We open to a jam-packed Hartford Civic Center...signs visible in the crowd tonight: "HHH is on juice!" "HHH fears da Juice!" "Regals write Raw!" "Kane is a Murderuh!" "Molly is my Goddess", "Morrigan is Heyman's Mamacita!", "Eighteen: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal!", "Can Spazz pass The Test?", "MARRY ME MEGAN!", "Austin Fears Hair!", "Itte Kimasu promos are made by Queers!", "Oseiko and Akiko in...HLA! ASIAN STYLE!", "American Angels: Keeping the dream alive!" "BROCK FEARS THE CAST!" "I'M KENNY ROGERS!!!" "ASS IN MY FACE! SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY, JIM!"

Megan: Welcome everyone to EAW Mayhem! I'm Megan Eko, along with Paul Heyman...

Paul: Manager of THE NEXT BIG THING BROCK LESNAR! WWE Champion! Who you will see end the career of the Undertaker LIVE on Pay Per View at WWE NO MERCY!! THIS SUNDAY!!

Megan: And...thank you Paul. You've earned your extra shillings for shilling now.

Paul: Hey, it's hard work working for two companies! You try it sometime! You know, Smackdown may have an opening for PBP person...

Megan: I'm happy here, thank you very much.

Paul: Come on, try it! Funaki thinks your VERY hot! Numba one EAW announca!

Megan: Hee--tell him I'm flattered, but I'm staying right here.

Paul: Bah...

*Sound of shattering glass*

Paul: GAH! O_O *hides under the desk*

"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed cues up..

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen...special guest color commentator for the evening...STOOOOOONE COOOOOLD...STEEEEEVE AUSTIN!!

Megan: Well, this is an unexpected surprise, I must say...

Paul: WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!?!

Megan: You heard the announcement--they said that he's here to commentate with us.

Paul: HE DOESN'T BELONG OUT HERE!! *sigh*

Megan: Welcome, Steve!

Steve: *putting on headset* Thanks, Meg--testing, testing...one, two, WHAT?! Three?! CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME?!

Megan: Way too loud, and clear, Steve.

Steve: Okay, great...special guest commentator here, STOOOONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! Let's get this sumbitch rollin'...

"Conflict" by Disturbed cues up...

Megan: And here comes...I don't even want to talk about this low-life...

Paul: Bah...he's a bonafide superstar, superhero, and the InNOVAtor!

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and will be a TLC pinfall-or-submission-only contest. Introducing first, from Silicon Valley, California, accompanied by Crysta...standing 5'10" and weighing in at 220 pounds...NOOOOVA!

Steve: Sorry sumbitch he is...yeesh, trying to 2-time on Molly like that.

Paul: Yeah, kinda like when you were fooling around with Lady Blossom behind Chris Adams' back...

Steve: WHAT?!?!

Paul: Er, my favorite Saved by the Bell character is Zack.

Steve: ....

Megan: Hooboy...

Nova makes his way to the ring, already preparing by yanking out tables from under the ring, and setting a ladder up on the apron. Crysta carries a few silver plated chairs, and slides them into the ring.

Paul: TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS!! ALL OF IT, GUARANTEED UP NEXT!!

Megan: I can't guarantee that this will be too pretty--we're likely to see some amazing offense, but this is a very risky style of match.

Steve: Damn right. Ol Stone Cold fell off a ladder one time while fixin' a roof, and it hurt like a bitch. Now, factor in the steel chairs...WHAT?!...the tables...WHAT?!...taller ladders, short ladders, steel steps, ringposts, aprons. WHAT?! Steel this n' that, the danger of fallin' in Heyman's big mouth flappin' over here...

Paul: *cough*andofcourseyours*cough*

Steve: WHAT?!

Paul: When it rains, it pours.

Steve: Yer really pushin' it, tubbo.

"1996" by Marilyn Manson cues up. Nexus and Stigmata quickly stomp out from the back.

Capetta: And from Jigsaw...accompanied to the ring by Stigmata...standing 6'9" and weighing in at 300 pounds: NEXUS!!

Megan: Nexus trying to enter the ring--leaps off the apron to avoid the chairshot from Nova. Referee Tommy Sato backing him away and ordering him to drop the chair...Nexus sliding into the ring--Nova trying to shove him out of the way--NEXUS WITH A BIG BOOT!!

Paul: And the match starting a bit early! Nexus stomping at Nova!!

STAND BACK!
THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!!

The crowd goes wild as "Dare" by Stan Bush cues up...

Capetta: And from Raleigh, North Carolina...standing 6'0" and weighing in at 210 pounds...THE HURRICANE!!

Steve: Hurricane--a big Stone Cold fan by the way, coming out, but doesn't seem to be in a major rush towards the ring, instead watching Nova getting his ass whooped here!

Megan: And one can't blame him really for that, because he may not be in any hurry to get in the ring with Nexus either, maybe hoping Nexus cools off a bit...

Paul: No no...Hurricane's getting there!

HOLY SIDEKICKS, HURRICANE!
IT'S MIGHTY MOLLY!

"Supergirl" by Shonen Knife cues up.

Capetta: Aaaand finally, from Mobile, Alabama...standing 5'7"--weight unknown--MIGHTY MOLLY!!

Paul: So that's it--he's waiting for Molly! And now getting up on the apron--holding open the ropes for her!

Nexus pulls up Nova to his feet, and shoves him into the corner, kicking him in the midsection. As Molly enters the ring, Nexus leaves the corner and charges towards her. Hurricane shoves Molly out of the way and throws up a heel kick that catches him in the chin!!

Steve: Hurricane unloading a can of whoopass of his own!!

Megan: And this match starting off explosively--Hurricane from behind as Nexus gets up, and DROPKICKS him in the back of the legs!! Hurricane pulls him up by the head--

Nova grabs the silver-covered chair and stalks towards them...

Steve: Nova lookin' ready to lay Nexus the hell out--

Megan: NO!!

Instead Nova lays out the HURRICANE!! Nexus gets up in a daze, and THEN Nova blasts him with the steel chair. He gives a brief glance over to Molly, before picking up Nexus, and shoving him into the corner...as Hurricane shakes the cobwebs out on all fours, Nova jumps up onto his back and dropkicks Nexus into the face. Nova rolls over, favoring his back, and Nova drop toe holds Nexus, sending him head-first into the crotch of Hurricane!!

Paul: LOW BLOW BY NEXUS ON HURRICANE!!

Steve: And that's what I don't like about dogs, tryin' to sniff your crotch all the time.

Megan: Nova planned that out well, with Molly looking on...Nova pulling up Nexus to his feet--whips him into the ropes now--Nova hits the near ropes--CROSS BODY--CAUGHT BY NEXUS!! Twists him around into a side slam!!

