Fireworks explode on screen, as we open to the hellish-looking arena for tonight's EAW Tuesday Night Mayhem!!

In the crowd tonight, such signs as "Less IS More!" "Still Undisputed Champion, Still Blink's Bitch." "Marry Me Jazz" (pointing to someone next to the sign holder), "Spazz: The Green Eyed Smurf!" "HUNTER WANTS ICEBERG!"

"Lance + Mikey in Playgirl?!"

In the ring, we see former ECW owner and former Alliance manager Paul Heyman (with his cap, gladly).

Paul: Laaaaaadies and Geeeeeentlemen. This IS EXTREEEEEEEEEME Attitude Wrestling. I'm Paul Heyman, and we're about to witness my *ahem* broadcast partner out here any moment. Now...be nice to her..

The male fans hoot and holler...

Paul: Because for the FIRST TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION...in a BIKINI!!....EAW's Megan Eko!!

Megan then walks out from the backstage area, with a robe wrapped around her body, and wearing high heels. She slowly walks down to the ring and gets inside, taking the microphone.

Megan: Well...I certainly got myself into a pickle this time. I just HAD to have that extra little bit to drink that night, didn't I?

The fans don't seem to be complaining about that...

Megan: Hmmm...well, I'm not about to go back on my word, even if I didn't have all my wits about me when I said it. And remember LG--buying me a drink after a show is still not improving your chances any. Well, as promised, I'm going to live up to my word, and let you get a little peek at lil' ol me...

Megan teases taking the robe off, inciting the crowd a bit more. A "MEGAN! MEGAN! MEGAN!" chant is started up by a group of fans.

Megan undoes the robe...and tosses it off...

Revealing a VERY pleasant looking white two-piece Not exactly what Lilith, Sin, or Shade had in mind, but enough to get a flattering response from the crowd.

Megan: Hee-hee...well thank you.

Megan seems to be a bit flushed in the face, not used to wearing this little in public, but carefully, and with dignity, walks over to her announcing position.

Megan: Hmm...I certainly hope this doesn't distract the fans attention from the action.

Paul: Huh...what action?

Megan: The matches booked to take place tonight, Paul? Or have you forgot already?

Paul: OOOOOH!! That action!! I'm sorry...

Megan: Paul Paul...whattawegonna do with you?

Paul: ...I'd say it here, but I'd get slapped...

Megan: Hooboy... ^_^

"Light It Up" by Master P cues up...

"The first match of this evening is a tag team match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 479 lbs. The team of Jay Miller and Mike Action!"

Action and Miller make their way out. Action is recognized by many of the fans, but Miller is fairly new, so they don't get too impressive of a reaction by the regulars' standards. They get inside the ring and wait for their opponents.

Paul: And a new, debuting team ready to get it on with S&M. Megan...do they really have a prayer against a pair of atheletes as intense, skilled, and powerful as S&M?

Megan: ....Yes. Did they bribe you to give them that kinda press?

Paul: No, just a compliment based on my own observations! I swear!

"DNR" by Testament cues up....

"And their opponents...at a combined weight of 555 lbs...Spike and Morty, S&M!!

Paul: The "Tag Team of the 3rd Millenium, Megan! And they're going to be a major force in 2002!!

Megan: That I don't doubt...but it seems they've suffered a bit since losing their manager BG...

Paul: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!!

Megan: Just that she contributed to their success. ^_^

Paul: Well, yeah--but they DIDN'T NEED HER...

Miller and Spike start off...

Spike immediately takes the offensive, and sends Miller to the ropes--the big boot is ducked--Miller hits the far ropes--nails a leaping elbow to the forehead of Spike. Spike gets up, quite pissed, and catches a spinning leg from Miller--hoists him up, and slams him to the mat. The crowd then boos Spike as he clamps his hand around the face of Miller, simultaneously ramming his fingers into his eyes like a bowling ball. He then slams the back of his head into the mat. Miller fights his way back up to his feet, then boots Spike in the midsection--then pulls out an Atomic Drop with difficulty. He launches Spike into the ropes, then nails a running dropkick on the return. Spike springs back up to his feet, but Miller leaps up onto the second turnbuckle, and bulldogs Spike into the mat. After rolling over Spike, he goes for a cover, but gets a kickout after one. (!)

