After the usual intro sequence, fireworks go off as we cut to a shot of the live arena, featuring many signs...

"nWo fears colors" "Bret Hart = S + Hitman" "Oseiko: Mikey's better half" "HBK : I DARE you to show up at Montreal" "Eighteen...People's Champion?" "Ric is not David's real daddy!" "American Angels > Team Angle!" "I LIKE BACON, JIM!!" "Raw is a ticket scalper's nightmare." "E-A-Dub!" "Mikey is JUSTICE! Mikey is RULE!" "Nova is damn smooth, and FAR better looking than Trips..." "HHH thinks apes will evolve from men." "Go Blue Bombers!" "Supply and Demand - *Drool*" "Eighteen has a nice rack!" "Kirk needs a haircut!" "ARE YOU A CRICKET, JIM!?!" "EAW: No Steroids Needed"

BG: Welcome everyone to EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem!! Tonight we have an incredible night of action in store, including a tournament match on hand, and the EAW World Title on the line against a mystery challenger!

Paul: That's "nWo World Title" as David Flair likes to call it--in fact, we're set to see the drawing next!

BG: Well, knowing the way that David got a lot of his early wins...I'm going to be skeptical that this will be a worthy challenger...

**Cut to Backstage**

We see Kelly with a mic in hand, and David in the background, turning the crank on a tumbler...

Kelly: YES, loyal fans of the nWo--David, the fighting champion that he is, has opted to not only defend his nWo World Title, but against a random challenger to be chosen in just a moment!

David: Not that it REALLY matters, as I'll be beating whomever may challenge me, but let's find out who our lucky winner is. Drum roll please...

An off-camera drum roll plays as David stops the crank, and Kelly opens the trap door, reaching into the tumbler.

Kelly: And the winner of the title shot for tonight is...*drum roll stops*...the BLACK SCORPION!!

BG: HUH!?

Paul: WHA?!

David: Hmph...well, maybe I can finally get him out of my hair. He's been making threats to me for a while--let's see if he can put his money where his Ole-Anderson-voicebox is...

Kelly: That will be later on tonight! We'll now return you to the regularly scheduled EAW talentless hack wrestlers!

BG: Hmph...well, is the Scorpion even here?

Paul: I don't know...if he is, man that's some bad luck. It's like when they dial your number to announce you've won a contest, but you aren't home to take the call. =P

BG: Well, I'm sure they'll draw a new challenger if he isn't here...but--

"Faith of the Heart" by Russel Watson begins to play...

BG: Well, never mind--we have our first match of the evening starting up now!

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, hometown unknown...standing 6' 3" and weighing 120 pounds--one half of the EAW Tag Team Champions, Derek Walker!!"

Derek comes out from the back to cheers from the crowd...

BG: Derek about to wrestle in hir first singles match since coming back to EAW, and hir opponent...Erica Angel.

Paul: There was...some noted sexual tension between those two, that I've seen. I wonder if there's anything else about that...of course, there are rumors that Erica and Kirk...are a bit Hardley-like as well. Don't know of how much validity I'd lend to that.

BG: Well, rumors have said that you're fruitier than an citrus orchard in Florida, so be careful what you say...

Paul: Hey--everyone knows of the burgeoning relationship I have with our lovely Co-Commissioner Morrigan, I think that speaks for itself...

"Bullets" by Creed cues out, and Erica comes out next.

Capetta: And hir opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...standing 5' 7" and weighing in at 110 lbs. ERICA ANGEL!!

Erica also gets a great ovation, rushing to the ring and climbing in, doing a twirling pose much like her brother, and high fives Derek before heading to one corner...

BG: And here we go with with our opening bout. The two stare at each other across from the ring...

Paul: Or make googly eyes--however you wanna think of it.

BG: Right.. =P

As the two begin their match, Erica shows off some amateur skills much like her brother's, taking Derek down to the mat and neutralizing her as she knees her in the chest. However, as she bends her into a Bow and Arrow Lock, she realizes that Derek isn't exactly hurting too much. From there, she attempts a variety of suplexes, nearly getting a two, but a reverse Death Valley Driver is countered with an arm drag, then Derek sets HER up with one, hitting it in the center of the ring!!

