As we pan to the announcer's desk, it appears that our commentators for tonight, Ayane Mitsui and Pamela Paulshock, are engaged in a little squabble...

Ayane: It just happened....out of nowhere!

Pamela: Well, you're the hot-shot martial artist around here, couldn't you do something?!

Ayane: Well..yeah...but I was just too surprised...besides, I'm not on security!!

Pamela: Good thing, or we'd all have been mugged and felt up by now.

Ayane: Well...ugh...*sigh*...fans, just a short while ago, before Mayhem went on the air...we've been...

Pamela: Invaded.

Ayane: One way of putting it...one of our cameraman was able to catch the tail end of it...

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Open to a shot of Scarlet Foxfire up on the top rope, while The Lady wrestler, playing possum, rolls out of the way of a moonsault by Foxfire.

Voice Over by Ayane: During a dark match between Scarlet and the Lady for consideration in the upcoming Cruiserweight Title...that man..

A figure runs down the ramp and is circled in the footage.

VO by A: ...known as Capoeira of the Paradox Wrestling Federation, attacked.

Capoerira looks quite a bit like Rey Mysterio Jr. (when masked, at least), and with a run ending in a cocky swagger, he slides in the ring, then the rising Scarlet is caught when he springs up and hits the springboard hurracanrana on her!! The Lady gets up...

VO by A: First, he attacked Scarlet with the Springboard Hurracanrana...and when the Lady recovered, he set her up--right there...and hit a Tornado DDT!!

The footage shows him doing so, first taunting "I dedicate this to you, Mommy!" before hitting it.

VO by A: --the move he calls the Liftado DDT...and what's even worse is this--

The footage then shows the Cruiserweight Title, which is on a table at ringside, being stolen by Capoeira before he takes off through the crowd.

Ayane: And that's what we last saw of him...

Pamela: You KNOW this is all YOUR fault!

Ayane: Nani?! HOW is this MY fault?!

Pamela: Nothing like this ever happened when Megan and Flyboy, Megan and Lilith, or Road Dogg and myself were commentating...now you get back on play by play, and all hell breaks loose!

Live from the Tacoma Dome in Tacoma Washington and up your ass, it's Wednesday Night Mayhem!!

Obligatory pan of the arena packed with screaming EAW fans, with signs like "DON'T GO OSEIKO!!" "GAME OVER!!" "NNOOO!!!" and "I LOVE MENCHI... FRIED!!" can be seen in the crowd as we go to our commentating team for the night.

Ayane: Well, welcome to the show! It hasn't really started yet and already we have trouble!

Paula: Yeah! Who the hell is this Capoeira guy anyhow?!

Ayane: *sigh* Anyhow, we got a wonderful show tonight, topped off with a a highly charged main event!! It's Blink Vs. Sonnette Vs. Lance Storm in a Triangle match for the No. 1 Contendership for the EAW World Title, held by the Decadent, Triple H!!

Paula: Yeah, well even if one of those guys wins, they won't get the title. Triple H is too damn good to lose to any one of those losers!

Ayane: Well, we got our first match of the night coming up... and this one is a bit personal as it involves my close friend Oseiko...

Paula: Hey, remember. Be professional, Ayane. You got a job to do here.

Ayane: I know, I know... *sigh* ... still, to think that Oseiko's helped me get this far to my dream of being a professional wrestler and now... she wants to leave...

Paula: Ayane, she killed a person! Gokuo's keeping her in the EAW just 'cause she's a cute piece of Japanese ass and he's endangering us all! Oseiko has every reason to want to leave the EAW!

Ayane: But it's not her fault! She killed in order to defend herself, we've all told her that... but she still seems so adamant...

"Back In The Days" suddenly cues up.

Ayane: Well, here we go...

Announcer Gary Michael Cappetta: This match is scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, from the city of Harlem, weighing in at 253 pounds... BOOKER T!!!

Ayane: Booker T is coming down the ring right now... he looks pretty well considering he got hit by the Cute Cat Mat Slam... ^_^ Hehe, watching Ariel do that WAS pretty cool!

Paula: Well she got hers. She's grounded. So I guess there's some justice in the world after all.

Booker T climbs into the ring as the crowd boos, some cheers... then "Strobe's Nanafushi (Satori Mix)" cues up! Out comes Oseiko, dressed in a plain white tank top, blue jean cut-offs, short tabi boots, and fingerless gloves.

Cappetta: And his opponent! From the Forests of Hokkaido, weighing in at 115 pounds... BLACK WIDOW!!

Ayane: Oseiko refuses to wear her ring gear once more, it seems, but she's still ready to fight... but listens to the fans! "Don't Go Oseiko!" They all love her here tonight!

Paula: What do they know?! They're just being selfish about this.

Oseiko stops halfway to the ring and looks to the fans as they chant "DON'T GO OSEIKO!" almost like a mantra. She looks... sad as she sighs, shaking her head as she climbs into the ring, and immediately Booker T attacks-- but Oseiko quickly counters the punch into an arm drag!!