Nexus stalks towards Molly, she slaps him, with only makes him smile. He grabs her by the hair, hoists her up in a suplex, and drops her down in a brainbuster! He pulls her up again, holding her up in a lifting chokehold. Nova attacks him from behind, and her drops Molly...

Megan: Hurricane attacking Nexus...Hurricane up now, and grabbing that ladder from the apron. He swings--

Steve: FLOORS BOTH OF THEM SUMBITCHES!!

Hurricane whips Nexus into the corner as he gets up, then pulls up Nova and whips him in after him. Picking up the ladder, he rams it like a battering ram into the gut of Nova. That doubles him over, and Hurricane steps back. Then, with another running start--

Megan: HURRICANE HURLING THAT LADDER LIKE A JAVELIN INTO THE FACE OF NEXUS!!!

Steve: SON OF A--

Paul: NOW THAT...IS EXTREEEEME!

Hurricane goes up on the top rope, and when Nova gets up to his feet, he catches him with the flipping neckbreaker. As Nexus starts to get up Hurricane grabs him from behind on a waistlock, looking to suplex him onto the ladder. Nexus grabs the ropes to stop it, and then uses his tail to put him off balance, and escapes. Nexus sends him into the ropes and back body drops him onto the ladder. He clotheslines Nova as he begins to stand up, then hoists the ladder overhead...spinning it around, and F5ing it right onto both Hurricane and Nova!!

Paul: F5!!! F5!!! NEXUS TAKING A PAGE FROM THE BOOK OF THE NEXT BIG THING, AND F5ING THAT LADDER RIGHT ON TOP OF THE OPPOSITION!!!

Steve: But if you think Brock's gonna do that to me--eh-eh! That just ain't gonna happen.

Megan: And now Nexus stalking towards Molly!!

The rather fresh Molly gets back into the ring, not backing down, and stands chest-to-stomach with Nexus. He sneers, and offers the test of strength--she goes for it--GRABS THE LEG ON THE CHEAP KICK attempt!! Molly then dropkicks the knee of Nexus!! He's knocked off balance--whip into the corner--somersault into a backspring elbow by Molly! Nexus stumbles out of the corner in a daze, and Molly springs off the second rope and catches him with a DDT!! Asai Moonsault onto Nexus...

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Hurricane and Nova begin to get up--each grabbing a side of the ladder. As Nexus gets up, Hurricane signals for her to drop down--Nexus turns around, and is clotheslined with the ladder!!

Megan: Nexus just FLATTENED with that superhero-powered ladder to the chest!

Paul: NOVA AND HURRICANE WORKING AS A TEAM!! AT LAST!!

Steve: Don't expect it to last long, Paul. And D.T.N. to Hurricane--don't trust Nova.

Hurricane sets up the ladder, and as he's stabilizing it, Nova begins to climb. Hurricane argues with him, but Nova ignores him--he goes up top--

Megan! SWANTON BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! Cover by Nova...

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Paul: Hurricane off the ladder--Nova moves out of the way!!--GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON NEXUS!!

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Steve: Nova makes the save for Nexus?! WHAT?!"

Nova picks up Nexus, setting him up for the Novacaine--Hurricane decks him in the back of the head, and begins arguing with him again...the two have a shoving and yelling match, as Nexus reaches for the steel chair (only the seat is covered with silver).

He picks it up and gets up--

Megan: NEXUS BLASTS MOLLY IN THE LOWER BACK WITH THAT CHAIR!!

Paul: Wha?! He did--and now--NOVA DOWN!! HURRICANE DOWN!! Nexus cleaning house!!

Nexus grabs Molly by the hair, and slowly pulls her up...setting her up in a powerbomb position, he hoists her up and powerbombs her twice...then takes a running start, and powerbombs her out of the ring, onto the ringside table that Nova set up!!

The crowd boos Nexus heavily, as he just takes a bow. Stigmata claps for him, and he steps over the top rope and hops down to the ringside area...

Megan: Nexus reaching under the ring and--he's going to set up another table!?

Paul: Tables now! Ladders and chairs have already come into play--truth in advertising folks!

Nova comes out of his daze and rushes up to the top rope--leaping off towards Nexus--Nexus catches him in MIDAIR!! Hoisting him over his head, and then dropping him right down onto the padding. Nexus pulls Molly from the rubble, keeping an eye on Hurricane as he gets up...he hoists up Molly , dropping her down on his knee with a backbreaker. Attempts an irish whip--but Molly reverses--sending him into the steal. She grabs him by the mane and rams his head into the apron--BASEBALL SLIDE by HURRICANE HITS!! Nexus staggers away, and slumps on the safety railing. Hurricane vaults over the top rope, hitting a plancha on Nova!! Hurricane slides into the ring and pulls out the ladder, then goes up to the top...leaps off and hits an axhandle to the upper back. Hurricane then climbs back up the ladder as Nexus is laid out--Nova dives at the ladder!!

*KRUNCH!*

Megan: HURRICANE THROUGH THE TABLE!!

Paul: That's TWO tables gone!! Nova folding the ladder up, and climbing onto the apron--leaping off--

Steve: NEXUS AVOIDS IT AS NOVA TAKES A SPILL!! Nova getting up--Nexus grabs him by the throat--up and a CHOKESLAM ONTO THE LADDER!! HOLY! SH*T!!!

The crowd chants to echo Stone Cold's sentiments...Hurricane begins to get up, and Nexus picks her up, and suplexes him onto the ladder. He pulls out another table, and begins to set it up. Molly attacks Nexus, dropkicking him onto--but not through the table. Sets him up in a bulldog--springs up onto apron--goes for it through the table--BACK SUPLEXED onto the mat!! Hurricane gets up, and grabs a steel chair...smashes it into the back of Nexus, then helping up Molly.

Megan: Molly getting up on the apron--and a version of the Rocket Launcher on top of Nexus!!

Paul: An old-school move within the hardcore chaos!! Cover on Nexus!

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Steve: Hurricane's signalling for it now--grabbing Nexus by the throat and picking him up--CHOKESLAM TIME--NOVA MAKING THE SAVE!?! Picking up Nexus now--over the shoulder--Hurricane attacking Nova now!! Nexus running over BOTH of them with a clothesline after getting up!!

Nexus grabs Molly and attempts a powerbomb, but she reverses into a Hurracanrana!! She goes back up onto the apron--and as Nexus gets up--

Megan: MOLLY GO ROUND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Paul: Molly with the pin--Nova and Hurricane piling onto him!!

Try as Nexus might, with roughly about 450 pounds conconcrated on him, pinning his shoulders to the mat, he couldn't kickout...

