Some music plays and EAW's logos and colors flash across the screen along with titles of their various shows, like WWE's preshow thing. At the end, a spotlight effect goes across this picture.

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Taped Live at the EAW Arena in Seattle, Washington!!

We get a fireworks display as the camera pans around the audience, a bit smaller than the huge venues of Riot Rulz an Mayhem, who are cheering.

Road Dogg: Welcome everyone to High Calibur, here in Seattle's own EAW Arena! This is the Road Dogg Jesse James!

Monoka Restu: And joining him is Monoka, Big is Beautiful and when I shake that ass, the boys can't help but talk real crass, so don't think I'm some skinny whore, cuz unlike Torrie's lovers, mine don't sleep on the subway floor, Restu!

Road Dogg: Please... I just ate.

????? cues and J.C. Stone comes out. He flexes his arm, sshaking them out, getting ready as he climbs into the ring. He raises his arms to the crowd, who cheers and waits for his opponant.

Kari: The following mtch is one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing ??? lbs, and hailing from ????, J.C. STONE!!

Road Dogg: J.C. Stone coming out now. He's been away a bit and is back and ready to make his next big run. And this time, he plans on making it work.

Monoka: Well, he's cute and strong. And he's got Sasori with him, in a way. So add to his own cache of moves and talent, he's got Sasori's too. I'd say it's unfair, but who cares when it's up against his opponant.

???? cues now and Derek Walker comes out. Shi bounces a bit and waves. The fans cheer for hir as she hops into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.

Kari: And hailing from ????, at ??? lbs., Derek Walker!!

Road Dogg: Another wrestler who was big back in the day, in the middle of a new run.

Monoka: Oy... Shi's a freak. I hear she's into some REALLY kinky stuff... I'm talking about freakshow sex. You should hear the rumors...

Road Dogg: No I shouldn't. I ignore it. People like you are what caused Erica to jump out of the window. Thank God Derek saved her. I say that if they're happy, go for it.

Derek began with some quick hits but JC Stone countered with a shortarm tilt-a-whirl side slam and then a judo hip throw, already mixing in what he knows and what Sasori knows. Stone then followed up with a scoop reverse DDT, another one of Sasori's moves, and then a straightjacket bomb. But Derek got the upper hand with a quick flip and a powerful clothesline. Derek moved in for the attack but JC countered with a wicked running DDT that actually embedded Derek's horn into the mat! JC did pull hir from it though, but Derek quickly retaliated with a DDT of hir own! Following it up with a backdrop, Derek continued on the offensive, throwing an awesome spinning kick to Stone's face! Then grabbed Stone in a bearhug and was about to lock on the Endless Hunger. But Stone grabbed Derek's jaws before shi could envelop him! Stone showcased his strength, fighting his way out of the hold before it could be fully applied and out of desperation, kicked Derek in the groin when the ref wasn't looking!! With Derek stunned JC dropped hir with the Stonedriver Bomb but managed only a two-count! Stone was quick to keep Derek down and then locked on the Zero Tolerance!! Derek was about to tap out when suddenly the lights went out in the arena! When they came back on... a figure dressed in black with white and black facepaint stood in the middle of the ring with an unconscious JC Stone at her feet!! Derek, recovered from the Zero Tolerance went to confront this mysterious figure but then stopped short when she pulled a gun on hir! The facepainted girl then bowed extravagantly and rushed into the crowd before security could get to the ring in time. Decision: No contest

Road Dogg: That was a tough match, but interrupted by that strange girl. And that color scheme....

Monoka: Hey! Don't look at me. That wasn't nWo. We've got other matches to worry about. ^_-

Road Dogg: I'll bet. Anyway, stay tuned, folks.

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Commercials

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"Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie cues up and X steps out. He grins and has his Triple Crown title on his shoulder. He looks to the crowd and holds it high as the crowd pops. He then runs to the ring and slides in, taking to a turnbuckle to get more pops.

Kari: The following match is a Non-Title One Fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 226 lbs, hailing from LA, the EAW Triple Crown Champion, X!!

Road Dogg: X, our disgruntled 3-C champ. He's got the belt at this official non-title match. But the word is that is Mike wins, then X will give the title up, making it his own title match.

Monoka: X certainly seems to be the posterchild for the stereotype that cute equals dumb.

