After the usual Mayhem intro, we go through the usual pan around the arena...

Megan: Welcome everyone to EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem. I'm Megan Eko, your play by play commentator for tonight--despite what I had said last time...

Flyboy: Well, Shaed promising to take care of things--and besides, I'm here..

Flyboy snuggles with Megan gently.

Megan: Zack--we're on TV right now--*AHEM*...folks, we're just 12 days away from EAW Cataclysm, where we will see Kirk Angel challenge Blink for the EAW World Title, Triple H against PWF's Blink in a grudge match. Just added--Bane against LANCE STORM..

Flyboy: *grumble*...

Megan: And Ric Flair against...

"Conflict" by Disturbed starts up...

Megan: ...this man, David Flair...

David is booed heavily as he makes his way out, no crowbar this time, and he hits the ring, and gives the front row a piece of his mind...

"Light It Up" by Master P cues up...and Mike Action hits the ring, and David gets in his face--Action flips him off, and the two begin brawling as the bell rings...

David goes for a roll through on a criss cross, but barely gets a one. David stomps on the finger Action flipped him off with, then works over the knee. Action reverses a an attempted kneebreaker, bulldogging Flair into the mat. A vertical suplex-floatover--kickout at one. Action sends Flair into the corner--dropkick, and a DDT gets a two. Flair comes back, works the leg some more, and then after Action reverses a Dragon Screw attempt, the two begin brawling. It spills out to the floor, and Action takes advantage of his surroundings--hitting a VICIOUS reverse powerbomb onto the steel stairs, and sending Flair over the guardrails. David stops the offense by surprising Action by blindsiding him with a chair, and dumps him over the railing, then back into the ring at 8. David works the knee some more using the ropes to his advantage, then hits a second rope legdrop, getting a two. A pair of snapmares by David, but when he goes for a Stunner--Action counters, hitting a reverse DDT, then mounting David and peppers him with right hands. Goes up top--Diving Elbow Drop misses, and Flair gets a long two. Irish Whip by David--the referee is accidentally clotheslined when David shoves him into the way on the return. Action starts beating the living hell out of David, but David cuts him off with an eye-poke, then sends him into the corner...David jumps in--and...LOW DROPKICK--LOW as in--right into the groin (!). David slides out the ring, and grabs a steel chair, which he tosses into the ring. David swings at Action as he gets up--SUPERKICKED right into the jaw!--but the referee is out, and would have had to DQ one of them from that...Action locks on a Dragon Sleeper, then turns it into a backbreaker, then leans forward, stretching Flair...David fights up, then mule kicks Action--and then sets up Action for a DDT, yells "E-A-F'N-W!" then DDTs Action onto the steel chair...

The referee begins to stir, which David barely notices as he bashes the knee and ankle with the steel chair, then tosses it away, and hooks on the Figure Four Anklelock...Action is out already, which the referee takes as passing out from the hold...and calls for the bell.

Winner by Submission >>> David Flair

**Commercial Break**

We come back from break...

Flavors for tonight will be Neopolitan again--Strawberry, Vanilla, and Chocolate...

"Cherry Bomb" by Shonen Knife cues up, and Akiko is first out, wearing her modest-yet-sexy suit. Flyboy plugs http://www.carabella.com for their obviously-prompt delivery...

"Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson then plays, as Shade is out next--accompanied by Lilith--with a much-skimpier suit, though she doesn't exactly seem TOO delighted at this match...

Megan and Flyboy discuss the challenge that Akiko laid out and how Shade accepted on her sister's behalf for a JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!

Short wrestling sequence to start--and Shade almost loses her top early.

(Flyboy: Nothing WE haven't seen, right? *slap* OW!)

Akiko with a dropkick to take down Shade, and with the chinlock--Shade back up in a hurry--and a reversal into a backdrop. Shade with a Boston Crab--but Akiko powers out, rolling back and pinning her down to the mat with her knees while holding her legs...roll through by Shade--then both of them fight back up to their feet. Shade with a few kicks to Akiko's thigh--a third is a little higher, and Akiko catches, dragon screwing Shade over. Akiko springs onto the apron, and a springboard headscissors flips Shade out of the ring--NEARLY sending her into the vanilla tub. Shade quickly gets her bearings back on the apron, then catches and nearly suplexes Akiko out--but Akiko with a knee into her midsection...but Shade snaps her throat-first onto the top rope. Shade jumps down to the outside, and moves the vanilla tub...Akiko goes to the outside, and Shade catches her with a cross body. Lilith drags the chocolate tub nearby as Shade tries to scoop slam her into it--Akiko lands behind her, and Front Russian Leg Sweeps Shade into the tub, dousing her in the chocolate ice cream.

