Fireworks explode from the entranceway, as we open to another EAW Mayhem!

Signs tonight...

"Rock fears Brock," "America Sucks, eh?"(Held up by a Canadian Fan who gets beaten up by a group of Americans), "KAKKI! THE OFFICIAL CAT OF EAW!" "Quote the Akiko, Nevermore!" "STEPHANIE McMAHON! SLUT OR HO?" "Stand Back, there's a Unibomb comming through!" "WILD MONKEYS CAN'T STOP THE DANCING OF MY HAIR, JIM!" "Bitchoff Fears Steph McJugs!" "I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS AND I'M DOING THE MAMBO LAMBADA WITH THE SHEEPS, JIM!"

BG: Welcome fans and thank you for joining us tonight! I’m BG Hyde, and filling in for Paul Heyman tonight will be none other than Hollywood Hulk Hogan!

Hogan: Well, ya know sump'in, BG, I LOOOOVE this business, and when McMahon actually lets me retire, I want to be a part of it somehow, someway...and maybe being a commentator could be the way. So giving it a shot tonight, and see how it turns out...

"Live and Learn" hits, bringing with it Sonic herself. She's grinning broadly, playing up to the fans as she makes her way to the ring, grabbing up a microphone.

"Hello, Cleveland!" Cheap pop. "Y'know, this may not be quite my hometown, but you sure do know how to make a girl feel at home! Now, I'm sure some of you are wondering what was with all the whining, the bitching, and most of all the mood swinging two weeks back... gimme a break, I was PMSing! Glenda just hit on a sour note, namely that my career was going nowhere fast, at a really bad time. But I don't hold a grudge... besides, I proved to her, myself, and everyone else around here that I can still hang with the best of them, and I am STILL the Toughest Bitch in the EAW!" The crowd cheers raucously, and Sonic smirks. "HOWEVER... there is the little matter of what to do with that title shot I won. Now, with the nWo resting in pieces, there isn't much point in the bWo anymore... and besides, Meanie's a little pre-occupied, ifyaknowwhatImean." This prompts assorted hoots and catcalls, and Sonic just grins knowingly. "But I still want those tag belts... and so, I've decided to take the SECOND-Toughest Bitch here up on her offer of teaming up! But not quite so fast... I'd be a real idiot to jump right into a title shot with a partner I've never teamed with before, and only fought once, wouldn't I? So, Gokuo, if you're listening... put that title shot on hold for just a bit. Glenda and I'll take it later, sometime closer to the PPV probably... just give us a match or two to warm up and get to know each other's styles first. Then, we'll see about that title shot. 'Kay? Yeah, I knew you'd understand. Now, I'll get out of the way so my NEW PARTNER can come out here and take care of a little business!"

"Live and Learn" cues up again, as Sonic leaves the ring.

Hogan: That's what I like to see, Brother! No grudges held and the promise of some great action in the future.

BG: ...I'm not a brother. But we're about to see Glenda now. Is she all talk or will she deliver the goods?

Pyro speeds to the stage like the Dudley Boyz entrance and the whole stage seems to explode in flames. "Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 cues up and Glenda shows up on stage and begins her trek to the ring.

Capetta: The following match is one fall for the EAW Cruiserweight Championship. The challanger, making her way to the ring from Memphis, TN, weighing in at 215 lbs, Glenda "Unibomb" Jacobs!

BG: Here comes Glenda. She looks intense and ready for this match. She has somthing to prove here tonight.

Hogan: I gotta admit respect for Glenda. She's got a great work ethic and an old school style you can't deny.

Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through!

"Hurricane" Bush cues up and Hurricane makes his way out, stopping to stand heroically at the stage before coming down.

Capetta: And making his way to the ring from Raleigh, NC, weighing in at 191 lbs, the EAW Cruiserweight Champion, The Hurricane!!!

BG: Definitly a differance in styles. While Glenda prides herself on technical and brawling skills, Hurricane makes his home in the air.

Hogan: We really see some amazing things from him.

BG: Still, you've gotta wonder if his mind is fully on this match. He's had a rollercoster of a past week thanks to Molly Holly.

Hogan: You gotta admit. After what he found out involving the love of his life, he's gotta be feeling a burn in his heart.

BG: Hurricane offering a handshake. Always the goodguy, he is.

Hogan: Glenda doesn't look to sure... she's taking his hand... and a whip! But Hurricane seems to expect this as he counters, whipping her into the ropes-- Powerslam and a pin this early! Not even a One count as Glenda kicks him off. Glenda to her feet and Hurricane with an armdrag.

