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The Quote Page

Welcome to the one and only infamous quote page. The quotes you read here may be some of the stupidest things you've ever read in your life. However, to the people involved who know the entire story....it's just downright hilarious. In most cases, you just had to be there.

If you want to see the all-time classic quotes, click here.

"Hey, what grade are you guys going to be in?" ~ Derek, looking a little wasted in the back of Brian's truck.
"Uhmm....seniors?" ~Megan, Deanna, & Kt with confused looks on their faces.
"YESSSSS!" ~Derek, excited about becoming a senior.

"It's DUCK-MAN!" ~Kevin & Colby making fun of Deanna, Lorraine, and Kt after hearing a strange duck/car door sqeaking noise in the park late one night.
"It didn't quack....it was like my car door squeaking..." ~Deanna, explaining to Zach what exactly the mysterious noise was.
"Well how can it be a duck when it didn't quack!?" ~Zach getting all riled up about *dum dum dum* Mr. Duck Man
"Lorraine was the one who called it a duck! She's not from Nebraska...she doesn't know what Nebraska ducks sound like! Give her a break!" ~ Deanna...debating with Zach about the mysterious noise.
"Duck man....he don't give a f*ck man..." ~Kevin creating new lyrics for the soon to be Duck-Man song.

"Oh those damn miscalculations!" ~Crissie, playing Tetris....having problems with the "miscalculations"

"Are they Firestone™ tires? They might explode..." ~ Zach, inquisitive about Deanna's tires and watching out for Kevin's safety.... *Kevin looks closely at tires* "Nope they're Dominators™...don't worry, we're okay now."
"Yeah, well that's great. You're still not driving my car." ~Deanna, refusing to let Kevin burn the rubber off her Dominator™ tires.

"Harry Potter is ruining my life!" ~ Crissie, explaining to the world that Harry Potter is ruining her life.
"Oliver Wood! Hot DAMN!" ~ Deanna, expressing her opinions on the hotness of Oliver Wood in the new Harry Potter movie.

"I cannot wait to write fun and educational articles for my fellow students." ~ Sarah S. showing her excitement about becoming a Scoop staff member.

"Quotes are fun and educational." ~ Sarah (LiL Bear) expressing her enthusiasm for Kt's Quote Page.

"Please excuse the interruption..." ~ Pam Schmid at school when she interrupts our learning experience for an important announcement that usually no one ever listens to. (Special thanks to Sarah S. for donating this quote.)

"I love you!!" ~ Guy Beringer expressing his feelings to all the attractive women he sees in South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas.

"Kids are more outspoken today. Sometimes this may be good and sometimes it is not. They also don't show much respect." ~Margaret, the bus driver who we always thought was going to kill us....expressing her thoughts on the youth of today.

"I don't know whether to laugh or cry." ~Guy upset with himself for actually laughing at one of Kt's stupid jokes.

"Look, that lady looks like an overgrown caveman with a beard." ~Paul at last year's Butler County Fair.

"There's no ferris wheel? This is a ghetto fair..." ~Kt & Crissie commenting on this year's Butler County Fair.

"I don't like what you're saying." ~LiL Bear, upset with Josh for things he was saying about Big Bear.

"Bear, I don't like these socks...they're gold on the inside." ~Katie, complaining about Bear's socks he bought at Wal-Mart.
"Oh geez, I'll fix them for you." *rips out gold thread* "There. Are you happy now?" ~Guy, upset with Katie's comments about his socks.

"Fine! I'll just go change my shirt then!" ~Guy, upset that everyone was making fun of his shirt.
Ten Minutes Later...
"What happened to your shirt?" ~Katie...confused about Bear's shirts.
"I changed it because everyone was making fun of me!" ~Guy, upset with his shirt issue.

"My pop could kick your ass's pop.....wait a minute...." ~Katie trying to talk smack to Deanna at Taco Bell™.
"Ha ha ha, you're stupid." ~Lorraine, making fun of Katie.
"Shut up, you try and say it..." Katie defending herself from Lorraine.
"My pop could kick your papa's ass." ~Lorraine, proving that she can't talk smack either.

"If we have a baby girl, let's dress her like Little Debbie." ~Lorraine, declaring her future plans for her children.

"Mr. Griffiths....if the clock falls on you or something....I'll take over." ~Brad, assuring Mr. Griffiths that he would take over if something ever happened.

"I think she likes me...." ~Mr. Couch bragging about his big pimpin' with the foreign exchange student.

