Live from the UIC Pavilion in Chicago, IL!
As the fireworks for Mayhem go off, we see clips from various shows, including a look at the tactics of Nova of getting Richards and Ivory to share a suite, as well as some clips from the LePew/Star matter from the last show. We then view the opening for Mayhem, and cut to a fireworks display from the stage.
Show of signs for tonight?
"Blue Boy is the REAL blue blood!"
"Richards fears poontang"
"Mandy: do you do table dances?"
A sign with a charicature of Spike with one of Morty sitting on his hand as they shout, 'WE ARE NOT GAY!'"
"Vince is a Douchebag."
Beside him, "INDEEEEEEEED!!"
Megan: Welcome everybody to tonight's Wednesday night Mayhem, where your favorite EAW stars are gathered tonight for five huge matches.
Fly: Damn right...headlined by the huge World Title match with Sonnette--aka Lance's bitch, going up against Triple H--aka MY bitch!
Megan: In your opinion at least. But we'll also have tag team action when the Regal Regime faces Blue Boy and Sabu.
Fly: The babbling Bob will face off against the Steven Richards. Bob makes more sense than Richards does most of the time, sadly.
Megan: We'll also see Chris Kanyon and Booker T mix it up. The last leg of Booker's journey, against Rik Felstrom, didn't go so well, but maybe he can make up for it tonight.
Fly: But first...BRING ON THE BITCHES!! Mandy and BG next!
"Angel" by Aerosmith interrupts the conversation..
Fly: Ah yeah...just what we've been waiting for...what...what the hell? She's fully dressed!
Megan: LG didn't book any stip about them wearing next to nothing or having to tear off each other's clothes, surprisingly.
Fly: DAMNIT!!
Megan: You'll be able to enjoy this still, I think.
Fly: Well...I'm still hoping for some bare ass or accidentally torn clothing..or SOMETHING!
"Introducing first...from St. Louis, Missouri...standing five-five and weighing one hundred and twenty three pounds, Mandy LePew!!"
Megan: Mandy is on a bit of winning streak, having not yet been beaten, although a recent match with 'Mr. Entertainment' ended in a no contest when the Experimentals interfered.
Fly: Yeah, but in Dave Star's match with Ninja X, she got even. That furry little cocktease came out dressed like YOU, and did a little bending over here and there, and cost Dave the match!!
Megan: An interesting way to interfere without touching him...clever move by Mandy, but could it be a big mistake?
Fly: She deserves whatever the Experimentals dish back out to her.
Megan: Frankly, I think she still owes them, at least Tommy Zen. However, she faces a returning BG Hyde here, tonight.
"Paperdoll" by Kittie cues up, and the crowd cheers Bee Gee, who comes out from the back dressed and ready to fight in a skintight little number that causes Flyboy's jaw to drop onto the table.
Fly: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY!!! SH************************************T!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!
Megan: SHUT UP!!!
Fly: Heh...*ahem* sorry Meg. Uh...Bee Gee looking...ah..pretty good tonight.
Megan: Quit drooling on the table...anyhow, these two young ladies set to lock up here tonight...
"and her opponent standing 6'1" and weighting 155 lbs....'The Bad Girl' Bee Gee Hyde!!"
Megan: I don't know if that riding crop will become a factor...but BG currently has the fans on her side.
Fly: Hmmph...with those homos Spike and Morty out of the way, think I have a shot?
Megan: I don't know, but if she does to you what she did to them a couple weeks ago, I'll be the biggest BG Hyde fan on the planet.
Fly: HEY!
*ding, ding*
Megan: The bell sounds Hyde and LePew in the ring now. The two lock up...Mandy pushed into the corner--clean break by Hyde. Mandy charges out of the corner...clothesline ducked--BG going for the neckbreaker--blocked! Mandy going for a backslide--BG breaks free before the one. Grabs the feet of Mandy--shoved off and into the ropes. Mandy up...scoop slams BG!!
Fly: How the hell can Mandy stand to be in all that fur under these hot lights?