Ayane: Whoa!!! Even when she doesn't want to fight, she's ready!! This should be a good match as referee Teddy Long starts this match officially!!

Ayane: Booker T gets up from the arm drag and throws a clothsline, but Oseiko ducks! SIDE KICK TO THE GUT!! And.. LYGERBOMB!! ONE! T-- no! Booker kicks out! Wow, listen to the fans! They're actually... BOOING OSEIKO!! They don't want to see her win this match because if she does, she can freely leave the EAW!

Paula: Like I said, what do they know?

Ayane: Well, I know Oseiko well enough to know that this is going to bother her a lot! She's looking to the fans... and BOOKER T takes advantage!! PUNCH TO THE GUT! And... SIDE SLAM!! Now Booker T applies the leg lock! Good strategy there, going for Oseiko's legs as they're a main part of her arsenal of moves! Teddy Long's checking to see if Oseiko wants to give up, but she won't! She's too strong for that!

Paula: If she's so strong, then why does she want to quit?

Ayane: ... --;; ... WHOA!! OSEIKO USES HER FREE LEG TO HEEL KICK BOOKER T IN THE FACE! THE HOLD IS BROKEN!! KIPPUP BY OSEIKO! REVERSE TIGER SUPLEX!! Oseiko runs up to the top rope... waiting... and... KUMORANA!!!! ONE! TWO! TH--NO! BOOKER T MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! Oseiko advances-- NO! BOOKER T WITH THE HARLEM SIDE KICK!! Cover! One! Two! But Oseiko kicks out! Booker T picks her up... kick to the gut... and... AXE KICK!!! SPINNUP!!

Paula: SPIN-A-ROONIE!! SPIN-A-ROONIE!!

Ayane: (How can anyone be taken seriously with a move called the "Spin-A-Roonie?") *sigh* Booker signalling... the Harlem Hangover?! Booker T climbs up... AND THERE IT IS BUT OSEIKO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND BOOKER T LANDS ON HIS BACKSIDE!!! Oseiko runs to the ropes and SHINZUKUMO NO SASU RIGHT IN THE FACE OF BOOKER T!!! OUCH!! Cover! One! Two! Th--NO!! BOOKER T GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! Oseiko looks like she's getting fustrated and the fans are starting that chant up again! She picks up Booker T and... looks like she's going to deliver the Bakumo No Amimono!! NO!! BOOKER T COUNTERS!! AND-- FALL FROM HARLEM!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! BOOKER T WINS!!

Winner: Booker T by pinfall

Paula: Wow, short match.

Ayane: But it still had plenty of impact! And you can tell Oseiko is off her game here because of the fans being more than vocal... they just don't want to see her leave!

As the victorious Booker T leaves the ring with a sore Oseiko watching on, the young ninja lowers her head, eyes closed... then looks to the fans as they chant "DON'T GO OSEIKO! DON'T GO OSEIKO!" Her fists clench as the chant gets to her... she then runs over to Cappetta, grabs the mic from him...

Oseiko: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!!!

The fans start to boo Oseiko now as she shouts at them.

Ayane: ... Whoa... I... I haven't seen Oseiko like this before...

Oseiko: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO LEAVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE EAW?!! THE LONGER I'M HERE, THE MORE THE NO KILLING RULE IS BEING TURNED INTO A JOKE!! I'M TRYING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF MYSELF BY LEAVING, BUT PRESIDENT GOKUO WON'T LET ME!! AND NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING ME!!! I THOUGHT YOU ALL SUPPORTED ME!! I... I...

Oseiko's shoulder slump as she drops her head, tears begining to fall from her eyes.

Oseiko: ... I just want to do the right thing...

The crowd goes silent for a moment... but then the chant starts up again.

"DON'T GO OSEIKO! DON'T GO OSEIKO! DON'T GO OSEIKO!"

Oseiko looks up once more, tears streaming down.

Oseiko: ... Minna no baka...

She then throws the mic down and storms from the ring in tears, running back up the aisle.

Ayane: ...

Paula: What... what she say?!

Ayane: ... She just called the fans idiots...! I... this is really getting to Oseiko here... I... uhm, we have to take a commercial break... we'll be right back... I'LL be right back...

Ayane pulls the headset off and runs up the aisle, following Oseiko as we fade out for a commercial break.

***WINGS OF ENTERPRISE, COMING SOON TO UPN!! =P***

Back to the show, as we see what happened during the break. Oseiko has packed up her stuff already and is leaving the arena as Ayane runs over to her. They're speaking in Japanese, but subtitles below the screen help the crowd to understand what they're saying.

Ayane (subbed): OSEIKO-CHAN!! WAIT!! PLEASE WAIT!!

Oseiko turns to Ayane, her tears still falling.