A moonsault onto the back later, she hits a reverse suplex onto Erica, and then hits a version of the stungun which she follows up with a top rope leg drop.

Erica turns around the momentum when she catches a missile dropkick attempt from the apron, catapulting Derek into the corner, then leaping up on her shoulders and hitting a reverse Hurricanrana! 2 count only!!

Erica works the back a bit with backbreakers, and a superplex into a floatover. An attempted backdrop is countered to a Dustin Rhodes-ish bulldog, and followed up with a Diving Headbutt from the top rope!! Narrow 2 count. Erica is tossed into the corner and pummeled with the Tenchi Armageddon Wind Slash Technique, and then is set up for a Hurricanrana--Erica counters with a POWERBOMB, and then gets a two count.

Erica sends Derek into the ropes--but after bouncing off, Derek rolls into a ball, bowling over Erica like a row of pins!! She springs up to the top rope, Dragon Diving Erica, nearly getting a three. A series of kicks is countered to a Dragon Screw, and Erica sets up the Hammer of Justice!--but Derek springs up and Atomic Drops Erica before she can do it, and locks on the Endless Hunger!! Erica taps out!

*ding, ding, ding*

Capetta: The winner of this match, by submission..Derek Walker!!

BG: A tough opponent for Derek's first singles opponent in quite some time, but shi rises to the occasion and picks up the win!!

Paul: Eh--Erica LET her win I think...

BG: Well, anyway--it's just the beginning here on Mayhem--there's more to come!!

**Commercial Break**

The match is short... all the Doll does is dance around and laugh as Bret goes to grab her. Suddenly the Doll grabs at Bret and tries an arm drag, but it's poorly done and the Hitman easily counters it, tossing the Doll down, then moving quickly to lock on the Sharpshooter. She doesn't take long to tap out, awarding the match to the Hitman.

After the match the Doll rolls out weakly... but manages to dance away... clearly not taking the match, or her loss, very seriously...

**Commercial Break**

18 Came out in new gear, obviously showing off her new superhero mentality.

The match was pretty one sided. 18 and Nova tagged in and out, dominating Supply and Demand. In the end, Nova gave Ari the Kryptonite Krunch for the win.

Winners: Nova & Eighteen

**Commercial Break**

"It's Love" by Rabbit cues up as we come back from break...

BG: Welcome everybody back to EAW Mayhem, and up next is the tournament match--wife vs. husband--as we continue in the EAW World Title shot tournament.

Paul: Yeah...and this will be quite the match to see, and who knows...it may be incredibly violent, bloody, and just plain hard to watch. Michael wants to win the EAW World Title back, and Oseiko wants to win it for the first time...

Capetta: The following tournament match is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, and is under ECW rules!! Introducing first, from the forests of Hokkaido, Japan...standing 5' 7" and weighing 117 pounds...Oseiko Bloodgrave-Connelly!!

Oseiko comes out first, wielding the steel pipe we saw earlier...around the ring various weapons are scattered...

BG: Well, considering how well these two are going to know each other in the ring, this'll certainly be an interesting match. Best friends and siblings are often each other's best opponents. This'll be a be a more extreme case of that...

Paul: Right...however, in a match like this, with stakes like these--can they really just return to a normal home life?

BG: Hmm...who knows...

"Broken" by Bruce Dickinson cues up...

Capetta: And her opponent, accompanied by Kelly Connelly-Flair...from Mars, Pennsylvania...standing 6' 2" and weighing 235 pounds..."Code Red" Michael Connelly!!"

Michael comes out in the M-A-C gear, as promised, and with Kelly closely behind...

BG: And her...opposition and spouse on the way to the ring. One way or another, they may never be the same after this match...

