The obligatory pan across the arena is shown... signs like "AUSTIN FEARS BROCK!" "AUSTIN, GET THE F OUT!" "I'M STILL KENNY ROGERS!!!" "I LOVE MIGHTY MOLLY'S PURE ASS!!" "FLUFF UP THE TOMATOES AND CALL ME A LAUGHING INSANE GUY HOLDING A SIGN AND STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA, JIM!" "UNDERTAKER FEARS OSEIKO!" and "CODE RED 4-LIFE!!"

Megan: Live from the Augusta Civic Center in Augusta, Maine, it's EAW Mayhem!!! Megan Eko here with Paul Heyman! And we have one tremendous show here tonight!!

Heyman: We have indeed! So let's get this show started!!

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HERE COMES THE BOOM!

READY OR NOT! HA HA! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!

"Boom" cues up as Fasha steps out to the stage, looking to the cheering fans and smiling before skipping forward to head to the ring, running in and sliding under the bottom rope, then climbing to the top rope to look to the crowd.

Megan: And Fasha looks ready to take on her opponent here tonight, Paul! Uhm... promise Brock won't interfere?

Brock: Grrrr...

Heyman: No promises there, Megan! I want The Next Big Thing behind me to keep focused on the King of the Ring against that nobody Test, but who knows? If Fasha doesn't behave herself? We may have to intervene!

Fasha drops down to the mat as "Cherry Bomb" cues up. Akiko skips out to the stage and Hardyz Gunn gestures to the fans, then sprints to the ring and slides in, playing to the cheering fans before looking to her opponent.

Megan: Referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell! And we're underway for our first match of the night!

Megan: Akiko charges in-- RUNNING KARATE KICK RIGHT IN THE CHEST OF FASHA! Fasha staggers... Akiko grabs her and flings her to the corner! Follows in with a kneelift! Grabs her arm, jumps up to the top and--

Megan: MOONSAULT DDT!! Fasha's up! Holding her head... Akiko charges in but FASHA THROWS HER TO THE OTHER CORNER! CHARGES IN-- CLOTHESLINE-- INTO A BULLDOG!!! Fasha picks Akiko up... FOREARM SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD NOW! Akiko staggers back... Fasha turns her around-- FASHA GETS KICKED IN THE BREADBASKET! AKIKO SPINS TO FASHA'S BACK AND... SPINNING DRAGONRANA PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! FASHA KICKS OUT! Wow, this match almost ended prematurely!

Heyman: Much like Test's chances at the King of the Ring! >=D

Megan: Stop pimping. =p OH, FASHA WITH A HARD KICK TO AKIKO'S HEAD! Now grabbing her and-- FURY'S RAIN!!! MULTIPLE KNEES RIGHT INTO THE SHOULDERS OF AKIKO!!! Fasha picks Akiko up and-- HURRICARANA!! Akiko manages to get up... BUT A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM FASHA SENDS HER BACK DOWN!! Fasha picks Akiko up... AKIKO JUMPS BACK! CHARGES FASHA! FASHA LEAPFROGS! GRABS AKIKO AND-- THROW HER TO THE MAT!! Fasha goes to pick Akiko up-- BUT AKIKO COUNTERS! SWIFT SHUFFLE SIDE KICK SENDS FASHA DOWN!! FASHA FLIPS BACK! LANDS ON HER KNEES... AKIKO RUSHES IN AND-- FASHA GRABS HER!! SHIN BREAKER!! Fasha picks her up now and... GOES FOR THE SLEEPER HOLD!! My God.. the strength of Fasha! She's easily lifting Akiko off her feet!

Megan: Fasha breaks the hold! She grabs Akiko-- BUT AKIKO HITS A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK! KNOCKS FASHA DOWN! GRABS HER KNEES! LEGDROP TO THE GROIN! VINTAGE HARDYZ!! Akiko grabs Fasha up and-- THROWS HER TO THE OUTSIDE! SHE CLIMBS OUT AFTER FASHA BUT FASHA'S UP-- THROWDOWN TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THEY'RE CLOSE TO US! Er, Paul--?!

Heyman suddenly stands up, pointing at Fasha!

Heyman: Hey! Monkey girl!! Hope you know The Next Big Thing is gonna wipe the mat with you! Just like he's gonna do to Test this Sunday!!

Megan: Fasha's staring DAGGERS at you, Paul!! Brock too!! Akiko has slid into the ring now... Fasha follows-- AKIKO CHARGES!! AND FASHA-- COUNTERS WITH A POWERSLAM!! Paul! Why did you try to antagonize Fasha like that?!