Beethoven's "Heroique" cues up and Mike Sanders makes his way out. He looks determined and heads straight to the ring, eyeing X, who eyes back, pacing and getting ready. Sanders is getting a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Kari: And his opponant, weighing 230 lbs., hailing from Atlanta, GA, Mike Sanders!

Road Dogg: Mike Sanders is coming out looking very cool and calm. Like an Iceman maybe?

Monoka: Oh, I get it. Cool, Iceman, Dean Malenko. Well, it's true that Sanders has been developing a pretty intense technical style. He's been training with Molly, who in turn, learned how to wrestle from Dean Malenko. So, Dogg, Molly looks up to Dean as a father figure. How much do you want to bet that part of Mike's reasons for developing this style and persona is to impress Molly? Everyone's noticing them.

Road Dogg: I'm gonna remain quiet about that...

Sander's rushing in with a kick to X, but X ducks it, grabbing Sanders into an armdrag takedown and moves it into a headlock. Sanders grabs X's arm and powers up, giving him an arm wrench. X then flips, loosening the torque on his arm and drops to his knees, sweeping Sanders to the mat. While Mike is down, X Dropkicks Sanders. Sanders rools up to his feet. They begin to circle each other. X is the first with a Roundhouse to Sanders' head and then a second, following up with a DDT! As Sanders is rollin gin pain, X takes a karate stance, taunting a bit. He then drops an elbow across Mike's sternum and pops up going for a standing Moonsault-- but Mike rolls out of the way.

X up and throws a karate kick to Sanders', but he dodges and gets X in a hammerlock. X struggles and reverses it, giving Mike an Arm Wrench followed by a hook kick. Sanders' is knocked back. X goe to tie up with him, but Mike ducks under X's grab and grabs X, giving him a Shinbreaker. He then elbow drops X's knee, showing a plan, taking out that leg. He pulls X up and take shim back down with a Falcon Arrow.

Sanders' whips X to the ropes and follows with a Spinning Heel Kick which sends X over the top rope. Nothing happens outside, as X gets back in as the ref counts 2. Sanders' grabs at the prone X, but is kicked away. X gets up and goes for a clothesline. Sanders ducks then hops on X's shoulders with a Hurricanrana into a Pin!

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Winner by Submission: Mike Sanders

Road Dogg: And Sanders wins!

Monoka: And he seems eager to take X up on his title exchange. X telling the time keeper to hand him the belt. Uh oh, but X confronting Sanders... a little extra action?

Road Dogg: Nope, check it out. X shaking Sander's hand and... what the... Sander's music stopping and... Donnie B?!

Donnie B appears on the rampway. "Whoa whoa! Hold on here!" The crowd is booing as the co-commissioner heads toward the ring. "This was a Non-Title match! And yes, X, you were talking about making in a Non-Sanctioned title match? Well, let's look at that, shall we? Non...sanctioned. That means it's not sanctioned. And who sanctions these things?" Donnie grins and RVD thumb points as the crowd boos.

Road Dogg: Donnie B getting into the ring... can't say that it's smart, considering the looks on Sanders' and X's faces.

Monoka: I gotta agree with you for once.

"That's right. You can't just pass the belt like your ex-girlfriend X..." He then thinks. "Or one of your two new girlfriends, for that matter."

Sanders accually grabs X's shoulder to hold him back.

Donnie continues. "You see, there's more to title changes than just handing it over. There's paperwork, record changes, etc. And that requires manhours and extra work. You think that just because you feel noble, we're going to go through that trouble? No." He snatches the Triple Crown belt from Sanders. This time, it's X holding Sanders back. "This title is yours X. Dont' know why you don't want it.. but.. sorry. You're the champ." He grins and drapes it over X's shoulder and pats it. "If you want a title match, then go about the normal routes. Don't... go over my head..." Donnie B glares into X's eyes as "Here Comes The Money" cues up and Donnie leaves.

Road Dogg: X and Sanders are fuming! But cooler heads prevailed and fortunatly they didn't attack Donnie. That man would make them pay. Stay tuned!

**Commercial Break**

"Conflict" by Disturbed cues up as we come back from break..

Dogg: Welcome everybuddy back to High Calibur, we're live from Seattle, Washington!