*ding, ding*

Michael and Oseiko lock up in the center of the ring...Oseiko goes to a hammerlock, which Michael counters by pulling the leg through, and driving it into the mat underneath his knee. He attempts to twist it back, but Oseiko cuts it off with an elbow shot, and nails him in the forehead with the pipe. She pulls him up by the hair, and attempts a neckbreaker, but Michael blocks, backdropping her in the center of the ring.

Michael puts the knucklelocks on Oseiko--yanking her up and headbutting her in the face, then twists the arms around and hitting a Crossface Halo...

He picks her up and whips her into the corner--leveling her with hard kicks into the ribs, and pulling her out of the corner by her ankle--Dragon Screw whipping her, while holding on--and pulling her back up--yanks her in, applying a standing crossface as he knees her in the back.

Oseiko slips free--kicking him hard in the back, and yanking his legs out from under him. She then uses the length of pipe to wail on the base of his spine--and he rolls towards the apron to avoid it--and does so once under the ropes.

She springs over the top rope--hitting him in the back of the skull as she lands on her feet outside of the ring. She pulls Michael down to the floor, setting up a suplex, which is blocked, and Michael counters by vertical suplexing HER--onto the steel steps!!

Michael goes over the security railing--leaping across and dropping a leg across Oseiko's throat as she lays on the steps. After giving some instruction to Kelly, he grabs a steel chair and tosses it into the ring, and stands Oseiko up against the throat--and rips her mesh shirt off, following up with a knife-edged chop to the chest....and another...to "WHOOO!!"s from the crowd.

He drags Oseiko near the other side of the ring, where Kelly has set up a table, and rolls her onto the apron and into the ring. Michael springs over the top rope, and runs towards the ropes--but Oseiko drop toe holds him, face-first onto that steel chair he brought into the ring!! She rolls him over... covers...

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She picks up Michael--hitting the sitout jawbreaker--stunning him and putting him against the ropes. She runs towards the ropes, and runs back towards Michael, but he boosts her up and over, but she lands on the apron, and springs back in with a spinning heel kick!! Michael gets back up--ducking a roundhouse, but Oseiko gets into a splits and thrusts him in the throat. Oseiko shoteis Michael in the chest and jaw, sending him into the corner, then runs the far corner...she charges in and goes for a spinning heel kick--but Michael catches her--slamming her back-first into the mat!! He picks up the steel chair, and SMASHES it across her right knee!! Then again!! A pick up, and a DDT onto the chair!! Michael makes the cover...

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Michael goes to the corner, removing the top turnbuckle pad, and whips Oseiko into the corner as she gets up, hurting her back as she hits the exposed buckle. She kicks her in the midsection while she's trapped, then springs up on the second rope, kicking her in the chest. A backflip gets him some distance, and he then runs in--MONKEYFLIPPING Oseiko out of the corner, and she lands back-first onto the steel chair!!

Michael goes out to the apron as Oseiko gets up, staggered--he springboards up, Connelly Com--SIDESTEP--and OSEIKO DDTS HIM TO COUNTER!!

Michael grabs his head and rolls towards the side of the ring, attempting to leave the ring. Oseiko gets up and hits the ropes--baseball sliding and kicking Michael out of the ring. She then springs back towards the ropes again as Michael gets up--SUICIDE DIVE and Michael is driven through the table!!

Oseiko grabs her back as she gets up, and climbs up onto the apron--goes for the Asai Moonsault as Michael gets up, but he catches her in mid-air--DRIVES her back-first into the apron!!

Michael takes a breather, and picks up Oseiko, spinebusting her across the security railing, and handing Kelly a piece of the table--Michael springs up onto the steps, and off with a reverse back kick into the piece of table--nailing Oseiko in the face with it!!

Michael sets up the stairs, and prepares to take a running leap into the crowd--but Oseiko puts up a chair to block it nailing him in the face!! Oseiko then clotheslines him back into the ringside area. Michael begins to crawl away, but Oseiko leaps up onto the railing, and then runs along it (better than Jeff Hardy has in years...) and leaps off, catching him with a mid-air headscissors!

