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Chapter 1: Our Engagement

It was our anniversary. One year, we've been together one year. It almost seemed impossible. I believed that Christopher and I were falling in love. Never had I been in a relationship for this long.
Christopher is such a happy man. He's 25 years old, one year older than myself. He has dark brown hair and blue eyes. He has such warm and loving eyes. He's very intelligent, already graduated from College, with a master's degree. He has a tan complexion. The most handsome detective I've ever known. Ok, maybe the only detective I've ever known, but regardless he's still handsome. He tells me about some of his cases. Sometimes they are rather disturbing, but I find his work rather interesting.
I'm Noelle. I'm 24, like I said earlier. I have redish-brown hair, and blue eyes. I have a rather pale complexion compared to Christopher's. I'm still in college, but I'm graduating this year. I'm a writer. I haven't really written anything wonderful yet, but Christopher's cases make for some interesting plots. We live in New York, a suburb of New York City. You can only imagine some of the grotesque things that my beloved Christopher has to deal with.
Getting back to the subject of out anniversary. We went to dinner. Here is what happened.
"You look fabulous." [Christopher]
"Why thank you, I must say that you look handsome yourself." [Me]
"Shall we?"
He then escorted me to the car. We went to a very romantic restaurant, mostly with Italian food, with some French delicacy. Our dinner was exquisite. At the very end of our romantic ecstasy, we enjoyed some champagne.
"This is absolutely wonderful. The only downfall was the escargots, the thought of eating snails." [Me]
"Haha, well darling you should have tried them." [Christopher]
"Why? You didn't."
"Oh, I never touch the stuff, the thought of eating a snail is absolutely repulsing."
"Exactly what I said!"
"Haha, I'm just giving you a hard time Noelle. But, I have something I'd like to ask you."
"Ask away!"
He reached into his jacket and pulled out a ring case. He then kneeled down and opened the ring case to reveal a beautiful diamond ring with a silver band. He then continued to ask his question. I was extremely nervous, and excited.
"Do you like the champagne? I think it's just right."[Christopher]
I think he knew that I was so nervous. I laughed, and he answered him.
"Yeah, it's great."
"Haha, alright, now on to the real question. Will you marry me?"
"What do you think?"
"Well, if I knew, I don't think I would have asked you."
"Haha, yes. I suppose I could put up with you for the rest of my life."
"You are you so damned romantic it makes me want to cry."
"I know, I know."
I slipped the ring on and we went home. I slipped into some lingerie, and we went to bed. Although I may be a writer, I don't believe I can do right to what happened next. But I'll try anyway. We went into a steamy passion and had wonderful mind blowing sex. I hope you weren't expecting anything too wonderful, this isn't a romantic porn novel.

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