Megan: Probably has some way to cool herself...BG back up...snapmared over by Mandy...but BG bringing back up...grabs the arm of Mandy...twists it round and into a modified sleeper--back elbow by Mandy...full nelson by BG--DRAGON Suplexes her!! Mandy up...dropkicked by BG! Mandy up..BG drapes her over the second rope.
Fly: SPANK HER!! SPANK HER!!
Mandy: BG slapping her hard...um...on the rear end, a couple times.
Fly: YES!! That look fun to you, Megan?
Megan: Not at all, pervert. BG grabbing the feet of Mandy...YANKS her out of that predicament, and she lands face down on the mat. Boston Crab coming up from B--NO, reversal by Mandy!
Fly: Whoooo!! Cool move there!
Megan: Mandy getting up...BG as well...Mandy sends her into the ropes...BG scooped up by Mandy--reversed into a headscissors takedown by BG! Mandy shaking it off...back up...spinning neckbreaker set up by BG--no, Mandy breaking and going for a waistlock...hops up on the back of BG--VICTORY ROLL!!
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TWO--kickout by BG!
Fly: She pulled off an awesome move there...Bee Gee is every bit as capable.
Megan: Definitely not a pair of prissy pantywaists.
Fly: Nope...BG doesn't even wear panties.
Megan: *sigh* Snap suplex by Mandy on BG...Mandy heading up top...Mandy waiting for Bee Gee...up...missile dropki--NO! Bee Gee counters it with one of her own!! Mandy up again...another dropkick--one that rival's Bob Holly's. Sends Mandy into the ropes...kicks her, WHOA-HOO!! CHERRY POPPER center of the ring!!
Fly: The problem with that move--it's only good once.
Megan: Bee Gee hooks the leg!!
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TWO!
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YES!! Kickout by Bee Gee!
Fly: Damn right, yes! My BG's gonna win it!
Megan: YOUR Bee Gee?!?
Fly: Well, she will be.
Megan: I think that you can forget about it...unless BG calls the shots. She likes to be in control. Like she is right now in this match. Pulls up Mandy...short arm clothesline. Drags her towards the corner...looks like a moonsault coming up--Mandy grabbing the ankle of BG...slowly recovering from that devasting piledriver--yanks her off--jaw first on the turnbuckle...this is Mandy's chance--Mandy spins her around...BLIZZARD SUPLEX!!! Incredible execution!! This could be it--
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TWO!!
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NO!! SO close!! Mandy nearly comes out with the win!! Mandy up...pulls up Bee Gee...heavily dazed...Mandy going for another snap suplex--blocked...Bee Gee reversing...holding her up high...DOWN with a brainbuster!! Mandy in trouble here...kippup by Bee Gee...has Mandy...sends her into the corner again...hits it chest first...running knee sends her into it again. Bee Gee up to the second rope now...BAD GIRL EXPRESS!! Bee Gee hooks the leg!
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TWO!!
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*ding, ding, ding*
Winner by Pinfall >>> Bee Gee Hyde
Fly: HA! I knew it...I think I'll accompany her backstage to celebrate...maybe she'll pop MY cork.
Megan: Or crack your nuts.
Fly: No way..she wouldn't do that to me.
Megan: I can keep up hope...
**Commercial Break**
Match Summary:
Kanyon makes his entrance accompanied by Neriah, then Booker T makes his entrance with Kevin Nash.
When the bell rings, Booker T and Kanyon begin to brawl for a bit, before turning the match into an exchange of kicks, and while Kanyon apparently wins it after a high roundhouse, but Booker T spins back up, hits a Harlem Sidekick, then hits the axe kick on Kanyon. Kanyon is then subject to a brief power attack from Booker T with a powerslam-Brainbuster-backbreaker set, and gets a two count on Kanyon. Booker slings Kanyon to the ropes, but telegraphs, and suffers a DDT from Kanyon. Kanyon then pulls up Booker, and hits a bridging German Suplex...nearly getting a two count, and then pulls him up and sends him to the corner. Kanyon stomps on him in the corner, and holds a boot up under the throat, breaking it just before the five. Kanyon then pulls out Booker T and begins to nail him with a series of jabs, but Booker T catches those arms, then knees him into the stomach, then takes him over with a quick suplex, although with not much impact. Kanyon gets up, and ducks a high outside crescent kick, and grabs the leg of Booker T, hitting a dragon screw leg whip. Kanyon then hits a leg snap, and pulls up Booker T, going for a Kanyon Kutter...but is backdrop Suplexed by Booker T.
