The cameras pan across the Garden to see the many colorful signs held up by those diehard EAW fans. Signs like "The Commission is going to so totally kick butt!" or "Rage Against Mechius" and even those lude Lilith signs. For the fact that Ariel might be watching, we won't show them. But they're there. Believe me.

"Bawitaba" by Kid Rock begins to play over the PA...

My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Kidd Foxx steps out onto the stage, greeted by boos from the crowd for his new image...

Styles: Here comes Kidd Foxx! Foxx rarely appears on EAW TV anymore...wonder why?

King: Because...he wants to leave his fans hungering for more.

Styles: What fans?!

King: Me...and...umm...I don't know.

Styles: King, you just cheer people like Foxx just to be a stubborn bastard!

King: No, I do it because I like their style. I will be a bit partial to the vixen this time, though.

Styles: I don't doubt that.

The dance music from Iczelion begins to play, and Scarlet Foxfire comes out to a rousing introduction from the crowd. She waves as she makes her way down to the ring.

King: Show your...uh...what do you call baby foxes, Styles?

Styles: I have NO idea, King.

King: PUPPIES it is!! SHOW US YOUR PUPPIES!!

Scarlet gets in poses for the crowd. As her theme music fades out the bell rings.

*ding*

Styles: The match is on! Kidd is carefully waiting for an opening....they lock up in a collar-and-elbow...Kidd drives Scarlet down...she's easing her way back up...standing switch...BACKDROP!! Kidd back up...armdrag takeover...Scarlet taunting Kidd!

King: Nice moves, Foxy.

Styles: Kidd with a quick kick...snap suplex takeover. Scarlet back up...Foxx whips her...bounces off the near ropes...Spinning Heel Kick! Kidd slings onto the apron...springs up...crossbody!! One...KICKOUT!! One count only. Scarlet is back up quick...handspring...locks her legs around Kidd's neck, Hu-den-kai-rana! Follows it up with a quick leg drop! One..count only. She picks up Kidd by the head...he elbows free...jabs a thumb in the eye...chop to the chest...whips her into the corner...slings over...catches Kidd again.

King: Wheelbarrow positioning...I know this move...the CAROUSEL HEADSCISSORS!! I haven't seen this move in years!

Styles: Scarlet walking on her hands in circles while still holding Kidd in the headscissors...takes him OVER and DUMPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!! Scarlet climbs, catlike, on top of the turnbuckle...Kidd back up...Scarlet off the top! Dragonrana---REVERSED INTO A POWERBOMB!! Kidd back on the offense.

King: Come on, Foxx!!! I wish I had something witty to say here, but I can't think of anything.

Styles: Foxx grabbing Scarlet by the ankles...catapults her into the railing!! She's stumbling backward...GERMAN SUPLEX!! Foxx releases...back into the ring. Scarlet gets back up..heads for the ring...BASEBALL SLIDE by KIDD!! Scarlet hits the steel railing again! She's stunned...but slides in now!! Kidd with the boots to Scarlet...she yanks the left leg out from under him. Scarlet back up...running up the turnbuckle...triangle kick!! Right into the chest of Kidd. Kidd back up...boot to the midsection...STUNNER!! ONE...TWO.NO! NO!! NO!!! Almost...Kidd back up. Whips Scarlet...Tilt a whirl back breaker...one..tw-no! Picks Scarlet back up...slams her face-frst to the turnbuckles...sets her up...Superplex coming up? BUTTERFLY SUPERPLEX!! Kidd up top...A MISSILE DROPKICK!! ONE...TWO..NO!! Kidd getting a bit frustrated...on offense again but can't put Scarlet away. Scarlet slowly back up...Kidd with the waistlock...Scarlet slips behind...FACE CRUSHER!! Scarlet runs back up...MOONSAULT!! ONE...TWO.NOOOO! Kidd getting back up...SPEAR!! Kidd picks her back up...whips her---no, reversed--hammerlock by Scarlet---Kidd throws his weight backwards...INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!! Scarlet releases the hold...Foxx runs through...CRUCIFIX!!