" 23 + 23 is not 46....is it?" ~Lorraine, being smart

"The CIA is the FBI undercover..." ~Lorraine, explaining the difference between the FBI and the CIA

"Oh! Look at the heart!" ~Crissie, checking out the heart on the webpage about Bear's medicine.
"That's not a heart, it's a stomach." ~Bear, correcting Crissie.

"Sarah, stop eating my air freshner." ~Bear, in Columbus when LiL Bear kept biting the vanilla air freshner which was in the shape of a foot.

"Look! A pickle in a pouch!" ~Deanna when she saw, for the first time, a pickle in a pouch.

"Frank...move your ass over!" ~Crissie showing Frank who's boss at the lunch table.

"Dude, that guy at the end of our row is shirtless!" ~Crissie, letting everyone know that there was a shirtless guy at the end of our row at the SR-71/Nine Days/Vertical Horizon concert.
"Hot Damn!" ~Deanna, after checking out the shirtless guy at the end of our row.
"Dude, he's like 30." ~Katie, after checking out the shirtless guy at the end of our row.
"The cash register doesn't care if he's 30, CHA-CHING!" ~Crissie, letting everyone know that the cash register doesn't care if he's 30.

*points at hot blonde haired guy with the Security shirt on* "CHA CHING!" ~Crissie, letting the hot blonde guy know that she was checkin him out.

"No, don't take me home. I'm not getting out of this car." ~Little Bear, complaining to Big Bear about not wanting to go home.

"I'm blocking you out if you haven't noticed." ~Katie, when Deanna & Bear were giving her a hard time in FST.

"Oh no, my brother's not a fruit, is he?" ~Little Bear at the volleyball game, concerned about her brother.

"Dustin doesn't have anything on under there." ~Bear, informing us about Dustin and his toga.
"WHAT!?! I want to see that!" ~Crissie, after she found out that there was nothing under Dustin's toga.

"I think LiL Bear's Rosacia killed her." ~Katie, concerned about LiL Bear at the volleyball game.

"I have diabetes! I need insulin!" ~Liz, when her diabetes were acting up at the football game.

"Colby Slonecker is hot." ~Greta at the football game, drooling over Colby.
"Yes!!" *high five* ~Crissie, happy that Greta agreed with her.
"He looks like a squirrel." ~ Deanna, sharing her comments about Colby.
"No, he looks like a mouse." ~Katie, sharing her comments about Colby.

"Brown squirrel, brown squirrel, shake your little tail. Brown squirrel, brown squirrel, shake your little tail. Take this acorn and shove it up your nose!" ~Bear, Deanna, Liz & Maggie doing the Brown Squirrel song at the football game.

"Go Winky, Go Winky, Go Go Go Winky!" ~Lorraine, Crissie, Maggie, & Liz, cheering for their favorite coach.... "Winky"
"Stop doing that cheer! My Rosacia is flaring up because of it!" ~Deanna, concerned about her Rosacia.

"Popcorn is so neat. Fun to make and fun to eat." ~Katie, singing the popcorn song.

"Where do I go? Where do I go?" ~Little Bear, after Deanna told her to go cut her surveys in the library.
"Just go Little Bear go!" ~Deanna, trying to help Little Bear.

"Yeah, Little Bear's going to a kegger tonight." ~Bear in FST, letting us in on Little Bear's plans.

"Taco Taco Inn....I want to eat...at Taco Inn." ~Lorraine, singing and dancing in the rain about Taco Inn.

"Get on your side of the road!" ~Crissie, directing traffic down the stairs.
"Hey what are you talking about? You passed me that one day. That wasn't legal." ~Katie, protesting to Crissie about the traffic on the stairs.

"Shane, I'm gonna hit you in your big long dumbass nose if you don't shut up." ~Nolan, letting dumbass Shane knows who's in charge.

"Poncho, Poncho man....I want to be a Poncho Man." ~Katie and Lorraine, singing and dancing in the pouring rain at the Homecoming football game.

"Hey guys...uhmm...have you seen my mom's car anywhere? I lost it last night." ~Tyler Samek uptown, looking for his mom's car.

"Uhmm...well ya know, you don't mow in the winter." ~Deanna, explaining to Lorraine how a lawn service works.

"O had his baby on Rosh Hashanah!? We sooo called that. High five for us." ~Deanna & Katie, celebrating the Jewish holiday and Baby O's birthday.

"I like how when we tell people that David City only has two grocery stores, they're like 'What are you, Amish?'" ~Katie, explaining how people don't understand DC.

"Hi...I'm looking for a CD...I don't know the name of it though....something about a finger in the shape of an L....I think it's called Smushmouth." ~Mama Schatz, looking for the Smashmouth CD.

