IN PRISON: You get an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK : You are confined to a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You are given 3 meals a day.
AT WORK : You get a break for 1 meal a day and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK : You have to share.
IN PRISON: You are ordered around by wardens who are sadistic.
AT WORK : They are called managers.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK : You are rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON: Guards unlock and open doors for you.
AT WORK : You have to carry a bunch of keys, unlock and open doors yourself.
IN PRISON: Expenses are paid for you by taxpayers.
AT WORK : Taxes are taken out of your paycheck to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: Family and freinds can visit you on a regular basis.
AT WORK : You can't even talk to family and freinds or you may be fired.
IN PRISON: You get to watch T.V.,play games and lift weights.
AT WORK : If you did those things, you would be fired.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your time looking through bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK : You spend most of your time looking out wanting to go to the bars.
If you were to break a blind mans cane in half while he's sleeping, would he wake up thinking he grew three feet taller?
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