Miller tags in Action, and they double team Spike, hitting a double suplex on the 7 footer plus. A double legdrop allows Action to get a narrow two, but Spike shoves him off. Miller chopblocks Spike, but only takes him down to one knee. Spike gets up and chokes Miller, then shoves him out to the floor. Action dropkicks Spike in the back of his knee--flips over the back of Spike--and drops him throat-first across the top rope. Springing back up on the apron, he stringboards into the air, then catches Spike's head from behind--dropping it onto his own knee-then locking on a Dragon Sleeper.

With Morty clearly in real danger, Morty blatantly comes in to make the save, and kicks Action across the side of the side, breaking up the submission.

Morty and Spike hit a double DDT on Action, and Morty heads back out onto the apron, as Spike pulls up Action and grabs him around the throat...holding him over his head--looking confident he can finish the job here with a Sadism's Edge...

But a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK from Jay Miller hits Spike in the back of his head!! And makes him drop Action! Action and Spike both tag off nearly at the same time, and Morty and Miller hit the ring, slugging away at each other forcefully...Miller sends Morty to the ropes--Miller ducks under a back elbow from Morty. Morty gets up--is nearly victim to a kick to the midsection--grabs the leg--puts Miller on his back...Goes for a catapult--LAUNCHES him face-first to a Big Boot from Spike!! Spike goes out to the outside, and Morty covers Miller--gets only a two!

Morty pulls up Miller--scoop and a slam, and a second rope moonsault from Morty gets a slightly longer 2. Miller is set up in the corner, and series of knees are delivered into the midsection. Miller is sent to the enemy corner--floored with a clothesline from Spike!

Morty heads to the home corner to join Spike in a good ol' stomping on Miller. Miller is yanked up, and Morty sets him up for a Tomb--NO! Miller reverses into a headscissors!! Morty fights out of it--and Miller locks on a Crossface to hold him fast...Morty fights up to his feet--and drives his body back against the turnbuckle to break free. Morty tags in Spike, and the two stomp at his ribs, and Spike lays a boot under the chin as Morty goes back out. Spike drags Miller out by his leg--nailed with an Enzui Giri, but Spike doesn't go down. A boot to the midsection doubles over Spike--putting him position for an Implant DDT on the mat!! Cover gets a long two--but Morty again makes the save. Miller goes for the tag, but Spike chokes him down to the mat--Deathgrip gets a two before Miller can get his shoulders off the mat. Morty's back out, watching as Spike signals for a chokeslam--Miller slips free, and hammerlock's Spike...then reaches down--GERMAN SUPLEX executed, although with tremendous effort, and unable to get the bridge.

Megan: And Miller...I mean...UNBELIEVABLE..that he could pull a move like that off on Spike...

Paul: But CAN HE CAPITALIZE?!

Megan: Cover by Miller...

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Morty dragging the referee out?! Not THAT again...

Paul: And--KICKOUT by Spike...JUST BEFORE THE THREE!!

Megan: That would have been IT if the ref had been able to coun--

Paul: OH NO IT WOULDN'T...Morty up on the top rope...Spike with a POWERBOMB...ANOTHER--it's DNR time...

But instead of the Tornado Reverse DDT part, Morty performs a spike DDT while Spike drives the opponent down head-first, increasing the impact.

Paul: THE KILLSPIKE!! THE KILLSPIKE!! S&M have finally debuted their..."Secret Project!"

Megan: ....and...how would you know?

Paul: Ummm...my sources told me--and COVER BY SPIKE!

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THREE--but it was academic anyhow...your WINNERS--S&M!!!

"DNR" cues up again...

Paul: And JUST as I expected...fans, we'll be back in a bit...

**Commercial Break**

After break, we go backstage, where Michael Cole is standing by with "The Decadent" himself...

Cole: Mr. Helmsley--it has been officially decided on, and you WILL be facing Iceberg at Cataclysm...

HHH: Terrific...I really don't know why that Gokuo allows PWF wrestlers here. Oh yeah...right--terms of the contract he and Vinnie signed. We can just run back and forth for guest appearances all the while.

