Q. What do the Huskers and Billy Graham have in
common?
A.They both can make 77,000 people stand up and yell
"Oh Lord!"
Q. How do you keep a Huskers player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Nebraska in case of a tornado?
A. Osborne Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why was Frank Solich upset when the Husker playbook
was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Huskers and a
dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
bill.
Q. What do you call 150 people sitting around a TV
watching the RoseBowl?
A. The Nebraska Cornhuskers
Q. What do the Huskers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Huskers are going to run
the football?
A. Jammal leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
