High Calibur

We get a fireworks display as the camera pans around the audience, who are cheering.

Road Dogg: Welcome everyone to High Calibur! I'm here, and unfortunatly, due to the A-Kinky-O being... gone... so is Pamela Paulshock.

Pamela: Hi everyone! Pam here to give this little show a bit of class.

Road Dogg: Anyway, we have what promises to be a good card lined up...

"Wolf" by Iced Earth cues up and Nexus walks out. He's got on leather pants with tribal designs on them, and his hair in thick dreadlocks.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for One-fall. Making his way to the ring, from Jigsaw, and weighing 300 lbs. Nexus Dogstar!

Road Dogg: This next match is one I've been curious about. The Dogstar Nebula here was scheduled against an unknown opponant.

Pam: It doesn't matter who he faces. He's an idiot.

Nexus enters the ring and grabs the mic. "Finally... Nexus.. HAS COME BACK! To... er... where are we? ... anyway.. Back to HIS SHOW... HIGH! CALIBUR!!" Theres a bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd. "Welcome everyone, to the Dogstar Nebula! I requested this match. And wait til you see who I'm taking on. I'm having a rematch! To show how much I've improved! COLLEY!! GET OUT HERE!!"

"Of Wolf and Man" by Symphony & Metallica cues up.

Road Dogg: WOW! Now this is really... er... huh?

Running down the ramp is a cute little, grey puppy in a dog's cut version of Colley's ring gear. It wags it's tail happilly as it pulls itself up the ring steps.

Pam: ...

Singles Match
Nexus vs. ???

The bell rings and Nexus starts playing with the puppy which bounds and wags it's tail happilly. "Come on boy! you can't get me! You can't get me!"

Road Dog: Hah! This is adorable!

Pam: This is rediculous!

Nexus rolls onto his back, playwrestling the puppy, which stands on his chest. The ref shrugs.

3

Winner: er... Colley... Dogstar...

Nexus blinks... he wasn't paying attention when the puppy got on his chest, pinning him. He sits up and sighs, picking the puppy up and scritching behind it's eay as he somberly leaves

Pamela is laughing. "What a morroon!"

Road Dogg is also supressing a chuckle. "Anyway, we're about to go on to a real match."

"Boom" by POD cues up and Fasha and Molly come out together. Molly has on her Molly Holly type gear. They enter the ring, goin gup opposite corners to pop for the crowd.

Capetta: The following is a tag match. Making their way to the ring, at an undetermined combined weight, Fasha and Molly!

Road Dogg: Certainly a team we never thought to put together, but when you think about it, why not. Speed, technical skill, and power. All rolled into a pair of OH TOO CUTE Bodies!

Pam: Hmmph. Just a couple of mid-carders trying muscle in on the real talent...

"Superstar" by Saliva cues up and David and Kelly Flair show up on the ramp.

Pam: Which is coming out now!

Capetta: And their opponants, at a combined weight of 337 lbs., David and Kelly Flair... Perfection in Motion!

Road Dogg: And out comes the most despised man in the EAW today. And his trashbag, golddigging wife.

Pam: You'd better watch your mouth, burnboy! I'll let David know you said that!

Road Dogg: Fine, tell him! Won't be anything he doesn't already know.

Tag Match
Fasha and Mighty Molly vs. David and Kelly Flair

The match starts off strong. David and Fasha are in first and Fasha takes it to David really hard, though David too manages to hold on and show that love him or hate him (mostly the latter), he does have skills. He manages to be really beaten down at one point however ad in despiration, tags Kelly.

Kelly just blinks, surprised and gingerly gets in. She locks up with Fasha, but Fasha manages to take Kelly done. Fasha dominates this for a few minutes and tags in Molly. Kelly gets a chance to recover some and starts to put up a decent fight against Molly. She begins to choke Molly harshly and Fasha jumps in to help. The ref admonishes Kelly and tries to get Fasha back outside.

With the Ref concerned with Fasha, Kelly whips Molly to the ropes adjacent to her's and David's corner. As Molly hits the ropes, David jumps up with the Extreme Title to the back of Molly's head. Molly stumbles forward, about to fall over anyway, when the Ref turns to see Kelly hit a condition Red and cover. David rushes in, after dropping the belt, to keep Fasha away as Kelly wins it for her and David.

Winners: Perfection in Motion

Pam: See... no-one can stops Gen-Next!

Road Dogg: Especially if there are blunt objects around. Well, coming up, we have a pair of great matches lined up! So stay tuned!

*******Commercal*******

Burt Renolds: I see alot of potention in you boy. I know that you can really make it big in the porn industry. Bigger than John Holmes! Bigger than Dirk Diggler! What's your name kid...
Rowen Atkins: Bean...
Boogie Nights 2
Bean Sac

Cumming This Fall
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Road Dogg: I'm going to ignore that...

Pam: ...

Road Dogg: Anyway, David Flair and Kelly have continued to celebrate and are just now going up the ramp.