Monoka: Yeah, and although as an nWo member I have to say we have no stake in this match, it should be interesting nonetheless. Watching two EAW Wrestlers fight, especially former lovers, is quite interesting.

Dogg: Up next now, we've got the Hardcore Hero himself, crimefighter by day, wrestler and mack-daddy by night, Nova!!

Kari: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, he is accompanied by Crysta Sparks, from Silicon Valley, California. Standing 5'10" and weighing inat 220 pounds...NOVA!!

Dogg: Nova sportin' the green and black--I'm down with that. Crysta in the sexy Mighty Molly-ish shirt and skirt--I am UP with that!

Monoka: Geez, I know she's an android and she was made that way...but geez, she's got no meat on her bones.

Dogg: Eh, you're just jealous. =P

Nova boosts Crysta up on his shoulder, and sets her up on the apron, then she climbs in the ring as she gets up and poses on the apron. Crysta hugs him from behind, then Nova climbs in the ring as Crysta claps for him.

"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic(k) begins to play, and the crowd continues to cheer..

Kari: And his opponent, from Mobile, Alabama; standing 5'7"...weight unknown...Molly Holly!

Monoka: Weight unknown--gee, I wonder why...*rolls eyes*

Dogg: Oh come on...that's a nice booty, there! Molly is, not surprisingly, a favorite of Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Monoka: Yeah, yeah...the "1 Girl Revolution" is here. Uh oh, she's not going to brainwash Brutus Beefcake to be her lacky is she?!

Dogg: A cookie to anyone who got that joke...

Monoka: Mmmm...coookie...

Dogg: Molly getting in the ring, and these two looking a little nervous.

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Dogg: There's the bell--

The match starts off fast and furious, as the two lock up in a knucklelock, and Nova begins to overpower Molly, headbutting her into the forehead. Molly dropkicks him to the mat, still holding on, and yanks him back up to his feet, flipping up on him in a Hurracanrana position.

Dogg: Nova in trouble here--NO! Powerbombs her to the mat!

Monoka: If Nova didn't do SOMETHING there he'd have some 'splainin' to do.

Molly is pulled up by Nova, suplex attempt blocked, and Molly goes for an arm wringer, turning it into a hammerlock. Nova powers free, and Molly kicks him in the midsection, going for a swinging neckbreaker off the ropes, but Nova blocks, almost countering into a Spin Doctor. Reverse suplex attempt by Nova, but Molly lands behind, attempting a roll up--

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Monoka: Molly sends Nova into the corner--BUTT SLAM--a classic Samoan move! Molly now with the handspring--into a back elbow!! Follows up with a bulldog!!

Dogg: But Crysta pulling Nova to safety!

Nova shakes the cobwebs out, and slides back in carefully.

Dogg: Looks like an offer to tie up...

Monoka: EYE POKE NOVA!! EYE POKE!!

Dogg: Lock up--

Monoka: Darn...

Molly knees Nova in the stomach, attempting the Northern Lights, but Nova stops it, hitting an Atomic Drop on Molly. Clothesline attempt--Molly counters--hitting the Straightjacket Suplex?!!

Dogg: WHOA!! Borrowing a move from Mexico there, Molly definitely suprising Nova. But foot reaching the ropes, and Nova gets a break.

Monoka: Note to WWE, that would be an appropriate move for Victoria. =P

Nova gets up in daze, laying on the ropes. Molly comes towards him, and gets a surprise kick in the stomach. Nova knees her in the stomach, then hits a bulldog into a knee to the face to put her on the mat! Nova hits the ropes, senton splashing Molly! Off the ropes again--monkeyflip by Molly, whop kippups. Both hit the ropes--Molly leapfrogs over Nova, but a thrust kick catches her unaware, and Nova Spinning Heel Kicks her to the mat! Cover, and a two count by Nova...

Dogg: This is getting intense in a hurry, and the pace has quickened. Crysta now trying to rally the crowd behind Nova...

Nova pulls Molly up, setting up a Novacaine--but takes too long, and Molly hiptosses him, pulling him up, and uses an over the shoulder armbreaker. She thrusts her shoulder into his shoulder joint, then whips him into the corner...

Dogg: CHARGING SHOULDER into the midsection!! Again--backflip by Molly--Nova charging out--drop toe hold by Molly! Spinning armlock wrenching that arm further, and an elbow into the back! Nova pulled up, and a backdrop--blocked by Nova--quick kick--into the Fireman's Carry...NECKBREAKER!!