ONE...TWO..NO!!! SO CLOSE!! Scarlets kicks back up...roundhouse kick to Kidd...spin kick to the midsection...whip to the corner...sets up him....PEELS OUT WITH A TORNADO DDT!! She drags him out of the corner...locks on the 10-57!!! He's fighting it....he's fighting it....He's tapping-he's tapping!!

Winner by Submission >>> Scarlet Foxfire

Styles: The next match is one hell'va run for one of the most violent individuals here in EAW. "The Machine" Mechius will be put to the test in a Gauntlet Match against Booker T, 2 Pac, Terry Funk, The Rock, Crucifix, and Booker Tatum

King: What makes it worse, Styles, is that Booker Tatum nor Crucifix have anything to do with the MIA!

Styles: Well I think Mechius was still under the impression that Crusifix was part of the MIA and as far as Booker Tatum, he is the true guilty party in that line up, he is the one that demanded Mechius job to Funk.

King: Yeah thats true..anyway, it looks like its time for entrances Styles!

The lights in the area dim only slightly as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath cues up. There are red lazers that light up the entrance way as Mechius makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo loudly and chants of "Mechi-Ass" start up, popularized by Flyboy.

King: Oh-no, these people don't know what might happen if Mechius takes what they are saying as fighting words.

Styles: Jerry, i don't think we are going to have to much to worry about because it doesn't seem like its hurting Mechius's feelings to much..infact I don't think he has any feelings to hurt.

King:..Well no that is true..Anyway, The first opponent for Mechius in this Gauntlet Match is getting ready to come on out and here he is!

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits the P.A. as Booker T comes out to a semi-face pop.

Styles: And Booker T is on his way in this first round of the Gauntlet Match!

King: Do you notice that anyone that fights Mechius gets a cheap pop just off that?

Styles: This coming from the King of Cheap Pops?

King: Yeah...er..NO! Anyway Booker T in the ring now, looks like he is bad mouthin Mechius..um..Mechius is staring at Booker T. Booker T's right in Mechius's face now!..Booker I don't think thats such a wise idea.

Styles: Oh and a pie face from Booker T to Mechius. He just shoved his hand right into Mechius's face, and Mechius didn't even budge. Oh now Booker with several shots to the temple..1..2..3..Oh Mechius Blocks!

Mechius answers back with 2 punches and a head butt. Mechius picks up Booker and sends him into the corner. Booker hits the corner with enough force to knock him over to top turn buckle and to the floor

King: AH! See! What did I tell Booker, its best to just sort of stay far away from Mechius then get right up into his face. He's a cybernetic assassin, and can more importantly he is made of a metal alloy..

Styles: Both of those are good points. Anyway Booker is getting back up, and Mechius seems to be awaiting him back in the ring. Booker under the bottom rope and now is pacing around Mechius, showing much more caution this time.

Booker goes for a lock up on Mechius, but Mechius powers out, picking up Booker and sending him into the corner. Mechius then begins to pumble Booker's face with a knee/fist combo. The ref finally forces Mechius off.

King: Mechius showing alot of intesity in the ring, Oh, now he has Booker by the head, he is picking him up, what is he doing?..He has Booker over his shoulder! He is mimicking Kaye..TOMESTONE from Mechius!

Styles: The Ref is in with the count..1..2..3! Booler T just didn't have much of an offense at all, but then again not to many offensive things work against Mechius.

King: And here comes the next opponent, 2 Pac! He hits the ring in a dead run, See thats the type of energy you need against Mechius. 2 Pac is in the ring, moving quickly around Mechius who just seems to be staring at him..

2 Pac rush Mechius who goes for a Super Kick with his left leg but 2 Pac ducks under and brings his own leg into the back of Mechius's right leg. Mechius is slightly stunned but he recoils quickly, turning toward his attacker. 2 Pac rushes Mechius again, this time droping his shoulder and hitting Mechius in the neck cap

King: Now that is Smart Wrestling there Styles, when you have to fight these bigger men, you always have to think, Legs! Just like when you see Lilith you think, Legs, just not the same way you know?

Styles: Anyway 2 Pac hammering Mechius who has been dropped to one knee with the shoulder block to his knee. 2 pac off the and with a drop kick right to Mechius's face! Mechius is knocked down but he rolls with it and lands on his feet, catching 2 pac with a stiff closeline! 2 Pac Never saw that comming!

