Live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles , California, it's Wednesday Night Mayhem!!

The match starts off quickly in a big brawl between the two, with Spazz taking control early on, until Sonnette hits a huge release Hentaiplex to begin a comeback. It spills out to the ringside, area, and dueling chairshots ends the match in a DQ...

Or does it?

The referee, using his own discretion, restarts the match and declares that it will now be under EXTREME RULES!!

And the match continues, as the two dish out EXTREME prejudice. It moves up the rampway, and Spazz blocks a Pornplex, and SPAZZPLEXES Sonnette off the ramp through a table. Her quills impale it, breaking her fall a bit, but Spazz--in a move rather foreign to his arsenal--pulls out a splash from the stage onto Sonnette and THROUGH the table!!

"Holy Shit!" chant starts, and Tazz concurs.

Miraculously, after Spazz does some showboating, he only gets a two...

Spazz then takes Sonnette near some safety railing, dropping her throatfirst on it...he goes to lock on a Katahajime, but Sonnette mule kicks him right in the groin to stop it. She then chokes Spazz and whips him into the steel railing, then backs up...SHATTERED DREAMS!! A huge pop follows that one...and she covers Spazz...one...two...KICKOUT?!

Spazz has more left as he gets up, and tosses Sonnette into the guardrail, then pulls it apart, dropping it down on her chest hard repeatedly.

He pulls her up and lays down the guardrail, looking to use it to add more kick to a DDT, but Sonnette hits a Northern Lights Suplex onto the concrete, but isn't able to cover for a period of time, and Spazz kicks out.

The two of them get up...brawling sequence...switch by Sonnette...back elbow by Spazz...Spazz takes control--Sonnette with an inverted atomic drop...SONIC BOOM onto the guardrail leaning against the wall!!

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Sonnette's hand is raises, but Spazz sneaks up from behind and applies the Spazzmission, refusing to let go as officials pour out from both companies to break it up...

**Commercial Break**

Bob comes out first, with Alan Fletcher...

Mandy comes out next...and Alan quickly heads for the nearest exit...

When Mandy hits the ring, she immediately lets loose a flurry of low-level blasts at Bob, stunning him. She fires him into the corner, nailing a handspring elbow, then jumping onto the second rope, springing off, and DDTing Bob as he staggers out of it.

She heads up top as Bob recovers, goes for a cross body...is caught and SLAMMED down hard to the mat!! Bob pulls her up...presses her overhead, and tosses her into the crowd a la Spike Dudley and Bigelow!!

Mandy crowdsurfs her way back to the ringside area, and Bob attacks her with a chair, blasting her with it across the back, then ramming it into her midsection. A blast heats the chair and makes Bob drop it, then Mandy kippups and nails a dropkick onto Bob....Bob is staggered, then Mandy gets up onto the apron, then takes to the air...flying at and landing on Bob and they spill through the Spanish announce table!!

Mandy hammers away on Bob, and Bob kicks out of a pinfall attempt by Mandy...

"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" cues up as an ice cream truck drives out. Bob, distracted by this, goes for the ice cream. With Bob's intentions on eating the ice cream. From the cab, Crash Holly come out and nails Bob with a chair, wailing on him four times!! Bob fights back, then nails Crash with the 3:16 to take him out of the picture for a while, then catches a charging Mandy, scooping her up and and slamming her. He pulls her up again, then throws her face first into the side of the truck, before going to the back of the truck...

Bob comes out with a pair of ice cream cones, and Mandy starts to get up, shaking off the blow...Bob stomps away on her, and...well...gives her ice-cream-cone bra.

Bob drags Mandy back to the ring, and tosses her corner-to-corner, then sets her up for the Ultimate Destruction Bomb '98 before Crash makes the save, hitting a swinging bulldog onto Bob!!

Bob gets up, and Mandy backs him away into the corner with another series of plasma blasts, then pulls him out of the corner, hits the Twist of Fate, then covers him for the 1, 2, 3!

**Commercial Break**

Lynx: We're back! And right up next we got two really gifted competitors in Chris Jericho and Black Widow about to make their way into the ring! This should be one hell of a contest, Tazz!