Booker T turns it into a bridge, getting a two count. Kanyon kicks out valiantly, and when Booker T gets up, he's victim to a series of Flair-style chops from Kanyon, who then sends him to the ropes...and catches him with a reverse Tiger Suplex, then hits the nearby ropes and hits a pimp leg drop on Booker T, getting a long two.
Booker T is pulled back up, and hits an inverted atomic drop on Kanyon, sending him into the ropes and bouncing off the near ropes, hitting a high elbow attack on Kanyon, and heads upstairs...when Kanyon recovers, Booker hits a missile dropkick. Booker then hits a sidewalk slam, and pulls up Kanyon, goes to scoop him up, but Kanyon reverses into a small package, getting a two. Kanyon pulls up Booker T, and hits a thrust kick, and sets him up and hits a Fireman's Carry Pancake. Kanyon is a bit wiped out, and only gets a two whenever he crawls over and makes a cover. The two get up at roughly the same speed, and the match degenerates back into a brawl, with Booker gaining the advantage, and irish whipping Kanyon, but Kanyon grabs hold of the ropes to avoid a Booker T dropkick. Booker T gets back up though, and tosses Kanyon over his shoulder when Kanyon charges.
Booker T quickly pulls up Kanyon, then goes for the Fall from Harlem--but Kanyon counters with a Kanyon Kutter!! Kanyon makes the cover...getting the 1...2...
But Nash gets in and hits the referee in the back of the head before he can score the winning pinfall, then comes in to double team Kanyon, and hits the Sharpshot, and gives Booker T an opportunity to hit the Fall from Harlem as we go to commercial...
Winner: No Contest
**Commercial Break**
(The following match written by Jovan) "The following contest is scheduled for One-Fall... Introducing first, weighing in at 330lbs...The Man They Call... BOOOOOOOOB.
"Am I Evil" by Metallica cues up over the speaker system as The Man that is called Bob walks out, wearing a new singlet with the words "They Call Me Bob" written across his chest, a microphone is in his hand.
T.M.T.C.B: Steeefen Witchards!... Two-nite Aye weel rip off yur shit and head down yur throat!!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhh...
A burst of laughter can be heard from the crowd as we breifly cut over to the back office to see C.E.V.A. of the Board Paul shaking his head in disbelief, before Bob resumes making his way to the ring.
Megan: *giggles*
Flyboy: *laughs* What the hell did he just say?
Megan: ...hee-hee...Bob looks to be prepared take on Richards tonight. Flyboy: I just hope that Bobby boy can wrestle better than he talks. The RTC theme plays in its usual annoyance as Steven Richards makes his way to the ring as the booing crowd throws their debris at him.
"His Opponent... Weighing in at 230lbs... He is the leader of Right To Censor... STEVEN RICHAAAAAAAAAARDS."
Megan: It seems that Steven Richards is not the most popular guy here tonight.
Flyboy: I thought that he'd at least loosen up after sleping with Ivory. But then again, he is a geek after all. What a waste of ass...*sigh*
Megan: Steven Richards walks through the ring ropes... Bob immedeately going after him.
*ding ding*
Megan: Bob starts off hammering away on Steven Richards, hitting him with rights and lefts... Steven, trying to fight back... Steven blocks the punch... now lifts him up... Floatover Suplex. Now Steven goes for the cover...
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Flyboy: What was Richards thinking going for the cover so soon? No way he's going out that quick.
