover by Seven--
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TWO!
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NO!!--escape by Seventeen!
Lilith: Well, he's taking a lickin' alright...but he was built to last--I don't think you'll see a "Made in Taiwan" marking on his butt.
Megan: Jasmine charging in--quick spinning heel kick by Seven counters!! Seven up--sends Jasmine to the ropes--POWERSLAM counter by Seven!!
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ONE!
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TWO!
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Kickout!
Megan: Jasmine shoves off Seven...back up--right hands by Seven--Jasmine catches the fist of Seven--headbutt to Seven--short arm clothesline!--and--the CHOPPING BLOCK!! Jasmine pulls up the weakened Seven--set up--rights by Seven--trying to counter into a Hurracan--SITDOWN POWERBOMB from Jasmine!! Another pinning combination--
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TWO!
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NO!!!
Lilith: WHOO-HOOO!! Come on, Jazz you can do it!!
Megan: Catapult set up--but Seven springing up to his free leg--ENZIGIRI HEEL KICK!!...Jasmine knocked to the ropes...getting up now--REVERSE THRUST KICK by SEVEN!!!
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ONE!
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TWO!!!
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Hand on the ropes!!
Lilith: Nice save. ^_^
Megan: Seven up...goes to the opposite ropes...Seven charging in--back body drop by Jasmine!! Seven lands on the apron...grabs Jasmine by the back of the neck--Jasmine snaps his throat down across the ropes!! Jasmine up--grabs Seven by the neck--Seven falling off the--
Lilith: AHHH!! She grabbed him by the scarf--dropped him!!
Megan: Jasmine trying to continue the offense--but inadvertantly almost lynched Seven with that scarf--not something you should wear in a match anyway, especially against opportunistic wrestlers--but Jasmine didn't mean to do that...
Lilith: She's going outside and helping him up--FOLLOW UP!! Don't let him recover!!
Megan: Seven battling back--I guess he's not at all harmed--going for a waistlock--hiptoss by Jasmine counters!! Jasmine rolls him inside...
Lilith: He's up AGAIN?! Yeesh...I think his battery still has a bit too much juice in it...
Megan: Drop TAIL hold from Seven stops Jasmine--pulling her up--sends her to the ropes--HIGH KNEE into the midsection!! Springing up on the top rope--and lands on Jasmine with a Superfly splash!!
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ONE!
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TWO!
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Th--NO!!
Lilith: *whew* That's a relief...but someone of Seven's weight--wouldn't that be like a fly landing on Jasmine?
Megan: If it was a human? Maybe...a cyborg--that's a different matter--Seven's denser than he looks.
Lilith: That's not nice to say about him, Megan--Ainako might get upset.
Megan: I'm talking about mass, Lilith, not intelligence.
Lilith: Oh..yeah...that's right. :P
Megan: Seven pulling up Jasmine--set up--NO, backdrop counter by Jasmine!! Jasmine hits the ropes--Seven ducks under--Jasmine hits the opposite ropes--Seven jumps up--TAIL SWEEP by Jasmine--into an Irish Whip...catches Seven off the ropes--INDISCRIMINATE JUSTICE!!! Jasmine hooks the leg!!!
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TWO!
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THREE!!!
*ding, ding*
"Wish" plays again as we fade to break...
Lilith: So, Megan, what do you think of the new design? *Lilith points to her forehead*
Megan: Erm, it matches your outfit.. anyhow, Michael Connelly and Kairi Lyger are already in the ring, to start their match off.
*ding, ding, ding*
Megan: Kairi starts off with a clothesline to Michael, Michael kippup--Kairi goes for another clothesline, ducked my Mikey, and a neckbreaker to Lyger! Michael whips Lyger to the ropes, and a single-man flapjack! Michael with a FIgure Four Pin!
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Megan: Kickout! Lyger up and strikes Code Red with a spinning heel kick. Lyger takes Michael to the corner... and a monkey flip--wait, Code Red reveresed it--Lyger's on the top rope, now! Michael with a spin crescent kick!.. Kairi ducked, and Michael is croutched on the ropes! Kairi positions himself behind Michael-- NOO!! Kairi with a reverse Two-Handed Lygerbomb on Michael to the outside!
Lilith: Ouchies... Oseiko will have to do a lot of cuddling after this one to Michael.
Megan: She might, Lyger rolling Michael into the ring.. Lyger on the apron--springboard-- CODE RED WITH A SPEAR IN MID-AIR!! Michael to the top rope-- Michael-sault--Lyger got up, but Michael landed on his feet... Lyger with a kick to Michael's gut-- TWO HANDED LYGERBOMB!! COVER!!