BG: Glenda's quick to roll through and trading punches now. One of Hurricane's managed to hit sqarly in the head. Armwrench to Glenda and pulling her back up by that arm and an armdrag.

Hogan: Good move there, weakening the arms. Glenda shaking her right arm a bit. That's her chokeslam arm, BG. Smart, but she's got more than just that in her arsenal... and showing it with a hard Scoop Slam to Hurricane. He kickups and runs at her, but she umps over him. They turn to face each other. Glenda swings and misses. Hurricane grabs her but she slides under him and up behind. Hard elbows to his back and a Big Boot right to the back of his head.

BG: Hurricane is down and Glenda blatently choking him. The referee admonishing Glenda now. Glenda pulling Hurricane up... pick up for a powerbomb... Spinning now-- OH! Hard Spiral Powerbomb! Good thing you're here, Hogan, or I'd have to put up with Heyman screaming somethign about gimmick infringment. And she doesn't let up with another scoop slam.

Hogan: Heh.... Hurricane back up... whips Glenda to the ropes and goes for a clothesline-- Glenda ducks under, catches him on the turnaround-- Shoulder Breaker! Going fore a clothesline of her own as he gets up, but he pulls her stunt of ducking under it, and repays her with a Sitdown Powerbomb. Picking her up and whip to a corner. Runs in with a clothesline. As she stumbles out another whip to the ropes and another Powerslam Pin.

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Hogan: Glenda rolls away and to her feet. She's a bit dazed, but all in all... is that look on her face impressed or surprised.

BG: Probably a bit of both. Oh... Roundhouse Dropkick to Hurricane's head. Hurricane falling back into a corner and Glenda now Stomping a Mudhole and walking it dry. She's grabbing him by the hair and lifting him back in the corner, measuring that right fist and BRUTAL punch to the temple.

Hogan: Hurricane stumbling from the corner and flopping to the mat. Glenda up top... we've seen this, BG. High flying lariat...

BG: But not this time! Hurricane to his feet ad rushes the turnbuckle before she can take flight! Glenda knocked backward from the top rope to the outside! But Glend anot wasting time... sliding back in as quick as she can and runs in with a clothseline. She picks him up... JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!! She's crawling up him and covering...

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BG: Smart move, taking that leg apart. Not only weakens his vertical base, but prepares him for that Short Fuse of hers.

Hogan: And he makes it to the rope again. She clubs him once more and... good call, BG. that's the set up lock for the Short Fuse... But Hurricane punche sher int he face as she goes down to grab his shoulders! She lets go and he hops up, shaking that leg a bit. DDT to Glenda! Glenda rolls out, dazed and trying to get a breather... Hurricane on the top rope and... Springboard Plancha! Not trying to be as over the top as JR, but Hurrican HAD to have been at least 15 feet above Glenda before he dropped on her!

BG: The crowd is loving it and the Ref administering the 10 count.

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Hogan: Glenda with an arm up. Both to their feet... Glenda grabs him by the throat with a Choketoss! Follows him across the ring with a Scoopslam.

BG: Hurricane kickups and grabs her with an armwrench, taking her to her stomach and rolls her in a Cradle Pin.

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Hogan: Glenda kicks out again! Hurricane looks frustrated, lifting her up by the head.. and on his shoulders... DVD!!

BG: A Death Valley Driver by the Hurricane! Very nice. Pulling her up by the arm and whipping her. Telegraphing... And she gets in a Neckbreaker!! He rolls to his feet and it's a bevey of reversals. Ducking under a punch, spinning around, slide under, Whip, reverse the whip, duck a clothesline with that reversal... And Hurricane wins out as he manages to send her into the corner. Runs toward her with a flying Knee to the face, similar to a Shining Wizard! He used her as a stepping stone as he's now perched on the top rope as she stumbles out and turns... OVERCAST!

Hogan: Amazing monouver there. Glenda up to her feet and Hurricane with a Spinning Back Elbow to her face. She staggers and turns to him again, this time, Hurricane, quick as grease, slips under her and up behind her... Grabs her head... Reverse Mat Slam! AKA the Edge-O-Matic!

BG: Nice Shill for your buddy, Edge Leslie. He's grabbing her legs and making a pin from the move...