Megan: Bob goes after Richards... Richards counters with an arm drag. Bob gets back up... another arm drag... Bob gets back up... RUNNING LARIAT ON RICHARDS.
Flyboy: Bob is doing good, but he needs to follow up.
Megan: Bob now, setting Richards up on the top-rope... TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX.
Flyboy: Not bad for a guy with major speech problems. He just might win the match.
Megan: Bob now picking up Steven... sends him to the ropes... THE 3:16!! THE 3:16!! Bob goes for the cover.
Flyboy: It's over.
Megan: ...Hooks the leg...
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Flyboy: Bitchards was lucky that he grabbed those ropes. Otherwise it would've been soooooooooo over for him.
Megan: Bob now picks Richards up... looks like he's going for a running powe-NO!! Steven slips out... kicks him in the gut... Now sets him up... PILEDRIVER!!. Richards going on top of the turnbuckle...
Flyboy: What's Steve Urkel gonna to do?
Megan: Steven, getting in posititon... going for it... ASAI MOONSAULT ON TOP OF BOB!!!
Flyboy: Holy S**t. Didn't know Dorkster had it in him.
Megan: Steven now... going for the cover...
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Flyboy: Whitesocks is becoming more desperate by the minute.
Megan: Steven now goes for an Irish Wh-Wait, Bob counters with one of his one... Steven returning... Big Boot to the face.
Bob now yells out and signals for...
"AAALTIMATE DESTWUCTION BOM NITY ATE!!"
Megan: Bob sets up Steven... Could be... NO!! STEVEN COUNTERS INTO A BOSTON CRAB.
Flyboy: Nice move, Whitesocks. Now all you need to do is lean back and you might win this match.
Megan: Encouraging words from Flyboy, Steven has the hold locked on... Bob's struggling in pain... Can he hold out much... WAIT A MINUTE, CHAINSAW'S COMMING TO THE RING, WITH A GLASS TABLE!!!
Flyboy: What the f**k are those two losers doing here?
Megan: Chainsaw's hammering away on Richards. The referee's calling for the bell...
"The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification, STEVEN RICHARDS.
Megan: Steven Richards has won this match, but Chainsaw now starts to put the boots on Richards.
Chainsaw continues to assault Richards. Then...
Chaynz: Yo Buzz...
Buzzsaw: WHAT?
Chaynz: Bring the f**king glass.
Megan: Buzzsaw now bringing in the glass table.
Flyboy: I think we all know what's comming next.
Megan: Buzzsaw now on the top-rope, Chaynz has Richards ready. This could be their new move, The Detenator. Chaynz now lifts up Richards... WAIT A MINUTE... IT'S RTC MAN. RTC MAN'S RUNNING TO THE AID OF RICHARDS.
Flyboy: It's the super dork to the rescue.
Megan: RTC Man now slides to the ring, and RTC Man... JUST FLATLINED RICHARDS!?!
Flyboy: Steven may've won the match, but he sure doesn't look like a winner now, HAHA.
"RTC Man", along with Chainsaw proceeds to stomp away on Richards. Suddenly, "RTC Man" calls for a huddle and Chainsaw comes to hear the latest 'plan'.
Megan: RTC Man now sets Richards up on the top turnbuckle as Chainsaw moves the table to the same turnbuckle. RTC Man grabs Richards... TOP ROPE FLATLINER ONTO THE GLASS TABLE!!!
Flyboy: HOLY SHHH*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*t!!!
After "RTC Man" drives Richards though the table, the crowd starts to chant...
"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."
Megan: RTC Man... now umasking? He take the helmet off, and... *crowd cheers* OH MY GOD, IT'S KANYON!!! IT'S KANYON!!!
Flyboy: The crowd's going apes**t over this. That's two straight weeks Da Pac has assaulted Richards.
The 3 Da Pac members now makes their escape through the crowd as "Tear it Off" by Redman and Method Man plays on the P.A. The REAL RTC Man, Ivory and Dudley Clark II comes out to assist Richards as we cut to a comercial.