Tazz: Oh, no doubt, Lynxie! These two superstars are young and fierce but I think Jericho's gonna win this won hands down! For one, more experience, and two... he's ECW alumni, baby!

"Welcome to the Jungle" cues up as the Lionheart comes out to the entranceway, looking to his many Jericholics as they cheer him.

Lynx: A stellar ovation from the Lionheart tonight, Tazz!

Tazz: The fans can't get enough of this guy, Lynxie! They all don' wanna see him lose tonight and he won't! Not to a little snot-nosed punk who's got the gall to take his finishing move!

Lynx: It may be true that she uses the elevated crab as her finisher, but remember she improved upon it, thanks to the little training she had with Jyushin Lyger!

Jericho climbs into the ring and looks to the entranceway as "Strobe's Nanafushi (Satori Mix)" cues up. Out comes the Widow's new sensei, and behind her is the Widow herself. In a brand new white and black ninja style outfit!

Tazz: Hey lookithat! The ninja girl's got herself some new threads! Ain't bad lookin'... got her back bared so you can see that badass tattoo and feet bared so Michael can do a post-match "celebration," if ya know what I mean...

Lynx: Ugh, keep your perverted ideas to yourself, Tazz. It's a nice outfit, but she's going to have to use a lot more than a new fashion statement to fight Jericho! Let's hope Ibuki managed to help her get on the right mindset!

Ibuki stays to the ringside, pulling up a chair and sitting down as Oseiko jumps into the ring... and suddenly "Schism" cues up!

Tazz: Wha--?!

Lynx: ... Oh, crap... it's her! She's back!

She's indeed back... this time without the robes and wearing much much less!

Tazz: WHOA, MOMMA!!! WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES SHE GOT!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT THE ONES ON HER HEAD!

Lynx: Gah... fanservice, thy name is Shiba... *sigh*

Tazz: Whoa, hold up... didja say Shiba?!

Lynx: Yes I did.

Tazz: The same Shiba that did that thing to Shaed?!

Lynx: ... Yep...

Tazz: ... I THOUGHT SHE GOT OFFED!

Lynx: So did I... so did Shaed... but she's back somehow and... it looks like she's scouting out Jericho here from the looks of things... referee Teddy "Godfather of Soul" Long calls for the bell and we're ready to get this show on the road!

Lynx: Looks like Shiba's staying at the stage area... Widow moves in but Jericho catches her off guard! Kick! DDT! Ouch, Oseiko didn't expect that!

Tazz: Inexperience, Lynxie! Oseiko's in the school of hard knocks, now!

Lynx: Oseiko manages to get up... Jericho grabs-- OSEIKO COUNTERS!! ARM WRENCH AND MASSIVE KICK TO THE JAW!! THAT'S HER NINJITSU TRAINING AT WORK!

Tazz: Damn!

Lynx: And Oseiko sinches in the Mexican Stretch!! Jericho's too close to the ropes, though and the Widow breaks the hold! She whips Jericho to the ropes, follows through... PHOENIX BACKFLIP KICK!! Oseiko reaches to get Jericho up-- OH, JERICHO FIGHTING BACK UP!! BASEBALL SLIDE BETWEEN OSEIKO'S LEGS! And... BACKDROP BY THE LIONHEARTED ONE! Pick up... SNAPMARES OSEIKO BACK DOWN!! And now... SNAP SUPLEX BY JERICHO! Boy, he's really taking it to Widow tonight!

Tazz: And Shiba's enjoying the fight for sure! Dunno WHAT Ibuki's reaction is...

Lynx: Jericho with his trademarked cocky pin! One! WHOA! OSEIKO JUST SPUN UP AND-- SPINNING HEEL KICK RIGHT IN JERICHO'S JAW! And Oseiko... SNAP SUPLEX OF HER OWN! Oseiko picks Jericho back up and-- LYGERBOMB!!!! LYGERBOMB! COVER! ONE! TWO! But Jericho somehow manages to kick out!