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Hogan: And she kicks out again! I tell you, Sister! She's running on some real power! He's frustrated and puling her up.. she wrestles him down and.. Buffalo Wing! That new move she dreamed up!

BG: Ouch! Is a body suposed to bend at the back like that?

Hogan: No, and that's the point. Hurricane in pain, but manages to be close enough to grab the rope with a pinky! The ref forcing her to break the hold. He's up to his feet now, thanks to Glenda having to be pulled away by the ref... OH! That Ref better not let Glenda get to him. His interfering gave Hurricane enough time to get ready and give Glenda a Hurricanrana when she returned to business! He picks her up and whips he to a corner--she reverses, sending him there instead. She's taking her time... and hard and measured punches and elbows to his head... backing up now... And I've seen a certain injured aquaintance of mine make that same Measuring stance... And Plants a hard elbow into the side of hsi head! That kinda hit makes the Colliflower ears get ripe.

BG: That's a horrible line... WHAT THE--!! Hurricane stumbling out and in despiration kicks Glenda in th egut! AND IT'S ENOUGH TO... HURRIBREAKER!!!!

Hogan: DAMN, that's a sick looking move!!

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Hogan: Hurricane looks VERY surprised as well! He's pulling her up, staying behind her and gives her a Rear Naked Choke Drop... Glenda's gotta have a strong neck to take this abuse! Picking her up again... and she grabs him with a knee to the gut! And.. TOMBSTONE!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!

BG: She's got a wild look in her eye and is breathign hard. She's ready to end this! Running her thumb across her neck and pulling him up by the ponytail! Up on her shoulders! G=BO==

Hogan: HURRICANE JUST SLIPPED DOWN HER BACK CATCHING HER NECK UNDER HIS ARM! HE'S RAISING HIS HAND!! EYE OF THE HURRIC--

BG: AGAIN NO!! SHE JUST TURNED IN HIS GRASP, FACING DOWN IN THAT POSITION, GRABBED HIM AND... NORTHER LIGHTS SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE!!!

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Winner and New EAW Cruiserweight Champion: Glenda "Unibomb" Jacobs!

Hogan: Incredible finish to an incredible match. Hard fought and truely one for the books.

BG: Uh oh... what's Glenda doing now... hasn't Hurricane had enough?

Hogan: Neither competitor looks fit to really continue... Glenda has the belt.. and... she's raising Hurricane's hand! A bit of a hug and pat on the back! What a show of sportsmanship!

BG: The type of thing you only see here on a regular basis.

Hogan: EAW, you gotta love it.

BG: Stay tuned for more great EAW entertainment after these messages.

Hogan: Originally scheduled to be against Chris Jericho, due to personal reasons, the match was changed to Kairi vs. Brock Lesnar.

BG: One can only wonder how ready Kairi is for this match.

Suddenly, "Crush Em" starts to play, and out from the entryway comes the monstrous WWE superstar comes out.

Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-Minute Time Limit. Introducing first, being accompanied by his agent, Paul Heyman, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6'4" tall and weighing in at 295 pounds…"The Next Big Thing" Broooock Lesnar!

Hogan: Let me just say from personal experience, this guy is as intense as you will ever see someone.

BG: How would you know about his intensity besides by watching?

Hogan: Watch this week's Smackdown! and you will see why.

BG: Aaah, I see.

Brock gets in the ring as "Crush Em" fades out to "Moonlight" by Showtaro. The crowd seems confused at first, until Kairi Lyger steps out from the entryway, to which the crowd erupts into cheers.

Capetta: And his opponent, making his return to EAW, from Kyoto, Japan, standing 5'11" tall and weighing in at 240 pounds, Kaaaari Lyger!BG: Kairi making his long awaited return to the EAW ranks now, and an auspicious way to return to the mat wars.

Hogan: Personally, I don't envy Kairi right now…this is one of the worst people to get back into the ring for the first time with.

BG: We should just see what happens though. The bell has rung, and we're underway!

BG: Kairi not wasting any time in this match, charging right at Lesnar with a hard kick to his gut. A series of kicks to the body of Lesnar now, but Lesnar showing barely any reaction to them.

Hogan: Kairi seems to be surprised…and Lesnar just clotheslines Kairi nearly out of his boots!

BG: Ungodly power by Brock Lesnar here, and now he's just grinning down at the downed Lyger.

Hogan: Kairi quickly kicking Lesnar with both feet right onto his chin. Lyger kip-upping to his feet now, and smacks Lesnar with a series of palm strikes!