*comercial*
After the break, we open up to Da Pac's locker room as we have Pamela Paulshock for a quick interview with Chainsaw and Kanyon, still in his "RTC Man" attire.
Pamela: Guys, this is the second straight week you asaulted Steven Richards. When will these attacks end.
Chaynz: You know Pamela, let me ask you a question. How would you feel if you found out that one of your closest friends tried to manipulate you? How would you feel if you were being used as a puppet for someone else's purposes? How would you feel if someone were to try and brainwash you? Well that's what happened to Heffron. He tried to help out an old friend. Thinking that they were joining each other again to face a common enemy. But then we all know what happened after that. Just ask Michael Cole. The poor sap was brainwash into a RTC freak, for f**king cryin' out loud. But now, thanks to Bullwhip, Cole is back to his humble self again.
Kanyon: You know, speaking of RTC freaks. I have a little challenge for the so-called, "Hero of Morality". RTC Man, why don't you and I, meet together, at the next show, man to man. Or better yet, pie y borrico: My foot, up your ass. Come on "Super Geek". Let's see what kind of hero you really are.
Pamela: Harsh words from Da Pac. Back to you Megan...
**Commercial Break**
As we come back from break, the theme music of William Regal is playing...
*ding, ding*
"The following match, scheduled for one fall, will be a tag team bout. Introducing first, accompanied by PC Plodder, from Blackpool, England, at a total combined weight of 39 stones, and 11 pounds, the tandem of William and Cecil Regal--the Regal Regime!!"
The crowd, of course, reacts with loud booing.
Megan: Welcome back fans, Megan Eko along with..
Fly: The ONE and ONLY Flyboy!!
Megan: For our sake, that's one thing to be welcome about.
Megan: Well, our next match pits these two brothers--allegedly brothers--against a team hastily assembled to face off against them, against Sabu and the Blue Boy.
Fly: Two former ECW alumni....I'd say it doesn't look too good for the Regals.
Megan: Well, regardless of how it looks to you, the Regals can wrestle, although up until now that's been lost in a myriad of bad interviews and stupid gimmicky managers. The Regals getting in the ring now...William looking the more focused, Cecil just all the more angry.
Fly: Maybe he's regretting something. Maybe not necessarily making this challenge, but making the challenge for the next show where we'll see--get this--T-Bone and Sarah Murphy challenging him in a handicap match!
Megan: He DID indeed make that challenge.
Fly: Although maybe it's just an excuse to get Sarah in the ring. I mean...damn...she is one fine piece. I'd certainly love to put a few moves on her.
Megan: That, I'm sure of...
"Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit cues up next, and the crowd begins to cheer, chants of "Regals are p*ssies" ring out through the crowd, and Blue Boy drives out onto the stage, in his Saturn, and stops on with the car partway out of the curtain.
"And their opponents...first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and accompanied by Jasmin St. Clair....standing 6'1" and weighing in at 242 lbs...a member of Da Pac....the Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue Boy!!"
The car pulls out a little further, to show where Sabu is riding in the back. "Huka Blues" cues up.
"And his partner...from Bombay, India...standing 6'2" and weighing two hundred and twenty two pounds....the former Cruiserweight Champ, SAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Megan: The high-flying Sabu and a well-rounded athelete in Blue Boy going up against a pretty basic pair of technicians, the Regals. A stark constrast in styles...but who has the advantage?
Fly: Well, Blue's fighting for p*ssy, and when a man fights for p*ssy, heaven help his opponent. Sabu's just plain nuts, so if he doesn't get DQed, he could be quite formidable. But the Regals are brothers, who probably have fought together and fought each other their whole lives. Plus they're gonna do this for Big Daddy Regal...
Megan: I can only wonder what they'll do for Father's Day for him...anyhow, this unusual team of Sabu and Blue Boy in the ring...
"Huka Blues" fades out...
