Some music plays and EAW's logos and colors flash across the screen along with titles of their various shows, like WWE's preshow thing. At the end, a spotlight effect goes across this picture.

"Stick 'Em Up" by Quarashi cues as we're treated to a montage of wrestling clips that soon fade out to show the Manhatten Center in New York, NY! The crowd roars in excitment.

Road Dogg: Howdy everyne again! It's the Road Doggy Dogg! And filling in for the A-Kinky-O it's the K-E-Double L-Y!

Kelly: That's me! Kelly C. Flair! The Woman that does it All!

Road Dogg: Yeah! We all know that. And David especially knows.

Kelly: Of course everyone knows. I'm a manager, wrestler, referee... I can do everything and do it well.

Road Dogg: It's a family show, so thanks for stopping there with your list of qualifications.

Kelly: Oh har har... Hey, I'm the one filling in for Color. Let's get with our first match.

"Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie cues up and X comes out to a decent reaction from the crowd.

Capetta: The following match is for the Tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 226 lbs, from LA, X! Road Dogg: We're about to kick off High Calibur with a Tournament match. X coming out now, ready for his chance at greatness.

Kelly: X's fame is long overdue. Even if he doesn't make it to the end, which he won't, with so many of my talented clients in the tournament, he'll still be able to get a boost by making it through the ranks.

"Moonlight" by Showtaro cues and now Kairi comes out, with perhaps a little more of a reaction.

Road Dogg: Kairi Lyger, truely a fan favorite, though he's a real enigma lately.

Kelly: Enigma. That's just fancy talk for someone with no personality, hiding until the match.

Kairi and X start off their match with a Martial Arts Clinic for the most part, trading some moves that makes the match seem more like it belongs in the Street Fighter circuit. That changes, however, when Kairi manages to duck a kick attempt by X, turning it into a drop toe-hold. Kairi then goes to work on X's back and neck. He even does a wicked Inverted Piledriver form the second rope onto X.

X regains the advantage after a while by reversing and attempt at the Jackal Fang by Kairi into a rear naked choke. Kairi gets to the ropes, and the battle goes back and forth between the two, hitting great spots on each other. The end comes when X fakes going for a running karate kick on Kairi, but runs up the ropes, spring-boarding off the top rope, and spin-kicks Kairi in the face. He goes for the cover and gets the three count afterwards.

Road Dogg: What a match to kick us off! and X is on his way up the ranks.

Kelly: It'll be interesting to see how far he goes.

Dogg: Well, we're about to cut away for our next match...which to say the least is an interesting affair.

Kelly: Booker Waters let his hormones run wild when he though of this next match, that's for sure.

Dogg: Glenda Jacobs and Trish X will do battle in the city of Paris, in the first ever Giantess Rumble match! The crowd has been given special devices to make it seem, to them, that they're watching the action in the city.

Kelly: Which is a cool feature for them! So let's get to the city and get things started!

We cut to Paris, France...in the other dimension with no humans. We see Atlantis in her sexy referee outfit standing, waiting.

After a bit, the two combatants enter the city through portals, facing each other as they come out. It's noted that, though all involved are gigantic, everyone is proportionately the same height.

Atlantis gets both combatants into a "center" area of the battle, and goes over to give them the rules. After a bit, she motions for the battle to begin!

The match begins with a tie-up between the two colossal wrestlers, rubble in the streets breaking up as they fight for control. Finally, Glenda gets a controlling edge in the grapple...and manages to shove Trish into a series of buildings. Trish goes to get up to her feet, but Glenda manages to pounce onto her, picking her up, and slamming her with a hard powerslam...but only getting a two count.

The battle goes on like this a bit...but with Trish gaining various advantages. She uses smaller buildings as boosts to get some impressive highflying maneuvers onto her much larger opponent. Glenda gets an advantage again, when she uses the Arch De Le Triumph as a weapon, crashing it into Trish's body, shattering it.

The two of them continue to fight, shattering buildings, destroying streets, and generally crushing anything in their path...Atlantis shattering some by accident as she walks as well. Trish gains a small advantage when she hits the Twist of Fate onto the Louver's Museum, but loses it after a while when, while going for a boosted move with the Eiffel Tower, Glenda catches her, and powerbombs her into the side of it. Glenda then grabs a part of the tower and starts to choke Trish out with it.

