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Some music plays and EAW's logos and colors flash across the screen along with titles of their various shows, like WWE's preshow thing. At the end, a spotlight effect goes across this picture.  --- Tournament Match Hokuto Lyger vs. Arana The match kicks off as the girls tie up. Arana makes the first move with a hip throw which Hokuto quickly rolls to her feet from and charges in. Arana leapfrogs over Hokuto who goes off the rope to meet Arana's foot in a hard back kick to the face which sends Hokuto stumbling back adn over the rope. Hokuto recovers as she falls out and lands on her feet. she dabs her lip as she looks up at Arana in the ring, assessing the situation. Arana imediatly performs a no hands plancha to the outside. Hokuto sidesteps and Arana lands on the gaurd rail, slumped over in pain. Hokuto throws devestating kicks to Arana's exposed back, ending the combo with a jumping back kick to Arana's head. Arana slips off the rail and Hokuto begins to pull her up. On her kees, Arana gives Hokuto a stunning shotei to her abdomen. Hokuto leans over clutching it and Arana jumps up form her kneeling position, with a knee to Hokuto's chin. Arana rolls Hokuto inside and the match continues... After about 5 minutes of back and forth technical wrestling and martial arts, Arana gives Hokuto a Reverse Venom Fang. Hokuto is down and out as Arana ascends the ropes. Fromt he turnbuckle she leaps off with a Shooting Star Press. But Hokuto gets her knees up and Arana lands gut first onto them, rolling off, holding herself in pain. Hokuto staggers to her feet and grabs Arana, pulling her up and hefting he ronto her shoulders in a crucifix position and then delivers a Crucifix Lyger Bomb, holding for the Pin. 1...2...3! Winner: Hokuto Lyger! Road Dogg: What a match! Akiko: Yeah, but I'd aliked to have seen Arana win. Well... there will be other times. Hokuto looks tot he crowd, raising her arms in victory. Arana stands up and the two stare into each others eyes for a moment before Arana leaves. Road Dogg: What was that about? Akiko: Who knows? Respect? A vow to get even? Road Dogg: Well, a vow to get even is what brings us to our next match! Akiko: That's right. My slightly hypocritical, tweener, married to a total jackass manager vs. the high flying, blonde, cookie cutter party girl! WOOOOOOOO!! "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks plays as Kelly walks out, strutting her stuff for the crowd. She looks very confident and happy as she gets intot he ring, Keibler style and walsk around shaking her rump. Capetta: The following match is One Fall. Making her way tot he ring, weighing 127 lbs., Kelly Connelly-Flair! Road Dogg: Kelly not in the least bit concerned. She seems to figure it's in the bag. What do you think, Akiko? Akiko smiles just a bit. "No comment. We'll just have to see. She doesn't have David out here this time." "Rock the Party" by POD cues up and Lexay makes her way out. The usually happy go lucky and party like demeaner is replaced by one of determination and hate. She's got a score to settle and before Capetta can get started, she charges the ring... Singles Match Kelly Connelly-Flair vs. Lexay Too Sexay Lexay slides in and jumps Kelly, raining down hits to to Kelly's head. Kelly just screams and kick sher legs, finally pushing Lexay off. She gets to her feet and goes for a clothesline on Lexay, who ducks and turns to give Kelly a superkick. Kelly goes down and Lexay begins to stomp away at the leggy redhead. Lexay grabs Kelly's legs and applies an Elevated Crab. Kelly screams out and claws for the rope, finally grabbing it. Lexay lets go and continues to stomp. Kelly grabs one of Lexay's legs and trips her up. Kelly squirms and from a laying down position, still holding Lexay's leg, entwines a Figure Four onto Lexay. Lexay is close to the ropes though, and grabs onto it. The ref starts counting ot make Kelly break, but she just wrenches on and doesn't let go til the ref hits 4. Kelly rolls up to her feet and taunts the crowd, letting them know just how good she is. Lexay manages to grab Kelly from behind and rolls her up. She only gets a 2 count. Lexay stands up fromt he roll up, still holding Kelly's right leg and quickly drops her knee down Kelly's calf, sickeningly. Kelly screams out in pain. Lexay stands and does it again. She goes for a third when Kelly kicks Lexay away with her other foot. Kelly grabs the ropes and pulls herself up, limping, her right leg in pain. Lexay rushes Kelly and clotheslines her, sending them both out and over to the outside. Lexay