[NOTE: Well, due to both Andy and Kenny being off doing their own thing, the results you are about to see are going to be EXTREMELY summarized. Perhaps at a later date they will be expanded to be just like real results, but for now, sorry, but they need to be like this.]

The camera opens up to show the vast capacity crowd, looking ready.

Megan and Heyman welcome you to the show in their own unique way, including Heyman trying to hit on Megan.

The show kicks off with a match between the Dark Spider Girl Arana and Super Heroine Mighty Molly. Arana showed her dangerous nature by starting off with hard shots to the body, and it seemed that it would be a quick victory for her until Mighty Molly suddenly blocked a kick attempt from Arana…turning it into a vicious Dragon Screw. The two superstars traded offenses for a good while, but in the end, Molly managed to catch Arana off guard and finally got to debut her new finisher, the Valentine Neckbreaker. After that, it was an academic victory for the super-heroine.

Next up came the Extreme Rules match between the sexy Sonic and the cocky Nova. For the first 3 minutes of the match, the two combatants seemed to be pretty equal. However, Nova managed to use the referee and the Extreme Rules stipulation to his advantage by using the referee as a shield for some of Sonic's attacks. While Sonic went to check on the referee, Nova went for a springboard back-kick…but Sonic somehow managed to sense him coming in and dodged. The way Nova landed made it apparently seem like he broke his ankle. Sonic quickly went in and got the cover, and the victory. Post match, medical officials went in to check on Nova.

After commercials, the camera shows Rash in the ring, with the EAW Triple Crown championship belt. He starts to cut a promo, thinking that Hogan won't be able to find someone to face him for the night, when all of the sudden, "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park cues up, and out comes Buzzsaw to accept the challenge. The two face off in a brutal match…when the referee is knocked out of the ring. Before he can get back up…Rash grabs a steel chair and clocks Buzzsaw in the head. When the referee comes to…he apparently awards the match by pin to Rash…until EAW owner "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan comes out. He tells the referee what happens, and the match restarts. Rash goes on the outside to start attacking Hogan from behind as he leaves, when all of the sudden Glenda Jacobs comes out from the crowd and attacks Rash, tossing him back into the ring to an awaiting Buzzsaw, who nails Rash with the Buzzkill and gets the EAW Triple Crown Championship!

Buzzsaw stayed in the ring and waited for his brother to come out, as they went to unify the tag team championships against the Girls of Goth. This time around, the match was more brutal than their previous encounter, and both teams seem to be a LOT more focused than before. The two teams show all their skills, getting numerous near falls during the course of the match. The only determining factor at the start would be Buzzsaw being a bit weak from his match with Rash just a few minutes before this one started. Near the end, however…something confusing happened: Shade hit the Nightshade on Buzzsaw, while Chaynz hits the Crimson Wave on Sin. They both go for pinfalls at the same time…and they both get three counts. The referee realizes what he did…and is confused as to declare the victor. Later, it's found out that the EAW Booking Committee will discuss the matter.

When we get back from commercial, we see Rash rampaging in the back, pissed off as all hell. Donnie B soon confronts him, and says that he'll discuss the matter later. Rash doesn't seem all that thrilled by this, but grudgingly walks off, cursing all the way.

After this, we go to the main event of the evening, as Hokuto Lyger takes on Michael White, in a re-match from back in October of 2001. The match showed off some of the most dangerous and explosive moves ever seen in EAW matches, and for most of it, the battle is pretty much even sided. Hokuto eventually pulls out an advantage though, and is about to get the win, when all of the sudden… Vega suddenly descends down into the ring by a cable, dropping down and smacking Hokuto hard in the head! Vega then throws Michael White out of the ring; the referee might tries to stop Vega, but he knock him out cold with a stiff roundhouse kick to the head! He then grabs Hokuto... glares at her through his mask, then maneuvers behind her and delivers the FASTEST backdrop anyone's ever seen! He then picks her up and ties her arms into the ropes... steps back and points at her, saying something to her but no one can tell what because of his mask covering his face... but it gets pretty apparent what he's drawing to as he brandishes his wicked-looking claw on his left hand... about to strike Hokuto with it, buy stops when he sees Kairi coming down to try to avenge what happened. Vega sees it coming and slides out of the ring, quickly stepping backwards up the ramp, then he jumps up onto the steel bars and girders holding the Jumbotron up, climbing it with ease as he makes his escape up into the rafters as the camera fades out.