Steve: THREE!! WHAT?!?!

Megan: NEXUS IS OUT OF THE MATCH!!

Capetta: Nexus has been eliminated!

As Nexus gets up, he goes wild, cheapshotting all of his opponents, before stalking back towards the back, Stigmata in tow...

Megan: Down to three participants...all of them down...

Molly is the first up, and rolls back into the ring. As Hurricane and Nova get up, they start slugging at each other, Crysta cheers on Nova--Hurricane begins to get the advantage, and sends Nova tumbling into the steel steps. Dragging the ladder near him, Hurricane puts Nova's chest between the two sides of the ladder, and jumps off the apron, stomping it and sandwiching him between it.

Nova pulls himself out of it, and Hurricane sets him up for a suplex--Nova reverses, and suplexes him stomach first across the safety railing! Nova quickly capitalizes, and grabs the ladder, swinging it downward and crashing across Hurricane's back. He pulls up the protective padding, and locks on an inverted half nelson...wrenching at it as he pulls Hurricane back into the ringside area, then dropping him onto the concrete.

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Hurricane is pulled back up, and Nova goes for a suplex--Hurricane counters with a jawbreaker, then puts Nova in a hammerlock...then turns it into a Russian Leg Sweep onto the ladder!!

Hurricane tosses Nova back into the ring, and grabs a steel chair--and hits an Arabian facebuster!!

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Hurricane tosses Nova into the corner, and sets him up for the Diamond Dust--Nova manages to block, and does a jumping Atomic Drop from the top rope. As Hurricane gets up, Nova kicks him in the stomach...sets him up, and hits the DEEP IMPACT!! Molly..makes the save?!

Megan: Molly pulling Nova off the Hurricane...Nova telling her to get out of his way...

Paul: Hurricane getting up, Nova grabbing him by the mask--set up for a suplex--Hurricane landing behind--BACK SUPLEX!! Both of them landing on the steel chair!!

Steve: Molly looking confused...but...lateral press on BOTH OF THEM?!

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*ding, ding, ding*

Capetta: Nova and the Hurricane have been eliminated...the winner of this match...Mighty Molly!!

"Supergirl" by Shonen Knife plays again.

Steve: I really mean this: WHAT??!

Megan: A bizarre turn of events--Molly has won this match, even though she hasn't participated much in it and was hanging back--but chose the right moment.

Paul: Shocking...all I can say...

Megan: Well, Crysta getting in the ring, and looks like we have another argument...Nova and Crysta looking to be leaving now.

Steve: Good riddance ta lousy trash...eh, gonna go get myself a few beers and a hot dog or three. Behave yourself, Heyman...

Paul: Er...sure...

Megan: We'll be back in a few minutes folks...stay tuned for more Mayhem!!

**Commercial Break**

Megan: Welcome back to Mayhem...we're moments away...wait...I'm told that The Hurricane has a special announcement backstage.

We open up to the backstage area, where Hurricane is looking to the camera. "Well...seems that nothing was settled in that match, was it?" he says, looking to the camera. "Nova...we took out Nexus and taught him a lesson. But that doesn't settle things between us." he says, looking. "And damnit, it's gonna end. So Nova? You and I...I don't care if you have another match...you and I are facing each other...AAA RULES!" he says, glaring. "That is, if you're man enough to accept." he says, then gets up to leave.

"Not so fast..." a voice speaks out from off-camera. The camera pans over and shows Eighteen! "... Greg. We need to talk..." she says icily.

He blinks, surprised. "Eighteen...hi." he says. "Don't you have a match to prepare for?"

"I do... but first..." she walks right up to the Hurricane. "Just what the hell're you thinking?! Leaving Crysta out there like that?!! It was a miracle that I found her at all flying overhead!!"

He sighs. "I was angry at her...in a way she hurt Molly." he says. "I don't think straight when things like that happen. Besides, I figured someone like Nova could hear her with super hearing." he says, getting ready to leave.

"Apologize then..." Eighteen says. "Right now. Apologize to Crysta and to me for being such an idiot then."

"I'll appologise to you, but for what Crysta did to Molly..." he looks Eighteen straight in the eyes. "She DESERVED what I did." he says, very serious about that.

"She did NOT." Eighteen says. "You honestly think Nova and Crysta did this just to mess up you and Molly?! She made a mistake! And you accuse her of some kind of plan?! Apologize now!!"

"She tempted him." he says, going to pass by her. "She should have thought better about it. Besides that...if she really didn't like me like I thought she did, why wouldn't she come out and ADMIT it?" he says, angrilly. "I'm out of here." he says, going to leave.

"NO." She suddenly appears right in front of Hurricane! "You WILL apologize to my best friend right here, right now. Do I make myself clear?!!"

He sighs. "Eighteen, you need better friends than her." he says, going to leave UPWARDS now.

"..." Eighteen suddenly grabs Hurricane by the legs and slams him hard in a bearhug front slam! So hard the floor under him cracks!!

He grunts out in pain, getting up...having powered up right in time. "I don't have time for this Eighteen, I have more important things to deal with, and so do you." he says, trying to leave again.

"Damn you, you WILL apologize!!" Eighteen grabs Hurricane and flings him through a wall, to the parking lot next door!!! She steps through the hole and looks around. "I'll make you apologize to Crysta even if I have to beat it out of you!!"

Hurricane is there, glaring. "It's come to this? Just because I have a disagreement you're going to try to rip me appart? I thought that you were better than that, Eighteen." he says, looking sad for her. "Crysta doesn't make you apologize to Nova, does she?"

"This is different!!" Eighteen says. "DAMMIT, Greg! Don't be so bull-headed!! Crysta never meant for this to happen!! It was a mistake and she's sorry!! Apologize now! I don't want to hurt you!!!"

He glares. "She has to apologise to Molly before I EVER apologise to her." he says. "You know how you felt when you heard Blink wanted to break up with you? Multiply that by ten and you'll have how Molly felt that night." he says...looking like he's going to cry. "She didn't deserve what happened to her."

"AND CRYSTA DIDN'T DESERVE WHAT YOU SAID TO HER!!!!" And Eighteen fires a blast of energy at the Hurricane!!

Hurricane takes it full on...smacking against a wall...and just looks wearily at Eighteen...not saying anything just yet.

"APOLOGIZE!!" Eighteen grabs a car... lifting it easily by the front bumper as she's beginning to cry. "SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO STAY DEAD, GOD DAMN YOU!!!! SHE DOESN'T!!!!!!"

"Fine...I'm sorry I said that!" he says, sighing...and just waits to be hit, feeling it's coming anyway.

Eighteen pauses for a moment... then drops the car upside down to the floor. "... Don't cross me or Crysta again." And with that, she turns away, fists clenched as she exits the parking lot.

