"Stick 'Em Up" by Quarashi as the camera opens to show a cheering crowd applauding like crazy as the fireworks go off to start off High Calibur. Eventually, the camera goes to the announcer's desk…showing Road Dogg and Akiko ready to go.

Dogg: We is back in the hiz-ous, ready to rock the world with another edition of High Calibur. I'm the D-O-DOUBLE G!…

Akiko: And I'm E to the X To the T-R-E-M-E! The NEW EAW Extreme Champ, Akiko!

Dogg: Congrats on your win, but are you ready to see some more action.

Akiko: Sure…always ready to see who I have to probably face with this belt on the line…including Fasha….

Dogg: Heh, she's not on till later…

"Tormentor" by Slayer starts to play, and out from the entryway comes the Big Show.

Akiko: Hmm, I wonder if the air is any thinner up where he is.

Dogg: Big Show with a rare appearance in the EAW again, since his loss to Hulk Hogan back at Aggression.

Akiko: Now THAT was funny, seeing Hogan hand Show his ass.

Dogg: Yeah…but you know that Show's probably been wanting to get revenge for a good while…and he'll take it out…

"Name of the Game" by Crystal Method starts to play next, and to a pretty good reaction comes out Seven.

Dogg: Of this guy!

Akiko: Whoo…the guy that Pamela has wet dreams with, along with that Kou guy. One has to wonder if they're both in his dreams.

Dogg: You go RIGHT ahead and wonder that. Seven now in the ring, and we is underway!

Seven starts out the match by doing hit-and-run tactics on Big Show, hitting him with hard moves and then getting out of Big Show's reach. After a bit though, the Big Show catches Seven…and slowly starts to over-power the young male android. Big Show's weight advantage comes into play as he slams his body against Seven's body in the corner.

The match progresses for a bit with Big Show using his size advantage over Seven…until Seven catches a boot of the Big Show, an ala Rob Van Dam, does a step-over heel kick to his face. Big Show falls down hard, and the rest of the match is all Seven…him ending with a nicely placed Seven's End and getting the 3 Count.

Akiko: WHOO! Seven defeats the Hoss! GO SEVEN! SHOW US WHAT US LIGHTWEIGHTS CAN DO!

Dogg: Heheheh…while Seven celebrates, we're going to the break. Stay tuned, we're only just starting!

COMMERCIALS!

**Commercial Break**

Dogg: Yo, yo, yo! Welcome back, and get ready for
some high-flying action from...well, the girl who made her name trying to
ruin Oseiko's--yet Oseiko wants to try to make friends with her...

Akiko:
Yeah, my semi-ex-sorta-KS mate Oseiko certainly has a soft heart--maybe
head, too. So she's damn lucky she's got that healing factor. Whose she
against?

Dogg: *checks* Mike Sanders.

Akiko: Who?

Dogg: Mike
Sanders.

Akiko: Never heard of him...but...GO MITCH SANDERS!

Dogg:
Mike...

Akiko: Whatever...

Dogg: Blah, way to put over the talent,
Akiko--great job. =P

Akiko: Okay...KICK HER ASS!! KICK HER
ASS!!

--

A generic theme is piped in as Sanders comes out, getting
minimal reaction.

"The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a
ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia...standing
6'1" and weighing in at 230 pounds...Mike Sanders!"

After he gets to the
ring, "The Way You Like It" by Adema begins to play, and the crowd boos
loudly as Arana comes out from the back.

"And his opponent...she stands
5'6" and weighs in at 123 pounds...from the Darkside...Arana!"

Arana seems
to appear almost instantly in the ring, and is ready to dash right at her
opponent, despite the referee holding them apart...

*ding, ding*

vs Arana

Arana pummels Sanders to start, wristlocking him
and kicking him about the upper and lower torso, then putting on a
hammerlock. Sanders elbows free, and manages to send her into the ropes,
hitting a back elbow. Then picks her up and shoulder takedowns her. She
flips up, though, and after the Spider's Bite, picks up and reverse monkey
flips him, rolling him up for a one count. He escapes, german suplexing
her, and bridging over, but she hooks the rope with her leg for the
escape.

Both get up, and a spinning heel kick by Arana catches the
charging Sanders, then she picks him up and hits the Venon Trap combination,
Flipping Legdrop, then showboats, with a foot on the chest. Sanders grabs
and twists the leg, and Dragon Screws her. A series of kicks, with Arana
catching one, but Sanders with the Enzui Giri!!