Monoka: Thankfully, Nova isn't handling Molly with kid gloves--this is a helluva match!! Now lay in a solid right cross into the jaw!

Dogg: Eh, I don't think that will be happening. =P Cover by Nova--

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Nova locks on a headlock, taking over Molly, then taking her over for another. Molly shoves him against the ropes, shoving him off. Molly charges in, diving between the takes and schoolboying him over--2 Count!! Nova gets up quickly, shocked, and is prey to a wristlock backdrop! Scissored armbar by Molly, and she pulls back on the hold hard. Nova attempts to power his way up. Another armwringer by Molly, and Nova rams Molly's head into the turnbuckle to escape as he shakes out his hurt arm.

Dogg: Nova trying to shake off the damage, and flipping Molly around, Going up top now, and hitting a perfect Frankensteiner! Nova climbing the top rope again--the guillotine legdrop right across the neck--

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Monoka: Ooooh--this is great! Loving this!!

Dogg: Nova pulling up Molly--backbreaker!! Now setting up a reverse DDT!--counter here, though--NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!--

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Monoka: Whoa...Bubblebutt has more strength in her than I figured. Now getting up, and looks like a set up for a tornado DDT armbreaker--no, headbutt by Nova--jockying for position--Nova shoved out of the way--Molly going for the--MOLLY GO ROUND AS NOVA GETS UP!!

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*ding, ding*

"One Girl Revolution" cues up again...

Kari: The winner of this match, by pinfall...MOLLY HOLLY!!

Dogg: Molly helping up Nova--and a big hug! Awww!

Monoka: Bleeeeeeeh. =P

Dogg: Oh yeah--nWo members are allergic to sportsmanship.

Monoka: Allergic? Naw...just feel it's unnecessary when it concerns EAW wrestlers.

Crysta gets in the ring, and they do a quick group hug as the fans cheer. As Molly waves to the fans Crysta sneaks behind and gives her a wedgie!

Monoka: HA!! Now that's more like it!

Dogg: Well, it's all in jest--I think. Well, there's more to come on High Calibur, folks so stay with us!!

**Commercial Break**

The camera opens to show Akiko at the mirror. She's buttoning up her shirt. She's in all new gear. Blue-jeans with her designs and a spinal looking design up the right leg. She's got new looking arm stockings, and a white, sleeveless, button up Chinese style shirt with a replica of her tattoo on the back. She grins. "About time to knock 'em dead."

"Good luck on the match...I kinda wanna see you take on Oseiko in the finals," Michael greets, from just behind her--apparently she didn't hear him come in.

She jumps. "YAA!! O_O" She spins around, grabbing her chest. "Don't do that!!" She punches him in the arm. "Oseiko does it enough."

"Sorry. ^_^" Michael chuckles. "Living with a ninja, ya know...it can get contagious, I suppose," he pats her on the back.

She smirks. "So you want to see me fight Oseiko? No problem. I mean, she doesn't like fighting friends, but.. man, it's the business. Besides, that shows trust, to fight a friend, because they're gonna make sure not to hurt you too bad. They'll take care of you. Though... heheh... Trish and I really ripped into each other didn't we? " She sighs. "Though... I do need to fight Oseiko. Maybe smack her around a bit. She's acting like such a child! Thinking that flashing her bits makes her look grown up and respectable? MAN! Has she been in my stash?! Er... that is.. when.. I had a stash..."

"...er..." Michael blinks. "Well, it's not that I want you to fight Oseiko as much as I think it would be a great match," Michael clarifies. "but...wanting to pose nude for Playboy...to try to blackmail me into saying that Torrie isn't a slut?" Michael exclaims. The fans in attendance cheer at that announcement.

Akiko blinks. "... " She looks around.

"...great, they encourage it, of course," Michael sighs.

Akiko frowns and flips her middle finger off in a general all around gesture. "Yeah..." She then adapts a goofy voice. "I'm the fans. Duhuh! Oseikos boobies! YAY! Huhuhuhuh! God the fans are stupid."

"Yeah..." Michael shakes his head. "I don't know whether to blame them, Oseiko's impulsiveness, or Vince McMahon. Although they all share some blame."

