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High Calibur begins as the fireworks go off.
Road Dogg: Welcome everyone! Tonight, we've got an incredible lineup.
Akiko: Are we really suposed to be a small show? I gotta wonder sometimes with the matches we get.
"Anomaly (Calling Your Name)" by Libra Presents Taylor cues up and Atlantis makes her way out. She pops sexilly for the crowd, stopping at the top of the ramp with her hands over her head with a sinuous dance before making her way down.
Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one-fall. Making her way to the ring, from Orlando Fl., weighing in at 107 lbs., Atlantis!
Road Dogg: What a hottie! But in this match? I mean... Nexus...
Akiko: Well... Nexus is kinda goofy. And you know to never underestimate us small, Asian girls. ^_^
Road Dogg: She's Asian?
Akiko: Yep. She's got black in her, but she was born and raised in Thailand until she was 13. When she was 13, she went to Germany and got her Associate's degree! Young age! O_o! She speaks 4 languages fluently and is into poetry and art. She draws her own mangas. ^^ And she says that while we see her wild with Kou, she's not really that much of a party girl. Somthing about Kou just clicked and that's why she was so fast with him.
Road Dogg: I take it you talked to her.
Akiko: She's nice. ^^
As Atlantis enters the ring, "Wolf" by Iced Earth cues up... but before anything happens, Nexus slides in behind Atlantis fromt he crowd and grabs her from behind with a release german Suplex.
Singles Match
Nexus Dogstar vs. Atlantis
She lands on the back of her neck and flips landing face down. she grabs her neck, curling up a bit. He automatically grabs her by the back of the neck and just slings her across the ring where she gets tangled in the ropes. He runs at her with a splash, the ropes cutting into her as she falls out of the ring. He climbs out after her and the ref starts counting. Nexus lifts her up on his shoulder and gives her a Snake Eyes against the ringpost. He presses her above his head and throws her in. He begins punching and slashing away with his claws and only a couple of minutes in, she's a bloody mess. The Ref has seen enough and calls for the bell.
The Match has been Called
Nexus picks Atlantis up and gives her the Fourth Impact, except he isn't stopping. Just a barrage of powerbombs. After about the 8th, she's gone limp, flopping hard against the mat. He then pulls her up again and lets go, tossing her in the air and catching her in a bear hug. He then chomps down on her shoulder and begins to gnash side to side. Like a shark or wild dog, he's thrashing his head,her shoulder being ripped up into a bloody mess and it even looks dislocated. Unfortunatly, she manages to come round at this time and is screaming bloody murder.
Road Dogg: Dammit!! Someone stop this!!
Akiko: What the Hell has gotten into Nexus!?
Suddenly Kou rushes out from the stage! Sliding into the ring, he grabs Nexus and tries to pry his jaws open to release Atlantis from his grip!
Nexus snarls and is pushed away. "Well if it ain't the little prettyboy come to save his toy. Guess yer the only one that can chew on the bitch, eh?"
Kou steps back... staring at Nexus... then goes to a fighting stance. "I knew I had a bad feeling about this..."
Atlantis is helped out of the ring, leaving a large bloodstain. "Hey, the bitch accepted the match. She thought she'd be able to walk over me like everyone. But I showed her. I showed everyone."
"Well, I'm not going to walk over you..." Kou says. "I'm going to--" suddenly Kou snaps forward with a EXTREMELY stiff thrust kick that catches Nexus in the jaw! "Whoops, just did it."
Nexus is knocked out cold and falls back hung up on the ropes.
Kou looks down at his shoes, Atlantis' blood on them from Nexus' jaws... then at Nexus with a centered gaze. "... I hate doing extra work..." Kou rolls out of the ring as "Supermanic Soul" by Ministry cues up his departure.
Akiko just shakes her head in disbelief.
Road Dogg: Can we take a quick break... gain our composure and clean up th emess in the ring...
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Promos for Holy Wars
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We return and Road Dogg and Akiko have gotten ready to continue.
Dogg: Welcome back to High Calibur and we go from that last bout to a match held earlier.
Akiko: That hotty Vega vs the White Afro Thunder!