is quick to grab Kelly's head and ram it into the apron, then tosses her back in. As Kelly hold sher head, rolling on the mat, Lexay scales the turnbuckle from the outside and hits a Somersault legdrop across Kelly's throat. She then rolls Kelly up. 1...2...3! Winner: Lexay Too Sexay! Lexay stands up and raises her hands in victory. Kelly climbs to her feet, still limping and holding throat in pain. Lexay looks over and grabs Kelly from behind and gives her a Breakdown. Lexay then continues to lay into her as the bell rings and zebra's rush the ring to pull them. Even Akiko slides in and tugs at Lexay. Lexay turns and slaps her. Akiko gives a kinda "You didnt' do that!" look. Now Akiko and Lexay are laying into each other and the refs have to pull them apart. Soon, Kelly is helped backstage and Lexay is led off too, with refs holding both of them. Akiko returns to her station. Road Dogg: O_o Er... Akiko? Akiko: What? >=( Road Dogg: You tried to help Kelly? Akiko: Hey, Kelly's not THAT bad. It's her husband. But she doesn't deserve to be jumped like that. It was David that cheated last time, anyway. That blonde bimbo didn't have to do that. Road Dogg: *smirk* Hope for you yet, girl. Akiko: Bah... Road Dogg: Stay tuned, we got even more action coming up, after this. *Meow Mix Theme* Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow BURP!!  New Meow Mix Malt Beverages. Your cat asks for it by name! **************************** Road Dogg: We're back. And coming up we've got a match between a green kid and a veteran. Akiko: It all started on the last Swan's Nest. And I, being the lovable icon that gives you the fans what you want to see, set up this little match to settle this all. Road Dogg: Akiko's boyfriend takes on Matt Hardy V.1! Akiko: Guh! What do you mean my boyfriend! He isn't. Geez, this place is worse than a sewing circle. *she rolls her eyes* Erik O'reily is already in the ring. Road Dogg: No music or anything. Well, he is still developing. Akiko: I can provide the music. ^__^ *She begins to sing* Frosted Lucky Charms! They're magically delicious! Road Dogg holds back a snicker. Soon, we hear the clicks of a keyboard and a computer screen on the jumbotron. Soon, we enter the Mattitude website and Matt's ultra cool theme song cues up as he makes his way onto stage, framed by the internet site, giving plenty of facts about him. Matt Hardy could always scare Jeff with ghost stories as kids. Matt Hardy doesn't have Daddy's company to fall back on, therefore his success is worth everything and he deserves it. Matt Hardy worked harder than anyone to get where he is AND had to carry his brother. Capetta: making his way to the ring, weighing in at 234 lbs., from Camron, NC, Matt Hardy, v.1!! Road Dogg: Well, Matt sure seems full of himself. But are you routing for Erik? Akiko shakes her head. "Well, I'm not routing more or less for either of them. I gave Erik this shot. His first accual event. Not just matches in the gym. He came on my show and he figured he had the balls to talk and act like a bigtimer, so I figured I'll give him a shot. If he wins, then good for him. I'll be proud. If he loses, well.. chalk it up to a learning experience. Afterall, Matt makes a good point. Ribbing backstage is an honored tradition in the business. But some young kid who's basically a nobody starts blasting a big star on the air in front of millions of people? Well, that's just rude. I mean.. talk about ego on Matt's part. Road Dogg: *Shaking his head* You know... I dont' get you sometimes, 'Kiko. I thought you liked Erik. Akiko: Oh I do. We're friends, but I'm just telling it like it is and this is business. Road Dogg: Well, Matt and Erik in the ring, staring at each other. Singles Match Matt Hardy vs. Erik O'Reily Matt Hardy and Erik begin to talk trash at each other and soon, Erik slaps Matt across the face. Matt looks surprised and slaps back. Erik returns the slap. Soon it's an all out brawl, using fists. Matt manages to get Erik down and is punching him. Erik wraps his legs around Matt's waist and squeezes with leg scissors and begins to fight back, soon on top of Matt. Erik grabs Matt's head and hooks it uner his arm, still sitting on Matt's abdomen, and pulls back in a kind of submission hold. Matt flails his arms about and punches Erik in the ribs a few times, prompting Erik to let go. Matt grabs Erik and takes him over into a vertical suplex, not letting go as he lands, turning it into a front facelock. Matt lets go and stands up to pop for the crowd. When he turns around, he's met with a dropkick from Erik. MAtt rolls to his feet to get a DDT and then a Boston Crab. Matt reaches for the ropes and Erik lets go. He pulls Matt up and matt punches Erik inthe face, gaining the advantage again and giving Erik a Tornado DDT. Matt grabs his legs for a Mexican Pin for a 2 count. Erik and Matt are both quick to get up at the same time and both run for clothslines, taking each other down. Erik rolls his hand onto MAtt's chest. 