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The Lock & Load

This is probably the best pistol money can buy, so if you ever come across one, buy it right away. It has served me well, and with magnum darts, it can outshoot most guns deemed to be for sniping. The biggest ( and only ) problem it has is that the top yellow part makes it inaccurate. The weight shift causes the gun to fire high every time. This can be fixed by following the mods shown below:


This is how you should modify your pistol once you get it:

1. Take a pair of needle nosed pliers and rip out the guidepost in the center of the barrel.
2. Take off all the screws connecting the yellow cocking handle. It is held by two small springs under neath, also, to rip those off too. Your pistol should now look like a real pistol, plus it is way more accurate.
3. Open the rest of the gun up and desmallify the spring on the plunger. Note how large of a spring this gun has for its size. Also note that it has a different type of cylinder than other pistols. Once stretched, it should be hard to close the gun without it popping out.
Your moment of enlightenment:

One time I went to the store and tried to buy a gallon of milk. Then when i tried to pay for it, they said my credit card was declined, and the whole store just looked at me funny, like in that commercial. Then I was like, "But I'm paying in cash?!". Everybody laughed at the cashier. Ha ha, dork.