Fireworks explode from the stage as we cue into the arena for Mayhem!

Signs in the crowd tonight:

"Gen-NEXT! Number 1..." "bWo 4 Life!" "Screw Qwest!"...huh? "Mas cerveza, por favor." A Hurricane logo... "Mikey, you're so fine..." "Rash: It isn't just his name...", etc..

Cut to the announcer's desk.

Megan: Welcome everybody to EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem! I am Megan Eko, and beside me...yet again...regrettably...is Paul Heyman.

Paul: Gee...THANK YOU for the exurberant show of support, Megan.

Megan: Don't start with me tonight, Paul. *Ahem* Anyhow, tonight's main event will be the team of Kirk Angel and Nova--

Paul: The "American Heroes.."

Megan: Versus Michael Connelly and the Hurricane...

Paul: Um...the "opposition."

Megan: Well, teaming on a temporary basis I'm sure. But besides that, we're also going to see the bWo in action against Deadly Extremity, Kaye in a...sure to be humorous...Handicap Match, and our opening bout will be Hokuto Lyger vs. Seven!

"Apathy" by KMFDM cues up, and Hokuto Lyger makes her way out, alone, and without showing much emotion...

Capetta: The first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Kyoto, Jpan...she stands 5'4" and weighs in at 129 pounds. HOKUUUUTO LYYYYYYYGER!!!

Paul: One of the legendary Jyushin Lyger's pupils in action here tonight. And Kairi's sister...what are her goals, though? What are her motivations...what's her number?

Megan: I don't know any of those, Paul. :P

As Hokuto gets inside the ring...

"Ultra Mega" by Powerman 5000 start up...

Capetta: And her opponent, making his residence in Detroit, Michigan...he stands 5'11" and weighs in at 187 pounds...he goes by the name..."Seven."

Paul: Seven hasn't had much luck in the EAW lately...but he's got skill, style...he's got a girl with relatives in high places. Although he does have more artificial parts than Cher.

Megan: Well, we're sure to see a fast-paced, high-flying match out of these two...

Seven gets to the ring, and they stare at each other from across the ring...the bell rings...

*ding, ding*

Megan: A collar and elbow tie up to start--Seven with knees into the midsection--sends Hokuto to the ropes--ducks under the heel kick...Hokuto rolling forward and quickly springing back up to her feet. Catches--DOUBLE HEEL ENZUI GIRI by Seven! Hokuto up...and a headlock from Seven--counter into a backdrop. Seven up, rolling wheel kick from Hokuto puts him down!! Pick up by Hokuto...open palm strikes to the chest sending Seven into the corner! Standing up on the second rope now...shots to the head of Seven...and a HURRACAN--no, Seven blocking it...setting her up now. CATAPULTED face-first to the turnbuckle--and a BACKBREAKER by Seven! Cover now!

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Paul: And now Seven hammering on the back of Hokuto, trying to weaken that part of her body. Just like a mach-well, he is, partly. I wonder if Ainako ever just decided to stick her shopping list to his head with a refrigerator magnet?

Megan: *groan* Seven setting up Hokuto now for an Atomic--NO--lands behind--Spinning Clothesline ducked by Hokuto, and grabs the arm...ARM DRAG...back up now...and a side armbar by Hokuto...rams her shoulder into Seven...and now..into an ARM DRAGON SCREW!!...Scissored Arm Bar now by Hokuto, as she tries to take apart Seven's left arm.

Paul: Eh...just need a good rachet set for that, and maybe a Phillips.

Megan: Seven reaching for the ropes in order to break the hold...and GETS IT!! The referee ordering Hokuto to release the hold. Hokuto backing off as Seven gets up...SEVEN CHARGES--fakes--dashes back to the ropes...leap frog over Hokuto--back heel kick from Hokuto misses...Seven to the far ropes, and Hokuto going for a rever--NO--HURRACANRANA by Seven into a pinning combination!!

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Paul: Hokuto rolling out of the ring...up to the apron now...Seven up--spring over the top rope by Hokuto--SUNSET FLIP!!

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Megan: Hokuto rolling backward and kipping up--has the arm of Seven...legdrop on the shoulder joint...now a MAHISTRAL CRADLE!!