Mechius grabs 2 Pac and sends him into the ropes. On 2 Pac's return Mechius grabs him by the throat.

King: Oh no! Again it seems Mechius is copying the Calloway Family...or Kaye more specifically..CHOKELSLAM!

Styles: And once again the count is put into motion..1..2..3!! Mechius gets rid of another opponent!

King: And now 2 Pac rolls out to join Booker T on the outside..hey..is if fair to have them on the outside?

Styles: Is it fair to have metal skin?

King: True, true..Anyway, now The Rock hits the ring with a pretty good pop from the fans. He immediatly goes to punching Mechius! A right! A right! and a spit in the hand and finally..Oh Wait a duck by Mechius and now Mechius hits a Right..followed by another right..and..Oh no! A counter by the Rock and he hits a kick to the gut and an DDT!

Styles: The count! 1..2..Mechius just benched the Rock off! Mechius is back up and the Rock answers with several hard kicks to the face of Mechius, but Mechius is still getting up slowly. Rock off the Rocks as he looks for a Closeline on Mechius..No! Mechius ducks under again and hits a Neck breaker!

King: Mechius is just full of suprises tonight! Mechius is up and he has Rock by the head. He is sending him to the corner, Mechius with a head of steam and a hard closeling into the corner. Rock stumbles out only to be grabbed by throat by those cold hands of Mechius!

Styles: The Shut Down! another count..1..2..3! Once again Mechius gets his pin as Rock rolls out of join the Booker T and 2 Pac.

King: And whos next?...Why its Terry Funk, and Mechius isn't even waiting for him. Mechius meets Funk half way down the stage and they start to slug it out. Mechius grabs Funk by the arm and slings him into the security barrier. Mechius grabs the old fart by his hair and tosses him into the ring..

Mechius rolls in under the bottom rope and starts to kick Terry Funk in random places. Mechius picks up Funk and hits a hard Spine Buster.

Styles: Mechius is really laying into Terry, probably because its some one he lost to, and Mechius seems to have this thing about losing..

King: Mechius goes for a pin..1..2..Terry kicked out?!

Styles: It certainly looks that way..Mechius picks up Terry and sends him into the ropes. A huge drop kick from Mechius! Mechius grabs Funk and picks him up again. Belly to Belly suplex! He goes for the pin again..1..2..Terry again gets his shoulder up!

King:..uh..How the hell is he doing that?

Styles: Well he is a tough old basta..

King: Hey hey hey..you know better then that. Mechius picks up Terry once more. He stands him up in the middle of the ring..Mechius with a round house kick right to the side of Terry's head! Mechius goes for another pin an..hey..wait a second..

Styles: He's got a tazer built into his finger! Hey Ref! He..OHMYGOD! He just shoked Terry at the 2 count, making it look like Terry was kicking out! Hey Ref Stop that!!

King: MECHIUS IS THE MAN!!! Mechius picks up Funk again. He steps behind him..THE LOCK DOWN!..and of course Funk is already out of it so this shouldn't be to hard..the ref is calling for the bell, Terry is obveously out of it!

Styles: And now..Crucifix..the inoccent of his battle you could say..

King: Inoccent or not he has to get it on with Mechius..and there he is in the ring, Crucifix and Mechius staring at eachother. Mechius raises his hand..

Mechius:..I realize that you are not part of the MIA or are in no way partical to Booker Tatum There for, you are free to leave..

Styles: Hey how did Mechius do that? I really hate it when he takes over our PA system..oh well It looks like Crusifix has the night off because Mechius doesn't seem interested in fighting him...but guess what King..Booker Tatum has to fight Mechius now..

King: AH! Crusifix stay in there, your the Bookers only hope..AHH! No!! Crusifix is leaving the ring before the bell sounds..Crusifix is offically out of the match! Oh no..and there is the Booker..Wait! The MIA jump into the ring and attack Mechius. They start to lay into Mechius with punches and kicks! They have Mechius down to a knee and now the Tatum is in the ring..

