If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) DAMN YOU PIGS!!!
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares!)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the animal having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!)
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
The garden snail has 14,174 teeth (105 rows, 135 teeths in each)
In 1977 a 13 year old boy had a tooth growing out of his foot
The Time Magazine Man of the Year for 1952 was a woman! It was Queen Elizabeth II -- 1952 was her coronation year. (hum.. i bet she feels special now.)
Female's lips flush red while having intercourse, hence is an aphrodisiac for males, which was the reason for creation of lipsticks. (umm.. ok)
Married men change their underwear on average twice as often as single men. haha
The average man will ejaculate 14 gallons of semen in his life.
Men get the hiccups more than women do (it says its true!)
Neil Armstrong's statement 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' makes no sense, since man and mankind are synonymous. He was supposed to say 'One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind' but in the excitement forgot
In the movie, 'The Lion King', when grown up Simba goes on top of the cliff and lies down and causes a cloud of dust to rise in the air, you can see the word, 'SEX' appear in the dust
According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers. (humm.. must... get... coffee)
Choroti women, of the same area as the Siriono, are expected to spit in their partners faces during sex. (yucky!)
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
In the Disney hit 'The Lion King', there is a scene where a grown Simba sees his deceased father, Mufasa, in the clouds. If you take this scene in a slow motion frame rate, the word 'sex' can be plainly seen written in the clouds. (WTF?! some freaky dude probably was drawing that day.. but it says its true.. so im gonna go check it out)
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (i am sure some guys are gonna use that one)
Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions. (hahaha)
Sharks can smell a drop of blood 1/4 mile away
Did you know that the average woman in her life will swallow 4 lbs of lipstick? (yucky!! *note to self... stop using lipstick* hahaha)