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"Primal Concrete Sledge" then cues up...

Megan: And now...what is this all about? My format says nothing about--

Paul: An unannounced surprise visit from Triple H!!

Triple H calmly walks out from the back, sledgehammer over his shoulder, seemingly...WHISTLING?!...as he walks down to the ring...

Megan: And...Hunter just standing here...Hokuto staring at him suspiciously. ARMBAR TAKEDO--No, blocked by Seven! Seven off the ropes...FLYING CLOTHESLINE on Hokuto! Hokuto up again...and...SEVEN CATCH...

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Paul: And what a match we have taking place here! Seven eyeing Hunter now as well...

Megan: For good reason. I don't think he has that sledgehammer to pound the dents out of the chairs bent during the dark matches. Hokuto up now--Seven with some kicks across the midsection--Irish Whip now, and RENSHOU GEKI by Hokuto as Seven telegraphs!! Seven down on the mat...and Hokuto yanking him up by the left arm...set up now...and...CRUCIFIX LYGERBOMB!!!

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Paul: NO NO NO NO..not quite. Seven escaping that devasting Lygerbomb variant...and now pulling himself up using the ropes...Hokuto whipping him to the corn--FURY'S RISE!! Seven with a Moonsault Press after kicking off the top rope!!

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Paul: And a beautiful high flying move from Seven! Seven back up now...picking up Hokuto--SMALL PACKAGE!

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Megan: Escape by Seven...both of them back up--Hokuto charging--scooped up by Seven--DROPPED throat first across the top rope! Seven to the outside now...

Paul: Uh oh...solid concrete floor below!

Megan: Seven about to suplex Hokuto out of the ring--HUNTER TRIPPING BOTH OF THEM UP with that sledgehammer!!

Paul: Just like the fat Okie says, BIDNESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!

Megan: Yanks Seven off the apron--hitting his chin on it...dragging out Hokuto now...

*ding, ding, ding*

Megan: Hunter stomping away on them...and driving that sledgehammer into the shoulder of Seven!! A shot into the ribs of Hokuto!!

Paul: PURE UNBRIDALED DESTRUCTION from Triple H now!!

Triple H taunts the two as Capetta renders a decision...

Capetta: The result of this match is a NO CONTEST!

Megan: And Hunter getting booed, but Hokuto beginning to stir...

Hokuto stands up (!), and a large spherical chi ball that is shot as if from a slingshot: it forms around one hand, and she holds the other hand up behind it as it grows. She releases with the back hand, the ball stops growing and snaps towards the back of Hunter...

Megan: And...Hokuto...just...shot...SOMETHING..at Hunter?!

Hunter gets up, dazed, as he looks back at Hokuto..he deflects a second shot with his sledgehammer, as Hokuto gives chase, and Seven dusts himself off...

Megan: And Seven seems to be having a run of bad luck, being in the wrong matches at the wrong times. :P

Paul: Well, **** happens...we'll be back after these words from our sponsors!!

**Commercial Break**

We come back from break to see Hunter lurking in a dark portion of the arena...

"Hmph...I didn't plan on that happening. I go and use some good old-fashioned attacks like using a sledgehammer, I nearly get blasted to hell by that crazy bitch's energy attacks. I'll live..." he winces as he holds his back.

"At any rate...ten thousand? That's all seeing me getting my ass kicked is worth to you, LG? You always were a cheap one. Funny out of all the EAW wrestlers who got heat with me, you pick Storm to sick on me. I don't quite get it. I don't think he could EVER beat me, let alone now. But I'm not backing down, oh no. I relish the opportunity...to humiliate him in front of his own home town. I wonder if he really thinks that chump-change is worth sacrificing the last of his dignity. I guess that's why he said he didn't want it. He'd look like a fool when he lost. He'll only look like a loser now. Now, my only regret will be...having to go to that ****hole Canada to do it..."

Back at the announcer's desk...

Paul: WOW...I assume that now it's been confirmed. Imagine...Lance Storm coming out of his retirement, only to be sent back into it by Hunter. I don't think that's very wise by Lance...but hey, his call.