Ayane (subbed): Oseiko-chan, you didn't mean it, did you?! After everything the fans have done for you?! You didn't mean to call them.... idiots, did you?!

Oseiko (subbed): Yes I did. Ayane-chan... they betrayed me! Here I am trying to do the right thing by quitting the EAW before I hurt anyone else and it's people like Gokuo-san and the fans who just don't understand! They've never taken a human life before!! I have!! And I don't want to do it again! That's why they're idiots!! That's why I want to leave!! You know... to hell with the fans. To hell with Gokuo-san. I'm not going to Riot Rulz. I'm exempt from all the rules. I quit.

Oseiko turns and leaves the arena, leaving Ayane in utter shock.

Back to the show, with Ayane and Paula.

Ayane: Folks, Oseiko's left the arena... and I think she's gotten worse. I hope she won't do anything rash... I-I mean I know she won't commit harakiri or anything, but... well, as her friend, I'm worried about her, Paula.

Paula: Yeah, well... there's nothing you can do about it, really. She's just gone off the deep end.

Ayane: Huh? o_O;

Paula: She's nuts, pure and simple. Better lock her away in a rubber room before something bad happens.

Before Ayane can argue the matter, "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park cues up as Bret Hart comes out to a decent pop.

Ayane: *sigh* Here's Bret Hart, everyone! Look, Oseiko's not crazy, she's... she's just in a state of grief, that's all! There's nothing wrong with that, really!
As Bret enters the ring, "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up as the EAW People's Champion comes out to the same response as the Hitman. Though the look in his eyes shows the concern he's feeling.
Ayane: And I really worry about Michael, who's in the ring right now. I know he'd rather look for Oseiko instead of compete in this match, but the show must go on, ne?

Both competitors shake hands, then go to their respective corners as referee Mike Chioda calls for the bell.

Ayane: Collar-elbow tie-up, ah, the classic "Test-of-Strength Bret... hiptoss to Code Red! Connelly gets back up, only to recieve another hiptoss...and another...and another.

Paula: Four hip-tosses. Oooo, how hardcore. >=P

Ayane: Paula... this time, Hart locks on an armbar! But Connelly reaches the ropes. so the Hitman breaks the hold! Connelly gets back up and picks Hart up... SUPLEX!! Pick-up-- DDT!!Bret sets up Connelly for a piledriver-- no! Michael counters, tripping Hart!! And the People's Champion is going for the Figure Four Leg Lock!!

Paula: Who booked this match, Steve Corino?

Ayane: Hart gets to the ropes, Connelly quickly gets up and meets Hart with a chop to the chest...
Crowd: "WHOOOOOOOOO!"
Ayane: And another...
Crowd: "WHOOOOOOOOO!"
Ayane: Oh, my! Another...!
Crowd: "WHOOOOOOOOO!"
Ayane: Wait, Hart counters the next chop and strikes back with chops of his own!!
Crowd: "WHOOOOOOOOO!"

"WHOOOOOOOOO!"

Paula: Business is about to pick up!!

Ayane: IT'S RYOKAMI!!! HE JUST DROPPED FROM THE RAFTERS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MICHAEL GETS UP AND-- NO!! MARTIAL ARTS KICK TO HIS CHEST KNOCKS HIM BACK DOWN!!! Bret sees it and tries to help Code Red... NO! RYOKAMI SAW HIM COMING!! HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK SENDS THE HITMAN FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!

Paula: Finally something interesting's happening!

Ayane: Michael grabs Ryokami-- GERMAN SUPLEX-- NO!! RYOKAMI-- HE-HE LANDED ON HIS FEET!!! NO!! D.O.A.!!! DAMMIT!! BRET'S BACK THOUGH! HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR!!! AND A SWING INTO RYOKAMI'S BACK that had no effect whatsoever!!! o_o;;;

Ryokami merely turns around and cocks his head, his eyes narrowing. A little shocked, Bret swings again as a strange black smoke emanates from Ryokami's left hand, and suddenly--

Ayane: EEEEE!!!!! O_O!!!! RYOKAMI, HE... HE JUST SLICED THE STEEL CHAIR IN HALF SOMEHOW!! BRET'S SHOCKED! AND-- NO!!!! KAJAKU TSUME AND A HARD SLAM TO THE BACK OF THE HITMAN'S HEAD!! I-- o_o!! OmiGod...

Paula: O_O! Where the... how did he get that knife from security!!

Ayane: It's black! Almost like obsidian!! How... how DID Ryokami get that weapon past security?!! Wait, Michael's in the ring, he'd better be careful... NO, RYOKAMI SAW MICHAEL COMING!! AND-- TENKA SAISHUU!!! NO!!! And... o_O;;; That blade just vanished into black smoke?!!

Paula: Okay, this is getting a little to weird here...