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!! WHAT THE ROCK! IS COOKING!!

Road Dogg: MY GOD!

Pam: NO!!

David looks startled... and the music screaches to a stop and is replaced by Shonen Knife's cover of the Ramones classic, "Suzy is a Headbanger".

Pam: What the...

The crowd suddenly errupts as Akiko Nakano steps out, popping like a Hardy, in full Kyouki Shoujo regalia. She's got on a sort of strapless halter top with a white mesh shirt over that, showing her new tattoo.

Road Dogg: YES! IT'S THE A-KINKY-O!!!

Pam: What's she doing here?!

David rushes Akiko, who ducks under and behind, giving him a Sniper on the stage. She grins at Kelly who just stares and opts to not take Akiko on, by keeping far away. Kelly goes to check on David when Akiko heads down the ramp. She stands by the announce table and stares at Pam. "Move... now."

Pam: You can't do this!

Akiko: Your' right... I didn't say the magic word. Move now... BIOTCH!

Road Dogg and the crowd cheers as Pamela reluctantly removes her headphones and leaves, helping Kelly get David to the back.

Road Dogg: Akiko! But.. but...

Akiko: You'll all find out later. ^__^ Anyway, let's get this show finished!

Road Dogg: Right!

"Here Comes The Pain" by Slayer cues and Rash makes his way to the ring to a mix of responses, but really mostly cheers.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for One-Fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing 268 lbs., Rash!

Akiko: Well, goes to show that even if you run with GEN-Next, you can have fans.

Road Dogg: He's a cut above the rest of those losers. They need him. He doesn't need them.

Rey Mysterio's new, WWE music cues up and there's an explosion on the stage. Rey seems to leap out of the smoke from nowhere. He runs down to the ring and right up into Rash's face.

Capetta: And his opponant, representing WWE, Rey Mysterio Jr.!

Road Dogg: That little guys got some spunk!

Akiko: Rey Rey is probably one of my favorite guys over in the WWE. Let's face it, Dogg, I like both these guys and I'm glad I got back for this fight!

Singles Match
Rash vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

Rey Rey starts the match off hard, using his speed to easilly out monouver Rash and get in many speedy moves. Rash is really put to the test as Mysterio all but uses Rash for monkeybars. He's all over the Symbiote, pulling moves out of nowhere it seems. But Rash happens to catch him right where he wants him at one point and plants Mysterio with a Symbiote Slam.

Rey Rey kicks out however. Rash plants him with a few more powermoves before Rey manages to get the advantage again, thanks to getting out of a hold and catching Rash off gaurd. But Rash retaliates a final time, catching Rey with the Final Bite! Rey, panics and gives up, giving Rash the win.

Winner: Rash

Akiko: Ugh! I hate that move!

Road Dogg: Yeah, but scrap one up for EAW at any rate.

"Conflict" by Disturbed cues up and Nova makes his way out, looking as intense as ever.

Capetta: The following Main Event is One-Fall. Coming to the ring, representing EAW! From Silicon Valley, CA, USA, weighing 220 lbs... NOVA!!!

Road Dogg: Here comes the man to represent EAW in this high quality match tonight!

Akiko: He's got ability and he's slowly regaining his fanbase, in my opinion.

Booker T's theme cues up and he steps out on stage. The stage errupts in flame as he throws his hands up and slowly lowers them, staring Nova down from the stage before coming down the ramp.

Capetta: And his opponant, representing WWE, from Houston, Tx, weighing 250 lbs, BOOKER T!!!

Road Dogg: This boy's been held down in the past, and no matter how Nova meant the interveiw, so much of it was true.

Akiko nods. "I gotta admit, I like the Book."

Main Event
Nova vs. Booker T

The two start out equally with lots of rough and powerful moves. Nova tosses Booker out of the ring. Upon entering HIS territory, Nova begins to clean up.

He tosses Booker back in and they go back and forth some more. Nova keeps an upper hand when he perfroms 3 consecutive Swantons, rolling ot his feet after one to run up the opposite turnbuckle and repeating. He begins to dominate Booker with some heavy speed artillery.

Booker begins to fight back though and turns it around with power moves. This back and forth continues until Booker knocked loopy with a kick to the face and is back into the corner.

Suddenly, Goldust appears in a gold and black version of Puperman's outfit with a G on the chest. He's got a red wig and a camera which he slips on Bookers head and around his neck. Booker blinks and turns to Goldust as if to say What the Hell?!

This turns out to be a mistake as Nova kicks Goldust off the apron and spins Booker back around for a Kryptonite Krunch and a pin.

Winner: Nova

Road Dogg: Nova brings the second win of the night to EAW! Booker is slowly rolling out and Goldust is helping him.

Akiko: Goldust better run when Booker comes too. ^^;;

Road Dogg: This is the Road Doggy Dogg for The A-Kinky-O, saying good night and join us next week on High Calibur!

Akiko grins and shoots the Hardy Gunz at the camera.