She picks up the pipe again, twirling it around as she strikes Michael in the stomach, the lower back--flips a piece of table up and shotei's it into his chest, then hooks the pipe around his throat--Russian Leg Sweeping him onto the steel steps!!

She drags him over to the announce table, rolling him onto it, and climbing on it...

BG: Oseiko and Michael out here right in front of us--Oseiko scooping him up--Kumouchik--NO!! Michael countering--grabs Oseiko--SUDDEN IMPACT!!!

*KRUNCH!!!*

Paul: Sudden...Impact?

BG: You may know it as the Rock Bottom, but when Shaed Bloodgrave used it, it was the Sudden Impact--and Oseiko driven through the table!!

Paul: I must say I'm pleasantly surprised--this match is everything I expected and MORE!!

Michael instructs Kelly to set up another table, which she begins to do...and he grabs a monitor--decking Oseiko with it as she gets up, and then climbing up onto the apron--leaping off and driving it into her knee, rolling her over, then throwing it down into her back. He pulls her up again, dragging her towards the table, and picks up a nearby chair--as she gets up--he tosses the chair--Oseiko reacts quickly, dropping down into a split and ramming the chair into Michael's knee after he misses the kick!! She hooks the handle on the monitor on her foot--and throws a devastating kick that catches Michael in the side of the head--then kicks it off--and it lands on his knee, as she grabs the chair and follows it up with a strike to the knee--hammering the monitor into it.

BG: Oseiko continuing to dazzle the crowd with her mastery of these ringside weapons--and picking up her husband now--tossing him in the ring!!

Paul: Doesn't look good for the former EAW World Champion's chances--and Oseiko grabbing that steel chair...

Oseiko climbs up on the apron--and vaults over, driving the chair into his knee with her weight behind it. Sunrise Five-Lock set up--and Oseiko locks on the Sunrise Five-Lock!! Michael tries to free himself from it--but has to grab the chair, swing his body forward, and hit Oseiko with the steel chair!!

Paul: A simple, but effective counter by Michael!! And Oseiko may be finished!!

Michael tugs down the straps of his singlet as he drags Oseiko towards the corner leaving her face down, limping a bit. He climbs the top rope as he stuffs the chair into the front of his singlet...

Paul: M-A-C TO THE TOP ROPE--SHADES OF NEW JACK HERE--and a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ONTO OSEIKO'S BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

BG: Michael going into the cover--

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...KICKOUT?!

Paul: UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE!!!

Michael looks shocked as well, and picks Oseiko back up--whipping her into the ropes--and hoisting her up on the rebound--

BG: DROPS HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! And yanking her off it now--INTO A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!

Paul: Oseiko locked into this dangerous submission hold! The knee and back has been weakened, so she'll likely be hurting even more from this move!! But--powering out of it?! The hell?!

BG: Oseiko escapes the hold!!

Michael picks up Oseiko and pulls her away from the ropes, setting her up for the Macknife--POWERBOMBING her hard to the mat--flipping over for the pin--

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--she suddenly pushes off with her hands, flipping over Michael, grabbing his legs and locking on a quick Kumo No Amimono! Michael struggles to get to the ropes--doing so, and escaping the hold...

Both of them stay on the mat as they attempt to recoup--Oseiko begins to get up first, and as Michael gets up--she goes for the Shinzukumo No Sasu!! Michael catches her though--twisting her foot around and driving her knee into the mat as he applies the Anklelock Submission!! As Oseiko collapses to the mat, Michael applies a waistlock behind--GERMAN SUPLEXES HER--but holds on--Michael spins back around--

BG: SET UP FOR THE CONDITION RED!! Michael ready to hit his patented finish--LOW BLOW...BY OSEIKO?!

Paul: OSEIKO DECKING HER OWN HUSBAND IN THE GROIN FOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD!! I LOVE IT!! Sets him up--LYGERBOMB, center of the ring!! AND GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, with difficulty due to the sore ankle and knee--

BG: ....SHOOTING STAR PRESS, BEAUTIFULLY DONE!!

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*ding, ding, ding*

BG: The crowd goes wild!!