The battle rages on for a good while, major buildings and monuments being trashed. The end comes when Glenda attempts her G-Bomb into Notre Dame Cathedral...but Trish manages a twisting hurricanrana on her, getting her down long enough for her to jump on top of Notre Dame, and hit the Stratus-Ton Bomb. She goes for the cover as the cathedral collapses and Atlantis makes the count.

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Trish stands up once Atlantis informs her of the win, and gets her hand raised in the pretty much leveled city of Paris. Glenda stands soon after, looking at her opponent. A handshake and hug occurs between them, and then Glenda raises Trish's hand. Atlantis smiles in the background as we fade out.

***AD PLUGS!***

When we come back from commercials, we find Kelly on the phone. "Yes...any opponent you can find!

Dogg: Kelly...we're back...

Kelly: Er, gotta go Waters! (she hangs up)

Dogg: You liked what you saw?

Kelly: It looked like fun! And being the best at anything I do...I can't wait to try.

Dogg: ...riiiight...

Kelly: ^^

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Road Dogg: We're back and ready for our next match.

"No-Bodies" cues up and the Girls of Goth slink out, posing for the crowd. The crowd cheers them on as they head to the ring.

Capetta: The following Tag Team match is set for One Fall. On their way to the ring, from Roswell NM, at a combined weight of 272 lbs, Sin and Shade... The Girls of Goth!

Road Dogg: And here come the Girls of Goth! We've seen an absense from them, but they look better than ever.

Kelly: They have lofty dreams to become tag champions. But they don't stand a chance against my girl Akiko. And when Oseiko returns, I'll be managing one half of the Tag champs!

Come! Kill!! Color me Blood Red!!

Then there's a scratching sound. "The world is a Scary place, now that you've woken up the demon.... IN MEEEE!!" Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" starts up at the chorus as Akiko comes out. She's in full Pogo gear and stalks to the ring. Flanking her is Erik O'Reily, who seems a little confused by the song change.

Capetta: And their opponents, from Japan and Dublin, Providence, Rhode Island respectivly, at a combined weight of 346 lbs., Akiko and Erik O'Reily!

Road Dogg: New music. Your doing?

Kelly shakes her head. "Well, I'm as surprised as you are with all this."

Road Dogg: Well, Akiko's been pretty strung out since Oseiko's been gone. Seem's she's letting her darkside run wild. Kelly?

Kelly: Hey, I haven't been with her any since then.

Akiko slides in quickly and attacks Sin.

Akiko and Sin are made automatic legal people. Akiko seems to have taken to this match in a brawling manner. She has Sin on the mat, punching and tugging at hair, close fisted. Sin drives a knee into Akiko's gut and kickups and spears Akiko down and turns it into a headlock.

They continue in a back and forth way, Akiko brawling like she wants to take Sin down hard. Sin uses pure techniques. They end up seperated and Sin tags in Shade. Erik leans in for a tag. Akiko just sneers at thim and jumps in at Shade with as much ferver. Erik looks quite irritated.

After a while, Shade whips Akiko into her own corner and Erik tags Akiko and hops in, tying up with Shade. Akiko looks like she's about to attack Erik but is forced out by the ref. Shade seems to toy with Erik a bit, using only basic moves, but then just as Erik is giving her a headlock, she pulls a King/Kaufman, and turns it into a backdrop on the back of his head. She jumps right into action with a standing Moonsault. Erik takes it a bit before managing to tag in Akiko. He whips Shade to the corner and gets down on his hands and knees, signaling for a Poetry in Motion.

Akiko just looks at Erik and grabs him by his hair and waistband, shoving him out of the ring. She then jumps to Shade in the corner, pushing her arm against Shade's throat. It's a blatant choke and the ref makes a 5 count and then tugs Akiko away. Akiko elbows the ref away, sending him stumbling toward Erik who checks on him.

During this, Akiko shoves her hand into her cargo pocket on her camos and then whips her fist out, nailing Shade across the jaw with a right cross, and shoves her hand back in her pocket. Shade goes down like a ton of bricks and has slightly blood oozing scratches on her cheek.

Akiko rolls Shade up just as the ref drops to the mat. Sin jumps int he ring and Erik meets her halfway stopping her!

1... 2...