Cole: Well, Iceberg sent a pretty solid message last week on Mayhem when--

HHH: Cole--learn when to shut up, already. Believe me, I have no difficulty understanding points accentuated with violent acts. So Iceberg tossed me off of the sealed cage...I've suffered worse. Certainly it hurt like hell, but I'm fine. Nothing broken, bruised or battered. Nothing particularly damaging that I didn't recieve from the actual match.

Cole: So, could we expect to see something similar from you?

HHH: Let's just say if opportunity knocks, I'll always be waiting right there--inches away, to answer. But if NEED to kick the door out myself, I will. I'm not about to sit back and lick my wounds, nor stupidly run out and try to get back at her before the time is right. You've made the WRONG enemy in me, Iceberg...

Megan: ...and we're back! And we are ready for our EAW International Championship match!!

On cue, "Ride On Shooting Star" cues up! Oseiko comes out to the ring, raising the EAW I.N. Title up into the air as the fans cheer.

Paul: And here she is! The master of EKUSUTORIIMU! Which is just like being Extreme! Only Japanese! Does that mean she'll act like Yoshihiro Tajiri and actively try to maim Super Crazy in a Mexican Death Match any time soon?

Megan: Uhm, I don't think so. Not her style.

Paul: Crap. She ain't no fun.

As Oseiko climbs into the ring Cypress Hill's "Trouble" suddenly cues up; a new theme song for the International Champion's opponent!

Megan: And here comes Spazz! Brandishing the PWF Interdimensional Title around his waist! What a show of defiance from Spazz!

Paul: Even though he's going to sign on to be a major player in the EAW very very soon!

Spazz climbs into the ring, pulls off the PWF title, then immediately goes to attack Oseiko! Referee Nick Patrick quickly calls for the bell for the match to begin!

Megan: Spazz with a clotheline--MISSED OSEIKO! SHE MOVES AND-- THERE'S THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB! No pin, Spazz kicks out easily! He gets up-- WHOA!! OSEIKO WITH A CLIP TO THE KNEE!! ALREADY WORKING ON THAT LEG! SETTING UP FOR THE KUMO NO AMIMONO! NO! SPAZZ KICKS HER AWAY!! Spazz kicks her in the gut-- POWERBOMB!!! Spazz keeps a hold of her-- DIVING POWERBOMB!!!

Paul: Already Spazz is turning this match into one powerbomb clinic!!

Megan: Oseiko struggles to get up... Spazz charges in and-- NO! JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY OSEIKO! OSEIKO KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ARM-- OHH! QUICK GROUND ARM WRENCH!! Oseiko keeps a hold of the arm still... pulling Spazz up-- WHIP TO THE CORNER!! FOLLOWS IN!!! HANDSPRING ELBOW-- INTO THE FACECRUSHER!!! It looks like Oseiko's delving more into her ninjitsu style!!

Paul: What? Since when is this Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon now?!

Megan: Oseiko pulls Spazz up-- NO! SPAZZ TRIPS OSEIKO! KEEPS A HOLD OF HER LEGS AND-- FALLING POWERBOMB!!! MY GOD! NO! STILL HAS A HOLD OF HER! ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! AND... ANOTHER!!!! HOLDS IT FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! OSEIKO KICKS OUT!! Oseiko staggers to her feet but Spazz gets her from behind-- WHEELBARROW POWERBOMB!!! Spazz is laughing to himself... picks her up and... CONDEMNATION!!!

Paul: Fast healer or not, Oseiko's neck and back're gonna be sore!