Megan: I think Lance is doing it for his own pride. We all know he has the ability to beat Hunter...in a fair match. But Hunter never liked to wrestle fairly.

Paul: Well DUH..his mentor's Ric Flair.

Megan: Well, we're back and set for tag team action. The team of Deadly Extremity...yeeeeeech..versus the bWo.

"Bodies" by Drowing Pool cues up...

Paul: Heheheh...don't like being talked about, do you?

Megan: Just like those catty gossipers to try to make me look bad. Insinuating I'm a slut. And Baby...well, facts are facts. Baby isn't exactly a Rhode Scholar--live with it. And LG didn't find me, I applied for a job at the EAW myself, and worked my way into a commentator's spot. Unlike CERTAIN PERSONS SITTING BESIDE ME who got it handed to them. Deadly Extremity are a pair of pompous assholes who don't seem to get the irony of THEM calling someone else a slut.

Capetta: The following Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Los Angeles California...at a combined weight of 261 pounds. Frosti and Savvy, Deeeeeeeeadly Extremity!

Paul: And certainly not your pick to win this match, are they?

Megan: I try to be as impartial as pos--yeah, screw them. :P GO bWo!

As Deadly Extremity get into the ring...

BL-BL-BLUE WORLD ORDER....4 Life...

"bWo" by Swamp Candles cues up, and Sonic and the Blue Meanie come out next...

Capetta: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 352 pounds...they are the BLUE WORLD ORDER...the Blue Meanie, and the "Blue Blur", Sonic the Hedgehog!!

The bWo make their way down to the ring...

Megan: We're set for tag team action here tonight, and the bWo in the ring..

*ding, ding*

Meanie and Frosti start off with a number of right hands to each other. Frosti counters a punch into a lariat and starts to lay the boots to Meanie. Frosti gets into Meanie's face as she then places a chokehold on him, much to the ref's scorn. Frosti then releases the hold as she then picks up Meanie, goes for a suplex, but Meanie counters it into a suplex of his own. Meanie goes for the pin...

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Meanie starts to take out his frustrations out on Frosti, with the thought of what she did to Jasmin in mind, as he hits her with a barrage of punches. Meanie now slams her head to the mat a few times, but soon stops from his assault. He then, as advised of his partner, tags in Sonic.

Sonic enters in with a devastating clothesline. Savvy runs in but is also decked with a clothesline. Sonic drives Frosti back towards the ropes, and sends her to the ropes, and a Double DDT from the bWo! Meanie goes back out on the outside as Sonic pins Frosti..gets a two count. Sonic pulls Frosti back up, but is blinded by the Icy Mist. Frosti slugs away on Sonic, then sends her to the ropes..getting a...

Paul: GOOOOOORE! GOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Megan: Our mandated at-least-one-per-show Gore call, I believe. :P

Frosti with a cover, a two count, and no. Frosti picks up Sonic and sends her to the corner, and tags in Savvy. Savvy charges and splashes onto Sonic, then sends her to the ropes--a double back elbow, and dual legdrops. Cover by Savvy as Frosti leaves the ring, and another two count. Savvy drags Sonic over to the DE corner, and rams her head into the corner turnbuckle pad--Sonic blocks the third--ramming Savvy's head into it. Savvy is dazed, and Sonic scoop slams her, and goes up top...MONEY SHOT by Sonic!

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Frosti back in, and the two stomp away on Sonic in the corner. Frosti choking Sonic, and then taking a breather, although Savvy then crotches Sonic on the ring post.

Frosti goes up top, and waits for Sonic to get up...she signals for the flipping neckbreaker, but Sonic flops onto the ropes and makes her lose her balance, and getting crotched on top of the top rope. Sonic recovers, then goes to take advantage, setting up a Sonic Boom--although Frosti fights her off...she manages to get a SUPERPLEX, and then floats over...long two count--but NO...

Both of them crawl towards their corners--Frosti makes the tag--tag made to Meanie!!

Meanie and Savvy meet in the middle of the ring with Meanie unloading on Savvy...Savvy to the ropes...Meanie has Savvy set up for the Meanie Bomb, but as he has her in the air, Frosti hits a low blow on Meanie, letting Savvy hit a Hurricanrana into a pin for the win.