Styles: Wait! Mechius is fighting back!..He has a metal pole!! He just pulled it out of his arm! Talk about having something up your sleeve! He is laying waste to the MIA with this weapon! Booker T is clubbed in the gut and then hit right in the fore head knocking him to the ground..Rocky's rocks aren't going to live threw that I think..

King: AHHH! 2 Pac and Funk bith just got blasted in the sides of their head with that metal weapon of Mechius's..and that leaves..the poor Booker that jumped now has no where to hide..Mechius is staring at the Booker and well..I think the saying, you can run but you can't hide fits this situation well..the Booker just jumped out of the ring! AHH! He is running up the stage an..AHHHhHHhhhhhHhhhHhHhhH!! MECHIUS JUST WHIPED OUT THEM MINI-GUNS!!

Styles: OH DAMN IT! OHMYGOD! OH MY GENTAL JESUS! MECHIUS JUST OPENED FIRE ON THE BOOKER!..WAIT THEIR RUBBER BULLETS!! THE BOOKER IS DOWN FROM THE PAIN!!

King: Help him you idiot!! Oh no, Mechius is leaving the ring now! He grabs the Booker and drags him back down to the ring, Those Rubber bullets are everywhere. The Booker really has no where to hide now..Mechius shoves him into the ring..

Styles: he whips Booker Tatum into the ropes..Game Over! Perfect exicution..litterly..but what? Mechius is dragging Booker Tatum over to the corner..The Crowd is booing now, quite loudly and I agree enough is enough Mechius!

King: Mechius has Booker Tatum slug over his shoulder and he is now climbing the turn buckle..he is on the top rope..he balances himselve..sets Tatum on the turn buckle..AHHH!! GAME OVER FROM THE TOP ROPE!..Mechius is now going for the pin..1..2..3!! Mechius has ran the gauntlet and won!

Styles: And now Mechius is heading backstage, leaving the MIA crashed on the outside of the ring and Booker Tatum laying near the corner of the ring. People are booing loudly, its like a car wreck or the end of happy hour at the local bar!

"Bomb Show Medley" by Nexus Armada plays as Nuclear comes out followed by his manager "Mr. Cool" Colin Sullivan. Nuclear is wearing a New York Rangers Mike Richter jersey outside of his normal ring gear and the MSG crowd loves it. Nuclear gets in the ring and plays the crowd for a while they cheer him on. Just then, "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai plays and the former People's Champion comes out. Code Red Michael Anthony Connelly appears and the crowd goes nuts. The cameras span the Garden to check for the many red T-shirts and red signs and other Code Red merchandise Available on the EAW website! Anyway Connelly gets in the ring and the match begins.

Styles: And there's the bell! Nuclear comes out furiously at Connelly with right hands. Wait a minute. A block by Connelly and now he's dealing the right hands. Irish whip to the ropes…. Back body drop! Well executed by Code Red.

King: Nuclear tried to take the fight to him but got stopped. Think of something else Nuke!

Styles: Code Red picks up Nuclear but Nuclear comes up punching the midsection of Code Red. And he executes a nice vertical suplex. Well done by Nuclear

King: Get him Nuke!

Styles: So now you're a big Nuclear fan? And Nuclear locks in a rear chinlock. He's trying to wear down Connelly but Connelly fights his way to his feet. A series of elbows to the midsection….

King: Ouch

Styles: And he sends Nuclear right into the corner. Connelly rears back and…Oh! What a fierce chop! A few kicks to the midsection and a nice spin kick!

King: Loverboy is really cookin now!

Nuclear falls out of the corner and Connelly brings him to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes….Connelly lowers his head…. Nuclear hops over him and delivers the Bomb Drop! Some great agility on the part of Nuclear!

King: Get up Loverboy! Hey! What's Nuclear going for now?

Styles: Nuclear ascends the turnbuckle while Connelly lies out on the mat. Nuclear comes off with a Fallout Splash! 1….2…No! Connelly refuses to give up.

King: Maybe he should. Nuclear is on top of his game today!

Styles: Nuclear picks up Connelly and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. What's he going for? Top Rope Superplex! Unbelievable! Connelly clutches his back, as does Nuclear.