Hurricane sighs. "I just hope that neither of them end up like Nova did." he says, brushing himself off to leave.

We come back to the announcer's table, where we see the commentators blinking.

Megan: Well, Eighteen apparently VERY angry for what happened to her friend there.

Austin: Damn, and I thought *I* was deadly when angry!

Heyman: ...good thing I have Brock.

Megan: ...let's...let's get to the ring for our next match.

"Bullets" by Creed cues up and Erica Angel makes her way out to the ring to the sound of cheering. She waves adn pops for the crowd along the way.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for One Fall, for the Cruiserweight title. Making her way to the ring from Pittsburg PA, weighing in at 110 lbs, the EAW Cruiserweight Champion, Erica Angel!

Megan: Our Cruiserweight Champion making her way to the ring to the chorus of cheer from her public.

Heyman: Yeah, she's good, but she's no Bro...

Megan: Don't even start.

Heyman: ...

"Apathy" by KMFDM cues and Hokuto comes out in her Seal of Blood self. She gets a fair reaction from the crowd as she makes her way to the ring.

Capetta: And the challenger, from Kyoko, Japan, weighing in at 129 lbs., Hokuto Lyger!

Megan: Hokuto showing up for a match now, after a bit of a Hiatus on the Street Fighter circuit. Truely some intense training, but good enough training for a wrestling match? Could be, we'll just have to see.

Heyman: ...ckLesnar.

Megan: ...

Erica starts things off with a kick to the gut and follows through with a Side Effect style sideslam. Hokuto is quick back to her feet but is met with another grapple and taken back down with a hiptoss. Erica goes off the ropes but Hokuto gets to her feet and catches Erica with a sidewalk slam.

Erica hit hard on that and Hokuto with the agility of a cat springs tot he top rope and sails through the air with a Shooting Star Press. It's too early for such a high tier move, however as Erica rolls out in the knick of time, leaving Hokuto to land chest first and roll to the side in pain.

Erica pulls Hokuto up and hiptosses her again, holding onto her head clutching in a headlock. Hokuto struggles and shoteis Erica in the face to make her relent. Erica stumbles back as Hokuto rolls to her knees. From a kneeling position, she grabs Erica's head adn hops up for a second to give Erica a jawbreaker. Erica rolls up to her feet, holding her chin and rushes Hokuto. Hokuto drops to the mat and Erica jumps over her. Erica stops and turns. Hokuto attempts a whip tot he ropes, but Arica reverses it. When Hokuto returns, Erica meets her with a backdrop.

Hokuto on her feet now and Erica in with a clothesline, but Hokuto ducks. Hokuto whips Eric, but Erica reverses it. Hokuto takes advantage with a Neckbreaker when Erica pulls back in her counter. Hokuto tosses Erica to the corner. She hoists her up and gives her a top rope german suplex. Erica is down and Hokuto flies off with a Pheonix Splash and a cover. Erica kicks out at a 2 count.

Erica up and a a Reverse DVD to Hokuto. Hokuto is down and Erica grabs her in a Buffalo Sleeper. Erica is wrentchng it in hard and Hokuto struggles and manages to tag the rope with her toe. Erica lets her go and pulls Hokuto up and whips her to the corner, following through with a Clothesline. Hokuto stumbles out and Erica grabs her from behind with a Queen Suplex Pin. After a 1-Count, Hokuto grabs the ropes and breaks it.

Erica lets go and pulls Hokuto up with a knee to the gut followed by an Emerald Frosion-- But When Hokuto is up in the set up to the EF, she wiggles and slips down off Erica's shoulders and delivers a Chuugeki Hou to Erica's side. Erica grabs it in pain as she turns and Hokuto follows up with a Shougeki Ha to Erica's exposed sterum and finishing up the combo with a Renshou Geki which sends Erica off her feet. Erica is holding her ribs, which could be busted. A trickle of crimson is on Erica's lips.

Hokuto hops to the top rope as Erica stumbles to her feet. Hokuto flies off with a karate kick... but Erica musters up her strength and nails Hokuto midflight with a dropkick. Both girls are on the mat now.

Erica is the first to her feet and stomps Hokuto a couple of times before climbing the turnbuckle and delievering a beautiful Moonsault. She hits it hard and seems to hurt her ribs just as much as she hurts Hokuto. She struggles up anyway. Both girls clawing each other to stand. Erica is the first to take offensive with a gut kick and a DDT.

Hokuto rolls on her back and then back over to her front and pushes her self up. Erica backs up, a hand to her ribs, measuring Hokuto. Hokuto makes it to her feet and Erica runs forward with the Hammer of Justice! Hokuto is taken down again, laid out perfect int he center of the ring. Erica rushes to the ropes and springs off in her Starsault. She lands on Hokuto with a pained expression. She grabs Hokuto's leg, but in her pain, Hokuto is able to use the momentum to roll through and make it a pin on her behalf. The Ref counts it, 1....2....3.

Winner and New EAW Cruiserweight Champion: Hokuto Lyger!

Megan: Erica to her knees. She looks shocked!

Heyman: Who wouldn't be shocked?! Hokuto just stole that win from her! I'm so proud of her!

Megan: Well, Hokuto did win square.

Hokuto raises the belt in the air, the Seal of Blood fading out on her forehead as her clothing returns to her "normal" red, white, and blue ensemble. She then lowers the belt again, offering her hand to Erica.

Erica takes it, shaking, but seems a bit dazed and rolls out of the ring, silently leaving.

Hokuto asks for a mic. "Kairi-kun, Nanase-chan, Jyushin-sama... YATTA ZE!" She pumps her fist in the air, smiling happily.

Megan: A great ending here, and the crowning of a new champion. And the night's just heating up!

"Bombshell" starts to play, and the crowd erupts into cheers as the next match starts up.

Capetta: The following tag team contest, scheduled for one fall is for the EAW Tag Team Championships! Making their way to the ring, at a total combined weight of 352 pounds, the team of Glenda Jacobs and Sonnette!

Megan: Well now it's time for our second championship match of the night. The Tag Team Championships are on the line as Glenda and Sonnette take on the Generation NEXT tag team!

Austin: Glenda and Sonnette are two tough ass bitches, to say the least. Glenda almost makes me remind me of myself.

Heyman: Except for the fact that Glenda has a power you don't have Austin: PMS.

Austin: WHAT? Terri and Jacqueline are back together as a tag team?

Megan: Heheheh. Anyway, the challengers in the ring, ready for this match. They've been ready for a good while.

Heyman: No doubt about that much. But I don't know if they'll be able to take on the team that Donnie B has planned.

Austin: Let's just see if Rash has stopped being a big baby about things not going his way.