Dogg: We now take you to the World Martial Arts tournament stage, where we take you to a nameless announcer.
Fade.
We open back up to an outdoor setting. A large, tiled square fighting area is shown, and a good-sized crowd is in attendance. After a bit, a blonde guy wearing a suit and sunglasses comes onto camera. Announcer: Welcome everyone to the stage of the World Martial Arts Tournament. I'm your host for this upcoming exhibition match, where the World Martial Arts Champion, Mr. Satan, will take on the challenge of a Street Fighter known only as Vega. A fanfare like theme starts to play, and the crowd starts to cheer loudly. Announcer: And here comes the champion himself! Listen to the reaction the current reigning World Martial Arts Tournament Champion, Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan gets into the ring looking around and yelling a primal-like yell while pointing out to the crowd. Crowd: SA-TAN! SA-TAN! SA-TAN! Announcer: And the fans love the charisma of the Undisputed World Martial Art's Champion. He certainly knows how to entertain and he's calling for my microphone. Mr. Satan takes the microphone, and looks out to the crowd. "For all my fans out there, let me reassure you of some things: This low street fighter Vega will NOT be able to take me out. He's dependent on weapons for these matches, and will NOT be using them against me in our fight if he shows up!" Announcer retrieving the microphone)What a statement by the World Martial Art's Champion! And now "Balimos" starts to play from out of nowhere, and to a chorus of boos comes Vega, along with Lusia who is holding a briefcase. Announcer: And here comes Mr. Satan's opponent for this match. Not much is known to me about this Vega person, except he competes in the underground Street Fighter matches. Almost nothing is known about the woman that's coming out with him either and Vega getting into the ring now I believe we're underway!
Martial Arts Match
Vega vs. Mr. Satan
The match starts off with a feeling out process between the two tempting each other with kicks and punches to start. Vega tries to get the first kick in, but is tripped up by Satan grabbing his foot. After this, the fight continues more fiercely, Vega apparently very angry about Mr. Satan upstaging him like that. The two fighters continue to battle with all their might, for the longest time neither of them getting a clear advantage until a hard kick to the sternum by Satan almost sends Vega completely out of the ring. Vega looks pissed and he motions for Lusia to come over. She hands Vega something and slashes at Mr. Satan's face. A horde of people go to pull Vega away, as Mr. Satan holds his bloodied face, just glaring at Vega who is holding his claws up proudly. Announcer:Um...apparently Vega just had himself disqualified from this match! The winner is Mr. Satan!... but I don't know what he's thinking. Thanks for watching!
**Commercial Break** Dogg: Welcome back, everyone, to EAW High Calibur!
And up next, we feature an EAW team vs. a WWE team. The EAW
team...eh...probably not one you're a fan of. Akiko: Eh...the S&M Exhibit
wouldn't exist without the Swan's Nest. They ripped off the idea, the
predictions--I'm surprised they haven't started having guests on.
Oh--wait--no one likes them. Dogg: Heh...well, let's go to the ring
yet!... "Amplifier" by the Deadlights cues up... Capetta: Introducing
first, at a combined weight of 615 pounds! The team of Spike and
Morty..S&M!! Spike and Morty head to the ring to boos. YOUUU
LOOK SOOO...
GOOD TO ME!Capetta: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, from
World Wrestling Entertainment 's Smackdown! brand...accompanied by Rico the
Stylist...they weigh in tonight at 533 lbs...BILLY and
CHUCK! Surprisingly, Billy and Chuck get somewhat of a positive
reaction from the crowd. They hit the ring, and immediately pair off, with
Chuck taking Spike and Billy taking Morty. Tag Team
Match
EAW's S&M vs. WWE's Billy & Chuck Spike dumps
Chuck out of the ring and follows as Morty and Billy are deemed the legal
men. Slugfest between the pair to start as Spike drops Chuck chin-first
across the railing and heads to his corner. Billy takes control on Morty
with right hands, and catches him with a powerslam off the ropes. A pick
up, then military press into a bodyslam to follow up. An attempted bodyslam
is escaped from, and Morty sends Billy face-first into the corner. Rico
tries to make Chuck snap out of it. Tag to Spike, and S&M hit the Skull
Spike to take control as Chuck finally recovers and gets to his corner. A
double suplex by S&M as Morty heads to the outside, and Spike tosses around
Billy, hitting the Hanging Mask to wear him down at one point. He brings
him to S&M's corner where they double team Billy. Spike with shoulder rams,
and a "MAN WHORE!" chant starts for S&M. Spike clotheslines Billy, and
stomps on his chest. He sets him up for the Kenka Kick, but Billy ducks
under, sneaks in a LOW blow, and back suplexes Spike. Kickout, but tag made
to Chuck. Chuck in, and he unloads on Spike, and fires him to the ropes.
