Live from the Marine Midland Arena in Buffalo, NY, it's Tuesday Night Mayhem!!
RD: YO-Yo Stiggy, it’s time to get trip dioggity.
Pamela: Whatever. Here comes Jenna the next women’s champion.
Road Dogg: Not if Sarah M to the u to the…...rphy can hold onto it. Here comes the current champ now.
Jenna and Sarah square off. Sarah kicks jenna in the stomach and hits the DDT. Jenna gets up and pushes Sarah into the ropes. Jenna with a flying clothesline which sends Sarah to the outside. Jenna shoots off the ropes and leaps into the air. She comes crashing down on Sarah Murphy and both women scatter out on the floor. Jkenna is the first one up. She puts Sarah on the announce table, but Sarah fights back with a few punches and puts Jenna onto the table. Sarah goes to the apron. She prepares to leap off, but Jenna rolls off the table. Sarah stops and waits a Jenna gets up. Jenna grabs Sarah’s feet and pulls her down. She rolls into the ring;. Sarah follows and Jenna takes her down with a headscissor. Both women separate Sarah slams Jenna who stumbles a bit before being leveled by a clothesline. Sarah sith a rolling suplex variation and then a DDT. Jenna looks to be a bit hurt, but no matter, because she gets up, and dodges a drop kick. Jenna with a springboard moonsault that puts her opponent down.She tries a cover.
Crowd: 1…2…Oh!
There’s no pin, Sarah kicked out and rolled it over into a havashe armlock. She tries to make Jenna tap. Jenna won’t tap, and she grabs the rope. Sarah tries to pull her back, but the ref pulls her off.
Pamela: That ref is just trying to cop a feel.
RD: Cool.
Sarah pushes away the ref, but Jenna kicks her in the stomach and then hits a swinging Neckbreaker. Jenna to the top…..moonsault! Jenna tries a cover, Sarah kicks out, so Jenna drops a leg and then goes upstairs again. This time it is a twisting moonsault! She tries the pin, but Sarah Murphy grabs the ropes. Jenna picks her up she shoots her into the corner and then charges with a leaping sidesplash. She hooks Sarah for a tornado ddt. She looks at Sarah lying on the ground and then decides to go up for another moonsault! She doesn’t connect this time because Sarah rolls out onto the apron. Sarah gets up and leap frogs over the top rope to hit a hurting jenna with a drop kick. She tries a pin, but gets nothing. Both girs to their feet. Sarah shoots off the ropes again, but this time is met with a spear from Jenna. It takes her down.
Jenna puts Sarah up on the top rope. She then goes for---the Mach-X!!!! She hits it!! What a freakin move!
Crowd:1…2….3!!!
Pam:New Champ! New Women’s Champ!!
Dogg: I'll be Road Dee Doggity damned!! Jenna pulls it off!! And takes the Women's Title in the process!!
**Commercial Break**
As we come back from break, "Angel" by Aerosmith cues up...
Dogg: Welcome back eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody. The D-O-Double G on PBP with Pammy P on the CC. Up next is a very special match. Featuring a few ladies who don't need a special someone to keep warm at night...although we know at least one that has at least two to do that.
Pamela: It's time for the T&A match of the show, of course!! Meaning that now would be a good time to rob the King's place if you leave nearby, since he'll be stuck in front of the TV, and Lilith has to be watching this with..well...a LOT of interest.
Mandy Lepew comes out, wearing....well...a little bit of something. A small, red, top and bottom matching combo.
Dogg: I guess Mandy's gonna be a bit modest here. The option to wear clothing was there, and I guess she decided to exercise it.
Pamela: Fans a little disappointed...well...more specifically the guys. But, hey...it's the least we've seen her in so far!
Dogg: I think she wants to see that Jericho doesn't see TOO much TOO soon. It's pretty clear she's got the hots for the Lionheart.
Pamela: He'd be a lot easier to contend with if he wasn't so damn self-centered. Don't you just HATE when someone just talks and talks and talks about themselves over and over again?
Dogg: Oh, indeed I do, Pammy.
Mandy climbs inside the ring, taking position near an opposite corner, then waits as "Return to Innocence" by Enigma cues up...
Dogg: Well, Mandy didn't decide to go all the way, but I wonder if Lupe is gonna decide to...
Lupe's entrance ritual is gone through, as a moon-like beam focuses on the stage where she comes out...wearing only her 100% natural fur coat.
Dogg: ...WHOA!! And turns out she DOES! Females, males, and Derek...except for her "goddess-given" fur, Lupey's stark nekkid!
Pamela: Well...that's still a lot of fur.