"Bombshell" fades out, and is soon replaced by "All Over Me" by Drowning Pool starts to play. Frosti comes out of the entryway, followed closely by Donnie B.

Megan: Well, this is weird. Donnie B coming out with Frosti...is he gonna take the place of Rash in this tag title match?

Austin: Heh, that'd be to Glenda and Sonnette what beating the shit out of Vince McMahon was to me back in the late 90's.

Heyman: Joke all you want you two, but you're in for a big surprise...

Donnie B pulls a microphone out of his pocket. "Ladies and gentlemen, due to Rash not being able to compete for this upcoming contest...I have someone special in mind for his replacement for this match. Let's bring him out, shall we?"

Suddenly...

WELLLLLL...WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Megan: Holy shit!

"Tormentor" by Slayer starts to play as the EAW version of the Big Show comes out...carrying both EAW Tag Team title belts over his shoulders.

Capetta: And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Generation-NEXT leader Donnie B, at a total combined weight of 578 pounds, they are the EAW World Tag Team Champions, Frosti and the Big Show!

Heyman: See guys, I TOLD you that Donnie B had a BIG surprise awaiting for the challengers in this match.

Austin: How'd this fat bastard get into this match? Well, at least this version of him is in better shape.

Megan: This is gonna severely shift the focus of this match right now. Big Show will definitely give his team a major size and power boost, and that could be the deciding factor of this match.

Heyman: Donnie B is one of the smartest people in the EAW Today! Though...I like Morrigan as commish better. Mmm...Morrigan.

Austin: Delusional fat-man. And it's whoop-ass time as that bell rings!

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CHAMPIONSHIP
Glenda "Unibomb" Jacobs and Sonic vs. Rash Big Show and Frosti (c)

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Megan: Looks like the match will start off with Frosti and Sonnette right now, probably a good thing for the challengers.

Austin: They don't want that big bastard Big Show in the ring to start. Frosti striking first!

Heyman: Look at those hard fists right to the face of Sonnette! Frosti gaining an early advantage on the former EAW World Champion!

Megan: But Sonnette showing that she doesn't mind the brawling aspect of Frosti's arsenal. Blocking a few of Frosti's punches now, and gets a knee shot to the gut of the champion. Sonnette off the ropes now...and a running face-plant by Sonnette!

Austin: And she's just stomping away at Frosti in the corner! WHAT? I SAID SHE'S STOMPING AWAY AT FROSTI!

Heyman: But the referee talking down to her, and thankfully no stupid one word chant was said when she was stomping him.

Austin: What?

Megan: Frosti going to get out of the corner now, and snap suplexed to the mat by Sonnette! And there's a tag to Glenda Jacobs!

Austin: The power half of the Sonnette/Glenda unit is in the ring, and is ready to clean house now!

Heyman: Look at this female wrecking machine go! She's got a hold of Frosti now, and drops her with a wicked powerslam!

Megan: Glenda hooking the leg now, for the pin!

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Austin: I don't care how tough you are, there ain't no way that you're gonna beat anyone that quickly when they're champion.

Heyman: For once, the drunk Texan has a good point made.

Megan: Frosti about to be womanhandled...but a HARD kick to the gut by Frosti...oh no...she made a break for it and tagged in the big man.

Heyman: NOW we're gonna see some dominance by Generation-NEXT! Look at Show just shove Glenda away like she was a child.

Austin: No matter how many times I see this bastard I can't believe how big he is. It's damn scary for most people.

Megan: Glenda getting back up though, and she's getting right into the face of the Big Show...and punches him right in the face with a hard right hand!

Heyman: Bad move little girl! She just made this giant of a man angry with that one!

Austin: Hit him low, girl! It works, trust me!

Megan: Glenda slugging away at the Big Show...WICKED clothesline by the giant man...but Glenda falls back into a tag to Sonnette!

Heyman: HEY! Is that a legal move?

Austin: Apparently so, tubby! And look at Sonnette just clip Big Show's legs out from under him!

Megan: Excellent tactic by Sonnette, who now is kicking away at the legs of Big Show...off the ropes now...HEY!

Austin: That little bitch Frosti just pulled the top rope down as Sonnette was bouncing off! And look at this!

Heyman: Yeah, look at the power of Frosti...HARD spinebuster by Frosti! And she's rolling Sonnette back into the ring now!

Megan: Well this match has officially become one-sided now, as those cheating ways by the Generation-NEXT team have given Show an advantage.

Heyman: Just enjoy it for what it is Megan...look at the Big Show get to his feet now...and look at him just toy with her.

Austin: Give Frosti the assist on that one, people. Big Show picking up Sonnette over his head, and just drops her from about 9 to 10 feet in the air.

Megan: Big Show going for the cover now...

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Heyman: I think that Big Show feels that Generation-NEXT should have a bit of fun with the challengers before beating them and going to celebrate.

Austin: Stupid move in my eyes, but the IQ of Generation-NEXT's three members is a total of 99.

Megan: Big Show now tagging in Frosti again, and Frosti going to pick her shots for now on the downed challenger. Off the ropes now...and a sliding kick to the ribs of Sonnette. Cover now...

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Heyman: HEY! What the hell is wrong with Glenda? She just kicked Frosti when she wasn't looking!

Austin: It's called saving your asses in tag team title matches. Though I don't like working them, when teaming up, it's a smart move.

Megan: But the problem that has occurred now is that Big Show and Frosti are allowed to get a double team onto The former EAW World Champion.

Heyman: This is Glenda's own fault for getting in the ring right there. She's costing her own partner the match right now.

Megan: And now Big Show and Glenda both back onto the apron, and that leaves Frosti to toy with the near-decimated Sonnette.

Austin: And now Frosti stealing a page out of my book as she stomps away at Sonnette in the corner. I ain't giving her a What chant though. What?

Heyman: This is where Generation-NEXT can be their most dangerous! Look at Frosti now, picking Sonnette up to her feet...GORE! GORE! GOOOOOOOOOORE!

Austin: I was hoping that I would never have to hear that again.

Megan: Frosti now tagging the Big Show back into the ring, and Show just dropping that massive leg onto the throat of Sonnette. Cover now...

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Sonnette BARELY getting a shoulder up off the mat there!

Heyman: It's just a matter of time though. Big Show getting Sonnette up onto his shoulder...LOOK AT THAT! Slam into a reverse DDT!

Austin: Even I have to admit that was kinda impressive there. But Show not going for a cover with that is a mistake.

Megan: The Big Show...Oh no...not this! Big Show is setting up for the Final Cut X!

Heyman: And if Show hits this, you are going to see the tag team titles stay firmly in the grasp of Generation NEXT!