Tazz: I'm tellin' ya, Jysuhin Lyger must feel a sense of pride knowin' he taught her that move!

Lynx: Oseiko backflips back... charges in towards the recovering Jericho-- BUT JERICHO CHARGES BACK! NECKBREAKER!! Jericho pulls Widow up... WAIT!! OSEIKO SUDDENLY JUMPS UP! LANDS ON JERICHO'S SHOULDERS... SPINNING KUMORANA!! PIN! ONE! TWO! NO, Jericho powers out! Jericho throws a clothsline... Oseiko ducks!! KUMO NO SASU!!! AND JERICHO IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND OSEIKO'S CLIMBING OUT AFTER HIM!!

Tazz: She's showin' a lotta fire here tonight!

Lynx: No doubt! Oseiko picks Jericho up... scoop slam!! ... SNAP SUPLEX!!! WOW, THAT PADDING ISN'T VERY GOOD PROTECTION AND THE WIDOW KNOWS IT!! She throws Jericho back into the ring and follows suit... Jericho struggles to get up... ANOTHER SPINNING HEEL KICK BY THE WIDOW!! JERICHO manages to stagger up... Widow backflips, charges in... KUMORANA!! But she loses her grip on his legs and the move's all but worthless! Oseiko scrambles up! Jericho's up!! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH BY JERICHO!! Jericho's fighting to win this match!! Up now... SINGLE ARM DDT BY JERICHO!! Jericho gets Widow up... she's dazed... he slingshots off the ropes-- FACECRUSHER!!! JERICHO UP-- LIONSAULT!! COVER! ONE! TWO! TH--NO! OSEIKO MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!

Tazz: That girl don't know the meaning of the word "quit!" But she'll learn, Lynxie! Mark my words!

Lynx: You may be right!!! JERICHO HAS HER LEGS!!! LIONTAMER!! THE LIONTAMER'S LOCKED IN!! She's not tapping though! She's in agony but she's not tapping one bit!! Jericho's baring down on Oseiko!! She's reaching for the ropes... can she... she... DID IT!! SHE DID IT!! BUT SHE'S IN PAIN HERE! Jericho picks her up... looks like a powerbomb... WAIT!! WIDOW JUST... SHE JUST FLIPPED OVER BEHIND JERICHO!! LOCKS THE ARMS!! TIGER SUPLEX!! ONE! TWO! NO! Jericho kicks out! Oseiko gets up... she... sets up.. could it be-- KUMO NO SASU TO THE CHEST INSTEAD OF THE HEAD!! SHE REMEMBERED THE NECK BRACE!!! JERICHO SLINGS OFF THE ROPES FROM THE KICK!! OSEIKO SCOOPS HIM UP!! KUMOUCHIKOMU!! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! WIDOW WINS!

Tazz: And Ibuki just leapt off her chair! NOW she's showin' some happy feelings! And Shiba... that fine feline's just walked off... guess she wasn't impressed with Jericho!

Lynx: Good riddance.

WINNER: Black Widow

Lynx: We have to take a commercial break, but we'l be right back!

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"HARD CORE!!! HARD CORE!! GET YOUR SELF UP! YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN GET YOURSELF UP! GET KNOCKED DOWN GET YOURSELF UP! GET KNOCKED DOWN GET YOURSELF UP!!"

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Tazz: We're back!! Remember...LUGZ boots and shoes...dere HAWRDCO'!

Lynx: Well, our second crosspromotional match of the night is about to kick off...only thing is, I don't think that S&M are exactly the type we should expect to spread goodwill.

Tazz: Nope nope...S&M are badass to the core...but that Black chick is a helluva catch in her own right...I'm torn...

"Supervixen" by Garbage cues up....

Lynx: Well, I'll try to remain impartial myself, although I really am not the biggest fan of S&M...

"The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, they are representing the PWF...at a combined weight of 220 lbs....Pink, Black...the Pink and Black Attack!!"

Huge pop for the pair as they make their way out onto the stage.

Tazz: DAMN...I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be hard to take these broads seriously when the two of 'em combined barely outweigh Essa Rios soakin' wet.