Dogg: It's enough so that the censors let us get away with it. You gotta wonder if this is a smart idea for Lupe...since Mandy's gonna have to actually have to grab on to her fur and skin to perform many moves.
Pamela: Well, on the upside, it's rather warm under those lights, and any furries wearing clothes are even warmer than normal if they're fully clothed.
Dogg: Good point, dat.
Lupe gets inside the ring, but before the match is officially started, "War" by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony plays, and T-Bone comes out afterward...heading directly towards the announce table.
Dogg: Well...before this match, it seems we have someone else joining our little party...it's the T, to the B, to the O, to the N, to the Eeeeeeeee!
T-Bone: *putting on a headphone* Hey, Brian. Of course, I have a bit of a vested interest in this match...
Dogg: Yup...you the king of fur booty 'round heah. And now we're getting to see a side....well, various sides of Lupe here. Your partner, and in more than just tag teamin'. Although you two tag team on Sonnie I'll bet.
T-Bone: Heh! Well, you could put it that way. Nothing here I haven't seen, though. Just thought I'd come down here...have some small talk with another former marine.
Dogg: Yup...been...wow..damn...about a decade now.
T-Bone: Well, you probably have a better memory of it than I do...my memory's kinda swiss-cheesed.
Dogg: I do remember a lot of it...including nearly getting blown to H-E-Double L more than a few times. Anyhow...the match at hand...the two of these gals combined almost as furry as Albert is...
*ding, ding*
Dogg: The two of them lock up here at the bell...Lupe nearly a foot taller with the leverage advantage...backing Mandy down towards the mat...Mandy with with a headbutt surprises her!! Irish whip attempt--no, reversal by Lupe as she holds her ground...Mandy into the ropes...ducks the clothesline on the return...hits the opposide ropes...slide under--NO! Waistlock by Lupe as she catches her midway...hoists her up...FACE PLANT by Lupe! Mandy kisses the mat!! Lupe has her by the ankles...flipping her over now. Catapult could be coming up--LePew blocks!! Grabbing that bottom rope last second! Lupe yanks her off, though! Leg hook and a cover!
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One--no, kickout!
Pamela: Incidentally...just WHAT IS Lupe's age, T?
T-Bone: The difference between the present and when she was born...exactly. 2001 minus x...x being the year she was born.
Pamela: Damnit...I hate math. What's X?
Dogg: Lupe pulls her up...snap mares her over. Yanking her up gingerly by the hair...OOOOOOOhh...and down on the back of her head!
T-Bone: X is the unknown.
Dogg: Algae-bra hurts Pammy's little head....Lupe up holding her in a chinlock....Mandy slipping behind her with a hammerlock...Lupe spins around with a clothesline--ducked....set up for a twisting uranage supl--armdrag reverse take over by Lupe!! Mandy up....off the ropes--hits a Jericho-esque face crusher on Lupe!!
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T-Bone: Not bad at all...particularly for an overlander. You DO know the difference between a zoot and someone like myself and Lupe, right?
Pamela: Yup yup...Lupe's just what she looks like, but Mandy's a...well sorta normal...girl in a special living suit that makes her look like that.
Dogg: Pammy's gotta clue! That's gotta be a Ripley moment! Anyhow, both nekkid or nearly-nekkid furballs back up to their hind paws...Mandy laying in some light kicks to the midsection....sends Lupe toward the rope--Lupe puts on the brakes...spins around...dropkick to the chest of Mandy!! Mandy up!! Walks into the grasp of Lupe....GOURDBUSTER SLAM!!!
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T-Bone: Not exactly a move you see normally in a match between two females, is it?
Dogg: Or too often in the EAW. That's a move so old skool that it was left back about four years straight. Lupe pulling her up...about to make it double with a piledriver--back body drop by Mandy ensured it ain't happenin'.
T-Bone: Fifi waiting on Lupe....she's up...knee sets her up...suplex coming up...only got her fur to hang on to to get her up...having some difficult--drops her down with it!! Mandy hits the ropes...springs up for--Lionsaul--knees up, but Mandy fakes out! Springs off with a kneedrop to the head!! Mandy now with--somersault leg drop!!
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Kickout by Lupe!!
Pamela: Mandy's cookin' though. And, hey, she pulled out a variation on Jericho's own move he may find interesting...
Dogg: Lupe pulled up again by Mandy...set up in the corner...Tornado--NO!! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX--RELEASE--by Lupe!! Dumps Mandy to the mat with that one....hits the ropes...swinging neckbreaker off those! Hanging on...looking for a chain combination...snap supl--ROLL UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!