King: Maybe that wasn't such a hot idea by Nuclear. He hurt himself on that one.

Styles: Indeed he did. And now the ref administers the mandatory 10 count to see if both men can continue.

King: Get up Nuclear! Get up Loverboy! It ain't over yet!

Styles: Why do you insist on calling Code Red that?

King: Well if you keep up,Styles, Oseiko and Loverboy here have been quite the couple around here.

Styles: I know that. They enjoy each other's company.

King: Yeah right, Styles.

Styles: And Code Red is up at 7 and so is Nuclear! Right hand by Nuclear. Right hand by Code Red. They go in an exchange. Nuclear swings….Code Red ducks….and there's the Crimson Tide by Code Red! 1…2…No! Nuclear won't go down so easily. Connelly picks up Nuclear. Nuclear with a quick kick and a DDT on Code Red! Nuclear needed that one, King!

King: He sure did. Loverboy was about to finish him off!

Styles: Nuclear is going right back to the top rope again! What's going for? OH MY GOD!!! Backflip 540! 1 Backflip 540!! Commonly known as a Stardust Press! Nuclear hit it!! It's over! 1….2….No!!! Connelly got the shoulder up in time!

King: That was so close! Get him Nuke! Don't let him back up!

Styles: Nuclear is doing just that. He's putting the boots to Code Red! Not technical but effective. Nuclear picks up Connelly butCode Red locks him up! T-Bone Suplex! And Code Red strikes! Just like that! Nuclear didn't see it coming! What's Code Red doing? He's going out to the apron?

King: Yeah! He's running! Run loverboy! Run to your woman! Haha!

Styles: Code Red is not running. He's waiting for Nuclear to get up from that suplex. Nuclear up and he turns around. Code Red springboards off the top rope and OH MY GOD!! Right into the gut of Nuclear! Code Red just nailed Nuclear with Connelly's Comet! Now it's only a matter of time! There it is! He goes for the Red Tape! Code Red has applied the Red Tape!

King: C'mon Nuke don't give up! Hang in there!

Styles: Look at the excruciating pain on Nuclear's face! He can't hold out forever! That Mike Richter jersey may be worn in vain! And Nuclear reaches the ropes! The ref wants Connelly to break the hold and Code Red does. He goes to pick up Nuclear. Low blow by Nuclear! Small package! 1…2…No!

King: I'm beginning to doubt Nuclear now. First Elite can't keep off his genitals. Now he can't keep off Code Red's! Haha!

Styles: Both men up…quick kick to the midsection…Condition Red! Condition Red! Michael Connelly hits the Condition Red! 1…2…3! It's all over!

King: Code Red is gonna need some ice. But he got the job done!

Winner by pinfall: Code Red

"Jaine's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith plays and the challenger comes out accompanied by the Fly. Flyboy that is. Tympani gets in the ring and that old Harlem Heat theme cues up. Booker T steps out with the hardcore title over his left shoulder. He strolls down to the ring and acknowledges the Madison Square Garden crowd. The contenders are set and the bell rings.

Styles: Some people might wanna turn their heads because this one might not be pretty! We've got Hardcore champ Booker T against Tympani Craig And Tympani is outweighed and lacks the size to compete with Booker T. Who booked this match anyway?

King: The great Booker Wolf in his infinite wisdom did. Oh yeah and that new guy the EAW just hired. Booker something.

Alrighty. Well nevertheless we start this match with a staredown. Booker T and Tympani are burning a whole in one another. Now Tympani rushes Booker T! Right hand! And another and another and another. Her rights have no effect on the bigger Booker T.

King: Tympani throwing a punch at Booker T is like throwing a grape at him! Haha!

Styles: At least she's giving it a shot. Booker T is just standing there laughing. OH MYGOD!!! A vile slap to the face by Tympani Craig! I think she got Booker T's attention now! Now she backslaps him! Geez!

King: Booker T won't be able to taste anything for a while because Tympani just slapped it out of him!

Styles: Booker T's chivalry is being tested right now.

King: What chivalry? He's hardcore! There's no need for chivalry in hardcore action, Styles!