Paul: And why not? ^_^ I'm superior to her! Stupid monkey.

Megan: *sigh* WAIT!!! FASHA KICKS AKIKO IN THE GUT AND-- DROPSHOT DDT DROPSHOT DDT!!!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO! AKIKO GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! Fasha sees it... picks Akiko up and-- OH! AKIKO WITH ANOTHER KICK TO FASHA!! SHE RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE AND-- MOONSAULT!!!! PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! Fasha kicks out!! Akiko stomps Fasha down! Runs to the top rope again and... SWANTON BOMB!!!! COVER!!! ONE! TWO! THRE--NO!!! FASHA JUST BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Fasha weakly gets to her feet... Akiko grabs her arm... wrenches-- AND A HOOK KICK TO FASHA'S FACE!! Fasha rolls to her feet-- AKIKO FOLLOWS IN! STANDING DROPKICK!! FASHA ROLLS TO HER FEET! SHE LOOKS ANGRY! Akiko looks determined! She runs at Fasha-- NO! SCOOP SLAM BY FASHA! Akiko gets up slowly... and EATS FEET WITH FASHA'S MULE KICK!!! Fasha grabs up Akiko... whips her to the corner! AND... STARTS TO BEAT HER HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!!

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Megan: Fasha keeps Akiko up... JUMPS ON HER SHOULDERS! STRIKES HER IN THE HEAD-- GUILLOTINE STRIKES BY FASHA!! Fasha runs to the top rope! AND... SWANTON BOMB OF HER OWN!!! Fasha with the pin! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!! AKIKO WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!

Heyman: Man, this has been goin' back and forth! Of course Brock here can wipe out both of them!

Brock: Rrrr...

Megan: Fasha picks Akiko up... OVER WITH THE HIGH ANGLE BACKDROP! Fasha waits... Akiko slowly getting up... FASHA CHARGES AND AKIKO-- WITH THE MARTIAL ARTS TOSS SENDING FASHA UP AND OVER ONTO HER BACK! She grabs Fasha and... THERE'S THE MAHISTROL CRADLE!!! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!! FASHA KICKS OUT BARELY!!! Akiko waits for Fasha to get up... and-- OHHH!!!! GOLDEN HIGH KICK KNOCKS FASHA INTO NEXT WEEK!!!! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! FASHA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! HOW IN THE BLAZES DID SHE DO THAT?!!!

Heyman: She's a damn monkey!! She ain't human! That's how!!

Megan: Fasha just barely getting to her feet... Akiko grabs Fasha-- FASHA WITH A SUDDEN HEADBUTT TO HER GUT!!! FASHA GRABS HER! DROPSHOT DDT OUT OF PURE DESPERATION!!! BOTH GIRLS ARE DOWN!! EARL HEBNER MAKING THE TEN CO-- ... o_o!

Heyman: What the--?!

Megan: THE UNDERTAKER?!! WHAT'S THE WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION DOING HERE!!! HE JUST GOT INTO THE RING!!! PICKS AKIKO UP!!! OH, GOD!!! NO!!!!

Megan: CHOKESLAM TO AKIKO!!! THIS MUST BE A RETALIATION OF WHAT OSEIKO DID TO THE UNDERTAKER ON RAW!!!

Heyman: This is so damn surreal!!

Megan: Taker's seen Fasha now!! He grabs her!! Is he-- oh, come on!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! TAKER HOISTS FASHA UP!!!

Megan: THE LAST RIDE!!! UNDERTAKER'S INVADED THE EAW TO SEND A CLEAR MESSAGE TO THE EAW!! STAY OUT OF MY YARD OR GET BIT!!!

Heyman: An emphatic statement!!! Undertaker's leaving the ring now... definetely proud of what he's done here tonight!!

Megan: My God... folks we have to take a break! Be right back!!

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Back to the arena now... Ayane Mitsui has caught up with the WWE Undisputed Champion just as the Undertaker gets on his motorcycle!

"Undertaker! Wait! Wait!" Ayane manages to stop the Dead Man as he turns to stare at the girl.

"What the hell do YOU want?!" he says in annoyance... then pauses. "Ohhh, I see. You wanna know why, right? Why did I, the Undertaker, Big Evil, WWE Champ, invade this freakshow of a wrestling promotion, just to beat up on a couple of girls?"

Ayane blinks... then nodnods.