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NOOOOOOOOO!! That was close!! Mandy almost scoring a big one there. Looked like Big Momma Lay Ya had a few choruses ready to bust out on Lupe there.
T-Bone: *shudder* Please...don't mention that name. I LIKE having a healthy libido. Both of them are in rare form tonight....not that they're not good normally. Their worst days are better than the best match Regal's had in this company.
Dogg: Lupe takes Mandy to her feet....setting her up for a suplex of her own...wait...what the hell is going on over there?
T-Bone: Suplexed stomach first across the ropes...Mandy grabs the neck of Lupe though...SNAPS it down across the ropes--he-hey?! Who is that?
Dogg: Lupe hanging on to the top ropes...a little groggy...
The mysterious figure that the announcers are referring to pushes his way to the front...pointing...a weapon?!
T-Bone: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!
Before T-Bone can reach him, the figure fires...nailing Mandy in the back with...a dart.
T-Bone dives over the guardrail, tackling him/her/??? to the floor, hammering away on him. Lupe...unaware of just what is going on, cinches up Mandy....hoisting her up in a high vertical suplex position and Road Dogg heads over to help out..
Pamela: Ummmm...Mandy up high with that vertical suplex!! MICHINOKU DRIVER #1!!! Cover by Lupe!!
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*ding, ding*
Winner by Pinfall >>> Lupe
Pamela: Well...those two are making mincemeat out of our little intruder...so let's take a commercial break in the meantime, shall we?
**Commercial Break**
We come back from break, with Road Dogg seated back at the announcer's desk with Pamela, cracking his knuckles.
Dogg: *snap, crack* Welcome back to the Dogghouse!! We've got a "Two bad mofos come to the ring and beat the living sh*t out of each other with lots of stuff match" coming up next. But you probably would like to know what happened at the end of that last match...
Pamela: I think we saw...but...what was...who was?
Dogg: That little bastard Alan Fletcher from FETA...with a tranquilizer dart...from behind the safety railing.
Pamela: I see...
"Supercharger Heaven" by White Zombie plays as Raven makes his way to the ring to a big pop, carrying a bag full of "goodies". He sets them up into the ring as "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors down cues up. Kevin Tatum makes his way to the ring in a fairly decent pop as he then runs in an immediately goes after Raven.
The match starts off with Raven and Tatum trading blows. Raven then kicks Tatum in the groing and goes for a piledriver, but Tatum flips him over. Tatum begins to hammer away on Raven.
Meanwhile in the back, We find Test watching the match on a backstage monitor. Back to ringside. Raven, now having the upperhand in the match, irish whips Tatum into the steel steps. Raven then picks up Tatum and sucessfully, this time, give Tatum a piledriver. Raven goes for the pinfall, only to get a two-count. Raven, frustrated with the rate of the match, gives Tatum the Judo Front Slam. Then he goes out the ring to grab a table.
Raven brings back the table in the ring and sets it up, leaning on the ringpost. He then tries to give Tatum an Oklahoma Slam onto the table, but Tatum slides back, driving Raven through the table. Tatum then goes for the pin, only to get a nearfall.
Frustrated, Tatum now goes outside of the ring to grab a chair. Then Raven runs to the ropes near Tatum, and does a rope flip on top of him, forcing Tatum to hit his own chair. Raven goes for the pin to only get 9/10 of a 3-count. Raven then picks up Tatum and gives him a powerbomb ont the announcer's table. Raven rolls him back into the ring.
Suddenly, "My Hero" by Foo Fighters play as Tommy Zen comes out with a mic in hand. Raven and Tatum both looks on as Tommy prepares to speak. Tommy: What the hell is this? You call that extreme? That's not extreme, you idiots. That's just plain trash.
The crowd boos at him as an "Asshole" chant starts...
Tommy: It's not. It's not. If there is anything extreme here, it's me, "The Extreme One."
Tommy then takes a seat in the front row at ringside as Tatum sneaks up behind Raven, and gives him the That's Entertainment. Kevin Tatum, instead of going for the pinfall, then goes outside and sets up a table on the outside.
Tommy jumps over the railing. Seeing this as his opportunity, he then grabs a chair and clocks Tatum in the face, causing him to bleed, all while the Ref is checking on Raven. Tommy Zen then rolls Tatum on the table and proceeds to give him the Edge of Extremity through the table. Raven, slowly recovering, sees the chance to capitalize by setting up another table. He then places Tatum on top of the table. Raven also gets on the table as he them picks him up, give him the Evenflow, and pins him for the 1-2-3.
As "Supercharger Heaven" plays on the PA, we cut to the back as we find Test watching then end of the match, with a smile on his face.
