Some music plays and EAW's logos and colors flash across the screen along with titles of their various shows, like WWE's preshow thing. At the end, a spotlight effect goes across this picture.

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Taped Live at the EAW Arena in Seattle Washington!!

We get a fireworks display as the camera pans around the audience, a bit smaller than the huge venues of Riot Rulz an Mayhem, who are cheering.

Road Dogg: Welcome everyone to High Calibur here in the EAW Arena! This is the Road Doggy Dogg!

Monoka Restu: And joining him as always is Monoka "Lezzies seem to be the trend and those who aren't are prolly in the closet hidin', but I still love the boys and know how they like ridin'" Restu!

Road Dogg: ...

Monoka: ^_-

Dogg: .... ANYHOW! We've got a big show tonight! In the ring, John Smith will lock up with Morty. Then, Calibur's own golden rookies, Honey and Ryan Kendrick will compete to move forward in the Tournament.

Monoka: Then Fasha will take on Mike Sanders. And finally, in the best match of the night, Frosti and David wipe the mat up with Connelly and A-Freak-o.

Road Dogg: In your universe.

Monoka: Hey, it could happen...

The match gets under way with Morty using a series of high power moves, trying to get Smith down and Out. Smith however seems to adapt to Morty's fighting strategy and begins to fight back with a combination of martial arts and technical mat skills. After a 9 minute match, Smith manages to make Morty tap to the Cruel Twist.

Winner: John Smith

The two give each other a quick handshake and tie up. The crowd gives a pop to the start of the match which startles Ryan and gives Honey the first advantage as she grabs Ryan into a headlock and wrestles around into a german suplex. The match goes on as Honey uses lots of mat skill and finesse.

After a bit, however, Ryan starts to forget about the crowd, getting more into the match and fighting back with some technical skills of her own, throwing in some real cruiserweight moves, such as hurricanranas and at one point gets Honey pinned with a Victory Roll, but only gets a 2 count at most.

Honey begins to fight back but Ryan shows a great effort and quite an incredible move as she goes for an irish whip, but jerks Honey back, grabbing her arms, twisting them across her throat and taking her down with a Straightjacket Bomb. Honey, unfortunately, jerks after she hits and immediately grabs her neck, curling up a little, her face contorted in pain. Ryan doesn't seem to notice that her move was a little botched as she grabs Honey's leg and pulls it up, rolling her back on her shoulders.

1...2...3!

Winner: Ryan Kendrick

As the bell rings, Ryan sits there in surprise, her eyes and mouth wide. But before she can celebrate, she looks down and notices Honey, clutching her neck in pain. Ryan then realizes that she botched the move a bit and really hurt Honey bad. She stands up, backing away quickly, her eyes still wide with her hand over her mouth. She starts babbling worried "I'm sorrys" as the EMT's rush out and carefully get out the neckbrace to take Honey into the back to Aerith.

**Commercials**

We return to a scene of Ryan pacing about outside of Aerith's office, worried, though inside, through the door, we can see Aerith healing Honey's neck with no problems it seems.

They circle each other, sizing each other up and Fasha throws a few testing kicks which Sanders easily ducks. Finally, Sander's lunges in, taking Fasha down and wrenching on her arms and shoulder. He continues a technical gameplan, working over her arms and shoulders, which would hinder the use of Celipa's Agony perhaps, and her legs, which hinders her mobility and kicks. Surprisingly, he doesn't go after her tail any.

She takes the abuse until she finds the opportunity to scissor sweep his legs, taking him down and turning the tables. She works him over a little, technically, but soon reverts to more striking methods. She puts her hands on his shoulders them jumps up a bit, landing her knee into his lower back. He rolls over in pain and she gets up, readying a kick as he gets to his knees, but he's ready and catches her foot. He yanks her onto her back and gets up, still holdin her foot. He grabs the other and locks on a Texas Cloverleaf. She battles the ropes and he's forced to let go. He grabs her by the hair and pulls her up, but she fires a shot to his gut. She continues up to her feet and fires him into the ropes. When he comes back, she catches him like a powerslam, but stays standing and lands him on his feet, her behind him and in a swift motion brings him down with Celipa's Agony! SHe holds her shoulder after the work he did on it earlier, but manages a cover.