BG: Brock reeling now, backed up into the corner by Kairi…and now a series of kicks to Lesnar's chest. Going up quickly now…block of the Hurricanrana…and a powerbomb by Lesnar….into a pin.

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Hogan: Lesnar back into firm control of this match, and Kairi holding his back as he starts to get back up to his feet. This is not a good sign for Kairi, as if your back goes out early in a match, you won't be able to do many lifting moves.

BG: And that could hurt Kairi, as he wouldn't be able to deliver one of his finishers. Brock now picking Kairi off of the mat as if he were a small child, and tosses him into the turnbuckles with great ease.

Hogan: Lesnar now trying to splash Kairi into the corner, by Lyger managing to avoid that, and a drop toe-hold takes down the big man! Quick splash to the back of Lesnar…but Lesnar powers out when Kairi goes for a pin.

BG: Kairi still has to deliver much more before he can hold Lesnar down. Kairi mounting Lesnar now, and starting to blast him with hard palm strikes right to the chin of Lesnar.

Hogan: A good wear-down move by Kairi, and it makes Lesnar have to cover up his face now. Heyman looking upset at what he sees right now, and probably rightfully so.

BG: Kairi going off the ropes now, and Lesnar up…Cross-body by Kairi…CAUGHT BY LESNAR!

Hogan: HUGE Powerslam by Brock Lesnar onto Kairi. Lesnar systematically picking apart Kairi Lyger's back.

BG: Kairi slow to get up from this…Lesnar scooping Lyger up into his arms….backbreaker by Lesnar…

Hogan: And this shows the vicious side of Lesnar now, as he just holds onto Lyger, and delivers another backbreaker onto Kairi. And still holding on…one more backbreaker…and still holding on…for a Gorilla Press Slam.

BG: Lesnar now going for a cover…

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Hogan: Heyman seems to be surprised that Lesnar didn't finish off Kairi with that one, but ordering his prospect on still….uh oh.

BG: Brock setting Kairi up for the F5…and if he hits this it's…

Hogan: SURPRISE ROLL-UP BY KAIRI LYGER!

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BG: Great way to counter the F5 by Kairi Lyger, but one must wonder just how much more he has left in this match. Kairi getting back up to his feet, Lesnar rushing in…NICE dropkick to the face of Lesnar by Kairi.

Hogan: Lyger showing a never say die attitude out there, and it could be what lets him get through this match.

BG: Kairi now waiting for Brock to get back to his feet…Jackal Claw! Kairi hits Brock out of nowhere with that! Rolling into a cover…

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Hogan: A nice technique right there by Kairi, and now the man from Japan has the advantage.

BG: Kairi going off the ropes now…flying cross body…Caught by Lesnar…Lifting him onto his shoulders.

Hogan: And THERE'S the F5! Kairi blasted right out of his ring attire with that one pretty much.

BG: Lesnar with the cover now.

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Capetta: Here is your winner, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar!

Hogan: Lesnar once again mostly dominates an opponent, and keeps his streak going.

BG: Lyger will have to re-think his re-entrance into EAW. When we get back, the Tag Team Titles are on the line! Stay tuned!

LET THE BODIES HIT THE...FLOOOOOOOOOOOR!

BG: We're back, everyone, and in time for a tag team title defense...a rematch from a few weeks ago, which featured Kyouki Shoujo defending the titles, but Akiko at the time was in the guise of "Pogo-chan."

Hogan: After that match, due to Akiko's cheating, LG promised Deadly Extremity a rematch--unpopular as it may be--but fair.

The crowd boos heavily for Frosti and Savvy as their music begins...

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the EAW Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers: at a combined weight of 263 pounds...they are members of Generation NEXT...Frosti and Savvy, the tag team combination of DEADLY EXTREMITY!!

BG: Right...of course, knowing the way co-commissioner Donnie B runs things, he may have taken action to grant a rematch anyway. Although he's been somewhat distracted from his dues as of late.

Hogan: Donnie's a snake in the grass...untrustworthy, ruthless, lying--he's kinda like Vince McMahon.

BG: Heh! Well, fortunately he's not going to be at ringside for this one, so hopefully this should be a Donnie B-free match.

Deadly Extremity gets in the ring, and then "Ride On a Shooting Star" by The Pillows cues up, to a large ovation from the crowd...

Hogan: And the fans on their feet now for the tag team champions! And I can tell you from personal experience...even this late in my career that it's such a rush to be a tag champion.