**Commercial Break**
We come back from commercial break to..."A year in the past forever" by Grade then cues up.
Dogg: They've made themselves famous here in a hurry...and this match has been building up for quite some time. But are they badasses as they claim, or a couple cowards?
Pamela: Chainsaw gives a unamious "cowards."
Dogg: Plus who in the holy hell is this "third member" they keep talking about.
Pamela: The invisible man, it seems. Since we haven't SEEN him yet at all.
Dogg: It BETTER NOT BE HOGAN, or I may hurl.
Pamela: Like you don't do that already after your binges.
Dogg: I don't binge anymore...but there was that time when I spiked Flyboy's milk...
Pamela: ....
Dogg: It was TOO funny...
The Experimentals....Tommy Zen and Dave Star...make their way down to the ring, climbing inside to the vast displeasure of the attending fans.
Dogg: These New York crowds almost definitely give you their opinions, and I think...
Crowd: F*****s!!! F*****s!!! F*****s!!!
Dogg: ....This one will, too.
Pamela: And so they shall!! but...can you blame them? Lousy kids these days...no respect. He was lucky that Dave didn't show him his 96 MPH pitch.
Dogg: He can pitch 96 MPH?
Pamela: That's what I hear.
Dogg: Well, people talk about S&M's supposed "pitching" and "catching"...maybe your little head got mixed up...anyhow...
"Tear it Off" by Method Man and Redman cues up as Chainsaw comes out from the crowd like old-school Edge and Christian, sliding in the ring and attacking the Experimentals from behind while they expected to see them come from the entranceway.
*ding, ding*
Dogg: Total chaos here in the early going as all four men are in the ring!! An out-and-out brawl and the referee is trying to maintain some sort of control!!
Pamela: All hell has broken loose!! This is weeks of pent up aggression between these teams unleashed here!
A brawl between Zen and Buzzsaw spills to the outside, causing the referee to declare the other two the legal men.
As the illegal man brawl in the playground outside, Chaynz and Star hit it off with their own brawl.
It ACTUALLY breaks out into a wrestling match, as the two go through an Irish Whip series with both hitting a cross body block in the center of the ring. They both get up, and Chaynz goes for a version of the Gore, but has it reversed by Star into a submission hold. Both of them get back up to their feet, and Star hits a Dropkick to the chest on Chaynz, and pulls him and slings him to the corner. Chaynz rebounds into a roll up attempt by Star, but Buzzsaw breaks it up.
Star sends Chaynz to the ropes...catching Chaynz, then setting up for, and hitting, a double armed belly to belly suplex, getting a one and a half count.
Dogg: Star hits Chaynz with an awesome suplex!!!
Pamela: A little boring, but still nice to see. But the Experimentals are THE bonafide team in this tourney....since S&M are out.
Star pulls up Chaynz, sets him up for the spinning neckbreaker, but Chaynz breaks free while back to back, backsliding him for a long one count, then kippups as Star gets vertical, side kicking him in the side of the head, then sending him to the ropes..hoisting him up for a Military Press...!
Dogg: Star getting a boost up to the sky....Chaynz now--DROPPING FACE DOWN on the MAT!!
Pamela: Would be much more effective coming from someone about a foot taller...but who am I to judge how Chaynz wrestles?
Chaynz doesn't go for the cover, opting for waiting for Star to rise, then clamping on a arm-lock/half crab submission!
Star fights for the ropes as Chaynz fights to keep him in the center of the ring. Zen assists behind the referee's back by grabbing Star's arm and pulling him towards the ropes while pushing on the ropes, allowing him to get a break.
Pamela: The fundamental part of any successful tag team stragety: know when and how to cheat. That's why the Wildpack are a couple furry hasbeens as far as their tag team careers.
Dogg: Believe it or not, it can be done without cheating, though. I don't believe I've EVER really held on to tag titles fairly, but I've seen OTHER people do it.
Star gets up to his feet, sending Chaynz to the ropes...gets caught in a piledriver position by Chaynz....attempts a reverse...Chaynz sets him up for a running powerbomb...Star slips free...nails a DDT!! He then makes the tag to a fresh Tommy Zen.
Dogg: Tag made to Tommy...who doesn't seem to be in the state his last name would denote. Chaynz up...shaking off that DDT...Tommy firing away on Chaynz!!
Pamela: I'm tellin' ya...no new tag team has had this much impact since S&M!!
Tommy's basic brawling start turns more complicated in a hurry, and he hits a vertical suplex to take some more of the fight out of Chaynz. A reverse powerbomb position set up, then a Stungun assisted with a neck snap on the top rope by Star leads to a pin attempt by Zen...