"Well, I'll tell ya... you can thank that little bitch Oseiko for that. She had the nerve to attack me? To lay me out with that superkick of hers? In MY yard?! No way. That don't sit right with me. Oseiko? She don't have the guts to show up so I can beat her down, so I go with the next best thing. I lay out her partner. And just for the hell of it, her monkey-tailed opponent. Monkey tail, God..." Undertaker shakes his head. "Y'know, I'm GLAD I gave up bein' the Lord of Darkness! Freaks like that? Like Fasha and this Colley and Sonnette? They got no reason to even exist! I--"

Suddenly Fasha comes out of nowhere and attacks the Undertaker, knocking him from his bike! She throws him down to the ground and straddles him, punching away at his face! Security show up to try to seperate the two, but Fasha throws them aside and punches them and kicks them away with ease! Undertaker gets up and attacks Fasha now!! BOTH of them trading punches when finally the security grab Fasha and hold her back. The Undertaker then nods, smirking.

"Yeah... WHY DON'T YOU GET A BANANA?! HIGH IN POTASSIUM! IT'LL MAKE YA CALM DOWN!!" Undertaker gets on his bike and revs the engine. "You nowhere near my leugue, girl!"

The Undertaker revs off out of the parking lot, and Fasha breaks free! She runs after him, but stops as she pants heavily out of anger, fists clenched.

"THIS AIN'T OVER YET!!!" she shouts. "YOU HEAR ME?!!"

Fasha turns around and storms off out of anger as we go back to Megan and Paul.

Megan: ... o_o;; Wow... first the Undertaker... now Fasha... Oh, God... this is gonna happen, is it?

Heyman: Man, it looks like it! And it all started when Oseiko blatantly attacked the Undertaker on Raw!

Megan: She was defending herself!! She countered out of his chokeslam and instinctively shot off the Kumo No Sasu! If you were in her shoes tell me you wouldn't have done the same thing!

Heyman: Actually I think she was wearing sandals. And if Taker DID grab me for a chokeslam? I'd take it like a man to avoid a catastrophe like we're witnessing here tonight! Then I'd sic Brock on him! >=D

Brock: Grrrr... *nods*

Megan: Rrriight. Well, we'll hear from President Gokuo and EAW Owner Hulk Hogan about all this, I'm sure... let's go on to our--

"Gonna Fly Now" cues up suddenly and the crowd immediately begins to boo as the PWF and EAW Champion Kirk Angel walks out onto the stage.

Megan: And here comes Kirk Angel, who will be joining us at the commentators' desk here tonight...

Heyman: Welcome to ringside, Mr. Angel!! ^_^

Kirk puts on the headphones and sits down.

Kirk: Great to be here Paul... Megan, though I wish it was under better circumstances. But I'll stay here and see how my sister fares. Though against Nova, probably not too good.

Heyman: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly!

Kirk: I'd like to also mention that I'm absolutely shocked at Michael Connelly, disappointed even, for everything that he's getting away with! I just feel so sorry for Oseiko who has to deal with the actions of this man! Further proof, I might add, that he ISN'T worthy to even look at the EAW World Title! Heck, I'm willing to bet he's after the PWF Universal Title! Which I own as well!

Suddenly "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica cues up!

Megan: Thank God... and here comes your sister, Kirk!

Erica steps out to the stage, in a white variant of her ring gear. Smiling, she walks down the aisle, red white and blue fireworks behind her firing off three times.

Kirk: Showoff... stealing the Patriot's theme and MY intro!

Heyman: I agree! Shameful!!

Megan: *sigh* --;

Erica slides into the ring, looking to the stage, with a flash of light shining into the ring she poses, hands in "I-Love-You" gestures.

Megan: Erica paying homage to one of her mentors, Keiji Muto!

Kirk: Big deal! Has Keiji Muto ever won Olympic gold medals like I have?! No! Of course not! Erica'll have to show me a lot to convince me she's any good!

"Conflict" then cues up and out walks Nova to a chorus of boos; Nova's wearing a Punisher-themed outfit for this match.

Heyman: And here comes the TRUE Super-Hero of the EAW!!

Kirk: It's damn true! I just hope Nova takes it easy on my sister here...

Megan: Super-Hero... hah. If he's so super-heroic, how come we haven't heard one peep out of him regarding that heinous attack on Mighty Molly by Vega?!

Kirk: ...

Heyman: Uuuhhh..

Megan: My point exactly. Hmph.

Nova jumps into the ring, then stares at Erica, who stares back as she adjusts her elbowpad... referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell...