Megan: Spazz waits for Oseiko to get up... sizing the International Champion up... GRABS HER AND-- DEAD ON ARRIVAL VERSION A!!!! FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! TH--NO! OSEIKO KICKS OUT!! Spazz looks pissed... approaches Oseiko and-- OHHH!!! UPWARD THROAT THRUST BY OSEIKO STAGGERS THE HUMAN POWERBOMB MACHINE!! OSEIKO FLIPS UP TO HER FEET-- ARM WRENCH AND-- LEG DROP ONTO THE ARM!! Oseiko gets Spazz up... looks like she's signalling for the Kumo No Sasu!! AND--NO!!! SPAZZ DUCKS!! HANGMAN'S NOOSE!!! HANGMAN'S NOOSE!!! IT'S LOCKED ON!! OSEIKO'S STRUGGLING!!! SHE'S STRUGGLING HARD!!! WAIT!! I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO COUNTER IT!! SHE-- SPAZZ-- AGHHH!!! HE JUST TURNED IT INTO A HANGMAN'S BREAKER!!! MY GOD!!

Paul: That girl is officially broken in half! She-- WAIT!!

Megan: IT'S KIRK ANGEL!! HE'S RUNNING TO THE RING!! AND-- ARANA!!! ARANA JUST CAME OUT FROM THE CROWD AND-- SUPERKICKED ANGEL RIGHT IN THE JAW!!!! ANGEL NEVER SAW HER COMING!!! Spazz just noticed and laughs! And now... oh, no! I think Spazz is going to go for the Six Feet Under now!! HE IS!! AND-- OHHH!! MY GOD!!! OSEIKO'S NECK JUST SNAPPED BACK!!! It's over! Spazz for the pin!! ONE! TWO!! TH--

Suddenly the lights go out!!

Megan: WHAT THE--?!!

Paul: NOW WHAT?!

Then, playing over the PA is what sounds like the xylophone playing of of the beginning to KoRn's "Dead Bodies Everywhere..." then on the Jumbotron what looks like an old nursery rhyme scrolls upward, a quartet of girls chanting it almost spiritually...

"Sleep now, my child, as you lay in your bed,
The one who is destined shall come for your head!
Plead as you may and cry as you might,
For if he shall come, you shall die tonight!
So sleep my child, and dream of angels,
For when the Anti-Savior comes, you shall go towards Hell!

Paul: O_O!

Megan: No...!

The familiar psychotic laughter cues up over the PA... and "Astonishing Panorama Of The Endtimes" cues up!! The lights come on, and in the ring, behind Spazz, is the mystery man with the darkly colored right arm!!

Megan: T-THAT'S RYOKAMI?!!

Paul: Isn't he supposed to be all bony and stuff?!

Megan: Spazz doesn't see him yet!! BUT ARANA DOES!! SHE RUSHES TO THE RING!! ANGEL CATCHES HER AND-- OLYMPIC SLAM ON ARANA!! SPAZZ TURNS AROUND AND-- RYOKAMI WITH THE TENKA SAISHUU!!! LISTEN TO THE FANS!!! RYOKAMI RIPS THAT KNUCKLE BONE NECKLACE OFF! ANGEL JUST STARES AT RYOKAMI... Oseiko is just coming to... SHE sees Ryokami now!! What's gonna happen?!

Ryokami looks around, then to his blackened arm, which disperses into nothingness; it was composed of the Kurokage! He then dangles the necklace over the arm stump, which suddenly sprouts out new bones, grabbing the knuckles! Flesh and skin quickly forms around the bones, regenerating a new arm!

Paul: ... O.o;;; Holy S*BLEEP!*!!!

Megan: Ryokami's whole... somehow he's back! Alive!! And now he's leaving the ring! Passing Angel, who's absolutely shocked at what he's seen!!

Paul: Not to mention me! ... I'm gonna throw up... @.o;

Megan: Wait... Shannon LeQuois is backstage! She's going to speak to Ryokami!!

Scene switch to Shannon, who has a mic in hand as she goes to Ryokami. Before she can reach him he suddenly turns around, staring at Shannon.

"WHAT." he snarls.

"Uhh... well... how... how are you?!" Shannon trembles.

Ryokami smirks, then holds up his newly restored right arm. "... Whole."

"Oh... Good! Good, uhm... how... are you alive? After being ripped apart by Spazz and... scattered all over?!"

"... Remember that Egyptian cat-girl who showed up? Shiba?" Ryokami smirked. "She took the trouble, searching for all my body parts... putting me back together... mostly together. But she wanted me to destroy my father... she has... issues with him. I had my own plans... so I... severed my connections with Shiba..." he grins evilly.