"*ding, ding*
Megan: And this match is underway...William and Sabu out here to start things off. Sabu and William locking up...William with the power advantage, although it seems obvious he let himself go a bit since his WCW days...powering Sabu towards the corner...knees into the midsection...Sabu kicking him in the midsection....attempting an escape--switches position! William in the corner! Sabu laying in kicks to the ribs. Choking William now....the ref in there...Sabu shoving him out of the way...continuing to choke William...the referee threatening to disqualify him--SABU has him by the hair!! Tosses him over the ropes!! Cecil and Blue Boy in now...going after each other center of the ring, fist-to-fist! Sabu continuing to stomp away!
Fly: Willy can take it--just HOW much can you hurt some one by kicking them with bedroom slippers on?
Megan: Snap mare takeover by Sabu...hooking the head now--forward flip neck snap!! Incredible!! Cecil dumps Blue Boy on the outside, and that fight still taking place. Back in the ring...Sabu grabbing the ankle of William...standing anklelock...spinning him around and going to the second rope--snaps the leg forward!! Sabu looking to take William apart piece by piece...pulling up William....Irish Whip...sent into the ropes...coming off--HIGH spin heel kick by Sabu puts him down--but the referee is down and out on the outside. On the outside CECIL with a steel chair!! Rams it into Blue Boy's midsection...DOWN across the head. Sabu pulling up William again...Irish Whip--no, reversed!! Sabu hits the rope--STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL by Cecil!! Sabu staggering into the clutches of William--has him up...FULL NELSON SLAM!! But the referee just sliding in!
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TWO!--Kickout by Sabu! Sabu getting enough time to recover from that chair shot.
Fly: The Regals missed a great opportunity to just get in there and double team Sabu while he was isolated.
Megan: Paranoia over the ref catching them, probably. Still...that shifted control to William. He pulls up Sabu...hammering him down across his back...knees into the midsection...now hooking his arm around his neck--MODIFIED NECKBREAKER by William!! William now going for a chinlock on Sabu...rather than trying to go for a pinfall.
Fly: Sabu had his neck broken at one time by Chris Benoit, and that's a kind of injury that either ends your career or haunts you for the rest of it. That may be his target for this match.
Megan: Indeed it may be...Sabu trying to fight out of it...Blue Boy up on the apron reaching his hand out for a tag, but it's a long way off for Sabu.
Fly: The way I would go about beating Sabu, is to first pull those big baggy ass pants up over his head, then while he couldn't see, I'd tie the waistband tight over his head...and viola...blinded and no use of his arms.
Megan: He'd still have use of his legs...which he is pounding on the mat right now as the crowd cheers for him!! Regal trying to keep him down...but SABU up to one knee!! ELBOWS INTO THE MIDSECTION!! Breaks free!! Sabu off the ropes...SPINNING HEEL KICK!! Cecil in, SPINNING BACK KICK!! Tag to Blue Boy!! Blue Boy in...levels William with a clothesline!! Levels Cecil now!! Cecil up...Dropkicked by Sabu...Cecil outside! Sabu now hits the opposite ropes...coming back now...SABU SLINGS OVER THE TOP AND ONTO CECIL!!
Fly: Sabu isn't afraid to fly...his ass has it's own parachute.
Megan: Back in the ring it's William and Blue Boy...William being pulled up by Blue Boy...elbow shots by Blue Boy. Hammerlock coming up...Blue Boy threading the arm between his legs...pump handle pick up...Regal up on his shoulders--gets free! Waistlock by Regal...German Suplex release!! Back up now...drops a knee down onto the forehead of Blue Boy. Regal going for the cover! One! Two! Kickout by Blue Boy. Another cover! One! Two! Kickout again by Blue Boy!
Fly: Regal now mounting him for a series of punches--that isn't Jasmin up on his chest, that's a pissed off 245 pound Englishman.