The Ref stops, noticing a pair of barbwire enbedded brass knucks tumbling fomr Akiko's pocket. He grabs then and notices the cuts on Shade's face. He puts two and two together and rushes to the ropes, calling for the bell. Everyone in the ring looks shocked.

Winner, as result of disqualification: The Girls of Goth!

Akiko rushes over and grabs the ref from behind and nails him with a Sniper. She's screaming at his downed form as Sin grabs her and spins her around, yelling in frustration. Akiko hops back adn then forward again, planting a superkick under Sin's chin, sending her down. Erik runs up to her to stop her, but she spins around and takes him across the head with a Kamikaze/Divine Wind Kick. The bells ringing hard now. Akiko hops out of the ring and leaves.

Kelly and Road Dogg are in shock.

Road Dogg: What just happened?

Kelly: *shaking her head* I don't know... the EMT's are picking up the bodies now...

Road Dogg: Let's take a quick break before our Main Event.

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We come back to High Calibur, where stock music, with nothing discernible about it, is blaring over the loudspeaker, and Mike Sanders is just getting into the ring.

Dogg: Can't say much about the choice of themes--

Kelly: Generic, non-descript theme for a generic, non-descript wrestler. Duh.

Dogg: Well, we're back! It's-oh, me-oh-my, the D-O-double G and the K-E-Double L-Y! And we're about to witness a match that, shame I have to say this, seems to be quite a mismatch.

Kelly: Got my watch ready to go--I'll record bell-to-bell time. Hehehe--this'll be fun. =)

Dogg: Well, for you, I'm sure--

*KRASH!!*

"STEEEEP UP..."

"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed as the crowd goes wild--

Capetta: His opponent...from Victoria, Texas...he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 241 pounds. STOOOOOONE COOOOOLD STEVE AUSTIN!!

Dogg: The crowd going crazy for the Texas Rattlesnake, who always brings an economy-sized can of whoopass to every match he has.

Kelly: Almost a shame this one will be more like a few light chugs, though.

Dogg: We shall see--Austin doing the traditional mounting off the four turnbuckles...now moving towards the center--and Sanders offering a handshake?

Kelly: STUNNER!! STUNNER!! NOW NOW NOW!!

Dogg: Well, forgive Kelly's bias...

Kelly: How dare he trash talk me like that. Austin's gonna make mincemeat out of this WWE reject--don't blink or you'll miss it, Roadie.

Dogg: Road DOGG, Kelly...

Kelly: Right...

Austin briefly shakes the hands, responding back with two upthrust fingers. Sanders shakes it off, surprisingly, with a smile. Pacing around the ring a bit...apparently stalling...

Then the two lock up--Austin powers him away, shoving him in the turnbuckle, and goes for a clothesline, which Sanders ducks, quickly rolling him up for a schoolboy. Austin kicks out at one, but gets back up, looking more cautious this time. Another tie up, and Austin puts him in a side headlock--Sanders slips out
of his grip, applying a hammerlock.

Austin attempts a Stunner attempt from there, but Sanders blocks it with his knee--then Atomic Drops Austin. Then an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! A stiff kick to the lower back follows up, and a hard whip into the corner!!

Kelly: It my watch slow? It's a minute-ten seconds in. There wasn't a single bet higher than a minute in the pool. =P

Dogg: No, that sounds about right...Sanders charging in the corner--kick into the midsection by Austin, and flinging him into the corner.

Austin peppers Sanders with right hands, then does the infamous mudhole stomp into the midsection. He pulls him back up, and fires him into the far corner--Sanders springs up, launches off the second rope with a moonsault?!

Kelly: The hell?! He took Austin off his feet like that--maybe he wasn't just spouting COMPLETE bull...

Dogg: Right, and maybe Austin was right to suspect what you obliviously didn't--pulls Austin up now, and slings him into the ropes. He shoots off the far ones--cross body--CAUGHT BY AUSTIN!! He slings Sanders on his shoulders, powering him down into the mat with a spinebuster. Austin up, and a pair of driving elbows to the chest of Sanders--makes the cover, long one count. Austin pulls him up, set up in a piledriver position--but no, Sanders slips through the legs, heads for the ropes--but is caught from off them, and powerslammed!!

Kelly: Okay, Stone Cold back in control. THAT'S more like it.