Ayane: Both Bret and Michael are down! The only ones standing are Ryokami and the ref! And-- OH, COME ON!!! RYOKAMI WITH THE SPINWHIRL FACEBUSTER ON MIKE CHIODA!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!

Ryokami slides out of the ring, and walks backwards towards the backstage, eyes transfixed on the carnage and laughing as maniacially as ever as "Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" cues up.

Ayane: This is TWICE!! TWICE that Ryokami's interfered wth a match!! WHY?! Why in God's name is Ryokami doing this?! Why?!!!

***WINGS OF ENTERPRISE, STILL COMING SOON TO UPN! =P***

Ayane: It's time for the former RTC member to go against the leader of Da Pac!

Pamela: All Stevie needed was some good poon, and that would've clouded his mind of that nasty Mae Young moment.

Ayane: Well, since you're always in a giving mood, why didn't you help him?

Pamela: I am not a whore!

Ayane: *giggles*

"Blood Brother" cues up, marking the arrival of Ninja X, and the crowd gives him a good pop. The crowd gives Jenna a better one, though. Ninja X with Jenna make their way down to the ring, and Ninja X rolls into the ring as Jenna stays on the outside.

The sound of emptiness fills the arena, as former RTC member, Steven (ie) Richards comes to the ring with a mix reaction from the crowd, some boos and some cheers. Steven runs to enter the ring, and is met by kicks to the back by Ninja X.

*ding, ding, ding*

Ayane: Ninja X is starting this thing off early, and Richards ! is receives some Tajiri-style kicks. Oh! That one caught Steven in the head, and he goes to the outside of the ring!

One! . Two!

Ayane: Richards gets to his feet, but X goes for a vaulting press! Stevie caught him.. and rams his back into the ringpost! . . Three!

Ayane: Richards rolls Ninja X back into the ring, and Richards is on the apron..

Pamela: Steve uses the ropes for a legdrop unto Ninja X! Steven picks up X.. and whips him into the ropes, and applies a Sleeper Hold! X is down to one knee...

Ayane: But, X jumps to his vertical base, and rams Steven's back into the corner! Ninja hits a falling backdrop on Steven, and heads to the second turnbuckle.. TORNADO DDT-- Steven powers Ninja X off!

Steven with a waistlock, GERMAN SUPLEX!! . . . One! . . . Two! . . . .

Ayane: Oh! No! So close.. I thought Steven had Ninja X there.

Pamela: Wait! Ninja X kinnups--Spinning Heel Kick to Steven! Steven gets to his feet-- Spinning Headlock Takedown from Ninja X!

Ayane: Steven gets to his feet-- and gets planted by a DDT from Ninja X! X goes to the top rope... 450 Splash! . . . . One! . . . . Two! . . . . Thr--

Ayane: Steven kicks out! X picks Steven up.. setting him up for the X-Plosion...! But, Steven lands on his feet!! THE FORMER MORTALITY CHECK!! THE STEVIE KICK!!! . . . . One! . . . . Two! . . . . THREE!

Ayane: NOOOO!! OH SO CLOSE!! Ninja X is getting up again.. another kick!

Pamela: But, it's ducked!

Ayane: Now, Ninja X has the X-Plosion locked in! X-PLOSION!! X-PLOSION!! . . . . One! . . . . Two! . . . . Three!

Ayane: Ninja X wins it!

Winner by pinfall >>> Ninja X

Ayane: Wow! What a great match!! We'll be right back, folks! ^_^

***

RIGHT NOW, HYATT HAS DIED.
AGAIN.

Ayane: We're back!! And during the commercial break Steven Richards was attacked!! Watch the footage!!

Scene switch to Richards limping down a hallway, until Rash comes from a nearby room and attacks him! Throwing him against a wall and grabbing his neck.

Rash: Sorry, man! But I gotta do this!

Suddenly Eighteen dashes at Rash, spearing him hard in the gut and forcing him to release Richards! Rash manages to get up, only to be met by a hook kick that sends him through the door he came out of!! She then checks on Richards, helps him up, and the two unlikely allies leave together!!

Ayane: Wow! I don't know what this means, everyone! But from what it looks like, it seems that Eighteen and Steven Richards are indeed partners!

Pamela: Well, up next we have the EAW Tag Titles match, and making their way down to the ring at this very moment, the Champions, Chainsaw!

*"Role Model" Cues up. Chainz and Buzzsaw walk out onto the ramp holding their Tag Titles in the air, being cheered by the fans. They make their way down to the ring, rolling into it, waiting for their opponents.*

Ayane: And now, making their way to the ring, the challangers for the EAW titles, The Expirementals! Oh! A rush on the ring as this match starts off quickly...kinda like all tag matches.....odd eh?

Pamela: Maybe..Chainyz and Zen pair off while Star and Buzz go at it in the corner. Chainyz cracks Zen in the head several stiff punches then kicks him in the gut. Zen holds his gut as Chainyz kicks him in the side of the head, knocking him out of the ring!