Sanders springs up, and
tosses her into the ropes, back body dropping her, and hitting a
backbreaker. Kickout by Arana, who dropkicks him over the top ropes, and
hits a springboard plancha as he gets up. Arana with a guillotine across
the safety railing, and a Tiger suplex set up. Sanders breaks free, Russian
Leg Sweeping her, and picking her up and wrenching her in a headlock. She
drives her head-first into the ring bell at ringside, and tosses her back
into the ring. Cover gets a 2 count. He then goes up top and goes for the
moonsault, but Arana gets the knees up, and scoops him up, and sends him
against the ropes...catches him with a Hurracanrana...Sanders blocks, and is
about to powerbomb her...but Arana reverses--VENOM FANG!! She then locks
on the Arana Clutch. Sanders holds on briefly, but taps out soon
after.

Winner by Submission >>> Arana

--

Akiko: DAMNIT!! Oh
well...nice try from the new guy...

Dogg: Arana back to her winning ways,
and with Oseiko's recent winning of the Triple Crown Title, she probably has
strengthened her resolve. Up next! Tag Team action!

"Conflict" by Disturbed cues up. Mighty Molly and Nova walk out, looking ready for action. Nova has on a Green Lantern like outfit. Crysta comes out with them and her outfit (baby T, stockings, her hat, and miniskirt) also have a GL motif.

Molly smiles and gives Nova a kiss on the cheek. Nova smiles and dips her low with a long passionate kiss. When Molly's back up, she's got a huge smile on her face. Crysta taps him on the shoulder and purses her lips and points to herself. Nova just chuckles like it's a joke. they head down to the ring, Crysta a little dissapointed looking.

Capetta: the following match is a Tag Team match. Making their way to the ring, at an unknown combined weight, Nova and Mighty Molly!

Dogg: Well, here comes a team that I think has potential. Not only do they have skills, but also a feisty manager on the outside.

Akiko: And as we've seen, Nova isn't afraid to let that manager do her job, so to speak.

"Bombshell" by PM5K cues and Sonnette and Glenda walk out to it. They look out to the crowd and then to each other with a smile and a "let's do it" nod as they head down the ramp.

Dogg: Now what we got here, Akiko, is the big underdog tag team of the EAW.

Akiko: No argument here, Dogg. I think they might be a Darkhorse candidate for the Tag Titles... until Oseiko and I get back in the show. ^___^

The match starts with Glenda and Nova. They trade off some impressive power moves, trying to one-up each other. They waer each other down some but Nova gets the tag to Molly. Molly manages to use quickness to get Glenda down, and then tries to wrestle her on the mat. Unfortunatly, despite Molly's skill, Glenda gets the better of her there and pulls her over to the corner where she tags in Sonnette and they give her a double suplex.

The fight continues. At one point, Sonnette uses a pornplex on Molly. Molly seems more mortified than hurt. Nova jumps in and kicks Sonnette in the jaw, but the ref forces him back out. Molly goes in to finish things off. She whips Sonnette to a corner and goes for a handspring.

But, while she's flipping, Crysta tosses a chair to Nova and he whacks Sonnette in the back of the head, hard, denting the chair. Sonnette is already out of it when Molly smashes her with the elbow and follows up with a bulldog. Nova yells for Molly to pin her which she does. He runs in and stops Glenda as the ref counts to 3.

Winners: Nova and Mighty Molly!

Molly rolls out and she hugs Nova tight as they head to the foot of the ramp. They celebrate.

Akiko: Wow... looks like Crysta made herself useful again.

Dogg: Yeah, and... wassis? Crysta had that chair and Molly just noticed it. She's holding it up to Nova. They seem to be arguing about it... and th eRefs looking over the ropes and listens in. He sees the chair...

Akiko: Whoa! The ref calling over the time keeper! He's waving his hands.

Capetta: There has been a change of decision. You're winners, by disqualification, Sonnette and Glenda!

Glenda, who was checking on Sonnette, looks around. Sonnette too look sup in a bit of disbelief.

Dogg: Molly is just realizing what happened! She's stunned. She didnt' mean to DQ them.

Akiko: Uh oh.. and Nova looks a little pissed. He's just kinda looking at Molly. He shakes his head and is heading up the ramp. Crysta runs up to join him and Molly slowly follows.

Dogg: Man... poor kid...

**Commercial Break**

Dogg: And welcome back, fans! Up next, it seems we've got a match I'm sure A-Kinky-O wants to keep a close watch on...Fasha vs. X in an Extreme Match.

Akiko: Yup, yup...X is just coming back from his vacation, and maybe he can follow in the footsteps of his half-bro--and I can kick his ass! Muhahahah!

Dogg: ...or, maybe either Fasha or X can take that Extreme Title from you.

