She comes back home with a sigh
To find him on the sofa, getting high
Why aren't you at work? She sounds tired
He turns to her and says 'I just got fired'
Oh my god
That's the third job
You've been dismissed from
Are you f***ing dumb
You always nag
Get off my back
It's such a drag
I got the sack
.... So what?
He'd sit on his bum like a slob
For the next 3 months without a job
She sits herself down, tries not to cry
As she wonders how they're going to get by
Can you explain why
You don't even try
To help me out
She started to shout
You always nag
Get off my back
It's such a drag
Are you on the rag?
... You've lost the plot.
She pours herself a drink
And sits down to think
Tries to look at the big picture
But ends up just giving him a lecture
.............
Moan moan, whinge, whinge, Rabbit rabbit
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, NAAAAG
.............
She's finally shut her trap
It's his chance to fill the gap
He thinks carefully for a bit
About how to put it
You're talking out your arse
Men are from Mars
Women from some other planet
My pet
You always nag
Get off my back
I'ts such a drag
Give me my fags
... And another shot