Akiko nods. "Guh... you know that if Oseiko sees this, she's gonna start getting mad and upset at me now. Ya know what? I don't care. If she's got the mentality of a person that would pose for Playboy for petty reasons... then... I just can't respect her." She sighs. "I can't be friends with her like that. I love her but... " Akiko sits down, putting her face in her hands. "I could never look at her and see her the same way. She won't be the Oseiko I love. She'd be something... something I don't like to associate with... meaning... we'd be over... even Kyouki Shoujo."

"Even if she did do it, I'd love her all the same...but I would still dislike her doing it," Michael says. "Well, anyway, I'll be glad to help watch your back. Since Steve is nWo now.."

Akiko sighs. "Damn... I can't beleive that of Austin..." She then blinks. "OH!" She suddenly seems a bit giggly. "Uhm... ^^;; I found this on my door today. ^^" She hands him a note.

"Dear Ms. Nakano,

Upon learning about your tournament match with Steve Austin, and remembering the No DQ stipulation, I feel it is my duty to keep an eye on that match and keep the new World order from having a decisive hand in the result of the match.

Train hard, though, and see to it that the last hope of the nWo in this tournament is extinguished. I would sooner like to see a competitor of your caliber challenge for the title rather than one of David's hand-picked challengers.

Sincerely,

The Black Scorpion," Michael reads. "Well, this will definitely help even the odds," Michael nods, smiling.

Akiko giggles. "Yeah.... He's so cool..." She then blinks and wipes the giggly smile off her face. "Er.. anyway. It'll be nice to have you two helping,"

"Right..." Michael chuckles, then gives her a hug, "Well, go out there whoop some rattlesnake butt....do snakes have butts?" Michael scratches his head.

She grins. "I'll stomp on his tail."

"Okay then, do that," Michael pats her on the back, then heads out of the room.

"Japan" by Re-Venge cues up and Akiko runs out. She spins around, with her arms out before rushing the ring. Once there, she climbs the ropes and throws her arms up in the Gunz. As she does so, the remaining three posts blast up pyro.

Kari: The follow match is a no-DQ, Semi-Finals match for the #1 Contender Tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing 135 lbs, hailing from Osaka Japan, Akiko Nakano!!!!

Road Dogg: It the A-Kinky-O! She's back! We missed her and she's back. MAybe she'll take over the High Calibur Color seat again too.... *he looks over to Monoka* .... Oh please oh please oh please oh please....

Monoka: Oh shut up. :P

"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed cues up and Austin storms out. He gets mixed reactions, despite his nWo turn. He gets in the ring and storms across to a turnbuckle, glaring at Akiko as he passes her. He repeats this to each turnbuckle as is his custom.

Kari: And her opponant, making his way to the ring, weighing 241 lbs., from Victoria, TX, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!

Road Dogg: Austin looks ready. This is gonna be a helluva match for Akiko. Even without nWo interferance.

Monoka: Just WHAT are you implying, Dogg?

Road Dogg: Oh, nothing...

Dogg: There's the bell, and Austin exploding with fists afire!!

Monoka: These normally would be illegal, but in a No DQ match--!

Dogg: Yeah, yeah--as legal as a wristlock...

Austin barrages Akiko with knees, chops to the chest, and than puts her down on the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Akiko gets up in a hurry, and catches him with a spin kick, hard kicks into the back, and a spinning heel kick. Austin bails, and Akiko follows, with Michael and the Scorpion staying out of it for now. Akiko leaps up on the railing, and runs along it, hitting Austin with a forearm, but as she rolls up to her feet, Austin hiptosses her onto the hard concrete floor.

Austin grabs some cables from underneath the mat, and chokes Akiko with it, then tossing her in the ring.

Dogg: Austin a master of dirty fighting, and scooping up Akiko--SHOULDER BREAKER! Now Austin getting in her face--pops her the middle finger!

Monoka: Brilliant strategy! We know how hot-tempered Akiko can be, and making her lose sight of her objective is a smart way to wrestle her.

Dogg: Austin pulling her up now--LOW BLOW by Akiko! Well, when it comes to fighting dirty, Akiko can handle the best of 'em.

Akiko hits a spinning neckbreaker on Austin, and stomps on the back of the neck. She runs to the ropes, flipping forward with a legdrop. Cover by Akiko, and a one count only.