"Oh... so... what are your plans here in the EAW now, Ryokami?" Shannon asks.

"Well, I was considering facing Spazz at Cataclysm... Hell's Asylum match... maybe set the cage on fire for some added peril... sound like fun? Hm? Nod, girl. Nod."

Shannon trembles, then nods a little. Ryokami nods with her... then suddenly thrusts a hands out and with a sick *snap!* breaks Shannon's neck, killing her!!

Megan: OMIGOD!!!

Paul: O_O!!!

Ryokami slowly pick up the mic from Shannon's limp hand, and smirks.

"... Then I thought... screw that," Ryokami calmly continued. "... I'm through with the EAW. I'm now going to do what I originally set out to do... what had been set out for me the day I saw my beloved mother... hanging by her neck on a tree branch. I'm going to kill everyone. Destroy everything. For I am the Anti-Savior. I am death. And to paraphrase the immortal words... 'This is the way the world ends... this is the way the world ends... this is the way the world ends... not with a bang... not with a whimper... but with a scream."

Ryokami then drops the mic... stares down at Shannon's body... then walks away, laughing demonically as he leaves.

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Paul: And....we're....back.

Megan: .......

Paul: And...well...I don't really know what to say here--witnessing...what...just happened.

Megan: You know...this is complete bullshit. Now SHANNON...and WHY?! Because the fucking egomaniac Ryokami is back. That is IT...I'M QUITTING!!!

Paul: You...

Megan: Yes Paul. I don't care if this is the job I've alway wanting, it ISN'T WORTH FEARING FOR YOUR LIFE! And all because LG will let ANYONE in here...because THAT SON OF A BITCH SHAED has to FATHER THAT....THING! And what's he going to do? Kill it? They tried that--he's back again....

Paul: Does this have anything to do with--

Megan: NO! I wouldn't mind wearing a bikini EVERY night if I felt safe around here. I don't...and I wonder what our BELOVED COMMISSIONER is going to do about this.

Paul: Well--

Megan: Next time you see him, tell him to go to HELL! ust like his son deserves, and what HE deserves for bringing him into this world...

With tears in her eyes, Megan tosses her headset down, and grabs her robe, wrapping up and marching back up the ramp, and presumably out of the arena...

**Commercial Break**

We come back from break, where we see Kanyon taking Megan's seat...

Kanyon: Well, it seems as if we have an opening available here, and I'm the only one around to fill it...

Paul: Great, I gotta sit next to one of Bischoff's old boys...

Kanyon: I wasn't one of his "boys." I only even got a push because I was friends with DDP. And I'm hear because...well...Megan left--presumably for good.

Paul: Yeah..she seemed pretty bound and determined not to.

Kanyon: Well, on a slightly lighter note, during the break Akiko Nakano arrived...

Cue a shot of the ringside area with Akiko waving, unaware of just what went on....

Kanyon: ...here to see this tag team bout about to go down...

Paul: The tag team champs set to defend their titles against the Girls of Goth!

"Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson begins...

"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Intruducing first, at a combined weight of 272 lbs, accompanied by Lilith...the team of Sin and Shade, the Girls of Goth!

Kanyon: And the whole evening likely to be overshadowed with what Ryokami...Oh, God...

Paul: Easy, there Chris. Ryokami HAS left...although, I certainly can't blame Megan for doing what she did...

Akiko seems to be already on Sin and Shade's case, tossing what's left on her drink and nailing Shade in the head with it.

Kanyon: Well...I think we know what Akiko thinks of the GOG--she made that quite clear before she got here.

"Don't Stop at the Top" by the Scorpions cue up, and the fans go quite wild, as Lance Storm and Michael Connelly step out onto the stage...

"And their opponents, at a combined weight of 467 lbs, the defending EAW Tag Team Champions--Lance Storm and "Code Red" Michael Connelly!!"

Kanyon: And the fans very supportive of the tag champs--especially Akiko at ringside.