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Chaynz is pulled up as Star tags in....a double suplex looks imminent, until Buzzsaw clotheslines Star, causing Zen to drop Chaynz and resume the beginning match brawl momentarily with Buzzsaw, but Chaynz sneaks and gets a waistlock on Zen, hitting a German Suplex!! He begins to go for another one, but Star waistlocks Chaynz, hitting a German Suplex of his own...then following it up by chaining it to another, leading into a pinning predicament!!
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Buzzsaw comes in momentarily, just before Chaynz kicks out, then grabs Star by his arms, then waistlocks him...German Suplex!! Another one right after!! A THIRD!! RELEASE!! Buzzsaw rolls Chaynz on top...
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Dogg: Unbelievable!! Three German Suplexes in a row and Star somehow kicks out! It seems like they keep trying to one up each other with those suplexes!
Pamela: I wonder if they'll reach the double digits before this match is over?
Though Chaynz made the pin, he'd had a lot taken out of him as well. Both beaten men make their way towards the outstretched hands of their partners in the opposide corners...Star to Zen and Chaynz to Buzzsaw.
DOUBLE TAGS MADE!!
Dogg: Now business is gonna pick up...as ol' sloopy would say!
Pamela: OOooooo...that was COLD!
Dogg: Yeah, I got fired, but as least I'm gonna have dignity about it and not try to kiss ass for my job back.
The two nail each other with rights as they clash in the middle of the ring, Buzzsaw gets whipped to the ropes, then caught on the way back, spun, and dropped face first into the mat. A triangle hold follow up only keeps him sedated for a few seconds before Buzzsaw recovers, getting back up to his feet and fires Zen towards the corner. A charging elbow in the corner puts Zen down while Buzzsaw springs up top, hitting a X-Pac style lariat...only from the top rope...on Zen before hooking the leg and going for the pin...
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Zen is yanked up to his feet violently, then set up on the shoulders of Buzzsaw for the benefit of Chaynz. Chaynz goes for a Doomsday Device, but Star rushes over to that part of the ring to yank the top rope, crotching Chaynz on the top. Zen hammers on the head of Buzzsaw, slipping off and landing behind him, then waistlocking him. As we think he's about to go for a string of four suplexes, he hooks him into a reverse DDT position, then sets up and hits a reverse brainbuster, hooking him for a..
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Dogg: Tommy Zen in complete SHOCK that Buzzsaw survived that one!
Pamela: Chainsaw are like a couple of cockroaches...you just can't get rid of them!
Zen pulls up Buzzsaw, then sends him to the ropes...arm drag attempt blocked....reverse...Buzzsaw with a reverse full nelson...rolls backward into the Afterburner!! Another one!!
Cover is made by Buzzsaw, but Dave Star breaks it up, then assists his partner in that double suplex they attempted earlier. Star heads outside and allows Buzzsaw to tag him in legally, then the two stomp on him in the corner at the same time, before Zen retreats to the outside. Star goes for a suplex...Buzzsaw surprises him by reversing into atomic drop!! He then attempts a Northern Lights Suplex, and is nearly successful, but it's blocked and Star DDTs him!! Star keeps the front face lock locked on the, pulls him up, double underhook--DOUBLE ARM DDT!! COVER
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Star is immensely shocked at the kickout, then attempts to work the arm...pulling up Buzzsaw with the hammerlock..armwringer...but it's reversed!! Buzzsaw goes into a series of his own...MAKES THE TAG TO CHAYNZ!!! Chaynz hooks him in belly to belly suplex position...rolling into a pair of them!
A third is attempted, but Star blocks and scoops up Chaynz on his shoulder...holding him up in a fireman's carry position...swings him around--knocking over the referee in the process--and nailing a Death Valley Driver!!
...but with no referee to count the pin.
Angered at the downed referee, Star pulls up Chaynz, and attempts to put him into another DVD, but Buzzsaw comes in with two chairs, slamming them into the back of Star....
then tosses the other to Chaynz...the two then hit the Con-Crotch-O on Star!!
Zen comes in with a chair of his own, leveling Chaynz then going after Buzzsaw...
the referee crawls over...seeing where one of them landed...
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*ding, ding, ding*
Dogg: THREE!! THREE!! He got the three!! And I do believe it was...
Pamela: You don't mean it was...
Dogg: Yes...
Pamela: *whimper*
"The winners of this match up...who will advance in the tag team tournament...Chaynz and Buzzsaw--CHAINSAW!!