Winners by Pinfall : Deadly Extremity

Suddenly, out from the crowd, The Girls of Goth jumps DE, laying them a beatdown with a few chairshot. The GoG then hits Savvy with a spike Piledriver. The rest of Gen-NEXT rushes out as the GoG then hightails it out.

**Commercial Break**

"Sinner" By Drowning Pool cues up as X, with Jenna by his side, makes his way to the ring. X grabs a mic.

"You know, a few months ago, I went out for the EAW Cruiserweight championship. I defeated Colley-Chan for the belt you all see right now. Something that should've been mine in the first place. But after all the hard work and training, I got it. Then, I had another opportunity when I went out for the...well, let's just say that I got two for the price of one, as I defeated both Nagol and...heh...David "I don't suck, I mean it" Flair. And you know what? I don't know what's more strange: David Flair pinning Nagol, or him being the MPRW Regional Heritage Champion.

"Which brings me to why I'm hear tonight. I sat there looking at my championship belts the other day, and said, 'You know X, you are a Triple Champion. And as far as I remember, I don't think anyone else has done that.' That's why it's gonna be harder for me to say goodbye."

"Yeah, we had our times together and it was great. But now... I gotta let someone else have his or her shot at it. And besides, working for two companies can take a hell of a lot out of ya. That's why I'm doing this. That's why I'm saying goodbye. And that's why I'm leaving the MPRW. That's right, I'm giving up the MPRW Public Access Championship."

X looks around as he then continues. "Think about it, if I remained champion, I'd have to wrestle in the MPRW, and I don't have that kind of time on my hands. So, at the next event, I'm gonna forfeit the Public Access Championship. And I'm gonna give two worthy individuals who are also employed in the MPRW."

The crowd cheers as X continues. "The first opponent will be...um...let me see... How about Buzzsaw? Yeah, Buzzsaw's gonna get the shot."

The crowd cheers louder at the first name mentioned. "Now I know what you're gonna say Chaynz, 'What about me?' Well, despite the fact that you were a former People's Champion, that knee injury makes you unable to compete. And now for the other opponent....how about Akiko Nakano?"

The crowd cheers even louder at the other name thrown in the mix. "So there you have it, people. Two worthy contenders, one championship belt on the line."

X drops the mic as "Sinner" cues up. He and Jenna then exits.

Megan: Great announcement right there, Akiko vs. Buzzsaw for the MPRW Public Access Championship!

Heyman: The belt that David Flair made, if you remember. If it wasn't for him, we'd still have that belt representing a restaurant.

Megan: Don't remind me. We'll be back after this.

*COMMERCIALS*

As we come back from the commercials, "Burning Inside" by Static X cues up over the speaker systems to the cheers of the people watching the matches.

Megan: Welcome back to EAW Mayhem, and in mere moments we're going to have a handicap match here…

Heyman: That's right. Two living legends in this business against one tough woman. Frankly, I like those odds.

Megan: Yeah…Kaye should have no problem with her two opponents tonight.

Kaye gets into the ring and looks determined.

Capetta: The following is a handicap match scheduled for one fall with a 25-minute time limit. Introducing first, from Death Valley…she stands 6'1 inches tall and weighs in at 215 pounds. She is the EAW Triple Crown Champion…KAAAAAAAAAAAAAYE!

Megan: Kaye has nothing but revenge on her mind tonight for this match. She plans on destroying Volkoff and Sheik.

Heyman: That's a task that's easier said than done Megan. Volkoff and Sheik are a well-oiled machine when they work as a team, and Kaye is only one person.

Megan: One dangerous, monstrous person.

Heyman: True…but still….

The WWF Iron Sheik theme, as played at WrestleMania X-Seven, cues up and out of the entryway comes the opponents, along with a certain manager/champion who, for this match, is carrying a cane.

Capetta: Her opponents, being accompanied to the ring by the MPRW Regional Heritage Champion David Flair. At a total combined weight of 598 pounds, Nikolai Volkoff and the Iroooooon Sheeeeeeik!

Heyman: Take notice of this Megan! Not only do we have two great legends in this match, but we have a future legend coming with them!