Paul: Yes--she's MUCH more expressive than Lance Storm is, that's for sure. Although Storm IS an intense athlete...just more inside the ring than out. Although I'd like to see Akiko and one of the GoG in a fight. Not a MATCH, but...as Styles would say in a "CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Lance and Michael get into the ring...Lance and Michael play Rock-Paper-Scissors as Sin and Shade whisper to each other--Shade shaking the drink out of her wet hair and giving angry glances to Akiko...

Kanyon: And Rock beats Scissors--and Lance will start out for the champs...Sin in...and now we're going to see the titles on the line folks...

*ding, ding*

Lance eggs on Sin to come after him...she does--and a tie up--Lance shoves her down. Sin back up--ducks a clothesline from Lance--Lance hits the far ropes, and grabs the ropes--Sin misses the dropkick. Lance scoops up Sin as she gets up--and drops her throat-first across the ropes (and Akiko cheers!). Lance yanks her up by the hair--and slams the back of her head into the mat. Lance makes a cover, but only gets a one. Lance back up...pulls up Sin..goes for an armwringer--Sin reverses, and squeaks a takeover in on Lance. Lance back up--Sin with a drop toe hold to catch him off guard. Sin goes for a front headlock, pulling up Lance--giving him a few shots to the upper chest, and suplexing Lance over--floating over...getting a one count as well. Sin pulls up Lance, and sends him into the ropes--Lance ducks the back heel kick off the ropes--hits the far ones--and nails Sin with a leaping Dropkick. Sin springs up--Lance catches her and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...cover...nearly gets a two. Lance drags Sin back towards the home cover, and a tag is made to Michael. Michael comes in, and the two gang up to double-backdrop Sin, nearly folding her up in the process. Michael covers her, and gets a two count. Sin gets up on her own, and Michael hits an Atomic Drop--Sin back down on her knees...Michael tags on Lance, and locks on a Camel Clutch--Storm off the ropes--sliding dropkick on Sin! Michael goes back out on the outside, and Storm gets another two count. Storm sends her into the ropes--Sin with a swinging neckbreaker!! Sin hits the ropes again--SPEAR on Storm as he recovers. Sin mounts him and "grinds" before hitting him with rights...

Akiko has to be physicially held back from leaving her seat..

Sin gets up to her feet, and tags in Shade....the two Wishbone Lance, and nail a pair of legdrops. Sin assists Shade in a Pancake Facebuster on Lance, and Shade covers her to get a 2 count as Sin goes back outside on the apron.

Shade gets up, and sets up Lance for a piledriver--Lance backdrops her, then pulls her up and sets her up for a powerbomb--Shade hits him with right hands, then Hurracanranas Storm! Roll up pin...long two--Lance escapes!

Shade tags back in Sin, and Shade whips Storm into the corner...ducks down--Sin running in--AIR SIN in the corner!! And a DOUBLE DDT by the GoG!! Sin with a cover...1...2..and Michael yanks out Sin by the ankle to make the save, although Lance kicks out. Enzui Giri by Sin, who dives back into the ring, then goes up top...off the top--BUT LANCE WITH THE HEEL OF HIS BOOT counters...Sin slowly crawls towards her corner, and Lance looks even more out of it, and tries to crawl towards her corner...

Kanyon: And it's a race to tag their partners here...and Lilith seems to be discussing stragety with Shade...

Paul: What could they be up to--Sin shaking it off--tag to Shade...Shade in....and....AND?!

Kanyon: AND...Sin and Shade....REMOVING THEIR TOPS?!

Paul: Well...this'll certainly overshadow Megan's bikiki...and no wonder they don't get much sun--they'd have tanlines otherwise...

Kanyon: *gulp* Well...this is something I never expected...Sin and Shade...TOPLESS and baring their breasts in this match up.

Lilith is ecstatic, and Akiko is getting increasingly loud and violent at her seat...

The announcers are still rather shocked, and Shade comes in, strutting her stuff as Lance gets up--double takes--but locks up with her...sends her to the ropes...Lance goes for a suplex--Shade slips free of his grip, Lance picking her up--drops her when he inadvertantly grabs...well...guess.

Kanyon: And Lance REALLY thrown off guarid there...Shade shoving him into the corner...kicks across the midsection now...Irish Whip--reversal by Lance--into the ropes--sleeper--NO, sleeper by Shade...rubbing...those things into Lance's back--SLEEPING NECKBREAKER!