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Megan: Thr-- Kickout from Connelly! Lyger isn't done yet, though... Lyger has Michael up in a suplex position.. could be going for the Lygerspike--Michael slips behind him--CRIMSON TIDE!! Pin!
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Megan: Lyger got a shoulder up! Michael picks up Kairi.. sends him to the ropes-- SPEAR!!--Kairi leapfrogged, though! Michael rolls through the spear, but Kairi behind him.. roll-up! Michael quickly escapes, but Kairi is quickly on him. Lyger whips him to the ropes--back body drop--wait, Michael stopped beforehand-- piledriver set up! Lyger with a DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! Pulls up Michael...suplex--blocked by Micheal--Lyger overpoweri -- LYGER SPIKE
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Megan: Kairi won cleanly over Michael in this fast-paced matchup!
Winner by pinfall >>> Kairi Lyger
"Awake" by Godsmack cues up, as the ref raises Kairi's hand, as Mayhem takes a commercial break.
*Commercial Break-- Test doing a X-Box Promo, after that a special EAW-Commercial shows Triple H smashing a X-Box with a sledgehammer*
Triple H: EAW... "Attitude!!"
After commercials, we come back to the announce table, where Megan and Lilith are seated...
Megan: ...and WE'RE BACK--so enough of discussing things that really shouldn't be discussed on air, Lilith.
Lilith: Yeah, yeah. :P
Megan: Our main event is up next, featuring Triple H defending the International Title--
YOUR PAIN, OR YOUR BRAIN" size= +10>
"Symphony of Destruction" cues up. Rash, wearing a Tuxedo and carrying a flower, comes out from the back...
Lilith: Oseiko isn't getting her title shot? Awww...
Megan: Well, she's supposed to--why exactly Rash is out here I don't know--it's not on my format.
Lilith: Mine neither--of course, I doodled pictures all over mine...
Megan: LILITH!! COVER THAT UP!!
Rash high fives a fan with a "Megan Should Show Us Puppies" makes his way torwards the announce table (on Megan's side).
Megan: Uh-oh...
Lilith: A tux and symbiotic suit makes for an odd clash--but I like it!!
Rash: *putting on a headset* --ank you, Lilith...
Lilith: And what an nice tie you're wearing!
Megan: That's his tongue, Lilith.
Lilith: Oh...wondering why it was so wet.
Rash : For you...
Rash offers the rose to Megan.
Megan: Why...thank you...Rash.
Lilith: Rash's got a crush! Rash's got a crush!!
Rash: Uh...ahem..sure, Lilith.
Megan: Umm...this is rather improper, don't you think--while I'm here getting ready to comment--
Lilith: Well, that's what commercial breaks are for!!
Megan: We just had one, Lilith.
Lilith: Oh.
Rash: Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Megan: Isn't "Baby" currently with--
Rash: That's my host!! Sure, we're close--very close--but I'm a totally different--
Megan: Well, dispite this being inappropiate...it's..
Lilith: Yeah...wouldn't you be technically using your host's body if you were to do the vertical lambada with Megsie here?
Megan: LILITH!!!
"Ride On Shooting Star" by the Pillows cues up...
Rash: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Megan: ....
Lilith: STRIKE 2!! Swingbattabattaswing!!
Rash: And I can't even get a man on first.
Lilith: I thought you were trying to get Megan?
Megan: *groan*
Rash: Aw, you know what I mean.
"Up next, is tonight's main event--for the EAW International Championship!! Introducing first, from the forests of Hokkaido in Japan, accompanied by Michael Connelly--she stands 5'7" and weighs 117 lbs....Oseiko!!
Lilith: You're blushing, Megsie...
Megan: Because I've never been so embarassed in my life...
Lilith: What ab--
Megan: ...by anyone else besides you.
Lilith: Oh, that's better. 
Lilith: Here comes Oseiko and Mikey!! Aww...isn't that sweet...walking arm-in-arm like that? They make a really cute couple. Always together, always understanding each other, always busy doing it...
Megan: And the 9:45 Pervert Express, right on time!!
Lilith: But of course!
Megan: This neither the time, nor the place...I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline for the time being.
Rash: Oh well...guess I'll just have to try some other time.
Megan: Terrific...
Lilith: Br-br-br-brrr-brrrrr--isn't it cold in here or is it just you?
Megan: Well, pardon me for not being some hormone-charged succubus.
Lilith: Forgiven...you know, I saw a girl who looked JUST LIKE you Megan...the look and everything. She was playing this librarian...and this dude brought in an overdue book, and she, well..
Megan: Ha-ha...no, definitely wasn't me.
