BERT IS EVIL!!!
BERT IS EVIL!!!
I have found that there are many interesting laws pertaning to different things.. here, i will give you a list of the weirdest ones i have heard.. and yes these are true, i am not making this stuff up. hehe.
Here are some of my faves.
Missouri State law:
It is illegal to have oral sex. (awww ya)
Missouri City laws:
Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated
Kansas City: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited
Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
St. Louis: It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
Kansas State Laws:
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains shall meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
Kansas City Laws:
Witchita: At the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a person in an automobile is required to get out of their vehicle, fire 3 shotgun rounds into the air, and the get back into their vehicle and proceed through the intersection.
Any person who uses or carries concealed or unconcealed bean snappers or like, shall upon conviction be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas
Arizona State Laws:
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house
Arizona City Laws:
Tuscon: Women may not wear pants (humm)
Tombstone: It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Florida State Laws:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Florida City Laws:
Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned
Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person
Sarasota: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.
You may not catch crabs.
Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
Idaho State Laws:
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
It is considered an offense to ride on a merry-go-round on Sundays.
Idaho City Laws:
Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Potacello: A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.