Megan: Give me a break Heyman. This guy is as much a future legend for wrestling as Erik Watts is.

Heyman: But David Flair has done more than Watts ever could have!

Megan: Unfortunately, yes. Volkoff and the Sheik in the ring…and Kaye going right after them!

Heyman: This is just wrong! Volkoff didn't even get a chance to sing the Soviet National Anthem!

Megan: Thank god for small favors…and maybe someone should clue in Volkoff that there IS no more Soviet Union. * Ahem * Kaye pounding away at Volkoff now…but Sheik manages to get a kick to her leg with one of those pointed boots of his. Sheik now going onto the apron, and Volkoff taking advantage of the distraction with hard forearms to the back of Kaye.

Heyman: This is where Volkoff has an advantage: He's taller than Kaye and has a weight advantage, and those forearms have a big effect. Volkoff now sending Kaye off the ropes, Kaye ducks a clothesline…CHOKESLAM ATTEMPT! But Sheik there to rescue him.

Megan: Kaye turning around though, punches Sheik right in the mouth after that. Sheik falling down, and not sure if he can get back up. Volkoff with a low kick though on Kaye, and getting the advantage…tagging the Sheik now.

Heyman: Good continuity by the former Tag Team Champions, and Sheik now measuring Kaye…hard shot to her side. Sheik going off the ropes…going for a hammer-shot to Kaye's back…Kaye with a clothesline!

Megan: Kaye getting mad now…not expecting much from Sheik, and grabs the Iranian by the head…lifting him up…HUGE powerslam by Kaye! Kaye has the advantage now…Volkoff trying to help out Sheik…but gets a boot to the face for his trouble!

Heyman: Kaye taking advantage here over two great legends…she's signaling for the end! And David Flair doesn't seem to happy about this!

Megan: He's upset, but he shouldn't be on the apron! Get him down…Kaye going for a double chokeslam! NO!

Heyman: My monitor went out, what happened?

Megan: You saw what happened…David Flair hit Kaye in the back of the head with that cane! No, don't let it end this way…Sheik with a roll-up…

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WINNERS BY PINFALL: Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik

Heyman: WHAT A WIN! Sheik and Volkoff with a win over the Triple Crown Champion! What a match!

Megan: This is disgusting! Sheik and Volkoff rolling out of the ring now, and David celebrating with them. Kaye is livid now…as well she should be.

Heyman: Well, there's nothing she can do now. It's a victory for one of the greatest tag teams of all time, Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik.

Megan: Ugh…we'll be back after this.

*MORE COMMERCIALS*

As we come back from the break, we go to a live feed of David Flair celebrating with Sheik and Volkoff by a limousine.

Heyman: Welcome back to Mayhem…and we're looking at the greatest victory celebration of all time right now!

Megan: How can these three celebrate the tainted way that they won this match? It's pathetic…

David talks to Volkoff and Sheik as they get into the limo, then walks off slowly, taking off his T-Shirt, revealing his referee's shirt.

Heyman: Look at this! Good news, we have a referee for this match!

Megan: Ugh…PLEASE keep this guy…WAIT A MINUTE!

All of the sudden, from out of nowhere, Kaye walks out, bludgeoning David from behind with a hard forearm shot.

Megan: It's Kaye! Kaye upset about being screwed out of that handicap match earlier…and now taking it out on David Flair!

Heyman: Megan, go out there and help him! This is a travesty!

Megan: I think it's funny. Kaye now…chokeslam on Flair to the floor! Kaye has gotten some revenge…now grabbing David by the head…

The camera zooms in on her…as she speaks.

"Flair…next show, you're mine."

Kaye walks off, as we get back to the arena.

Heyman: Did she…just challenge Flair?

Megan: I believe she did. And as soon as David recovers, we may get an answer.

In the arena, "There's a Fire in the House" suddenly cues up, and the crowd erupts in cheers.

Capetta: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30-minute time limit. Introducing first, from Mars, Pennsylvania. He stands 6'2 inches tall and weighs in at 235 pounds…."Code Red" Michaaaaaaeeel Connelly!