BG: A rush?

Hogan: Yeah...OOOOOH WHAAAAAAATTARUSH!! Being in that ring...cheering on your partner...then when he reaches out...gives you that tag--and then you're runnin' wild over everyone!

BG: Well, maybe you'll get back the tag team titles soon again...

Akiko and Oseiko make their way out, posing on the stage Hardyz-style, as they're announced.

Capetta: And their opponents, and DEFENDING EAW Tag Team Champions: at a combined weight of 252 pounds...Akiko and Oseiko, KYOUKI SHOUJO!!

BG: And two tow cleary one of the most popular teams in the company, as well as in the business. However, Akiko is quite obviously rather jealous...being the less popular member...

Hogan: Jealousy's an ugly thing, Bea...it's caused many friends to turn their backs on me, and borken up many tag teams.

BG: Well, hopefully it won't come to that in their case...hitting the ring now. Tag team titles held up...and each team having a brief discussion here. And appears that Savvy and Akiko will start out...

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Hogan: There's the bell! And Savvy and Akiko going right for each other...slugging away with right hands--Akiko taking the advantage, and backing her against the ropes, irish whip to the far ropes, and Akiko boosts her up--DROPS her on her knee--the gutbuster!

BG: And Savvy rolling out to the outside--Akiko following after...Frosti off the apron--ATTACKING Akiko from behind! TOSSES her into the ringside steps!

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BG: Pick up now, and Savvy tossing her back into the ring...up on the apron, slingshot, and a BODY SPLASH on top of Akiko! Cover!

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Hogan: Savvy picking Akiko--RAKES THE EYES along the top rope, and tosses her into the corner. Charging in--LEG CAUGHT BY AKIKO! DRAGON SCREW nicely done!

BG: Savvy going for the ropes...pulling her away by the ankle--STOMPS the knee into the mat! Wrenching the leg back--ANKLELOCK APPLIED!!

Hogan: Savvy to the ropes though, and Akiko forced to let go of it. Trying to get up now...and...Akiko going up to the second rope---off the top, and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP to the back of the head, collapsing Savvy into a heap!

BG: Right out of the playbook of fellow "Engineer" Matt Hardy, and now pulling up Savvy by the hair--Going for a waistlo--Kicked between the legs by Savvy, breaking it up. Savvy leaning on the ropes...rears back, and a SUPERKICK to Akiko!

Hogan: Cheap shot there, and Savvy now tagging to Frosti!

BG: Frosti in, and as the dazed Akiko gets up--they set her up for a double team...there's a CON CROTCH O from both members of Deadly Extremity...off the ropes now, splash-leg drop combo, as if mocking the Event Omega...and Frosti making the cover...

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Hogan: Well, it's WAY too early for a leg drop--of course, Savvy isn't as big or muscular as the Hulkster!

BG: Jack Doan trying to get Savvy out of the ring...reluctant to...ICY MIST on Akiko...and sends to her to the ropes...caught..holding her easily--and FALLAWAY slam by Frosti! Akiko trying to get the ropes--running ELBOW DROP on the back of the head stops that short...CHEAP SHOT ON OSEIKO!!

Hogan: Frosti decking Oseiko and nearly sending her off the apron! Akiko set up now...reverse suplex coming up--LANDS BEHIND--WAISTLOCK--and THERE'S the German Suplex! Frosti caught by surprise--tag made to Oseiko!

BG: Oseiko in, Frosti getting up--springing up--and FLYING HEADSCISSORS takes her over! Frosti trying to make an escape--Akiko stopping her--elbow shots...and now a double Irish Whip into the corner--Akiko down--Oseiko charging in--on the back of Oseiko--SPINNING HEEL KICK in the corner! Frosti staggering out--BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY AKIKO! Now FRONT SUPLEXING Oseiko on top of Frosti!

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Hogan: Akiko heading back out onto the apron, and Oseiko in control now...pulled up--Arm Bar--into a BACK HEEL KICK puts down Frosti! Oseiko heading up top, and Frosti getting up in a daze--CROSS BODY FROM THE TOP!--KNEE into the midsection stops her short! Oseiko up--snapmare takeover by Frosti--DROPKICK into the back of the head!

BG: The crowd booing Frosti's comeback here, and pulling up Oseiko now--SNAP SUPLEX, and a floatover--

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Hogan: Oseiko pulled up to her feet, and elbow shot by Frosti, and whipping her into the corner--charging SHOULDER ram in the corner! Frosti climbing up...has Oseiko bytheneck--AND a CHOKESLAMFROMTHETOPTURNBUCKLE!