"I like how all the seniors just wander around 7th hour." ~Deanna, commenting on the migrating seniors.
"Bear, quit coming to the office and get to AP Environmental Science NOW!" ~Katie, tired of Bear's constant meandering.

"These Yikes/Likes are just sad." ~Little Bear, commenting on the Yikes/Likes of 1986.

"I try to avoid my wife as much as possible when I'm at school. Why do you think I would tell her to come in here and do that?" ~Mr. Griffiths, telling the Seniors that he was not a part of Mrs. Griffiths' evil plan.

"At least you have a car....I'll be 80 and still drivin the Taurus." ~Liz at lunch, telling us about her future.

"That was the time our transmission went out and we had to go 25 all the way home. I fell asleep three times." ~Liz, reflecting back on some memories.

"You can't find anything in this god forsaken state! And what's up with this weather too?" ~Some guy in Wal-Mart, complaining about our sweet state.

"Mr. Griffiths....this English quiz....it was just evil..." ~Brad, in English, letting Mr. G know about his evil quiz.

"Look, it's Freak and Frank...Frank....Freak....Freak...Frank." ~Crissie, pointing the difference between Frank and Bear

"Wait....are you on the right page?" ~Deanna, in FST when Lorraine and Kt were looking for project ideas and ended up on the Chapter Review page because Lorraine's a genius.

"What's up with his changing names too?" ~Katie...talking about Zach's constant changing names on MSN.
"Yeah...he's like Mr. FREAKIN Rodgers." ~Lorraine, explaining Zach
"Hey BABY!" ~Lorraine, checking out hot guys.

"He looks like that Where's Waldo guy..." ~Lorraine, describing a Lincoln Stars hockey player.
"The Where's Waldo guy's name is Waldo genius..." ~Katie, explaining Where's Waldo to Lorraine.
"Oh yeah, duh." ~Lorraine, realizing she's a genius.

"With each special from Northside, you will not only receive your steaming hot meal, but also, a small child, who comes with his own favorite toy." ~Colby and Kevin, sharing the joys of Northside.

"This is mole-stupid..." ~Bear in Physics on Mole Day when we were forced to do Mrs. Sander's corny little mole activity.

"OMG, for a moment there, this was a completely brown hallway!" ~Crissie at her locker, letting us know about the brown hallway.

"Mammoles are not four-legged animoles! We're mammaoles and we don't have four legs! Do these look like legs to you!?" ~Bear, quite upset in Physics during Mole Day.

"Why is everything Bear says funny?" ~Katie, dying of laughter in Physics.
"Cuz he's the big brother of Little Bear!" ~Deanna, explaining why Bear is so funny.

"I had a dream that Mama Prothman was brushing my hair." ~Crissie, sharing yet another one of her weird dreams.

"Who needs a man when you got Moochie!?" ~Lorraine, expressing her view on guys.

"Anthony, you're so stupid," ~Little Bear, commenting about Big Bear.

"Yeah, they drive like 80 to get there and then just mosy on in..." ~Bear commenting about the Bellwoodians on the Bellwood Fire Department.

"Yup....15 hours from now....I'm gonna be sittin' in my tree stand..." ~Lee in Government, informing us about his deer hunting plans.

"That kid had on an AP Calculus shirt. Can you imagine how hard Advanced Placement Calculus has to be?" ~Bear on UNL Math Day, concerned with people in AP Calculus.

"Yes! He was the guy who wanted the twinkies!" ~Deanna, excited after her and Katie figured out that "Brad" was in the OID from Fullerton.

"Hey, I think Mrs. Siffring and her husband still get on each other..." ~Katie, making random conversation with Bear.

"Yeah Canada doesn't do anything. They're just up there chillin. Do you even know who the president of Canada is? No, cuz they never do anything. You never hear anything about Canada's president." ~Katie and Deanna in Physics, informing everyone of Canada.

"Oh god, Lee's the speaker? He's such a dork." ~Deanna's reaction on Career Day when she found out Lee was our guest speaker.

"My mama said that fat kids can't smile. I'll show her." ~Lorraine, doing her fat kid impression.

"I got the stinkin' 8th graders..." ~Mr. VanWinkle when asked what PE class he had.
"HEY! I ain't stinky!" ~some fat 8th grader, defending himself against Winky.
"Hey! What's for lunch tomorrow? BYOS? Just for that, you're last in the lunch line!" ~Winky, punishing the stinky 8th grader.