Akiko: *Turns away, hugging the title* NO! NO! MINE! MINE! THEY CAN'T HAVE IT!! ^_^

Dogg: Well, we'll find out soon enough. Fasha's had a pretty good record as of late, and X had been pretty lucky prior to his vacation...let's go to the ring...

--

"The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon...standing 5'9" and weighing in at 125 pounds...FASHA!"

Fasha makes her way to the ring, to cheers, as well as some whistles.

"And her opponent...he's a member of Da Pac...he currently resides in Los Angeles, California...standing 6'1" and weighing in at 226 pounds, 'The Wildcard,' X!!"

X comes out and rushes the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and crossing his arms over one another in an "X" symbol.

Akiko: Does that mean Fasha's about to tear her quad? =P

Dogg: Er...I certainly hope not.

Akiko: Heheh...right, right. X or Fash...X or Fash...doh. BRING 'EM ON!! BRING 'EM ALL ON!!

Dogg: Calm down, match hasn't even started yet..

*ding, ding*

The match begins with some heavy hitting right hands from both wrestlers, and X catches a facecrusher off the ropes after an Irish Whip. He sends her into the corner, hitting a snapkick into the chest, a back heel kick, and a springboard axe kick. He pulls her out of the corner with a neckbreaker comboed into a backslide, but she kicks out at one.

Fasha is pulled back up, and X goes for a snapmare, but Fasha blocks, chinlocking them dropping the back of X's neck on her knee. She then drives her knee into the shoulder, and locks on a reverse armbar, pulls him up, and knee strikes him in the back of the end, then drives the point of her elbow into the throat. She whips X into the corner, and lets loose with a combination of boxer-like jabs. Set up for a superplex, but X blocks, hitting a SUPER Tornado Plex from the top to the mat!!

X goes for the cover, but by the time he crawls on top her she escapes just before the two. X then rolls her out to the outside, and procures a kendo stick from ringside, sweeping her legs as she gets up, and then working over the upper back. X grabs a steel chair, and jumping legdrops it across the back. X sets up the chair, and uses it as a springboard to leap onto Fasha--but she pops up and hits the FRANCHISER on him!

She tosses him onto the chair, seated, then actually binds him to it with cables after tying them around his neck. She climbs up on the apron, and runs off, diving into him with a SPEAR!

Cover by Fasha, but despite his predicament, X manages to roll off one shoulder and escape the count at 2. He also wriggles free of the cables. Fasha with a length of chain charges at him, but he grabs it, ducks a swing, and is able to quickly set up and hit a release Aztecaplex, tossing her onto the chair!!

He weakens her with volley of kicks to the upper back, and locks on a Triangle Hold, also using the chair. Fasha struggles to excape, eventually freeing herself, but is single-arm DDTed onto the chair. X climbs the apron and moonsaults off onto Fasha, clutching the steel chair to his chest, and covers, very nearly getting the 3. He then picks her up and goes for the pumphandle spike, but Fasha flips behind him, and bulldogs him into the protective mat. She pulls the steel stairs away from the ringpost, and drops them onto X, then sets his back up against the announce table, and actually drives the steps into his midsection. A cover gets a long two...

Fasha then attempts a Kata Hajime...which manages to bring X down to one knee, but he manages to reach a steel chair, swings it backwards, and cracks Fasha in the skull. He tosses that chair and another one into the ring, and rolls Fasha in. Springboard somersault legdrop gets two, and he picks up Fasha and whips her into the corner, while holding on to her arm. He springs up onto the top turnbuckle, locks his knees around her neck, and flips forward while holding her arms, drilling her face first onto the mat. A twisting moonsault follow up, but Fasha rolls out of the way, making X miss.

Fasha uses the ropes to get up to her feet, and dives at X, driving her knees into his body. She sends him to the opposite corner, aligns a chair, and hits a Diamond Fusion, dropping him onto the chair, and hooking the leg. Long 2, but a kickout. She sets his back up against the turnbuckle, and backflips away...charging in, and going for the Shining Wizard! She hits it, and drags X out of the corner...who just BARELY kicks out before the three. She sets up the chair, and attempts a suplex, but X blocks, and drops her STOMACH FIRST onto the chair!! With her still lying on top of it, he places the other chair on top, and goes up to the top rope. A leaping flip kick from the turnbuckle sandwiches her between the two chairs, and X standing moonsaults onto her. 1! 2! 3!!

*ding, ding, ding*

Winner by Pinfall >>> X

Dogg: And X with a hell of a victory after battling with Fasha!!

Akiko: Well, that was DEFINITELY Extreme...but where was his sickle? Where was the fire?! Where was the massive amounts of blood?!

Dogg: Relax, Akiko...a hell of a way to close the show. And thanks to you for tuning in to High Calibur!!