Double Clothesline! Back up, and Billy and Chuck send him against the ropes
and Pancake him into the mat! Billy heads up top and hits a flying kneedrop
into the stomach, and Chuck pins him for two. Chuck gets in his face and
talks trash, but is grabbed by the throat, and set up over his head for a
nasty move. Rico distracts the referee, and Chuck in with a kick into the
back to make Billy land on top, getting a two count. Spike manages to make
the tag to Morty, comes in as the two stomp Billy into oblivion. Spike
hoists him up ready for a spinebuster, as Morty hits the Boston Sideswipe,
which he combos into the Flesh Hammer. Long two, and kickout. Rico taunts
Spike, who chases after him... Morty whips Billy into the ropes, and manages
to catch him with a surprise DDT. Morty goes to tag Spike, but he's out of
range. Chuck in, who superkicks Morty as he stands up, and Billy hooks the
leg, but only gets a two due to the ref still being distracted. Billy
manages to tag in Chuck, who helps him to double team Morty, and Billy hits
the Fame-Ass-er on Morty, but Spike breaks it up. Chuck keeps Morty
isolated, until he is able to set up and hit the Code Red on Morty. Rico
trips up Spike before he can make the save, and Chuck pins Morty for the 1,
2, 3! Capetta: The winners of this match, by pinfall...BILLY AND
CHUCK!! Billy and Chuck grab Rico and head to the back as S&M chases
them off.
Akiko grins: I gotta say, I'm glad for B&C over S&M. 
Road Dogg: Heh... go Billy...
Brock's theme suddenly cues and he and Heyman come down the ramp.
Capetta: The following match is scheduled for One Fall. Making his way from Minnesota, weighing in at 295 lbs. and being accompanied by Heyman, The Next Big Thing, BROCK LESNAR!
Akiko: This is an incredible match for our show. I agree with what you said earlier, Dogg.
Road Dogg: This is gonna be a tough slobberknocker, not to sound like a certain fat-ass Okie.
Eighteen's new theme and entrance cues up as she comes down the ramp and into the ring. Crysta is with her and stares at Heyman from outside of the ring. Eighteen is staring Brock right in the face.
Capetta: And his opponant, hailing from the Red Ribbon Army, weighing in at 125 lbs., Eighteen!
Akiko: You know, now that I think of it, hailing from the Red Ribbon Army? That's a worse hometown than WCW Special Forces.
Road Dogg: ... you like getting attacked don't you?
Akiko: Oh come on.. besides, she's all adament about renouncing the monster she was, so why's she so proud of being from the Red Ribbon Army?
Road Dogg...
Singles Match
Eighteen vs. Brock Lesnar
Both monsters go for the tie-up... and both don't budge an inch! The
match see-saws between Brock & Eighteen, Eighteen & Brock. At one point
in the match Brock manages to hit the F5 on Eighteen, only to have the
Digimortal kippup to her feet, shocking everyone, including Brock and
Paul Heyman!! Eventually the two monsters tumble to the outside,
brawling up the ramp and causing a double count-out!
Akiko: Man, they're so intent on just kicking each other's ass that they don't even care that they were counted out.
Road Dogg: Crysta and Heyman are pulling back their charges respectivly. And Eighteen and Brock yelling somthing at each other.
Akiko: It's not over, that's what they're saying. This draw won't last. It's gonna get settled at Holy Wars!
Road Dogg: An event NOT to be missed! Tune in to it, folks. For Akiko, this is Road Dogg. G'night!™ & © EAW, Inc. 2001
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