"If you had reinforced paper, that wouldn't happen." ~Katie, when Frank ripped Bear's notes out of his notebook.
"Don't ever talk again." ~Bear, upset about Katie's comment.

"#11 is 10 and the cheerleader is 35." ~Deanna, commenting on Milford people.
"Yeah and they're probably gettin on each other." ~Katie, also commenting on Milford people.

"Ya see....it works like this. People in Milford are idiots. It's kinda like Prague except worse. There's more of them in Milford." ~Mr. Couch, explaining the dumbasses of Milford and Prague.

"That's the coolest baby ever!" ~Kevin at the speech meet, commenting on the clapping baby.

"Frank, get over here. You're the student manager. Help Crissie find her room." ~Katie and Deanna, bossing Frank around.
"Okay, what room are you in?" ~Frank, doing his job.
"She's in the Lodge?" ~Katie, not sure of where or what the Lodge was
"Ohhh the Lodge." ~Frank, pretending to know everything.

"Did you know that there were more brown people than white people over at the Lodge?" ~Frank updating us on the diverse culture present at the speech meet.

"Bear, stop raping Deanna!" ~Katie on the bus, concerned with Bear and Deanna sitting by each other.

"You're just like a glad trash bag Bear....you're wimpy, wimpy, wimpy." ~Katie, making fun of Bear.
"You're not good." ~Bear, making fun of Katie

"Why is there a peach on the Nebraska license plates?" ~Little Bear, upset with the new plates.
"That's not a peach, that's the sun." ~Bear, correcting his little sister.
"Ohhhhh." ~Little Bear, learning something from her big brother.

"I can hear Mr. Arasmith through the sound proof wall." ~Frank, complaining about Clete.

"Bye Sarah... Bear, after you're done delivering the Scoops, don't come back." ~Katie, casually picking on Bear.

"I'm Anna Nolan-less!" ~Crissie, upset when her biggest idol Anna was absent.

"There's like 8 million pieces of ice out here and you had to pick on the one that I was playing with." ~Katie, yelling at April when she kicked the ice Katie was playing with after it snowed 10 inches.

"We used to babysit this one lil kid and for breakfast he ate grilled peanut butter sandwiches. When no one was looking, he used to put his sandwiches in my dad's boots. Yeah, I got blamed for it for a while but then they figured it out and we had to watch him real close after that." ~ Frank, sharing memories.

"Why are 20% of the quotes making fun of me?" ~Bear, complaining about yet another thing.

"Don't eat blue popsicles otherwise it looks like you did....you know what....to a smurf." ~Katie, being a sicko.

"Do we have any albinos in school?" ~Saf, making random conversation in FST.
"Scott Sunday?" ~Nick, trying to think of albinos at DC.
"No, no. He's not albino." ~Saf, correcting Nick
"Scott Sunday. Why do I know that name?" ~Nick, confusing himself.

"Hey, is Africa a continent?" ~Liz being smart, while working on her extemp speech.

"Ouch! Geez, you just gouged my eye out." ~Bear, whining and complaining yet again.
"Oops...I told you...I have bad depth perception. I didn't mean to hit you." ~Katie, defending herself.
"Yeah, well Brian Kocher didn't mean to just shoot me in the neck but it happened anyway." ~Bear, being a smart ass.

"This fetid queue. If the lunch ladies would just cut down on the persiflidge, we could metriculate forward and recieve our substinance," ~Bear telling Crystal why he doesn't like the lunch line.
*Note to Deanna -- If there are any gramatical or spelling errors, blame Bear. He wrote this one. I just copied and pasted.

"Instead of beer, we just want candy," ~Katie, Deanna, and Lorraine explaining things to O.

"Deanna....you seriously have a problem. You don't just have a bladder problem. No, it's more severe than that. You just go to the bathroom whenever you have time. It's like a hobby." ~Katie, yelling at Deanna after going to the bathroom for the 5th time.

"I heard about what you did last night..." ~Katie, talking to Bear.
"What? I fondled a bra but that's about it..." ~Bear, revealing his secret.
"What!?" ~Katie, not expecting that response.
"She took me into Victoria Secrets and said I had to feel this bra. It felt real. It was cool. Full of gel or something." ~Bear, explaining what really happened.

"I need to get one of those bras." ~Deanna's response after hearing Bear's story.
"They're nice...Deanna, you'll have to get one to work with me at Hooters," ~Lorraine, talking about her future job plans.

"Because Lorraine has bigger boobs than me," ~Deanna discussing her boobs with Bear.
"Hey, when do you do news for Modern Problems?" ~ Bear, uncomfortable and quickly changing the subject from Deanna's boobs.
"I don't want to talk about my boobs anymore." ~ Deanna, conversing with Bear.