Pamela: DAMN IT!! >_<
Dogg: Almost but NOT QUITE for the hottest new tag team in the EAW...Chainsaw puls off the narrow victory! We'll be right back after commercial break!
**Commercial Break**
[Ready in 5... 4... 3...]
Pamela: Well, Roadie, it's time...
Road Dogg: Damn straight, Pammie-P! It's time for the Champ to get dizown with the everyone's favorite redhead! I'm tellin' ya, Code Red's as cleancut as they come, Pammie-P.
Pamela: Hey, it's a real redeeming quality about him... but he'll need much more than just some redeeming qualities to take down the champ tonight. He'll need every trick in his book to do that... and even then, probably a bit of luck. Sonnette's a monster in the ring when she's going all-out.
Road Dogg: Damn right, Pammie! I don't wanna get on her bad side, man. That's like sleepin' in a bathtub full of cobras... or havin' to wash Billy Gunn's jock after losin' a bet. Damn, I still feel dirty...
Pamela: ... um. Right. Anyway...
["There's A Fire In The House" starts up, and the crowd instantly pops something huge. Needless to say, Code Red makes his way down the ramp, slapping the occasional high-five on the way.]
Pamela: And there he is! He's lookin' oiled up and ready for war!
Road Dogg: Condition Red in the HIZOUUUUUUSE, baybee! Yeah!
[As soon as Code Red makes his way into the ring... "Take A Look Around" cuts in, and the crowd pops perhaps even louder as Sonnette, EAW Champion belt lying across her shoulder, makes her way towards the ring.]
Pamela: Look at them... they're not taking their eyes off of each other! Talk about intensity!
Road Dogg: Now all we need is some integrity, some intelligence, a cracked tailbone and a WCW owner to sling around and we've got a party!
Pamela: ... the two of them are in the ring... the staring match continues, even as Sonnette hands the belt over to the ref... I think... they're shaking hands! For a second I thought they were going to explode on each other!
Road Dogg: There's still some honor in wrestling, Pammie-P. And there's the bell... it's time to get down!
Pamela: Here we go... arm-and-collar tie-up... they're both fighting for position... and a hip toss send Code Red down. He's back up... another tie-up... and a hip toss for Sonnette! Another tie-up... Sonnette to the rope... irish whip... and a belly-to-belly flip sends Sonnette to the mat!
Road Dogg: Nice move by Code Red. Shades of ol' Rocky right there!
Pamela: Sonnette's back up... a knife-edge chop to Code Red's chest! Ow, that looked painful--another! Connelly's really going to live up to his name if she keeps---another chop!-- she keeps this up!
Road Dogg: And another puts Red into a corner... and one more chop for good measure!
Pamela: Sonnette whips Code Red to the opposite turnbuckle, follows... he hits it chest first and falls right into Sonnette's arms... and eats a nasty backdrop! Solid move there!
Road Dogg: And that may make the difference, Pammie-P! Red's clutchin' at his upper back... picked up by Sonnette again... he flips out of the backdrop attempt... spears her right in the back!
Pamela: Sonnette's down... oh man! He's going for... got it! The Red Tape's locked in! Sonnette's wailing as he puts pressure down! It's pretty early, but he can at least take some of the fight out of Sonnette!
Road Dogg: She's resistin'... trying to move... the hell! A quick yank of her leg catches Connelly off-guard and gets him onto his stomach! I bet that had t' hurt Sonnette!
Pamela: And now Sonnette... cinches in the Red Tape on CONNELLY! I'd say shades of Austin, but Sonnette's far from that self-centered prick! Code Red crawling for the ropes... got them! And Sonnette breaks the hold. Excellent wrestling sequence there!
Road Dogg: But that kind of exertion's gonna take a toll on both of 'em in the long run...
Pamela: They're up... another tie-up... and a knee to Sonnette's stomach, followed by a sharp DDT! Code Red quick to pick Sonnette up... Crimson Tide puts her back down! Code Red hooks the leg...
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Kickout! And Sonnette looks a bit dazed there! I think Code Red's rattled her cage a bit! And they're up... Sonnette charges Code Red into the corner and stomps a mudhole into him!
Road Dogg: And walking it dry, Pammie-P! She lays in a few more... picks Connelly up... and puts him on the top rope! She's up there with him...
Pamela: She salutes the crowd and gets a huge response! I think she's going to... she hooks the leg... going for a top-rope PornPlex! She... no go! Connelly resists! She tries again... nothing doing! The champ lays in a few punches... tries again... she's up... reversed in mid-air! Super X-Factor from Code Red! Connelly drives Sonnette face-first to the mat! What a move!
