DEEP THOUGHTS AND OTHER GARBAGE
Deep Thoughts-Part 1
Is the lottery a tax on people who are bad at math?
Is gambling the only way of getting nothing for something?
In the hospital, why do they always wake you up to give you a sleeping pill?
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
If time heals all wounds, how come my belly button always stays the same?
I wonder if the rings around Saturn are made up of all the luggage that has been lost on the worlds airlines.
Or they could be made up of all the mates to socks that turn up missing from my dryer.
Is experience what you get when you don't get what you want?
When travelling at the speed of sound, can you still hear the radio?
Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?
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