Megan: A "besmirched" one, to be nicer. Regal certainly taking over on Blue Boy...Cecil begging for the tag. Willim up with Blue Boy...exchanging of right hands by William and Blue Boy...William taking control!! NO! Blocked by Blue Boy...HARD headbutt into the chops...Gutwrench Suplex on Regal! Regal up sent into the corner by Blue Boy...Blue Boy charging in...SPLASH into the corner...Blue Boy charging in...Monkey Flips William out of the corner!! William flat on his back!! Blue Boy center of the ring....set up now for the People's Legdrop!! There's the telegraphing....off the ropes....coming towards the other--TRIPPING UP by Cecil!! WIlliam pops up...going up the second rope--DRIVING ELBOW down to the back of the head!! Tag in to Cecil!
Fly: Cecil has every bit as much skill as his brother, but is more vicious, more willing to brawl with you. He'll be happy to kick Blue Boy's ass until he's wearing Depends justl like Father Regal.
Megan: Cecil in...yanks Blue Boy up...hard elbow shots to the head...DDT!!! Cecil on the mat now...grapevining the legs...trying to get the submission victory here...the referee right in there. Blue Boy not likely to give this up, but may find no other alternative if Cecil continues this. Cecil now modifying the hold...Blue Boy making some headway in escaping...locks the head of Cecil under his knee! Cecil releasing, but Blue Boy with some shots to the head. Rolls backwards...and up. Cecil and Blue Boy both up...Cecil goes for a clothesline--ducked by Blue Boy...headbutt by Blue...armwringer now...hard kick in the back...Blue Boy now heading to the corner...BLUE BLASTER on Cecil!! Leg Drop on the arm! Cecil dragged towards the Sabu/Blue corner...tag to Sabu. Sabu springboard--LEG DROP down on the elbows of Cecil, and this pair seeming trying to break the arms of Cecil!
Fly: Smart thing to do. Cecil'll lose about 90% of his offense, plus he won't be able to wank--that'd suck.
Megan: Sabu in control of things, laying the right arm down across the bottom rope...Sabu up--stomps on the arm!! Again!! Lays in down on the mat--stomp from the bottom rope...Cecil grabbing that arm in pain. Sabu going for a scissored armbar...keeping his back to the ropes....Cecil laying down...One, Two! Gets the shoulder up! This armbar also acting as a pin...Cecil trying to contort his body and reach the ropes...trying to crab walk over there--GETS it!! The referee instructing Sabu to release the hold--something he's unaccustomed to doing.
Fly: He's unaccustomed to actually WRESTLING as well. Usually he's jumping on chairs, jumping from chairs, jumping into chairs, and jumping chair to chair and off a chair onto a chair, with a chair.
Megan: Point made, Zack. Sabu up...armdrags over Cecil...Cecil struggling to get up....reverses...sends Sabu to the ropes....IGNORANT SUPLEX! off the ropes on Sabu!! Cecil turns the tide with that one...legdrop onto the chest of Sabu! Tag back to William! Cecil pulling up Sabu...holding him for William...
Fly: BITCHslap to Sabu!! Oooooohhh.
Megan: William now with some straight punches to Sabu....Cecil holding him up...DOUBLE ATOMIC DROP!! William from the front, Cecil from the back...into the clutches of William--snap suplex!! And that could constitute a low blow.
Fly: Well, it would be Sabu's own fault, because wearing pants like that just lets your sack swing freely around...if they caught him in the crotch, he has only himself to blame.
Megan: William going for the Regal Stretch! Nearly has it on....but.
Fly: Matchus interruptus!!
Megan: Angle out from the crown, in the ring...STEEL CHAIR to the back of William!! *ding, ding*
Fly: Not much of a sneak attack, but...
Megan: Rhyno with a steel chair to the back of Cecil, before he can get in the ring...Cecil caught in the ropes--BLASTED with another chairshot by Angle! And Blue Boy doesn't look to thrilled to lose this match by DQ.
Fly: At least it's a fun way to lose...OLYMPIC SLAMS Regal!! Blue Boy joining in and stomping William. Rhyno setting up Cecil in the corner....GORE in the corner!!
Fly: Eh...kind of a wimpy move for a finish, but does the trick.