Styles: Be that as it may, but Booker T just shoved Tympani down! Her head bounced right off! She's back up and she attempts to whip Booker T into the ropes. But the champion reverses and Tympani bounces back off the ropes with a dropkick to Booker T and down goes the champion! Tympani goes for the cover. 1…2…no! 2 and ¼! Booker T gets up and decks Tympani! Geez! She took that one like a man! Booker T lifts her up over his head and does gorilla press reps with her! This is embarassing! Oh! He just dumped Tympani to the outside!

King: Now we're getting somewhere!

Styles: Booker T comes outside as well. He looks under the ring and pulls out a baking sheet. My God! Booker T just thundered a cookie sheet right of Tympani's skull! That echoed throughout the Garden! Booker T with a pin. 1…2…No! It'll take more to take her out I'm afraid. Booker T rolls her in the ring. He takes her over to the corner and takes a few steps back. He's playing the crowd and…Oooo! He missed! Tympani takes advantage with a kick to the gut. She has him in a headlock and she runs up the turnbuckle…Spinning Bulldog! A speedy move by the challenger! Now Tympani goes for the cookie sheet Tympani has the cookie sheet in her hands. Booker T gets up and Tympani plops him in the head with the cookie sheet! Down goes Booker T!

King: Booker T is going to feel that tomorrow. Speaking of feeling, I wonder what Tympani is doing after the match?

Tympani on the top rope now with Flyboy cheering her on. She comes off with a splash on the champion! Pin! 1…2…No! Booker T won't quit The underdog,Tympani Craig, Craig gets up and showboats for the crowd. Wait a minute! Booker T spins himself up! Harlem Sidekick! Down goes Tympani!

King: Get her Booker! Stay on top of her! Hey. I wanna do that. Haha!

Styles: Will you stop! Booker T is up on the top rope now. He waits for Tympani to get up. Missile Dropkick by the hardcore champion! It's elementary now! Booker ascends the rope one more time1

King: *King shriek* It's over now. Get up Tympani!

Booker T is ready to fly but Flyboy shakes the ropes! Booker T lands very gingerly on the ropes! Tympani is up! Flyboy grabs a table from under the ring! Flyboy and Tympani set up the table! Tympani goes to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle! Tympani gestures to the crowd! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!The Hard Life right through a table! Booker T took all of that!

King: * King shriek

Styles: Booker T took the table and the force Tympani brought down on him! What impact! We may have a new champion! 1…2…No! What the hell? 2Pac just appeared to pull the ref out! Flyboy decks 2Pac! But the rest of the Misfits come out! OH MY GOD! They just stampeded over Flyboy like a bunch of loose cattle! They're all in the ring surrounding Tympani!

King: Someone save her!

Styles: Oh no! Jackknife Powerbomb on Tympani! Kevin Nash just left her laying! And now the Rock kicks her arm over! He takes off the elbowpad! The crowd does not like this one bit! Off one rope, Off the other and he drops the elbow! Tympani is still out from that Jackknife and that People's Elbow was insult to injury! Flyboy is up and he launches Terry Funk out of the ring while the rest of the Misfits scatter! What cowards!

King: Someone get a medic! She may be seriously hurt! Save the puppies!

Styles: My God! We'll be back after this commercial break.

No Decision

Commercial: * Elite going through a table.* Table: $50 * Elite executing a crossface armbreaker * Arm sling = $150 * Elite giving an Elimination * Neck brace = $300 * Elite hugging his mother * Loving your mommy = Priceless. There's always Mastercard.

