Pulling out in front of a motorcycle could be hazardous to you and your Community!!

It has been reported by a reliable source* that a group of motorcycle riders has banded together and equipped their motorcycles with nuclear warheads (Arms Sale Surplus) that will explode upon impact with another vehicle.

The warheads are small compared to bombs, but will level about a ten-block area and leave radioactive waste with a half-life of 20 years over a fifty-block area.

It is our understanding that the motorcyclists are using safety helmets to mount the detonators in, therefore; we urge you to write your legislator and plead with them to abolish helmet laws and make it illegal to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle. Meanwhile, look out for motorcycles if you love your family and community.

*Security leak from testimony from the Iranian Arms Sale Investigation.

P.S. - Good News: there are only about 5,000 of these warheads unaccounted for thoughout the U.S. and Canada.