Heyman: What do people see in this guy anyway? This guy is 10 years past the time when he should have been a big star.

Megan: Supposed to be a big star at THIRTEEN?! Sure, Paul…Connelly quite the fan favorite here, and as the number one contender, everyone hoping for good things for him.

"There's a Fire in the House" fades out…

STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!

"Dare" cues up, and after a bit, Hurricane flies out from the entryway, Mighty Molly with him.

Capetta: His tag team partner, being accompanied to the ring by Mighty Molly, standing 6' even and weighing in at 191 pounds…The Hurrrriiiiiicaaaaaane!

Heyman: Remember Megan, I made both Hurricane and Nova the stars that they are today!

Megan: I'd rather not remember…

Heyman: Then I'll just keep reminding you!

Megan: Ugh…well, Hurricane joining Mikey in the ring now…awaiting their opponents for this match.

"One Man Army" cues up next, and the cheers slowly turn to boos.

Capetta: And their opponents…first, from Silicon Valley, he stands 5'10 inches tall, and weighs in at 220 pounds…Noooooooovaaaaaaaaa!

Megan: Nova has not really been too popular with the people, ever since his attack on Hurricane. And being friendly with Kirk Angel hasn't really helped any.

Heyman: It should though. I mean, Angel is a man people should respect…especially with a man like Nova supporting him.

Nova stops at the end of the entryway, as "One Man Army" Fades out to "Gonna Fly Now", and the EAW Champion makes his grand entrance.

Capetta: And his partner, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania in the PWF dimension. He stands 6'2" tall and weighs in at 220 pounds…he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion…Kiiiiiiiiiiiiirk Angeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!

Heyman: WHOO! A real athlete! A real champion! A real Amer….

Megan: If you value use of your body, you won't finish that.

Heyman: Eeep….

Megan: Well, the Champion and his partner in the ring now…and the bell has sounded!

Megan: There's a lot of hatred in that ring right now…and it looks like Kirk and Hurricane are going to start this match off. Kirk grabbing Hurricane, and Hurricane with a go-behind waist-lock, tripping Kirk and taking him down. Kirk with an inside switch now, gets on top of Hurricane, Hurricane with a sit out, fireman's carry, roll through by Angel, Hurricane kicks out before the count can go down.

Heyman: That wasn't a smart move by the Hurricane, playing right into Angel's game there. When it comes to mat wrestling in it's purest form, Kirk Angel is a machine. Kirk now to his feet, locking up with Hurricane, but Hurricane with a nicely placed dropkick right to Angel's chest.

Megan: Hurricane waiting for Angel to get back to his feet, going in for a DDT, and plants the World Champion. Hurricane with an advantage, but Angel tripping Hurricane with one leg pull. And Angel quick to tag in Nova.

Heyman: A smart move by my Olympic Hero, as he wants to keep fresh for this match. Nova and the Hurricane now in the ring, two men I supported for a long time, and now things are about to get really interesting.

Megan: Nova running in right away for a kick to the side, and Hurricane gets hit…Nova going in for another move…Jumping Spin kick to the head of Nova…and Nova hit hard with that. Hurricane now…hoo boy.

Heyman: Megan, mark this moment down…for the first time that I can remember besides the EAW Royal Rumble…Michael Connelly and Nova are on opposing sides of the ring! A war of friends is about to begin!

Megan: Right now Nova and Mikey staring each other down…and…what's this?

Heyman: Unbelievable, Nova tagged out to Angel, and now it's Kirk and Mikey in the ring.

Megan: Nova apparently not wanting to get involved with Mikey just yet, and Kirk and Connelly staring each other down…no love lost between these two…and Kirk with a punch, blocked by Mikey…who turns it into a nice suplex…with a float over!

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Heyman: Angel upset that Connelly stole his specialty, and now Kirk getting back to his feet, grabbing Mikey in a nice front headlock on the mat. Mikey in a bit of pain now, and is trying to reverse the hold. Kirk not about to let him though…and pulls him back to his corner…where Nova makes a tag…leaping elbow drop onto the back of Mikey!