Ayane: The story is diffrent in the other side of the ring. Star with a strong shot to the face followed up with a closeline over the top rope! The men on the outside go to their corners as Chainyz clubs Star between the shoulder blades with a strong double Axehandle. Chainyz sends Star into the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Now Chainyz goes to the ropes. Star is up only to be knocked down with another Shoulder block. Chainys with a scope slam!

Pamela: Chainyz drags Star over to the corner where he tags in Buzzsaw. Chainyz holds Star and lets Buzz get a few cheap shots in before letting Star fall to the mat. Buzz stomps on Star for a bit before picking him up and exicuting a DDT..the cover..1...2..Kick out by Star. Buzz Tags in Chainyz.

Ayane: Good job cutting off Star from his corner, keeping him in, wearing him down..OH! LOW BLOW BY STAR! The ref didn't see it but man, Star just nailed a low blow on Chainyz. Buzz saw it but the ref is forcing him out of the ring. Zen runs in and grabs Chainyz by the head, dropping him on the ground in a modified sleeper slam. Zen then grabs Star and drags him over to his corner..

Pamela: Some..interesting Tag style wrestling there by the Experimentals..Star with the tag, no duh. Zen with a knee to Chainyz's side. Zen picks up Chainyz and whips him into the corner. Zen charges in and hits a splash followed by a bulldog! Zen with the cover..1..2..Kick out! Zen drags Chainyz over to his corner now and tags in Star, running over to Buzzsaw, slapping him in the face then running back to his corner where Star has already started stomping on Chainyz!

Ayane: Buzz tries to get into the ring but the ref is holding him back again. Star and Zen continue to stomp away on Chainyz before giving him a nasty Wish Bone!

Pamela: hehe..some times it great to be a woman! Chainyz is looking a bit hurt now, he needs to make a tag and soon. Star with an elbow drop to Chainyz. Star whips Chainyz into the ropes..Chainyz ducks a closeline and hits a big time Spine Buster on his return! Both men are down and.....Look!

*Jason Knight and Christine have walked out from backstage and down toward the ring, stopping a few feet from the ring, watching the match*

Ayane: What are they doing out here..

Pamela: Who knows..but what I do know is that Star and Chainyz are both going for their respective corners now...They both make their tags! Buzz and Zen charge eachother! Zen goes for a closeline! Buzz counters with a neckbreaker! Zen is back up only to be knocked down with a close line! Buzz runs to a near by turnbuckle, jumping to the top, turning and waiting for Zen to get back up..Zen is up...TOP ROPE SPEAR!!

Ayane: Buzz with the cover..1...2...OH! Star with the save there! Chainyz is in the ring now! Chainyz closelines Star and himself over the top room. Zen is back up to his feet! Buzz with the Hurricanrana..NO! Countered into a sitdown powerbomb! The cover..1..2..Kickout! Zen runs and jumps to the top rope..450 splash!! The Cover!

Pamela:..1...2....This time Chainyz with the save, a stiff kick to the head! He drags Zen to his Feet..Ball and Chain!! But he is not the legal man! Star is behind Chainyz..OMEGA WAVE!! The ref is yelling at Star to get out of the ring..by now Buzz is back to his feet and he attacks Star, spearing him threw the ropes. Both men land outside the ring. Zen starts to move around in the ring now..

Ayane: On the outside Buzz, the legal man for his team, throws Star into the time keepers table! The ref is busy with Zen in the ring..Star grabs one of the titles and hides it...OH! STAR HITS BUZZ IN THE HEAD WITH ONE IF THE TAG TITLES! HE rolles Buzz into the ring just in time to get jumped on by a some what dizzy Chainyz! Zen hits the Edge of Eternity on Buzz to finish him off!

Pamela: CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!...1....2....3!!! THE NEW TAG CHAMPS! THE EXPERIMENTALS!!!

Ayane: Wait!! Jason Knight is getting into the ring...Chainyz rolls into the ring to check on Buzzsaw while the Experimentals grab their gold and stand on the other side of the ring watching Jason..Its a stare down! Who wil make the.....

Pamela: JASON JUST TURNED AROUND AND KICKED CHAINYZ IN THE HEAD! HE DRAGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!..KNIGHT RIDER!! THE EXPERIMENTALS RUN IN AND START TO KICK BUZZSAW!!

Ayane: Jason is calling for a the mic as all three men stand in the middle of the ring gloating!

Knight: When my father was running his wrestling school, he had 3 stand out students.  Two of which were the Experimentals, and the other, well I think it is obvious, but if it isn't keep you're eyes open and you're mouth shut, for it will happen.  Just keep watching and you will learn.

Tommy Zen: Chainsaw, this is the beginning.  this is the end.  This is everything.  And I'll tell you what....you wish it never happened.  This team, is solid.  We are better than all others.  We are the team of the future.

Gives a few kicks and then they leave.