"STOP IT! That's enough boob quotes," ~Katie, getting mad about the boob quotes.

"It would be funny if we were drunk," ~Lorraine, randoming making conversation.
"When we turn 21, we have to get drunk just to see what happens." ~Crissie, making plans for the future.
"I like how we're planning this for when we're legal," ~Katie, commenting on the getting drunk idea.

"My mom told me not to fill up the computer with songs that she has downstairs on records," ~Bear, upsetting his mom yet again.

"At least you didn't show up on the bus with a hangover." ~Katie, talking to Crissie about her favorite fellow speech teammate.

"What the hell does that mean?" ~Papa Bear when reading the quote page to see what it was.

"Oh hey, I got in a fight with my mom today and I told her that she wishes I was retarded and sterile," ~Bear, after his mom said he couldn't go to the Blink concert.

"Whoa....fat man in a little car..." ~Deanna, commenting about the oversized man in his undersized car.

"A monkey with scissors could have done a better job!" ~Bear, complaining about the lady who gave him his haircut.

"Do you think I'm gorgeous? Do you want to kiss me?" ~Deanna, singing at Stop Inn

"No not my house. We got the angry Mexican here!" ~Crissie, when asked if we could watch a movie at her house.

"Mom, why do my ears hurt whenever I eat?" ~Little Bear, complaining to her mom about her aching ears.

"So yeah, my dad wants to get my dog knocked up," ~Bear in Journalism, making random conversation.

"It's different when you can't see, huh?" ~Deanna, while leading Little Bear around during initiations.
"Yeah, now I know what it's like to be blind and harassed." ~Little Bear, commenting on her experiences.

"I'm gonna eat your liver!" ~Bear, harassing Little Bear at the grocery store.

"I wanna drive...the Zamboni..." ~The Zamboni song playing at the Stars game.
"What the fuck is a Zamboni?" ~Lorraine, being smart.
"Hello....it's those two big things out there cleaning the ice..." ~Katie, teaching new concepts to Lorraine.
"Ohhhhhh." ~Lorraine, understanding.

"HEY HOT DOG MAN! OVER HERE!" ~Lorraine, waving her arms at the hockey game, attempting to get the attention of the hot dog man.

"That fucker..." ~Lorraine after the hot dog man didn't pay attention to her.

"HEY....the Scoops are on fire!" ~Little Bear, joking with Katie.
"Haha, no they're not." ~Katie, responding to Little Bear.
"You know....one day the Scoops are going to catch on fire and you're going to come and tell me that and I'm not going to believe you. Then I'll be trapped inside the school with the burning Scoops." ~Little Bear, thinking about the burning Scoops.
"And then you'll burn up with all the Scoops." ~Katie, joking with Little Bear.
"Yeah...but what a way to go..." ~Little Bear, expressing her dedication to the Scoop.

"Have you ever been to the ocean?" ~Katie, making random late night conversation with Bear.
"No, but I have been to Loma." ~Bear, answering Katie's question.
"Did you know that there's a town in Nebraska called Worms?" ~Katie, making more random conversation.
"Yup, I've been there too. They have a real ghetto post office. We went and visited it one day." ~Bear, sharing his adventurous adventures.

Ten Minutes Later...

"Why did you ask me if I had been to the ocean?" ~Bear, being inquisitive.
"Well cuz I thought I was sad because I had only been to the ocean once....but then you said that you had never been there, so you're sadder than me." ~Katie, explaining her thinking to Bear.

"Yeah so Bear stuck his in there and then I pushed it in more..." ~Lorraine, trying to describe how her and Bear put their desks away in Mr. Parson's room.

"When I drive the mail route, I have to honk to get the turkeys out of the road, and Anthony and Greg insist on driving way out to someplace by Valley to shoot one of those scrawny turkeys. Well, this year, I am not cooking it." ~ Mama Bear, going off about the turkey hunt excursion.

"A wise person solves a problem. A clever person avoids it. Smart people blame Bear." ~Katie's quote of the day.

