They can get any man they want
In all nightclubs that they haunt
They don’t even have to try
They just have to smile
These amazing creatures have
Flawless facial features
They hide their emptiness
In a sequined pink dress
A bat of their eyes
And a girly giggle
And they’ve got their boss
Wrapped round their little fingers
Does my bum look big in this
Asks the vacuous blonde
“Enormous” shrieks the bint
Sticking out her tongue