Lynx: Well, yeah...but remember, it isn't size or weight that counts...

Tazz: Oh...and all the guys watchin'...that Pink chick is no relation to that one who dances around in her underweah in that one music video...I mean, you should know dat right away, cuz that one has shawt haih.

Lynx: And this one is a BIT cuter...the male fans certainly have takent to these two...

"DNR" by Testament cues up, as the letters "D-N-R" appear on the EAWtron. The fans boo their loudest possible...

"And their opponents, representing the EAW, weighing in at a combined 555 lbs...the team of Spike and Morty...S-&-M!!"

Tazz: Muhahahah!! HERE are da MEN!! One of them by themselves outweigh da two of them chicks, and both of them are in pissed off moods. Hell, they always are. Even when they're happy.

Lynx: ...uh...sure...Spike and Morty on their way to the ring...and getting in now....the two of them not wasting any time...

Spike attacks Black and Morty attacks Pink...Spike sends Black into one corner as Morty tosses Pink outside. The referee signals for the bell as Spike puts the boots to Black in the corner. With Black and Spike as the legal persons, Pink and Morty break up their brawling to return to their respective aprons. Spike suplexes Black right into the center of the rings, then hits the ropes and drops a leg for a one count...

Black gets up, and shakes off the blows...Spike sends her to the ropes..she leapfrogs over, and when she comes back...she flips over Spike's back, jumps up on top of him and locks on a sleeper!! Spike, confused at first then angered, throws her off, but she lands on his feet, and dropkicks the huge Spike into the chest...Spike then dropd down the one knee, and Black kicks him HARD across the side of the head, then tags in Pink.

Spike gets up and gets double clotheslined by Pink and Black, but not put off his feet...they double irish whip him, then drop toe hold him, then hit the opposite ropes from each other, hitting a version of the Rolling Thunder on Spike!! Black goes out to the apron, and Pink hooks Spike's leg for a two count.

Pink bend down to pull up Spike by the head, but HIS hand reaches up and grabs HER head instead....she kicks him in the stomach desparately, but gets thrown into the corner, and Spike smacks her HARD across the chest, then fires her toward the opposite corner, SQUASHING her with a clothesline!!

Spike then drags her out by the hair, and tags in Morty, and locks her into an abdominal stretch while Morty puts the boots to her. Spike throws her down to the mat then steps out onto the apron again.

Morty lays out Pink parallel to the ropes, then hits the Mortality Splash, getting a

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Pink springs up onto the top rope, and as Morty gets up, she connects with a Missile Dropkick!! She then drags Morty parellel to the turnbuckle, and gets up top again...HITS A 450 SPLASH!! Hooks the leg!

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Spike delivers an axehandle into the back of Pink to break up the pinfall, and stomps away on her and the referee tries to move him back outside...Morty gets up groggily, the chokes Pink with his boot...

Morty pulls up Pink and sets her up into the corner...Pink...demonstrating the explosive temper she's known for, grabs Morty and throws HIM into the corner!! She then nails him with five quick shots, runs backward, and charges into the corner SPLASHING him!! She then yanks him out of the corner in a headlock, and nails a neckbreaker on him! She makes the tag to Black...

Black comes in, then sets Morty's back against the corner...she takes position...and charges in...hits the Blackbuster on Morty!!!

Pink comes in as they double team stomp Morty into the corner, and then goes back outside. Morty is whipped towards the corner....he reverses...Black goes towards the corner...springs off...Morty catches her...RUNNING POWERSLAM!!

Morty makes the tag to Spike...

Spike and Morty corner Pink and stomp away on her, Spike pulls her up...short arm clothesline!!

Spike begins to brawl with Pink, but Pink surprisingly holds her own!! Spike throws her to the ropes...then picks her up...hits the Iron Maiden!!

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Spike kicks out with authority, and sits up...he climbs up, and pulls up Pink slamming her down hard...he pulls her up again...goes for a chokeslam--Pink kicks him in the midsection to stop it early...nails a Rocker Dropper!! She hits the ropes...Spike gets up...