"Wasted Youth Crew" plays and the Television champion comes out w/o his belt but with his sister. He gets in ring and flips off the crowd. The crowd boos. Deanna teases the men in the audience and they boo…a little. So now "Wake Up" plays and Sonnette comes out with Sarah Murphy. The men cheer as they remember when she was naked in a match before. Fond memories. Memories which can be captured on Kodak film. So the bell rings and Deanna squares off against Murphy. Murphy runs at her with a spinning heel kick to Deanna. Sarah stomps away at Deanna. She picks Deanna up and body slams her back down. She tries to maneuver Deanna into a 10-57 but Deanna squirms out of it and tags in Krist. Sarah is ready to fight but the Overlord wants Sonnette. He points to the corner and motions for Sonnette to come in. The crowd in the Garden gets louder because they wanna see these two. Sarah walks over and tags Sonnette. Sonnette runs over and tackles down Overlord and the two roll around the ring for a while. Overlord gets to the ropes and they break apart. Krist reaches his feet. They go to try a collar and elbow tie up but Krist is quick with a poke to the eye. Krist executes a slick drop toe hold. He then turns Sonnette over and executes the technical figure four. Sonnette pounds the mat. She's trying not to give….Krist is relentless. He must've figured to neutralize Sonnette's speed, he'd have to stop her legs. Sonnette reaches the ropes and Krist breaks the hold. Overlord picks up Sonnette but she's still lightning fast as she slips behind him and delivers a Hentai suplex. A one…a two…Oh! So close! Overlord gets to his feet to tag Deanna. Sonnette welcomes her with a fist. But Overlod clocks her from behind. Sarah makes an attempt to help out Sonnette but the referee cuts her off. Deanna gives Sonnette a DDT. Overlord climbs the top turnbuckle and delivers frog splash. The referee turns and counts one…two…no! Overlord gets frustrated and tries to execute a vertical suplex but Sonnette blocks it. Overlord tries again and she blocks it again. Sonnette with knees to the midsection and and hooks in the fisherman's suplex. Only a two count. Sonnette hurries to tag Sarah Murphy while Krist tags Deanna. Sarah opens with a running scissor kick to Deanna. Deanna is down. Overlord clotheslines Sarah down. He then hurries to the top rope and hits the Giant Leap. Overlord pulls Deanna over Sarah and the referee counts. 1…2…3! Overlord and his sister prevail!

Winner by pinfall: Overlord and Deanna.

"Of Wolf and Man" plays and out comes the…uh…challenger ready for his match. He gets in the ring and loosens himself up. "Voices" plays and the REAL People's Champion comes out. She steps in the ring and grabs the mic.

"OI, MINNA-SAN!!!"

Crowd: OI!!

"BOKU WA KAWAII DESHO?"

"HAI!!!"

Widow giggles and the bell rings. Colley immediately comes in with a stiff clothesline. He stomps her and picks her up. Irish whips to the ropes…leapfrog by the wolf…and a massive powerslam by the much stronger Colley. The Cano-sapien locks on a Camel Clutch and the Widow is feeling some pain. Yiffy attempts to apply more pressure but he doesn't and let's up the champion. What a good sport. They get into a collar and elbow tie-up. Widow is quick to grab Colley's leg and execute a fast dragon screw leg whip. Black Widow goes over to capitalize but she lets Colley get up. She returns the display of sportsmanship. The crowd cheers. Colley locks up with Widow again and he whips her into the ropes. When she comes back, Colley, gorilla presses her over his head. Widow is only 115 pounds. And he slams her to the mat. He picks her attempts a powerbomb, possibly beginning the Third Impact, but Widow turns it into a hurricanrana. Widow then executes a standing moonsault into a pin. 1…2…no! Colley won't quit so easily. Widow gets him up and sends Colley to the ropes. She greets him with a spin kick. Colley is down and woozy. Widow goes to pick him up again but Colley comes up lifting and tosses her in the air! Widow lands hard on the mat. Colley goes over to her and then he executes the powerful Corner Trap Powerbomb! Widow's head bounces off the turnbuckle. Colley then jumps around the ring and taunts for the crowd as they cheer on his next move. Colley goes to the corner opposite Widow. He sprints at her and hits the Bronco Buster! The crowd goes nuts. We may have a new People's Champion! Colley picks her up again and he sets her head between his legs. He motions to the crowd for what might be the end. He lifts up Widow for the Third Impact. He hits one powerbomb. Widow's head thumps the mat! He lifts her up again. And Widow thunders off again! One more time to finish but Oseiko is fighting it! She's punching and punching on Colley and he is trying to drop her. Widow keeps hitting him until Colley powerbombs her but falls back himself. The referee counts. 1….2…3…4…5…6. Colley is right back up. He picks up Black Widow and whips her to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but is unsuccessful. He turns around, however, and is met with the Kumo No Sasu, a very powerful thrust kick. She goes over to his legs and locks on the Kumo NoAmimono! It's only a matter of time before Colley taps! Can he stand it! He's writhing in pain! Will he tap? The referee is checking him. Colley just barely reaches the ropes. Widow is upset and goes to pick up Colley. Colley with a kick and Evenflow DDT! He moved so fast on Widow it was amazing! He looks at the downed Widow, then at the crowd. He kicks her arm. The crowd goes nuts. He runs over to one side and bounces off. He jumps over Widow and heads to the other side. On the comeback, the crowd gets louder as Colley drops the elbow. But Widow isn't there. The Big Yiffy gets up quickly holding his elbow. Widow digs down and musters up the strength to lift Colley and drop him on his head with the Kumouchikomu! Pin! One….two…three!! Widow retains once more!