1...2...3!

Winner: Fasha

Sanders looks disappointed, but nods to Fasha as he leaves.

After a bit, all is ready for the tag match. Michael's music cues up and Michael and Akiko strut out, looking ready for action and ready to work well together. But they have a third that the audience recognizes and Capetta confirms it as he announces, "...Accompanied to the ring by Atlantis Martell..."

Atlantis has on a very sexy, short cut suit dress with lots of cleavage. Akiko climbs a post to pop for the crowd and Michael grins as Atlantis holds up his hand, pointing to his waist, in a premonition. The world now knows who Mikey's new manager is!

Frosti soon makes her way out and glares up at Akiko, who's grinning, bouncing on the ropes, beckoning. But Frosti stays on the stage, to await David.

Suddenly... Eric Bischoff shows up instead. He's grinning wide and almost mockingly.

"Hello, all my wonderful fans and nWo fans as well. I'm afraid I have some bad news. You see, David has some important business. A lot more important that fighting a couple of two-bit losers on a crap B-show like this for morons that are only in the seats because they live around here or happened to be in town. The same moronic Seattle faces we see showing up here every Calibur." There's a boo. "So instead, David decided it wouldn't take much to take you out so he got someone in his stead."

Suddenly, "Irish Boys (Instrumental)" by Tsunami Bomb cues up. It's a fast Irish Jig done with electric guitars that breaks into a heavy punk sound. Then, in his black and white nWo trunks with the clovers on the side, Erik walks out. He has a big grin and mockingly kisses toward the crowd and blows a kiss at Akiko, who looks REALLY pissed. Michael's annoyed too... EVEN Frosti looks majorly peeved.

The match starts off with Michael and Frosti. They tie up and begin a pretty straight forward match, Michael matching his varied skills of technical, mat, and even martial arts against her own tech/speed skills. She manages to hold up pretty well and hits Michael with a hard DDT that leaves him on the mat. Erik reaches in and tags himself in. Frosti blinks. Erik grins and walks around, nudging at Mikey and puts his foot on Michael's chest for a cocky pin, grinning and flicking his tongue at Akiko. Michael then knocks Erik away, rolling over and tagging in Akiko, who hops in and stares down Erik. Erik eeks and quickly runs to his corner... to find Frosti jumping to the floor, with a bit of a grin. "You wanted in!" She reminds him.

Akiko runs in and attacks him furiously, clubbing him in the back of the head. She pulls him back and begins stomping him. He curls up defensively and she runs off the ropes with a sliding dropkick to his back. He archs his back in pain. She pulls him up and hooks him for a suplex but he counters with his foot and suplexes her. He has a bit of a smile on his face now as he grabs her by the hair and punches her hard then whips her to a corner where she drops to the bottom. He grins wide and gives her a Bronco Buster, being sure to really rub it in (in more ways than one). He gets off and turns away, blowing a few more kisses... and Akiko lunges between his legs, splitting the uprights. His eyes go wide and he falls forward. Suddenly, Akiko locks on a new submission hold, the Nakano Twist!. Erik cries out in pain. Frosti reaches in and grabs the ref who turns to jump on her... which makes him miss Erik slapping for the mat to give up. Michael run sin to spear Frosti through the ropes, but Frosti yanks the Ref out of the way and Michael spears him in the back against the ropes! The Ref is out!

Frosti hops down and runs for a chair. Michael gets a similar idea, grabbing for Akiko's belt. They get back in the ring just as Akiko's let go of Erik. Erik's getting up... and Michael clobbers him with the belt just as Frosti slams Akiko in the head with the chair. The legal wrestlers go down! Michael tosses the belt out of the ring and spears Frosti! She puts the chair up to block it, but he just speared the chair into her and they both go through the rope son the outside! Both are so busy brawling there that they don't see Akiko and Erik still out as the ref comes too and counts them out.

1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10!!

Draw by Count Out

Frosti manages to get away from Michael and frowns, dragging Erik off and they stumble up the ramp. The show fades out as Akiko comes round too and Michael and some security are holding her back as she tries to chase Frosti and Erik down....

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