***

RIGHT NOW, MENCHI IS BEING SERVED.
McYUMMY.

***

We come back from those dreaded commercials to our two bickering young commentators...

Pamela: STORM!! STORM!! STORM!!

Ayane: Since when did you become Major Gunns?

Pamela: Since NEVER....I'm MUCH better looking than that surgically enhanced ho-bag...and you KNOW it.

Ayane: Well, at least TRY to be impartial while calling this match...

Pamela: Why should I? That's YOUR job.

"Oh, Canada" cues up just then...

Pamela: WHOOOOOOO...here we go, now!

The crowd isn't as happy to hear that theme...

Ayane: At least someone is happy to hear that Lance is on his way to the ring...

"The following match up....scheduled with TRIANGLE MATCH rules...is for the number one contendership to the EAW World Title!! Introducing first...from Calgary, Alberta, Canada....he stands six foot even, and weighs two hundred and thirty two pounds...Lance Stooooooorm!!!

Ayane: Loved by some...hated by everyone else. He gives Canadians a bad name!!

Pamela: Thought you'd be unbiased?

Ayane: I'll make an exception for Lance-baka.

Storm gets inside the ring, ignoring the huge heat he's getting from the fans...

"Take a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit cues up....and the crowd continues its heated response as the announcer begins...

"And the next opponent in this match...she stands five foot eleven and weighs one hundred and thirty seven pounds...taking up residence in Columbus, Ohio....SONNETTE KINTOBOR!!!

Sonnette charges the ring, the only thing keeping her from attacking Storm outright is senior ref Earl Hebner.

Ayane: Yeah... Sonnette definetly doesn't like Lance Storm. I think we covered that part already. Of course she would despise him for nearly--

Pamela: That was an ACCIDENT!! You can't hang this over his head forever!

Ayane: Well, maybe when he dies. >=P

Suddenly--

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME...

Pamela: That's Lemmy. That's Motorhead's Lemmy... o_O;;

Ayane: Why... yes it is! But who--

A song done by Motorhead no one can really place (though we know it to be "The Game") plays as Blink stands in the entranceway, multicolored lights flashing all around her; she's wearing black leather shorts with three Hs and "THE GAME" on the front and back, black boots, kneepads, a knee brace on the right leg, elbowpads, white tape on her wrists and right hand, and a cut T-Shirt with the words "GAME OVER?!" on the front and on the back "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M OVER!!" She has a water bottle in hand as she looks up, raising her head as she squeezes water into her mouth, then heads down the ring, eyes more focused than ever. The fans cheer nonetheless for this cosplaying mutant girl.

"And the final opponent...she stands five foot five and weighs in at one hundred and ten pounds...she hails from Miami, Florida...BLINK!!!

Pamela: You just LOVE her too, don't you Ayane?

Ayane: Grr...she NEVER DID apologize for that whole Neo DX fiasco...but I have faith in her abilities...and I'll set that aside...for tonight. But why is she dressed like that?!

Pamela: Hey, like she's been saying... she must be dressed up as another world's Triple H! *shrug* It kinda looks good on her!

Blink makes her way down to the ring, stepping up the stairs and standing on the apron... taking her time getting into the ring as she squeezes more water in her mouth and over her face and hair... and when the song gers to a certain point, she raises her arms upward, spitting the water in a fine mist as she screams, flexing her muscles.

Ayane: So... Triple H does this in an alternate world?!

Pamela: Guess so... hey, the song's kinda catchy, even if Lemmy sounds drunk. ^_^;;

Blink then pulls off the cut shirt, revealing a black tank top underneath, climbing into the ring as her borrowed theme fades out...

*ding, ding*

Ayane: Sonnette immediately diving towards Storm...hammering away with rights...cinches him up...WOW!! HUGE VERTICAL SUPLEX THERE!! Storm dropped down on his back hard! Storm gets back up, favoring his back...Sonnette on the attack again--stops her short with a knee to the midsection, and firing away with some lefts...a right...Blink grabs Storm from behind! Storm reversing...waistlock by Storm...hoists her up...over the shoulder. Swings and--the legs of Blink nearly kick Sonnette in the head--Storm slams her down!

Pamela: It definitely doesn't happen often, but Storm actually has the size and weight advantage in this one. But has the worst hair out of all of them. UGH...a friggin' buzzcut...!

Ayane: Storm send to the ropes...double drop toe hold from Blink and Sonnette!! A pair of elbow drops into the back!! They each grab a leg now...OWCH!...and a wishbone legsplitter!

Pamela: Thank goodness spandex is so stretchable, or Storm may have ended up showing us his Lance.

Ayane: Lance pulled up by Sonnette...going for--blocked! Storm reversing now...there's a sidewalk slam! Sonnette up now...Blink after Lance who is going to the second rope--going to toss him off now...NO--Lance counters into a bulldog! Goes for the cover on Blink...