Pink hits the Cutey Driver on Spike!!! She then hooks the leg

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*ding, ding!!*

"Here are your winners...the PINK AND BLACK ATTACK!!"

Tazz: AAAAAARRGH!! They HAD IT!!

Lynx: S&M gave it their all here...but cheating didn't prosper here tonight, as Pink and Black emerge the victors...but...what the--SPIKE GRABBING PINK FROM BEHIND!! Wrapping that huge hand around her head....SUFFERING'S END!!!

Tazz: HEAH we go...now yer about to see the REAL winnas heah...

Lynx: Morty sends Black into the stairs!! Now POWERSLAMS her onto them...Spike pulls up Pink again...and...ANOTHER SUFFERING'S END!!! Morty rolls in Black...the two stomping away on her...Spike pulls her up...Cross Arm Powerbomb!! ANOTHER...and....I know what this means...Morty up top...DNR!! DNR!! S&M WITH the DNR on P&B!!!

Tazz: That's a moutful of acreenims.

"DNR" cues up again...

Tazz: Dat's what happens when you f wit S&M...dey deserved it.

Lynx: Well, I was afraid something like this might happen...we have to clean up this mess...we'll be back right after this short break.

**Short Commercial Break**

"There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up, and the crowd pops as "Code Red" Michael Connelly comes out--after his elaborate entrance. He's dressed casually...jeans and Black Widow t-shirt, and walks down to the ring, and inside of it, asking for a mic.

Tazz: Now jes WOT is this about?

Lynxara: Well, shortly we're going to see the main event People's Title match...which has a rather odd placement on tonight's card...nonetheless...the floor is Mikey's now...

"Good evening, Anaheim..." Michael begins, then gives a 'thumbs up' for the cheap pop. "I came here mainly to cheer on my wife--congratulations on the victory, by the way. And while I have to leave shortly...to take care of some 'business' at home with her..." Michael stops to give a wink. Then continues, "....I needed to clear the air about something first. Now...Chaynz, you've had a rough schedule since winning the People's Title from Kirk. I'll admit that. When I asked for a rematch, I was just asking for what I thought I was owed, since Kirk never gave me a rematch...however, if I upset you in the process, I just want to say I'm sorry about it."

Tazz: Sorry about it? Wot the heck he apologizin' for?

"You see...I don't think this is at all fair. I mean...you've got S&M and the Experimentals--plus their buddy Tater who fancies himself to be 'exciting,' when frankly his matches are about as exciting as watching fungus grow on a log--no knock on Toad Ross there. So...it'll be...a Triple Threat Match...and I think that if you lose, I want you to know you've been a hell of a champion. If you win, then I'll be damn impressed as well. But IF KIRK WINS...." Michael winces a bit at them. He clears his throat, and continues, "I just want you to know...KIRK...BELONGS...TO...ME! If he wins, I want first dibs on that title again...and if I fail, you can have him. But...should I walk out of there People's Champion for the fourth time...I'll make sure you have the first shot at the title...but Kirk...as long as I have something to say about it...you will NEVER hold that title again. And that...my rival, is true!"

Michael drops the microphone and leaves the ring.

Lynxara: Well, things are heating up just a scant few days before Unholy Wars...and when we come back...the EAW People's Title is on the line...Ainako challenging! Next!

**Commercial Break**

"Demonoid Pheonomenon" by Rob Zombie cues up as we come back from break...

"The following match up, scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining, is for the EAW People's Championship!! Introducing first, the challenger, from one of the many levels of Hell...she stands 5'7", and weighs in at 120 pounds, Ainako!!

Ainako makes her way out, although the better part of her reception is hoots and hollers from male fans.

Lynxara: Yessiree...have a daddy a booker, and YOU TOO can main event!!

Tazz: Yo got a problem wit dat? Hell, she's MADE to be a top star...she's got a booker as a dad, and she's willing to put out to get a push if need be....CAREERS have been made on either of those, but she can do BOTH!!

Lynxara: Well, that's a fact, sadly...

Ainako's climbs inside of the ring, and it's noticable that she draws the horns in the back of her head in, so they disappear...