Road Dogg: That could be it, Pammie-P! Code Red going up top... strikes a pose... Frog Spla--ON THE KNEES! Sonnette gets her knees up!
Pamela: Both are down and the ref administers the ten-count... Sonnette up at six, shaking the cobwebs out! Code Red up at eight... he looks to be in a world of pa--PornPlex on Code Red! The champ holds for the pin!
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TH--no! Shoulder up! That was too damn close for Code Red's comfort!
Road Dogg: Sonnette's not letting up... snap suplex... holds on and... reverse suplex! HOLDS ON... and a towering textbook suplex to finish! Sonnette finally lets go and takes a breather, waiting for Code Red to get up.
Pamela: And he's slow doing that... that trio of suplexes seems to have had an effect on him... he's up! Going for tie--kick to the gut for Sonnette! She tries to counter with a fist... EXPLODER on Sonnette, and she goes down hard!
Road Dogg: Someone got a thing for Akiyama? Only a fan would call a T-Bone an Exploder stateside.
Pamela: Alright, he's kinda cute... anyway! Code Red has Sonnette up... whip to the ropes... another as they meet, into the corner... and he's going for the Immaculate Preplexion! Clotheslines... another whip... bounce off the ropes... leapfrog over Sonnette... and a sp--KICK TO THE HEAD! Sonnette busts out a kick that would make Tajiri nod in approval! Code Red is down!
Road Dogg: But Sonnette's not tryin' to capitalize. She's tryin' to get her wind back... they're both already wiped out, and it shows!
Pamela: Red's up... here comes Sonnette... and they get into a good, old-fashioned fistfight! The crowd's going wild! Sonnette... Code Red... Sonnette... Code Red... SONNETTE... CODE RED! Both of them refuse to go down!
Road Dogg: Damn, I think I see some juice out there... but they ain't givin' up! I can understand that this is a friendly match, but...
Pamela: Sonnette ducks one of Code Red's punches... a HUGE HENTAIPLEX! She holds for the pin!
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Kickout! Code Red rolls away to a corner! And Roadie, this has long since stopped being a friendly match! It's war now!
Road Dogg: I dunno if either of them have much left, though... both of 'em look opened up a little... but... damn! Another tie-up! They're fighting for control... Sonnette with a headbutt... and a sitout jawbreaker! Code Red's back down, but Sonnette goes for his legs... and she grabs, spins... SPINEBUSTER! And another! AND ANOTHER! And she hefts him up for another... and drops him right onto her knee! Flips over for a Hart-style bridge...
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THRE--NO! Somehow he slipped out of the bridge! Sonnette looks tired... and impressed! Code Red just looks beat, though!
Pamela: But he's still getting up... and the crowd's going wild for him! Sonnette stands ready... and gives Code Red a kick that puts him on his knee... and another! But Code Red refuses to give up! The champ looks determined.. another ki---CAUGHT! Code Red with a burst of energy... Red Tape! It's locked in, and Sonnette's in the middle of the ring!
Road Dogg: Might be over right here! Even Sonnette can't take that kinda punishment forever...
Pamela: She's CLAWING towards the ropes... but Code Red just pulles her back and locks down again! Another attempt... and another denial! Sonnette's grabbing her head in agony... she might tap! The champ might tap! This would b--BAM! Her other foot smacks Code Red in the side of the head and he breaks the hold! They're both down again!
Road Dogg: I dunno where that came from, but it may've saved Sonn from giving up the duke! Ten count's going down... Code Red up at 8... Sonnette at nine! The crowd's eating this match up!
Pamela: Both of them staring at each other... I think they're gonna try and end this match now! Another tie-up... and Code Red's forced to the ropes... Sonnette bounces off... sholderblock! She going for the Sonic Boom! She's got him up! UP THE ROPES... CONNELLY SLIPS OFF! SUPER DDT! But Connelly landed very badly from it! They're both down... Connelly moves! All he has to do is drape an arm over Sonnette...
Road Dogg: And he does! This may be it, Pammie-P!
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THREE---NO! The champ got her arm up! Somehow she got her arm up! This is one hell of a match, and the crowd's letting them both know it! Connelly drags himself offa Sonnette...
Pamela: ... and he's on his feet! Sonnette's slow to get up... Code Red's signalling for... a kick? A Rocker Dropper? I don't know! But... here we go! Connelly rushes... going for a kick to Sonnette's gut---
Road Dogg: NO! She kicks HIM in the gut! And grabs him... hooks the leg and LIFTS! PornPl--nono, PornBuster! That was a Fisherman's Buster right there! But she holds on... lifts... jumping PornBuster! And now she holds for the pin!