Austin: Look at Sonnette though...HOLY SHIT!

Megan: SONNETTE WITH A HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE BIG SHOW! And both Sonnette and Show are down and out on the mat now!

Austin: This is the moment we call "Desperation" in tag matches. Both people are down, and you need to desperately reach for a tag for your team to get a better chance at victory!

Heyman: Both people are crawling to their respective corners now...but Big Show's reach helping him get a tag first! And look at Frosti grab the leg of Sonnette before she can...

Megan: SONNETTE WITH AN ENZIGURI! AND MAKES THE TAG TO GLENDA! GLENDA GOING INTO THE RING LIKE A HOUSE OF FIRE NOW...SENDS FROSTI OFF THE ROPES...HUUUUGE POWERSLAM!

Austin: And that damn Big Show trying to get in...HOO HA! GLENDA SHOWING MAJOR POWER AS SHE POWERSLAMS BIG SHOW!

Heyman: HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Megan: You saw it for yourself Heyman! Now Glenda has the champions reeling and just where she wants them...and she's now calling for the G-Bomb...picking up Frosti...and NAILS IT! Cover!

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Heyman: DONNIE B JUST SAVED HIS TEAM! Did you notice how smart that was on his part?

Austin: Donnie just like the McMahon family, willing to bend the rules to their own helping factor. And Sonnette noticing now...she's going after Donnie!

Megan: Big Show back up to his feet and holding Sonnette back...HELLO THERE! Low kick to the Big Show's little friends!

Austin: But that damn Donnie still has a hold of the referee. What the hell is his problem?

Heyman: It's called giving your team their just due...and...THE HELL?

Megan: IT'S SAVVY! SAVVY IS AT RINGSIDE, AND SHE IS POUNDING AWAY AT HER FORMER BOSS!

Austin: Look at that girl wail away at her! This is causing flashbacks for me right now of about my major feud!

Heyman: But Look! Here comes the Calvary! The Symbiot Squad is here...and they're going right after those worthless challengers!

Megan: Damnit, the Symbiot Squad is gonna cost Glenda and Sonnette their...

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HERE COMES THE BOOM!

Megan, Heyman, Austin: HUH?

Megan: LOOK AT THIS! Fasha sprinting out of the back now, and she's attacking the Squad!

Heyman: WHAT THE HELL IS FASHA DOING HERE? SHE HAS NO BUSINESS HERE!

Austin: Who gives a rat's ass...things are getting fair now! Glenda and Sonnette both in the ring...Big Show trying to stop them...Double Dropkick!

Megan: Big Show gets tied up in the ropes! Frosti is all alone in the ring with the two challengers...and there's the G-Bomb/Sonic Bomb Combo! The referee in the ring...Glenda with the cover...

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Capetta: Here are your winners, and the NEW EAW Tag Team Champions...Glenda Jacobs and Sonnette!

Heyman: NOOOOOO! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS! HOW IN THE HELL?

Austin: The bottom line is this Heyman: Glenda and Sonnette just kicked some Gen-NEXT ass, and they now hold the tag belts!

Megan: And look at this! Fasha going into the ring and going to cellebrate with them! This is the start of an amazing new reign for the tag team title belts!

Heyman: Grr...go to break...please!

*COMMERCIALS*

When we get back from commercials, "Test" by Ministry is playing over the speakers. The crowd gives a pretty good reception for him as the one who uses this as his theme comes out.

Capetta: The following Extreme Match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, he stands 6'7" tall and weighs in at 285 pounds, TEST!

Megan: We're back with more Mayhem, and now it's time for this special attraction Extreme match. Test will go one on one with the returning Spazz.

Austin: Tell me Megs, does this Test actually have some actual good wrestling skill to make this match worth watching?

Megan: Yes he does.

Austin: Good, I'll stay then.

Heyman: Ugh...just our luck...

"How I Could Just Kill A Man" by Rage Against The Machine replaces "Test", and the crowd's reaction turns negative as the next competitor comes out.

Capetta: His opponent, from Albany, New York...he stands 5'11" tall and weighs in at 296 pounds, SPAAAZZ!

Austin: *blinking* Damn, that's one pissed off looking midget right there. And I thought Tazz looked angry.

Megan: Spazz does have his types of propblems with seemingly everyone that he meets, and he's hoping to make Test his next victim.

Heyman: And I am looking forward to this match, because this bout will show everyone who doubts him how tough Spazz TRULY is in the ring.

Megan: Well, the bell has now rung and this match is now underway!

Heyman: And Spazz not wasting any time in going after Test! Look at those brutal blows to the face by Spazz!

Austin: That little jackass is showing he can fight, and Test is reeling in the corner now.

Megan: Spazz ramming his shoulder into the sternum of Test, and the big man falls into a slump into the corner. And Spazz...he's grinning sadistically.

Austin: I know that kind of look all to well. Hell, I've given it to people before in the ring.

Heyman: And Brock Lesnar gives it to anyone he's after...Spazz turning around to walk to the other corner now, I think he has something big planned.

Megan: Whatever he had planned has been changed now! Test grabbing the head of Spazz, and repeatedly slamming it into the top turnbuckle! 8 times...9 times...and there's 10!

Austin: And Test not stopping with the attack just yet, as he stomps on Spazz as he's on the mat!

Heyman: But Test now leaving Spazz alone...just so he can climb up to the top rope. Spazz showing he's quick at recuperating, already to his feet, and a VICIOUS suplex from the top rope!

Megan: Spazz rolling with it now...and suplexes Test onto the back of his neck now! Cover!

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Austin: Test not able to get onto his feet on his own though, as Spazz grabs him by the head and repeatedly slams him into the mat!

Heyman: Spazz showing his abusive side very early on in the match, apparently wanting to get it over with early on and just rest the rest of the day. But Test punches Spazz right into the gut, and is onto his feet now.

Megan: Test going off the ropes now...and a WICKED forearm strike to the forehead by Test! And now Test...going to the outside?

Heyman: Oh yeah, it's now time to go extreme, because here come the weapons!

Austin: I guess that Test feels he needs to damn near kill Spazz to get the victory over him. Look at all that crap he's getting.

Megan: Test now sliding back into the ring, and grabbing the first thing he can get his hands on...a trash can lid! And he nearly clocks Spazz' head off with it!

Heyman: Test going for the cover now!

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Austin: Damn, most bastards 'd be out cold by now. Guess Spazz has a skull of brick or something.

Megan: Test not planning on giving up though...grabbing a steel chair...but Spazz with a nicely placed kick to the chair from out of nowhere! Catching Test before he lands on the mat...and a Pumphandle Powerbomb onto the chair!

Austin: Spazz ain't going for the cover though. What is with this generation...ignoring good opportunities to get a victory?