Dogg: To the chinlock now, Sanders fighting up--slipping free--and there's a keylock--Sanders wrenching the arm--

Kelly: Okay, THAT'S TOO friendly...

Dogg: That's a Stunt Rider Stretch, Kelly. Austin in visible pain--straightening up the back slowly--and forcing him off. Flat on his back--and--driving elbow missed! Back up--clothesline ducked by Austin!! Back heel kick--caught by Austin--Spins him around--

Kelly: STONE COLD STUNNEEEER!! STONE COLD STUNNER!! STONE COLD STUNNER!!

Dogg: Cover by Austin!!

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foot on the ropes!!

Kelly: Ugh, so? KEEP COUNTING!!

Dogg: Well, Austin has to break up the pinfall now. Pulling up Sanders now, and there's an old-school neckbreaker there!!

Austin goes back to the chinlock...Stone Cold chants begin, which seem to infuriate Sanders, who was rather calm up until now. He gets himself back up, elbowing Austin the midsection, then goes for hard kidney shots on Austin. Irish Whip, and Sanders into the ropes, Austin for a belly to belly, but Sanders counters, hitting an inverted jawbreaker variation. Waistlock, and a GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE?!!

Kelly: TELL ME I am NOT seeing this!!

Dogg: Okay, you aren't. Feel better?

Kelly: No...

Sanders spins around giving a deadly-looking sweep heel kick right into the lower back area of Austin, then drives his knee into to the weakened area as he hooks a hold of the arm.

Austin breaks free, with some degree of difficulty, and comes back with a series of knee lifts to Sanders. Whip into the ropes, and a Lou Thesz Press makes Kelly feel much better, although it only gets a two count. Austin sets up Sanders in the ropes, hitting a Stungun, driving his weight down across the throat, but doesn't go for another cover. A hiptoss, but Sanders lands on his feet, waistlocks Austin, and shoves his chest-first into the corner. Sanders then with a Stinger Splash on the back, and climbs up on the ropes, locking on a sleeper, then powering him out of the corner and drives Austin's back down across his knee!

Dogg: UNBELIEVABLE!! I've never seen a move quite like that!! Cover by Sanders!!

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ONE!!

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...KICKOUT!!

Kelly: *whew* Yes! COME ON AUSTIN!! Don't let this NOBODY beat you!! Geez...

Dogg: Austin's theory about him holding back may very well be right, but no matter what the outcome, I'm sure Sanders is going to earn mucho respect here in this match.

Austin gets up, favoring the back, and Sanders attempts a Russian Leg Sweep--Austin blocks, hitting one of his own instead, although it hurts his back somewhat, too. Both are slow to get up, but begin to brawl as they do. Sanders kicks him in the midsection, and attempts the Overdrive. Austin escapes before he can pull it off, grabs a hold of him, and slaps him in the back of the head as he delivers a DDT!! Austin then pulls him up by the hair, and goes for the Stunner again--but Sanders sneaks in a low blow!!

*ding, ding, ding*

Kelly: I don't want to sound unoriginal...but..."WHAT?!"

Dogg: Blatant low blow right in front of the referee--and a hard kick to the ribs. Sanders now...well, running like a scalded dog it looks like.

Sanders then heads towards the announce table, shoves Kelly to the floor, and grabs a microphone. "Helluva match, Steve. And you were right--the whore here was wrong. You know...funny how these alternate dimensions work. Trish can be a decent wrestler in one, and a mediocre one with limited offense in another. And funny how a Mike Sanders here can't quite get a lucky break here, but elsewhere can become HCW U.S. Champion...in an Japanese Death Match...but wrapping up his opponent in barbed wire and beating him with a bat. And that opponent? STOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOLD STEEEEEVE AUSTIN!!

Dogg: ....he, beat Austin?! Er, A Austin?!

Austin gets up and looks, as you might expect, mighty pissed.

"You were much harder to beat then your counter part--of course, I DID turn that one's wife and daughters again him, just to put things into perspective. Consider yourself getting off lucky--I've got your number." He says, flinging the mic aside as he heads to the back. Austin begins to give chase...

Dogg: Well, this is certainly a surprising development...

Kelly: BURN HIM!! BURN HIM!!RIPEMAPARTSTEVE!!

Road Dogg: And on that, This is the Road Dogg for Kelly C. Flair. G'night folks! (*FTB*)