Megan: Tieup by both competitors... WHOA, BELLY TO BACK FLIP SUPLEX BY ERICA!!

Kirk: Not bad... not as good as MINE, but still...

Megan: Erica waits for Nova to get up... and KNOCKDOWN WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!! Erica picks Nova up and whips him to the ropes... AND AN IMPRESSIVE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!

Kirk: Is she TRYING to rip me off?

Heyman: Looks like it. =/

Megan: Will you at least give her credit here?! Geez... Nova's getting angry, charging in... ERICA WITH A JIUJITSU HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! Erica picks-- NO, NOVA COUNTERS!

Kirk: Heeeerrrre we go.

Megan: Nova whips Erica to the corner... follows-- CLOTHESLINE!! Erica staggers out... AND NOVA WITH THE SLEDGE-O-MATIC!!!

Kirk: Ow... that was painful to watch...

Megan: Prawn hold pin by Nova! One! Two! But Erica kicks out!!

Kirk: Dammit! Erica should know by now she's over her head!! JUST GIVE UP ALREADY!!!

Megan: Nova waits for Erica to get up... grabs her and-- ERICA COUNTERS! WHIPS NOVA TO THE CORNER! FOLLOWS UP!! AND-- WHAT AN ARMBAR TAKEDOWN OFF THE ROPES!!!!

Kirk: ... Whoa...!

Megan: ERICA'S GOT IT LOCKED IN TIGHT! And Nova--OH!! PUNCHES ERICA IN THE GUT TO GET FREE!! Erica rolls to hr feet, Nova up... NOVA WITH A SCOOP SLAM! Nova picks Erica up... WHIPS-- NO, ERICA COUNTERS! AND- BACK SHOULDER TOSS BY ERICA!

Kirk: ANYONE can do that move.

Megan: Nova up... runs at Erica-- SLIDES UNDER HER LEGS! GRABS HER AND-- BACKDROP!! Erica rolls with it... Nova follows in-- LEG SCISSORS BY ERICA! Erica now, laying in the punches onto Nova's head!

Kirk: Sad... just sad, resorting to such things.

Heyman: I agree completely!

Megan: Erica picks him up... WHIP-- SHORTARM-- NOVA COUNTERS WITH THE NECKBREAKER DROP!!! Nova smiling now... grabs Erica up... ERICA ROLLS TO THE BACK AND-- HIGH ANGLE BACKDROP!!!! Erica waits... Nova slowly getting up... ERICA CHARGES IN-- NOVA COUNTERS WITH THE NECKBREAKER!!!!

Kirk: >_<; Stupid... stupid move!! Erica, get out of there before you get seriously hurt!!!

Megan: Nova picks Erica up... set to whip her to the corner... ERICA COUNTERS!! Erica follows in, LEAPFROGS OVER NOVA AND...

Megan: COCKSCREW BODY SPLASH!!!!

Kirk: Okay, I'll admit, that WAS impressive.

Megan: PIN! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! NOVA JUST BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP AFTER THAT ONE!!!

Heyman: Unbelievable!

Megan: Erica waits for Nova to get up... and-- JAPANESE ARM DRAG!! Nova gets up... grabs Erica! SIDE SLAM!! Nova... both look tired here... Nova picks Erica up-- ERICA SUDDENLY SINCHES IN A SMALL PACKAGE!!! ONE! TWO! TH--NO!! Both struggle to get up... Erica's up first! Grabs Nova and whips him to the corner... sets him up... AND THERE'S AN ARM DRAG OFF THE TOP ROPE!! Erica grabs him up and... locks in a sleeper hold... no! The Buffalo Sleeper!! ERICA ADDS IN A LEG SCISSORS! NOVA IS STRUGGLING... OH! ELBOW TO THE GUT BY NOVA! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER MAKES ERICA LET GO!

Kirk: I just can't stand to see Erica like this... I should go in and stop this match right now!

Megan: And Erica'll hate you big time for-- WHOA! MEXICAN STRETCH BOMB!!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! Erica almost had Nova there! Erica picks Nova up... NOVA WITH THE COUNTER! THROWS ERICA TO THE CORNER! THROWS HER TO THE MAT! CLIMBS UP AND-- SWANTON BOMB!!! Nova then picks her up... and... IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LAND THE KRYPTONITE KRUNCH!!!

Kirk: Oh, that does it! I'm stopping this ma--

Megan: WAIT!!! ERICA WRIGGLES FREE!! NOVA TURNS AROUND AND--

Megan: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!! HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!! Erica pauses... then runs to the ropes and-- STARSAULT!!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! WHAT A PHEONOMENAL MATCH!!!!

