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• Name: Lauren Harper Wilder.
• If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Kismet Amaris Tyre.
• Alias: Tiny Dancer, Kismet, Selina, Atiaran.
• Nickname(s): Nevermind, 8-pointer, God, Giggles, TD, the bunny, etc. ::Most of these are old nicknames. I kind of grew out of them.::
• Date of birth: 6/27/85
• Birthplace: Montgomery, Alabama -- also known as Hell on Earth.
• Parent(s): Lyle and David Wilder. We often get letters addressed to the gay couple, Mr. Lyle and Mr. David Wilder.
• Sibling(s): The Antichrist.
• Best friend: I don't like to label people like that, but I talk to Jackson more than anyone else.
• School: Well, it USED to be Saint James... But now it's Rhodes College!!
• Future job: A starving artist, of course.
• Pets: Two miniature schnauzers: .
• Are you single?: Well, I have a boyfriend...
• Favorite color(s): Lavender, blue, and silver.
• Preferred writing instrument: Purple pens! LOTS of pens!
• If you could meet one person in the world, who would it be?: Elton John.
• Why?: Because he's GOD!
• If you could die your hair any color what would it be?: Hm, I'll have none of that. I'd like to streak it with silver, purple, or red, though.
• If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be?: Could? I WILL have a tattoo: a little black rose on my ankle and probably one on my lower back. Not sure what design, though.
• Favorite food(s): Loaded baked potato soup from O'Charley's and fried mushrooms/zucchini.
• Favorite beverage(s): Iced Mocha Cafe Latte! And sweet tea, of course.
• Favorite movie(s): The Lion King and most comedies.
• Favorite type(s) of music: Metal, rock, rap, some alternative, and Elton John (he's in a class by himself).
• Favorite TV station: Comedy Central.
• Favorite singer/band: Singer: Elton John. I'm in love with that man. Band: ICED EARTH!! Jon and Matt, you are gods.
• Favorite TV show: Heh, I don't really watch TV. Chapelle's show is funny as hell, though.
• Favorite Body Part in/on you: I loathe them all equally. My spleen's kinda rockin', though, actually...
• Favorite body part of the opposite sex: Eyes!!
• What are your fears?: The Exorcist (only movie that's ever scared me), deep/dark water, loss, failure, intimacy.
• Typical Bedtime: Whenever I pass out from exhaustion. But oh, how I love sleep.
• When would you like to die?: Uh, well.. not anytime soon; when I'm old and can't move around properly, I suppose.
• How would you like to die?: Doesn't matter how; as long as I die FOR something or someone. I want to die in a noble way, I guess. I know that sounds stupid...
• Do you believe in aliens?: Yes.
• Do you believe in ghosts?: No.
• Favorite sound: Wind and thunder.
• Favorite teacher(s): Dr. Browning.
• Do you like talking on the phone?: No, I hate it -- usually, anyway. Sometimes I can stand it. I have to talk to Jackson on the phone a lot because of college.
• How many rings before you answer the phone: I don't if I can avoid it -- unless it's my cell phone. I hate the sound of normal house phones, and I usually wait for someone else to pick it up.
• Favorite school year: Eighth grade was spiffy... but so was ninth.
• Favorite trip/voyage: Hm, I don't go out of town much. I had fun with Jackson's family last year at Disney World... Washington trip was fun, too, though. And I always enjoyed Iowa.
• Favorite subject you've ever taken: English Lit. and Comp. At least... I think that's what we took senior year.
• Favorite subject you're taking now: I'm out of school at the moment... but I'm sure it will always be English.
• Least favorite subject you've ever taken: Pick a math class -- ANY math class.
• Least favorite subject you're taking now: Always math.
• Thing you regret most in life: I try not to regret things, but I definitely regret some of the dumb shit I did n tenth grade.
• Favorite thing to do alone: Listen to music and read.
• Thing you most wish you could do (that you can't): I dunno, sing maybe -- or simple addition.
• Favorite talk show type thingy: Jerry Springer -- before it became totally lame. Those people made my life seem perfect.
• Are you tired of working on this profile?: Yeah, so I'm done.