BG: Some showboating by Frosti, and lateral press--

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BG: Tag made to Savvy, and coming in now as Frosti picks her up..hooking her up underneath the arms--and DOUBLE FRONT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP planting Oseiko on the mat! Frosti dragging Oseiko towards the ringpost--CROTCHING her against it as she slides on the outside...Savvy with a Triangle Hold--and FIGURE FOUR AROUND THE RINGPOST BY FROSTI!

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Hogan: No doubt Oseiko in trouble here...and Savvy picking her up--to the ropes now--going for a DD--NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!

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BG: Oseiko getting up now--Savvy pulled up--kicks to the side, the back--and a DROPKICK to the chest by Oseiko sends Savvy tumbling out of the ring...Oseiko rushing to the far ropes--Cartwheeling forward and NO HANDS RUNNING PLANCHA on top of Savvy to the floor!

Hogan: INCREDIBLE high flying move from Oseiko...going up to the apron--ASAI MOONSAULT on top of her. Grabbing her ribs slightly, but shaking it off...picking up Savvy--tossing her in the ring now...

BG: Savvy trying to inch toward her corner, and TAG MADE TO AKIKO!!

Hogan: Akiko in now, and the champs picking up Savvy. CRESCENT KICK by Akiko...SPLIT LEG UPPERCUT by Oseiko..dazed now, and Oseiko sends her to the ropes--DOUBLE SUPERKICKS put her against the ropes! Oseiko setting her up now--TARANTULA!! TARANTULA!!

BG: Akiko against the ropes--BASEBALL SLIDE into the face of Savvy!

Hogan: Oseiko outside and heading back to her apron, and Akiko dragging Savvy away from the ropes...cover, hook of the leg...

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Hogan: Akiko still in control--RUNNING KNEE to the face there, and pulling up Savvy--bodyslam there, and springing up top...signaling for the SWANTON--but FROSTI shakes the ropes, and Akiko loses her balance!

BG: Savvy rather worn down, but now ready to take advantage...running in, and ARM DRAG from the top rope! Up to the top rope--SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT on top of Akiko!

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Hogan: Pulling up Akiko now, and sending her to the ropes...kick to the midsection--double underhook--NO, back body drop reversal! Akiko now to the ropes, and a running SENTON SPLASH! Savvy pulled up--to the ropes--ROLLING TSUNAMI! And Savvy locked into the submission here...Frosti in--KICK to the back of the head break it up, risking disqualification...

BG: Frosti forced to leave the ring, and Akiko pulling herself back up--Savvy reaching for the tag--Akiko grabbing onto her leg to try to stop it--another attempted anklel--SAVVY gets the tag!

Hogan: Frosti coming in--LEGALLY this time, and HARD kick to the ribs on Akiko! Setting up Akiko for Savvy--a TIGER BOMB nicely done, and Savvy rolling to safety! Pulling up Akiko, and hammering her back towards the corner--Irish Whip diagonally...AKIKO STOPPING HERSELF!! Shoving Frosti into the corner--turns around--MOONSAULT KICK by Akiko!! Hooks her now--and SINGLE ARM DDT plants Frosti!

BG: Akiko heading up top...and THIS time--THERE's the Swanton Bomb! Cover!

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Hogan: Akiko frustrated...and now picking Frosti--DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN by Frosti! Frosti slugging away on Akiko! Pulling the hair...choking her!

BG: And yanking her up to her feet--jawbreak--blocked by Frosti--go behind into a full nelson--DRIVER!!

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KICKOUT by Akiko!

Hogan: Frosti putting her in a chinlock now--turning it into a COBRA CLUTCH! Shades of Sargeant Slaughter by Frosti!

BG: Akiko likely not expecting this hold...and the effectiveness of the hold apparent immediately as Akiko gets weak in the knees..

Hogan: Maybe...but I think she may actually be trying to slide out of it...dropping lower now--WAIT! Back up--Akiko rushing backwards and RAMMING Frosti into the corner! Frosti releasing the hold--Akiko stepping back--set up--and SPINNING LYGERBOMB planting Frosti!

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BG: Akiko rolling away...Oseiko reaching out for the tag...fakes her out?! THERE!