Winner: Erica Angel

Megan: Erica just noticed Kirk now... she just smiles at him and throws her fist up in the air! Kirk just shakes his head and leaves! Shouldn't he be proud of his sister?

Heyman: You wouldn't understand. =p

Scene switch to a very lavish mansion... standing before the camera with Luisa at his side is Vega, dressed in black dres slacks and a buttoned-down white dress shirt. He holds a glass of champagne as he smiles.

"Greetings..." Vega says. "I have thought long and hard about the offer presented to me by the EAW's Co-Commisioner, Morrigan Aensland. I've heard the rumors... the criticism, that has followed me, questioning my bravery. so I shall debunk these critics immediately. Luisa?"

Luisa nods, then produces several papers, handing them to Vega. "I've already loked through these documents with my lawyers, and I have henceforth signed it and faxed it to the EAW's offices. As for my little rabbit... Hokuto..." Vega nods, smiling still. "I accept your challenge, but since our esteemed co-commisioner won't allow our Hell's Asylum match, I propose a straight-forward street fight in the parking lot near the event known as Aggression will commence. Fair enough?"

Vega hands the contract back to Luisa as well as the wine glass. "But first, a treat for the fans. A debut match at the next show. And my opponent?" Vega smiles... darkly now. "The Hurricane."

Vega turns and walks to a very extravagant chair, sitting down upon it as Luisa follows, taking his side. "Ahh, the Hurricane... the self-proclaimed 'super-hero' of the EAW. But you didn't feel very heroic, did you? When you saw me stick your pretty sidekick like a pig? I'm not sorry for what I did. And if she died?" Vega scoffs. "Well, I'd take solace that her steel-form would be immune to the ravages of decay... her chromium pink corpse... beautiful forever..."

Vega smiles darker. "She should be so lucky. So... come at me, Hurricane. Fight me. And I shll smite you down... and I will show my little rabbit Hokuto just how dangerous I can be. Oh, and if your pretty side-kick tries to interfere, Hurricane?"

Vega holds out his left hand as Luisa fastens onto it... the claw. Gleaming chrme he holds it in front of him, staring at it with wild, almost mad eyes.

"... I'll make sure that this time... she will know the eteral sleep of death..." Vega says ominously. "Hurricane... prepare to change your colors. From green... to red..."

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**Commercial Break**

"Superstar" by Saliva cues up as we come back from break to a crowd booing like mad..

Megan: Welcome everyone, back to EAW Mayhem, and up next we're set to see a violent Extreme Match between--

Paul: --THE SUCCESSOR TO THE FLAIR LEGACY, the LEGEND KILLER HIMSELF, DAVID FLAIR!!--

Megan: And Chaynz! Paul showing his usual professional lack of bias, of course.

Heyman: It's just hard to contain my admiration for this man...whose career was almost crippled thanks to the booking of a certain unibrowed New Yorker, now on his way to being a huge rising star, and who sweats and bleeds EXTREEEEEEEME as well!

Megan: Chaynz seems far less skeptical about David Flair's abilities than you are, and we may very well see David go to far lengths to prove him wrong.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit, introducing first, he is accompanied by Kelly Connelly. From Minneapolis, Minnesota, he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 210 pounds...the "Legend Killer" David Flair!

Megan: And Gary just doing his job...likely doesn't WANT to announce David like that...

Paul: OF COURSE he wants to...it's an honor to announce David to the ring!

Megan: You know, you could stop the flagrant sucking up any time now, Paul.

Paul: I'm not "sucking up," just expressing my honest opinion...

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up...

Paul: BOOOOO!! BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I say!

Megan: ...like now?

Paul: Precisely...

Capetta: And his opponent, currently residing in Venice Beach, California...he stands 6'3" and weighs in at 235 pounds...CHAYNZ!!

Paul: And this faux-extremist...this wannabe...the man who was so incredibly lucky to get David's sloppy seconds, is just minutes away from the BEATING...OF HIS LIFE!

Megan: I think both of them are very eager to clash violently in that ring tonight, the question of who feels more eager I'm not sure about. Chaynz getting in the ring now--David attacking him on the back as he enters!--

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Megan: Flair and Chaynz brawling as we begin this Extreme rules match, and Chaynz sent to the ropes--DROPKICK by Flair! Grabbing the ankles--headbutt to the midsection now, and wrenching the leg in a side legbar. Chaynz rolling over--decking Flair with a right hand, and freeing himself from David's grasp...both up now--Flair's right blocked, and Chaynz answering with one of his own..another--driving him back against the ropes--Irish Whip by Chaynz, and back now--elbow strike ducked--Chaynz launches himself at him--GORE into a SPINEBUSTER against the corner!