As Austin gets up, Akiko catches him, snap suplexing him over. She goes up to the top rope, but Austin manages to throw his body onto the top rope, making her lose her balance. She isn't crotched on the top rope, but gets her leg caught in the ropes. Austin takes advantage, and grabs her by the hair and slams her face into the turnbuckle, leaving her hanging upside down. He then charges in with a baseball slide into the corner.

Austin brings a steel chair into the ring, and yanks Akiko off the corner, stomping on her ankle. He then puts the ankle between the sections of the chair..

Dogg: Austin climbing to the top rope--with intentions to break Akiko's ankle--!!

Monoka: Black Scorpion pulling her to safety though! Damnit, what's with the interfence now? And they got on our case about the nWo doing it?

Dogg: All it did was prevent a very serious injury. Although there may be some damage done there when he caused Akiko to slip up. Removing that chair now, and Akiko definitely looking pissed...

Akiko climbs back in, but Austin kicks away at the vulnerable ankle, kicking it out from underneath her, then chop blocking her from behind. He then switches to a headlock, taking her over with that, and locking on a Boston Crab.

He particularly pulls back hard on the ankle. Akiko tries to fight out but the grip is powerful. Akiko begins to wiggle loose of the grip, getting her left leg free enough to kick Austin in the face. It shakes Austin off--

Akiko gets up, and whips Austin to the ropes, drop toe holding him weakly. A leap off the ropes and an elbowdrop again targets the neck. She whips Austin to the ropes, charging in--but Austin puts the boot up--too early--Akiko grabs the leg--draping it between the ropes, and then doing the same to the other...

Monoka: NOOO!! This has GOT TO BE A DQ!!

Dogg: NOT IN THIS MATCH!! And--the Black Scorpion tossing his bad to Akiko--running start--SWINGBATTABATTA--

Monoka: AHHH!!!

Dogg: OUT OF THE PARK!! Akiko with a huge swing where it HURTS!! And Akiko firmly in control!!

Akiko hits a running bulldog out of the corner--and covers--

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Akiko looks frustrated, but sets up Austin for a Tornado DDT--but Austin blocks, spinning around and hitting a spinebuster!! He climbs to the second rope, drives the elbow into the sternum, and pulls up Akiko, scooping her up for an Inverted Piledriver--and HITS IT!!! Cover by Austin--

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Austin pulls up Akiko. Akiko kicks back, although her right leg is damaged--Austin catches her with an eye poke, than Irish Whips her to the ropes--LOU THESZ PRESS!!--right hands by Austin--and Austin pulls her back up--kick--caught by Akiko--goes for a stepover kick--Dragon Screw counter by Austin! Both of them back up--Austin going for a German Suplex, but Akiko lands behind Austin, setting her up--OSAKA SNIPER!!!

Dogg: Out from the back now--Bullwhip and Akira Hokuto of the nWo! Michael and Akiko cutting them off--Akiko trying to crawl over for the pinfall--

Monoka: The nWo coming out to aid Stone Cold--OUT FROM THE CROWD THOUGH--

Dogg: FROSTI IN THE RING AND HITS A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK on Akiko!!

Monoka: Well...hm, so maybe this is her way of saying she wants in? Akiko getting up--HITS HER AGAIN!! Wait, now coming into the ring--SAVVY!?!

Dogg: Savvy from behind!! Whipping Frosti into the ropes--CHAIRSHOT to the face!! And Savvy going up top...that chair in hand--

Monoka: Austin getting up, not knowing what the hell is going on here--FROSTI DUCKING--AUSTIN TAKES THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE!! And Austin just got Van Daminated! Well, I think she just screwed herself out of possible membership...

Frosti clotheslines Savvy over the top rope...Akiko crawls towards Austin, laying on top...

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*ding, ding, ding*

Capetta: The winner of this match, and finalist in the EAW World Title Shot Tournament--Akiko Nakano!!

Dogg: Akiko will be going to the finals to meet Oseiko for the title shot at Split Second! And the nWo is officially out of the tournament!!

Monoka: DAMNIT!! DAMNIT!!

Dogg: Well, it didn't end quite like I'd like it to have, but nevertheless, Akiko has advanced to the finals! See you next time, folks, for the winner of the tournament!! This is Road Dogg, for Monoka Restu--goodnight everybody!

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