Akiko pulls her up the hair, but slips in some of the stuff, hitting her head on the mat. Shade follows up by grabbing her legs, and catapulting HER into the same tub, evening it up at 1 dunk each. Akiko puts a chinlock herself, but begins to lose her grip as Lilith licks her ankle and foot. Akiko powers out and pulls up Shade, and BULLDOGS her onto the mat. She then drags her towards the vanilla tub. She sets up Shade for the Lygerbomb--but Shade counters, nearly back body dropping her into the stuff. Akiko knees her into the midsection--and stops her comeback with a neckbreaker. Akiko goes up onto the apron...dives at Shade--Shade taken down with a crossbody--but Akiko--as if following her instinct to power out--tosses Akiko RIGHT INTO THE TUB!! Akiko is now Chocolate AND Vanilla, and none too happy about it...Shade then suplexes her out of the Chocolate, and Akiko hits the thin mat hard.

Shade flips Akiko over on her back, and smears a handfull of the ice cream on her face, while hammering her on the top of the head. Akiko shoves her off--nearly making her fall backwards into the chocolate. Akiko goes for a spear--with Shade side-steps just in time to send Akiko blindly-charging headfirst into the chocolate again (but still leaving the score Akiko: 1 and Shade: 2)

Shade yanks the shivering Akiko out of the dip, then whips her towards the strawberry. Akiko reverses, and takes over Shade with a Northern Lights. Shade back up...Akiko goes for a waistlock, but Shade ducks behind, putting on a rear naked choke. Akiko stands up..fighting it best she can--she charges for the Strawberry--and drops down--snapping Shade over top her, and dumping her in the Strawberry!

Akiko gloats a bit, and taunts Shade, who has a problem standing up, and ends up slipping and falling on her rear in the Strawberry Ice Cream. Shade leaps onto Akiko--taking her down with a double leg takedown--Akiko with CHOCOLATE mist!! Akiko then sets up Shade and LYGERBOMBS her into the Strawberry, though still it's the same flavor, so it is tied 2-2, (Shade dumped in Vanilla and Strawberry, Akiko in Chocolate and Vanilla).

Akiko drags the Chocolate closer, and attempts a catapult of her own now...Shade fights it, and Akiko instead goes for the Kumo No Amimono! Shade can't tap out in this contest, so she does her best to escape. Akiko fights to keep it out, but Shade is able to slip free due to the ice cream on both their bodies.

Shade gets back up to her fight, and the two tie up...almost in a tug-of-war to decide the winner of the match--Shade headbutts Akiko, then belly to bellys Akiko!--Akiko lands in the chocolate--but it's NO GOOD!! Shade climbs up, mistakingly thinking she's won...then turns around--AKIKO leaps on top of her...tackling her to the ground! Shade shoves her off, then dropkicks her as she gets back up--FACEBUSTER into the chocolate now, and Shade begins to drag her towards the Strawberry. Suplex set up--blocked--and Akiko reverses--but Shade lands behind her!--Clothesline by Shade ducked--and Akiko NAILS Shade with the Golden High Kick, sending Shade into the chocolate!! Scoring the victory!!

Winner by 3 Dunks >>> Akiko

**Commercial Break**

"Wish" by Nine Inch Nails plays...

Lady Jasmine comes out first, looking a bit naked without her MPRW RH Title...

"Martyr" by Fear Factory then plays as Arana comes out next...

Jasmine tries to start and end the match quickly with power moves, but Arana manages to slip out or reverse much of them. Many near falls during a sequence at the start, and takes a bit longer in the middle as Jasmine's offense starts to stick a little harder on Arana. Lady Jasmine almost scores the win after a Military Press into a front Powerslam, but Arana gets a foot in the ropes. Arana reverses a top-rope brainbuster attempt in the Venom Fang Neo to get the pin.

Winner by Pinfall >>> Arana

**Commercial Break**

Team PWF comes out separately, with Bane coming out to "The End is the Beginning is the End" by Smashing Pumpkins, and then Iceberg coming out to "Instruments of Destruction" by NRG...

Team EAW ALSO--not surprisingly comes out separate. Triple H to "Primal Concrete Sledge" by Pantera and Lance Storm with "Oh Canada"...

Triple H and Iceberg start out for their respective teams. Iceberg shrugs off much of Helmsley's early offense, but when Hunter POWERBOMBS her in the center of the ring, he gets a narrow two count. Iceberg and Triple H get in some vicious high-impact power moves, until Iceberg corners Triple H in her corner. Bane is tagged in, and takes advantage, hitting a Running Powerslam, front powerslam, and a chokehold, which he turns into a Baldo Bomb. Triple H kicks out, and hits a high knee to stun Bane, then tags Storm. Storm goes insane on Bane, hitting him with several clothesline then knocking him out of the ring. Missile Dropkick from the top rope to the outside, and Storm rolls Bane onto the announce table, but misses and ends up splashing through it. Bane rolls in Storm and takes control, and Iceberg and he capitalize, and Iceberg is tagged in. Storm and Iceberg go toe to toe, but Iceberg takes control and tosses Storm into the crowd(!).

Storm comes back in, and manages to tag Hunter...who starts to dominate on Iceberg, until she low-blows him, then allows Bane to set him up for a Bane Bomb, afterwhich she covers, and gets the 3 count.

Winners by Pinfall >>> PWF's Bane and Iceberg

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