Paul: Damn...you didn't let me call it this time...Chaynz wisely trying to take it to the Legend Killer early, stomping away at his midsection in the corner. Backing up now--goes for a splash--but David moving out of the way and a SUPERKICK on Chaynz?!

Megan: It's no "Sweet Chin Music" or "Kumo No Satsu" but still not a bad version--going for--no, Flair going to the outside?

Paul: Just like the boy scouts--he's ALWAYS PREPARED! Under the ring digs out a--SINGAPORE CANE!! Shades of the Sandman and Justin Credible!

Megan: Sandman and...who?

Paul: Nevermind...rolling inside, and Chaynz getting--shots to the back now...repeatedly striking Chaynz in the base of the spine! Between the legs now, and CROTCHES him with it!

Megan: Well, it's all legal here...

Paul: The wind up--and the SWING--IT'S OUTTA THE PARK! Cover by David!

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Megan: Chaynz has much more fight in him that David Flair expected, and now pulling him back up, looking for the piledrive--blocked and BACK BODY DROP by Chaynz! Chaynz up...Flair getting to his feet, clips him in the back of the leg! Chaynz with the ankle now--dropping elbows into the right knee joint, with the cane now--and WAILING on the knees of David Flair!

Paul: NOOOOOO! At that rate, he'll be as bad as Nash!

Megan: From behind holding the can across the throat of David...choking the life out of the self-proclaimed "Legend Killer." Wrenching the neck and TURNS IT INTO A REVERSE NECKBREAKER!

Paul: No-no-no! Cover by Chaynz...

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Megan: David still sticking it there, and Chaynz sending Flair into the corner now...charging in and SPINNING HEEL KICK?! Nicely done there by Chaynz, and Flair in trouble...Up on the second rope, and grabs him and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE BULLDOG!! Cover...

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Paul: David still in this match, and Chaynz better be on the lookout, because he can turn the tide whenever he wants to...

Megan: He better decide quickly, because Chaynz winding up with that Singapore ca--LOW BLOW by David Flair!

Paul: He had MADE his decision! Hard rights by David...now grabbing the Singapore cane, and a WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP by Flair!

Megan: Well, that WAS a perfectly legal counter in this match, and now FLAIR the one using the cane to choke his opponent...and dragging Chaynz out of the ring--just his head at least--and pulling down all his weight across the throat. HE COULD CRUSH HIS WINDPIPE THIS WAY!

Paul: Oh well...if Chaynz had just lain on the mat and let David end it, he wouldn't be in this predicament! And the gorgeous Kelly cheering him on!

Megan: Enough to make you sick enough to projectile vomit. =P And David now dragging Chaynz legs towards the ring post--Kelly grabbing a leg and CROTCHES him on the ringpost...and knowing the way Flair operates--OOOH--rams the knee into the ringpost...I can only assume this will lead to--FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK ON THE RINGPOST!

Paul: YES! YES!! YES!!! And Kelly taking that cane to the leg of Chaynz as well!

Megan: Flair knows that he can't be disqualified for this, and is pushing it to the limit here...and FINALLY lets go of the hold, but only for the reason that I think he has something worse in mind...

Paul: Let it be true...YES...let it be true!

Megan: And David digging out a table from underneath the ring, and setting it up now, and evil intentions on this man's mind...

Paul: What you call "evil" others simply call "EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!"

Megan: Flair getting in the ring now, and pulling up Chaynz...going for an Irish Whip--BLOCKED by Chaynz! A reversal--into the ropes--CHAYNZ HOISTS HIM OVER HEAD AND DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MILITARY PRESS SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!

Paul: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Megan: Chaynz limping from the damage done to his leg, but has enough to roll out of the ring...drapes an arm over Flair...

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Paul: *Whew!* That was a close one there!

Megan: Chaynz getting up, and CLOTHESLINES Kelly into the crowd for that!

Paul: HEY! She's just an innocent bystander!

Megan: Innocent? Hardly...Flair up--hoists up Chaynz--DROPS him throat first over the safety railing! Going for a suplex now, and--MULE KICK by Chaynz! A page right out of the Flair family playbook there...grabs him now and a ROLLING THUNDER SUPLEX onto the debris from the table!!