"Look at those studs." ~ Mama Monster being sarcastic in Lincoln
"I want the short one." ~ Lorraine
"I'll take whichever one has the greasiest hair." ~ Deanna

"Try it on without your bra." ~ Mama Monster advising Lorraine about her Prom dress
"No, I don't wanna!" ~ Lorraine
"Lorraine, do you want that dress?" ~ Deanna
"Yes..." ~ Lorraine
"Then take off your bra. And try on this thong while you're at it." ~ Deanna

"What the heck is up this entryway?" ~ Deanna going into Target
"It's a trailer." ~ Katie explaining the makeshift entry
"What's a trailer?" ~ Crissie

"We get the stoopie cart!" ~Katie at Target

"Check it out...SpongeBob Squarepants suckers were $2.25 each at the mall and we got a box of 12 for like eight bucks." ~ Katie getting a deal at Target
"What are you going to do with all those?" ~ Mama Monster
"Eat 'em in Physics. And if we don't like them, we'll just make Bear eat them all." ~ Katie

"I'm definitely taking my pepper spray everywhere with me." ~ Lorraine being paranoid
"I'm getting one of those air horn things. You can hear them from like a mile away. *thinks* Maybe I can take it to family gatherings too. That way if I'm getting pissed off, I can just use it on my family. 'I'm tired of listening to you grandpa.' *makes air horn noise*" ~ Crissie

"Okay, this song can end any time now..." ~Mr. Griffiths, bothered by the annoying song.
"Yeah..." *Sings* "It's way way way too long..." ~Little Bear, adding lyrics to the already too long song.

"Bear, go find my quote you threw away." ~ Katie working on Scoop, pointing an exacto knife at Bear
"Don't point that at him. You have bad depth perception, remember." ~ Deanna, concerned for Bear's physical well being
*Bear scoots his chair away from Katie to the trash can*
"Anthony, what are you doing?" ~ Mr. G, concerned about Bear's mental health.
"Rooting through the garbage." ~ Bear, rooting through the garbage.

"There was a piece of cheese on my....uhhhhh....what do you call this?" ~Deanna, confused at lunch.
"A bench?" ~Katie, being smart.
"Yup, that's it. I was going to call it my butt place..." ~Deanna, not being smart.

"Once I learn how spontaneous human combustion works, I'm going to curse it on you." ~Katie, being nice to Bear.
"I'm going to shoot neutrons at your head after I learn how particle accelerators work. I hope tau neutrinos shoot out of your eyes." ~Bear, being nice to Katie.

"Now we're going to go show the tape to Kelly cuz Erik loves Kelly. But Monika lives with Kelly so it's cool." ~James just being James.

"Ahhh thunder!" ~Crissie, freaking out when she saw lightning.
"I'm gonna laugh if we die." ~Lorraine, laughing in Deanna's car during the thunderstorm.
"I'm scared! There's going to be a tornado! I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when it's over." ~Crissie, freaking out some more.
"Yeah, we'll wake you up. We'll be like 'Hey Crissie, look at that flying cow!'" ~Katie, not helping the situation.
"There's not going to be a tornado. We're going to be fine. We don't need to pull over. If you see a tornado, tell me and then I'll pull the car over." ~Deanna, calming down Crissie.

"Hey, you know that movie Mr. Nutty Pants?" ~Lorraine, attempting to talk about the movie The Nutty Professor.

"I'm done with this store." ~Deanna, after being in Claire's for the third time in one day.
"Me too." ~Katie, agreeing with Deanna.

"Great freakin' parachute Mrs. Sander. It went sideways." ~Deanna, complaining about Mrs. Sander's wimpy rockets.

"Okay, it's a sugar free strawberry flavored wafer....basically it's pink dust in the shape of a square." ~Katie, yelling at her mom about the cookies.

*points car remote at locker* - "click click" ~The sound of Anthony trying to open his locker.

"I predicted Bear and Deanna would go out. I'm freakin Nostradamus." ~Katie, claiming to be a genius.
"Okay, Nostradamus, am I going to go to my study session with Anna Nolan tonight?" ~Crissie, testing out the genius.
"Hmmm....what time is it? I thought it was this morning...so I'm going to say yes, you went." ~Katie, doing her magic.
"No, it's tonight. Nostradamus would know I'm not going to my study session with Anna Nolan. You're not Nostradamus. You're more like Nostra-dumbass." ~Crissie, hurting Katie's feelings.

* The management does not approve of this quote but was forced by undisclosed persons (Deanna) to put this on here. Nostradamus, if you read this, please don't kill us.

"We should probably order some plain breadsticks for Greta. She doesn't like the regular ones." ~Deanna, voicing her concern for Greta.
"Oh Greta can blow me." ~Bear, voicing that he has no concern.

"Sarah, pull your pants up." ~Bear, concerned for his sister.
"Why don't you put some pants on?" ~Little Bear, concerned for her brother.

"Shoot, I pushed the wrong button." ~The DJ at prom, after he killed the music.