Paul: And a cover...and quite a cover....1! 2! And NO!

Kanyon: Shade up...tags in Sin....Shade pulling up Lance...

Paul: BOOBY-FACE!! BOOBY- FACE!!!

Kanyon: Shade shoving Lance into Sin's--Lance rolling towards his corner--tags in Michael!! Michael in--Akiko over the railing now--finally getting past security--Michael taking on both of them--but Shade grabbing him from behind--AKIKO yanking out Sin!! Saving Michael from a fate...well...I wouldn't mind it myself, but Mikey's got a wife.

Paul: Michael reversing now on Shade--reversal--and an IMPALER variation! Into a roll up! 1! 2! And kick out!

Paul: Whew....close one...

Kanyon: And---out from the crowd--here comes BANE!!

Paul: AUGH!! And..he looks like THAT in person?!?!

Kanyon: Bane dragging Storm out of the ring...slugfest going on the outside--Storm trying to topple the huge Bane...LOW BLOW by Bane!

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Kanyon: Now a --BACKBREAKER by Bane--driving his knee into his back...

2!

Paul: And the tag team titles at risk--Michael running the apron--springing onto the top--CROSS BODY--CAUGHT by Bane!

3!

Kanyon: Pressing Michael overhead--LANCE with a DROPKICK to Bane--and AKIKO fighting away from the security again...

4!

Paul: SECURITY! Put her BACK in her seat...

Kanyon: She IS a wrestler here, Paul--and Bane shoving Michael off of him...back up--Bane with a series of forearms!

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Kanyon: --LOW BLOW by Akiko on Bane...Michael and Lance up now--TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!!! Bane nailed in three sides of the head!! And Storm back in now...Michael up on the apron--tag to Michael...Michael armdragged over by Shade...Michael up--scoop.. Kumouchikomu!! And...Lance on his back under the bottom--WHAT THE HELL?!

Paul: It looks like a set up...

Kanyon: Michael had Shade in a full nelson--FRONT RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP FACE FIRST into the knees of Storm!! Storm back out--cover by Michael!

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*ding, ding*

Paul: And Bane starting to stir...

Kanyon: Akiko and the tag team champions grab the belts, about to beat a hasty retreat...and NARROWLY escaping with the titles..

"The Winners of this match, and STILL EAW Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Michael Connelly!"

Kanyon: Well, the night isn't over yet...when we come back, Blink and Jasmine, the REMATCH!

**Commercial Break**

As the camera feed comes back on to the show, once again the sealed steel cage is being lowered to the ring, preparing for the main event.

Kanyon: Welcome back to Mayhem everyone, and coming up is our main event for the evening, Lady Jasmine battling Blink for the MPRW Regional Heritage Championship.

Heyman: And for me, this is sorta like Déjà Vu all over again, because this is the exact same main event that I commentated on my first day here.

Megan: This time, however, there will be no interference from anyone. This WILL be one-on-one.

"Wish" by Nine Inch Nails cues up over the speaker system to a good reaction as Lady Jasmine makes her way to the ring.

Heyman: I still can't get used to seeing this…a humanoid skunk girl…we never had THAT in ECW!

Kanyon: Of course. If you did, you might still be in business.

That causes Heyman to mumble angrily under his breath as Jasmine enters the cage-enclosed ring, handing the MPRW Regional Heritage Championship to the referee.

"Rise" by the Cult cues up next, and to a great ovation, the EAW World Champion Blink makes her way to the ring.

Kanyon: And Blink with a stellar ovation as she makes her way to the ring!

Heyman: I haven't heard this big of an ovation since I debuted here in EAW!

Kanyon: (rolling eyes) Paul, stop deluding yourself.

Heyman: Blink in the ring…the cage is locked, the lights are on…IT'S R.H. TITLE TIME!

Kanyon: Jasmine and Blink feeling each other out, not wanting to try anything to rash at first. Now they tie up, Jasmine takes advantage with a headlock, takes Blink down to the mat…holding onto her tightly.

