Sooner

I'm getting ready for
A date at eight
I can't wait
I will be pulling out my hair
Wondering what to wear
Could I look any cuter?

Tonight, you will find me
At home by the phone
Or pacing round my room
Waiting for you to ring
While opening a tin
Of tuna

I wish that you had told me.... sooner
I just wish that you had told me.... sooner

Finally the phone rings
I rush to make it hush
The voice I hear on the other end sounds lush
You're now going out with Kate?
And you're cancelling our date?
You prefer her?

I wish that you had told me.... sooner
I just wish that you had told me.... sooner

Later with Jools Holland
Lying dead in my bed
With my eyes all red
I have a splitting headache
Thanks to you you snake
Now I'm thinking about you and her....urgggh

I wish that you had told me.... sooner
I just wish that you had told me.... sooner