Paul: YOW! And a cover by Chaynz!

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Megan: Chaynz getting somewhat frustrated here, and tossing Flair into the ring now...reaching underneath now, and HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR!

Paul: Er...maybe now is the time for a retreat David. DAVID?! DO YOU HEAR ME!!

Megan: Chaynz rolling in now...and dragging Flair to the middle of the ring...more shots to the leg of Flair...now pulling the steel chair over the forehead of Flair...from the top a DRIVING ELBOW onto the chair! Cover by Chaynz!!

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Paul: Whew...the tenacity of David Flair is perhaps UNRIVALED in this sport! Chaynz picking him up, and...looking for a setup for a superpl--NO! Flair battling back!! And now going for the Lifting DDT--BLOCKED!! GORE into the corner by Chaynz!! Now a Belly to Belly out of the corner--Blocked--KNEE TO THE GROIN by David Flair!! Grabs the chair--BLASTS him across the back with it!

Megan: Kelly rolling a...CINDERBLOCK into the ring now...and Flair grabbing it immediately...going up...top?

Paul: YES YES YES!! And an Arabian--

Megan: Buttbuster? =P

Paul: DAVID MISSED!! DAVID MISSED!!

Megan: And Chaynz ready to capitalize...grabbing the steel chair--NO! Kelly grabbing from him...David up and ANOTHER SUPERKICK drives the chair into the jaw of Chaynz!!

Paul: Kelly, you sweet, beautiful, BRILLIANT girl, you!!

Megan: David drags Chaynz to the corner...grabbing that cinderblock...and...going up top.

Paul: *winces* I CAN'T LOOK!!

Megan: DAVID WITH A CINDERBLOCK INTO THE GROIN OF CHAYNZ!! Rolls him up!

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TWO!

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THREE!!

*ding, ding*

Paul: O_o Whoa...David really outdid himself that time...yeeeeeeeowtch...

David gets up and takes a bow as "Superstar" is played, and his hand is raised.

Megan: The fans giving David hell for that one--particularly the men...

Paul: Well, he and Shade would have had ugly children anyway.

Megan: Chaynz getting up...and grabbing that affected area in pain--SINGAPORE CANE to the back of the head of David Flair! Lashing him in the midsection with it now--and--BLASTS him low with it!

Paul: THE MATCH IS OVER!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!

Megan: Well, Chaynz doesn't seem to think so--Kelly starting to get in--Chaynz with a warning swing changes her mind in a hurry! Chaynz rolling to the outside...getting under the ring...

Paul: NOT THE GLASS TABLE! Those things should be BANNED, Megan!

Megan: Mr. Extreeeeeeeeeeeme wants something banned?

Paul: This shouldn't happen post-match!

Megan: Well, regardless, it's going to happen anyway...setting up David Flair--and the CRIMSON WAVE through the glass table!!

Paul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Megan: Well, regardless of this post-match present from Chaynz, David Flair still is the winner of this match.

Paul: GET DAVID OUT OF HERE! Who knows how long it will take to get that embedded glass out of his back!

Megan: *Ahem* We'll be right back, fans...

**Commercial Break**

"Bodies" is playing when we get back from commercials, and Deadly Extremity stand in the ring.

Megan: Welcome back to Mayhem everyone. Deadly Extremity in the ring now, awaiting their mystery opponents.

Heyman: And let me say Megan, I have talked PERSONALLY with Donnie B. about who the opponents are, and it is a VERY deserving tag team.

Megan: Hoo boy, I don't like the sound of that. Well…guess it's time to bring them out….

Capetta: And their opponents…do I have to say this?…*sigh*…the "Greatest Tag Team of all Time.."…the Mulkeys.

Megan:…you're kidding, right?

Heyman: WHOO! Look at that. Randy Mulkey! Bill Mulkey! Mulkey-Mania is back, Megan!

Megan: Deadly Extremity watching on…and they're laughing.

Heyman: Bad move…you do NOT want to mess with the Mulkeys! Just ask the team known as The Gladiators!

Megan: What about every other team that they faced?

Heyman: Er…just lucky.

Megan: Right. The Mulkeys now getting in the ring, and Deadly Extremity wasting no time going right after them!

Heyman: Randy paired off with Frosti, and Bill with Savvy, this will be The Mulkey's toughest test to date.

Megan: Personally, I thought that would be any time they had a match…Frosti tossing Randy Mulkey out of the ring now, leaving both members of Deadly Extremity with one Mulkey Brother.