Megan: Now Nova treating Mikey just like another opponent in that ring, working away at Mikey. Mikey seems a bit confused at this, but gets lifted into a belly to back suplex for his trouble. Mikey's neck probably was compacted on that one, and Nova going off the ropes now…dropping an elbow right into the back of Mikey's neck.

Heyman: A very smart move by Nova…who now tags in the World Champion…and Kirk with a beautiful German Suplex. Angel is now taking Connelly to town…who sends him off the ropes…OOOH!

Megan: I can't believe it…Angel blasting Mikey with a Connelly Comet…going for the cover!

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Heyman: Kirk and Nova working well as a unit right now, and Nova picking up Mikey…HARD slam to the mat. Nova now going to the top rope, waiting for Mikey to get back up to his feet…MISSILE DROPKICK…MISSES!

Megan: Nova and Mikey both down on the mat…both reaching for the tag…Nova gets his…as does Mikey! Hurricane now in the ring, picks up Angel, throwing him to the mat. Nova going after him…rolling Monkey Flip. Nova out of the ring…now Hurricane…

Heyman: CHOKESLAM! HURRICANE WITH A CHOKESLAM! Going for the cover….

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Megan: This has degenerated a bit into a brawl…and Angel from behind with a reverse DDT. Hurricane's momentum taken out on that move there, and now Angel…tags in Nova…who grins again as he's all alone with Hurricane in the ring. Nova slapping the back of Hurricane's head.

Heyman: This is exactly where Nova wanted to get Hurricane…in a humiliating position. Nova getting Hurricane up…sets him up now…Novacaine!

Megan: Hurricane dropped hard with the Novacaine, now Nova going for a cover.

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No, Angel running in and rescuing Nova.

Heyman: Nova was one second away from being beaten by the Hurricane, but was lucky my Olympic Hero was there to rescue him. Nova up first from that exchange, tagging in Angel now, and Kirk grabbing Hurricane's leg! Anklelock!

Megan: Kirk Angel managing to get that anklelock locked in on Hurricane…and Hurricane wincing in pain from this. Slowly crawling…Kirk trying to hold him back…but Hurricane not giving up…Molly on the outside rooting her partner on…and…HE GETS IT!

Heyman: Hurricane showing great resiliency, managing to escape the hold of Kirk Angel's patented Anklelock…now Kirk tags Nova again, both of them setting him up for a double powerbomb…but no! Hurricane manages to slip out! Double DDT!

Megan: Angel and Nova are both down now, and Hurricane needs to make a tag and fast. Hurricane crawling…but Angel and Nova both grabbing his legs…Hurricane struggling though…reaching…and he makes it!

Heyman: This is the break that Michael Connelly has been waiting for, and he's going right after Kirk Angel! Yet Angel's not the legal man…and Nova making that known with a hard shot to the back of Mikey!

Megan: Mikey getting blindsided by Nova…but taking a chance now…Nova going in…SUPLEX by Mikey! Nova is down…Mikey signaling for the Condition Red…but Nova slips out…and dives in for another tag to Kirk.

Heyman: Nova had that move well scouted, we have to wonder if Kirk is the same way in that respect. Kirk Angel goes in to attack Mikey, DROP TOEHOLD!

Megan: Mikey staying on though…RED TAPE! MIKEY'S LOCKED THE RED TAPE ON KIRK! But too close to the ropes, and Kirk tags in Nova again. Mikey unaware of this…and pays for it by a blow to the back of the head. Kirk now going to double-team…but Hurricane cuts him off!

Heyman: Nova has just taken the Olympic Champion out of the ring, and Mikey now all alone with Nova! Two close friends going at it now.

Megan: Hurricane going off the ropes now going for a standing rolling neckbreaker…Mikey ducks, kicks him in the gut…

Heyman: CONDITION RED! CONDITION RED!

Megan: Connelly nailed that right in the middle of the ring…and Nova dropped hard. Going for the cover now…

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WINNERS BY PINFALL : Michael Connelly and the Hurricane

Heyman: Unbelievable end…Michael Connelly has just pinned Nova! Angel surprised at what happened…and Hurricane and Molly going into the ring to celebrate.

Megan: An amazing night of action…all culminating here. We're out of time…until next time everyone!