Heyman: Blink has got to fight to her feet or this will be a quick loss…she's getting slowly to her feet now, but Jasmine keeps her down…the MPRW Champion in full control of the EAW Champion.

Kanyon: Blink now attempting to get to her feet again…NO…roll through with a pin!

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Heyman: Only a one count there, as Jasmine pulls Blink back so she keeps the pressure on the champion. Jasmine working smartly here, keeping Blink on the mat so Blink's High Impact moves won't be able to be delivered.

Kanyon: Blink managing to get back to her feet now, still locked in the headlock…pushes Jasmine to the ropes now, Jasmine with a shoulder-block taking Blink down, Blink to her stomach, Jasmine off the ropes over Blink, Blink back to her feet, catches Jasmine with a dropkick!

Heyman: This is why Jasmine should have kept Blink down, if Blink is to her feet, she has a chance to get her moves in.

Kanyon: Astute observation, now Blink taking advantage with an elbow drop on Jasmine. Helping her to her feet now…JASMINE WITH A DDT!

Heyman: Quick thinking by Ms. Jasmine there, going for a cover.

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Kanyon: No, kickout by Blink. Jasmine thinking now of what to follow up with, decides on an armbar.

Heyman: Jasmine is relying on a good game-plan here of keeping Blink on the mat. Will it work, or will Blink manage to counteract it?

Kanyon: Blink is in a bit of pain right now by Jasmine pulling back on her arm. Blink trying to fight up to her feet, but Jasmine holding her down. Jasmine leaning back a bit…Blink rolls back…and a head-scissors takedown by Blink.

Heyman: Smart way to get out of that move, but the damage has been done. Blink's arm is in pain right now, and she is gonna have to fight through the pain for the rest of this match.

Kanyon: Jasmine to her feet as well, going in for an attack, Blink dodges, and Jasmine hits the steel of the cage face first. And Blink goes for a roll up.

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Paul: Blink managed to get a bit of an advantage in this match, but how long can it last?

Kanyon: Blink waiting for Jasmine to get up, running in…CAUGHT BY JASMINE!

Paul: WICKED Powerslam by the Skunk-Girl, and she stays on for a pin!

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Kanyon: Kickout by Blink again, and she's holding her back in pain from that one. Blink slow to get up, but Jasmine to her feet, and pulling Blink up with her. Grabbing Blink…setting her up…nice suplex there.

Heyman: Jasmine not going for the cover though, as she apparently realizes that it would take more than just one suplex to pin the EAW champion. Waiting now, Blink to her feet, and there's Jasmine's patented chopping block move. Cover!

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Kanyon: Blink slow to get up again, as Jasmine keeps putting powerful moves on the champion. Blink up now, Jasmine rushing in…Blink sidesteps and drops her with a two handed facecrusher!

Heyman: Blink with some quick thinking there, getting the facecrusher on…now she's in the corner where Jasmine is…SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!

Kanyon: Blink with another cover…

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Heyman: One second away…Blink was one second away from re-gaining the Regional Heritage championship…and now Blink has got to think of what to do next to keep Jasmine down.

Kanyon: Jasmine back to her feet, Blink rushing it…CAUGHT BY JASMINE'S TAIL! Jasmine going for the Indiscriminate Justice…Blink slips out, pushes Jasmine into the ropes…

Heyman: DISPLACEMENT STRIKE! BLINK CAUGHT JASMINE IN THE DISPLACEMENT STRIKE! FALLS ON A COVER!

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Winner by Pin-fall, New MPRW Regional Heritage Champion: Blink

Kanyon: A great and fair end to this match, and an impressive display by both superstars! Blink up to her feet now, handed the Regional Heritage Championship now…and a smile comes across her face now.

Heyman: Jasmine up to her feet now…what will happen now? Jasmine told by the referee that she lost the match…and she's getting up now, looking at Blink…

In the ring, Jasmine extends a hand out to Blink, and the two shake hands and hug.

Kanyon: Great sportsmanship shown by the former champ to the current one, and that was a match to remember. Well, we're out of time. For Paul Heyman, I'm Chris Kanyon, see you later!

The cameras fade out as "Rise" plays and Blink gets her hand raised.