Why does life have to be so difficult sometime? I went to college to help figure my life out and I am so much more confused now than I was before.
I'm sorry that I haven't put any horses on here yet for megan. My site just doesn't like horses for some reason. But that's ok because I put a cute little dog on the page and that makes up for everything. Even though he's been there since this page opened, it still counts, right?
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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