Tazz: Whoa...neat trick...

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit then plays...

"And the challenger, making his residence in Venice Beach, California..he stands 6'3" and weighs in at 235 lbs...he is the defending EAW People's Champion and a member of Da Pac....Chaynz!!

Chaynz runs out, and immediately charges dwon the ramp, and into the ring, as the bell sounds...

*ding, ding*

Lynx: Chaynz slugging away HARD on Ainako...fires her to the ropes--POWERSLAM!!

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Tazz: HAHA...she gonna take it off?

Lynx: Ainako dancing like a stripper on top of--CHAYNZ ROLLS HER UP!!

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Tazz: Mistake, schmisnake. I enjoyed it!! Can't just be a wrestler, need to know how to entertain, too!

Lynx: Chaynz pulls her up...STINGING chop across the chest...short arm--CLOTHESLINE sends her down!! Ainako getting up...shaking that off....Ainako to the ropes again...SPINEBUSTER!! Pin again...

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Tazz: HOLY CRAP...what's gotten into Chaynz?

Lynx: Undoubtedly very upset over being booked in this match, as he said earlier, and Ainako doesn't seem to know what hit her...she gets up now...Chaynz now--DROP TOE HOLD by Ainako surprises Chaynz!! Front face lock...and Chaynz fighting up--snap suplex by Ainako...pulls him up again...NeXT FACTOR on target! ! Hooks the leg!

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Tazz: DAMN...impressive move there.

Lynx: Pretty much a desparation move, as Chaynz is just dominating here...Ainako pulling up Chaynz in a full nelson...Chaynz flips her over him!! Wrenches the arm...Ainako reverses...high kick to the chest...and monkey flips Chaynz! Kick to the midsection on the rising Chaynz...CROSS POWERBOMB!!

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Tazz: I tell ya...knock her getting this shot cause her daddy's a booka all ya want, but she's fighting with everythin' she gots here!!

Lynx: Chaynz getting up again...Ainako WITH A HANDSTAND, and going for a Hurracan--POWERBOMB by Chaynz!! He countered that with a powerbomb!! Pulls up Ainako...into the ropes...SPINEBUSTER on Ainako!! Chaynz now going up top...pretty rare to see this...and...FROG SPLASH!!

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Tazz: DAMN...that was so close you could barely squeeze an ant 'tween the referee's hand and da mat!!

Lynx: Chaynz pulls up Ainako...and you can tell he's really angry now, thinking for sure that he had her there...belly to belly coming up--HEADBUTT by Ainako counters...Irish whips him...reversal...another! Chaynz into the ropes...Ainako ducks down...hits the near ropes...Chaynz coming back no--SPEAR!! SPEAR!! And almost a version of Connelly's Immaculate Perplexion there....Ainako hopping over Chaynz...ASAI MOONSAULT!! Shades of Chris Jericho!!

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Tazz: Wow....seems she's decided to steal a page er tree out of udda peep's playbooks.

Lynx: Well, that's how you improve--studying others, and Ainako trying to build on that momentum...locking on a sleeper now...into the neckbreaker!!

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Tazz: SMOT SMOT move dere by Chaynz...

Lynx: Ainako springs up to the second rope...GUILLOTINE LEG--Chaynz rolls out of the way!! Ainako hits nothing but mat!! Ainako getting up...heading towards Chaynz...clothesline--Chaynz ducks!

Chaynz kicks Ainako in the midsection, then double underhooks her...pickup....and a spinning sitdown Pedigree connects!!

Lynx: Wha...What the HELL was that?!? Chaynz hooks the leg...

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*ding, ding, ding*

"Break Stuff" begins to play...

"The winner of this match up...and STILL EAW People's Champion...Chaynz!!"

Tazz: He did it!! But damnit...she came so close.

Lynx: I'd debate that, but she put up a hell of a fight, and Chaynz will go into Unholy Wars STILL the EAW People's Champion...thank you for joining us folks and don't miss EAW/PWF Unholy Wars this Sunday! Shill, shill...join us then live on PPV!!