Hogan: And OSEIKO GETS THE TAG!! Coming in now, SPINNING HEEL KICK sends Savvy to the mat! Pulling her up...Oseiko and Akiko--HIT THE TOTAL ELIMINATION!!

BG: Akiko heading to the outside, and pulling Savvy back up--Savvy with knees into the midsection--FOREARM across the back...superkick ready to g--DRAGON SCREW by Oseiko...sends her into the ropes--caught--PULLING WALK SLAM by Oseiko!!

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NO! NO! NO! SO CLOSE!

Hogan: Oseiko backing off as Savvy gets up--going for a springboard facecrusher--HITS IT!! And--Frosti pulling her partner out of the ring!

BG: Once again, Deadly Extremity bending the rules, as Frosti helps her to her fee--SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT PLANCHA on both members of Deadly Extremity from Oseiko! Picking up and tossing Savvy into the ring, and Oseiko climbing into the ring--Frosti grabbing her leg...Oseiko trying to break free--pulled off--OSEIKO HITS THE APRON JAW FIRST! BASEBALL SLIDE in the back of the head from Savvy! And Oseiko back out to the floor!

Hogan: Frosti getting on the apron, and tag to Savvy makes Frosti legal again, and both of them out her on the outside--cheap shots as they double team Oseiko--and tossing her back in the ring now...Frosti rolling in, and stomping on the back! Grabbing the ankles now...

BG: Elevated Crab! Just like Oseiko's own Kumo No Amimono...and Oseiko attemping to fight out of it...trying to turn the other way, and the lithe Oseiko proving a little difficult for Frosti to keep a hold off--slipping free of the hold a little--and TO THE ROPES!!

Hogan: But a kick to the back of the head for her troubles, and pulling up Oseiko now, Frosti with a waistlock--GERMAN SUPLEX by Frosti on Oseiko!

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Kickout!

BG: So close to the win there, and Frosti pulling her Oseiko to continue the punishment...another waistlock--REVERSAL by Oseiko, and sending Frosti chest-first into the corner!! Oseiko setting her up on the top rope...this could finish it..and--SPIDER SUPLEX BY OSEIKO!! Now steadying herself...MOONSAULT from the top on Frosti!!

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THR--KICKOUT??!?!

Hogan: Amazing but TRUE...Oseiko can hardly believe it either...and pulling up Frosti--Frosti hitting Oseiko in the midsection...

BG: Side headlock, and Oseiko going for the Twist of Fate! Setting up--Frosti breaking free--

Hogan: SAVVY up on the apron, nailing Oseiko in the back of the head with the tag team title--

BG: SPEAR by Frosti! Oseiko down--tag made to Savvy...And Frosti heading up towards the top rope...set up by Savvy...aaaaand running corner trap POWERBOMB! Frosti hooking her--DIAMOND DUST!! Floatover by Savvy!

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*ding, ding, ding*

BG: And Deadly Extremity...stealing the tag team titles here...which is too bad, because they put out a hell of an effort tonight...

Capetta: The winners of this match, by pinfall, and NEEEEEEEEW EAW Tag Team Champions...Deadly Extremity!

BG: Rolling out of the ring now with their ill-gotten gains, and how they won it doesn't bother them in the least...

Hogan: Taking advantage with that belt shot allowed Frosti to make the comeback, JUST ENOUGH for them to take advantage and finish the match with that tag team combo move.

BG: Well, we have new champions, despite the way they won 'em, but that's not all the tag team action tonight. The Angel siblings up next against Chris Benoit and Vega!! However, before that...Macho Man vs. David Flair! Just after this break...

**Commercial Break**

BG: Well, at this point in the show, we were supposed to have "Macho Man" Randy Savage challenging David Flair for the Extreme Championship…

Hogan: However, Macho is bedridden right now, with a 105 fever and projectile vomiting. We wish him a speedy…

Suddenly, "Superstar" starts to cue up anyway, and out from the entryway comes David Flair, with Kelly, and with the Extreme Championship around his waist. The crowd is booing him heavily.

BG: Well, for some reason David Flair and Kelly are both coming out. Was he not told that his match was cancelled?

Hogan: He probably was, but doesn't care, as he steps into the ring…wait a minute….

BG: That's…the cage for the No Way Out match. What is going on here?

Hogan: Maybe David wasn't told about the match being…

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

BG, Hogan: THE HELL!?

BG: Does this mean…is Savage going…oh no.

The camera pans to the entryway, where we see…not Randy Savage…but WWF's old "Nacho Man" character.