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ONE!--Broke up by Sonnette! Storm into the ropes now...short powerbomb by Sonnette!

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ONE!

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Kickout by Storm! Blink pulls up Storm now...snapmares him over...dropkick back of the head...and Blink bounces off the opposite ropes...LOW DROPKICK into the face!! Blink pulling up Storm now...suplex coming up--blocked--drops down into an arm bar!!   Storm pulls her up now...into a hammerlock...kick to the back breaks it up...Storm sent to the corner by Sonnette...Sonnette charges in--HUGE STINGER-STYLE SPLASH in the corner!! Blink and Sonnette double teaming now....and Sonnette going up top--but Blink grabbing her now from the back--ELEVATED BACKDROP--DOWN hard near the corner!! Storm climbs up to the second rope--drops down with a legdrop across the head of Sonnette!! Cover by Storm!

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ONE!

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TWO--Sonnette gets the shoulder up!!

Pamela: I don't know if it was just me, but Sonnette was REALLY COCKY earlier...having underestimated both Storm AND Blink...I think it is going to come back to bite her in her spiny ass here soon...

Ayane: Well, I'd hardly say she was cocky, but she may have underestimated them just a bit...Blink pulls up Lance...Lance and Blink exchanging rights...Lance sends her to the ropes...Blink off...Blink between the legs! Roll up!

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ONE!

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Lance kicks out!!

Pamela: YAaaaay!! Go Lance!! My obvious favorite for this match...

Ayane: Sonnette grabs Blink from behind...turns her around...standing dropkick!! Blink back up...quick suplex takeover by Sonnette!! Blink up again...Sonnette off the ropes...SPEAR!!

Pamela: YEESH!! A helluva spear! Like Goldberg's, but better.

Ayane: Like who's?

Pamela: Eh...someone you probably forgot about.

Ayane: Storm up now...SONNETTE WITH A HIGH LEG LARIAT!!! Storm caught right in the throat with that one!! Sonnette pounces right onto Storm!! Lefts!! Rights!! A headbutt or two!! She's trying to pound the living daylights out of him!!

Pamela: It looks like a scene straight off Fox's "The World's Greatest Animal Maulings....4!"

Ayane: Blink pulls Sonnette off of Lance--but Sonnette BELTS her one hard!! Spinning elbow!! And clothesline over the ropes!! Storm getting up...and a THESZ PRESS!! And Sonnette going back to the attack now!!

Pamela: Ouch...when she's done, you'll need a sheet of cardboard, glue, and the pieces of Lance's face on Sonnette's fist to put his mug back together again. Poor guy...

Ayane:     Storm fired to the corner...HARD by Sonnette now!! Flies at him around...SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW ON TARGET!!! Storm staggering out--Sonnette nails him with a Haymaker now!! And sets him up in the corner!! Is she trying to win or is she trying to kill Lance?

Pamela: After the match let's ask her...$10 says the latter.

Ayane: She's...uh now...NO...!! OFF THE TOP!! SUPER PORN PLEX!!! Sonnette has it hooked!!

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ONE!

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TWO!!

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KICKOUT!!!

Pamela: Wow...I don't think I've EVER seen that from her before!!

Ayane: Sonnette going up top...this could be it...MONEY SHOT!!!

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ONE!

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TWO!

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KICKOUT!!

Pamela: Storm's lucky to have his balls thus far...

Ayane: Ouchie!! Well, she wouldn't want to be DQed, but she's pushing it as it is....setting him up for a suplex now--tackled from behind by Blink!! Blink armdrags Sonnette over...again!! And clotheslines Storm over the ropes!!

Pamela: These two are good wrestlers and all...but this PERVERTED...VILE...degenerate crowd probably wouldn't like them any less if they didn't wrestle as well but had bigger boobs.

Ayane: I don't agree with THAT...but I agree they're AMAZING wrestlers! Sonnette and Blink fighting it out...Sonnette taking control!!

Pamela: Yeesh...she DOES remind me of a "HedgeHogan" right now...she's kicking ass left and right!! And up and down!! And in the other four directions!

Ayane: Storm up on the apron! Blink up...springboard--THRUST KICK!!! Sonnette up and Storm and Sonnette in a slugfest--clothesline ducked..waistlock by Storm--reversal by Sonnette! German Suple--Storm lands on his feet! Sonnette spun around..to the midsection--DEEP IMPACT!! DEEP IMPACT!!

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ONE!

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TWO!

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THREE!!!

*ding, ding*

"Ladies and gentlemen...Sonnette has been eliminated!! This match will continue until either Blink or Lance Storm is defeated!"

Pamela: In other words, until Storm can pin Blink or make her submit.

Ayane: It's down to Lance and Blink now!! Blink strugging to get up...that springboard thrust kick nearly took her head off!! Sonnette heading back to the locker room...a bit disappointed.

Pamela: A BIT? Sonnette never feels a "little" any type of way. She's probably boiling right now.

