My wrestling page is taking A LOT LONGER than I thought it would take.
About Me
Derek can be reached on AOL Instant Messanger at: Xpac657
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OK. Here's the deal. I have a butt.
Now here are pictures of some of my friends, followed by short biographies of their future.
First we have Joe....
Joe went into the Marines after high school. After only 42 minutes in service, Joe snapped and killed 4 fellow recruits, and bit off his instructors left testi. In order to cover up this embaressment, the government placed Joe in the CIA. After giving up The Colonel's secret recipe to the Russians, Joe was deported. He currently is the leader of the Mexican Mofia.
Here is Dennis....
Dennis isn't a friend. But he is going to die really young from being gang-banged by Homosexual Neo-Nazis. And he'll like it too.
This is Andy.....
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After majoring in Native American Studies at UNO, Andy went soul searching. Upon his return he formed the Homosexual Outreach Mind-Changing Organization (HOMO). Him and Sanchelli formed up to rid the world of homosexuality. They failed. Andy was last seen being beaten up by the Pink Panthers.
Next we have Sanchelli....
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After high school Sanchelli studied at college for a semester before deciding that college was not morally right. He joined Andy in his HOMO quest. But after 5 years of brainwashing homosexuals, Sanchelli left the group and decided to study electronics. Sanchelli's electronic repair buisness flopped and he was last seen being arrested for pimping out 12 year old girls.
Good and Happy Man, Charlie!....
Charlie tried his hardest to get out of Omaha for college, but after killing 16 people in an accident while going 134 mph on Dodge, he was stuck in Omaha forever just to pay car insurance. For 23 years Charlie worked at Shopko. The highest he was paid was 8.20 an hour. Finally Charlie got his big break when he was accepted into the UFC. He was beaten in 5 seconds in the first round. Charlie took his 1oo dollars in prize money and started his career as a bum.
Meet Dustin....
Dustin and his band ADW become over night sensations after their hit single "Happy Butt", in 2001. However all the success led to drugs for Dustin. The rest of ADW died in a plane crash. Dustin hit rock bottom and soon found himself lying in the gutters licking at the rainwater. His life rebounded when he joined the Ministry. The rest of Dustin's story can be seen next week on VH1's "Behind the Music".
This is A.R...
A.R. is a shift manager at Wendy's.
And here is Jerry...
Jerry won the Mr. Universe pagent in 2004, and was featured in PlayGirl the next year. Since he was the object of desire for every girl on Earth, Jerry quickly contracted every STD known to man. He currently is living out his life with his wife Chung-Nee, in Singapore.
Yes...I have heard I am the most attractive of my friends.
Now, finally here are new pictures!! These are REAL pictures of my friends. Yes this may be shocking but the pictures of my friends above are fake!
Here we see Joe right before he bit off his instructors testicle
This is Charlie moments before his tragic accident on Dodge.
Here we see my friend (from left to right) Susie smiling as always, then me staring at her boobs as always, Joe looking to kill the camera man, and Dennis actually is trying to grab my nuts because he's a faggot.
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