"You just sat on my flower." ~Bear, upset that is flower was smashed.
"No I didn't you retard." ~Crissie, defending herself.
"What did you say?" ~Katie, confused.
"I said, 'No I didn't you retard.'" ~Crissie, explaining what she said.
"Oh I thought you said, 'No I didn't sweetheart.'" ~Katie, being a stoopie.

"Okay...they have these every four years..." ~Carey, playing Catch Phrase.
"The Olympics!" ~Lorraine and Michelle, yelling out answers.
"Okay...and at the Olympics they light.... " ~Carey, giving more clues.
"A CANDLE!" ~Lorraine, being smart

Five Minutes Later...

"Okay, here we go...a person who can't hear is..." ~Carey, getting ready to work with his 'not-so-bright' team...
"DEAF!" ~Michelle and Lorraine, blurting out answers...
"Okay that isn't going to work....Let's try this: You are..." ~Carey, giving his Catch Phrase clue.
"DUMB!" ~Lorraine and Michelle, yelling out answers.
"Yes!" ~Carey, after his team finally got one right.

"Is this thing on?" ~The bus driver on the band trip.
"Yeah." ~Random people on the bus.
"Will the monkeys please come forward so we can stick you under the bus?" ~Art, the bus driver, giving the monkeys directions.
A Few Seconds Later...
"Is this thing still on?" ~Art, continuing on.
"Yeah." ~More random people on the bus.
"I can't turn it off. Look....on...on...on...on...." ~Art, having issues with the microphone.

"You're free Andrew Palomaki. You're free!" ~Crissie, freeing Andrew from the back of the bus.

"Hey, why don't you go wear Little Bear's hat?" ~Katie, making conversation with Bear.
"Yeah, I told her that I was going to wear it while I was working in the fields. Then I would look like a Chinese peasant." ~Bear, being Bear

"Look it's like the ice cream machine! *points at Katie* White... *points at Greta and Crissie* Twist.... *points at herself* and Chocolate!" ~Lorraine, thinking about ice cream.

"I'm tired of the mystery flavor. I want the yellow one back." ~Katie's e-mail to the Skittles company.

"Ooooo a fountain! I like fountains!" ~Mama Schatz's reaction to the fireworks.
*A few seconds later...*
"That was a dud. How much did that cost?" ~Mama Schatz, upset with the fountain.

"George Bush or Dick Cheney?" ~Katie, making up a game in the car.
"Dick Cheney can suck it!!!!" ~Crissie, screaming comments.
*Laughter followed by an awkward silence*
"That was uncalled for." ~Katie, giving Crissie a bad look.

"...and then I smelled a stank..." ~ Amtrak passenger on the news recalling his version of the frightening aftermath of the train crash.

"Is my horoscope on it?" ~Eric, misunderstanding the purpose of the Quote Page.

"Children of the Corn!? Yes, that movie scared the shit out of me. I watched it that time at Big Mama's house. And then..." ~Crissie, sharing memories.
"Ha Ha, you lived at Big Mama's House?" ~Katie, pickin on Crissie.
"What? Her name wasn't Big Mama." ~Lorraine, settin Crissie straight.
"What?! Yes it was! I know this stuff. Call mom and ask her if you don't believe me." ~Crissie, getting defensive.
A Few Minutes Later...
"Hi mom. Hey remember that big house that we lived in in Louisiana? What was the name of the lady that lived there?" ~Lorraine, conversing with Mama Torres.
"Lorraine, it's 10. What do you want?" ~Mama Torres
"Mom, I just wanna know her name!" ~Lorraine
"Who? Big Mama?" ~Mama Torres
"HA HA! No way! Her name was Big Mama? Okay mom, that's all I wanted. Bye!" ~Lorraine
"I told you her name was Big Mama! I know what I'm talking about!" ~Crissie, celebrating her memory.

"...so...Voldemort framed Hagrid, the bitch!" ~Lorraine, getting upset with Lord Voldemort.

"I just like looking at it..." ~Deanna, amazed by the game Arch Rival.

"Crissie, I don't like Britney Spears anymore." ~Michelle, sharing a moment with her big sis Cris.
"What, Michelle!? Why?" ~Crissie, confused by her little sister's comment.
"She's not a very good singer. I can't understand any of the words to her new songs. She's kind of a slut now, too." ~Michelle, explaining her new feelnigs.