*ding, ding, ding*
Winners by Disqualification >>> Regal Regime
Megan: Well...this is still a mess as officials are trying to restore order...but Regals take the win by DQ.
Fly: A win's a win's a win. Take it however you can, I say. Regals getting rescued from the ring by officials...but Angle and Rhyno are here to make their lives a living hell....
**Commercial Break**
Sonnette and Hunter each make their entrances, without anyone accompanying them to the ring, although Da Pac, Hera, Lilith, and Road Dogg are sitting front row for it.
The match starts with a bang when Sonnette and Triple H start with some stiff rights and lefts, Hunter taking over with a clothesline that knocks her off her feet. Sonnette comes back up, and Triple H hits a backbreaker, then hits a kneedrop. He pulls up Sonnette, then gets a high suplex, dropping Sonnette in the center of the ring. Sonnette gets up and rocks Helmsley with a series of punches, then a haymaker that sends him out to the outside. Sonnette then hits a piscato on Hunter. Hunter gets up a bit dazed, and is chopblocked from behind by Sonnette. Sonnette then dragon screws Hunter, then hits a kneebreaker on him. Hunter favors it slightly, then when Sonnette goes up onto the apron, she goes for a high kneedrop onto Hunter's knee, but Hunter quickly rolls out of the way--playing possum. Hunter tosses Sonnette into the ring, leaving her head hanging over the apron, then his a running high knee into her face, rolling back in to break the count. He rolls over Sonnette, and hits a catapult that snaps her neck back under the bottom rope.
Hunter then pulls out Sonnette, and hits a knee into the lower abdomen. When he pulls her up..he goes for a back suplex, but Sonnette puts a knee into his stomach, then bulldogs him in the center of the ring, and pins her for nearly a two. Sonnette pulls him back up and locks on a full nelson, albeit with difficultly. Hunter blocks a German Suplex, but Sonnette hits a full nelson front facebuster on him. She then goes up top and hits a reverse elbow into the heart, scoring a two count. When Hunter gets up, Sonnette hits the ropes and hits a spinning neckbreaker on him as he gets up. Sonnette then goes to the apron, springboard splashing onto Hunter, and gets a long two.
Hunter is pulled up by Sonnette, but a thumb to the eye from Hunter allows him to get in a short arm clothesline. Hunter then gets a double underhook suplex in on Sonnette, and drops a few knees on the back of her head. A piledriver set up causes him to get backdropped, and Sonnette drops her weight onto his chest, and begins to hammer away at him. Sonnette then sends Hunter into the ropes...and when he raises a boot, she stops to grab it, yanking him out of the corner hopping, then hits a Porn Plex on him, getting a 2.25 count. She then pulls up Hunter dumping him to the outside. Another Piscato, but this one fails as Hunter catches her, and drops her chin first on the safety railing. He then backdrops her in an attempt to smack the back of her head on the apron...but she is able to land on her feet behind him, and hammers him into the kidneys, then whips him into the guardrail. A charging knee from Sonnette connects, then she crotches him on the safety railing. She then hops up on it, with incredible balance, and clothesline him off it and spilling him back into the ringside area. She then attempts to bash his head into the steel steps, but he blocks, then elbows her, slamming HER head into it twice, then whipping her towards the opposite railing. Hunter charges, and when going for a high knee of his own, Sonnette surprising him with a headbutt to the groin, then drags him towards the front apron...ramming his head into it. Sonnette attempts to get into the ring, but Hunter yanks her out, then he returns the gesture, and hits a reverse neckbreaker on Sonnette. He then scoops her up over his shoulders to powerslam her onto the railing, but she slips behind him and shoves him into it, allowing her to atomic drop him over the railing and onto a ringside seat that empties as they approach. Sonnette then, in a move she rarely if ever uses, Frankensteins him back into the ringside area. She pulls him up, but is nailed by a pair of knees, and hard chops to the chest by Hunter as the bell rings twice.
The referee declares the match a double count out as we fade out...Sonnette and Triple H still brawling....