Lilith: Didn't say she was you--your boobs or nicer. OTHER THAN THAT--
Rash: Awwww...Mikey giving her a little peck on the cheek before her match.
Lilith: Well, Regal's done that before--it was Vince and it was a different cheek, but still made me feel really good.
"Primal Concrete Sledge" by Pantera cues up, and the cheering crowd grows even louder--if only due to the person accompanying the entering wrestler...
"Her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by the Nature Boy Ric Flair, is the defending EAW International Champion!! From Greenwich, Connecticut, he stands 6'4" and weighs in at an even 250 lbs--"The Decadent", Hunter Hearst Helmsley!!!"
Rash: BOOOO!! BOOOOO!! BOOOO!!!
Lilith: Hey, I LIKE him...well, some aspects of him I don't, but--he's got HERA--so he can't be SO bad...
Rash: Who who guys rooting for?
Lilith: I dunno...
Megan: I have an obligation to be as unbiased in my commentary as possible--but personally I am NOT a Triple H fan. Triple H making his way to the ring with the International Title...handing it to Flair...
"Primal Concrete Sledge" fades out...
Megan: Mike Chioda signals for the bell--and here we go!!
Megan: And the champion wasting no time--letting a series of rights fly--the challenger sent to the ropes--knee into the midsection--doubles her over in a crumpled heap. Hunter pulling her up by the hair--TOSSING her into the corner by the hair--stomping away viciously--boot across the chin. Nothing fancy in these opening moments from Helmsley.
Lilith: Well, Oseiko's a slipperly one--sends her into the corner!!
Megan: Oseiko springs off--lands behind Hunter--waistlock--runs backward into the ropes--runs towards the opposite ropes--Oseiko ducks the clothesline--Hunter with a knee--NO, Oseiko catches it--trips up Hunter with a sweep kick!! Hunter sitting up--Oseiko off the ropes--ROLLING NECK SNAP!! Hunter pulls himself up--Oseiko with a kick to the left leg of Helmsley...grabs the arm--back hook ki--caught by HELMSLEY!! DRIVES the knee into the mat--and a knee stomp from Hunter!! Pulls her up...scoop and a slam--cover by Helmsley!!
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Kickout!
Lilith: Hunter trying to beat poor Oseiko senseless--set up--NO, Oseiko escapes--knee to the midsection of Hunter..crescent kick across the ribs--Oseiko to the ropes--SPINNING HEADSCISSORS Takeover!!
Rash: Hunter's shaken up--Oseiko up to capitalize--Oseiko hits the near rop--LOW BRIDGE by Flair!! Oseiko over the top--grabs a hold of the top rope--trying to flip back in--
Megan: BUT her legs caught by Helmsley!! Swings her up--Hunter setting her up--OUTSIDER'S EDGE by Helmsley!!!
Lilith: Whoa...that's a move you don't see often lately.
Megan: Unless you're Scott Hall's AA counselor. Hunter not moving very fast to make a cover...comes off the ropes--drops the knee across the sternum! And a cover!
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Tw--kickout!
And Hunter's...laughing?
Rash: Not exactly taking this match seriously, is he?
Lilith: Nope...Hunter pulling up Oseiko...setting her up...high vertical suplex--DROPS her in the center of the ring--lays on top of her...
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TWO!
Kickout!
Megan: Hunter pulls Oseiko up...setting her up for a catapult--launches her--RIGHT into the fist of Ric Flair!!
Lilith: Chioda rather pissed about that...
Rash: But the crowd loving it...Flair can do NO wrong here!
Megan: Sadly true...Flair just smiling proudly at what he's done--SPEAR from CONNELLY!! SPEAR FROM CONNELLY!
Lilith: Go Mikey, go!!
Megan: The hot-tempered Michael Connelly just spearing Flair nearly out of his expensive Italian shoes, and hammering away on him now...
Rash: Ooooh...the crowd is NOT happy now. I think a lynch mob is forming...
Megan: Connelly returning to his half of the ring...Hunter pulling up Oseiko--Oseiko with a jawbreaker on Hunter!! Coming alive now...Hunter getting up--Oseiko with a Standing Dropkick!! Back up--BUZZSAW KICK right to the temple of Helmsley, and looks like Oseiko is coming back strong....off the ropes again--ROLLING SPLASH onto Hunter!!! And a cover....
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ONE!
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T--SHOULDER UP!
Rash: Aww...too bad...but Oseiko pulling up Hunter...and--SNAP SUPLEX--although she had a rough time pulling it off.
Lilith: Well, Hunter's a big man--in more ways than one.
Megan: Yeah, it takes a really big man to double team Oseiko.