Ayane: Blink up to her feet--DROPKICK into the back of the leg by Storm! And the fans here booing...Blink getting up again--another low-aimed dropkick! Storm grabs the ankle...grapevining it now...drops an elbow to the inner thigh!

Pamela: HEY HEY HEY!! That's restricted territory there!

Ayane: Storm working on the ankle and knee joints now with this submission type hold...Blink trying to fight away from it...Storm gets back up to his feet....dragging her by it now--SLAMS THE KNEE INTO THE MAT!!! And Storm off the ropes...JUMPING STOMP ONTO THE PRONE LEG OF BLINK!

Pamela: What's that they say about a one-legged ma--PERSON in an ass-kicking contest?

Ayane: Uh...he or she doesn't fare too well? ^_^ OOOOH...Storm is tenacious...applying a reverse anklelock now on Blink!! She may have to give it up here!!

Pamela: A bit more working on that leg, and the Canadian Mapleleaf, and Blink will give it up faster than Torrie Wilson in search of a bonus.

Ayane: BLINK CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES....Storm yanks her away....she tries again...kicking with that free leg in desperation at the face off Storm--CAUGHT HIM IN THE EYE that time with the heel of her boot--GETS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

Pamela: But Storm making the most of that 5 count....

Ayane: Up on 3...4..SPINNING ENZUI GIRI by Blink!! Catches Storm unaware!! Limping a bit, but bounces off the ropes....FACE CRUSHER!! Blink kippups!! A house of fire here tonight...Storm up...kick--into the Diving Death Twist!! That DDT-Front Chancery submission combination!! And Blink maintaining control on it...pulls Storm up again--Snap Suplex!! Blink now...oh...signaling for a high-risk move!! She's gonna seal it here!! Blink springing up to the top with incredible agility...off the top now--STORM UP--DROPKICK COUNTER!!!?!?!?

Pamela: YES!! WHOO-HOOO!!! Lance is still in it strong!! And what a version of it, too! On the scale of dropkicks, nearly everyone is somewhere between the Big Show-Erik Watts end and the Bob Holly-Lance Storm end.

Ayane: Storm saved himself from certain defeat there with that move!! Showing signs of life...now Storm up...Blink looks almost completely out...pulls her up now--backbreaker!! Storm going to work with stomps on the lower leg--that backbreaker was more to keep her down rather than change gameplans...and OH NO!! Storm dragging her over to the corner now!! Has the leg--jumps off and snaps it back!!

Pamela: Well, after that Wishbone earlier, fair's fair, ain't it?

Ayane: Well, he's just BRUTALLY attacking her now....Storm pulling her up by the tights...tosses her into the corner, and stomping her in the midsection...then a few errant kicks to the weakened right leg....setting her up now and....uh oh...Storm going for broke here...OFF THE TOP----BELLY TO BELLY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERPLEEEEEX!!!

Pamela: HOLY HELL THAT WENT HIGH!!!

Ayane: Storm TOSSING Blink off the top rope over his shoulder...crawling over for the pinfall!!

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ONE!!!

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TWO!!!

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KICKOUT!!!

Pamela:   WHAT?!?!?

Ayane: Blink manages to kick out at the last possible moment!! But how much does she have left?!

Pamela: Enough to be able to stand after Storm DOES pin her? Nah..not that much.

Ayane: Storm still on offense....and pulls up Blink--inverted Atomic Drop!! Now sends her to the ropes...Storm off the ropes--ROLL THROUGH with the Canadian Maplel--

Roll back further...Schoolboy roll up by Blink!!...

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ONE!

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TWO!

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ESCAPE by Storm!!

Pamela: WHOOO-HOOOO!!! That WAS her best bet right there...but Storm got out of it!!

Ayane: Storm nearly got her with the Mapleleaf...Storm grabs the leg...yanks her up by it--now--kick right into the lower abdomen from Blink...repeated ones now!! Storm doubled over--what the...?! o_O! She hooked the arms and... is she?!! YES!! PEDIGREE!!! SHE DID TRIPLE H'S FINISHING MOVE!! She is the Game tonight, and Storm is caught by surprise with that move! Blink falling off balance Storm crawling back up now...still--Blink bounces off--CATCHES STORM--SWINGBREAKER!!! SWINGBREAKER!!

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ONE!!

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TWO!!!!

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THREE!!!!

*ding, ding, ding*

"The Winner of this match...and NEW #1 contender for the World Title....BLINK!!!"

Ayane: Blink has done it!! Overcoming to the odds to beat the former World Champion and Lance Storm for a title shot!

"It Just Feels Right" (her real theme) begins to play as Blink is pulled her feet by the referee.

Pamela: Hell, she can barely stand!

Ayane: Yeah, but she can relax a bit now...since the match is over....she'll go on to face Triple H for the EAW Title!! See you on RR folks!!