Winner by pinfall: Black Widow


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"Engel" plays and the crowd roars as they await the Revenant. But where is he? Nobody can see him. Noone is on the entrance ramp. What's the deal? The Garden paid to see the Revenant! The crowd in MSG starts to boo but they are quickly silenced. A thick black mist forms in the ring. It's difficult to see. When it begins to disperse, Shaed Bloodgrave stands in the center of the ring. The crowd in Madison Square Garden goes ballistic in noise for the display they've just seen. But just as there cheers sound, "Wasted Youth Crew" plays and a chorus of boos sounds at the champion. Overlord is back again to wrestle in his second match for the night. He looks a little winded and he walks out slower. He must be tired from the tag match he was in earlier. He flips off the crowd and gets in the ring. The bell rings and we're on. Television title on the line. Overlord locks up with Shaed and is immediately shoved back. Overlord does it again and the challenger muscles him back again. Overlord gets frustrated and tries again. This time, when he locks up, Shaed wraps him up and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Overlord is up lunges at Shaed who catches him in the grip of a Sudden Impact! Krist with elbows to Shaed's head and a spinning kick to drop the challenger. Shaed tries to get up. But while he's on one knee Overlord gets him in a front facelock. Krist gets ready to DDT Shaed but Shaed counters with a Northern Lights suplex into a bridge! One! Two! No! Krist got free a second before a new champion was crowned! Both men back up… Overlord rushes Shaed and gets back body dropped right over the top rope to the floor! Overlord's fatigue sets in as he is slow to get up Shaed does not pursue Krist. Overlord finally gets up and rolls in the ring. Shaed with a pin. Only a one count. Shaed pins again. A two count this time. Overlord has to spend that extra energy to kick out and its wearing him down more. Shaed clamps on a side headlock on the mat. Krist tries to get up while Shaed keeps the headlock on. A punch to the midsection of Shaed. Another to the breadbasket. Then Krist forgets that and locks up Shaed. He lifts Shaed up and slams him with a belly to back suplex. Both men are down. Shaed nips right back up while Overlord looks sluggish. Shaed jumps and goes all the way around Overlord and drops him with that patented swinging DDT. A cover. 1…2…no! Krist is a fighting champion! He's got a lot left! Shaed sends Krist to the ropes and lowers his head. Krist kicks him in the face. Then the champion pulls the challenger back down and plants him with a DDT. Overlord ascends the top rope and comes flying off with a moonsault! How dangerous! He goes for the pin! One…two…Oh! So close! Tough competition for the champ. He goes to the top once more. Missile dropkick! It's gotta be over now! One…two…No! Overlord is furious as he goes to the top once more for a high-risk maneuver. Shaed gets up again. Overlord leaps off with a double ax handle directed for Shaed's head! He misses but he get caught in the Sudden Impact!

"SHO GEKI HA!"

Oh My! It's over! Shaed's got this match won! One…Two…thr…Oh no! Krist got a foot on the rope! Overlord saves this match by putting his foot on the rope! This match is NOT over! Krist survives! Overlord is on his feet as is the Revenant now. Krist runs at Shaed and slides between his legs. Overlord then takes Shaed down with a schoolboy pin! His feet are on the ropes. Overlord's using leverage from the ropes! One…Two…Three! Overlord steals it!

Winner by pinfall: "The Overlord" Krist Jonnson