"It's Love" by Rabbit cues up again...

Capetta: The winner of this match...advancing to the next stage in the tournament--OSEIKO!!!

BG: I've just received world we've gone OVER the time limit--24 minutes, and 48 seconds, but considering the stakes, I think it's a good thing we waited...

Paul: Mikey's gotta be pissed off though, I know I would be...

BG: Oseiko having her hand raised...but helping Michael up--and giving him a hug and a kiss!

Paul: Yeeeech...

BG: The fans giving a standing ovation to both of them--but--

Paul: MICHAEL CLOTHESLINING OSEIKO!! That's more like it!!

BG: Michael has snapped!! Oseiko pulled up--THROWING T-BONE SUPLEX, and shoving the referee out of the way!!

Paul: Oseiko hoisting overhead--THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THAT TABLE BESIDE THE RING!!

BG: Michael springing over the top rope--

*KRUNCH!!*

Paul: A PLANCHA THROUGH THE TABLE!!! MICHAEL GETTING REVENGE FOR OSEIKO SQUASHING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS!! And of ALL WAYS TO DO IT--hitting him with a low blow and then taking advantage!!

BG: The crowd has just turned on Michael, who is leaving the ring, and leaving his wife in a pile of broken wood and splinters on the floor!

Paul: Eh...she's be alright...

BG: Physically...yes...emotionally--no...

**Commercial Break**

**Commercial Break**

We come back from break as "Moonlight Sonata" is playing...

BG: Welcome everybody back to EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem! Gary Michael Capetta was the victim of a typical nWo attack--

*During the Break*

We see Bullwhip and Monoka attacking Gary, Bullwhip giving him the Jagged Edge and Monoka hitting a Banzai Drop from the turnbuckle.

Paul: So, our guest ring announcer will be Monoka...

Monoka: The following match, and tonight's Main Event, is one fall with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the nWo World Heavyweight Title! On the way to the ring, standing a snowball's chance in hell, the mask-wearing coward, the man who fears David Flair so much he has to sneak attack and cheapshot him, the man who doesn't deserve a shot tonight, but by the graciousness of David will be getting one tonight, Blah Scorpio!!

BG: Can't say that I'm all that surprised by this--nevertheless, the Scorpion on his way to the ring, with that bat in tow...

"nWo Anthem" cues up...

Monoka: His opponent is the esteemed nWo World Heavyweight Champion, who will be defending his title tonight bravely. He truly needs no introduction, but I consider it an honor and a privilege to give him one anyway. He is accompanied by his lovely wife Kelly Connelly Flair, and hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota, home of such great former nWo athletes as Curt Hennig and X-Pac, as well as many others such as former WWE Champion Brock Lesnar. He is THE SON of the legendary Nature Boy RIC FLAIR...

BG: GET ON WITH IT!! The people didn't pay to hear his life story! =P

Monoka: He stands 6' 2" and weighs in at 210 pounds. He is the MASTER of the LEGENDARY END submission hold, and the leader of the new World order...the LEGEND KILLER...DAAAAAAAAAAAVID FLAAAAAAAAAIR!!!

BG: About time--I guess she gets a buffet for all of that ass-kissing.

Paul: Well, most of it is all true, although I HATE BROOOOOCK LEES-NAAAAAAAR!! DID SHE HAVE TO BRING HIM UP!??!

BG: Whoa--calm down, Paul. If Brock ever managed to show up here, he'd have an F-5 with your name on it...so be careful.

Paul: Right...

David and Kelly come to the ring as the crowd boos heavily, and he hands over the title to the referee, who holds it up...

BG: Hmph--seems Monoka and Bullwhip will be staying at ringside with Kelly for this match. This reeks of set-up. Or maybe you need a stronger deodorant, Paul.

Paul: HEY! CHEAP SHOT!!