Heyman: This is a bad spot for Bill Mulkey now, Deadly Extremity setting him up now…what's this?

Megan: Savvy with her Trap Powerbomb onto Bill, holding on…into a Spiral Powerbomb…

Heyman: And Frosti off the top with a Diamond Dust at the same time! I don't know what that is called, but whatever it is, it's effective!

Megan: Both girls putting their feet on Bill Mulkey's chest…the count.

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WINNERS BY PINFALL: Deadly Extremity

Heyman: An impressive win there by Deadly Extremity…getting a victory over the great tag team of the Mulkeys!

Megan: Heyman, stop brown-nosing with Donnie B. We'll be back with our main event after…wait a minute, we have some footage coming in now…

The feed cuts off…and returns to a PWF show. It's apparently a house show. In the ring is former EAW star and current PWF grappler Michael White, celebrating a successful Interdimensional Title defense. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, apparently Michael Connelly comes out. He turns White quickly around, and blasts him with the Condition Red. Security comes out, but Michael escapes with a transportal crystal, and the footage fades out.

Heyman: Michael Connelly just blasted a former friend with the Condition Red! And he's up next too!

Megan: I…don't know what to make of this…we'll be back.

*COMMERCIALS*

When we come back from the commercials, we see Michael Cole entering Michael Connelly's locker room. Michael isn't there though.

Cole: Guess I just missed him. I wanted…

Cole stops at seeing something hanging out of Connelly's gym bag. He goes to it and takes a look, seeing a transportal crystal.

We cut back to the arena…the crowd in stunned silence.

Heyman: There's PROOF right there of Connelly's deceit.

Megan: I…I can't believe this. Even I have to ask…has Mikey really…?

"There's A Fire in the House" cues up in the arena…and there's a mixed reaction among the crowd as Michael Connelly makes his way out, wearing the same ring attire that he did in that footage shown.

Heyman: There he is, the traitorous back-fighting coward himself, Michael Connelly!

Megan: The crowd not sure what to make of all this…and Connelly not sure what to make of the reaction that he's getting.

Capetta: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the EAW Triple-Crown Championship. Introducing first, from Mars, Pennsylvania, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 230 pounds…"Code Red" Michael A. Connelly!

Heyman: And the reaction that Connelly is getting is too positive for what he's done.

Megan: We don't know for sure about that, Heyman.

Heyman: If you believe him, then you're an idiot. This is the same man that brutalized Arianna, the same man that just beat up Michael White…and the man that Buzzsaw wants to tear a new asshole to!

Megan: Unfortunately, that last part that you said I can't deny. Buzzsaw believes that Michael Connelly is the man that is behind the attack on his girlfriend, and he doesn't have any solid proof against what he thinks.

"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park cues up and Buzzsaw makes his way out of the entryway at top speeds with a chair in hand.

Heyman: And Buzzsaw ready to take Michael Connelly to the EXTREME!

Megan: Oh man, I don't like the looks of this for Michael Connelly…and Buzzsaw bashes Mikey over the head with that chair.

Heyman: Look at the justified viciousness by Buzzsaw on Michael Connelly. Code Red will soon be needing a Code Blue in the hospital!

Megan: Buzzsaw now lacing Mikey's leg into that chair…oh no…DAMNIT! Buzzsaw stomping right on that chair, and Mikey screaming in pain now.

Heyman: Hey, Mikey should have thought of that before brutalizing Ari like he did.

Megan: But Buzzsaw has no concrete evidence that Mikey did it!

Heyman: I call that transportal crystal in Michael's gym bag good proof.

Megan: Well we can't discount that right now…but Buzzsaw doesn't seem to be done yet…oh no, not this.

Heyman: Call it like it is Megan. Buzzsaw bringing out two glass tables, and we've seen in the past what members of this team can do with these tables.

Megan: Buzzsaw setting up the tables…Mikey trying to get back up to his feet now, but Buzzsaw kicking him right in that leg once again. The tables set up…

Heyman: Oh boy, this is gonna be brutal. I can just sense it…

Megan: Buzzsaw picking Mikey up…and a Buzzkill onto the mat. Setting him up onto the top table…

Heyman: Buzzsaw to the top…and a SWANTON! Michael Connelly going through TWO glass tables there, and Connelly is bloody and beaten down!

"Points of Authority" cues up again, and Buzzsaw just spits on the downed Michael Connelly.

Megan: Folks…I just don't know what to say about this. For Paul Heyman…I'm Megan Eko…we'll see you later…and can we PLEASE get Medical Attention out here!?