Hogan:…OK, this kid is REALLY starting to piss me off. Now he's mocking Savage's legacy.

BG: And a referee being brought to the ring now…don't tell me…ugh, he's going to go through with this match like it is….

Hogan: I refuse to call this match. This sickens me.

BG: David grabbing the Nacho Man now…Spinebuster…and locks in the Legendary End. Guess what…David wins. Oh joy.

David smiles as the cage lifts up, all the weapons going with it, and Kelly slides in the ring with both David Flair's Extreme Title and a Microphone.

David: You see what I just did there…that was a preview. A Preview of, if Savage can ever find the balls to face me, what will happen when he does. A preview of what will happen to The Rock when he and I get in the ring together for our match! And also, a preview of what will happen to whoever dares to try to face me and take my title.

Hogan: So, they get bought out to job to you and feed your ego…even *I* haven't done that.

David: And speaking of people who want to face me…from earlier tonight, I saw two certain Asian hoes that wanted a piece of me; Oseiko Connelly and Akiko Nakano. Now I've already beaten BOTH of these girls in one on one action, and yet they STILL get special treatment and one of them gets granted a re-match. Blah. Since I'm in a generous mood, I'll tell you what I am going to do: In the near future, Oseiko and Akiko will have a match, one on one, for a shot at this belt! They can choose the match they want. And it's been signed like that by Donnie B, so there's no backing out.

BG: Woah…a major announcement there by David Flair! The Kyouki Shoujo girls will be fighting EACH OTHER!

David smirks a bit. "And whichever one of you wins…I'll be kind. I'll give you the home-field advantage. Because the match? It will be held…IN THE TOKYO DOME!"

Hogan: OK…why the hell is he being so generous to these girls? There's got to be a catch.

David smirks. "But remember, you're facing me: David Flair. And there's no way in HELL any of you can beat me! Not you two, not that dickless coward Savage, not the People's Tool Rock…NO ONE!

Hogan: That's it…I've had enough.

BG: Uh oh…Hogan leaving the booth, and David isn't aware of it.

David: Hell, if I have to I will take that…

The camera shows that Hogan was right behind David as David turned around to point to Hogan. The Hulkster grabs the microphone from David's hand. "You know something David Flair, week in and week out people have had to listen to your bullshit, calling yourself a legend killer and such. Well brother, I think it's time that someone shut that damn mouth of yours.

BG: Hogan has just laid down an ultimatum to David Flair! David taking the mic now…

David: You and what…

SMACK!

BG: HOGAN WITH A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE JAW OF DAVID FLAIR! Hogan with repeated punches now…Irish Whip…BIG BOOT! Kelly quick to pull David out of the ring before the Legdrop…

"Voodoo Child" starts to play over the speakers, and Hogan poses for the crowd as David Flair glares at the ring.

BG: Oh man, EVERYONE wants a piece of David Flair nowadays…and I think Hogan just fought for everyone who does. Folks, don't go away. After this, our main event…Vega and Benoit against the American Angels! Stay tuned!

**Commercial Break**

BG: We're back! And it's time for our main event! And it's going to be one wild ride!

Hogan: You're right about that! And--

Suddenly the opening Spanish guitar strings of "Bailamos" cues up, prompting a chrous of boos.

Hogan: Well, SOMEBODY's overeager...

Vega walks out to the stage with Luisa at his side, in her hands the ominous black suitcase. Vega looks to the booing crowd... smirks, then hops up into the ring, stopping to hold the ropes open for Luisa as "Bailamos" fades out... and "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace cues up in its place.

BG: And here comes Vega's partner for the night, The Crippler, Chris Benoit! Making his first appearance in an EAW ring to boot!

Hogan: There's no two ways to say it... Benoit's one dangerous customer when it comes to submissions, and with Vega as his partner... well, this could be one duo to beat!

Luisa holds the ropes open for Benoit as the Wolverine steps inside. Luisa then opens the briefcase, allowing Vega to reach inside and pulling the mask out, slipping it over his face... just as "Freedom Fighter" by Creed cues up!

BG: new theme music? And... look at THIS contrast!! Erica Angel and Kirk Angel coming out to the ring as a team, rather than apart like Vega and Benoit! Perhaps a sign of things to come?

Hogan: Who knows? But we both know how Erica and Kirk trained... who knows HOW Benoit and Vega prepared?

BG: Should be interesting to say the least! The American Angels now sliding into the ring...