*ding, ding*

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Title Match
The Black Scorpion vs. "The Legend Killer" David Flair w/ Kelly Connelly-Flair(c)

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As the bell rings, David rushes towards the Scorpion, attacking him with knife-edged chops, and whipping him into the corner. A running clothesline--but he's caught and ATOMIC DROPPED by the challenger!! The Scorpion hits the ropes and takes him down with a diving clothesline. A leaping elbow drop catches him in the chest, and then he pulls him up, hoisting him up in a fallaway slam set up--and he tosses David behind his back to the mat!! David gets up in a daze--and hits the rope--but is tripped up by Bullwhip!!

David takes advantage--kneedropping him in the back of the neck, and slingshot somersault legdropping him across the throat. The leg is then draped across the rope, and David drops his weight on it, weakening it, and then he drags him away towards the center of the ring to apply a spinning toe hold...the Scorpion powers out of it, and gets back up. David rushes towards him, and he counters with a Samoan Drop. Cover--2 count only. Climbs to the top rope, but Kelly shakes the rope, crotching him on the top rope. David's up in a flash, and springs up and hits a top rope belly to belly suplex a la Kurt Angle! He drags him by the leg towards the corner, and somersaults forward, snapping back the leg!! Cover...2 count for David. Flair picks him back up, and uses the second rope to hit a high-impact kneebreaker, then springs off the second rope with a driving elbow to the targeted knee-area. Another cover--still only a 2 count.

David picks him up, setting up a high angle suplex--but the Scorpion lands behind (the knee buckling a little), but manages to release German Suplex Flair! David gets up in a daze, and FACE CRUSHER into the mat!! The Scorpion picks him up, hoisting him overhead in a Gorilla Press, and tosses him down to the mat!! Cover--2 and a half...

The Black Scorpion picks up David, and whips him into the corner--goes for the big splash in the corner--Flair FLIP, and David clotheslines the Scorpion by surprise! He gets in the ring, and 5 headfirst rams to the turnbuckle later, David whips the Scorpion back into the diagonal corner--roll up, with a feet on the ropes--but the referee sees it on two. David pulls up the Scorpion, hitting a belly to belly suplex, and going to the top rope--moonsaulting his challenger--foot on the ropes breaks up the count.

David pulls up the Scorpion, going for the Lifting DDT with the "4-Life" hand signal, but is COUNTERED with a Northern Lights Release suplex!! The Scorpion sets him up in a reverse headlock, and climbs to the top rope to deliver the Super Scorpion Death Drop!! He makes the cover--ONE!!--TWO!!--Bullwhip in--ROUNDHOUSE KICK catches him by surprise!! The Scorpion grabs the bat--leveling Bullwhip--David back up--LEVELS HIM with the bat--

*ding, ding, ding*

Kelly sneaks in a low blow--and Bullwhip GORES the Scorpion!! David begins to pummel him, and is about to unmask him, when--the crowd begins to cheer, and...

suddenly DDP rushes in! Steel chair in hand, he clears the ring save for Flair, who fails to avoid a chairshot!! DDP then picks the downed Flair up, and delivers the Diamond Cutter! Kelly and Bullwhip drag their champion out of the ring.

Afterwards, DDP checks up on Black Scorpion, then picks up a mic as he addresses the retreating nWo.

"Yo, you know what?!" he shouts. "We had to put up with this nWo crap back in WCW, and I'm sure as hell ain't gonna put up with it here!! So hey! Davey! If you got the stones for it, next show? Put that belt up on the line against yours truly! D...! D...! P!!!" The fans pop loudly as he makes the challenge. "I guarantee you one thing, Flair Lite! It'll take just one second to snap your lights out... and take back the EAW World Title for the EAW Superstars and the EAW fans!! And folks?!" He flashes his bright smile. "That ain't a bad thing... IT'S A GOOD THING!! BAANNNG!!!!!!!" "Slammin'" by Buckcherry cues up as DDP holds up the Self-High Five sign to the fans.

Paul: DDP?! Former Alliance member and WWE superstar DDP?! HERE IN EAW?!

BG: I thought he had a career-ending injury too--hmm...well, apparently not anymore...but is he in EAW?! Will David accept?!