Heyman: This coming from the man who lost the 1999 Royal Rumble because he wanted to punish Vince McMahon. Spazz knows he has things well in hand.

Austin: Never bring that up again.

Megan: Spazz grabbing Test by the head now...and lifting him up by pulling his hair. Something is up now...

Heyman: The only thing that's up is that he's calling for the Hangman's Noose!

Austin: But Test slamming Spazz against the turnbuckle before he can get the hold locked in. And that's smart, because that damn thing hurts like a bitch!

Megan: Test with a series of elbows to the head of Spazz in the corner...and a LOW knee into the Walking Powerbomb. Test setting Spazz up now, and a Beta Chokeslam! Cover!

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Heyman: One second away, Spazz one second away from losing this contest, and I don't think he's too happy about that.

Austin: I don't think Spazz is the kind of guy to ever be happy about ANYTHING! And this is just worsening his mood.

Megan: Spazz not able to capitalize...Test going for a Full Nelson...

Austin: OOOH! A mule kick just south of Texas on Test there by Spazz. And now this runt going for some type of Powerbomb...

Heyman: I think this one is his Tilt-A-Whirl Powerbomb! Look at the impact that Test hit the mat on...AND onto a Garbage Can no less!

Megan: Spazz looking at Test down on the match with disdain...and is picking up the big Canadian again. I think he wants to make sure that Test is down and out for good.

Heyman: Oh yes, this will be EXTREMELY good! Spazz setting Test up now, and he's calling for the Six Feet Under! He's got Test up!

Austin: But that Big Canadian Son of a bitch just squirmed through and landed behind Spazz...and puts that huge foot in Spazz' face!

Megan: Test falling down as well by the force of that attack, but starting to get back up to his feet...going for the cover now.

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Austin: THE HELL? Some crazy girl broke the count!

In the ring, there's a girl wearing a pink bandanna wrapped around her head which reveals only a few strips of dark brown hair, a wife-beater, pink Hardyz style arm-hose, and baggy blue jean cargo pants with a chain hanging off the right belt loop. She's a short girl, but the height is made up in the custom made platform skater-sneaks she's wearing.

Heyman: Who in the hell is this girl, and why is she in this match?

Megan: I don't have the answer for that, this girl getting Test up to his feet...Test goes for a punch, she ducks it...

Heyman: HURRICANRANA! This new Girl has just taken Test down...but he's getting back up to his feet!

Austin: EH EH! That girl just hit him with the Twist of Fate! He ain't getting up now!

Megan: And no wasted motion as she gets Spazz up...Pedigree? No...she goes into a handstand...MODIFIED FRANKENSTEINER! This girl has just taken both competitors out of this match!

Austin: I don't know why she did that, but now she's taking Test's hand...she gonna let Test win?

Heyman: It appears...no, she changes her mind...both competitors are down and out right now!

Megan: Well whoever this girl is, she's happy about her choice...

The Familiar Hardy Boyz theme starts to play now, but screeches to a halt at five seconds...and is replaced by "Awake" by Godsmack. The girl headbangs out, as the Jumbotron plays Jeff Hardyz' entrance vid with just logos...and the following words...

X-Treme Pain... X-Treme Sacrifice... Overcome. Now comes X-Treme Determination. Live Free or Die.

Megan: Well, this match isn't over yet...the referee in the ring now...checking on both competitors...

Austin: Damn, these two look like they're dead out there...

Heyman: I think that they may damn near be....and he's checking on both of them...

Megan: And the bell has rung...I think...well, let's get the official word.

Capetta: Ladies and Gentlemen...the referee has informed me that both competitors have been knocked out. Therefore, this match is ruled a double knock-out.

Austin: As Ron Simmons would say, "I'll Be Damned..."

Megan: Well this controversial decision will go down into the record books now...folks, we'll be back with our main event after this!

*LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK! YAAAAAAAAY!*

10/29/2K2

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Megan: The highly anticipated new game from Rockstar!! GTA: Vice City! With celebrity voices, an expanded city, full roaming and an open-ended environment, it's bound to be a huge hit!! ^_^

Paul: Rated "M" for Mature, by the way!

Megan: I was going to get to that, Paul. ^_^;

Paul: I know, I know... ^^

Austin: Should be one hellraisin' game, that's for damn sure! More of an outdoors man myself but I'd give it a shot.

Megan: Anyhow, we understand Ayane's got a hold of Oseiko! Take it away, Ayane!

Scene switch to Ayane, who's standing by her friend Oseiko.

"Konban wa!" Ayane chimes. "I'm here with my best friend Oseiko! The EAW Triple Crown Champion! Oseiko, how are you tonight?"

"I'm fine, considering..." Oseiko says. "My match with Arana's set for All Hallow's Extreme now, and I can hardly wait! Though I'm still a little worried about Akiko-chan and all--"

"You know, Oseiko..." Ayane interrupts Oseiko. "... I really appreciate everything you've done for me... but... well... October 31st is All Hallow's Extreme... right?"

"... Hai," Oseiko says, cocking her head curiously.

Ayane nods softly... reaching behind her. "Well... I guess there's need to continue this charade of life then, because he's coming back..." Ayane pulls out a KNIFE! She aims it at her own chest--

"IIE!!" Oseiko grabs the knife! She tries to force it out of Ayane's hands as the two girls struggle!

"LET ME GO, OSEIKO! I MUST!!!" Ayane screams. "I MUST DIE SO I CAN LIVE!!! STOP!!! PLEASE LET ME!!"

Ayane and Oseiko continue to struggle... when suddenly Oseiko gasps softly. She staggers back... then looks down at the knife, embedded deep into her breastbone.

"..." Oseiko blinks... then collapses to the floor.

"... Oseiko-chan?" Ayane blinkblinks... then shakes her head. "O-Oseiko-chan--?!" She quickly collapses down to the floor with her, eyes wide in disbelief. "OSEIKO-CHAN!!!! IIE!! OSEIKO-CHAN!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!"

Oseiko breathes shallowly... the knife still in her chest as she whimpers softly in pain...

Scene switch back to Paul and Megan, who're both in shock.

Paul: ... holy...

Austin: ...

Megan: ... g... g-go to a commercial. Now. NOW!!

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Back to the show, as we see a visibly shaken Megan, Steve Austin, Paul.

Megan: We're back... and... well, we do have good news to report. Oseiko's healing factor's come through yet again. She's recovering from that... seemingly fatal knifing in her chest. And Ayane's been taken into custody by the local police...

Paul: A-as well she SHOULD be! Clearly the jealousy of her supposed friend being overly popular than her has taken its toll--

Austin: Ah, shut the hell up, Heyman!