"Is the Globe a tabloid? Please tell me it is..." ~ Deanna, nervous about a rumor she heard.
"Yes, it's a tabloid." ~ Crissie, putting her grocery store knowledge to good use.
"Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway. I just read on another website that Elijah Wood smokes these weird clove cigarettes, and Josh Hartnett got him started on them." ~ Deanna, feeling depressed.
"Josh Hartnett is evil!" ~ Crissie, laying the blame.

"Hey, have you heard of clove cigarettes? What are they?" ~ Crissie, wondering about Elijah's addiction.
"Yeah, I think they're pretty expensive. We don't have any here. They have cloves in them. You know, you probably have some in your kitchen. Yeah, you season turkey and stuff with them." ~ Mike, the convenience store guy informing Crissie.
"Elijah Wood smells like my oven at Thanksgiving!" ~ Crissie, explaining things to Deanna.

"I'm sad Roach died." ~ Deanna, expressing her opinion about The People Under the Stairs.
"So, if Roach lived in your walls, you'd crawl in there and make out with him or something?" ~Greta, grossed out by Deanna's sadness.
"Ehh...Maybe..." ~ Deanna, wanting to make out with Roach.

"There's no more mystery flavor! My e-mail worked. I made a difference!" ~Katie, celebrating the return of the yellow Skittle.

"Ewww... I don't like these sugar cookies. Crissie eat this." ~Deanna, handing Crissie a half-eaten cookie.
"No, I don't want to eat the cookie." ~Crissie.
"Eat the cookie." ~Deanna, getting impatient.
"I don't wanna eat the cookie!" ~Crissie, getting upset.
"EAT THE COOKIE!!!!!" ~Deanna, yelling at Crissie.
"I DON'T WANNA EAT THE COOKIE!!!!" ~Crissie, still refusing to eat the cookie.

"I'm gonna rip your ears off when you get back." ~Annette, upset with her son Anthony.

"Yeah...he's a stinky little motha..." ~Lorraine, talking about Freddie.

"He doesn't need to know my name cuz I wrote a check and he got my number!" ~Crissie, explaining that the Long John Silver's guy has her name AND number.

"Hey go put a CD in the microwave for like 4 seconds. It's the coolest thing ever." ~Bear, talking to Katie one day online.
"What? I'm not doing that. The microwave will blow up!" ~Katie, concerned.
"Nothing will happen. Trust me. We've been doing it all day." ~Bear, reassuring Katie.
"Fine. I'll go do it..." ~Katie, giving in.
*A few seconds later...*
"It's all smokey! And it reeks in here! You said nothing would happen." ~Katie, freaking out.
"Don't worry. It's okay. Isn't it cool?!" ~Bear, not concerned.
"No, it just looks like there's a bunch of scratches on the CD" ~Katie, not impressed.
"Uh oh. You didn't do it right! You know that smoke you were talkin about... yeah, it was cancer-causing. Your whole floor is gonna die now." ~Bear, informing Katie of the truth.

"Did you just throw an olive at my head?" ~Katie, talking to Todd at Amigos.

"Yeah, when Colby locked his keys in his car, that was the time that I used an ice scraper to get the door open. I felt like Macgyver." ~Steven, sharing memories.

"More Katie more!" ~Crissie, directing Katie's driving when she almost missed the intersection.
"Whoops, that coulda been bad. Thanks for watching out for me Navigator! *high five*" ~Katie, thanking Crissie for saving their lives.

*whispers* "My shoes are stuck together!!!" ~Lorraine at Carlos O'Kelly's, interrupting Crissie's story.

"Could you please change the radio to a station that doesn't make me want to stick a fork through my head!?" ~Bryce, an upset customer at Amigos.

"Your loft is what?" ~Mama Bear, talking to her son.
"Pimped-out." ~Bear, conversing with his mother.
"Why doesn't it work?" ~Mama Bear, attempting to understand her son.
"You just don't understand our language." ~Little Bear, bringing her mother to reality.

"Thanks for the underwear Bear!" ~Deanna, showing her gratitude to Bear.

"Yeah so I got this disturbing e-mail from Bear today. He said that Lorraine wanted me to add Deanna's quote: 'Thanks for the underwear Bear!' And I was like, alright, I don't want to know what's goin on there." ~Katie, informing Crissie on the underwear quote.
"Yeah well Bear probably gave Deanna some Milanos or something and then she, for some unknown reason, just said 'Thanks for the underwear Bear.'" *Pause* "Yeah, either that or Bear is at UNK boinkin' Deanna." ~Crissie, explaining the meaning of the underwear quote.

"How'd you like prom?" ~Paul, making conversation with Little Bear.
"It was okay...but I would have had more fun at a museum." ~Little Bear, being realistic.

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