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Pamela: No clue... but Sonnette's got him up... signals to the crowd! It's Sonic Boom ti-- Connelly with a SHARP SNAP KICK to Sonnette's gut, doubling the champ over! He's got her arms... CONDITION RED on Sonnette! She goes down hard, as does Code Red! And it looks like it took all Code Red has to crawl to her, roll her over and cover!
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THREE---SHOULDER UP! SHOULDER UP! I... I just don't know HOW! She kicked out of the Condition Red!
Road Dogg: That was more than skill, Pammie-P... Sonnette just refuses to lose... and Code Red looks frantic... hands in his hair... but regardless, he's in control!
Pamela: Are you sure? Even though Sonnette just ate a Condition Red, they BOTH look like they're barely able to get up at all! Another ten-count's started up by the re--- wait a minute! Dave Star from the Experimentals is running down the ramp, chair in hand! Where the HELL did that freak come from?!
Road Dogg: I'm not sure, but here comes reinforcements through the crowd! Mr. Entertainment himself, and HE's got some iron too!
Pamela: Sonnette and Code Red up... but they're staring at the chairfight outside of the ring! OH, Tatum takes a brutal shot to the shoulder and drops his chair! Star closes in... swings... hits nothing!
Road Dogg: But he's about to get entertained! KICK WHAM THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT, baby! Watch that S&M wannabe fly! Oh, and NOW security shows up!
Pamela: ... WHOA! Sonnette using that distraction to roll Code Red up... and it takes a moment for the ref to notice and slide in for the count!
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THR--he breaks free and slumps to the mat! One thing I've learned in this business is that one of the most draining things in a match is to fight your way out of a pin, especially intricate ones!
Road Dogg: Hey, ol' Ultimo Dragon had the damn Magistoral Cradle as a finisher, but could you blame him? You win matches easy when people, y'know, can't kick out of your pinning move!
Pamela: Both of them up... I just don't know HOW they keep going! Sonnette's just stubborn, and Connelly wants that chance at the belt so bad he can taste it!
Road Dogg: I think I see the champ's fingers twitching...
Pamela: She moves in, ducks a punch from Code Red... BIG ENZUIGIRI sends him down! And she's going to the top! She's gotta be too tired to do some hip-shaking, but I KNOW what's coming up... MONEY SHOT.... HITS! BIG move by the champ! That may be the difference!
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THR--shoulder up... just BARELY! And Sonnette looking at the ref and then Code Red before hefting him to his feet and softening him up with a number of knee shots to the stomach! Now she's got his free arm... and signals to the crowd! It's Sonic Boom time again! Shoulderblock... and he's up... she tries running up the turnbuckle... and only manages to get to the second rope before... HITTING the Sonic Boom! Will it be enough to give Sonnette the mat-- wait... she's not going for the pin... she's picking Code Red up slowly... SHE SIGNALS AGAIN! Another Sonic Boom?! She's really making sure to put Code Red awa---
Road Dogg: OH HELL YEAH! Connelly out from NOWHERE with a drop toe hold! It's not much, but the champ's already spent! She's slow to get up... the crowd's going WILD!
Pamela: I can tell! Code Red's UP! And trying to figure something out... and he's got her legs... Red Tape! Red Tape's locked in! And he's got it angled high... it's almost like a one-legged Walls of Jericho!
Road Dogg: She can't move... she can't kick him out! She has to tap out!
Pamela: Sonnette's screaming with all she's got... trying to get away... it's as if they're trying to tire each other out completely now! If she can hold out... Code Red may let go! He looks wiped out as it stands... it's just a fight to see who can hold out the longest!
Road Dogg: And... Sonnette's... her hand's up! She's gonna... she's gonna tap!
Pamela: ... NO! Code Red lets go! He's got his hands on his knees! Hell, a stiff wind could knock him over!
Road Dogg: And... Sonnette's up! Someway, somehow, she's up! And... SHE CHARGES CODE RED! Going for the Soni-- CONDITION RED! CONDITION RED! She fell right into it! He was waiting for her! And he slumps atop Sonnette! That had to be his last gasp!
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Pamela: He did it! Amazing work! Connelly pulls off the win, using everything he had, and THEN SOME!
Winner by pinfall >>> "Code Red" Michael A. Connelly
Road Dogg: The ref's there to help them both up and goes to hold-- they refuse... and hug! I don't believe it! Sonnette and Code Red are hugging! I guess it's all good between those two, no matter who won...
Pamela: What a way to end Mayhem! This is Pamela Paulshock, along with Road Dogg Jesse James, saying goodnight... and tune in for Riot Rulz! This IS the EAW!