Megan: Yes, SHUT UP!!! >_<;; This is clearly another horrible Itte Kimasu teaser!! "He's coming back?" "I want to die so I can live?!" I'm getting sick and tired of this!! I want to know who's behind this!!>

Paul: Okay, okay... yeah, you're right... *sigh* I mean.. damn...

Megan: Let's... let's just get on with the show, okay?

Austin: Good idea... let's get back to the fun!

"Gonna Fly Now" cues up, and the fans begin to cheer as a certain Olympic Hero comes out to the ring. Liking the reception, he heads down the aisle.

Cappetta: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is the MAIN EVENT! First, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 220 pounds... the Olympic Hero, KIRK ANGEL!!!

Kirk stops midway on the ramp... then throws his hands, pointing up, and the red white and blue fireworks explode behind him. He then climbs into the ring and plays to the cheering crowd just as "Gonna Fly Now" fades out...

THHOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!

Paul: AGH!! I HATE THAT!!

Austin: Gal knows how t'make an entrance!

"Shock" cues up as the dome-like explosion fades, and standing at the stage is Eighteen herself!

Cappetta: His opponent, from the Red Ribbon Army! Weighing in at 125 pounds... the Digimortal... EIGHTEEN!!!

Eighteen walks down the aisle as Kirk slides out, taking the time to take his gold medal replicas off and giving them to a lucky kid at ringside.

Megan: So Steve, what's your honest opinion of Kirk Angel?

Austin: Ah hell, darlin'! Kirk Angel's a lot like a certain Olympic jackass over at the WWE, but at least Kirk here was lucky enough to have a little sister like Erica kick him in the ass and tell him to wise up and get offa his damn cloud! Now he's got the fans cheerin' him instead of them sayin' "You suck!" unlike what Kurt Angle's got goin' for him! He's a damn good athlete but one thing's for sure... he gets in the ring with Stone Cold, there's gonna be one helluva can of whoop-ass opened, and that's the bottom line!

Megan: Words from Stone Cold Steve Austin the way only he can say them, folks! ^^

Paul: Yeah... whoopie. >=p

Megan: All right now... referee Dave Hebner calls for the bell... this match is underway!!

Megan: Kirk and Eighteen circle each other... tie-up! And Eighteen throws Kirk down to the mat!! Kirk gets up.. charges Eighteen-- TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM FROM EIGHTEEN!!!!

Austin: That gal ain't givin' up any strength, that' for damn sure!

Paul: Yeah yeah yeah, she's strong! She punches a mountain into pieces, she's strong! We got it already!

Megan: Eighteen picks Kirk up... Kirk-- FOREARM SHOT TO EIGHTEEN! AND-- BULLDOG!! Pick up by Kirk! Headlock... into the leg trip! Kirk Angel going oldschool with the amateur wrestling tactics! Kirk picks her up quickly-- neckbreaker by the Olympic Hero! Kirk dictating the pace now... whips Eighteen to the ropes and-- POWERSLAM!! But Eighteen's getting up quickly! Kirk reacts and-- NO!!

Megan: WICKED CLOTHESLINE BY EIGHTEEN TURN KIRK ANGEL INSIDE OUT!!! Eighteen stalks Kirk now... Kirk gets up and Eighteen-- BEARHUG FRONT SLAM!!!! AND KIRK BOUNCED OFF THE MAT!! Eighteen picks Kirk up... KIRK-- HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN!! Kirk quickly picks her up-- SUPLEX-- FLOATOVER TO THE PIN!!

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Megan: NO! EIGHTEEN KICKS OUT! Kirk now-- wisely goes for a submission! Leg & Neck Lock!! Eighteen's struggling... and-- SHE POWERS OUT!! Eighteen up-- NO! LEG TRIP BY ANGEL!! EIGHTEEN BACK UP! GRABS ANGEL BY THE NECK-- VICESLAM!! DOWN GOES ANGEL!! Angel gets up... he's beginning to look a little fustrated here! Eighteen approaches him-- Angel kicks--NO!!! EIGHTEEN CATCHES THE FOOT!! SETS UP-- TRAP-PLEX!!!!

Austin: Ain't no doubt! Eighteen's got one helluvan arsenal of moves at her disposal!!

Megan: Eighteen with the pin!!

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Megan: Kirk kicks out! Eighteen gets up-- so does Kirk! KIRK WIH A CROSS BODY SENDING EIGHTEEN DOWN!! EIGHT-- my God, EIGHTEEN ROLLED WITH IT!! SHE'S GOT KIRK ANGEL UP IN HER ARMS!!! WHAT STRENGTH!!!!

Austin: That's DAMN impressive!!

Megan: Eighteen sets him up on her shoulders!! BYTE BLOCK!!!! AND THE PIN!!

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Megan: NO! KIRK KICKS OUT!! Eighteen grabs Kirk-- KIRK KICKS HER IN THE GUT! SETS UP-- BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! KIRK RUSHES OVER AND--

Megan: ANGEL LOCK!!!! IT'S LOCKED IN!!!! EIGHTEEN'S CRYING OUT IN PAIN!!! AND-- AAAHHH!!! EIGHTEEN WITH A MODIFIED ENZIGURI KICK TO THE BACK OF KIRK'S HEAD SENDS HIM AWAY!!! Eighteen's getting up... CLOTHESLINE! DUCKED BY KIRK AND--

Heyman: GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!

Austin: You damn right!!

Megan: Kirk Angel has perfected the German suplex!! --BUT EIGHTEN KIPPUPS!!!! AND-- WICKED SPEAR FROM EIGHTEEN!!! KIRK ROLLED WITH IT!! GRABS EIGHTEEN AND-- BACK SIDE SLAM!! Kirk picks Eighteen up-- whips her to the corner! CLOTHESLINE FOLLOWUP!! EIGHTEEN STAGGERS OUT OF THE CORNE AND KIRK-- NECKBREAKER!!! Kirk stalks Eighteen... look like-- OLYMPIC SLAM!! NO!!! EIGHTEEN SLIDES OUT!!! HAS KIRK BY THE THROAT!! AND--

Megan: WRECKONER!!!! THE WRECKONER!!!!!! EIGHTEEN WITH THE PIN!!!

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Megan: WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE MATCH!!! Eighteen and Kirk pulled out a lot of stops and in the end, the Number One contender has proven she deserves this spot!!

Winner: Eighteen

Megan: Both Kirk and Eighteen now, shaking hands! Kirk acknowledging her skills!

Paul: Bleh.

Austin: Hell yeah! Teena deserves every bit of the praise!

Megan: Well, that's about it from us! For Paul Heyman and Stone Cold Steve Austin, this is Megan Eko! See you next time!!