1...2 MAtt easilly kick out when he realizes. Erik and Matt get to their knees and begin slugging away at each other again. Erik manages to suplex Matt and floats over for a 1 count pin. Erik grabs Matt by the hair and begins punching him. Matt kicks a knee up to the side of Erik's face and rolls to his feet. They tie up and go through a series of technical reversals, ending in Erik with a hip toss which Matt easlly rolls out of but sits there as they stare at each other. Perhaps a bit of something in Matt's eyes says that he sees the kid has some talent at least. They go for another tie up and this time, Matt knees Erik in the gut and shoots him to a turnbuckle. Erik reverses the whip and comes back with a clothesline. He pulls Matt back up by the hair and yells, popping for the crowd. He pivks MAt tup in a fireman's carry and seems to be ready to use a G-Bomb! MAtt then wiggles free! He slips down Erik's back and grabs the kid's head in a reverse DDT position. He throws his hand out in his Mattitude gesture... And nails Erik with a Reverse Twist of Fate! Matt covers Erik... 1...2...3! Erik kicks out JUST after the 3 and rolls to his knees, starin gup at Matt, wide-eyed. Winner: Matt Hardy V.1! Matt goes about the ring, popping for the crowd. When he turns back to Erik, Erik has a hand extended. Matt just stares at it... and takes it with a quick handshake. Erik looks thrilled to have been in this position, even if he did lose. The look on Matt's face says that he doesn't really see the handshake as mutual respect, but as a legend letting a young kid shake his hand. They break and leave, Matt leaving last to get a few more pops from the crowd. Road Dogg: Not a bad match at all! Akiko? Satisfied. Akiko nods with a smile. "Sure. Great match, I think Erik learned his lesson, all's well that ends well. And Matt is nice and healthy to get his ass handed to him by Oseiko. >=D! Road Dogg chuckles. "Well, our next match isn't about vendettas, respect, or places in a tournament. We've just got ourselves a great match featuring a legend vs. an up an comer to our show. Akiko: Yep. It's gonna be skilled technique vs. extreme style. Who will pull this one off? Road Dogg: We'll just have to see. "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park cues and Bret Hart come sout with his hand son his hips and a smile. He heads down the ramp and gives his sunglasses away before climbing into the ring. Capetta: Now for the Main event! Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 235 lbs., Bret "The Hitman" HART! Akiko: Listen to this crowd! Road Dogg: They always love a legend. And Bret Hart alwasy gets a great ovation. "Awake" by Godsmack cues and Trish comes out. She's got on a white wifebeater, pink arm stockings, and black baggy jeans. She's covered with blue paint that gloes under some black light and dissapears when she enters real light. She does a HArdy head bob and slides into the ring, taking ot the turnbuckles, flashing Hardy Gunz. She gives one toward Akiko and Akiko returns it. Capetta: And his opponant, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Trish X!! Road Dogg: Partial are we? Akiko: Hey, Trish and I are friends.  Besides, gotta love her more than the WWE version, right?Road Dogg: True. Singles Match Bret Hart vs. Trish X The match starts off simpl;y, with a tie up, followed by a series of technical moves from both parties. Trish adds a bit of flare and speed to hers, though Hart has power and a bit more skill behind his. They match up a little evenly until Trish comes off the ropes with a front dropkick that sends Bret falling back hard. Trish grabs his legs and gives him a wishbone legdrop. She continues to dominate the match for a bit until he turns a DDT attempt into a Suplex. This goes on until she manages to pull off an X-Treme Stratusphere and follows up with a Stratus-Ton Bomb and a pin, barely pulling off a win. Winner: Trish X Trish helps Bret up and in a show of respect gives him a hug and hold shis hand up. He smirks a bit and holds her hand up back before heading to the back. Akiko: Great match. ^_^ Road Dogg: Yep, and a great night of matches. Everyone, this is Road Dogg and Akiko, signing off! Akiko: Watch Riot Rulz! (*FTB*) |