Lilith: Well, that's just his way. I don't like it, but I expect it...
Megan: Oseiko pulling up Hunter again--another suplex--NO! This one blocked by Hunter--scoops her up onto his shoulders--SAMOAN DROP!! Hunter pulling her up--that seems to have knocked the wind out of her--KNEEBREAKER executed--and locking on an Achilles' Hold to follow up.
Rash: Come on, Oseiko!!
Megan: Oseiko crawling towards the ropes--pulling herself up to one leg--reversal--ROLL THROUGH!!--and Oseiko with a submission of her own!!--but Hunter gets to the ropes!!
Lilith: Darn...Oseiko back up...pulling up Hunter--BACKDROP center of the ring..now going for a Camel Clutch!!
Megan: Weaking the upper back area for her own submission...that's the gameplan...because she isn't really looking for a pinfall if she can win by submission. Hunter trying to fight out of it--Oseiko wrenches on it more--modifies now...Dragon Sleeper position--drops the neck and upper back down across her knee---Hunter repositioning himself--SUPLEXES her over!! Oseiko back up--Hunter catches the leg of Oseiko--BACK HEEL KICK ENZUI GIRI!! Pulls up Hunter--sends him to the ropes--Hunter catches her--REVERSE NECKBREAKER!! Hunter with a cover!
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KICKOUT!
Rash: Oseiko in trouble--Hunter with a series off knees to the midsection--sends her to the ropes--Oseiko catches the ropes--both feet to the face of Hunter--Hunter dazed--KUMO NO SASU!!! Oseiko with the cover!
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Kickout!
Lilith: WOW!! Amazing...you can do it Oseiko!!
Megan: Oseiko pulling up Hunter--Hunter with a small package!!
Lilith: NOT TRUE!
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Kickout!
Rash: Oseiko kicking out...Hunter setting her up--Oseiko slips free--back heel kick!! Hunter up--Oseiko with the--KOOMOOCHIKOO!!
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KICKOUT!!
Megan: And that's "Kumouchikomu," Rash.
Rash: Well, that's why you have this job and I don't. ^_^
Megan: Oseiko looking frustrated--she through for SURE that would have gotten her the win--but she still will be looking for that submission hold...Oseiko pulls up Hunter...sends him to the ro--IRISH WHIP--CHIN CRUSHER by Helmsley!!
Rash: Damn, damn, damn!! I wanted to see her win!!
Lilith: Isn't over until the chunky lady sings....O-SEIK-O!! O-SEIK-O!!!
Megan: Hunter with the catapult--snaps the neck of Oseiko across the bottom rope!! Hunter drags her away from it, cover by Helmsley!!--FLAIR grabs the foot
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TWO!!
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TH--MICHAEL DECKS FLAIR!! MICHAEL DECKS FLAIR!! And Oseiko with the kick out!!
Lilith: But the crowd's getting ugly...er.
Megan: Hunter trying to tell Flair to leave it alone--Flair taking off his jacket...Oseiko getting up...sneaking from behind--
Lilith: HUNTER WITH A KNEE TO THE JAW!! Ouch...
Megan: And Hunter still distracted...Oseiko up--Hunter turns around--kick to the midsection of Oseiko!! Pedigree set up--blocked by Oseiko--she frees her arms--PEDIGREE COUNTERED!! MODIFIED FACEBUSTER!!--Oseiko grabbing the legs of Hunter...the KUMO NO AMIMONO!!!
Rash: The what?
Lilith: That move she's doing to Hunter now. :P
Rash: Oh...
Megan: Hunter trying to fight it....reaching for the ropes...reaching...Oseiko keeping it locked on...applying more pressure--HUNTER'S TAPPING!! HUNTER'S TAPPING!!
*ding, ding*
Megan: Oseiko has done it!! New International Champion!! But more than that, she got revenge for Akiko...
Lilith: Hunter's up--and--CLOTHESLINE on Oseiko?!
Hunter demands a mic...
Hunter: What the **** was that?
He grabs the referee by the shirt collar roughly.
Hunter: I was REACHING FOR THE F***ING ROPES!!!
The referee shakes his head.
Hunter: You sorry piece of s*bleep*
Hunter then sets up the referee---PEDIGREEING him in the center of the ring...
Lilith: Uh oh...looks like what goes around--
Megan: Michael from behind--SET UP--CONDITION RED!! CONDITION RED!!
Lilith: Goes around...
Megan: Michael helping Oseiko out of the ring...helping the referee out of the ring...and Flair's furious...getting in to check on Helmsley...
"Ride On Shooting Star" by the Pillows cues up as Flair helps up Hunter, but Hunter shakes him off, refusing the help...